Rude Knight Collecting Tribute for Thou King [ASMR]

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  • @leonardchurch814
    @leonardchurch814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7878

    I’m just imagining someone behind Fred clapping together two halves of a coconut to make the horse sounds.

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @candice1888
      @candice1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      He's the knight that didn't appear in the film

    • @alexanderturner7940
      @alexanderturner7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      "Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!"

    • @_JustSomeDude_
      @_JustSomeDude_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I could see him with his own Patsy

    • @ochhinchin8977
      @ochhinchin8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Oh brave sir Robin

  • @chloset.
    @chloset. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    “Being a nobleman and Lord of this area, everything I see in front of me is mine, including yourself.”
    Is he flirting with me-

    • @newtthewizard3942
      @newtthewizard3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      chloset no he’s just a slave trader

    • @TH3SHUR1F
      @TH3SHUR1F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Rude Slave Trader Roleplay (ASMR)

    • @breathinginsulphurfartingr9964
      @breathinginsulphurfartingr9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sir Ulrich did ask you to remove his Gauntlets!

    • @spencerrosscozzens9667
      @spencerrosscozzens9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Translation... "Your ass is mine."

    • @fuego5350
      @fuego5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shutup Carl
      We all know you wanted to clap them Cindy cheeks

  • @QueenBee-gi3wu
    @QueenBee-gi3wu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Voice: Amazing
    Looks: Serving
    Costume: Fantastic
    Acting skills: Pro level

    • @WaterxDragon35
      @WaterxDragon35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @victor6590
      @victor6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WaterxDragon35 yes!

    • @AcornPhantom
      @AcornPhantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't know he can push asmr to this level.

    • @yeraijimenez8481
      @yeraijimenez8481 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@AcornPhantom i

    • @SP-qi8ur
      @SP-qi8ur ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammar: Wanting

  • @boredboi5390
    @boredboi5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    You nailed the horse riding motions, looks like this isn’t your first rodeo.

    • @Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040
      @Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      My suspicion is that he was riding the mechanical horse here.

    • @savageDEMONJ
      @savageDEMONJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Pause 😂

    • @boredboi5390
      @boredboi5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Savage J _[•The Benevolent One•]_ 😂

    • @kaijukingofthemonsters1075
      @kaijukingofthemonsters1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's what my girl said before lock down

    • @boredboi5390
      @boredboi5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Godzilla King of the monsters 😂😂😂

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6561

    Anyone else baffled by how perfectly he nailed the movements of being on a horse?

    • @guitarfliud10
      @guitarfliud10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      CrownClown Creations Honestly, tho 🤣🤣

    • @ObviouslyTaxi
      @ObviouslyTaxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

      Not really its pretty easy to do
      Just ride a horse in front of a green screen on a treadmill, smh people are so stupid these days

    • @Bunny_sweetheart
      @Bunny_sweetheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Bro ya I was like "damn dude got this shit down"

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      He probably had someone holding a coconut carried by a African swallow.

    • @DHU11
      @DHU11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jake D they said movements not sounds

  • @ResidentFemboy
    @ResidentFemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Plot twist: There were no troops, you just got played like a damn fiddle.

    • @ishikawa7077
      @ishikawa7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wouldn’t be the first time an npc got me

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ishikawa7077 lol

    • @jensenfass1688
      @jensenfass1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      At 7:14 , he introduces himself as Ulrich von Liechtenstein, which is the fake name used by Heath Ledger's character in a Knight's Tale (Great film based on the Canterbury Tales). That character is a peasant who pretends to be a knight. We are totally getting scammed.

    • @nicole.5346
      @nicole.5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg😂😂

    • @nathanreed7242
      @nathanreed7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jensenfass1688 Yes! I'm glad that I'm not the only one who caught on!

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    “Local Knight takes your money and burns down your village whilst flirting rudely”

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Sounds like a casual Tuesday evening to me

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sixty-nein im from Florida so your statement makes sense

    • @Aditi77828
      @Aditi77828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also happens to be thor

    • @kozah9306
      @kozah9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sixty-nein ofc

    • @theotv1647
      @theotv1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This isn’t a Minecraft video

  • @baranguvenakturk3570
    @baranguvenakturk3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2674

    nobody:
    the king: im once again asking for your financial support

    • @riot2654
      @riot2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      plot twist : the knight is the disguised king taking money

    • @solinvictus2045
      @solinvictus2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ck2 in a nutshell

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      plot twist: the knight is Thor in disguise, infiltrating the kingdom with the vikings

    • @lindsey7951
      @lindsey7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If the king is Bernie why doesnt he just break up the banks

    • @viperzeno
      @viperzeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pay up or diced up

