How did Medieval Diplomacy Work? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @HeadCannon19
    @HeadCannon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    “We all know how modern diplomacy works” yep, yes, completely, I definitely know 100% how modern diplomacy works

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It's basically like highschool.

    • @ahmedelnaggar8805
      @ahmedelnaggar8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes.

    • @liltinglullaby3282
      @liltinglullaby3282 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It doesn't.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@InternetMameluq it is. And people get offended over the most stupid things

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’re a commenter on TH-cam videos, of course you do, but not anyone else, unless of course they agree with you
      Just like when discussing history and politics

  • @emptank
    @emptank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    New mission from the pope!
    Don't attack FRANCE for ten years
    Reward: nothing
    Penalty: excommunication.

    • @huantruonginh2946
      @huantruonginh2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      emptank reminds me of medieval total war 2 haha

    • @hellsonion514
      @hellsonion514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Guess I'll apostatize then *shrugs*

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      France continues attacking, having started the war in the first place

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Mission accomplished
      Pope: I hope the new find peace will last
      Me: ROFL!

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And France continues laying siege, whereas I would get excommunicated for doing the same.

  • @Amatsaru29
    @Amatsaru29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3901

    Girlfriend wants you to treat her like a princess...
    ... Proceeds to marry her to a stranger to strengthen ties with France ;-)

    • @farry882
      @farry882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      So, your girlfriend is blood related to you?

    • @yvel8503
      @yvel8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Farry Yours isn‘t ?

    • @tommydoez
      @tommydoez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@yvel8503 sweet home alabama

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@tommydoez
      Incest isn't always Alabama, mate. Sometimes it's Mediaeval Europe.

    • @kniffol
      @kniffol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@tommydoez Sweet home Habsburg

  • @bengahzijr.4293
    @bengahzijr.4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    I love when they ride horses in these. Almost as good as when a character drops dead and you hear the sound of them hitting the floor.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Or when they go traipsing through the flower field with something horrible tagged above them

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The blissful frolic through the flowers is always good too lol

    • @Milk382011
      @Milk382011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The best animation ever was the Queen of England roping out of a helicopter with a gun and camo veil

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The intimidation move of scowling and standing closer, closer and behind them.

    • @jj48
      @jj48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Milk382011 Was that an animation, or was that actual footage?

  • @Serulik
    @Serulik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5981

    "Sire we can't go to war against the ottomans"
    "Why not??"
    "We don't have a free diplomat"

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      the pain dude...

    • @randomperson6988
      @randomperson6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ilia han lol

    • @proffiesloth
      @proffiesloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      Love a random eu4 reference

    • @dimmler7851
      @dimmler7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      K e b a b w i n s

    • @Fireheart1945
      @Fireheart1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Guess I'll have to stop fabricating claims to free one up, then.

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    It worked by clicking on a ruler's portrait and selecting the relevant item from the list of possible diplomatic actions.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, but back then some nations had much better mice than others, so declaring war was easy for them.

  • @pridelander06
    @pridelander06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    Nice example of the Hundred Years war period, but I think another great example of medieval diplomacy is the episode when the King of England attempted to gain a French garrison's support for a holy quest and then being told by the French that his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

    • @gabisuciu6785
      @gabisuciu6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Damn, you got me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gabisuciu6785 Same

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ‘Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?”

    • @vinnydaq13
      @vinnydaq13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Joe R M “I blow mah nose at you and fart in your general direction! Now go away before I taunt you a second time, you silly English speaking knnnnnnnnigits!”

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@vinnydaq13 Now I know Why the English hate the French so much.

  • @stepanpytlik4021
    @stepanpytlik4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Medieval diplomacy in nutshell:
    Demand: Accept or we will attack
    Request: Please, do not attack

    • @hamarbiljungskile8953
      @hamarbiljungskile8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ah, M2TW diplomacy...

    • @MrAnonymousRandom
      @MrAnonymousRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hamarbiljungskile8953 Or any other total war game.

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrAnonymousRandom At least until they removed those options.

    • @rudo-armejec3882
      @rudo-armejec3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tak ty si došel až sem?

