*Toy Story* Commentary

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  • @amrk3885
    @amrk3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10139

    The fact that a movie commentary monday is released on MONDAY is surprisingly weird in a revolutionary way. I cant describe it.

  • @umaf.8468
    @umaf.8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14137

    "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
    Dylan: *eats expired candy*
    Best joke.

    • @completechaoswithdani
      @completechaoswithdani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      😂🤚

    • @ninahelvar479
      @ninahelvar479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Dude I almost spit out my cereal when I came to that part

    • @ldragon8480
      @ldragon8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Also Dylan:struggles to get expired candy into his mouth.

    • @christinevanzyl3414
      @christinevanzyl3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I literally liked this video just for this

    • @berbervdwoude4965
      @berbervdwoude4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s basically just sugar, they just have to put an expire date on it

  • @ellabishop3000
    @ellabishop3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4640

    Dylan: "I'm just looking for dirty jokes"
    Also Dylan: *misses the hooker joke*

  • @sakshiupadhyay2627
    @sakshiupadhyay2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8030

    Dylan about every kid in the movie: “What a dumb child.”
    Also Dylan: Literally almost gives himself a heart attack by eating expired sour patch kids.

    • @hansikasangtani5807
      @hansikasangtani5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      remember he thought that when a heart attack happens you can’t feel your “right” arm😂😂

    • @DarkAngelD
      @DarkAngelD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just can't stop laughing from this comment.😂😂

    • @meralkhan4638
      @meralkhan4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment still makes me laugh 😂 😂😂😂

    • @simonsaysolivia
      @simonsaysolivia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hansikasangtani5807 it’s it supposed to be a stroke not heart attack

    • @Julian1T1
      @Julian1T1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@simonsaysolivia and the left arm, not the right

  • @naylaxo8754
    @naylaxo8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    Dylan: I'm a peaceful person
    Also Dylan in every movie: Kill him! No? Oh come on!

    • @lexsunsh1ne
      @lexsunsh1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      him watching this movie was his villain origin story

    • @jaylalove7308
      @jaylalove7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And when someone does die, he shocked

    • @jeremyrdlamaxima7052
      @jeremyrdlamaxima7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jaylalove7308 🤣🤣 true

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7458

    This is genuinely one of his most enjoyable commentaries to watch

    • @laurenm.7467
      @laurenm.7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Also his tangled one cause i have watched that more the 10 times idk why

    • @annachase6036
      @annachase6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Nothing beats tangled. It's the most fun you can have watching someone watch a movie

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      U again good to see u like Dylan

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hello god

    • @MonotJin
      @MonotJin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      why are you everywhere

  • @crystalrose_pa
    @crystalrose_pa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4409

    Dylan: "I'm a peaceful person"
    Also Dylan in every movie commentary: "Where's the murder???"

    • @biteme121
      @biteme121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You took the words right out of my mouth🤣😂 classic Dylan

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Unless there actually is murder, then he wants to throw it away

    • @shinitagari444
      @shinitagari444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and bullying babies 🗿

    • @fefekim8211
      @fefekim8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What I was thinking😂😂

  • @heidikennard5365
    @heidikennard5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4317

    Dylan: specifically looks for dirty jokes and innuendoes
    Also Dylan: completely misses the hooker joke (Sids toy with legs)

    • @emmav3833
      @emmav3833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      i was waiting for this one !!

    • @armandam.e.6331
      @armandam.e.6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I had never noticed that joke either Oo!! It's pretty clever

    • @jksbananamilk
      @jksbananamilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      My mind rn: 🤯🤯🤯

    • @AliceTheChaosWitch
      @AliceTheChaosWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      you just singlehandedly ruined my childhood(? lmao

    • @helloooo6759
      @helloooo6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can I have a time stamp Please?

  • @audreyii6750
    @audreyii6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    Dylan thinking he's legit gonna die from eating 2 expired candies is a whole ass mood

    • @MadisonlovesJesus777
      @MadisonlovesJesus777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

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  • @taylorelisa1452
    @taylorelisa1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3965

    the way woody was able to move on after his FRIENDS doing that to him REPEATEDLY is something i’ll never understand.

