Yes he's absolutely right. Unless you want to become a professional gambler(which is a stressful career choice) you only go to the casino to have fun and you gamble what you're willing to lose. At that point it's just another entertainment expense like going out for dinner or mini golf.
@Dave DDM believe it or not read a story like this recently, guy hit jackpot for like 1.2 mil and the casino refused to pay out saying the machine malfunctioned
Used to work as a blackjack dealer at a casino, had someone win a 42,000$ jackpot on one of our tables, it turned out he didnt have a legal piece of ID, or a passport, so he couldn't take his money! He had I think it was 30 days to claim it, he never came back and the jackpot went back onto the table
@Sriousprobs that’s why casinos exist. Because of suckers that think they are going to beat the house. That’s why they build billion dollar casinos because they’re losing their ass. I grew up in Nevada nobody beats the house consistently.
No actually they don't if you have self control...cash out then head over to the bar, not casino bar...more of a local bar cause that 1000 will go further 🤣 then spend it supporting your local businesses.
My math teacher won 3k his first trip into a casino when he went for fun during college. He left after winning that and has never returned. If you have major winnings and never go back, than the house can't get it back, it just takes major control and understanding that you'll eventually lose it if you do go back.
have to know when to leave… if you gamble in moderation and set limits it just becomes an entertainment expense. People seriously need to get off their high horse
After I worked on the gaming industry building slot machines and then moving to QA, I literally stopped playing machines unless I'm super bored and already at the casino. I don't know if a lot of people know but they program the machines to only have a 30-40% payout depending on the casino. I don't like those odds.
No casino is that low in USA. Even tribal. 70% payout is the lowest I ever seen in USA. Its 85% in Vegas, minus airport. Meaning if your not greedy you can walk out with 70-95% your money on average. But since most stay, thats a lot lower... If you replay with winnings thats where your headed. But machine and gambling board regulated wise, yes 70%+
@@krich7977 maybe he knows something none of us know.. or you might be right because it looks like he not from the us, but at same time my casinos I always lose
My brother awhile back went to a casino and his buddy gave him 20 bucks. He walked out with 3000 bucks that day from playing roulette. He then went and fished in alaska, made bank. Then went and blew it all in that casino
One and only time I ever gambled I hit a $10,000 jackpot on the first spin. I took it and ran, put it as a down payment on a brand new car the next day. Now that’s success!
@@asclepius7516 Terrible advice would be to keep betting after you just hit lmao. It’s okay though, people like you who thinks the house doesn’t win are what keeps them in business.
@@asclepius7516 do you not have friends? Lol good luck trying to get your boys to stop betting and drive home after an hour of being there because you hit for 1k. You must be the type to go alone lmao. I go to the casino once or twice a year to have a “good time” with my boys, not to pay my bills you weird ass person.. not bad advice at all to take a small portion of your winnings and stretch it out over the rest of the night, with 70% of your winnings safe in your pocket. Weird ass
Yeah I get anxiety just watching someone else spin their money. I hate casinos and I don't go to them anymore. Lost way to much money and didn't win anything back. $100k I lost of my hard earned money. Fuk that place.
