" I got bong water In my mouth" that's okay man one time I had a bong with like 4 mouth old Kool aid water, My brother's friend thought it would be cool to drink it... I have never seen someone throw up so violently in my whole life.
This ruined everything for me. It's been 13 months since I first read this and I can't get within 10 feet of a bong OR Koolaid without thinking of being bombastically ill.
This made me think of a family friend, "Stoney Tony", who would drink bong water. Pretty sure that doesn't even do anything but he was too fucked up to care, rest his soul
This is probably the most comprehensive arctozolt guide to date Your videos make gen 8 look interesting but then when I go to showdown I remember how actions have consequences and immediately pass out from boredom
I would like to say that I was rooting for tyrantrum in that one replay. I know I was setting myself up for heartbreak because you only post replays where you win but tyrantrum is my son and I love him very much
Seeing Centiskorch get eviscerated by Stone Edge, looking at what you had that could have switched in, and seeing 5 rock weak mons - with 2 bug/fire types - took me out.
After watching these videos I always think "wow I should play OU" then I remember I suck at video games and go back to using Hyper Offense Mono Steel with No Hazards, 4 Swords Dancers, Weakness Policy Celesteela, and Scarf Dragon Pulse Heatran
I love that I have found someone who has similar thoughts to me about mandibuzz. Mandibuzz is like skarmory, if skarmory was cool enough to not have to resist the stuff flying is weak to to still chonk them anyways. Its one of the most consistent lower tier pokemon I have ever seen, and I also dont want to bite the edge of my screen off when I am going against it, unlike skarmory.
Run gastro, run life orb modest 252 spa. Ohko rillaboom on the switch in with blizzard and annoy everything else with kinda scary stab scald/earth power. If you manage to storm drain you ohko pex, a roosting corviknight and 2hko on ferro. I used to greatly enjoy one on my hail team, you can invest in just hp if you are behind a veil and still be scary
Darmanitan flare blitz with sheer force unironically hits harder than stone edge against mandibuzz. 120*1.5 stab*1.3 sheer force= effective 234 base power. Stone edge is 100*2 super effective =effective 200 base power
To be fair, Blitz's recoil would've put them in range to be KOed by Foul play before it could go through Roost at the HP percent Buzz was at. So stone edge's lack of recoil and higher crit chance still probably gave them slightly better odds of winning despite the functionally worst BP, lower PP and much worse accuracy (the latter 2 being what cost them the game). On the flipside though, speaking of worse accuracy, what's truly surprising was them putting on stone edge in the first place when sheer force rock slide has almost the same BP but with better accuracy (90 vs 80) and twice as many PPs. Like I don't think the very slim BP advantage and crit chance is worth being twice as likely to miss and/or get PP stalled.
This is what pokemon match videos should be. The videos where there's no commentary or sound effects and very little editing while a track of music plays is low energy.
Fun fact: according to danté's inferno, the third layer of hell (gluttony) is made of blue slush that rains from the sky, it tastes sweet and delicious however said slush is the only thing there so it is also the ground, people there must eat it to become fatter to deal with the cold, cerberous is also there and eats people since they are most tasty due to being fat. Your team checks out and you used the megacorp mall theme, you are based, this video is based, I will sub. Goddamnit why you talk about mandibuzz f***ing s***. If you are into gens 1/2/4/7 and want to friends feel free to ask and I can send my username on showdown, smogon or discord
I'm usually on showdown as crankenstein. I mostly play Current Gen but I've been trying to get better at gen 1 recently too and played a decent amount of gen 7
" I got bong water In my mouth" that's okay man one time I had a bong with like 4 mouth old Kool aid water, My brother's friend thought it would be cool to drink it... I have never seen someone throw up so violently in my whole life.
wait yall smoking weed with coolaid?
There are so many layers to this. It's like unpeeling an onion of interesting decisions
Jesus dude
This ruined everything for me. It's been 13 months since I first read this and I can't get within 10 feet of a bong OR Koolaid without thinking of being bombastically ill.
This made me think of a family friend, "Stoney Tony", who would drink bong water. Pretty sure that doesn't even do anything but he was too fucked up to care, rest his soul
The dual bug fire core really does it for me
I didn't even really do it intentionally, they were both genuinely good options.... If they weren't my fourth and fifth rock weakness respectively
who needs stealth rocks, centiscorch does 200% damage per game
This is probably the most comprehensive arctozolt guide to date
Your videos make gen 8 look interesting but then when I go to showdown I remember how actions have consequences and immediately pass out from boredom
nah it's cool you can use celesteela
@@HumanReverend where is the OU w/o dynamax option
It is a mystery
I don't think that Latios was Dragon Fang, I bet it was actually running post-nerf Soul Dew. It's twice as good as Dragon Fang!
I would like to say that I was rooting for tyrantrum in that one replay. I know I was setting myself up for heartbreak because you only post replays where you win but tyrantrum is my son and I love him very much
Tyrantrum was cooking
@@HumanReverendscrambled eggs
Seeing Centiskorch get eviscerated by Stone Edge, looking at what you had that could have switched in, and seeing 5 rock weak mons - with 2 bug/fire types - took me out.