    • @pweetyliciouse
      @pweetyliciouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Yeah, I held a grudge on his behalf

    • @Olivetree80
      @Olivetree80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It's because he acted like an asshole too

    • @taylorelisa1452
      @taylorelisa1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      @@Olivetree80 you’re not wrong but they threw him out of a moving vehicle. that’s fucked up. as woody’s friends, they shouldn’t have been so quick to do that when they didn’t have the full story. that’s unforgivable in my book 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @okokalito
      @okokalito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      @@taylorelisa1452 especially when they were quick to be on Buzz’s side when he was just a new toy

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Spoiler alerts.
      He eventually leaves them

  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3364

    "If I ever get cancelled, it's probably gonna be something baby related."
    Top 10 Sentences you do NOT want taken out of context.

    • @Cat-vr5ss
      @Cat-vr5ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😂😂😂 I'm dead

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMFAO

    • @yasminsherif6629
      @yasminsherif6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      James charles : well thats awkward

    • @zenoshinha2482
      @zenoshinha2482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mind didn't go there. And you... I'm dead

    • @sendmemoneythanks
      @sendmemoneythanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it

  • @ianlolz5841
    @ianlolz5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    Dylan: *talks about how he hates Sid because of hating toys*
    Also Dylan: If I was a bad-ass 9 year old, I would beat the sh*t out of my toys

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He meant if they came to life and tried to attack him lol not just in general 😂

  • @imagirl688
    @imagirl688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2867

    Dylan trying to make his desire to punch a Sid without seeming like a psychopathic person is literally he funniest thing ever.

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr lol

    • @sendmemoneythanks
      @sendmemoneythanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sendmemoneythanks he will actively avoid suggestions

    • @ryuuisnothere
      @ryuuisnothere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sendmemoneythanks nah

    • @yamanibryant-mccray2243
      @yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @lensatolera1597
    @lensatolera1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10620

    a moment of silence for everyone who hasn't found this channel yet

    • @hadeela1869
      @hadeela1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      They’re missing on sooooo much misdirect

    • @sissy2608
      @sissy2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🙏

    • @tahiyatchowdhury9763
      @tahiyatchowdhury9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      they're missing the best professional movie watcher

    • @sonora.222
      @sonora.222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      when he posts it literally makes my whole day

    • @queencobraclub7202
      @queencobraclub7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      May they still find joy in this life

  • @janelle8794
    @janelle8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
    Dylan: starts freaking out because he thinks he has a heart attack after eating two expired sour patch

  • @Akriti1391
    @Akriti1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    The cut from Buzz lightyear saying there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere to Dylan eating expired sour patch kids is so funny😂😂

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol

    • @sendmemoneythanks
      @sendmemoneythanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it

    • @elizabethcheruvathur
      @elizabethcheruvathur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was abt to write this comment n then i found urs, dang it

    • @olive1870
      @olive1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizabethcheruvathur lol same

    • @hiilikespicynoodles5873
      @hiilikespicynoodles5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I noticed that too lol 😂❤️

  • @ussamam1
    @ussamam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    "I don't know how to insult a potato". A problem we've all faced

    • @najmegivi
      @najmegivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because potatoes are PERFECT.

    • @ussamam1
      @ussamam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@najmegivi True, they are...spudtacular 👀

    • @DreamingHearts
      @DreamingHearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your mom was a french fry!

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, you can't. they're delicious and, within moderation, nutritious.

  • @Kate-gq3xx
    @Kate-gq3xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    10:45 Woody never meant to kill. Woody only meant to maim or seriously injure😂

    • @unityedits3722
      @unityedits3722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh well damn someone beat me to it 😂

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok golum

    • @julsenn91
      @julsenn91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sadmermaid she's quoting Dobby

    • @echorodriguez4141
      @echorodriguez4141 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Commenting so you remember this amazing comment 😂

  • @heresnancy2651
    @heresnancy2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    When Dylan realizes his lightbulb colors match Buzz Lightyear's red & green lights

  • @aanchalthakur3579
    @aanchalthakur3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    No one
    Dylan : eats expired sour patch kids and thinks he is gonna die from a heart attack 💀😂

    • @rbhatt2247
      @rbhatt2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Well, we all know Dylan is no botanist!

