ENGLAND ARE A JOKE!

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  • @philreed3983
    @philreed3983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2537

    southgate wears a life jacket in the bath

    • @Traumdeuters
      @Traumdeuters 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊j ijiu😊

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      Southgate uses a calculator for small sums.

    • @eXpressYourselfClips
      @eXpressYourselfClips 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      Southgate wears a seat belt at the dinner table

    • @trevkay.
      @trevkay. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      Southgate claps when the plane lands

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      Southgate wears a bike helmet on his Peloton.

  • @russellthechemist8291
    @russellthechemist8291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    England have no chance of winning Euro 2024 with Gareth Southgate. It's that simple.

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      They would have a better chance with Peppa Pig's dad

    • @satheeskumarkandasamy9486
      @satheeskumarkandasamy9486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexanderliu9376lol

    • @yardgrid
      @yardgrid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He doesn't play any more. International football players should be able to win a game regardless of what some suit said in a training session, no?

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yardgrid Excellent point. Get out on the pitch and show some leadership. Maybe this manager makes poor tactical choices, but the players should at least play better until the substitutions happen.

    • @SirAdrian87
      @SirAdrian87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They wouldn't have a chance without Southgate either.

  • @param2761
    @param2761 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1852

    The only pundit who speaks sense about England is CESC FABREGAS. What a surprise

    • @obinna-m
      @obinna-m 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Fabregas is the goat

    • @james.butler.
      @james.butler. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      It was so cute when Rooney told him he watched clips of Fabregas to learn how to play with RvP

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      The English despise self reflection and self criticism.

    • @malpa2345
      @malpa2345 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s so true

    • @pr0newbie
      @pr0newbie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@JohnKobaRuddy That can be said of any nationality. I'd say the English actually aren't that bad.

  • @matt94alexander32
    @matt94alexander32 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    Southgate was on about not having a proper replacement for Kalvin Phillips but what he is really missing is Jordan Henderson tucking him in and reading bedtime stories.

    • @harrisonmonte-carlo8779
      @harrisonmonte-carlo8779 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @austingane4025
      @austingane4025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And he’s having a strop because he’s had to leave the other Harry (his other half) at home, aggravated even further by the fact that his replacement has completely outperformed him already!

    • @benllewellyn1887
      @benllewellyn1887 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wasn't expecting that last bit, 😂😂😂

    • @deetee4126
      @deetee4126 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget his card tricks

  • @HamidKhan-jf4no
    @HamidKhan-jf4no 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1340

    WE'RE GOING HOME WE'RE GOING HOME!

    • @hamsolo3775
      @hamsolo3775 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      WE’RE GOING! WE ARE GOING HOME!

    • @niklasniedermaier3712
      @niklasniedermaier3712 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Wäre schön 😊

    • @SeanBotha
      @SeanBotha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ten hag supporters should be used to it in fact want it after all the worst ever Pl finish deserve a new contract!

    • @hrodebrt
      @hrodebrt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@StreetRider-iz7tg This makes no sense, you are basically just insulting the people who came up with the actual saying and hopefully don't have to explain to you why that's not ideal for you

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@StreetRider-iz7tganother upset deluded England fan

  • @betrthnu3413
    @betrthnu3413 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    Southgate thinks attacking football is toxic masculinity.

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus, shut up with the culture war crap. You’re embarrassing yourself.

    • @barry1369
      @barry1369 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @palatialslumlord4938
      @palatialslumlord4938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wtf?

    • @Teamwonderful702
      @Teamwonderful702 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gluonpa6878
      @gluonpa6878 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @BigZig29 zeta

  • @COYS_editz1
    @COYS_editz1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +637

    No clear plan except for sit back and defend a 1 goal lead smh. England have produced the worst games of the euros so far.

    • @BobbyWoody429
      @BobbyWoody429 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Albania have been more entertaining

    • @jc3858
      @jc3858 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Every team have played exciting football apart from England.

