Don’t be fooled. This may look like an offering of peace, but Fauna knows that Kronii will never accept any of terms and will even deem them unacceptable. This way Fauna gets to go to war while Kronii looks like the aggressor.
@@Sadeyo1 she hasn't read/opened the box yet. Fauna placed a sign saying to open on stream, and Kronii hasn't streamed minecraft since then. Kronii was recently asked about the treaty and she was unaware about it.
I see Fauna is no stranger to the esoteric and mysterious ancient language of legalese. And she shows restraint by using just enough to sound intimidating without being impossible to understand. Here is a transcript of her proposed peace treaty. 1 Fuana is green Kronii is blue I won't be mean, if you'll be nice too Please accept this peace treaty from me unto you* *On the condition that the following demands are met 2 Demand #1 Mumei"s Independence My associates and I have been increasingly concerned with the insidious exploitation of Nanashi Mumei. While she may not overtly dispute the working conditions of Bunkeronii, she deserves 3 the freedom to spread her wings and to work with dignity and respect. The saplings, the piglins and I, Fauna, demand that you promise not to employ Mumei under the same working conditions that you employed all of us. 4 Demand #2 Rights of Piglins Piglins, or as you call them, ex-employees, have not received proper severance pay. Further, they are mistreated and even subjected to violence in the Nether. The Nether belongs to the piglins, Netheronii is simply a guest, and 5 therefore piglins have the freedom to come and go as they please in the Nether. We demand that you cease corporeal punishment against piglins. Furthermore, we demand compensation for all ex Netheronii eomployees who were wrongfully terminated. 6 Demand #4 Adequate pay for all current and future Bunkeronii employees Bunkeronii employees have long been underpaid, paid only in the supplies needed to complete their work (i.e. diamond pickaxes). We demand that all 7 Bunkeronii employees, present and future are fairly compensated at an hourly rate agreed upon by the employee. Additionally, all employees will receive paid time off and overtime pay with a daily 1 hour lunch break, and free berries. 8 Fox welfare Upon inspection by our animal experts, we have determined that the foxes in your base do not have adequate living conditions. Foxes are friends, and we demand that they are treated as such. 9 Foxes must be given a larger enclosure of four grass blocks per fox. They must have access to a pond, berry bushes and natural light (light from glowstone is acceptable). 10 Demand #6 Break room accommodations The provided break room bench is too hot. We demand a bench at a comfortable temperature is provided in the employee break area. Further, milk and cookies must be 11 available at all times in the break area, free to employees. 12 If these demands are met, we have no doubt that serverwide peace and prosperity can be achieved. Please take good care of these 4 sheep. They will provide lots of wool if taken proper care of. Regards, Fauna, Piglins, and Saplings SQUEEB
if only treaty signings irl were of this caliber, if an enemy nation pulled up to me with a treaty that starts with "im green, you are blue. i wont be mean if you'll be nice too" i'll agree to everything without even reading shit. *say no more fam im already sold.*
Man. The most intricate peace treaty i ever wrote was "Enough fighting. I didn't win after 3 months, so you are my equal. Still, to safeguard my people's interests, i must demand the following: A fokin bribe. 3500 minimum, 10000 maximum. Once they are met, hostilities will be ceased immediately." They never were. (Game: Europa Universalis III with my mates.)
Fauna: *concern that it looks suspicious* Me: Never in my life have I seen something doomed to so spectacularly fail. I look forward to this Civil War.
Fauna has a strange habit of knocking drinks over. She needs to replace all the cups in her house with those non-spill ones that always face upwards, no matter how hard you try to knock them over.
I mean literally just using a plastic bottle for drinks instead of cups is already an easy fix. Just reuse the bottles you bought from stores to reduce plastic waste if you are really concerned about that
@@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992 I thought that at first, but she tends to drink hot drinks like tea, which I think is what she spilled. Maybe just a thermos, lol.
+Rushia's Apostle[1st Apostle of the twelve ] Why re-use a plastic bottle when you can use an actual, reusable water bottle? There are plenty of bottles out there with excellent insulative properties.
This is going to be fun. Kronii will probably ignore a lot of these demands, like "you don't even work for me anymore, why should I listen to you" (of course in a joking way). And I think that's because there seems to be a misunderstanding between Kronii and Fauna regarding her employment Kronii recently was talking about how she didn't understand why Fauna was unhappy with her working conditions and from the way she phrased the whole thing it seems that she fired her or just thinks that Fauna doesn't work for her anymore. However as you can see here, Fauna still seems to be working for Kronii (or at least she believe she does), from the way she wrote her demands.