    • @MrMaro1995
      @MrMaro1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are absolutely demolishing the enemy. All his armies are destroyed, half of his remaining fief is besieged.
      Their peace offer:
      We demand:
      Ceasefire
      Give us 1 000 000 florins

  • @_NeoImperia_
    @_NeoImperia_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5549

    *Usually it was done in the bed*

    • @robertmitchell8683
      @robertmitchell8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      You're right, it's a method we cannot afford to lose.

    • @tomwinchester8209
      @tomwinchester8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Robert Mitchell what?

    • @robertmitchell8683
      @robertmitchell8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@tomwinchester8209 it's a reference to OP's username from star wars

    • @_NeoImperia_
      @_NeoImperia_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@tomwinchester8209 *Good relations with the princess I have*

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@robertmitchell8683 Trump need to fuck Winnie the Pooh

  • @cekoforbidden9317
    @cekoforbidden9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "My liege, the war is too costly for us"
    "Why? Its just a small neighbouring nation and weak allies"
    "We're still in truce, my liege. We're gonna get stab hit!"

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      or "my liege, we have military access, we can't go to war!"
      "wait what, that's stopping us?"

    • @cekoforbidden9317
      @cekoforbidden9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@DaDARKPass and theyre transferring their trade power to us 🤣

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Noob. Just get a CB on one of their allies. Taking their clay will be a touch more expensive though

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@talltroll7092 that's the problem, if you want to take a lot of provinces this will be a lot of aggressive expansion and not always dealing with coalition is easy, or you just don't want it coz it's annoying

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mrszmatan2727 I remember when Alexander the Great got coalitioned because he had too much Aggressive Expansion

  • @Lin-ij9vk
    @Lin-ij9vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Sseth said it best
    "It's impossible to make everyone happy. Your vassals want more land, your wife wants more jewelry, and your brother wants more of your wife."

    • @chakraborty1989
      @chakraborty1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Context? Who is sseth?

    • @parfait9495
      @parfait9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      SsethTzeentach. He said that in his CK2 Video

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And to the oubilette with them all.

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    I'll never forget
    _Mr. Moustache_

  • @dershogun6396
    @dershogun6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "Peace Treaty with england. Demands: Everything, Concessions: None, Alba gu bràth" this is the most scottish thing i've ever seen...

    • @KitchenSinkSoup
      @KitchenSinkSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Joshua N. Ajang Scots Gaelic and Irish Gaelic are quite similar.

    • @dershogun6396
      @dershogun6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Joshua N. Ajang you can destinguish scottish(gaidhlig) and irish (geailge) from each other via the accents. In irish there is only this "´" accent used. In scottish only this "`" .

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait 'till the Scots get in gear with their demands prior to the next referendum to leave Britain...

    • @dershogun6396
      @dershogun6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@paireon3419 welll i think it is only a matter of time until the last remnants of the british empire fall apart and get independence. In 20 years we will have a kingdom of england again and an independent scottland and wales. I see it comming. In this case england would be as weak as it was around 1000 last time in 2040.

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dershogun6396 Let's hope so. I may love British humor but as a French-Canadian who knows his history I am not fond of the English yoke.

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    James Bisinette is back on top!

  • @tomrowell1558
    @tomrowell1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Loved this video, one of those topics I always wondered about - Crusader Kings 2 is pretty accurate really in how marriages create alliances but after a while they just lead to wars over claims

  • @wayneparker9331
    @wayneparker9331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I especially love the cheeky humor you show in the signs your characters hold at different points and the other writings in the videos to emphasize a point you make vocally ("David woz ere"). I laughed out loud at these signs because they are so clever and on point.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple ปีที่แล้ว

      "Give Milan." I had to walk that one off, it hurt so much

  • @TheAustralianMapper5378
    @TheAustralianMapper5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    King: Here, have my daughter. We are friends now.

  • @Austrian_Butcher
    @Austrian_Butcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Habsburgs: I've got daughters

    • @kylemohs8728
      @kylemohs8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Habsburgs: I also have a male cousin who needs a wife.

    • @Austrian_Butcher
      @Austrian_Butcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kas Mag Linz mehr

  • @blueangel4ever370
    @blueangel4ever370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The "soon (ish)" and "tell him hi" are almost the best part of the video, definitely underrated 😂

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    *Talking about Medieval diplomacy*
    People Who Play CK2: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The definitive fratricide, infanticide, and general nastiness simulator

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what about eu4 players?

