10:15 wow this hits home because there's been a few times where people like that came to my house it was hella annoying. they stopped coming around after a while
My nephew ALWAYS talking on speakerphone. I hate it because I'll hear it, put my two sense I'm and then he gets mad because I "wasn't supposed to hear"
I’ve lived in Florida for 4 years now and the DMV(Tax Collectors Office) here blew my mind. I’ve used about 5 different locations and I guess these people just DONT hate their job or something. They’re very nice and very helpful.
Matt and Trey are great writers. The way they are able to tell stories and connect seamlessly unrelated topics is unmatched these days. Connecting Santa with Edward Snowden and Jehovas witnesses is insane :D
Funny coincidence, I was at the Post office yesterday and an elderly Lebanese woman was on speaker phone like that for maybe 30minutes, volume to the max. Sending money to Lebanon to her 3grandchildren and her niece Sarah. 600 CAN$ each. Nice grandma. Stfu though 😂
5:00 For real I feel the same!!! I know they use what we say to choose ads for us but I SWEAR recently it seems like they’re reading my mind… I’ll think of something random I haven’t thought of before and then see an ad about it THE SAME DAY
Regarding the Alec Baldwin comment at 6:07, Alec Baldwin was rehearsing a scene for the Western movie "Rust" on the film's set in New Mexico in October 2021 when a gun he was holding discharged. It was not supposed to be loaded with live ammo - but a bullet fired. Cinematographer Halyna Hutchins was killed and director Joel Souza was injured.
Bro I thought I was the only one. I swear my phone reads my thoughts because it’s happened multiple time where I think about something and then end up seeing it a few hours later.
It does read your mind but not in the way people think. It is all expertly predicted by algorithms, that’s how accurate they have become over the last 20 years. They don’t even need to spy on us anymore.
I have no idea why people talk out loud on their speakers, no idea. No one needs to hear what you're doing, your plans, how your boo is doing, just keep it to yourself.
These algorithms are starting to be able to read minds. I swear I thought about making posole one time on Tuesday and it’s been in my feed on three different apps since
@@kjprodouctions9050 a staple of Mexican cuisine basically a soup/stew made with pork, hominy (type of corn), and a broth of chicken stock and pureed peppers. Or the green is tomatollos, and chicken as opposed to pork. Garnish with shredded cabbage, radishes, onions, tortilla chips
Same thing happens to me rather consistently, where I'll get an ad for something that I was only thinking about and had never googled it or verbally told anyone about it.
I legit thought I was crazy because I would get ads for things that I've never talked about, or never searched for, but I have thought about on my phone. Thanks for making me feel like I'm not completely insane
Bro, that random conversation of something I have with someone then getting a link to that chat happens to me all the time too.😮 We are definitely being listened too.
No, people do _NOT_ "rock" with Alec Baldwin anymore, not since he killed a woman on the set of his movie "Rust" but then got cleared of all charges because the prosecution fucked up.
@@omarvazquez4075 he was playing around with a revolver that had a live bullet in one of the chambers, the armorer (who got the job through nepotism) was the one who loaded the gun and gave it to him, but apparently she failed to identify the LIVE rounds that were mixed in among the blanks they were supposed to be using, and one of those live rounds ended up in that gun, and then, while Baldwin was fucking around, it ended up in that poor woman, and also hitting a second person who survived. The woman sadly did not survive. Baldwin claimed it was an acident, that the gun fired by itself, the FBI didn't buy it and pressed charges, but the gun wound up getting destroyed and the prosecusion apparently went overboard and the judge threw out the case with predjurdice, so he can't be recharged for that crime again (unless he goes out and shoots someone else)
Fun Fact About Dysfunctional: There is an ‘inside joke’ between best friends Todd Howard and Dysfunctional. Dysfun once said “I bet you can’t re-release Skyrim the same number of times my best friend Bubba ‘Big BB’ Bierhals repeated the 11th grade.” Todd, not wanting to back down from a dare and being a greedy man, subsequently gave Skyrim six unique releases. Dysfunctional is the sole reason why Todd Howard hasn’t put more effort into Elder Scrolls 6.