  • @Cottoncandycorner
    @Cottoncandycorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Love the acting

    • @Abandon-art
      @Abandon-art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the heavy stare while taking coins away

    • @aislingedits3274
      @aislingedits3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He looks like thor and sounds like him

    • @22crook22
      @22crook22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      get gf gio oil lk

    • @adibhifzhan
      @adibhifzhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aislingedits3274 ppvouuouuuguu

    • @jamaemaynacino
      @jamaemaynacino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Young Jeez 😅Lmao

  • @MrDarkone713
    @MrDarkone713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Fred !!! You've outdid yourself on this one. The movements was exactly like you were on a real horse

    • @jamieedinborough5949
      @jamieedinborough5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MrDarkone713 outdone

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrDarkone713 the landlord is gonna be pissed if he makes a visit

    • @skinshowcase7998
      @skinshowcase7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He who plays Skyrim abosrbs the knowledge of the dragons

    • @dylxnhvh4266
      @dylxnhvh4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joseph Bj you... that’s... that’s not how it works

    • @Ryan-nt4lt
      @Ryan-nt4lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Outdone

  • @hannahs8404
    @hannahs8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    3:28 “You call this a house?”
    Fred your Lucious Malfoy is showing

    • @theamvgirlx
      @theamvgirlx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hannah S ahaha literally what I thought

    • @Afghanistan-fh5km
      @Afghanistan-fh5km 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...I thought you were referring to Fred Weasley for a second and then I realized...

    • @whenlifegivesyoulemons284
      @whenlifegivesyoulemons284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My god your right

    • @Arcania9516
      @Arcania9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing is that I just pictured Draco Malfoy saying that exact thing.. LoL 😅

    • @Arcania9516
      @Arcania9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Afghanistan-fh5km Lmfao

  • @kaleolll5374
    @kaleolll5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    "My time here is short"
    Continues to roast my poor ass for 45 minutes

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      kaleol ll I would be scared shit if he was actually like this.

    • @Wackaflaka89
      @Wackaflaka89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bhaahah

  • @lightningjimmyjoejohnson8499
    @lightningjimmyjoejohnson8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    3:40 “My time here is short”
    Spends more than 40 minutes in the house

    • @stevenolaska5260
      @stevenolaska5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Literally npc logic

    • @OhKaiizer
      @OhKaiizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      40 mins isnt long

    • @POSEANREAL
      @POSEANREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frick, thats a spoiler XD

    • @angaso02
      @angaso02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better than 5 hours lol

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also stops talking to fiddle with his gauntlets

  • @matty_mash
    @matty_mash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    He looks like boromir and faramir’s third brother

  • @fenrirzen
    @fenrirzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "hey... you look like Boromir and Faramir brother"
    "yup, I'm the third brother, Fred"
    "Fredemir?"
    "nop, just Fred"
    "Denethor doesn't love you so much, eh"
    "that man only loves himself"

    • @silviakv
      @silviakv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yess he looks like thor and faramir

  • @memememe-ew9nr
    @memememe-ew9nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Plot twist, he’s actually riding a horse

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Star Girl other people looking out the window “why is he taking a horse into his house”

    • @mr.nobody896
      @mr.nobody896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@genericguy5998 neighbour:why i can hear horse sound

    • @feinforow
      @feinforow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist he’s not

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is from England..

    • @musictryout9389
      @musictryout9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      plot twist: he's riding his horse on a treadmill in front of a green screen

  • @kcrose8607
    @kcrose8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "Oh you're not going to help take off my armor?"
    Me, Drunk at midnight; "I do belive thou ist coming on me hard, good sire!"

    • @jacksoncordray1593
      @jacksoncordray1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Landon Badour bruh, the fuck do you think that’s gonna do for you? This ain’t the 70s, you don’t just call out random people like that 😂😂 fuckin weirdo

    • @Tiram-wk1zm
      @Tiram-wk1zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jacksoncordray1593 simp

    • @j.a.m9323
      @j.a.m9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tiram-wk1zm 😐

    • @blankmindtheory3446
      @blankmindtheory3446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @NUCCubus
      @NUCCubus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Landon Badour cringe

  • @jedibuscus
    @jedibuscus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Quarantine must really be getting to me because the way he’s calling me “peasant” is making me feel some sort of way 😳

    • @sunshineeee
      @sunshineeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      GRASS. NOW. OUTSIDE

    • @yellow2059
      @yellow2059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro? 😧

    • @SneccTheSnake
      @SneccTheSnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TO THE FOREST, QUICKLY, FOR NATURE IS LOST TO THOSE WHO GIVE INTO DESIRE
      you are too far gone to simply touch grass, you need to go touch T r e e

    • @thedarknutsackreturns431
      @thedarknutsackreturns431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean
      Whatever works for you

    • @leesimone2
      @leesimone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @temerodiavolo470
    @temerodiavolo470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    I was expecting you to say
    "Hey you, you're finally awake"

    • @ブィブィでーす
      @ブィブィでーす 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LMAOOO WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER

    • @messierschutz8202
      @messierschutz8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Skyrim is beautiful, he needs to do a jarl balgruuf one, he has the looks and hair

    • @jongetitdunn
      @jongetitdunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why does that comment get less likes than it needs to!?