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      DaDARKPass forced culturalization, genocide, and mass slavery simulator. Also Mingsplosions and the dangers of too much baguette in one place

    • @4mbrose
      @4mbrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gideon Mele and don’t forget the pre-modern eugenics programs

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zachary Cornelison of course! In the names of SCIENCE!! and dynastic purity

  • @444haluk
    @444haluk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I literally feel like I have to watch at least one of your animations every day. Their simplicity is mesmerizing...

  • @luizsa8300
    @luizsa8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don’t know who he is, but I’m glad to know that James Bizenette returned to his rightful place at the top of the special thanks list.

  • @kamodo2299
    @kamodo2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly this is probably my favorite Chanel in TH-cam. It’s often this notification that I’ll catch first thing in the morning and it’s just great. Thanks man

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like that the only diplomatic options are alliances (for war), declaring war, and suing for peace (in a war).

  • @gennik7966
    @gennik7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    1:20
    The popes always have the fanciest hats

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its real name is the papal tiara.

    • @PrezVeto
      @PrezVeto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      … and it's a crown 👑

  • @alejandrokaplan7243
    @alejandrokaplan7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Still waiting for the Orthodox Church in the Protestant Reformation

    • @Lazurath101
      @Lazurath101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alejandro Kaplan this

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ?

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A snek Boi he said a long time ago he would make a video on how the Orthodox Church reacted to the Protestant reformation and that hasn’t come out yet

    • @dershogun6396
      @dershogun6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh yeah. This would be interesting. Though i've watched an interview with an american orthodox "Archpriest" who worte an entie book about the views of antiochian orthodox church on the proestant reformation.

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Der Shogun yeah he did a poll on his channel and that won the poll and the video never came, still waiting

  • @novaterra973
    @novaterra973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:44 "David woz ere" Guess that's a reference to David II of Scotland's captivity in England?

  • @bigpopparasta8133
    @bigpopparasta8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I know how this works... I’ve play CK2

    • @paulbuzla8728
      @paulbuzla8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the shit is ck2 ?

    • @ayoumsms4399
      @ayoumsms4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@paulbuzla8728 a game named crusader kings 2

    • @paulbuzla8728
      @paulbuzla8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks mate ;)

  • @historylover8139
    @historylover8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Didnt know Czechia used to own parts of italy and belarus

    • @bradymcelroy1627
      @bradymcelroy1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah, Bohemia used to control land all over because of dynastic bullshittery.

    • @historylover8139
      @historylover8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bradymcelroy1627 ok

    • @richardvlasek2445
      @richardvlasek2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      the luxembourgs used to own a lot

    • @thezeitos469
      @thezeitos469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The unique magic of the HRE

    • @migkillerphantom
      @migkillerphantom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Not Bohemia. The German dynasty who ended up holding the title "king of bohemia" held other titles in parallel.
      The crucial thing to understand that each of these holdings was a separate state with separate institutions. It just happened that their head of government was the same person. So if Bohemia was to call a parliament or whatever, it would have no authority in the other realms.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Meanwhile:
    Habsburgs
    *_Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube_** - ‘Let others wage war: thou, happy Austria, marry’. This famous saying is invariably quoted when the rise of the Habsburgs is put down to the success of their dynastic marriage policy, in which young archdukes and archduchesses were frequently married off as children to members of other dynasties, or indeed to relatives of their own.*
    *Emperor Maximilian I is credited with the greatest success in the implementation of this policy - through his own marriage and those of his son Philip the Fair and his grandson Ferdinand, the dynasty gained Burgundy, Spain, Bohemia, and Hungary. However, the famous saying ignores the many strokes of luck that contributed to the rise of the Habsburgs - and also the fact that their gains were by no means always achieved without loss of blood. Wars were an equally important element of Habsburg policy as marriages.*

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your horse riding animation made me laugh, keep it up!

  • @cynthiabrent6479
    @cynthiabrent6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fascinating the way diplomacy has evolved-- from arranged marriage to having a person to represent a specific country. One must also consider the advances in modern technology, which makes it a lot easier to handle major concerns and problems.

