An (un)helpful guide to Obey me! (CRACK #1)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มี.ค. 2020
- Hi there. I've been real quiet for like a week or so but it was because I was creating this cinematic masterpiece-
Took me like 2 days to replay the whole game and screenshot everything I needed + 3 days of editing... you can thank the quarantine. This is my first crack video ever but number 2 is soon to come!
You can also find me on:
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I own nothing but the editing (and the memes ofc), characters and art belong to Solmare and the music belongs to its respective creators. Please, don't repost-
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* By the way the theme music in the background is Christmas OST from the Obey me! Christmas event, I love it.
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missing my babygirl navy admiral Levi hours (I'm delusional)(I haven't played this game in 3 years)
also just wanted to say I completely forgot the christmas lobby music was such a banger 😤
just rewatched the video and i forgor about the sugar, spice and... (haha, no spoilers for you, dear viewer) it caught me off guard so hard that i wheezed and couldn't breathe for a stright 5 mins HELP
Go play 😂
Please come back and play we miss you ive been waiting for part 3 for 3 years now🩷🩷🩷 (JK JK JS SAYIN I LOVE RHIS SM)
idk why but this video holds so many memories for me lmao. I come back here often just to feel nostalgic. Life was good when I used to play obey me fr
Levi: calls himself yucky Otaku
also Levi: *almost kills mc for being more Otaku than him*
Lol TwT
It be true doe
Really lives up to the name “Avatar of Envy”
@@parkchimmin7913 that's so true
I can relate 100% with him though
"ONCE HE THREW A PISSY FIT SO HARD HE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH" LMAO I'M SCREAMING
Lucifer: **almost kills MC on a daily basis.**
MC: that's hot.
I-
I-
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
How dare you call me out like that? 😫
How dare you-
Literally anyone: Hey MC can I hang with yo-
Mammon: Imma stop you right there
69 likes and no replieS-? **casually likes and replies with dis-**
*;w;*
Ikr I just wanted to talk with you 😔
@Kamryn Colburn I like watching videos...especially if they are related to me in some sort of way... :)
Belphegor:
fine by me since mammon is my fav :)
_Ah yes, Luke: The Avatar of _*_Unwavering Racism_*
oof
so true tho
The guy literally wants demon genocide while he’s staying in the demon realm wtf-
@@parkchimmin7913 ikr... though I guess he kinda has the mind of a kid so...
Faith He’s channeling his inner chihuahua
Lucifer avatar of "Now".
👏👏👏 Accurate.
*LUCY NO--*
ceo of now
AHAHAHAH
@@scarlettskipper9352 Luci in this comment section.
Satan: *"MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!"*
I only realized that Lucifer literally is his father after reading your comment 😭
Satan is Draco Mafloy's son be real tho lol UvU
@@whatismylifeanymore TRUE
Lucius-fer Malfoy
@Lucifer He has arrived.
Mc: I want kids
Lucifer: honey we have satan and mammon already
@Lucifer did I stutter
@Lucifer how the heck are you so smooth. As smooth as honey literally.
Grr I'm not a kid!
@@seungmongi if not kid then why huggable huh???? explain that idiot
@@seungmongi bro wtf are you doing here
“CEO of being bullied” could not be more accurate for our poor Mammon lmao
Poor him, but he is -kind of- my fave out of all the brothers
Our poor stupidmammon 😭❤
well he is a scumbag after all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*at Mammon's funeral*
Levi: Rest in peace dear Mammon we loved you, not all of us clearly because you were a scumbag and a money grabber, but we did, really.
He’s a skater boy
“asmo: kinda self obsessed”
*kinda?*
Lmao right it literally says in his profile "Like : Himself"
My reaction is like ???? 😂
fr mans would fuck himself WHICH HE HAS ADMITTED TO 😭😭
Yeah I was like "no shit 😂"
LMAO
Belphie: "I hate humans! MC, you're no different!"
also Belphie: "Hey MC! So I was thinking imma sleep right here in your room tonight"
"Sugar, spice, and-" "DEMON GENOCIDE" I LOST IT I OFFICIALLY LOST IT
Same, and no one else noticed somehow
Beel: doesn`t have personality
Also Beel: PTSD ridden cinnamon roll who eats the trauma away
Oof, that's deep.