    • @Dave-bb3vy
      @Dave-bb3vy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So older stuff played this way under Erickson

    • @ashwilliams4959
      @ashwilliams4959 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BobbyWoody429better quality too

    • @riptideog8783
      @riptideog8783 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@jc3858 france have been dead tbf besides kante

  • @Bloodclart.d1
    @Bloodclart.d1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +649

    Cole Palmer getting 0 minutes is a joke

    • @BiggestChungus21
      @BiggestChungus21 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Lol. He wanted to give Saka a rest. Looked at Bowen and Palmer, and sat Palmer down lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He's so overrated

    • @criticalhitseeker
      @criticalhitseeker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      @@Drsteelhammer937second in goals and assists in the PL last season. He deserves a few minutes on the pitch lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@criticalhitseeker I can nearly guarantee you he'll do nothing if he does get on the pitch

    • @imRehnzy
      @imRehnzy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I wouldnt want to talk down on Bowen, he's an absolute gem of a player. But if you have to choose between the two, at least try Palmer against Slovenia instead and see what that does to the dynamic. Palmer is a gamechanger

  • @childoffire8068
    @childoffire8068 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    In German TV they said yesterday: we want England for the knockouts - big name and nothing behind it.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope the Mannschaften shaft them.

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Everyone wants to avoid Spain !

    • @kman33ful
      @kman33ful 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      they should be careful what they wish for

    • @antby11
      @antby11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Have the Germans forgot already what happened in the last Euros? England may not be playing well so far, but one good performance and they could easily batter Germany again.

    • @flix_hs3350
      @flix_hs3350 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@antby11 You don't really think very far if you compare this German team to the one in 2021...

  • @ShowMeYourPotato
    @ShowMeYourPotato 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Imagine being a midfielder like Mainoo and Gallagher and hearing your manager say that about Phillips. We have nobody like that so that's why we aren't better? I would be pissed

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also that you're so bad I'm trying a failed right back in your position

    • @daniellemons23
      @daniellemons23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@fatbelly27failed right back who has won everything there is to win at club level?

    • @BenzBarkz
      @BenzBarkz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@daniellemons23most dribbled past defenders in top 5 leagues last season, ye he’s a failed rb because it’s clear he doesn’t belong there

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BenzBarkzCherry picking arguments and missing the root of the issue.

  • @earnst5407
    @earnst5407 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Southgate genuinely looks rattled

    • @CraigWeir-q5v
      @CraigWeir-q5v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      genuinely rattled ? as opposed to the other kind . What a muppet .

    • @Khqra
      @Khqra 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@user-qx3eb2jx1p You're a moist melt that yaps too much. You've made multiple comments on this vid already. Get outside for once.

    • @anteep4900
      @anteep4900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      mate he looks baffled lmao

    • @chancellor3122
      @chancellor3122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      One would think that at some point in his life he would say fcuk it, I have nothing to lose, I am going gung ho from now on. But serial chokers don't have it in them.

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @rodlayne8527
    @rodlayne8527 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Even Georgia is a better watch than England, period.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That pitch is dodgy, that ball bobbed up right at the end and that's why the player aired it.

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That was a great game against Czech Republic - both sides looked like they wanted to score goals and win. What’s that all about?!

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

    • @vukaleksic1654
      @vukaleksic1654 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Rocky-w5rPortugal, France? nothing spec its a weak groups, Germany the same,. OK Spain they have decent rivals.. Im sure England will win over Slovenia 2,3:0

    • @longballplease
      @longballplease 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Period? You on it?

  • @tonguelessghostofsin
    @tonguelessghostofsin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    Let's face it. The natural end of Southgate's cycle was the defeat to France in the World Cup. He had a chance to finally prove he could outwit a top nation and he failed. Now the only major positive of Southgate's reign (players not being burdened by fear) is over, so what is the point in him anymore? He has seemingly learned nothing tactically in his tenure

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I think he’ll resign, rather than be fired. I’d give the job to Klopp. He’s tactically astute, good motivator, lived in England for years. At least with him, we won’t die wonder if they team could have won with a better coach.

    • @starplatinum7836
      @starplatinum7836 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Not defending Southgate here but that France game was out of his hands with the decisions that went against us and we did arguably keep up with them

    • @nc3music920
      @nc3music920 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think he should have gone after the world cup before that. The defeat to croatia was abysmal and that exact same performance was repeated two years later against italy

    • @Globaldave1970
      @Globaldave1970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That sums it up.

    • @cvnavalew3
      @cvnavalew3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Inglese001”I’d give the job to Klopp” the level of absolute delusion of you Brits is seriously comical 😂😂

  • @michaelhoward088
    @michaelhoward088 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The disrespect on Trent is unreal! Was always going to be the scapegoat, he never had a chance.

  • @user-keepitreal420
    @user-keepitreal420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Southgate's only power was his waistcoat. Now he isn't wearing them he is fully exposed. What a mug.

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    As a neutral viewer the 2 England games were amongst the 4 worst games of the tournament. You'll literally never see an England performance like yesterday's Belgium for example, they never stopped attacking no matter the score and no matter how many goals they get disallowed.