    • @richyhu2042
      @richyhu2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd argue that social changes played a bigger part than technology. You have to remember for much of history the concept of nationalism as we know wasn't really a thing. The King of France was seen as the nation of France. But once we got nationalism as a concept and the idea that a nation is made up of its citizens and not its leader, we didn't really have one person to stick a political marriage on since (especially after republics and democratic voting became more widespread) the person you're marrying for political power might not even be in power in five years.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision ปีที่แล้ว

      Modern communication technology really helps a lot. It’s much easier to conduct diplomacy with a simple phone call or a quick plane trip than to send a letter via a guy on a horse that’ll take weeks or months to get there and even longer for the response to arrive back to you.

  • @storytellingchampion6438
    @storytellingchampion6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    While it is quite simplified (and I think I'll do some more research) I think this will help iron out some kinks in a piece of fiction I'm writing. Thank you.

  • @Corn-y3u
    @Corn-y3u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Please keep James Bisonette first in your special thanks, pleaseeeeeee

  • @spacepolicemanofspace6073
    @spacepolicemanofspace6073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the new video! Happy New Year to you and the channel!

  • @TheJohnblyth
    @TheJohnblyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yours is the only list of patrons I bother to listen to :)

  • @rankovasek1987
    @rankovasek1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Diplomacy in Rome Total War be like:
    *Their Offers*
    Accept or we will attack
    *Their Demands*
    Please do not attack

    • @bezukaking6860
      @bezukaking6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aka peace

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've only played Rome 2. I've never been able to issue ultimatums like that.

  • @TheAustronaut03
    @TheAustronaut03 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:59 the contrast between the detailed borders of france and the vague splotches of bohemia are hillarious

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I See the 100 Patron war Ends with James bizanette ebforcing his claim of the 1st Throne, usurping any of the pretenders in recent history

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And things were restored to their rightful sense once more

  • @navilluscire2567
    @navilluscire2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:55 That one slayed me! XD
    later...
    **diplomat finally returns from the long journey to his kingdom's neighbor on behalf of his lord**
    French king: Good, very good! Now that we've established a dialogue...ask them how is the weather over there!
    French envoy: ...
    **diplomat begins long arduous journey over many miles back to their neighbor's kingdom and sovereign**

    • @Ivorytrigger
      @Ivorytrigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "3 years later"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sucks to be anyone honestly in that era

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fulcrum2951 Or in any era before the telegraph...

  • @tammygant4216
    @tammygant4216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The pope's eyes move! I never noticed that before (There are so many clever jokes and asides, I like to re-watch these videos)

  • @mundogameplay1341
    @mundogameplay1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    3:04 Jesus’s Ghost xd

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats on 350.000 subs!

  • @njujuwd3495
    @njujuwd3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Me: *sees title*
    Marrying off your daughters and marrying your cousin, because, what else?

  • @jaimec1011
    @jaimec1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm pleased this is the last TH-cam video I watch this decade

  • @CosmicCleric
    @CosmicCleric 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @0:52 Ok, I admit it, I laugh snorted when I saw the "Insert Earth here" caption for the UN symbol. Well done!

  • @sharkronical
    @sharkronical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    James Bisernette : I told you! I'm not the Messiah!
    Everyone : He's the Messiah
    History Matters : He's not a Messiah, he's just a -very naughty boy- frequent Patreon donator

  • @MorphingReality
    @MorphingReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo as always.. the art style is perfect.

  • @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke
    @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It seems like there could be something of a topic to be made of the relatively brief phenomenon of declared war during the 19th and early 20th centuries.

    • @evandonovan9239
      @evandonovan9239 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss when our country actually had to declare a war to have a war....

  • @concept5631
    @concept5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Video idea: How did medieval diplomacy evolve into modern diplomacy?

  • @frordsfidoruh
    @frordsfidoruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was interesting and I would love am even more indepth version cause this is such an interesting subject

  • @IronDragon-2143
    @IronDragon-2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I noticed when you showed the Kingdom of Bohemia it was made up of several geographically disconnected territories.
    How did that work in the Middle Ages?

