My teachers who mark shit as no due date, marks it missing as soon as they post it making my grade drop, and then grades it without me knowing: *_Hi sisters_*
damn, I hate teachers who don't. Some are good people and set it to 11:59 PM. Some are enemies of the people and set it to a random time like 4:23 PM. But the worst of all, ladies and gentlemen, are the ones who set the due date but no time and then get mad cuz they "expected" it earlier.
Me: **becomes friends with the quiet kid** Quiet Kid in the middle of class: **taps my shoulder** Ask to go to the bathroom, don't come back, and try to get out of the building, trust me, you don't wanna be here today... Me:
There’s a kid in my brothers class, and they had to invent a new, useful, amped much needed thing This kid “invented” the gas free car and he seriously thinks it already does not exist 😂 P.S, he says it will be worth $400
And join us in portland plz. And I'm scottish and I love star wars. O great now I think I'm like that meme where this guy on a sofa kinda stands up and is pointing to the tv lolllllllll🤣😂🤣
7:41 Once the teacher said they'll do some really quickly so they gave me host powers, It was to the point i can kick people from the meeting, I can even ban them. I felt like a god.
Rap is just electric poetry CHANGE MY MIND
Yes
True
Electric toaster in the bath,
No more stupid math.
Wii sports Resort is better than Fortnite
Don't change my mind
@@santiagoamado9056 true
3:39 *salute for this legendary console as it shall be missed and be in our hearts*
07
F
F
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Nobody is born cool, except of course...
*Teachers who set reasonable due dates for their assignments.*
The teacher who doesn’t set homework: step aside
@@Bob-dr3sv yep
My teachers who mark shit as no due date, marks it missing as soon as they post it making my grade drop, and then grades it without me knowing: *_Hi sisters_*
damn, I hate teachers who don't. Some are good people and set it to 11:59 PM. Some are enemies of the people and set it to a random time like 4:23 PM. But the worst of all, ladies and gentlemen, are the ones who set the due date but no time and then get mad cuz they "expected" it earlier.
My teacher does not mark due dates
Me: **becomes friends with the quiet kid**
Quiet Kid in the middle of class: **taps my shoulder** Ask to go to the bathroom, don't come back, and try to get out of the building, trust me, you don't wanna be here today...
Me:
Me ,the quiet kid who can’t even raise my hand or become friend with someone: I don’t kill People, this is my least favourite thing to do
He starts to erase something he was writing in his black book (death note)
Building go boom boom
"No, bro, don't do it! There's always a better way!"
I used to be a quiet kid but I did not kill. One time I locked my classmate outside the building
Huge revelation here: If you go in a circle, the degree after 360 is actually 1.
Lol
My brain when I’m not doing anything: *STRONK*
My brain when I’m about to do something important:
how in the world you got that loading emoji
@@paulusjosef idk
@@EnerJetix
What's that? Why is everything I wrote erased by TH-cam?
You can get Emojies for TH-cam by googling it
Teacher: okay guys let’s finger paint
Kid named paint:
Someone: so how many images are censored in China?
Xi Jinping: [inhales]
youtube is not allowed in china
@@sirshelf Yeah ik
@@CommonCommiestudios so uwu and owo
@@sirshelf p0o।9opl
13:00 I'm literally building a Lego Saturn 5 rocket right now.
It's the best Lego set I've ever owned
5:26 dude I remember getting that book at the book fair when I was younger
Fun Fact:
For some reason I find clicking sounds layered on top of each other satisfying. Like a Minecraft door being opened by a pressure plate.
4:54 finally someone who understands
Dream when Quackity is holding an axe to his throat: Anakin. Start panakin. I don’t have a planakin
Lived in oregon, moved to texas, seen the bagpipe man in person playing baby shark. Its rather beautfiul.
Portland is in oregon btw.
hello i come here to watch memes everyday instead of doing homework
and the girls that scroll instagram or something are missing out like a lot.
You bet they are
me too, but i do my homework last minute
Oof, memes are life (not literally)
me too
When memenade uploads after you had a long day:
:D
(Funny comment)
3:38 that one hit me in the feels
Would you rather
A: be a millionaire
B: get lovely wife/husband
C:a stranger gives you all the lego star wars sets
C
B
B would be nice i guess
2:28
Me who has done a thing or two to be proud of : Maybe I am a disappointment
This is my second dose of daily memes. Take that memenade.
That “are you this old” meme just made me remember clutch powers, the Lego movie. Thanks!
3:27 im going to watch another video make sure this is reminded to me so i can rewatch when im gone
Love how at 3:38 says "NOT made with mematic"
Did I just get spoiled for Harry Potter by nightly memes? I'm honestly upset and I feel betrayed
*but it was worth it*
I feel like my family is the only family that does a Harry Potter marathon three times a year
“Nightly juicy memes” me watching this at 11pm
Metric System
Americans: _Drake No_
English System
Americans: _Drake Yes_
I have waited for this moment whole day!
"Were Dying!"
"Oh no"
"We were famous for a long time. Were overused and our time has come"
"Yes"
Me: vomits my food out.
