I HATE VOLTRON/VOLTRON SUCKS.mp4
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Welcome to The Tea With Keith Kogane where a cohesive following of the Voltron timeline doesn't matter and I yell in my apartment at 3AM in cosplay.
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“i wanna say womanizing, but i’ve seen him hit on not just women”
*keith it doesn’t count if you saw him hitting on you*
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LMAAAAOOO
I read the title and I said “SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN”
and then I watched 30 seconds in and I’m like
“Oh”
Keith: hunk is ....
Me:hunk
Keith: hunk
Me: called it
I said the same thing
angrey boy with a bad haircut rants about his job and coworkers for 6 minutes
kayizcray Kinda like my Mom but; a female, a good haircut, and talking to my dad.
So exactly my mom.
Do you know Keith’s birthday is slap your coworker day
@@noobfoodwhyfriendoyouimamn803 that's perfect
@@noobfoodwhyfriendoyouimamn803 lol seriously?that is my birthday as well
PFFFTTR
“I traded kalteneker for it” KALTENEKER NOOO SJSHHFH
That’s wat lance said ween he flung out
Lance stole her back
Keith:
"I don't know if I should be going to sleep, how much sleep I should be getting, what sleep even is anymore."
Me:
This is relatable on SO many levels.
I know right
Man Lion
Voltron is furry confirmed.
This got me wheezing
80's keef? What are you doing HERE!
Viktor Nikiforov??? What are you doing here this is the wrong universe
@@jaynope9087 :0 SHIET! I have been spotted!
"I hate the Space Mall."
*What a mood*
THIS IS SO GOOD...sorry got carried away but its really good keep up the good cosplays....WAIT YOU TRADED KALTENECKER!!!!!
“Voltron sucks”
An intellectual
This seems like a pretty legit Keith. Angry, moody, doesn't like anyone. Good personality reflection!
The som ins make it good
I HAVE WAITED 84 YEARS FOR THE QUEEN TO COSPLAY MY SON KEITH IM LIVING IN A GUCCI WORLD
I love Keith so much. His bitching with his hands makes my day!😁
"-but i haven't seen him just hit on woman"
me: KLANCE?!
I’m two minutes in and I already love this and your Keith cosplay. Thank you. 💖
"I don't know how Altean stuff works." Me every time I do my voltron cosplay
Some of these comments say 17 hours ago others say 1 minuet ago... *NANI?!*
Pidge is like a very nice ficus. You heard it here first
Those two dislikes are Lance and Kaltenecker. (I dont think I spelled that right 🤣)
The third one is the mice
The fourth is the so called "man lion"
5th and 6th are Allura and Kaltenecker's second account (she very angry cow)
the other 3 are from Lance's second account, Pidge and Hunk. You may also call them by Lover Boy, The Smol Brainy Thing, and The... uhh... Hunk... yeah
I get you, Pidge. I am also a plant that sits in the corner, pretending to be on my own plane of reality.
Love your Keith!💓
This is me explaining y I hate school and the people in it 😂
The jump cuts are giving me whiplash
This tea is strong I am SHOOKEITH
Keith utters the word “Space” 24 times. I tallied it up.
You need an award for that
🏅
I think this is so funny, but I think the way you cut and edited it is what makes it most for me lmao
"its nice having something to talk to, that isn't human"
me: omfg u just explained me in one sentence.
Lol. I thought you were saying you hated it until I saw the thumbnail
UWU YOUR KEITH IS SOOO CUTE 💓
“goddamn acid reflux putting me in a bad mood” is my favorite bit of improv from you like ever fndjsksks
Yaaaas 15 hour stint in the library and thid my reward!!!
I need more. Keith confessional realness is my new favorite thing.
This is season 2 Keith and i missed him
This has to be one of the greatest things in have seen in my life
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't!! I live for this!! I love this cosplay and this character!!
Starbucks? in the space mall? I mean you COULD call it space Starbucks........
....but like.....