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      England played alright against france in the last world cup tbf. That was when Southgate seemed to take the handbrake off a bit as his job was on the line but now he's just continued like nothing happened. I think this is partially the result of Southgate knowing no matter what happens, excuses will continue to be made to keep him in place, by the pundits, by the FA, by the non-performance side of the institution of english football who want a media-training, brand-friendly manager and are only concerned with optics.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We are not that good

    • @davidcjupp
      @davidcjupp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ecaeas4439 Great point. He rolled the dice and lost in the France game, so probably puts that down to not being defensive enough. So he's reverted to type since and the result is what we've seen in the last 3 games. Instead, what he should have done is looked at the stats and the opposition and realised we played well and just lost to a better team. Someone has to win. I love Mark but sometimes he seems to forget there are other good teams in the tournament.

  • @JamesStonley
    @JamesStonley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +418

    Another golden generation going to waste.

    • @BillTheButcher95
      @BillTheButcher95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Every tournament since 1966 you lot say you have a golden generation lol

    • @SonnyMcMinnis
      @SonnyMcMinnis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @joeyloll
      @joeyloll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not difficult to see we have a great squad lol ​@@BillTheButcher95

    • @TheRealGeorgeGibson
      @TheRealGeorgeGibson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      @@james.butler.premier league winners, champions league winners, player of the years, top goal scorers in the world, playing for some of the best teams in the world, but yeah this isn’t a golden generation 🤣

    • @TheWanderingWiltsman
      @TheWanderingWiltsman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      We couldn't win it with Gerrard and co...well never win it.

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    That Denmark game was crazy, we seemed to get worse and worse and worse as the game went on.

  • @robstatonfootball
    @robstatonfootball 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Spot on. We are too comfortable and accepting of failure. Too many excuses.

  • @garethdeere4822
    @garethdeere4822 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Im still more shocked anyone thinks Southgate and his team will win anything.

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its a miracle how he still has a job

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because people have faith in the players, even if Southgate is hellbent on making them perform bang average.

  • @sophie12388
    @sophie12388 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    I saw yesterday that Southgate is the highest paid manager in the Euros. Earning £5m a year and for what…

    • @Methuselah-uy7bk
      @Methuselah-uy7bk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He's a very well paid puppet

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      But we're the best knee takers and most woke team ever with our pride union jack 😂😂😂

    • @Dan-mm1yl
      @Dan-mm1yl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Imagine getting 400k a month for a few friendlies and a competition every few years and still not getting it right with the style of football you want to play

    • @ddawson8069
      @ddawson8069 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i completely stopped supporting Southgate after he went totally woke. Yes a useful puppet.

    • @commando4481
      @commando4481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ive been saying this for years. He does the bare minimum so he cant be fired as the cash rolls in year by year at our expense. Hes a traitor.

  • @Need4skills
    @Need4skills 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Remember, the FA wants to extend Southgates contract.

  • @SuspectAccount
    @SuspectAccount 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Southgate wears a seatbelt in the cinema.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂Best one I've heard yet! Where's all the likes?

    • @TSOTL-0302
      @TSOTL-0302 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Southgate says "bless you" to someone who trumps.

  • @ak-0151
    @ak-0151 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    England is the Tottenham of Europe.

    • @duncandunorlan9166
      @duncandunorlan9166 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ha ha! I'm a lifelong Gooner and even I don't think the Spuds would be this bad if they had those players!

    • @Dandroid5000
      @Dandroid5000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's harsh on the Yids.........at least they play some entertaining football every now and then!

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@Dandroid5000gosh absolutely honest .
      The players are still interesting but the tactics and other things and overall the locker room mindset affects everyone.
      They need to attack more but keep defensive against big teams.

  • @Uwais_567
    @Uwais_567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    Southgate out
    goldbridge in

    • @MrGoldie1976
      @MrGoldie1976 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't talk stupid 😢

    • @akshay_9146
      @akshay_9146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The difference is Goldbridge actually plays good football. If you see his team in the charity games they pass the ball around and attack.

    • @choke9270
      @choke9270 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@akshay_9146not really the same thing though is it.
      Goldbridge couldn’t manage a Burger King. Let alone a football team.

    • @OfficialFA
      @OfficialFA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@choke9270Couch coaches just scream at the TV... that's their place

  • @andrewstimpson36
    @andrewstimpson36 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Totally agree with you and we can win with a simple change of tactics

  • @kln_sleepy3710
    @kln_sleepy3710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    THEY ARE A JOKE

    • @shengyi1701
      @shengyi1701 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are an absolute joke which Mark loves to always utter!