    • @stellak3626
      @stellak3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that was literally so funny😭😂😂😂😂

    • @androidpietowski
      @androidpietowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      and then he warms up his RIGHT arm to make a heart attack go away xd

    • @suha.14
      @suha.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      7:21

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he eats *t* *w* *o*

  • @whittbri001
    @whittbri001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    One thing I'll never understand about Toy Story is when they say it's only a week until moving day, but Andy completely re-decorates his bedroom with buzz stuff that week? 😂

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean a week is like an eternity to a child and he didn't want that old junk to be in his room about his old toys he wanted it to be cool smh

    • @Apparentlykelly2.0
      @Apparentlykelly2.0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In 90s we could do that 😂

  • @juliarothstein
    @juliarothstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    alternate title: Dylan has a sour-patch-kids-induced heart attack while watching Toy Story
    (holy shit thanks for all the likes this has never happened to me before im overwhelmed)

    • @eaahaha2030
      @eaahaha2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      600th like

    • @juliarothstein
      @juliarothstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eaahaha2030 holy crap since when did this get 600 likes lmfao

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alternate title: I hate fictional toys and bullies them (also eating Expired sour patch kids and almost having a heart attack)

    • @MauraMovieCorner
      @MauraMovieCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monster in Law Full Movie 2005 what movie name pal

    • @RealogOnlyBrodie
      @RealogOnlyBrodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just realize sour patch kids are just Flintstones vitamin gummy’s

  • @harley617
    @harley617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    I love how Dylan is pointing out all the things that aren’t realistic as if the movie isn’t about TALKING TOYS

    • @orangegreen3769
      @orangegreen3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      And that's the one thing he doesn't try to talk about lmfao

    • @RamonaGelosi
      @RamonaGelosi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ngray7325
      @ngray7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what's your point

    • @jenniferri7735
      @jenniferri7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      right?! i love this man

    • @CorHellekin
      @CorHellekin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, suspension of disbelief.

  • @kenddyjames4288
    @kenddyjames4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Dylan: I love how Woody runs, it's all limbs and arms flailing
    Well, how do you run bamboo stick? 😂😂😂😂

    • @christianademelo4605
      @christianademelo4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This is kinda mean but so funny😭

    • @multistancontent
      @multistancontent ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christianademelo4605I’m sure Dylan would laugh at this comment so it’s ok😂

  • @avamccloskey2979
    @avamccloskey2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    Dylan: eats expired sour patch kids
    Also dylan: has a sour patch kid induced heart attack
    Still dylan: ill just shake the heart attack away

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I too live life dangerously. Eating expired candy. Hahahaha

    • @lolaBee9
      @lolaBee9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah cus obviously you can just shake heart attacks away. No hospitals needed😂😂

    • @yamanibryant-mccray2243
      @yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha lol

    • @s.f2992
      @s.f2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha

    • @hansikasangtani5807
      @hansikasangtani5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember it was his right arm😂😂

  • @camillaabreu1967
    @camillaabreu1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    For me, sid and andy are a parallel of a kid who parents pay attention to them, care for them, and children who have absent parents

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      someone said his parents were abusive, which is why his dad was an alcoholic (?) and he had so many locks on his door

    • @taniap5361
      @taniap5361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      also just noticed buzz was drunk on "darjeeling" after the so called tea party which might alude to the alcoholic dad and the contents being alcohol, not tea 🧐

    • @EZEKIEL_816
      @EZEKIEL_816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@taniap5361 dargeeling is a town known for the best tea in the world so I don't think it was alcohol

    • @taniap5361
      @taniap5361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@EZEKIEL_816 I'm aware of what darjeeling tea is LOL I'm specifically saying that buzz refers to the drink as a tea but is supposedly "drunk" from it, therefore theres a chance that wasn't actually tea.