Trauma?! Explain please!!
Jordan Beavers just keep playing and you’ll eventually find out lololol
@@jordanbeavers157 that’s an spoiler but it’s in lesson 5
what's a PTSD?
I am both extremely proud and thoroughly ashamed to be in this fandom
same
you and me both
S A M E
Same
Proud of the memes . Ashamed of all the horny bastards .
Mammon: "I, MAMMON is m/c's first demon; Therefore, I will be the first to do everything."
Satan: "First to die."
Mammon: "."
I’m no longer in the fandom but I keep watching this religiously 🧘🏼♀️
Yes. Sad to hear, but as long as your happy. 🙏
aww :( I mean whatever makes you happy though, I hope you enjoyed it lol
me too i just recently found this and lowkey highkey makin me want to play again 👀👀
p.s the editing is sending me currently orbiting saturn
@@seiZ88 ah I totally understand the feeling, nostalgia has been hitting me lately too 😭
@@sassmodeus oh damn :/
Lucifer: Okay, one of our top priorities is that MC stays alive during this year, so everyone jump in to look out for her!
Also Lucifer: *Is the biggest threat to MC's life, like, constantly*
he literally threat mc if mc when to the stairs
But he's the one that ended up fuck- i mean doing those things with mc
Ya know u love it (◡ ω ◡)
Lol goddammit Lucifer this is the 4th time this week
also he just said he going to smash MC infront of mammon ;-;
Leviathan is technically bullying himself without noticing
Y O U R E I N S E C U R E
@@geminiadastra8662 😂
mhm
@@geminiadastra8662 lmao I remember that one edit of the song where its just
Y O U ' R E I N S E C U R E
Mammon: **Avatar of Jealousy**
*I mean he gets more jealous than the sin of envy himself-*
"once he threw a pissy fit so hard he actually gave birth"
"more on that later"
welcome to obey me, everyone
Lucifer yelling at his kids for 20 lessons straight
edit: BROTHERS I MEAN BROTHERS
You were correct and you still are
@Lucifer please don't kill op.
@Lucifer hello., this is Marshall. Mammon brought me to this comment. I have no idea why.
@Lucifer thanks..
I mean you're not wrong
i think i died laughing watching this lmao "lucifer threw a hissy fit so hard he actually gave birth" skskdkkdksdk
I CHOKED---
I laughed so hard my family told me to shut up 🤣 I was freakin dead
same tho
Laughed for 6 minutes straight and sounded like I was snorting coke lmao
Im just freaked out now bc... wouldn't that mean he's technically luci's son?
Which in turn would mean that the other brothers are actually his uncles
*help me im scared*
In the japanese version of the game, Belphie is listed as the "Yandere Seventh Born" so him being obsessive makes a lot more sense now
"Oldest brother, acts like a single mom"
I can relate so much as I'm the Oldest Sister
@Lucifer Not again ;-;
I don't want to be punished no more!
@Lucifer Good :)
It's hard being a single mother when you're a teenage cactus with no children (tho I don't need children. Siblings are enough)
"Beel doesn't have a personality" Well I wouldn't be surprised if he had eaten that too XD
You burned his chicken nuggets 😂👌🏼
Are you sure you're not a magical cat tho
I-
this comment is still underrated
HAHAHAHAHA
Let’s be honest if Simeon was an option we’d all go for him
Katie McC exatcly why the game didn't allowed this option 😂😂😢
God I love Mammon but Simeon is so hot like why-
I mean, have you seen those shoulders tho? Lol
eXACTLY HDJAJSJSHSHSD
Amén 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sugar"
"Spice"
"And...DEMON GENOCIDE"
I choked so hard on this one oml.