0:49 last year I had a roommate exactly like that in fall semester of senior year! EVERY NIGHT around 11ish he’d get on the phone with his girlfriend for like an hour! I asked him if he could at least go somewhere else to do it and he just put in headphones so now I only heard what he said! And when he wasn’t on the phone he was on Xbox talking to people in annoying gamer talk! It did not help that he was the type to never leave the dorm outside of classes. And those people who talk endlessly on devices Ironically never wanna talk irl. Like I tried tried to be polite to him say good morning and stuff but he barely said a word to me! Luckily I had a lot of projects so I had reasons to be about Campus all day and next semester switched rooms fast as I could! I’m typing this at the start of the vid but this episode hits on a lot of these points if i recall and it’s kinda spot on about these device talker people!
As a programmer all I will say about the current algorithms is that they are so advanced that they can easily predict what you want before you even know it, yourself. For the last twenty years we have pumped so much personal information into these data brokers, with such vast amounts of various information, they don’t really need to spy on our conversations anymore. They already know what we are going to say. No lie.
Quick Question D, now that you finally completed season 17 AND have 10 episodes left to watch, what did you think of the season as a whole even though that was the first to have 10 episodes instead of 14?
I smoke cigarettes, about a half a pack a day. I’ve never searched anything about cigarettes or quitting and I’ll get lots of “quit smoking” ads on YT… very strange to say the least
if you talk about certain things near your phone, it can trigger that effect on literally any social media or browser. apple and google and all other phone producing companies sell your data including voice recordings to these companies.
It also sometimes gives irrelevant ads I used to get anti smoking anti vape ads but I never did any, talk about it or being around others talking about or looked up anything about it. Then I got premium cause I can't stand crappy ads lol
Was doing work at a house and lady was introducing me to her dogs. One was named "Snoop Dog" I looked at my news feed about 15 minutes later...full of Snoop articles. SMH....
It's the holiday season Are we gonna ever see a reaction to the OG shorts?? Jesus Vs Frosty th-cam.com/video/Tkmxks20MPk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=lN3AmOmwLvXegOIS The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus Vs Santa) th-cam.com/video/olMsAy8HTUo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=zTNMyNF9_d-eb1_g
I have to use speakerphone because i cannot hear or process what the other person is saying 😅 i make sure i leave the room or not have private conversations ❤
I genuinely have bad hearing so I actually do this a lot but out of necessity like if my phone is not on speaker I literally cannot hear a thing I can have it at max volume right next to my ear and I can barely hear a thing without speaker phone
I can understand why people wouldnt want to be spied on and monitored. Me, personality, I would be bothered more if I were doing anything significant. If the NSA checks me out, they're gonna see I bought dumb shit, I sing when at work, my p*rn collection and really nothing else. Honesty, I'm sure anyone who was monitoring me at the NSA would eventually blow their brains out from seer boredom
In my experience it’s not the folks that run the DMV. It the dumbasses they have to put up with on a daily basis. I imagine how it could wear someone down. Once I went in to ask a question about my registration. Didn’t have to wait long, luckily. After they answered my question and I was told what I had to come back with, the lady straight up gave me a look like “really? You’re not mad?”. Like she was completely taken aback by how calm and nice I was.
I hated that shit so much especially if the speaker is full volume and there's some stuff shouldn't even be out especially some sexual innuendos or swear words like at certain places like at a quiet place like the doctor if it's a open crowd that's fine : People : Please buy earbuds/headphones wireless wired idc
Listen bro ,cartman pulling that shit. That boy about to be fed to sharks. Ppl who pull that shit make me realize how much of a fan of baseball i can be
Dude, you gotta watch The Wackness from 2008. I know you don't react to movies on TH-cam. But you should at least watch it on your own time! It's 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop. Set against this backdrop, a lonely teenager named Luke Shapiro spends his last summer before university selling Mary-J. It's a memberry movie!
What Kyles rambling about in the beginning is so annoying, like why do especially young women have to do that. Its a phone, a cellphone, its desginen to be held on your ear, and ur mouth is closed to the microphobe. Argggh, why do u have to hold ur iphone like that, lile its on display. 8:40 Why is Butter so relatable...😅
7:13 well technically they are making fun of people who post every waking moment of their lives on instagram...... so the government would always know your thoughts because u share everything.... you know what im sayin?
4:40 no, deadass.... just thinking bro. I know for a fact i didnt say carls jr.... it jist popped up randomly? Wtf is this shit? And not once. Not twice... but everytime im randomly scrolling.