  • @Xioban
    @Xioban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Dylan trying to figure out Woody's MUSCLE strength when he's made of COTTON... lol

  • @Menae999
    @Menae999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "I am a peaceful person"
    Him in any other movie: "you know what would make this movie better? Murder"

  • @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations
    @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    Dylan: this movie taught me to not trust police
    Home Alone: Am I a joke to you

  • @eager4174
    @eager4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Dylan: *eats TWO expired SPK and arm feels weird* "wtf did these SPK do to me ??!"
    SPK: you are one of us now.

  • @Omalleyallycat123
    @Omalleyallycat123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Dylan: heart attack is when you can’t feel your right arm right?
    Me as a cardiac nurse: 🤦‍♀️

    • @zeeo3147
      @zeeo3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ddm😭😭

    • @marafranklin6205
      @marafranklin6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m a nursing student who just got off my practicum rotation on a CV post-op floor... exact same reaction 😂

    • @theirishslyeyes
      @theirishslyeyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @seekingthelight2029
      @seekingthelight2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      anyone know what it means when the lower left side of your rib cage starts seriously hurting, cuz thats been happening to me through this whole video and i think i might be dying s.o.s

    • @soritaholtzhausen6740
      @soritaholtzhausen6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Had the same reaction and I do not have any medical training at all😂😂 cardiac problems run in this family (well it feels like that sometimes)

  • @SM-gt3xg
    @SM-gt3xg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3154

    "I'm being mean to babies - fictional babies -, is this what this channel has come to?" Nooo, don't worry Dylan, you usually wish children death

    • @arielmorris4138
      @arielmorris4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      right 😂

    • @smurf9092
      @smurf9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @completechaoswithdani
      @completechaoswithdani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤚

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There's Dylan's character arc, everyone. From wishing children death to bullying them.

    • @-abi-
      @-abi- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right😭

  • @Divaliciousbeauty123
    @Divaliciousbeauty123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    “He’s going to jail at some point... probably for a hate crime” yeah that’s accurate

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sid gives me school shooter vibes

  • @mlilejay8698
    @mlilejay8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    this may have been Dylan's purest movie commentary to date...never before have i felt so fond watching a grown man panic at the Buzz existential crisis scene

    • @Eringdahls
      @Eringdahls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Haha, SAME!

  • @briannaking1708
    @briannaking1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3593

    I read somewhere that Andy wouldn't know if his toys died because he doesn't see them move, so essentially he would be playing with their corpse....my mind was blown.

    • @lu-cthecynical
      @lu-cthecynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      I don't know why I laughed at this comment.....maybe it's time for a vacation

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      but how would a toy die other than being destroyed, in which case it would not exist/be usable anyway?

    • @chuu8710
      @chuu8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      toys can't die though

    • @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479
      @yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is so cursed

    • @L0VEST4Y
      @L0VEST4Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Toys don’t die unless they are burned or broken beyond repair. They have souls but not a physical body capable of death. That’s why don’t be too blown away haha

  • @mintyhoang
    @mintyhoang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I love seeing Dylan roast movies ofc, but I love watching him genuinely enjoy movies even more. This is my comfort video, I love how invested and entertained he is he's so cute I can't

  • @GlittzGlam7
    @GlittzGlam7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Quite literally DROPPED everything to be here. Dropped my phone on to my bed.