My dog: A blessing from the loud.
1:32 That's a woodo doll then she will black mail the students if they don't pay the fees
12:20
I watched that DVD till it scratched
I never thought id see a minecraft survival book again
I love watching these videos at night because it helps me sleep an I can watch meme in dark mode
This one was a good compilation. I enjoyed this.
Nobody is born cool
Except of course
Teachers who only punish the misbehaving kids and not the entire class
As a murican, my town is getting destroyed by a tornado
Nice’nt
F
11:16 genius
The reason why I subscribe is that memenade is stalking my life
I like to predict memes
The girl that said height doesn’t matter Kings
Me: I don’t simp but
1:56 Don't forget about 0 in division and in exponents
5:13 STILL NO EXPONENTS
0:58. Made me cry.
The teacher knitting dolls one, as soon as I heard it I thought "It sounds creepy to me" lol.
4:35 Don't forget fighting India in the sub wars as part of the 9-year-old army.
Nobody:
The boss in the game:unlimited POWER
The same boss, when I kill it’s minions:I’m too weak
thank you man a lot for making dark mode memes
3:00 Oh fu** he's back from the unalive
Me: *Shows my mom a meme*
My mom: I request elaboration
0:37 DANI ALERT
12:19 LOL I remember wathcing that so much when I was like 6 or 7
Hilda: *exists*
Joao Manoel Ventura Kormann: I can milk you.
Can we get a 1 hour nightly juicy memes
Memenade brings back juan.
Me: He's back!
Memenade: **includes 2 Among Us memes**
Me who was sad because everyone called the game dead: *surprised crewmate*
Aviation meme:
[image of a plane on a slope that looks like it’s about to fall into the water]
“It appears the plane is clearly thirsty”
Me on the phone, about to tell someone how the pyramids were made
FBI on my door: you know the rules and so do i.
There’s a kid in my brothers class, and they had to invent a new, useful, amped much needed thing
This kid “invented” the gas free car and he seriously thinks it already does not exist 😂
P.S, he says it will be worth $400
As a murican I approve.
Minnesota- Map of Minnesota
Largesota-
Year 2086
Child: What's this grandpa? **shows pic of amogus**
Me: Sit down
Me: I am about to tell you a horror story
Penguin is good 🐧
And yummy
@@Bob-dr3sv I agree
2:44 wait guys I will eat 412 chicken nuggets
You may be old, but are you this old meme plays
Me: *stares and nods*
The meme at the time 6:50 is funny because I have a black cat that's called skittle lol
And join us in portland plz. And I'm scottish and I love star wars. O great now I think I'm like that meme where this guy on a sofa kinda stands up and is pointing to the tv lolllllllll🤣😂🤣
Fandom: u maik thiz , rrite ?
ubisoft: yea
fandom: then , celebrate hims birthday
ubisoft: hey , we jus releasd thiz rabbitz game
7:41
Once the teacher said they'll do some really quickly so they gave me host powers, It was to the point i can kick people from the meeting, I can even ban them. I felt like a god.
AT the begging: Kansas....... Arkansuh
3:40 me who has my dsi: hahae
Clutch Powers
The "Rotatoes" are very cool.
In Italy we call fries "patatine", so the "rotatoes" are "rotatine". It's funny 😂😂😂
12:21 whyyyyy (lego clutch power whatever its called)
Before i watch the video i would like to say that the thumbnail is 100% accurate(especially for my dad 😂)
Murican approved.
I liked the last meme of this video.... Pure Brilliance!💯☠️☠️
2:11 ikr
4:56 IK Like why do people think height matters?
7:15 honestly Ima ask for it
Any updates on the last one?
@@tolga6834 Not yet
10:19 SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS BC MEME
FINALLY
the terraria one hits close to home
for all of us
admit it
8:10 : Impossible....
Murican approved
2:59 *gasp*
A juan. meme in March!?!?!
1:42 is funny
Me: I need 5$
Mom: MY 5$
Mom:I need 5$
Me: no-
Mom: OUR money
Man so glad I already have a 3ds
Me: *looking up Rasputin lyrics
Video: "Tik Tok song"
Me: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.*
I can’t WACH anymore it’s to funny 😂 I cant breath
Nobody:
Not even a single should in the earth
Me who saw the thumbnail before the title: Ah yes memes communists would approve
AS A MURICAN I APRROVE
wibbly wobbly we are one this banna i have is now a gun
Me at 4olock: time to watch memenade darkmore
5:31 is foolish Minecraft will never die
As a Murican’, I approve this video
That 1 dislike thinks he or her is so funny
actually in philippine the ketchups is made from bananas
I pronounce Arkansas as Our-can-sass and my excuse is that English is not my mother tongue
0:57 i hate people who say that if you say that terraria is a Minecraft clone then you've obviously never played it.
6:22
QAnon: Press "X" to Doubt
5:35
that would be breaking Asimov's first law if it were to bump into someone.
I’m one of the muricans I do approve
1:53 what about division?
Ah Ahpruve.
America!
FUCK YEAH