    • @playedout148
      @playedout148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They need to run 3 cdm system. 😂

    • @loganmillington8044
      @loganmillington8044 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@playedout148it’s genuinely bizarre

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A joke is funny…

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stephennewton2777 Oh it's pretty funny if you're not English, believe me.

  • @OllieMartinGamer
    @OllieMartinGamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I don't usually agree with Mark's takes but he's pretty much spot on here. Only thing he should of added was this is why Ben White didn't want to play for his country. Southgate.

    • @deanlatimer2323
      @deanlatimer2323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steve (money for nothing )Holland

  • @theokara6320
    @theokara6320 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    Pratgate OUT!!! 🗣

  • @MajkatieDzengis
    @MajkatieDzengis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    southgate wears a jacket when its hot outside

  • @armaan_7
    @armaan_7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Those graphics on Sky Sports showing England's average positions in the 15 minutes they were leading says it all. Kane's average position was left back.

    • @steroe7965
      @steroe7965 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It starts in midfield. When the whole team sit back it has a knock on effect

    • @happyapple4269
      @happyapple4269 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its ridiculous him being that deep

    • @shu550
      @shu550 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@steroe7965what a load of BS. Pressing and defending starts from the attack.

    • @karmaascendant3936
      @karmaascendant3936 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@steroe7965the press immediately started breaking because Kane didn’t commit whilst Foden and Bellingham did so they passed out of it. So they could by pass them and get at Rice and Trent.

  • @ryse12321
    @ryse12321 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Need to play the 4-1-2-3.. give trent the ability like he had at liverpool to run up the wing and play into midfield.. rice needs to be like a fabinho or fernandinho type of cdm and help the back two when ever trent or trippier go forward so you have a 2 stable at back from counter attacks until wingbacks get back... and we need players who can make runs into the box and past the others teams defenders.. harry kane cant even run and is useless unless hes getting balls into the box from the wings but with southgates style of play that isnt happening
    Walker. Stones
    Trent Rice. Trippier
    Bellingham Foden

    Saka Watkins Palmer/Gordon

  • @EyeofHorrors2
    @EyeofHorrors2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Southgate missed his pen in 96 because he took too long looking both ways before he crossed his fingers and hit it!

  • @HumorVaults
    @HumorVaults 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Southgate wears a high vis to go in the loft

  • @bye-72
    @bye-72 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I gave up in 1990 😂
    We haven’t got the winning mentality.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We played far better football in 1996 and 1998 than we did in 1990.

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@bonglesnodkins329 Sure, but you didn't win, so he didn't miss anything by giving up in 1990.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TT-fq7pl I mean, sure, if you're stupid.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TT-fq7pl its so shockin that even that golden generation didn't win gosh.

  • @peterefford
    @peterefford 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    And what no one else is mentioning is the fact he is the highest paid manager at the euros!!

  • @Britinsweden
    @Britinsweden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    We ain’t going to change. If anyone thinks Southgate will all of a sudden change the tactics then you are deluded. He hasn’t changed since he got the job as England manager.
    Oh and if we beat Slovenia playing amazing DO NOT BE FOOLED! Still be the same tactics against better teams.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good.

    • @andyjm7122
      @andyjm7122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Been saying the same thing too. The media gaslighting is vile.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2020 lockdown saved him,

  • @johnmetcalfe7844
    @johnmetcalfe7844 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just cannot put myself through this dire, crap they dish us up, no,no,no. The F A is not fit for purpose.,Mark you are soooo right🔕

  • @TheLateral18
    @TheLateral18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    How does southgate still has a job..
    I want to be that bad at my job and be overpaid and keep it

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      His mates. That's how. English nepotism.

    • @mehmetvursavas5922
      @mehmetvursavas5922 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      8 years

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He says the right things, he's brand-friendly and politically beige and non-controversial. The performance side of things which is what matters takes a backseat to all of these things.

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you work for the council you probably are 😉😉

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @thebiglad25
    @thebiglad25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    No other countries fans or media around the world carry on like this. England would probably play better with no fans or media around them.

    • @user-wy6ph4mn4y
      @user-wy6ph4mn4y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree all this lot want to do is whinge instead of backing the team and probably most have never been to an England game

    • @kocahmet1
      @kocahmet1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dont know. turkish fans and media going apeshtt on the team since 2 days.

  • @jordizee
    @jordizee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    My money is Southgate playing the exactly same team because he's 💩.