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    Sid isn't a bad kid. He's clearly abused and neglected. I mean, the first and only shot of his father is him passed out, drunk in a chair. Not to mention that half-a-dozen locks on his bedroom door which is indicative of possibly escaping his father or mother. They buy him freakin' fireworks and just don't chaperone him during use, so they must not care if their own son blows himself up. And his recreated toys are pretty damn creative for a kid.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      absolutely. a lot of Toy Story was dedicated to the importance of the kids that owned them even if it wasn't their story. he was kind of juxtaposed with Andy who has a caring mother and stable home-life. because Woody didn't know Sid's life, we're viewing it through a lens of a toy, and the fact that he was destroying toys, he'd obviously be vilified but his toys in his room, while they were in hiding and frankenstein'd, also were nice.
      but on a less depressing note, you could also see it as how "weird kids" often grow out of it and turn out to be "normal" by society's standards. I guess you could argue Sid was more of a troubled kid than a weird one, but idk, I get why Pixar kept it lighthearted mostly and didn't go too far into that.
      if the easter egg in the other movie is real and it is Sid as a garbage man, I'm thinking he probably turned out alright. maybe an eccentric stoner-type but not exactly Hannibal like you'd expect from his early behaviour, and after the trauma of his toys coming alive and threatening him lol

    • @alleyj826
      @alleyj826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Wow childhood effectively ruined....so sad

    • @rim2955
      @rim2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's still a bad kid tho

    • @jcksparrowfan
      @jcksparrowfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@rim2955 He's also 9, 10 years old....

    • @olive1870
      @olive1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      woah i never realised that

  • @99halloduda
    @99halloduda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love how proud Dylan seems to be of the fact that he could beat up a toy if he had to

  • @SHANICEHIGGINS
    @SHANICEHIGGINS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    "i've roasted babies before" *cuts to the twilight video* "get that cgi baby tf out my face" CRYN 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OmegaTheSillyWolf
    @OmegaTheSillyWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    Dylan panicking about a heart attack and shaking his arm is how I envision people in their 30s

    • @moonkenzie
      @moonkenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It's basically that, taxes, and being really tired.

    • @SevHighwind86
      @SevHighwind86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@moonkenzie I can also backup your claim on that.

    • @caramackenzie7734
      @caramackenzie7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      and wondering what the hell you're going to eat - like all the time

    • @OmegaTheSillyWolf
      @OmegaTheSillyWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@caramackenzie7734 I'm 20 and I don't know what I'm gonna eat either. "Chocolate or cereal for breakfast?"

    • @SevHighwind86
      @SevHighwind86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there.

  • @Evelina_412
    @Evelina_412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Why is this dog smoking so many cigarettes? Has his voice always been raspy smoker?"
    Slinky Dog was played by Jim Varney, an actor most famous for portraying Ernest. He was a chain smoker and passed away from lung cancer shortly after the release of Toy Story 2.

  • @saraborjag.5430
    @saraborjag.5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    “There are going to mentally scar this child, I can’t wait!” Bro, same

    • @hi.3647
      @hi.3647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey! 1 second this comment has 69 likes then I went to the replies to reply then suddenly this has 77 LIKES!!!

  • @katherineann187
    @katherineann187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Alternate title: Watching a grown man have a heart attack while watching toy story.

  • @LarissaNunezCerrillo
    @LarissaNunezCerrillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dylan: “I am a peaceful person”
    Also Dylan: calling for death at all times

  • @camillechandler4431
    @camillechandler4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Dylan not knowing the lyrics to “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” gives me life.

    • @jadasadiku1738
      @jadasadiku1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And immediately after saying that the soundtrack was underrated

  • @breezy4.063
    @breezy4.063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Dylan: Actually posts a movie commentary on Monday
    Old time troublemakers: *visible confusion*

    • @kyana4508
      @kyana4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to double-check the date because I was so confused LMAO 😂

  • @daisyortiz2568
    @daisyortiz2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Whenever people talk about best Disney sound Tracks this one get's left out. *index finger points intensely*"
    .....
    Me: Maybe because it's not Disney

    • @simonj3413
      @simonj3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I was gonna say

    • @bushyracc
      @bushyracc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well Disney bought Pixar in 2006 so I guess you could consider it Disney.