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Too many Zoomers who don’t even know what Skyrim is...they only know battle royales and candy crush

    • @tracelawrencex
      @tracelawrencex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You were trying to cross the border right

  • @johncampbelltattoos2494
    @johncampbelltattoos2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Gauntlet sounds 3:20
    Armor removal 8:56
    Pouch crinkling 14:52
    Coin clinking 18:40
    Donning armor 37:23

  • @axelgustafsson8125
    @axelgustafsson8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    We just gonna skip the fact he owns an Andúril replica.

    • @uh869
      @uh869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s ready to fight Sauron at any time

    • @AwfulWeather5684
      @AwfulWeather5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or is it Narsil?

    • @mikekeller6274
      @mikekeller6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's like I'm right here bitch
      Name place and time

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that the clothes he is wearing?
      Edit: nvm I just looked it up

    • @zachonblitz7659
      @zachonblitz7659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @mirrormimi
    @mirrormimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    He looks like a character straight out of a LotR movie. It's not even the armour, it's his face and speech.

    • @R3ETR0
      @R3ETR0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kinda like a young Boromir or a more blondish Aragorn

    • @laszlo7475
      @laszlo7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there is the Anduril in the background.

    • @a.katherinesuetterlin3028
      @a.katherinesuetterlin3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@R3ETR0 One does not simply walk into a prop room and dress like Boromir. 😅😜

    • @sibrengroen3994
      @sibrengroen3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He looks like Faramir

    • @hannahs8404
      @hannahs8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely a solider of Rohan

  • @riot2654
    @riot2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Me: watching asmr in bed, chilling
    Amazon: *A U D I O B O O K S*

    • @blasterixx1
      @blasterixx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One word: Vanced

    • @maxhodge7149
      @maxhodge7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @weinhard961
      @weinhard961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: EEeEEeEeEeRreReErEeeE

    • @Arcania9516
      @Arcania9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your profile pic is that exact mood.😌👍

  • @braunstein5645
    @braunstein5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Me before watching this: ''Hey, can you lend me some money for a snack?''
    Me after watching this: ''Mightsth you summon some coin, as i waneth to aquireh a CONSUMABLE?''

    • @Jv.3000
      @Jv.3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thy commenter art thou earn thee like that they do requireth

  • @doomtrain7754
    @doomtrain7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    You're like an RPG character with high persuasion and intimidation...

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      and with the jojo blood, doing everything menacinly

    • @endousclarifroar3738
      @endousclarifroar3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jup9618 eyyyyy👉👉. Noice 👌

    • @xtfxdarkflame4975
      @xtfxdarkflame4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jup9618 KONO DIOOOO GA ;)

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xtfxdarkflame4975 yarou

    • @chotrv
      @chotrv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Skyrim players: yes.

  • @uziuzi2495
    @uziuzi2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    The horse riding made me laugh I wasn’t ready for it.😂

    • @affyre
      @affyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @tjmthegreat4009
      @tjmthegreat4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup same

    • @sillferyr4187
      @sillferyr4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it reminded me of minty python and the search of the holy grail... hilarious stuff!

    • @HaIcyonic
      @HaIcyonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo but it was SO GOOD THOUGH?! Like he got the body language down PAT, and his movements changing with the speed, like... so accurate, so well done.

    • @IloveSatyrs9191
      @IloveSatyrs9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remind me shrek 2 idk why

  • @thanos_8531
    @thanos_8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man when I heard him introduce himself I was instantly taken back to my childhood !! I absolutely LOVE ‘A Knight’s Tale’ !!
    One of the 🐐 ASMRtists

    • @jensenfass1688
      @jensenfass1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, this!!! But also, now I know that he's faking and we're just getting robbed by a guy pretending to be a knight 😂

    • @gladiator84576
      @gladiator84576 ปีที่แล้ว

      So your one of the few who caught that movie reference

  • @hanaxavier1524
    @hanaxavier1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Watching Fred gallivanting on an imaginary horse really makes me think we’re gonna be alright, you know?