    • @LINTON1985
      @LINTON1985 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I believe he will just replace trent with Gallagher

  • @luketruscott2000
    @luketruscott2000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I totally agree with you about the England set up needing changes in the starting line up

  • @ChayseWhitmore
    @ChayseWhitmore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Southgate takes a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

    • @raabialol
      @raabialol 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      lmaoo🤣
      i have one:- Southgate always takes a giant spoon to the superbowl

    • @Tibor860
      @Tibor860 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He shows the ruler to the English players to measure expectations 🤣🤣

  • @sampreece
    @sampreece 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pure corruption.

  • @GrantellisEsq
    @GrantellisEsq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Look at what happens when Trent is on the ball. No movement, all players facing him, no one making runs. Wonder why he's 'not doing well'.

    • @leemccccccc999
      @leemccccccc999 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trent maguire is massively over rated he shouldn’t even be in the squad

    • @distantant
      @distantant 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And he is getting played out of position. If you blame him, you are just an idiot really. An awful setup where he rarely can find any runs to pass into and he isn't played properly. like I said at the beginning of the tournament, why bring a tool you have no idea how to operate?

    • @Lia_YTfriends
      @Lia_YTfriends 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      like you. nothing. waste of space
      ​@@leemccccccc999

    • @waynehardiman5443
      @waynehardiman5443 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trent over rated lol bloke you’re a plonker and maguire never let us down and he’s had a rough year for United simple not England but welldone for bringing his name. Into he’s not even in the squad your a laugh 😂

  • @SuperFilthiest
    @SuperFilthiest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kyle walker said its not tactics..they just not thst good..well the starters

  • @hrodebrt
    @hrodebrt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Its been fun seeing Mark go from "its coming home regardless of manager" to "its still coming home" to now saying "it should still be coming home". I wonder what tomorrow will bring lol

    • @Certifiedwaterdrinker7492
      @Certifiedwaterdrinker7492 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      How is it coming home when the driver is drunk

    • @swan-oq8qk
      @swan-oq8qk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Certifiedwaterdrinker7492The best analogy!! 👍

    • @adam.677
      @adam.677 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's always the deluded Manchester United fans wearing an England top who think they will win EVERY competition 😂 mark is just a perfect example

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@Certifiedwaterdrinker7492
      Gazza played his best football when he was drunk.
      Wokegate should neck a bottle of whisky every morning it might help😂😂😂

    • @Rick-of6gx
      @Rick-of6gx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol that's Goldbridge. WHATAPRATPINKBOOTSIVEPLAYEDTHEGAMEBRIDGE!!!

  • @nonnayoubuzinnes1669
    @nonnayoubuzinnes1669 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They're certainly giving me a good laugh😆😆

  • @austenjamesburness
    @austenjamesburness 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Bang on m8 it’s glaringly obvious to you me and the whole country Southgate is clueless. I was working in an elderly fella’s home yesterday and we got talking about England and Southgate his comment was pure gold. He said “if Gareth Southgate was on itv’s chase he would take the lower offer”. 😂

  • @underwrld_lynx13
    @underwrld_lynx13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Romania 🇷🇴 have massively impressed me, and I feel they didn't deserve to lose against Belgium.

    • @akane_2247
      @akane_2247 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts

    • @EmpireOfLEMBERG
      @EmpireOfLEMBERG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally arsenal s player Trossard lost 3 chances alone...

    • @nyavoradjei8919
      @nyavoradjei8919 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it was one of them games that could have finished 0-0, 5-0 to either team, 4-2, literally it could have finished in any score line possible and it would have felt deserved for the winner. it was a great great game to watch.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are compact, that team is a small pool, the lads have been playing since 14 15 without any change, well coached, less pressure, each player knows each others moves, England are still going with walker and tripper when in reality Trent should have built himself up to comfort in that position, look at ghehi, mguire who, Trent should be doing a Liverpool like he does every 3 days for Liverpool 😊

    • @lebomakhubedu6376
      @lebomakhubedu6376 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they been my dark horse tbf

  • @TRUc972
    @TRUc972 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Wasn’t Southgate played as a CDM by Keegan due to his height. This led to Keegan being called tactically naive. So why isn’t he tactically naive playing Trent as a CDM

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Southgate has mates and Keegan didn't have that level of friends in the media.