    • @afrahali3683
      @afrahali3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@bushyracc the movie was released in 1995 so it isn’t a Disney movie

    • @bushyracc
      @bushyracc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@afrahali3683 true

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ???? quoi?? this is one of my absolute favourite movies from my childhood that I've seen a million times and I'm just now finding this out
      my entire life is a lie

  • @lillemoon
    @lillemoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I love how Dylan was convinced he was having a heart attack after eating two expired sour patches 😂

  • @alishak6073
    @alishak6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Not dylan thinking he's getting a heart attack from expired sour patch kids

    • @pweetyliciouse
      @pweetyliciouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And in his friggin right arm lmao

  • @rubytreviss919
    @rubytreviss919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love how Dylan thought he was having a heart attack form eating expired sour patch kids . When it was happening I was crying laughing

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Dylan: if I ever get cancelled it’s gonna be baby-related
    Also Dylan: *They’re gonna mentally scar this child. I love this. He’s going to have emotional trauma, I can’t wait*

    • @kendallthompson2027
      @kendallthompson2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "He is gonna need soo much therapy" - Dylan April 12, 2021

  • @armandam.e.6331
    @armandam.e.6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "This kid is going to jail at some point. Probably for a hate crime" I almost choked on my drink 😂😂

  • @trashxraccoon03
    @trashxraccoon03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Dylan: When people talk about good Disney music they never talk about this one
    Me: Thats because it's a Pixar movie

    • @ajmalaika1287
      @ajmalaika1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IK but Alan Menken wrote the Disney stuff and When somebody loved me in TS2

    • @DystopianPigeon
      @DystopianPigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Disney produced it.

  • @emely_aries2879
    @emely_aries2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    He said his arm feels weird after eating sour patch kids, my mind went to “ he’s going to turn into a sour patch kid”

  • @fictionaldarling
    @fictionaldarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    movie commentary on a monday AND sour patch kids?!?!?! what alt universe are we in rn 😂

    • @rebexca3
      @rebexca3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right?! Plus seeing you comment here just added to the greatness of this 😃

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A TROUBLEMAKER

    • @kathyw.7033
      @kathyw.7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to pause the video after 10 seconds. I was so shocked 😅

    • @Ashley-iu9uh
      @Ashley-iu9uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhh idk you were troublemaker i love your vids 🤗

    • @daisy-qx9pu
      @daisy-qx9pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahh I absolutely love u!! and dylan!

  • @theblackajah6177
    @theblackajah6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love how Dylan is analysing the validity of the physics in this movie to see if it could make sense, meanwhile the toys are talking... the toys are alive Dylan 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Dylan predicting corny jokes written for children and being real proud when he gets it right is what makes me happy!

  • @arianedomiciano1690
    @arianedomiciano1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    "I don't know how to insult a potato"
    Little does Dylan know that potatoes cannot be insulted, they are the master race of food

    • @princessmonkey3399
      @princessmonkey3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You sound Idahoan

    • @minminygyg
      @minminygyg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there’s so many POSSIBILITIES

    • @arianedomiciano1690
      @arianedomiciano1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@princessmonkey3399 actually, I'm brazilian xD

    • @tyrealmal2004
      @tyrealmal2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minminygyg Bubba shrimp meme flashbacks intensify...

    • @anahelena2020
      @anahelena2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arianedomiciano1690 uhuul amo achar brs nos comentários de videos estrangeiros

  • @archpluto1897
    @archpluto1897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dylan being high-key pissed at the toys is hilarious

  • @vickilljoy6099
    @vickilljoy6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "From 1995. _I was alive._ Oh god."
    ah yes, here for the Pixar childhood and existential crisis

  • @milicastojakovic803
    @milicastojakovic803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    My day just got a lot better when I saw Dylan notification

    • @erikmcginnis3804
      @erikmcginnis3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read “my dad just got a lot better...” and I was immediately very concerned for your father

    • @arielmorris4138
      @arielmorris4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @milicastojakovic803
      @milicastojakovic803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erikmcginnis3804 oh god no 😂😂

    • @-abi-
      @-abi- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @kellifavazza8021
    @kellifavazza8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I never, ever noticed the pink bear running on the desk (time stamp around 6 mins) and I swear to you, I've seen toy story hundreds of time. Thank you for that chuckle you gave me. Just random- but my favorite quote from this movie was always "that's not flying. It's falling.... with style". I love it

  • @mattiazoeabels827
    @mattiazoeabels827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate dylans set up?! Like the quality really UPGRADED and not just the colors but that the background is a little blury, so that dylan stands out a bit more.