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I’m always Notified my homie let’s Gooo cause I’m XNightWolf89 on twitch you remember me bro
Jezus h crist you talk every 2 words they say now days.. go back to your roots ✨️ your loosing people who watch you
10:15 wow this hits home because there's been a few times where people like that came to my house it was hella annoying. they stopped coming around after a while
My nephew ALWAYS talking on speakerphone. I hate it because I'll hear it, put my two sense I'm and then he gets mad because I "wasn't supposed to hear"
Speak up, tell him to take the call outside or you’re going to comment on what he says
.....old ppldo this too n I always expect them to know better
When people do that I usually crank up the volume of the most obnoxious song I can find online until they go somewhere else.
two sense...?
Two... Sense... Wtf is the matter with you
I’ve lived in Florida for 4 years now and the DMV(Tax Collectors Office) here blew my mind. I’ve used about 5 different locations and I guess these people just DONT hate their job or something. They’re very nice and very helpful.
Same lol
Matt and Trey are great writers. The way they are able to tell stories and connect seamlessly unrelated topics is unmatched these days. Connecting Santa with Edward Snowden and Jehovas witnesses is insane :D
Funny coincidence, I was at the Post office yesterday and an elderly Lebanese woman was on speaker phone like that for maybe 30minutes, volume to the max. Sending money to Lebanon to her 3grandchildren and her niece Sarah. 600 CAN$ each. Nice grandma. Stfu though 😂
This post made my day 😂😂😂 fuckin holidays
They are uncivilized
I read this as an elderly lesbian woman
Move them here
Santa Claus from bringing Christmas and tortured in Iraq to being milked by his powers good, bad, awake and sleep perfect gift for the NSA.
5:00 For real I feel the same!!! I know they use what we say to choose ads for us but I SWEAR recently it seems like they’re reading my mind… I’ll think of something random I haven’t thought of before and then see an ad about it THE SAME DAY
Regarding the Alec Baldwin comment at 6:07, Alec Baldwin was rehearsing a scene for the Western movie "Rust" on the film's set in New Mexico in October 2021 when a gun he was holding discharged. It was not supposed to be loaded with live ammo - but a bullet fired. Cinematographer Halyna Hutchins was killed and director Joel Souza was injured.
Murderer
Bro I thought I was the only one. I swear my phone reads my thoughts because it’s happened multiple time where I think about something and then end up seeing it a few hours later.
It does read your mind but not in the way people think. It is all expertly predicted by algorithms, that’s how accurate they have become over the last 20 years. They don’t even need to spy on us anymore.
Whenever I see Kyle angry, the first name that comes to mind is Cartman
I have no idea why people talk out loud on their speakers, no idea. No one needs to hear what you're doing, your plans, how your boo is doing, just keep it to yourself.
A weird combination of ego and insecurity
These algorithms are starting to be able to read minds. I swear I thought about making posole one time on Tuesday and it’s been in my feed on three different apps since
Yes bro this shit is crazy lol
@@DisfunktionalTV FTA BABY!! >XD
Red pozole or green? Lol pozole is 👌🏻
@@barrypeirson3710idk what pozole is
@@kjprodouctions9050 a staple of Mexican cuisine basically a soup/stew made with pork, hominy (type of corn), and a broth of chicken stock and pureed peppers.
Or the green is tomatollos, and chicken as opposed to pork.
Garnish with shredded cabbage, radishes, onions, tortilla chips
10:30
The accent is KILLING ME😂😂😂😂
Same thing happens to me rather consistently, where I'll get an ad for something that I was only thinking about and had never googled it or verbally told anyone about it.
I legit thought I was crazy because I would get ads for things that I've never talked about, or never searched for, but I have thought about on my phone. Thanks for making me feel like I'm not completely insane
Bro, that random conversation of something I have with someone then getting a link to that chat happens to me all the time too.😮 We are definitely being listened too.
No, people do _NOT_ "rock" with Alec Baldwin anymore, not since he killed a woman on the set of his movie "Rust" but then got cleared of all charges because the prosecution fucked up.
Was it on purpose?
@@omarvazquez4075 he was playing around with a revolver that had a live bullet in one of the chambers, the armorer (who got the job through nepotism) was the one who loaded the gun and gave it to him, but apparently she failed to identify the LIVE rounds that were mixed in among the blanks they were supposed to be using, and one of those live rounds ended up in that gun, and then, while Baldwin was fucking around, it ended up in that poor woman, and also hitting a second person who survived. The woman sadly did not survive.
