This isn’t even sexual innuendo, this is straight up pornography. I used to show kids these skits, these sketches, but now my zuncle and zaunt have banned me from Thanksgiving entirely
Yammit, it's so sad seeing amir aging..I remember watching ch j&a videos when they looked like high schooler. Look at him now. He has been alive for almost a decade now..and what does he have to show for it save for a few successful business ventures and a beautiful wife.
It's kinda wild that, in reality, he *does* have successful Business Ventures (Headgum and all subsidiaries) and a Beautiful Wife (Avital). Is this gumshoe following clues or seeing the future, factually?
There's a whole subplot of amir being depressed about something (being kicked out and broken up with I think) that's kind of subtle and I need to try to watch them in order somehow to see if it reaches some sort of conclusion. Does anybody know?
It's nice to see the list episodes coming back. Geoff can say all these things after he poisons his family with ricin and eats chicken instead of turkey.
I enjoyed that Amir still ate the pie despite knowing what’s in it. He really should be invited to Glansgiving
i hoped its spelled glandsgiving
it seems like what happened, for lack of a better description, is that a pie fell in his mouth and he pretty much loved it
We know he has a fondness of semen filled treats. Fig Newton Gringrich anyone?
@@add9audio355 Streeter or otherwise
He enjoyed the Fig Newton Gingrich so no surprise there
Geoff has been fully plugged two episodes in a row now, honestly admirable
This isn’t even sexual innuendo, this is straight up pornography. I used to show kids these skits, these sketches, but now my zuncle and zaunt have banned me from Thanksgiving entirely
But you're still invited to glandsgiving right?
@@HoustonWadeCompton Not after my prostatectomy :’(
@@AnAdequateViolinist it's the slot that counts
@@AnAdequateViolinist its okay if you aren't glandful as long as you are plugged and thankful
@@HoustonWadeCompton I can’t plug until the surgical scar heals :’(
Geoff is really shining in these new skits. As opposed to his appearances on the podcast, which leave me bedridden and sad.
Why is Amir getting worked up hearing people with strange names? He used to have a friend named Den and his teacher was Ms. Nesbit 🤣🤣🤣
Dont forget his good friend Gotye
Don’t forget SAIL
MZ. Nesbit...! Oh boy, she'd be pissed at you...
I mean Ms. Nesbit is a fairly normal name. Of course I have a normal name. Oh my name?
Theres a disconnect here. consider it dumb.
"A yam between the gams". Never change, Geoff. Never change
And Geoffrey has a yam between his hams. As in his plug is a potato, sweet or otherwise.
Guys, you need a NSFW tag warning for Amir’s hot crying
Lost nnn right there
I couldn't last past the 6 second mark.
a beef of soy by this hot boy makes the ladies squirt with joy
I gave the shocker to my zaunt! at Glansgiving!
@@mevicky100 Why?!
The delivery and editing of the pie punchline was chine to say the yeast. My favorite HG video in a long time, keep it up!
This was great and it was so immediately evident that Geoff had a big part in writing this script
The fact that nibbling is mentioned but not expanded upon is absolutely beautiful
i for one and simply grateful that geoff made this a Geoffrey the Dumbass video and not a segment on the Headgum Podcast
Honestly this had the hottest opening of any headgum sketch EVER! That was amazing! I'm surprised TH-cam didn't have to censor!
You can't just throw "A yam between the gams" and cut away like that! I need time to process and cackle at these! lmfao
A yam between the gams is gold.
Ziece and zephew broke my brain into a different nebula.
A yam between the yams.. Got me picturing Amir in that conference room, behind the glass, screaming 'NOT THE YAMS'!!!
Geoff saw his friend crying and decided to brighten up his day ❤️
"Salty, yeah" - love it
I'm tankful for Geoff & Amir this Glansgiving.
Being Irish and hearing them reference Aer Lingus is such a strange feeling
Being Sesame Twat and hearing them reference my name is such a strange feeling
Editing was gold. Thanks!
So Geoff's no longer turned on by Amir's extremely arousing hot crying? I refuse to believe this farce.
He'd already milked the main vein! At a glansgiving, lest you forget!
Can't help but feel like Amir really shoved his organic yam into our faces this entire episode
So good. Jef shoulda called him “hum” bc amor has a deviated septum about that kinda shit
I’m glandful for a video that starts with Amir’s hot crying
Now this is the shit I wanna keep seeing! These 2 are so good together!
I enjoyed the brief yams cameo.