    • @orangegreen3769
      @orangegreen3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honestly he's come so far ^.^ Everytime I see an upgrade I can't help but feel happy and proud of him like, our boy's getting places yo T.T

    • @eyeofhorus04
      @eyeofhorus04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He now has the budget for it!

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik, we are proud parents

  • @prayzselemani
    @prayzselemani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Dylan seeing in his future: 'if I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be baby related' NOTHING ELSE😂😂😂

  • @sadiec6534
    @sadiec6534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Can we all agree that Dylan’s commentary’s on children’s movies are the funniest

  • @jennaadams2639
    @jennaadams2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Dylan: gets excited about seeing the same colors as his lights and continues to yell - GREEN RED GREEN RED *SCREAMS*

  • @viktorijalazdovica4645
    @viktorijalazdovica4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    From Searching for dirty jokes to heart attack from sour patch kids... great episode this week

  • @carolinwna
    @carolinwna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the childlike joy in dylan's smile all throughout this video is the cutest thing, it makes me so happy

  • @AballayMalena
    @AballayMalena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Now I need the commentary of Toy Story 2, 3 and 4!!! This isn't a suggestion for you to make, I am just saying I need it. Don't block me hahahahaha

    • @hi.3647
      @hi.3647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

    • @persephonechapko9466
      @persephonechapko9466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2 and 3 yes. Four was such Garbage tho

    • @padmashreethotakura53
      @padmashreethotakura53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@persephonechapko9466 the animation is 4 was just YES.

    • @bellaangel2202
      @bellaangel2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeeees

    • @beelee88
      @beelee88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@persephonechapko9466 but his reaction to forky would be priceless 🤣

  • @Nutsa
    @Nutsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    Dylan: If I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be some baby-related thing...
    Shane Dawson and James Charles: 👁️ 👄 👁️

  • @SpiderBatFan
    @SpiderBatFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:21 looks like Dylan...is in trouble 😉

  • @starstruckhermione
    @starstruckhermione 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    i didn’t realise how much i needed this until i saw it in my subscription feed

  • @Jkguy00
    @Jkguy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I was alive. Oh god." A forever mood

  • @k4ss_nymphenkora
    @k4ss_nymphenkora ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think that they only feel pain if the material itself is being harmed. When woody is thrown around it dosent cause any holes in the toy. When buzz gets his arm off, none of the material is actually physically harmed. But when woody is burned, the plastic is actively burning and melting which hurts.

  • @kathyxli24
    @kathyxli24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    17:34 has me dead 😂 because I wish I could see Dylan’s reaction when he finds out that the voice actor of Sid is the same guy from Brink and the guy he hated in Princess Diaries 😅

  • @isabellam.6450
    @isabellam.6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Dilan: realises the sour patch kids are expired
    "Proceeds to eat"
    Dilan: "Am I having a heart attack?!?!?!?"
    Edit: Yes I do notice the shame I have brought upon myself...😐

    • @shinitagari444
      @shinitagari444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      who tf is dilan 😭

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The way u spelled his name gave me anxiety lol 🤣

    • @losanimationzz6037
      @losanimationzz6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Dilan” 👁👄👁

    • @Andres-uj8bk
      @Andres-uj8bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@captainteeko4579 how do you get anxiety from that?

    • @thecrimsongeek5282
      @thecrimsongeek5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DILAN. I'm dead

  • @StorytimeWithAlly
    @StorytimeWithAlly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I laughed so loud when Dylan said “He b*tch-slapped Woody!” 😂😂😂

  • @camillechandler4431
    @camillechandler4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Buzz: “There seems to be no intelligent life forms.”
    Dylan: Eats expired Sour Patch Kids

  • @arianastasiagrande8428
    @arianastasiagrande8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *When he ate the expired sour patches and then thought was having a heart attack. Me everytime I feel the slightest pain EVER*

  • @yeltuna2289
    @yeltuna2289 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the implications of the scene where buzz sees the buzz lightyear toy commercial are devastating… imagine waking up and thinking you’re the living, breathing buzz lightyear in the flesh, and then later, you realize that you’re actually just a toy made with plastic in taiwan. you’re not really human. that would’ve made me go through an intense existential crisis.