when beel nearly killed someone over custard that just reminds me of what it's like to have siblings, when you have siblings, everyone has anger issues and there's no such thing as not annoying your siblings
“the avatar of consent”
*come dance with me, n o w .*
Oh God
Just by looking in his general direction you have consented to whatever he has in mind
BUT ARE YOU SAYING NO THO
Graham Newday I MEAN.... 👁👄👁
Graham Newday
👀 u h m
This is both the most accurate and the most offensive thing ever. I’m going to tell LUCIFER about this.
but if you do he might banne her from doing videos for 1 month 😭😂😂😂
Stanley is dat u
XD
I love your username
Ok satan
When you first meet Solomon, and you ask if he's really human he says "Haha, good question. Honestly, there are times when even I'm not so sure."
and i felt that
Beels personality *is* hungry. And we all love him for it.
He is our fat gum
Also, for a food-loving guy, *he be lookin like* _a snacc himself_
Edit: This is overused why u like
@@Invisiblecockroach BNHA FAN!!!!
The more he eats the more muscular he gets.
Beel is baby
Simeon is the reason school dress codes exist lol
Yes, cause those shoulders... *Shoulders*
If he is a angel why the hell he dressed unholy-
He would so be Dress coded in like a millisecond thO
Oof-
Why is there no route for him?!?!
I like how Lucifer says to us many times to “stay safe and be careful” then legit tries to kill us 😂
13:55 I DIED WHEN THE POKÉMON THEME SONG STARTED
Someone:The perfect guide didn't exist
Sassmodeus: I'm about to end this man's whole career-
669 likes ;) *wink wink*
I like assmodeus
@@missy2375 ass..modeus ?
@@3_14i59 Omg lol 🤣
"MC and the Prisoner of Azkabattic" I can't I love this so much 😂😂😂
I was dying of laughter and my mom looked at me and was like "you know if you breath you won't die"
First impression of Luke- I thought he was so small compared to everyone else, and then I looked up his height
Bruh why is this toddler taller than me
Lmao same. I was like: I am gonna ignore this
Unironically, I like him (as a character)
"Acts like a single mom"
**Diavolo has entered the chat**
LMAO SO TRUE! 🤣
Well single no more xD
" Diavolo has Disabled the chat "
@@roocookie 😂😅
Omg, step-dad Diavolo
Lucifer,Mammon,Satan,Asmo,Beel, Belph:DON'T TRUST SOLOMON!
Meanwhile Levi...
*I LIKE SOLOMON! WE TOTALLY BONDED OVER TSL!*
Levi Is precious , what can i say
That's why he's the precious baby, must protect.
lmaoo
I think you missed out on a big opportunity to play “ The real slim shady” in the background of Solomon’s first dotpoint expaination.
"HE THREW A PISSY FIT THAT HE ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH" IS STILL SENDING ME 😂😂😂😂😂
You know sometimes I forget these bunch of dorks are literally the most powerful demons in all of Devildom.
Vulx I forget there are more demons than just the 8. LmAo
_I know!_
Oh ya .-.
And threaten our lives on multiple occasions
“Once he threw a pissy fit so hard he gave birth.”
I CAN’T-
LMAOO
To satan?
RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAH OMG -
Me: * is new to the game *
Me after watching this video: how intense does this game get?!
Actually it's really fun. Though you will have to grind up your cards. It's worth it for the story. I'm at the freaky friday lesson after the dating Sim game lesson. I got pacts with the my favorite bois now. Btw my favorites are in this exact order mammon, asmo, levi, and beele. Though if you want spoilers on pact order tell me.
@SUZE MING LI Moe first off you go to nightmare and get some cards those cards have many different strenghts.tap hearts when they appear that'll bring more points. Also when a demon attacks counter attack. You'll know when a demon attacks by that little bar. To counter attack just tap one of your bois filled up bars. Level up like crazy with grim. If you want one of your cards to use their special skill more level up that specific characters cards from sr to normal. The more leveled up and also try and complete as much as the devil tree as you can. Here's a spoiler to motivate you. You can kiss all of the demon bros on the golden newt sauce lesson. Also if you're into mysteries then an upcoming lesson in the teens lesson will have a mystery on a train.