*Star*bucks
I FRICKIN QUAKED WHEN I SAW THE TITLE AND RUSHED HERE WTF ERMAGAWD.
the editing style makes this just absolutely fucking hilarious omg
I stopped my emotional binge watching of strangers secret reading for this video and was not disappointed
*weird Legos that connect together and make a weird SpAcE lion*
The zoom in his hands made me laugh a lot👌🏻
I love how I can see this on unlisted skshsh
"so he's about the only person here I _somewhat_ enjoy"
*_incredibly violent flashback to the black paladins_*
I bloody LOVE THE CHAOS OF THIS OH MY GOSH I'M DEAD
also loved the Brandon Rogers reference xD JUST. SO. GOOD.
The cuts made me laugh so hard I love this!
I never thought about voltron as a weird lego and now it all makes sense
I haven’t watched this show but I love this vid!!!😂😃👍🏼
This is why Keith is a god.
*SPACE COMMUNIST*
Nah keith is useless is like sasuke
Duncan of firebreather is god.
Please make more of these! This was great!
I either Steven Yuen to dub this over or for someone to animate this piece of absolute gold
I haven't seen Voltron for a while. I feel like I should watch it again
the editing is so chaotic, i love it
"I don't know how Altean stuff works..."
-Keith 2019
I'm sure you know from my instagram stories how much I love Keith, and this video made me snort. Your editing is horrifically entertaining.
1:03
like actual space
not the metaphysical-
*sigh*
1:35
take a shot every time Keith says space
Me from the Past: FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHY DOESN'T EARTH KNOW THE WAR IN THE UNIVERSE AND OTHER THINGS
I feel i want pidge cosplay but i love this one
“The whole universe being under s p a c e c o m m u n i s m...” I DIED
This is SO random but your under eyes looks so perfect, smooth and non bagged
APENDI WHAT KEITH IS MAKING ME SEE VOLTRON WITH A NEW LIGHT I LOVE HIM
That title got my attention lmao
I love this so much! you are my cannon Keith and this just seems so like him! Thank you for making my day a whole lot better!
I loved this. The ranting was very amusing to watch, and your cosplay is so awesome, Mishkali. You're awesome!
Spill that tea Keith
Oh my God I’ve been waiting so long for a good Keith cosplay thank you mishkali your awesome!
Keith was some tea *sips tea * 😂🤣
omfg pleeease make more of these
4:37 Same tho 😂✌🏼
"I don't know how altean stuff works...."
This reminds me of the "Things I hate.." vlogs from Jade who was in victorious lmaoo
The "Idk how Altean stuff works" is always gonna be a mood cause like how does Altean stuff work
I love the emo tea corner!
I feel like Keith would have his own version of the "Burn Book" from Mean Girls.
The misery of Keith. If only Earth was this aware of intelligent life and dangers outside of their universe. Such a shame.
Keith! my precious emo!
The Edits are there, makes it even better. 👌
“I don’t know how Altean stuff works.” Keith Kogane Every 2 dobashes.
I really need a t-shirt that quotes "I dont know how Altean stuff works" so I can wear it to the con as keith 👏😂
Keith is a mood 😂
“Here we are… I don’t know where I was going with that sentence.. or statement”
Me: Relatable 🤐😅🥱
Also I relate to Pidge… just in the corner in my own little world 🥱✨🤣
I love the titles to Keith's Video's
*"i dont know how altean stuff work"*
The tea has been spilled!!!
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
"Pidge who is like a really nice ficus" IM FUCKING CRYING
The tea is about to be spill ☕️
This is beautiful
This is fabulous
Y'all should do one of these with Lance confessing his secret feelings for Keith..
Or mayyybbeee Pidge.
Loved it space/space ratings
Imagine being the space father during Keith’s confessional
Coran’s description had me CRYING
video idea- house tour? gremlin tour? cosplay tour? idk tour me
Keith needs to spill some more tea
Nobody :
The universe :
Keith :i hAtE tHe sPaCe mALL
*"goddamn acid reflux putting me in a bad mood"*
...is this a new video it say 14 days ago?
If the space mall has a space Hot Topic, Im in.
I NEED A LANCE VERSION
This will cure my depression, thank you.