  • @thecrimsongeek5282
    @thecrimsongeek5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    The fact that if Dylan was having an ACTUAL heart attack that he would film it and put it in a kids movie commentary 🤣

  • @harperandrea4462
    @harperandrea4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    When I was 10 I really thought my toys can talk and I was taking such good care of them. Once I slept in the ground and my toys slept in my bed. Good times.

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What a good owner lol 😂

    • @orangegreen3769
      @orangegreen3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is very likely the cutest thing I've ever heard in my entire life hahah

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@astoldbynickgerr I took care of them better than myself😭😂

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orangegreen3769 Aww thank you!

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2011Malim ❤️😁

  • @S7AR2024
    @S7AR2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    21:04 the rc car remote is also apart of the car, whoever happens to the controller is connected and felt by the car it self. You ignore the fact that its a toy and not just a regular RC

  • @AzeemaC
    @AzeemaC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Dylan talking to inanimate objects is probably the most relatable thing he's said lol
    (Other than the budget for late night Dylans but even that's risen now)

  • @juliak4218
    @juliak4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    What makes Dylan's hatred of Sid even better is the fact that the guy who voices him is also in "Princess Diaries"🤣

    • @ayannabranchcomb7535
      @ayannabranchcomb7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omggg who is he?

    • @juliak4218
      @juliak4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ayannabranchcomb7535 He played Josh

    • @ayannabranchcomb7535
      @ayannabranchcomb7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@juliak4218 damn. My guy went from douche kid to dudebro teen 😂 he has range

  • @person954
    @person954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    woody’s fast, strong
    *whispers* he’s a vampire

  • @sarahrobins8605
    @sarahrobins8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    How has Dylan progressively looked so good and developed so much funnier throughout this quarantine?? I mean bravo

  • @carolinarivera531
    @carolinarivera531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Bullying fictional babies? This channel has never not been this and I think that’s beautiful

  • @ren-sc5zp
    @ren-sc5zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:04 green red
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵈ
    ʸᵉᴱᵉᵉᴬᵃᵃʰʰ

  • @anisaafsar4528
    @anisaafsar4528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Damn. Dylan should've binged all of em.
    Now that would've been an ultimate trip to childhood.

  • @meggiebondy6224
    @meggiebondy6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Buzz: And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
    *Cut to Dylan spazzing out over sour patch kids*
    Dylan: *Am I hAvInG a hEaRtAtTaCk?!?!*

  • @emmabarnett7163
    @emmabarnett7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I also talk to my car. Things like "I'm sorry for hitting the curb, lovely" and "That other car isn't prettier than you". 😂

  • @livmendel
    @livmendel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "there's so sign of intelligent life anywhere" then cutting to dylan eating expired sour patch kids should make this video be nominated for best editing at the oscars

  • @NoItsNaydeen
    @NoItsNaydeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    my professor from film school edited this movie. He came in and showed us some original drawings for the movie.

  • @charliechase2968
    @charliechase2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this movie so much. It’s funny that in the scene where woody is trap in the milk crate, the toolbox on top of the crate is a Binford Toolbox. Tim Allen worked for Binford on his show Home Improvement. Funny callback!

  • @claudiao7743
    @claudiao7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Toy story: a movie about talking toys
    Dylan, an intellectual: it’s just so unrealistic how-

  • @Aggelostououranou
    @Aggelostououranou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Holy shit Dylan is not watching an absolute garbage movie for once. It's a Christmas miracle lol. I'm excited

  • @melodi2036
    @melodi2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:32 yes they feel pain, but they're performers. They can't let their audience (humans) know. They have to be lifeless until they're alone

  • @user-ks2vb8zu6b
    @user-ks2vb8zu6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I'm not even this early to my zoom classes