Baldwin claimed it was an acident, that the gun fired by itself, the FBI didn't buy it and pressed charges, but the gun wound up getting destroyed and the prosecusion apparently went overboard and the judge threw out the case with predjurdice, so he can't be recharged for that crime again (unless he goes out and shoots someone else)
I thought it was a dude who got hit??
@@BBunny11 the bullet hit a man and woman, the woman did not survive.
It was some chicka@@BBunny11
8:00 son tan malos los de dmv que las cuñadas de Homero Simpson trabajan ahi
The DMV got shut down for touching kids like the church too. I never got that joke before
Fun Fact About Dysfunctional: There is an ‘inside joke’ between best friends Todd Howard and Dysfunctional.
Dysfun once said “I bet you can’t re-release Skyrim the same number of times my best friend Bubba ‘Big BB’ Bierhals repeated the 11th grade.”
Todd, not wanting to back down from a dare and being a greedy man, subsequently gave Skyrim six unique releases.
Dysfunctional is the sole reason why Todd Howard hasn’t put more effort into Elder Scrolls 6.
The asian ladies talking about "the cloud" got me. I wondered how heaven would be part of Butters religion lol
4:45 the ai algorithm is so strong it reads your body language eye movement etc etc they can almost read your mind
this has got to be silliest episode ever and that is saying a lot about South Park
Wow you're practically done with the show lol
besides the episodes he skipped
I searched, but I can't find that he's done any more than two episodes on season 20 which is one of the best seasons in my opinion
0:49 last year I had a roommate exactly like that in fall semester of senior year! EVERY NIGHT around 11ish he’d get on the phone with his girlfriend for like an hour! I asked him if he could at least go somewhere else to do it and he just put in headphones so now I only heard what he said! And when he wasn’t on the phone he was on Xbox talking to people in annoying gamer talk! It did not help that he was the type to never leave the dorm outside of classes. And those people who talk endlessly on devices Ironically never wanna talk irl. Like I tried tried to be polite to him say good morning and stuff but he barely said a word to me! Luckily I had a lot of projects so I had reasons to be about Campus all day and next semester switched rooms fast as I could! I’m typing this at the start of the vid but this episode hits on a lot of these points if i recall and it’s kinda spot on about these device talker people!
I work at a gas station, the amount of people that come in talking on speaker is absurd. My biggest peeve is when they whisper what they want. 😡😡🤬🤬
Everything Alec Baldwin said at first was edited outnsonim so confused
As a programmer all I will say about the current algorithms is that they are so advanced that they can easily predict what you want before you even know it, yourself. For the last twenty years we have pumped so much personal information into these data brokers, with such vast amounts of various information, they don’t really need to spy on our conversations anymore. They already know what we are going to say. No lie.
Quick Question D, now that you finally completed season 17 AND have 10 episodes left to watch, what did you think of the season as a whole even though that was the first to have 10 episodes instead of 14?
I smoke cigarettes, about a half a pack a day. I’ve never searched anything about cigarettes or quitting and I’ll get lots of “quit smoking” ads on YT… very strange to say the least
if you talk about certain things near your phone, it can trigger that effect on literally any social media or browser. apple and google and all other phone producing companies sell your data including voice recordings to these companies.
It also sometimes gives irrelevant ads I used to get anti smoking anti vape ads but I never did any, talk about it or being around others talking about or looked up anything about it. Then I got premium cause I can't stand crappy ads lol
5:13 yeah too many times lmao
Was doing work at a house and lady was introducing me to her dogs. One was named "Snoop Dog" I looked at my news feed about 15 minutes later...full of Snoop articles. SMH....
It's the holiday season
Are we gonna ever see a reaction to the OG shorts??
Jesus Vs Frosty
th-cam.com/video/Tkmxks20MPk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=lN3AmOmwLvXegOIS
The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus Vs Santa)
th-cam.com/video/olMsAy8HTUo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=zTNMyNF9_d-eb1_g
I have to use speakerphone because i cannot hear or process what the other person is saying 😅 i make sure i leave the room or not have private conversations ❤
(I'm autistic and struggle with talking on the phone specifically, as dumb as it is)
FTA BABY!!
LET'S GO!!
Lol, earlier today, two Jehovas Witnesses came by my place. I forgot to mention them about the government.
