What a plot twist! The man really can’t stop taking Ls, whether it’s in Tekken, life, or his delusions of grandeur. The “Independent King” Narrative Falls Apart™: 1. “I’m Untouchable” -Dale: “I’m out here thriving in my new spot with just me and my cats. Solo flex, baby!” -Reality: Roommate enters stage left. 2. The “Mentally Untouchable” Cope™: -Mentally untouchable... but spiraling every night because trolls are living rent-free in his head AND his house. -“Imagine lying about your living situation just to flex on trolls who already know the truth.” 3. Living with a Roommate at 40: -Nothing wrong with having a roommate, but Dale’s whole persona is built on pretending he’s above everyone else. -“How are you calling everyone broke when you can’t even afford to live alone?” Trolls Are Eating Good™: 1. Troll Reality: -Trolls didn’t even have to do much, Dale exposed himself by not being able to keep his story straight. -The same man who flexes “mental strength” and independence now has to share his space. 2. Troll Logic™: -Dale: “You’re all bums!” -Trolls: “Bums? Dale, you’ve got a roommate at 40. The math ain’t mathing, my guy.” Conclusion: Dale, your entire flex is crumbling faster than your Tekken rank. Trolls don’t even need to roast you; your lies and ego are doing the heavy lifting. Next time, just admit the truth, you might save yourself from another salt tsunami 🤣
Fight layout of Dale: Gets mad, offers fight several times, opponent accepts fight, Dale blocks them on every platform to avoid them, goes on stream, offers fight but now Dale must be paid an exorbitant amount of money to fight the person he blocked (but offered to fight first), thus, said opponents won't have a chance to respond.
@@A.Tips.306bro knows he’s gonna get his ass beat after all that trash talk stepping up to it he won’t do it cause he’ll get put in his place so fast 😂😂😂😂
Notice how in every other stream, he keeps the light on in the other room. The day people find out about his roommate, he remembers to tell farris to walk in the dark next stream
And then Farris reminds Dale that he 's the alpha in their relationship and he can do whatever he wants. Farris then tells Dale to assume the position, because Dale is a backshot rog.
Lil bro’s 2025 is already off to a rocky start, and it’s only going to get worse. If the first few days are any indication, this might be his saltiest year yet. 2025 So Far for Dale™: 1. The Fake T-Shirt Meltdown: -Dale was spiraling on New Year’s Day over a fake Temu t-shirt. That rant was more heated than any Rage Art he’s ever thrown. 2. The Roommate Revelation™: -Flexing his “independence” only for trolls to expose him for having yet another roommate. Bro’s living the Section 8 sitcom life. 3. Tekken Rank STILL Stuck™: -Despite his big talk about hitting God of Destruction, Dale is still losing to purple ranks and blaming stream snipers. -Off-stream progress? Doesn’t exist. 4. Turkey Tom LIVING Rent-Free™: -Instead of ignoring Tom’s video, Dale spent HOURS ranting about it, proving yet again that he’s anything but mentally untouchable. What’s Next in the 2025 Salt Saga™: 1. More Tekken Ls: -Trolls will keep queuing up to body him in purple rank purgatory, and his GoD dreams will stay exactly that, dreams. 2. More Troll Feasts: -Whether it’s rage quitting, bans, or off-stream “boosting” attempts, the trolls will clip and upload it all. 3. Another Financial Flex Gone Wrong: -Dale will probably try to flex again, be it fake wealth, a rented car, or his cats, but the trolls will always expose him. 4. The Year of Excuses™: 8:08 -Expect new excuses: “The game’s trash.” “Namco buffs garbage characters.” “My opponents don’t respect me.” Troll’s 2025 Agenda: This year will be legendary for the Dale Salt Chronicles. Get your clips ready, because the salt mines will be working overtime. Dale, 2025 isn’t your year, it’s the trolls’.
19:43 that viewer is absolutely right in questioning his statement. Why does the race of the detractors matter in this circumstance? This factors into how much he flip flops on his take without any support whatsoever
Cuz Dale is a lust-filled s!mp and an inconsistent coward when it comes to giving out the smoke. Plus, he don't have the mental capacities to stop himself from going too far and would surely get himself banned for coming at women
“I never lose to Lidia, I move around.” LMAO. does he even know that SS in T8 is a lot better than T7? Dale was cheeks in 7. T8 makes him thinks he’s good because he didn’t get stuck in Yellow rank, not realizing that T8 was made exactly for him… mashing.