A yam between these gams makes the zephew say, “yes, ma’am!”
This is the cream and the crop.
Geoff looking more and more like Bollywood True Detective
~headGUUUM
IS TAKING ME HIGHER
This was comedy gold.
I am also thankful for H. Vintage Rugs
"Yam between the gams" ahahahahaha
Henry Ruggs celebrates Glandsgiving everyday from his jail cell 🥰
This was so good I’m inviting all my boys over for Glandsgiving just to watch it
I always fly on Air Lingus. They have the best in-flight meals
All this series really needs is ongoing jokes
Grateful for this
Geoff looks like he lives in a hippie commune.
Top 10 things to be grateful for, by Geoffrey "OH" James
Geoffrey killed this one!
Henry Vintage Carpet did a great job fixing my transmission. 10/10 would go back.
solid list geff
Fantastic episode
I actually knew a dude called Yian. Never milked him though
Mr HUNG, like my nose emits a HUNGING noise?
Yammit, it's so sad seeing amir aging..I remember watching ch j&a videos when they looked like high schooler. Look at him now. He has been alive for almost a decade now..and what does he have to show for it save for a few successful business ventures and a beautiful wife.
It's kinda wild that, in reality, he *does* have successful Business Ventures (Headgum and all subsidiaries) and a Beautiful Wife (Avital).
Is this gumshoe following clues or seeing the future, factually?
a yam between the gams can absolutely slam the clam of this ma’am.
I mutually milked Peter Salisbury! at a casino!
I hope Geoffrey is having a good birthday
we deserve so much more
Well? Thoughts on the list?
That pie was clearly made amir style
No salt at all
I'm clapping my glands after this one! That is, I'm having my glands clapped by my zephew
God. Amir is so hot when he crys
Y I outta yine 😂
when he knows the pie is c*m yet he just is eating it stilll
As soon as I heard Hung I knew there was a Prize Hog mention inbound
Mr hung bit was hilarious 😂😂
Y-I-Oughta **YINE** hell yeah, dude.
Geoffrey has become Amir and Amir has become Jake lmao
The sound Amir makes at 0:35
Also is that dude wearing a full winter jacket in LA?
Great video!
Henry Ruggs and cars... What could go wrong?
Y'all make it look easy, and for that I'm spankful!
Yam between the gams. I’m touched. I was also at glandsgiving
I hooked up with my Zuncle at a rave
Geoff is Amir now. hahah
this is going on the top of my scroll
Time to pay the SCROLLLLLL
Nice to see the return of Vin Tagerugs
"but beyond that its like... salty..."
let me see that sweet, sweet potato 🥔🍠
I'm clamoring for them yams !
All those names sound normal. My name? I have a super normal name. My name is… Cherry… Dude.
Mister HUM!? Like my noise emits a HUMMING noise!?
Now hes gotta eat the yams. How is that normal? How is that fair?
Mr HUM? Like, his nose makes a HUMMING noise!?
There's a whole subplot of amir being depressed about something (being kicked out and broken up with I think) that's kind of subtle and I need to try to watch them in order somehow to see if it reaches some sort of conclusion. Does anybody know?
I hate this, but it also might be one of my favorite headgum videos thus far.
Did not expect that Henry Ruggs reference
This is a YEAR old??
Damn Amir really is a hot crier. Surprised Geoff didn’t enact plan fork after he so crudely interrupted.
We open on a crying Amir, shivering to camera.
What kind of snacks do they serve at the Glansgiving supper?
@@beachedgarfield So Amir ate all of the spunk-in pie?
probably a lot of anti-foam if I had to guess
It's nice to see the list episodes coming back. Geoff can say all these things after he poisons his family with ricin and eats chicken instead of turkey.
Had every chance to say Gratin-tude and FAILED
Geoffrey is a god damn fucking STAR. A mother fucking shining STAR. I apologize for the profanity.
It's giving.....GLANDS
Y-I-OUGHTA-YINE
SALTY, yeah
A yam between the gams
Does the flight attendant work for Air Lingus, or is that Earlingus?
Who wants 5 liters of piping hot split pea soup. Or should I say shit-pee-poop?! No I’m just joki-
I see the pie was made Amir style: with a lot of salt!
Yams
Glandsgiving is fucking hilarious
I'm concerned at how Henry Ruggs attended glansgiving while he's supposed to be in prison for killing that girl with his car in las vegas
When do we get Geoff or Riley in an official Jake and amir
Amir how do you not know the word יין, it's just Hebrew for Wine.
great sketch btw