@SUZE MING LI Moe you're welcome.
The only thing I need to know is how to continue with the story because surprise guests be asking for stuff
And uhh I need to find a way to make them happy without gifts cuz if I ignore they sometimes get angry
11:28 when I heard “Meant to be yours” istg I jumped i haven’t heard this song in forever-
I literally watched Heathers the musical after I found out where the song came from! I thank Belphie for this 🤣
"Stanley" is so much like Malfoy how did I not realize-
*_"Once he actually threw a hissy fit so hard he actually gave birth"_* THAT SENT ME OMFG
This is actually the funniest sh*t omg.
Brooooo help me I’m dying of laughter 💀💀💀
👀👄👀
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✨👄✨
💀👄💀
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Beel doesn’t have a personality
Until we know his whole back story because he’s such a good brother and he’s so caring
Also he walked out on Lucifer! He walked out on Lucifer!
so the pretty boys from the instagram ads have backstories....interesting
Any of brothers: *trying to have some alone time with Mc*
Mammon: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?* (with shakira's song as a background)
What’s her song called?
@@crecentbluuu5322 Dare (La la la).
*w H E E Z E* I IMAGINE MAMMON SWAYING HIS HIPS AND STUFF---
Any demon: **Talks with MC**
Mammon, 500 miles away:
**SHAKIRA SONG INTENSIFIES**
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT-
Belphie: We can be compatible.
Also Belphie: I hate humans
I’m CRYING- WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
Can we all agree that Solomon is basically hot animu boy Ash Ketchum?
We need a spin off Obey Me anime that parodies Pokemon and stars Solomon as the main character. I need that in my life rn!
Yes, “Aishite Aishite” casually plays in the background whenever Belphegor enters a room. Y’know, he likes being extra 🤧
YESSSSSSSS Our emo boi probably just listens to it on loop every night. Like a depressed teenage girl
This should be a book sold in book stores.
You mixed my favorite boy with my favorite song and best cover U-U now I fell in love with you💕💞 I've never laughed so much
Aurora San Martín awww this is my favourite cover of the song too 🥺
Does anyone else think that Mammon’s hair is fluffy and wants to feel it?
4:27 honestly levi's titles make a lot of sense if you're an anime fan. the creators are basically making fun of the trend and it's freaking hilarious every single time
And the fact he prefers gaming even if the game's concepts it's literally the world he lives in xd
Right?? And as a manga fan too the extra long titles describing the entire plot is 👌 spot on. pffft
Right xD
Lol spot on :)
Light novels in a nutshell lmao
We gather here today to celebrate the life of Beelzebub's Custard.
Custard was taken from our hands, especially Beel's hands, too soon. We hope that Custard is comfortable in the Celestial Realm, that its suffering has come to an end. We pray that it continues to live on, in the afterlife, free from burden and pain.
Let us have a moment of mourning for Custard.
.
.
.
Would anyone like to come up, to say a few words?
Yeah bye custard i don't like you at all you taste like shit
"Avatar of having Mammon"
"Give him his money back"
Almost seems superfluous to have both in there lmao.
I love all of my seven boyfriend’s let me rephrase that *Our* seven boyfriend’s.
Mother Russia
I have 4-
*six, i really don't like asmo😭😹
@@Dina-kc77 unpopular opinion: I don't like mammon
@@phoenixcote7481 WHAT, how😭😹i really like him
Now every time I see Mammon the "la la lalala" comes to my mind :')
༄ alice ˎ ́- what’s the song name I can’t remember
@@KatKat6627 the name of the song is La La La th-cam.com/video/7-7knsP2n5w/w-d-xo.html
OMG I CAN'T I'M CRYING
So as i * sighs *
No one:
Me (not playing this game before, and realizing that there's still half a video left): HOW MANY BOYS ARE THERE?!
Mammon is the new Leviathan. Like seriously, when does Levi actually seem envious except that one time at the game show where it felt heavily forced? Mammon's whole character is "I like money, but if you dare go near MC, I'm going to rage."