One important tip after you win a lot of money don't play anymore give it a rest because if you play it more you may lose more than you gain also i didn't say you can't play just don't get too addicted 😁
“amazing people will support a business where drinking their product destroys your liver” get off your high horse, in moderation there isnt anything wrong with gambling as long as your responsible
If you go to Vegas and want cheap drinks sit at a penny slot and wait for the cocktail waitress to pass tip her a dollar or go to the bar put a twenty ask for your drink tip a dollar and cash out
Did you even watch the video? Honestly, how do you know he played three times, but you don't know how? You have a stroke mid video? You pause the video, take a bong rip then sleep for nine hours, come back and press play & forgot the first part of the vid? If so, you can click replay.... Lord have mercy this girl need some milk! Somebody loan this person a dollar so they can pay attention and play this game called Life 😂
@@Lions7.62mm calm down dick head. You didn't have to spill all the jokes you learned over your entire 10 year career as a comment bandit on someone who probably doesn't gamble
But for everyone that thinks that's a good pay It's actually very bad , 100 per spin for a 1000 return is terrible. Just think of 1 dollar to 10 dollar same concept if it's 10k then that's ok
Nope no way never again…… went to Cherokee to the Casino for the very first time…… I’d say like a kid in a candy store but no !!! The candy story won’t make you fall out on the floor and you cry…… how about a 🐜 bug 🐛 attractive to the big bright lights.. ahh ahhh !!! And then you get to the light… 💥💥BAMM 💥💥 In other words you walk in to the Casino with only $150 to play with…. Swoosh….there goes $50… Damn that was quick. Let move around some. Swoosh… holy shit and $20 gone. I am begging to hate that sound whoosh…… what the hell just happened??? $35 gone line the wind……. WOW 😮 I only have $95 dollars 💵 left…. I looked at my wife and said well honey we ain’t been her but 10 damn minutes….. 🤣😜 ( yea funny now, but not 15 years ago ) We’ll come on let’s go all around and see what’s happening….. Swoosh !!! Oh shit I hate that noise of My money leaving 💸💸…. How much ? $80.. 😮 WHAT ? You mean to tell me We only have $15 left… oh for the love of Jesus help me !!! ***Ain’t no Jesus here in the Casino 🎰. That’s how his daddy lost Mars that way !!! Well honey I think 🤔 we should just cut our loss and go !!! In fact we really should take this $15 and run out this damn place………. Ok honey let go home 🏡. The walk of shame….. WAIT ! Wait WAIT !!!! I came here to win 🏆 and Damnit I am going to win !!!!!!! Put $15 on red 22………… Oh oh ohhh 😲 oh !! What!!!!!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!!!!! Yay 😁🏆🏆🏆. can I get that $400 in chips ? I am on a winning streak now I have hit my stride !!!!!! Honey don’t you think 🤔 we should call it a night ? We came with $150 lost it all and now we have $400….. we’re ahead !! I know sweet heart but I can feel it we are going to hit it big !!!! Go pick you out some jewelry or something nice…….. ok let’s do it again. Red 22 again !!!! ( the story ends here ) I will say I got my ass kicked all the way back to the hotel 🏨 we went home the next day and cut the week long trip short by 6 days……. 😁😁😁😁
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Hard pass lmao
*25 Years later*: And that’s how I started my gambling addiction.
Now im living in cardboard and need to fight with hobos for food
Hmm
@@xGARIDx lmao wtf
@@xGARIDx@
Yea thats how it starts 🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
My dad always said "only go to the casino with precalculated cash to have fun not to make money."
I would pretend it's a big video game..
Making money is fun
@@thierry18 *you dont say* -NicholasCage
Yes he's absolutely right. Unless you want to become a professional gambler(which is a stressful career choice) you only go to the casino to have fun and you gamble what you're willing to lose. At that point it's just another entertainment expense like going out for dinner or mini golf.
@@muturaman3880 and professional gamblers don't do slot machines because in the long run they are mathematically unwinnable.
It only take 10 more seconds to be back at zero
Word
5 dollar?
Unless you leave *inserts black man pointing to his head insinuating it's smart*
Most other attempts ended quicker than this.
Let that shit ride!lol
Sorry machine malfunctioned, but for your trouble we'll validate your parking and give you $15 gift card to food court!
@Dave DDM believe it or not read a story like this recently, guy hit jackpot for like 1.2 mil and the casino refused to pay out saying the machine malfunctioned
@@mrRufffnTumble yeah I've seen a few million+ pay outs and they casino says the machine malfunctioned
Some lady won millions and casino said it malfunctioned. Their excuse every time!!! Fck them!!! I would burn it down!
Used to work as a blackjack dealer at a casino, had someone win a 42,000$ jackpot on one of our tables, it turned out he didnt have a legal piece of ID, or a passport, so he couldn't take his money! He had I think it was 30 days to claim it, he never came back and the jackpot went back onto the table
Lollllll
Guy: I just won $1000 with my $100 dollar bill
Casino: are you sure about that?