    • @victorhenninglintzstergaar9930
      @victorhenninglintzstergaar9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes.
      A reassuring feeling.
      I don't know why, and I think I might be lying to myself, but there certainly is something.

    • @purple2raven012
      @purple2raven012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh. I feels

    • @skellington7d
      @skellington7d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you talking about? Clearly there's a real live horse just out of frame.

    • @truvic5274
      @truvic5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I wouldnt call it gallivanting, miss." Arthur Morgan voice*

    • @bransonpowell7134
      @bransonpowell7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Landlord152 I'm the 420 like

  • @Poketjail
    @Poketjail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    When you're sick of being called Thor and decide to become Prince Charming from Shrek 2

    • @alternifeind15
      @alternifeind15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nah he's Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein from A Knight's Tale. If you have seen it I would suggest it! It stars Heath Ledger

    • @thelonecookie3592
      @thelonecookie3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alternifeind15 So many people don't get the name reference... It saddens me so ;-;

    • @thealcatrazguy6707
      @thealcatrazguy6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh did shrek beat the fuck out of fred tho

    • @kirkfogg8366
      @kirkfogg8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit he became Shrek in human form

    • @Stickmonster790
      @Stickmonster790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JAJAJA JAJAJAJA You raffated

  • @rageisthenameyeah649
    @rageisthenameyeah649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Okay forget the jokes. Can anyone else see him in like a badass protagonist as a actual knight or something? He's got the build for it and the voice like come on

  • @dragith7899
    @dragith7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Little does the knight know, I am the king in disguise and he will be executed for disrespect shortly after he leaves

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You dropped this 👑

    • @duskthunder9274
      @duskthunder9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤴

    • @brandonoliver8547
      @brandonoliver8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or he is a fellow retired knight 😂

    • @leesimone2
      @leesimone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is where I was goingvwith going with it as well!

  • @MRios1128
    @MRios1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    I wonder how silly he felt pretending to ride a horse for 3 minutes 😂

    • @iamkyleclimer
      @iamkyleclimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MRios1128 😂

    • @dylonj4960
      @dylonj4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Exactly what I was thinking! He did it pretty well though

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's was a pretty good 3 minutes. I woulda thought he was actually riding if the background looked clearer

    • @aboodyabdulqadir5487
      @aboodyabdulqadir5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dude just imagine hentai voice actors

    • @aesonone
      @aesonone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he smashed the pretend horse rocking tho

  • @JS-zi5hg
    @JS-zi5hg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your videos are so relaxing not just for the audio, but also for your videos and movement

  • @pinesy9452
    @pinesy9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Really wanted to hear "Oh, you're finally awake" at the beginning there.
    Edit: wow didnt expect this many likes, uh, hi the people liking this! you want some coffee?

    • @Whitemonkey510
      @Whitemonkey510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We're all brothers and sisters in binds now.

    • @xymyan
      @xymyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rorikstead... I´m from Rorikstead...

    • @Whitemonkey510
      @Whitemonkey510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@xymyan Damn you Stormcloaks! I would have been half way to hammer fell by now.

    • @dabufboi8976
      @dabufboi8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You were trying to cross the border right?
      Walked right into that imperial ambush

    • @metaljesus196
      @metaljesus196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dabufboi8976 same as us
      And that thief over there

  • @myg8844
    @myg8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    27:20 that miss made me laugh and i can keep on going back to it

    • @tomme6875
      @tomme6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂 I love the way he tried to push it deeper down lol

    • @ailospjellok7475
      @ailospjellok7475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no joke, scrolling comments, sees this, plans to click on it so i go back up to see what time i am now, 27:24

    • @pieterhakim8806
      @pieterhakim8806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomme6875 woah woah man chill out that's the most sus thing when you take it out of context

    • @tomme6875
      @tomme6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pieterhakim8806 hahaha

  • @MrGlerb
    @MrGlerb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The RUDE knight is friendlier than the Perfume Guy

  • @silvertigerstipes
    @silvertigerstipes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "sir this is a mcdonalds"

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ShadowfromNorth “sir I get your a knight but just please tell my your order there is a line”

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eustace Humessa or “well of course a peasant like yourself would consume such I wouldn’t even call this food”

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @darrencampbell638
      @darrencampbell638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @Xevida
      @Xevida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@genericguy5998 Oh god, this could've come from my father.. o.O
      Scary.

  • @anonymousrebel6614
    @anonymousrebel6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    When Thanos snapped he sent Thor all the way to Camelot.....

    • @riot2654
      @riot2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yeah and now he takes more tribute than needed

    • @evanpalmer4893
      @evanpalmer4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No way this guy looks like Thor? What novel and interesting take.