    • @felyp3able
      @felyp3able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      During this time period all that land was under the Holy Roman Empire, and the emperor at the time was Louis The Bavarian, his election as the emperor was the result of a big portion of the empire nobles thinking the king of Bohemia was too strong ( keep in mind there is a myth that say the german electors dint want a czech emperor, but thats a lie since John of Bohemia was Luxembourgian, born of a franksh house, therefore had more blue blood than any guy from Germany/Austria proper ).
      The electors tried to elect a guy from Austria, a war was to happen if they did that since the king of Bohemia would not accept, and the electors would not accept another bohemian king as the emperor, so they chose Louis as a compromise, he was a weak emperor and effectively every part of the empire rule almost independently at that time, thats why the bohemian king managed to keep all of that under 1 crown on the holy roman empire.
      Later on the bohemian line would go back to rule the Empire for 3 more generations, but the lack of male heirs would make every corner of the crown land be divided by cousins and brothers in law.

    • @stepanhrebicek8309
      @stepanhrebicek8309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well John of Luxembourg came from Luxembourg, so that's the most western territory. Bohemia, Moravia and Silesia were inherited together through his wife, Elizabeth. So was Poland but he wasn't actually ruling it, he just used the title. The north of Italy was given to him by the holy roman emperor, his son didn't inherit it though.

    • @cub8280
      @cub8280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stepanhrebicek8309 that was Mazovia not whole Poland. It was Bohemian vassal at early XIVth century.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision ปีที่แล้ว

      Due to weird inheritances because of political alliance marriages, many nobles and rulers ended up ruling several different bits of unconnected land in different regions.

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Anglo-Portuguese alliance 4ever

    • @angrymonkeynoises
      @angrymonkeynoises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Less when the brits wants to connect its colonies in Africa

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angrymonkeynoises Well you see, it's more of a one sided alliance. You don't attack us, but we can attack you.

  • @reviewgodusa9613
    @reviewgodusa9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should do how diplomacy worked in ancient times. Like between Rome and Persia.

  • @MichaelBrown-yi5eo
    @MichaelBrown-yi5eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Have you considered making a video on life in Japan during allied occupation following WW2?

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he has one

  • @sail2byzantium
    @sail2byzantium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And Ghost Jesus with stigmata! @ 3:04. Man, I love these!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @danielcuevas5899
    @danielcuevas5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Next video idea: what happened to the Anglo Saxon aristocracy when the normans displaced them?

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple ปีที่แล้ว

    That historical "dad joke," though... that was brutal!

  • @RodolfoGaming
    @RodolfoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing video as always and Happy New Year

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is - IMO - fantastic.

  • @maxmatthews2463
    @maxmatthews2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The closest vassal gets the bad news. You're going to have to go talk to the cannibals good luck.

  • @And-lj5gb
    @And-lj5gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would like to know one thing that is not explained in the video- how did the rulers of vastly different cultures and languages communicate with each other? Within catholic nations, I guess Latin could serve as lingua franca, but for example, when Mongols invaded most of the Old World, they would send envoys to rulers of countries of pretty much alien cultures to them- how would they manage to send the information in an understandable form?

    • @Gabriel-ip6me
      @Gabriel-ip6me 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They likely couldn't. That's probably why they kept getting executed.

    • @Nimish204
      @Nimish204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Traders acted as emissaries

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      French was a common language of European diplomacy, at least prior to the 20th century.

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 ปีที่แล้ว

      Churchmen spoke Latin, western nobility tended to speak a French dialect of some sort, and thus could communicate to a certain extent, Latin based languages had diverged less so you could pick up some of what was said simply though familiarity. If it was going to be a bigger problem the noble selected would already speak the language or they'd take a priest with them who could then translate though another priest. The byzantines had a lot of Italians around and no one much felt like communicating with pagans beyond the whole convert or die, but if you had too you'd just ask a convert to do it for you, same with Muslims.

  • @TentaclePentacle
    @TentaclePentacle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You actually do have to declare war, not with the one you are attacking but with your direct overlord like your emperor. You need to present you casus belli to your direct overlord and he would have to approve it.

  • @Hilversumborn
    @Hilversumborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy 2020 everyone.

  • @jeffreyzervos6938
    @jeffreyzervos6938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he continually just disses scotland.

  • @sail2byzantium
    @sail2byzantium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantasy Tapestry ("Tapisserie Fantaisie"). HA! I assume this is in contrast to the Bayeux Tapestry ("Tapisserie de Bayeux")
    And then "Scotland Forever!" ("Alba gu brath") @ 0:38-ish
    Too funny!

  • @dominickharris3020
    @dominickharris3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do a long unedited video of you talking about a subject you like. Easier to make so you don’t waist time only to get demonetized

  • @su_morenito_1948
    @su_morenito_1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy new year!