    • @hyperprotagonist
      @hyperprotagonist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JohnKobaRuddysource: trust me bro

  • @mehmetvursavas5922
    @mehmetvursavas5922 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No trophies while Kane and Southgate are here

  • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
    @colloquialsoliloquy6391 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    England picking their best players again, not the RIGHT players

  • @DanFields-y7b
    @DanFields-y7b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank god Mark.... exactly what I been saying from start of tournament

  • @c74mm
    @c74mm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I’ve been listening to you bringing it home every 2yrs since I was old enough to understand. The clown is running the circus 🤡

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tune it out. It's words. There's so many snowflakes around who take issue with england hyping up their team. Why do you care so much? If England are a dud and unlikely to win anything, it doesn't matter all the same. It doesn't affect you in the slightest.

  • @Mide_05
    @Mide_05 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well said Mark! I agree 💯, Let's hope he listens, implements and makes the changes.Its really thats simple.

  • @diegolove173
    @diegolove173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    France mediocre ? They are in the group of death and been solid in defence and midfield if England was in that group they wouldve lost to Austria and Holland

    • @jeanclaude507
      @jeanclaude507 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      true as a French i can say we are solid but the amount of shots we have missed was embarassing , we will wake up tho

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hope they go out immediately so my towns bus shelters can be left in peace for the rest of the summer.

    • @bogdanvorobei831
      @bogdanvorobei831 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      0 scored goals after two games, what are you talking about?

    • @Douma-o2x
      @Douma-o2x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They haven't been thier best and should have lost to holland so he ain't wrong

    • @dndZesty
      @dndZesty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're not in the group of death 💀 just admit France have been mediocre and 💩 the closest thing to the group of death is Spain, Italy, Albania and Croatia the france glazing is crazy

  • @clivemarshall1358
    @clivemarshall1358 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely agree we think losing is a great achievement as long as we take part ! It's this "well at least we tried so they're all heroes " Whith the players we've got anything but winning is failure!!!

  • @filowey
    @filowey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Best life decision, not supporting England

    • @User-ei7eo
      @User-ei7eo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You chose not to support your country, congratulations..you’re a tit.

    • @richardhopkins-b9h
      @richardhopkins-b9h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Shouldn't be an option if you're English.

    • @lukemiller7381
      @lukemiller7381 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richardhopkins-b9htrust, isnt a choice

    • @mapinprasai80
      @mapinprasai80 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We are Netherlands

    • @swissadonis815
      @swissadonis815 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@richardhopkins-b9hI’m glad I’m not. Switzerland don’t play good football either but f*cking hell what does Southgate do? 😂

  • @zekyumelabs4567
    @zekyumelabs4567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is the perfect unbiased analyse of England performance in the Euros. Good job Mark

  • @bepsolo
    @bepsolo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    England are the biggest underachievers in the history of football

    • @Davidculshaw70
      @Davidculshaw70 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      U got that spot on.

  • @glacousxx
    @glacousxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im not british but the talent being wasted is so devastating.
    England fans are so passionate its sad to see that the golden generations haven't been able to win what they deserve.
    And i agree its probably either gonna be Portugal,Germany or France .

  • @kyle7092
    @kyle7092 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Imagine being English fans having all these great players but having Southgate as a coach. Lmao I’d frustrated af.

  • @bigfishbigpond
    @bigfishbigpond 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The overhyping all started in 1990 when we celebrated a semifinal loss with an open bus tour. Should have just kept quiet and just aimed to do better. Can't see us getting past the next round.
    Even starting to hope the jocks get through !

  • @chrismcgregor272
    @chrismcgregor272 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    England are like Utd.
    The FA haven't got a clue what they're doing.
    Southgate doesn't have a clue.
    The players get fed up with each other and the decent players just try to win games with individual moments, which dont work against well organised teams.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well I'm glad you didn't say spurs

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bellingham needs to go to David Beckham so he can make a call of Southgate says he wants to stay,

  • @PJ-hl6eu
    @PJ-hl6eu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely mark. The other thing is too push up the midfield, we play 25m too deep.

  • @Thomas-zs5wt
    @Thomas-zs5wt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    you know its bad when i have backed southgate and defended him for years but even im sick of him now

    • @mikem9309
      @mikem9309 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same.
      Blindingly obvious problems

  • @allguitarplayersrule
    @allguitarplayersrule 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I did 2 tours in Dessert Storm been hit by snipper, stepped on a mine blew my left leg off but i didn't know pain until i watched England playing in the 2024' Euros..

  • @TheAdArchive
    @TheAdArchive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Pattern of England at tournaments.
    Scrape through first game
    Frustrate fans in second
    Win the third emphatically like 3 or 4 nil.
    We all get our hopes up and think early tournament niggles are over.
    Win next game which reinforces the previous.
    Lots of Z-listers start posting on social that it is coming home.
    Get beat in next game because of some form of stupidity on coaching or playing side.
    Rinse and repeat for every tournament.
    The only people who don't realise this are the English.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      WE realise more than anyone else mate. The media and pundits may not, but the fans all know how it ends.