Shocked he didn't get banned again for threats against tom honestly. Odd that they let that go, He was goin off for like over half an hour about hurting him and making fun of him and doxxing him and telling his fans to threaten him. I guess all that is ok.
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Going from mentally untouchable in his new house with him and only his 2 cats to now being exposed for living with yet another roommate. Excellent
where at tho ?
like how yalll figure that out THAT quick 😂
@@Ragehanma new clip popped up of his roommate walking behind in the halls, and someone turns the light on while the lights are off.
@ yikes , dale out bad
What a plot twist! The man really can’t stop taking Ls, whether it’s in Tekken, life, or his delusions of grandeur.
The “Independent King” Narrative Falls Apart™:
1. “I’m Untouchable”
-Dale: “I’m out here thriving in my new spot with just me and my cats. Solo flex, baby!”
-Reality: Roommate enters stage left.
2. The “Mentally Untouchable” Cope™:
-Mentally untouchable... but spiraling every night because trolls are living rent-free in his head AND his house.
-“Imagine lying about your living situation just to flex on trolls who already know the truth.”
3. Living with a Roommate at 40:
-Nothing wrong with having a roommate, but Dale’s whole persona is built on pretending he’s above everyone else.
-“How are you calling everyone broke when you can’t even afford to live alone?”
Trolls Are Eating Good™:
1. Troll Reality:
-Trolls didn’t even have to do much, Dale exposed himself by not being able to keep his story straight.
-The same man who flexes “mental strength” and independence now has to share his space.
2. Troll Logic™:
-Dale: “You’re all bums!”
-Trolls: “Bums? Dale, you’ve got a roommate at 40. The math ain’t mathing, my guy.”
Conclusion:
Dale, your entire flex is crumbling faster than your Tekken rank. Trolls don’t even need to roast you; your lies and ego are doing the heavy lifting. Next time, just admit the truth, you might save yourself from another salt tsunami 🤣
Dale is so scared of getting into fights he runs and hides any time anyone accepts, then acts tough in front of the camera like it never happened.
Fight layout of Dale: Gets mad, offers fight several times, opponent accepts fight, Dale blocks them on every platform to avoid them, goes on stream, offers fight but now Dale must be paid an exorbitant amount of money to fight the person he blocked (but offered to fight first), thus, said opponents won't have a chance to respond.
@Duk3Silv3r That still doesn't work. LX Sniper accepted the 10k offer and Dale still ducked 😂
@@A.Tips.306
Didn't Dale go up on the price after LX agreed to pay the 10K?
@@Duk3Silv3r I think you are right smh
@@A.Tips.306bro knows he’s gonna get his ass beat after all that trash talk stepping up to it he won’t do it cause he’ll get put in his place so fast 😂😂😂😂
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH CALCIUM
BIG UPS FROM CASABLANCA APTS, PALMDALAUAN CA
Damn… he got found already😆
Mind explaining what the calcium joke is and where its from?
Does anyone else just see him do the same 5 moves over and over again?
"Out Cold"
"Rise and Shine"
Jab sword slash
Lion crush
"Not like thissssss"
Titan Is Power crush man
I mean, it has something to do with calcium.
nah it has nothing to do with calcium
@@sinna_ssomething about calcium but at the same time...not about calcium😂😂😂😂😂
Notice how in every other stream, he keeps the light on in the other room. The day people find out about his roommate, he remembers to tell farris to walk in the dark next stream
And then Farris reminds Dale that he 's the alpha in their relationship and he can do whatever he wants. Farris then tells Dale to assume the position, because Dale is a backshot rog.
@@potatoes926 He's taking that Saturn Stick EVERY NIGHT!
Nah, Dale didn’t tell Farris, Dale BEGGED Farris with an open butthole
Only fade dale is interested in is the fade hair unit refresh from his barber. Minoxidil here we come
😭😭
MinoxiDALE
@@GXTHIE 😂😂
Mods, refresh my hair unit and apply concealer to the edges
Unc started off 2025 bad lol, can't wait to see how the year folds out for him.
Lil bro’s 2025 is already off to a rocky start, and it’s only going to get worse. If the first few days are any indication, this might be his saltiest year yet.
2025 So Far for Dale™:
1. The Fake T-Shirt Meltdown:
-Dale was spiraling on New Year’s Day over a fake Temu t-shirt. That rant was more heated than any Rage Art he’s ever thrown.
2. The Roommate Revelation™:
-Flexing his “independence” only for trolls to expose him for having yet another roommate. Bro’s living the Section 8 sitcom life.
3. Tekken Rank STILL Stuck™:
-Despite his big talk about hitting God of Destruction, Dale is still losing to purple ranks and blaming stream snipers.