    • @dualwieldroxas358
      @dualwieldroxas358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tbh, I would 100% read a crossover of Thor and King Arthur

    • @kayla3058
      @kayla3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh I was looking for a comment like this

    • @gabrielespinola733
      @gabrielespinola733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh 😂

  • @derykfrank
    @derykfrank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The “A Knights Tale” sequel we never knew we needed. This man is truly the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our lord God, the one, the only.... well, you know.

    • @sydneyneidigh9381
      @sydneyneidigh9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessssssssssss!!! Literally Health Ledger is so amazing in that movie

    • @gladiator84576
      @gladiator84576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May he rest In peace

  • @grace.reynolds
    @grace.reynolds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love how at 1:22 when the horse changes it’s stride slightly, Fred moves to match that.

  • @distressedbagofbeans
    @distressedbagofbeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    " You could have stolen these things"
    Ah yes, i stole a wall

    • @messierschutz8202
      @messierschutz8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes you built on to it.

    • @riot2654
      @riot2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i have stolen an entire fireplace and house indeed

    • @angaso02
      @angaso02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup just a couple of them, but just to make a house nothin too fancy, just 16 of them

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I snatched the flame right from the kings fireplace"

    • @netco4203
      @netco4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah yes I stole these rocks from nature

  • @Armored_Lasagna0327
    @Armored_Lasagna0327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the name you chose. A Knight’s Tale is one of my favorite movies ever

  • @Erizedd
    @Erizedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    'Before we begin, I want you to help me take off my armor.'
    'M-My Lord, this is all so sudden!' 😳😋

    • @akazaynab
      @akazaynab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr! Btw is that GD in your profile pic?

    • @Erizedd
      @Erizedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@akazaynab Yep! The one and only 💗

    • @akazaynab
      @akazaynab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Erizedd Nice! Love it he's so handsome ❤

    • @laddiemaster7540
      @laddiemaster7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      woah

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

  • @theriguy1272
    @theriguy1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    this should have been called "Knight threatens you to pay protection money."

    • @markeral2155
      @markeral2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's how the medieval mafia works

    • @WaterxDragon35
      @WaterxDragon35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, collect tribute is just code for "your my bitch now; suck on dem toes".

    • @leesimone2
      @leesimone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!🙄

    • @ashleighchance9420
      @ashleighchance9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering that medieval knights actually had more in common with street gangs rather than the noble servants they're often portrayed as - that makes sense.

  • @jaelynrae5493
    @jaelynrae5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Should be titled "If medieval knights had a GoPro"... 😁 The "horseback" movements were so on point it made me wonder if you were filming on some sort of mechanical ride!

  • @AngelGarcia-ff3zg
    @AngelGarcia-ff3zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    For some reason I was expecting another person to walk in and just say “greetings I’m Geralt of rivia, Witcher”

  • @Cyaner
    @Cyaner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Log 75.
    Day 902, Sunday:
    A knight accompanied by men arrived at my base of operations today in the afternoon.
    They sought tribute, and tribute I gave them. The knight was very suspicious, but required naught a single answer from me in the face of my many valuables and possessions.
    He thinks himself a swindler, but what he does not know is that I run a den of thieves. Underneath my "hut", lies my true hoard of gold, and treasures unimaginable to even the red-hot coal-scaled dragons of the east.
    The nearby village from which most of my ill gotten gains have been acquired from has sadly been burned to the ground. It seems that in targetting them for easy gains, they did not have enough for the sir knight and suffered the ultimate price.
    He seeks to return for more gold and valuables, and while I do not privy myself a generous man, he will have his gold and silver, for there is a village to the north, past the Golden Plains that me and my men can target instead. It is of course a shame that such an easily targettable village was burned to the ground, but at least there are more.
    End of Log 75.

    • @righteousdescent2271
      @righteousdescent2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dread Domino okay what the heck, why was I imagining the thing about the vault filled with unimaginable treasures underneath the hut too?

    • @randomcustodes6345
      @randomcustodes6345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do these for each rp video

  • @wolverking2939
    @wolverking2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:10 me when i was in coma for 2 years and notice im the only mtrfckr left on earth

    • @ZzzzzZ.5
      @ZzzzzZ.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment is underrated holy fuck lmao

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "A Local Knight scams you out of all your possessions and never returns."

    • @jaynecooney9549
      @jaynecooney9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like my ex

    • @whoskamo8742
      @whoskamo8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaynecooney9549 sounds like my school

    • @jaynecooney9549
      @jaynecooney9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      awerange_ I’ll trade my ex for your scool

  • @DolfelzMC
    @DolfelzMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I could imagine him fitting in a Skyrim or Dragon Age game

    • @AbbeyMcGarity
      @AbbeyMcGarity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DolfelzMC yeah he could be a chevalier without the shitty French accent haha

    • @wckdthghts
      @wckdthghts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elder Scrolls

    • @P3rtzel
      @P3rtzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wolfgang go cast your fancy magic someplace else!.