También pudiste examinarlos psicólogicamente
I genuinely have bad hearing so I actually do this a lot but out of necessity like if my phone is not on speaker I literally cannot hear a thing I can have it at max volume right next to my ear and I can barely hear a thing without speaker phone
My mom too
I can understand why people wouldnt want to be spied on and monitored. Me, personality, I would be bothered more if I were doing anything significant. If the NSA checks me out, they're gonna see I bought dumb shit, I sing when at work, my p*rn collection and really nothing else. Honesty, I'm sure anyone who was monitoring me at the NSA would eventually blow their brains out from seer boredom
Si creo que la gente hace mucho escándalo de eso a un agente del FBI no le importara si estás suscrito al TH-cam naranja
@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 sorry, man, I don't know Spanish
Britney was monitored like this!
@tiffprendergast she was famous. I'm not. Nobody's gonna care if I shave my head
waited for this ep. absolute dope reaction. Worth the wait. all praise the mighty DMV
18:49 You better stretch it out to February.
Hoping we get a new season then
@DisfunktionalTV yes we need a new south park season also a new season for rick and morty
In my experience it’s not the folks that run the DMV. It the dumbasses they have to put up with on a daily basis. I imagine how it could wear someone down. Once I went in to ask a question about my registration. Didn’t have to wait long, luckily. After they answered my question and I was told what I had to come back with, the lady straight up gave me a look like “really? You’re not mad?”. Like she was completely taken aback by how calm and nice I was.
I forgot about getting all their info from santa. 😂
4:27 this doesn’t get talked about enough cause SAME
I thought I was the only one
I hated that shit so much especially if the speaker is full volume and there's some stuff shouldn't even be out especially some sexual innuendos or swear words like at certain places like at a quiet place like the doctor if it's a open crowd that's fine :
People : Please buy earbuds/headphones wireless wired idc
The jehovas witnesses always kill me 😂
12:27 - Barz!!
this is gonna be good
Wow just 10 left that’s crazy. There’s so many episodes you kinda forget there will come an end
I highly doubt you have 10 more episodes left unless this video is from the past
14:45 to 14:46 I think it WOULD have been funnier if Barbrady said My Little Pony: Equestria Girls instead of Game of Thrones.
Bro i 100% understand what you said about thinking of something and getting an ad about it, it happens to me and my sister and mom alot
Hope to see you watch the 25th Anniversary Concert sometime!🙂 Have a great weekend little brother🤙
0:30 my old roommate
My mother 😂
I’m one of those people that uses speaker phone
To be fair my speaker is broken so I need to 😂😂
We are getting closer to the final South Park episode for you and I feel kinda sad because of this :(
Listen bro ,cartman pulling that shit. That boy about to be fed to sharks.
Ppl who pull that shit make me realize how much of a fan of baseball i can be
I just went back through my old emails trying to find an audio record. i had a couple WTF emails brack in 05
Didn't Alec kill someone?
Edit: he did
We're only missing 10 episodes yall
My Siri just answered the pink question while I was watching the video
Lmfaooo
Este episodio es bastante subestimado me gusta la subtrama de butters
4:36😂😢 idk but it is true
Dude, you gotta watch The Wackness from 2008. I know you don't react to movies on TH-cam. But you should at least watch it on your own time! It's 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop. Set against this backdrop, a lonely teenager named Luke Shapiro spends his last summer before university selling Mary-J. It's a memberry movie!
happy holidays my guy
ive been to the dmv 3 times and 2 of them went horribly
Let’s get it!!!!
I can relate to that.. and you just scared the f outta me
Holding the phone like that became popular after kim kardashian Did it constantly on her show
You think of those thing because of ads lol
What Kyles rambling about in the beginning is so annoying, like why do especially young women have to do that. Its a phone, a cellphone, its desginen to be held on your ear, and ur mouth is closed to the microphobe. Argggh, why do u have to hold ur iphone like that, lile its on display.
8:40 Why is Butter so relatable...😅
Don't know what to say. For the algorythm!
For the algorithm 💪
My dawg 💪🏽
Let’s go baby
Let's gooov!
hi
Yo finish all the south park seasona and make em each season merge
Butters is so annoying lol.
I can’t Stand people who talk out loud omg no one is interested
blasphemy af but still funn
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Anybody left out there who still genuinely respects the government the way Butters does, deserves a puppy!
7:13 well technically they are making fun of people who post every waking moment of their lives on instagram...... so the government would always know your thoughts because u share everything.... you know what im sayin?
4:40 no, deadass.... just thinking bro. I know for a fact i didnt say carls jr.... it jist popped up randomly? Wtf is this shit? And not once. Not twice... but everytime im randomly scrolling.