Let's be honest---
We all wish that Simeon was an option
(edit) HALLELUJAH OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
*YES, JUST YES*
THOSE SHOULDERS(❁´◡`❁)
Yes.
Our prayers have been answered
@@evc8145 You'll catch me with simeon and barbie 👀
“CEO of being bullied” Excuse me I-
HAHSHDHAJSHHAHAH STUPIDMAMMON
mammon, the avatar of being 🌠h o t🌠
Avatar of being ✨h o t✨
LMAOO-
Mammon: Excuse me I -
Me: know its true. Look at us finishing each other's sentences
Watching this late at night was the worst decision ive ever done in my life
Ikr I nearly woke up my mum and got my phone taken off me
Satan and Asmo are a power duo and no one can convince me otherwise. Seriously, do they gossip together or what? Add Belphie to the mix and you get mean girls part 2. Satan and Asmo dynamic my beloved
Add Solomon and everyone in 10 km radius will cry 🤭
a sadist, the correct word is a sadist
I thought he was a Tsundere. He keeps getting jealous and when the MC or the brothers tease him he won't admit it.
Me getting the idea of two different brothers: *visible confusion*
I whipped mammon when i first started the game cos i was curious. AND HE LIKED IT. I was like....😏😏😏, you naughty boi.
Marii GryphonWolf When they mentioned “sadist”, I thought they were talking about Lucifer. But then they mentioned “tsundere” and I automatically knew that it was Mammon.
@@parkchimmin7913 I think it was about Lucifer. He can also get defensive about his feelings for the MC in front of his brothers but I think it stems from the fact that he doesn't want them to see him as "weak".
1:07 petition for the game to show us lulu’s angel form
He will probably look more similar to Satan- blonde and full of light. Since Satan was created while Luci was still in heaven, just before he fell. You can also still see his wings in some picture, just imagine them as luminiscent or super white.
I want to sign this.
omg I wish that would happen 😭
Damn I'd love that... all of the brothers actually... and then you just have evil demon Satan.😂
Guys breaking news?!!!
The Anime of Obey Me is coming this summer 2021
Our prayers have been answered, I ve waited for so long
😭😭🥰🥰
when you want to be Diavolo's wife so you can be the queen of Devildom but you can't romance him ;-;
If we can romance him, he won't accept us as his lover anyways. His heart is set for Lucifer.
I love how you always just straight up roast lucy lmao especially since IT'S ALL TRUE
Especially when he is telling us to be safe and he is the reason we are in danger for most of the time. Even in the pillow fight he's the most dangerous one.
Additions:
Levi: speaks in posts
Asmo: "what is personal space?"
Luke: "i report to an archangel!"
Yes! We can't forget those! XD
4:23 i just realized these titles sound like fall out boy songs omfg
Asdfghjkl
In addition of the quality content can we just appreciate Sassmodeus' music tastes ? Like girl (sorry if I'm mistaken abt gender) thank you so much, I'll be playing the game because of your video 🌟
Also good luck for your exams !
Aesthete why thank you 🥰 it honestly means the world to me when someone says they’ll play the game because of the video 💕
AKA How to introduce someone to the crazy community of O.M.
"Oh, he also choked MC to death"
*_EXCUSE ME WHAT-_*
Ahh Im guessing you haven't got to that point yet...
Ow
yes
yall peeps make sure the likes is on 69 forvever-
@@misslucywucy where have I seen u before
I feel like mammon would be the one person in the comments that's like "first!"
I'm realising that Lucifer wanted to killed us many times but at the end the one who killed me in some point of the main story was Belphie loool
Yeah...