-Off-stream progress? Doesn’t exist.
4. Turkey Tom LIVING Rent-Free™:
-Instead of ignoring Tom’s video, Dale spent HOURS ranting about it, proving yet again that he’s anything but mentally untouchable.
What’s Next in the 2025 Salt Saga™:
1. More Tekken Ls:
-Trolls will keep queuing up to body him in purple rank purgatory, and his GoD dreams will stay exactly that, dreams.
2. More Troll Feasts:
-Whether it’s rage quitting, bans, or off-stream “boosting” attempts, the trolls will clip and upload it all.
3. Another Financial Flex Gone Wrong:
-Dale will probably try to flex again, be it fake wealth, a rented car, or his cats, but the trolls will always expose him.
4. The Year of Excuses™:
8:08
-Expect new excuses: “The game’s trash.” “Namco buffs garbage characters.” “My opponents don’t respect me.”
Troll’s 2025 Agenda:
This year will be legendary for the Dale Salt Chronicles. Get your clips ready, because the salt mines will be working overtime. Dale, 2025 isn’t your year, it’s the trolls’.
@@flexyfalconyour a legend bro
19:43 that viewer is absolutely right in questioning his statement. Why does the race of the detractors matter in this circumstance? This factors into how much he flip flops on his take without any support whatsoever
Minutes earlier he called the white guy “Biscuit”. Bruh that sounds weirdly affectionate. 💀
"Mentally untouchable" btw
You ever notice that when it's a woman roasting his ass like Turkey Tom or Joon, he has nothing to say and just takes it?
Cuz Dale is a lust-filled s!mp and an inconsistent coward when it comes to giving out the smoke. Plus, he don't have the mental capacities to stop himself from going too far and would surely get himself banned for coming at women
Did you just call Turkey Tom and Joon women?
Cause he's a simp. Kani be roasting the shit out of him and he laughs it off, but if one of his supporters said the same shit, they'd be timed out.
think you meant to write man xD
I’m a 35yo black man now & have too many scars from mfs teeth in my knuckles from grown/bigger men… Dale don’t fight… you can hear it in his voice.
Hope you’re doing well now man
Dale should play a modified tekken 8 where it says "Get ready for the next fade", would be perfect for him both in the game and in life.
Never going to get good at being Debt Free and also video game fighters.
I’ve never seen someone’s scroll bar that long on a block list lol
What is a “real fighting game” according to him? And why doesn’t he play them instead of this, since he hates T8 so much?
I'd love to see him play UFC
26:04 but he was watching his 💀
Calcium Cooked when we were all hungry
😂 That scrub just mad that his Feng he's been using over 20 years will never reach Tekken God
Love these vids man keep it up
Dale has his "Covenant Cloaks" meet up with him at a Turkish Bath...
I've missed these uploads EVERY NIGHT
dale struck the stream down 💀LOL
“I never lose to Lidia, I move around.” LMAO. does he even know that SS in T8 is a lot better than T7? Dale was cheeks in 7. T8 makes him thinks he’s good because he didn’t get stuck in Yellow rank, not realizing that T8 was made exactly for him… mashing.
I don’t know if ltg a troll or what but They need to expand that Block list 100 ain’t enough for him 🤣🤣
BIG UPS CALCIUM
Shocked he didn't get banned again for threats against tom honestly. Odd that they let that go, He was goin off for like over half an hour about hurting him and making fun of him and doxxing him and telling his fans to threaten him. I guess all that is ok.
I honestly don't think anyone reports him because it's just hilarious 😂
Dale is slim edp
Dale I saw your roommate 🤣
Big ups!
Lmao he’s reacting the same way he did with joon, dude is probably harassing him irl
Enhancements on the weak beard line 😭😭
Bro that Dragunov is the most carried piece of shit Ive ever seen. LTG literally spamming 1 1 1 1 1 is enough to win..
Still not as carried as LTG is with Clive tho lol
I love how the blocklist is just full, so he has to unblock someone a week and a half ago 😂 what a salty idiot
Pretty much everybody who beats him gets put there. Pathetic
why do you censor the curses??
Who else is sick of seeing that flexyfalcon guy typing the same essays over and over and over on every dale troll comment section?
I don’t understand how being stuck in poverty or not is all up to race and not the stupid ass decisions you made 😂
Mods ban anyone who finds the name of a fighter being Clive to be somewhat humorous.
big ups claudio player
you got copyrighted by Dalauan Sparrow thats why he left
Dale "doesn't care". 🧢