    • @Cadaverous0711
      @Cadaverous0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only the fifth game is called Skyrim. It's The Elder Scrolls.

    • @chotrv
      @chotrv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cadaverous0711 and he only thought of the fifth game, Skyrim. BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING DRAGONS IN OTHER ELDER SCROLLS GAMES.

  • @guacguac2208
    @guacguac2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honest to god I loved his movements on the horse. Nailed it my man. Hope you go far.

  • @mjtchj
    @mjtchj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    43:08 “Mr. Stark... I don’t feel so good...”

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You would fit this role in a movie perfectly!

  • @m.g.6299
    @m.g.6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What an amazing video!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!! I can watch this forever haha :) Beautiful armor and just absolute perfection being on a horse etc. Bravo!!!!! I literally bow down to you and you can have all my possessions haha For the King!!

  • @LachlanMorris
    @LachlanMorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

  • @yusufgungor5978
    @yusufgungor5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    'Forgive me, I have not yet introduce yourself'
    -Fredsvoice 2020

    • @toastytoaster7161
      @toastytoaster7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Huh?
      Did I have a stroke reading this?

    • @zareverso1494
      @zareverso1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You that read wrong
      YOU THAT READ WRONG TO

    • @junkbot2.1
      @junkbot2.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      COYS!

  • @nicholasbrandon8463
    @nicholasbrandon8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ulrich von Liechtenstein was a German poet who wrote stories about knights and noblemen at a time when such stories were very relevant to real life, as it was the Middle Ages, around 1200. I must applaud Fred for all the effort and research he puts into his videos. From his movie role plays to even getting details such as names of historical, cultural and scientific details right. I’ve got to say Fred, you’re probably my favorite ASMRtist yet.

  • @filipvaje4607
    @filipvaje4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Fred: "You call this a house"
    Me: Laughs in dwarvish hidden mineshaft "And they call it a house! A HOUSE!"

  • @XXVIII28
    @XXVIII28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Ah, you, you're finally awake"

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, you beat me to it

    • @zekeyeager8176
      @zekeyeager8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      XXVlll “You were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there.”

    • @millsyguy4719
      @millsyguy4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zeke Yeager “Shut Up Back there!”

    • @cryptic_spunk
      @cryptic_spunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@millsyguy4719 "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?"

    • @motgj
      @motgj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cryptic_spunk you skipped a little dialog but thats ok

  • @EverMoore115
    @EverMoore115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ulrik von lickteshtine . Took me a second to remember where I've heard that name before 😂

  • @majorsy-0325
    @majorsy-0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is probably one of my favorite ASMR videos. You should make a Robin Hood ASMR where he returns the goods the rude knight took.

  • @Robinbubben
    @Robinbubben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Fred's "friendly" characters:
    Very rude
    Rude Knight
    Me: Hm, he has to be actually friendly then!
    Knight: Very rude
    Me: 😒

  • @theloriloshow9190
    @theloriloshow9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Fred: are you not going to take off my armor?!
    Me: I’ll take off whatever you want me to take off... 🥴🤤🤤🤤

  • @killer776711
    @killer776711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    As soon as it started I was expecting a “Hey you you’re finally awake”

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.”

    • @jamesrollison1599
      @jamesrollison1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 "I would have gotten away to had it not been for you filthy storm cloaks."

    • @santossmith9847
      @santossmith9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shut up back there!!

    • @mememan7964
      @mememan7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      broderick kurtz I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell

    • @P3rtzel
      @P3rtzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a knight like him, until I took an arrow to the knee

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *Only bad thing about this video...*
    _Is that it ended!!!_ ❤️💤 _I could listen to you ALL day!_

  • @MrIdonthaveaniphone
    @MrIdonthaveaniphone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "my quest is noble, I can tell you more indoors"... "now give me all your gold or I'll burn your house down!"

  • @CykaPop
    @CykaPop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    All i can imagine with this “horse riding” is someone walking behind Fred with the coconuts like in Month Python 😂

  • @mataco7073
    @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Me, a noble: is this some kind of peseant joke i am too rich to understand?

    • @prophet2.06
      @prophet2.06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mataco70 is that a reference to horrible histories?