Asmo doesn't have character development because he is already without flaw
нe'ѕ already perғecт.
yoυ can'т perғecт ѕoмeтнιng тнaт'ѕ already perғecт
(~‾∇‾)~
spoken like a true asmo stan
I see nothing but the truth
Facts
BITSH YOU HAD ME CRYING AT "MC, STAY SAFE" AND IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY A MONTAGE OF HOW HE WAS THE ONLY THREAT THE ENTIRE TIME HAHAHAHAH
ily hahahha
Imagine being a Belphie stan, getting killed by Belphie himself.. 😆😥
@@moonsplashdc9950 yep my life xd
Lucifer: Mc, stay safe.
**Literally 5 lessons later**
Lucifer: You think you can protect them both?! I'll kill you!
Congrats to Asmo for being the only brother who didn't attack, murder, threaten, or otherwise endanger the MC.
@@geminiadastra8662 even mammon, he'd never hurt mc
My reaction through this entire video: "......… Well, you're not wrong." X'D
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS HILARIOUS
I wanna be the very best
Like no human ever was
To pact them is my real test
To diss them is my cause
I will travel across the devildom
Searching far and wide
Each demon pact to understand
The power that's inside
(Pactemon, gotta pact 'em all)
Its asmo and me
I know it's my destiny
(pactemon)
Oh, asmo's my best friend
In a realm I must do almost nothing because I'm a side characterrrr
(Pactemon, gotta Pact 'em all)
A Pact so true
Our combined power will pull us through
You obey me and I'll command you
Pactemon
(gotta pact 'em all)
Gotta pact em all
(Pactemon)
I COMMAND YOU to make a hole song 'bout this :'D Beautiful theme
this song plays when Solomon enters the room
@@onionbubbles Waltzing in like a f*king Queen.
*why is the boss music playing*
this is beautiful dedication
"Gotta pact them all" THAT KILLED ME
4:41 - 4:45
I walk a lonely road, the guy I love put me in the *friendzone*
I saw this video when i was new to this fandom and now when i watch it, it awakens memories from this game haha
Satan: "I've never see you as a brother after all"
Me: So you admit Luci is your parent?
lmao
I COMPLETELY LOST IT WHEN THE FRICKIN POKEMON THEME SONG STARTED PLAYING
We gotta Pact them all!
Ochako Uraraka SAMEE
Saaaaaame
The avatar of greed:❌
The avatar of jealousy:✅
3:40 LOUISSS THE KING OF SASSINESS
Mamon’s “grrrr” is even better in his new bunny card lol
please i heard it and im pretty sure i have a growling kink now💀
"He doesn't really have a personality" Truer words have never been spoken until this day... Amen sis 😔🙏
The goodest hungry boye-
I want to like this but it has 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin that ;-;
Hey Jones is my man from Marcia
Rlj is the man the rest of u guys are punks
I have to be honest I will never love anyone but Ronnie Marcia
*me watching this and seeing beel's abs then this ad pulls up*
"GET CHEESEBURGER"im not even lying it really said beel is a snack
I loveee ur pfp. 😻
I already went through the Death-by-Levi moment and I was like "welp it seems my days in Devildom will probably end faster than expected"
Was anybody going to tell me that there is an SSR card for Satan where he is DRUNK, BLUSHING AND SMILING WHILE HOLDING A WHISKEY(?) BOTTLE OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO LEARN IT FROM **HERE**???
Sıla Demirci it’s a card from the new event (YMDA) with unlocked devilflower
It's the "Something To Tell You" card from the school-themed event rn, it's next to impossible to get, right after Lucy's card (T^T)
Agi unless you have my mad luck, I got Mammon UR on free pull and drunk Satan on next-
Agi wait ohmygod i have that card i never knew it was that unlocked
@@madi2944 You can see it from the Nightmare menu, on the lower left side there's normally the "odds" button, and that lists the possible cards your can pull and what they're look like
"Once threw a pissy fit so hard he actually gave birth" OH MY GOD I'M DEAD
Simone: shows shoulders
School: *DRESS CODE*
Wait oh my god i just started playing obey me a few days ago is lucifer's "avatar of consent" screenshots real? Wait oh my god what the hell mom pick me up I'm scared
(Wait what did lucifer mammon and diavolo do what the hell someone tell me like im dying to know like im traumatised)