Man I remember playing an MMO RTS and ransacking my neighbors depriving them of resources untill they either used joined my alliance or gave up and switched servers so I could use their husk of a town as a farm. This makes me question if there was an alternative solution but even if there was it probably wouldn't have been as fun. Basically sometimes conflict is just fun.
Yandere Fauna is something that I appreciate so much. Especially when she goes Yandere on Mumei cause MeiMei has been ignoring Fauna for the past weeks/month. Real talk, I want to see more Mumei x Fauna collabs.
My history teacher used to said diplomacy were mostly used to buy times while each party looking for a rock to throw at each other, also it is mostly consist of demand she not offering much for the other party interest
I saw a clip of Kronii giving Irys a fox (irys killed the fox) and they were confused why there was a random sheep in there. When I saw fauna leave the sheep there, the lore was complete for me
Next episode:Bankeronii strikes back! less Berries for Mumei Mumei in chaines less place for the tortured animals precise attacks on nature-by polluting the water... episode 3: the return of the chicken Kiara comes, rescues Mumei and gives her a job in KFP... that is what we in Germany call"vom Regen in die Traufe"-engl meaning: from worse to worst possible workplace:D
I -find this outrageous, how could a simple employee of such a perfect company demand so many things, ofc the great QUEEN would not accept such insulting proposal- think this is the end of the Civil War
She initiated violence then comes with a "treaty" that is only a list of demands. Fauna is a petty dictator who wants peace only on her terms. Lava and tnt can be the only response to this.
...I am confused by the people in comment sections for clips of this, why do so many people think Fauna is being kind, nice or peaceful? This is hands down one of if not the most insulting treaties I have ever seen where one party has not surrendered unconditionally. Fauna is making a very large amount of demands, the Mumei one is rather unfair/insulting since Mumei has made it rather clear that she want to work for kronii. the offering of peace does not even cover the loss brought on by Fauna's actions. along with creating more work for Kronii having to now make a sheep farm (That Fauna will likely demand be 'humane') along with "Fixing" her other farms. Also she stole from the storage room that is clearly marked with do not take. This treaty is not a peace offering it is a way for Fauna to start the war while looking like the victim when she is the one who bares most of the blame. I am aware this is all in good fun and such nor do I hate or dislike either of the girls, just pointing out that Fauna's treaty a sham.
Kronii was responsible for Kronii's losses. Fauna throughout the entire incident only put down two blocks to seal an entrance after Kronii had threatened to do just that. Everything else has occurred specifically because of how Kronii has approached this situation. It is an extreme stretch to claim Fauna's "theft" of 2 ink sacs makes her an aggressor and her claim over Mumei is not "insulting" (it is inaccurate, she misunderstands their relationship, chat has been egging her on the entire time, e.g. telling her Kronii killed Mumei once and telling her there can be no peace because of it.)
i love how Mumei is priority number 1 xD
Kronii gonna send her own demand list after that double the pages xD
She will also name it "Treatyroni".
Are ya ready? Civil war nii is tomorrow
most likely xD
Kronii Impostor round should be glorious
Wars have always been fought for resources. Like Mumei.
“Foxes are friend”
YES
"no waifu~~"
FBK: DOKOMITENDAYO?
Mumei is #1 priority
"Could mother nature be one of my people?"
What if Kronii just say no?
Poor Fauna, Kronii was looking for reasons to go war and Fauna fell for it xD
Im picturing a book called "declaration of warronii" that just says:
"Dear Fauna
No.
Sincerely, Kronii"
Don’t be fooled. This may look like an offering of peace, but Fauna knows that Kronii will never accept any of terms and will even deem them unacceptable. This way Fauna gets to go to war while Kronii looks like the aggressor.
@@orangeapples
That's beeg brain right there
@@orangeapples sana-sized brain move
Damn HoloCouncil has Political Manuevuer.
Kronii: *" PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION "*
I was going to say it ahah
I'm imagining how JP translators will be in headaches trying to bring this to the JP audience.
En translators: feel our pain peko 😂
the screen would be full of * for context type of things
This feels like the spiritual successor of of Aqua's Minecraft Neighbor. The Council Edition.
The English localization of the Neighbor Wars.
Morelike "Workplace Wars"
Just 2nd generation hololive things...
Man that was like the second or third hololive thing id ever seen. Back in around november 2020. Good times....