  • @navilluscire2567
    @navilluscire2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:27 *Medieval Popes:* We demand front row seats!

    • @miniaturesandstuff5209
      @miniaturesandstuff5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you're allied with two opposing A.I. and have shared vision....

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Guesse what sucker you're deposed
    Aww :(
    *Wait a minute* , you cant depose me I am the Pope you're deposed
    Aww :(
    *Wait a minute* , you cant depose me Im the King you're deposed
    Aww:(
    *Wait a minute-*

    • @Henry_Kobyla
      @Henry_Kobyla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @tallu911
      @tallu911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oversimplified much isn't it?

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polish Kingdom: *Pope is great, s it you German*

  • @STTNLNDR
    @STTNLNDR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy New Year!!!

  • @margaretlear1388
    @margaretlear1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy New Years

  • @kreehomel
    @kreehomel ปีที่แล้ว

    Basically, it was one monarch saying to another monarch: "Hey, haaaaaaaave you met my relative/noble friend?"

  • @phatato
    @phatato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHAT WOULD ROB WATERHOUSE DO?

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:05. Ghostly Jesus with dots on h9s hands. Lol. Nice touch.

  • @markeos7753
    @markeos7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “How did medieval diplomacy work”
    Incest
    Video ends

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lots and lots of incest! So much that no one can walk straight

  • @primordial_dm
    @primordial_dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy new year

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay here’s what you do. Get a personal union and also vassal swarm them.

  • @Moose-iz1uo
    @Moose-iz1uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are great because it appeals to my short attention span.

  • @judesantos8120
    @judesantos8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *having just played Medieval 2*
    Have a boatload of money for every demand and an army pointed in their direction in case they say no
    Which they usually do

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Czechs: "fuck all of that diplomacy shit, we'll just throw 'em out the window"

  • @flyboymb
    @flyboymb ปีที่แล้ว

    King of France: hey, I have an extra daughter laying around, want a treaty?
    Holy Roman Emperor: eh, I guess, send her on over.

  • @bonwatcher
    @bonwatcher ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just here to read the great signage. "I own you" explains fealty of one state to another very succinctly. 😂

  • @flawyerlawyertv7454
    @flawyerlawyertv7454 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Interesting. Cheers!

  • @HisShadow
    @HisShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:04 Did you give Jesus little holes in his hands? Adorable.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Jesus is litteraly adorable.

  • @FPVwineUK
    @FPVwineUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Insert flat earth map here" - wish you'd gone with this

  • @Hungeryan
    @Hungeryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish you a happy new year :D

  • @BrotherZael
    @BrotherZael 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's not the same without hearing "boogilywoogily"

  • @valentinhanriot-colin5797
    @valentinhanriot-colin5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy New Year Folks !

  • @MrEFMinecraft
    @MrEFMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah james is back. Good

  • @njujuwd3495
    @njujuwd3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *DON'T KILL THE MESSANGER!*

  • @Luka__1
    @Luka__1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't stop watching these videos! help!

  • @BlueflameKing1
    @BlueflameKing1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Diplomacy in total war medivial II: turn 22: alliance and marriage with France and Milan. Turn 23: Milan attacks france, alliance over.

    • @occi31
      @occi31 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milan are such assholes XD

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No mention to the oldest alliance in the world.
    Rip.

  • @Yakyak-x5v
    @Yakyak-x5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Medieval Diplomacy:Chop heads and ask questions later

  • @OkiemTaty
    @OkiemTaty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    taking hundred years war and its complexities and tragedies as an example of medieval diplomacy is like taking WW2 as an example of warfare in the modern period in a lecture to people in year 2500...

  • @brendenwright7957
    @brendenwright7957 ปีที่แล้ว

    After rewarding this, I only just noticed the "David woz ere" on the prison walls when talking about John II...
    I'm pretty sure that's a reference to King David II of Scotland, who had been captured by King Edward III during the Second War of Scottish Independence...
    Though he was eventually ransomed back to his kingdom.

  • @OneAngrehCat
    @OneAngrehCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *bump with club*
    - No
    *bump back with club*
    That was it, wasn't it?

  • @joeylawn36111
    @joeylawn36111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How did Medieval Diplomacy Work?" Mostly by each side sharpening their iron....