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@prophet2.06 yes

    • @lyingsauce3586
      @lyingsauce3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me who had a private edu and can spell peasant: is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

    • @lyingsauce3586
      @lyingsauce3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jk no hate thought it was a good opportunity

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyingsauce3586 nah it's fine

  • @Scp-dq3ez
    @Scp-dq3ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is no one gonna speak about how thy voice matches perfectly with the time peiriod

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Who else is totally addicted to Fred’s voice and ASMR!!? I can’t get enough!*
    🙋🏼‍♀️😝

  • @jongetitdunn
    @jongetitdunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Everybody: *Monty Python jokes*
    Me: Hey, you! You’re finally awake!

    • @williampowell533
      @williampowell533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jon GetitDunn stop with the Skyrim jokes

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      William Powell why

    • @seegurke2319
      @seegurke2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The biggest skyrim joke is the New Port that will Come on every next gen

    • @SneccTheSnake
      @SneccTheSnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im extremely surprised there wasn't an asmr pun in the comments
      "Hey you, you're finally asleep. Caught in that tingle trap, same as us and that subscriber over there.."

    • @voxxy2184
      @voxxy2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williampowell533 RATIO

  • @x_overkll_x507
    @x_overkll_x507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man has to be an actor I swear he’s so good

  • @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony
    @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Wow this is amazing. Just five minutes ago I finished watching "The Fellowship of the Ring" and I open TH-cam and there this is! You look fantastic. Reminds me of Boromir. Great effects!

    • @Dreamyflowerfields
      @Dreamyflowerfields 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! I was looking for someone to mention that he looks like Boromir! 🤩👌🏻

    • @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony
      @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John Kavars Kind of a third brother, in between the two... Fredamir

  • @teath123
    @teath123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I always love these more inventive ones. Keep them coming, they're fantastic.

  • @adventuredude096
    @adventuredude096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Everyone: Fred nailed the movement of him being on a horse
    Me: who said he wasn't actally on a horse

  • @borantandogan5524
    @borantandogan5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    couldn't remember the channel's name so I just wrote "asmr guy looking like thor"

    • @soga0448
      @soga0448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I can confirm that it works

    • @jaylonzane8116
      @jaylonzane8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can confirm as well

    • @ITriggerWokeSJWS
      @ITriggerWokeSJWS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      confirmed

    • @westa8427
      @westa8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TH-cam algorithms are glorious

    • @DanielaFlores-pf2fb
      @DanielaFlores-pf2fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Works in Spanish as well

  • @Theproclaimed
    @Theproclaimed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The King: Fred we’ve been over this, don’t extort farmers for tributes you then blow on hair products.....[long pause] is that a new shampoo?
    Fred: 🙄
    The King: .... ..... .....
    Fred:🤷‍♂️

    • @Roostest
      @Roostest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read it 2 or 3 times and then this actually pretty funny

    • @JamesBaxterAHorse
      @JamesBaxterAHorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Roostest yeah I stopped blowing my brains out around time 97.

  • @bee8820
    @bee8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Sir Ulrich Von Liechtenstein” I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

  • @Samuraikaioken
    @Samuraikaioken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Fred Lannister.

    • @ASMRMace
      @ASMRMace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^

    • @ASMRMace
      @ASMRMace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I'm the little known brother that's just not *that* into his sister

    • @juliohenrique8546
      @juliohenrique8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fred fooking Lannister

  • @zerogee768
    @zerogee768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Is there a place you can tie your horse? In a forest? Nah, can't think of one mate."

    • @ashleeuhlar2549
      @ashleeuhlar2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol 😂👉🌳

    • @MotherCow71
      @MotherCow71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know a place it looks like 👉🎄

    • @zerogee768
      @zerogee768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "There's a wrecked Pinto next to that overgrown substation to the east... You could tie it to the A-pillar"

    • @jacobkudlermemes8908
      @jacobkudlermemes8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A tree

  • @unshakensalsa6220
    @unshakensalsa6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The smugness of the coins collection was amazing.

  • @PsYk1K5
    @PsYk1K5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "My name is Sir Ulrich."
    Me: "*rolls eyes and laughs* awesome reference!!"

    • @HighWireDiver
      @HighWireDiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A Knights Tale. Yes indeed.

  • @kh4nm4n-_-5
    @kh4nm4n-_-5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "This is obviously a shakedown." [Persuade]

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KH4NM4N-_- I don’t think the Riften guards were to happy with me after that

    • @itsfrediguess7844
      @itsfrediguess7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KCD?

  • @RileyHernandez24
    @RileyHernandez24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a long dead samurai I have never been fond of nights. I felt the fought with their brawn and little honor. My humble opinion

  • @PN15NotAvailable
    @PN15NotAvailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It is sad that he won't return to gather gold, considering he just took gold and a knight's armaments. It seems this Lord is in for a beheading for the crime of being a traitor to the Realm in robbing one of its former defenders. Next up is his perspective in the torture chamber, all kinds of metallic sounds and an equally rude torturer. Ooooh myyyy.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life."