    • @TheAdArchive
      @TheAdArchive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@as680783 it's called sarcasm dude. But equally the dumbasses who start saying it’s coming home in the knockout stage also contradict what you’re saying.

  • @ajmolabedin5739
    @ajmolabedin5739 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That means that, as things stand, England would play Austria in the last 16. Things get a little bit tastier if England finish second in their group. That would mean they would almost certainly face tournament hosts Germany in Dortmund, assuming Julian Nagelsmann's side get a result against the Swiss

  • @davidhughes1843
    @davidhughes1843 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The FA are not worried about the public opinion or England winning. All my 66 years of life they have just been worried about politics

  • @dazzobear8451
    @dazzobear8451 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He took kalvin phillips to world cup and didint play him 😂

  • @8563robbie
    @8563robbie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The imbalance is founded on a left back who can't use his left foot. This is saying that England cannot find a left footed player of sufficient ability to operate at left back. Now that is embarrassing

    • @harrygonn934
      @harrygonn934 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trippier at left is definitely not working and I don’t know why Southgate is doing that but the fact there are so many more options shows how bad Southgate is. He could put colwill, who left footed and has played as a defensive full back for Chelsea so then we can maybe play stones going’s I not midfield next to rice or even play Trent for walker as an attacking right back, both of those sound better than trippier as a left wingback

  • @Mirakxd
    @Mirakxd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is just like Germany 2022

  • @davethepitt
    @davethepitt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Right team. Wrong manager.

    • @alzer6467
      @alzer6467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What does that even mean? They don't even have the right team or the right manager. He left the best pacey wingers behind that Kane needs to play with.

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You know what? England been saying this for 60 years, especially in the last 30. And they never occurs to you guys that your expectations aren’t based in reality, they are based in the belief that the Premier League is the best league on earth. The only reason anybody thought they were favourites, was because of the collection of players they had, it had nothing to do with how those collection of players ever actually play, especially against big teams. So you set yourself up for failure.

    • @philipmorrison5284
      @philipmorrison5284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alzer6467and he forgot to used a midfield 😅😂

  • @andrewford119
    @andrewford119 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You're fast becoming the voice of English football fans across the world. I agreed with every single word of that entire video.....

  • @DM00SE
    @DM00SE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I've been seeing the same crap since 1986. Nothing ever changes.

  • @MOHD_SAIFUL_ISLAM_AKASH
    @MOHD_SAIFUL_ISLAM_AKASH 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Three Lions ❌
    Three Kittens ✔️

  • @DarthValificent
    @DarthValificent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The FA have always been a complete incompetent joke. They appoint Graham Taylor. Fails at Euro 92. Keep him in post and we don't qualify for WC 94. Bring Venables in resulting in SF at Euro 96. Restores momentum. Squad love him. All looking great for WC 98. What does the FA do? They don't renew his contract and bring Hoddle in (along with Eileen Drewery). Momentum lost. WC 98 a failure - out 2nd round. Apparently they were worried about the bad publicity that Venables was having with Sugar over Spurs. As for Hoddle - he says disabled people is bad karma and resigns in absolute disgrace. Well done FA you are a class act. Still you 'got your man' with Steve Mclaren.....

    • @nosherz
      @nosherz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And who could forget Roy hodgsons pathetic negativity in the 2016 euros, treating Iceland like they were a combined Brazil/Argentina all stars side.

  • @cooncheese2209
    @cooncheese2209 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Southgate would take the minus money option on The Chase

  • @Jacob-fe4ms
    @Jacob-fe4ms 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fans don't help overrating the squad each tournament when realistically we've only got 5/6 players that come under the "world class" bracket, then also got a squad of largely mediocre players to below average players, as well as a poor manager.

  • @Jabarri74
    @Jabarri74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great point about Lampard and Gerrard, whilst being glaringly obvious to everyone (but the manager) they still both got picked

  • @Dan-mm1yl
    @Dan-mm1yl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The players aren't the problem you can swap and change them until the cows come home
    If england don't sort out movement on and off the ball and the tempo they want to play at - doesn't matter who you pick to play

  • @HonestWatchReviewsHWR
    @HonestWatchReviewsHWR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We've got the talent... He just needs to take off the shackles and let them show it. I'd rather we go out all gun's blazing than go out with a whimper, thinking what if.