After watching these videos I always think "wow I should play OU" then I remember I suck at video games and go back to using Hyper Offense Mono Steel with No Hazards, 4 Swords Dancers, Weakness Policy Celesteela, and Scarf Dragon Pulse Heatran
The same thing happens to me except I invariably find myself using all 3 Protean starters because type switching is just a free serotonin button
This is the best low energy subscriber special I’ve ever seen, I’ve rewatched this like 4 times
Dig the transitions, good stuff! Also glad to see Centiskorch get some love, damn shame Gamefreak didn't.
centiskorch actually kinda owns, I feel like it would be really good on a grassy terrain team
@@HumanReverend yea it's a great counter to all Volcarona and the rise of CM Clef is nice since Centiskorch can basically wall it
Looks like we need a new hail Satan video to usher in the new age of chilly reception
Ralph Smogon, I'll see you in hell for this.
Every video topping the last, true Reverend Perfection (Reverection as we call it in the business (the business is erotic fanart))
Kinda lost the plot on this comment tbqh
This is when I'll made I've made it
This is a solid candidate for my favourite comment of all time
I love the double brackets like its a programming language
I love that I have found someone who has similar thoughts to me about mandibuzz. Mandibuzz is like skarmory, if skarmory was cool enough to not have to resist the stuff flying is weak to to still chonk them anyways. Its one of the most consistent lower tier pokemon I have ever seen, and I also dont want to bite the edge of my screen off when I am going against it, unlike skarmory.
As a spider lover, I second-hand felt the embarrassment you described.
Run gastro, run life orb modest 252 spa. Ohko rillaboom on the switch in with blizzard and annoy everything else with kinda scary stab scald/earth power. If you manage to storm drain you ohko pex, a roosting corviknight and 2hko on ferro.
I used to greatly enjoy one on my hail team, you can invest in just hp if you are behind a veil and still be scary
Hmm that's interesting, good heatran switchin too and tyranitar somewhat
This is probably one of the best showdown videos to date
shoutouts to your cat
his name is aleister meowly and he's a handsome little man
0:04 this convinced me to look up ‘crabs eating chips’ and watch the first video, 10/10 would totally recommend
latios was probably using soul dew
fake item
fake
Hail Satan! Satan Lives!!!
more of an Olive Garden marinara than mama’s béchamel is a poem of a sentence
You went from 666 subs to 25.5k inna year, congrats dude
I’d love to see centiskorch get his own video, one of my favorite mons in the metagame rn
Darmanitan flare blitz with sheer force unironically hits harder than stone edge against mandibuzz. 120*1.5 stab*1.3 sheer force= effective 234 base power. Stone edge is 100*2 super effective =effective 200 base power
To be fair, Blitz's recoil would've put them in range to be KOed by Foul play before it could go through Roost at the HP percent Buzz was at. So stone edge's lack of recoil and higher crit chance still probably gave them slightly better odds of winning despite the functionally worst BP, lower PP and much worse accuracy (the latter 2 being what cost them the game).
On the flipside though, speaking of worse accuracy, what's truly surprising was them putting on stone edge in the first place when sheer force rock slide has almost the same BP but with better accuracy (90 vs 80) and twice as many PPs. Like I don't think the very slim BP advantage and crit chance is worth being twice as likely to miss and/or get PP stalled.
This is what pokemon match videos should be. The videos where there's no commentary or sound effects and very little editing while a track of music plays is low energy.
“Dude. We’ve through this. I’m cultivating MASS.”
This video reminded me that aurora veil exists in NDOU, and so does shed tail
dude how are you so fucking funny
what would you do
if you wanted to go to heaven
but mandibuzz said
BIRD UP
"You made me look like an idiot in front of my tarantula and my Dark Magician Girl body pillow"
hail satan got buffed in gen 9, tera electric kills everything that isnt a ground type, and for them, you can use life orb blizzard.
#1 victory royale
I watch these videos for the amazing jokes, but maybe if I focus hard enough Ill figure something out
I love this channel
stomping tantrum now hits the guy when used (since it makes contact)
. was this video the cause?
Roost OP, please don't nerf.
Whoops
Crabby
🦀
anybody here looking to take the left hand path
who up living deliciously?
:)
I need one other person who's currently liked the video to unlike it so it's on the correct number of likes.
Edit: Please.
Bruh
Fun fact: according to danté's inferno, the third layer of hell (gluttony) is made of blue slush that rains from the sky, it tastes sweet and delicious however said slush is the only thing there so it is also the ground, people there must eat it to become fatter to deal with the cold, cerberous is also there and eats people since they are most tasty due to being fat.
Your team checks out and you used the megacorp mall theme, you are based, this video is based, I will sub.
Goddamnit why you talk about mandibuzz f***ing s***.
If you are into gens 1/2/4/7 and want to friends feel free to ask and I can send my username on showdown, smogon or discord
I'm usually on showdown as crankenstein. I mostly play Current Gen but I've been trying to get better at gen 1 recently too and played a decent amount of gen 7
Goated transition at 13:03 lol