  • @zizi0000
    @zizi0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ВАУ, Я АЖ ПОДАВИЛАСЬ СВОЕЙ СЛЮНОЙ ОТ ВОСТОРГА 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @str_brst8979
    @str_brst8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:40 that's a pretty nice way of saying "give me everything ye got or i'll have me lads shank ya"

  • @MotherCow71
    @MotherCow71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Fred was definitely a knight in a past life. He rocks that armor too hard to not have been a knight 😆

    • @SoUnholy
      @SoUnholy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now imagine him in a set of templar armor and mmmmmmm

    • @chrishopkins8173
      @chrishopkins8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoUnholy hehe
      Btw hell yeah wth legosi

    • @SoUnholy
      @SoUnholy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrishopkins8173 yup cant wait for season 2

  • @АнастасияСюхина
    @АнастасияСюхина 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh. My. God. It's absolutely amazing!
    You look like the hero of the lord of the rings.

  • @browser9586
    @browser9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Honourable" knight takes all your coin, gems, two swords, food and then warns he'll come back for more all after burning down the nearby village...
    You know I think I'd prefer the Vikings than the king and his men

    • @hamonukusama5872
      @hamonukusama5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad when you realize this is 100% acurate

    • @Hybrid980
      @Hybrid980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hamonuku Sama it is accurate in the sense that things like this did in fact happen but it hardly happened all of the time, think about it, the nobility and royalty NEEDED the people below them because they were the backbone of the economy even if a number of them had a disdain for the lower classes most had enough sense to know this.
      It was in their best interests that the peasants were productive, you can’t get any long term gains from a peasant that was dead or had literally nothing left. The only time such harsh taxation was involved, was during war time, or if your liege was just a piece of shit.

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With the vikings you would just get the same treatment except they kill you after. I don't see your point.

    • @Biochemitra
      @Biochemitra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BanditoBurrito Yeah, but they probably wouldn't insult you as much.

    • @noodlesausage4233
      @noodlesausage4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BanditoBurrito Vikings were very different

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    *GoodKnight* everyone 😴😂

  • @sirjames19
    @sirjames19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that you gave your character the name from the movie A Knights Tale. Well done. Your acting is amazing!

  • @blynneda
    @blynneda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OK, that armor looks pretty awesome.

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He's blonde! He's pissed! He'll see you in the lists! Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein!

    • @idtapthatasmr4918
      @idtapthatasmr4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He whispers! He taps! He helps me take a nap! Liechtenstein!

    • @1138shirerat
      @1138shirerat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He comes from Gelderland!

    • @Stratman_Gary
      @Stratman_Gary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man in the Sun GELDERLAND GELDERLAND GELDERLAND

    • @VagrantButterfly
      @VagrantButterfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHUT UP NERDS

    • @throughtherowantrees
      @throughtherowantrees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sir. Ulrich really let that Knighthood go to his head! 😅

  • @Frassi1999
    @Frassi1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best idea i've ever seen

  • @moriyashrineenjoyer7837
    @moriyashrineenjoyer7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I used to be an knight like him, then i took an arrow in the the knee

    • @greenapple5005
      @greenapple5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But i survived and know i have a STANDO

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      to the knee

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kobi-Wan Aenobi maybe he meant that he literally took an arrow he found in a knee (then he got fired for stealing)

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greenapple5005 a jojoke xD

    • @thedude391
      @thedude391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a trap

  • @coltonruscheinsky7863
    @coltonruscheinsky7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    For 'thy' king. Not thou king. "Thy" means "your". "Thou" means "you".

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Colton Ruscheinsky oh, i didnt know that

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed. I've read the Bible enough as a kid to know the difference.

    • @BiggieT04
      @BiggieT04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally the one not perfect thing about this video and it's a minor mistake with old English in the title.

    • @coltonruscheinsky7863
      @coltonruscheinsky7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @hyndergogen yours. For example: I believe this is yours. / I believe this is thine.

    • @coltonruscheinsky7863
      @coltonruscheinsky7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@NoName-kv1bd tough words for someone without a name

  • @Kai-is-shifting
    @Kai-is-shifting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You definitely deserve more followers and likes... Like your videos are damn good and your creativity too!
    Holy shiit ur a legend

  • @luonganhdoan4575
    @luonganhdoan4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If ASMR was a kingdom then Fred would be the king.

    • @pocoseso9551
      @pocoseso9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And ppomo the goddest