Kroni is literally going to read 5 words of this and proceed to toss it in a lava pool. GG
It was not shown in the video but Fauna replaced it with the copy of the book afterwards instead of the original, so that’s good.
Is there a video floating around with how Kroni replied ?
@@Sadeyo1 she hasn't read/opened the box yet. Fauna placed a sign saying to open on stream, and Kronii hasn't streamed minecraft since then. Kronii was recently asked about the treaty and she was unaware about it.
I see Fauna is no stranger to the esoteric and mysterious ancient language of legalese. And she shows restraint by using just enough to sound intimidating without being impossible to understand. Here is a transcript of her proposed peace treaty.
1
Fuana is green
Kronii is blue
I won't be mean,
if you'll be nice too
Please accept this peace treaty from me unto you*
*On the condition that the following demands are met
2
Demand #1
Mumei"s Independence
My associates and I have been increasingly concerned with the insidious exploitation of Nanashi Mumei. While she may not overtly dispute the working conditions of Bunkeronii, she deserves
3
the freedom to spread her wings and to work with dignity and respect.
The saplings, the piglins and I, Fauna, demand that you promise not to employ Mumei under the same working conditions that you employed all of us.
4
Demand #2
Rights of Piglins
Piglins, or as you call them, ex-employees, have not received proper severance pay. Further, they are mistreated and even subjected to violence in the Nether. The Nether belongs to the piglins, Netheronii is simply a guest, and
5
therefore piglins have the freedom to come and go as they please in the Nether.
We demand that you cease corporeal punishment against piglins. Furthermore, we demand compensation for all ex Netheronii eomployees who were wrongfully terminated.
6
Demand #4
Adequate pay for all current and future Bunkeronii employees
Bunkeronii employees have long been underpaid, paid only in the supplies needed to complete their work (i.e. diamond pickaxes).
We demand that all
7
Bunkeronii employees, present and future are fairly compensated at an hourly rate agreed upon by the employee.
Additionally, all employees will receive paid time off and overtime pay with a daily 1 hour lunch break, and free berries.
8
Fox welfare
Upon inspection by our animal experts, we have determined that the foxes in your base do not have adequate living conditions. Foxes are friends, and we demand that they are treated as such.
9
Foxes must be given a larger enclosure of four grass blocks per fox. They must have access to a pond, berry bushes and natural light (light from glowstone is acceptable).
10
Demand #6
Break room accommodations
The provided break room bench is too hot. We demand a bench at a comfortable temperature is provided in the employee break area.
Further, milk and cookies must be
11
available at all times in the break area, free to employees.
12
If these demands are met, we have no doubt that serverwide peace and prosperity can be achieved. Please take good care of these 4 sheep. They will provide lots of wool if taken proper care of.
Regards, Fauna, Piglins, and Saplings
SQUEEB
You forgor the chu on the last page.
@@Telhias Oh great. Now I have to commit sudoku.
Arigathanks 🙏
if only treaty signings irl were of this caliber, if an enemy nation pulled up to me with a treaty that starts with "im green, you are blue. i wont be mean if you'll be nice too" i'll agree to everything without even reading shit. *say no more fam im already sold.*
If only the allies opened up the treaty of Versailles with that line.
Man.
The most intricate peace treaty i ever wrote was
"Enough fighting.
I didn't win after 3 months, so you are my equal.
Still, to safeguard my people's interests, i must demand the following:
A fokin bribe. 3500 minimum, 10000 maximum.
Once they are met, hostilities will be ceased immediately."
They never were.
(Game: Europa Universalis III with my mates.)
Fauna: *concern that it looks suspicious*
Me: Never in my life have I seen something doomed to so spectacularly fail. I look forward to this Civil War.
It's got all elements of a Greek tragedy indeed.
The sheer brutality. Fauna is a terrifying force, I wouldn't wish her diplomatic ferocity on my worst enemy.
9 pages of words.
then chad Kronii just goes
*K*
Fauna has a strange habit of knocking drinks over. She needs to replace all the cups in her house with those non-spill ones that always face upwards, no matter how hard you try to knock them over.
Those cups are overengineered ways to acheive the same effect as a lid
I mean literally just using a plastic bottle for drinks instead of cups is already an easy fix. Just reuse the bottles you bought from stores to reduce plastic waste if you are really concerned about that
@@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992
I thought that at first, but she tends to drink hot drinks like tea, which I think is what she spilled. Maybe just a thermos, lol.
@@UntrainableWizard true. thats even better than plastic bottles
+Rushia's Apostle[1st Apostle of the twelve ] Why re-use a plastic bottle when you can use an actual, reusable water bottle?