  • @seanburn5729
    @seanburn5729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Genuine question, why did he bring Luke shaw injured when chillwell was available at the end of the season?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Any fit left back is better than one that can't play. I love trippier as a toon fan but you need an actual left back for tournaments

    • @Hi-I-Queue
      @Hi-I-Queue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why not Livramento?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's a right back too

  • @Jùštmə
    @Jùštmə 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bellingham walks on field , what energy are you talking about?!

  • @VictorR12
    @VictorR12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    he's got them enjoying yoga more than kicking a ball

  • @akerfeldt4068
    @akerfeldt4068 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be fair, Lineker and shearer have said it's tactical, and it's on Southgate.

  • @toohottyentertainment
    @toohottyentertainment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    “England are a joke” - 1 minute into the video… “it’s still coming home” 😂

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A deluded nation filled with delusional people. They'll only self reflect about 4 days after they've failed to come home with anything worthwhile.

    • @PolishKuba459
      @PolishKuba459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's coming home indeed
      Not the trophy, but Southgate and his friends after the Round of 16 ;)

    • @franze4
      @franze4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PolishKuba459*in the round of 16

    • @PolishKuba459
      @PolishKuba459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@franze4 well they can't fly home during the round of 16, can they? It must be after it's over

    • @franze4
      @franze4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PolishKuba459 ö

  • @juancarlosmolina6190
    @juancarlosmolina6190 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Inglaterra necesita a Marcelo Bielsa de coach

  • @lewisbullock7526
    @lewisbullock7526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    sad thing is when he goes theyll give it another boring england manager

  • @tanzieification
    @tanzieification 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Germany with the quality they have and the home support for me are favourites

  • @Muzzaa
    @Muzzaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We could still turn it around yet

    • @firstnamelastname-bu1xm
      @firstnamelastname-bu1xm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      actually a win and a draw is hardly bad going lol.. england just need a draw against arguably the weakest side in their group & they go through.

    • @BillTheButcher95
      @BillTheButcher95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@firstnamelastname-bu1xm yeah then you have to play a real team, can't coast by win the easiest groups and draws forever

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unlikely because we wouldn't have the guts to get rid of Southgate mid-tournament.

    • @firstnamelastname-bu1xm
      @firstnamelastname-bu1xm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BillTheButcher95 I suspect england win the last match, but a draw might be enough to top the group anyway

    • @Casian291
      @Casian291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine having one of the strongest squads and scrapping for draws and being satisfied with them

  • @themagpie_1
    @themagpie_1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    imagine this squad with Klopp as the manager. it`d be genuinely exciting in and out of possession..

  • @LeaoK2
    @LeaoK2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The England TH-cam channel is more consistent than Mark with day by day uploads but the football is horrendous

  • @Billz_Blaze
    @Billz_Blaze 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is exactly how I'm feeling not one bit of passion in me this year

  • @vakp799
    @vakp799 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We have been lucky that we only played Serbia and Denmark. If we would have played Spain,France or Germany we would have been trashed.

  • @lucyli1742
    @lucyli1742 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Missing teamworks

  • @christopherhodgkinson5948
    @christopherhodgkinson5948 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Just look at how England women play. If they lose its not for lack of trying to score goals.

    • @paulhynes170
      @paulhynes170 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      But that’s non league level football

    • @sjsharp2007
      @sjsharp2007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactl you rgirls hav enasiled i tthey'v ewon a championshhip whe nthe ywon their last Euro's and go tto th efinal of a World Cup yes they lost but they gave it everythin gthe yhad the boys ned to take note as the girls deserve a lot of credit for wha tthey've done on their side of the fence.

    • @JackJCW
      @JackJCW 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@paulhynes170not even that

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@paulhynes170doesn't matter. The attitude is what matters. It's all or nothing. Southgate would rather draw every match provided that offers more safety than pushing the boat out and potentially losing.
      Wiegman doesn't make excuses when the team don't perform and she fixes what goes wrong. Southgate's response to every failure is "Well obviously we didn't play well enough and we'll need to take that into the next game", but this NEVER happens.

    • @pauthang2439
      @pauthang2439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@paulhynes170that’s even worse. Even “ a non league level” they have good tactic. They attack and not sit back!

  • @VaamChao
    @VaamChao 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As I've said before and agree with you, Foden, Jude, and Rice in the midfield. Almost half the team is playing out of position while having 3 RBs on at once. Imagine having one of the most lethal offensive talents in Europe and southgate rather play a defensive style.