There are plenty of bottles out there with excellent insulative properties.
This is going to be fun. Kronii will probably ignore a lot of these demands, like "you don't even work for me anymore, why should I listen to you" (of course in a joking way). And I think that's because there seems to be a misunderstanding between Kronii and Fauna regarding her employment
Kronii recently was talking about how she didn't understand why Fauna was unhappy with her working conditions and from the way she phrased the whole thing it seems that she fired her or just thinks that Fauna doesn't work for her anymore. However as you can see here, Fauna still seems to be working for Kronii (or at least she believe she does), from the way she wrote her demands.
Seems to me that Fauna identifies as an ex-employee, grouping herself along with the Piglins.
truly, Fauna Marx is the future of the labor rights movement.
3:41 Foxes are friends, i know this since long
Ooh Fubuki reference ay
Bruh this ain't a peace treaty but a bargaining proposal for a collective bargaining agreement at a workplace lol
In other words, a demand for a union lol
@@ThatGuy-c pretty much
Sounds like Fauna was a secretary for Hades before
We took the diplomatic way...
*I don't think this is going to work*
I love how the cadence and tenor of Fauna’s intentions with Mumei is so sweet and soft. HOWEVER, the content of what she is saying SO sinister.
I don't understand this lol, i mean kronii doing everything for mumei no? And mumei the one that want to become kronii hostage 😂😂😂
Yep, Mumei has free rent, pets, a whole farm....Kronii isnt a prison warden at all she is a sugar mommy xD
@@Danu689 exactly lol, she even make glow berries farm for mumei
Mumei almost became BBQed owl under Fauna's care.
Man I remember playing an MMO RTS and ransacking my neighbors depriving them of resources untill they either used joined my alliance or gave up and switched servers so I could use their husk of a town as a farm. This makes me question if there was an alternative solution but even if there was it probably wouldn't have been as fun. Basically sometimes conflict is just fun.
Treaty of Paris (2021)
When in doubt, Treaty of Paris.
the question is, what was on page 54?
nvm checked the livestream. gg fauna
chu
Yandere Fauna is something that I appreciate so much. Especially when she goes Yandere on Mumei cause MeiMei has been ignoring Fauna for the past weeks/month.
Real talk, I want to see more Mumei x Fauna collabs.
Damn, I didn't know this "war" thing is still going on.
War... War never changes
-Idk who said that lol
It hasnt even really happened yet
th-cam.com/video/THYbNAmlwP0/w-d-xo.html
Tomorrow is amungus so the war begins
Little did anyone know the true power of nature; law expertise
0:24 showing that (not very) subtle yandere side right off the bat
I can sense the Monika vibe on Fauna : )
I feel like you can add ronni to any word as a suffix, and it instantly becomes Kronni's property. Like Bunkeronni, Netheronni, or even Pepperonni
Aw, but I liked the back and forth between Mumei and Kronii. I don’t want mumei taken away :(
I can imagine kronii being
"I won't accept such demands...thanks for the diamond tho"
"We don't negotiate with terrorists, eco or otherwise."
Nice treaty drafting. Brings a tear to my lawyer eyes xd
Imagine Kronii leaving the answer at Faunas house "NO"
Ah.. missed the big brain moment of swapping the original for the copy as a form of intimidation
Foxes are friends
...i know too well fauna
"Ah yes, the negotiator"
I'm just waiting for Kroni to do a Phoenix Attorney reference lol
God help the Hololive servers if Kronii and Pekora ever have beef with each other. It's likely that nobody will survive that conflict.
My history teacher used to said diplomacy were mostly used to buy times while each party looking for a rock to throw at each other, also it is mostly consist of demand she not offering much for the other party interest
She's asking for peace but she hasn't done anything yet. For the treaty to be effective they have to fear you already.
Big words there to large for my total of 7 brain cells to comprehend.
SHIELD WALL!!!!!!
Well after irys visited kronii did let the fox free
12 pages... Now this will make for a good campfire - apache helicopter kronii
I saw a clip of Kronii giving Irys a fox (irys killed the fox) and they were confused why there was a random sheep in there. When I saw fauna leave the sheep there, the lore was complete for me
Kronii demands Fauna blood and her diamond equipments must be gone
Missed opportunity to call it Peace Treeaty
Why do I feel Fauna has a background in reading/writing. She's very well-spoken
Nature be like "FOX FARM!!" Yo wtf...
This storyline is so good
And Fuana's backer for safety and security is the Pink Pillow Grim Reaper.
Haha the list of demands was awesome
Fauna, as a lawyer, i've DM'd you my redline pls fix and revert before 9am tomorrow thx
Dislikes must be people working in HR
Page X of 54 the dedication to this.
Joint parenting agreement.
Comrade Fauna
Next episode:Bankeronii strikes back!
less Berries for Mumei
Mumei in chaines
less place for the tortured animals
precise attacks on nature-by polluting the water...
episode 3: the return of the chicken
Kiara comes, rescues Mumei and gives her a job in KFP...
that is what we in Germany call"vom Regen in die Traufe"-engl meaning: from worse to worst possible workplace:D
I -find this outrageous, how could a simple employee of such a perfect company demand so many things, ofc the great QUEEN would not accept such insulting proposal- think this is the end of the Civil War
Good job gamer mom, fighting for the rights of the working class!
She initiated violence then comes with a "treaty" that is only a list of demands. Fauna is a petty dictator who wants peace only on her terms. Lava and tnt can be the only response to this.
Hero of Labor: Fauna
We live in strange times
Technically she could meet demand one by simply not employing mumei.
0:38 I’m starting to think that kronii is the victim here
54 pages , thats over kill
Yo fauna's really protecting civ lmao
I cannot wait for Kronii’s next Minecraft stream.
lol she sign it twice
Mumei's freedom...Did she know Mumei willingly be Kroni's hostage?
Demand 3...
Demand 4!
Kronii: War was declared
Kronii will probably be just like: "tl;dr"
Her soft voice is soothing but to be honest I'm kinda scared what she thinks on doing with mumei
Remember Sipsco vs Honeydew Inc?
So that what was in the chest, I was dying to know what's inside of it
Kronii released her foxes yesterday I believe.
Chat has bad vocabulary? What a surprise
Has Kroni seen it yet? I gotta know
I want to know what happened after.
Storage (do not take)
What happened to demand 3?
Same thing that happened to sheep 3
I can imagine Kronii replying to this with a simple "Haha. NO."
page 1 of 54
ahhh this is too much for kronii
What happened to number 3?
"This is inhumane"
I mean... it's foxes, not humans.
Also #nonsuspicioussetup
what happened to demand #3?
There’s no sheep #3 so there’s no demand #3
Based
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sounds like her
Fauna: I want to protect mumei
Mumei in Among Us: go away Fauna!
Fauna: mumei! What I do?! 😭😢
Hollup, kronii started this war, i have a feeling this wont go the way fauna hopes xD
that was a very pathetic move made by Fauna, if our *Sultan* got his hand in this server, an endless war would broke out guaranteed.
...I am confused by the people in comment sections for clips of this, why do so many people think Fauna is being kind, nice or peaceful? This is hands down one of if not the most insulting treaties I have ever seen where one party has not surrendered unconditionally.
Fauna is making a very large amount of demands, the Mumei one is rather unfair/insulting since Mumei has made it rather clear that she want to work for kronii.
the offering of peace does not even cover the loss brought on by Fauna's actions. along with creating more work for Kronii having to now make a sheep farm (That Fauna will likely demand be 'humane') along with "Fixing" her other farms. Also she stole from the storage room that is clearly marked with do not take.
This treaty is not a peace offering it is a way for Fauna to start the war while looking like the victim when she is the one who bares most of the blame. I am aware this is all in good fun and such nor do I hate or dislike either of the girls, just pointing out that Fauna's treaty a sham.
She's going for that Diplomatic Insult casus belli so the war is less likely to lead to territorial losses if it goes south for her. Truly a gamer.
So this is basically Versailles over again? who is USA then? Pekora?
@@johntitor1256 But the war has already started so...
Gain +20 aggression
lose 2 stability
(wait, who started it?)
Bruh this started with some events that escalated quickly and they are just playing their roles according to each personality, don't mind it that much
Kronii was responsible for Kronii's losses. Fauna throughout the entire incident only put down two blocks to seal an entrance after Kronii had threatened to do just that. Everything else has occurred specifically because of how Kronii has approached this situation. It is an extreme stretch to claim Fauna's "theft" of 2 ink sacs makes her an aggressor and her claim over Mumei is not "insulting" (it is inaccurate, she misunderstands their relationship, chat has been egging her on the entire time, e.g. telling her Kronii killed Mumei once and telling her there can be no peace because of it.)
Am I the only one who still shipping Fauna and Mumie?
Gooo Fauna
Treaty of Versailles (2021)