Is each credit to play $100 ?
I don’t gamble and don’t know anything about slots .
@@sammyfuqnp yes there’s different slot machine that take like 1$ 5$ etc.
@@sammyfuqnp let me explain
Casinos hate when you win and make stupid bullshit to not give your prize money
@Sriousprobs that’s why casinos exist. Because of suckers that think they are going to beat the house. That’s why they build billion dollar casinos because they’re losing their ass. I grew up in Nevada nobody beats the house consistently.
If you ask yourself “should i do one more?” The answer is no. The house always wins, especially if you stay long.
Except that was not the case here
They didnt win this time
Your comment is pretty redundant in this video eh?
@@DeadAimBowLP yours even more lol
@@ttimeforgaming How..?
Now you have to find the will to cash out before losing anything. Good luck with that. Lol
KDA (G) IDLE nah it’s not easy bud haha
S A D
Pretty easy if youre under control how about you dont play then
@@daimsaeed Okie dokie
@Avocado Toast listen bud you’re doing fine. Don’t be scared to reach out for help pal.
They're just not showing the $3,000 they lost before this routine
I did this once thinking it was a $20 slot machine. It was the last time I seen that $100
Lmao
Haha i got on a 10 thinking it was 1 drunk hundred went fast that fast tho
“should i do one more” like he would listened
When my girl ask...I be like “ why ask me your going to do it anyway” 🤦🏾♂️
😂
She even said " your already gonna push it anyway"
@@c1h2r3i4s56987 i’m killing myself todays date thanks pal
@@c1h2r3i4s56987 nerd
Don’t worry, the casino will get it back. They always do.
Why you say my name
No actually they don't if you have self control...cash out then head over to the bar, not casino bar...more of a local bar cause that 1000 will go further 🤣 then spend it supporting your local businesses.
And then some right? He will drop a c note every visit now win or lose
My math teacher won 3k his first trip into a casino when he went for fun during college. He left after winning that and has never returned. If you have major winnings and never go back, than the house can't get it back, it just takes major control and understanding that you'll eventually lose it if you do go back.
Casinos have become very friendly since the pandemic.. 😝
Casinos are tribal they do not have to listen to pandemic. They are there own country.
*Person who made the video* I just made a Grand in less than a minute.
*Casino management* 👮🏻♂️🤔 we can fix this problem.
😆😅🤣😂
He cut off the video before it showed him Blowing that whole $G on 10 more spins 🤣🤣
Then arguing with his girlfriend for JUST 1 MORE CHANCE 👍👍😘😘
Loooooool the gamblers addiction
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚜?
𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 100% 𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚜.
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“I made $1000 last night!” After losing 2K the night before, and 10k the year before. Terrible addiction, the house always wins.
have to know when to leave… if you gamble in moderation and set limits it just becomes an entertainment expense. People seriously need to get off their high horse
Going to the casino and expecting a profit is the start of most addictions
You got me
I tried to wipe your profile pic off of my screen.
@KRAK came back to see your comment. And did it again..
use fucking dark mode
You got me...lol
Y’all crazy I would’ve just strolled by lol congrats though
Me too
I would have just watched it on youtube.
My boss and his wife for 30 years, have been going to the casino. They literally win 2-5k then lose 2k right after. That's twice a year.
One day you can tell your own story about spending some cash
@@surelyyeah i know =( all that beer and fast food
@@stareAtWall 😂😅
My parents go like 30 times a year their yearly report said $350k spent and $380k received
@@ExoBuilding pretty sad if they bet 10k everytime they go and risk 350k/year..
Just by watching i already get that feeling of obsession
How sad you’re that easily drawn in…
I don't know about anyone else, but my heart dropped just seeing that 100 go in the machine lol
Ssme
True
You gotta play to win!
Don't be poor.
In comes the waitress..." Heres your complimentary free Jack and Coke Sir..."
She's like "your guna do it anyways" 😂😂😂😂
Once turned 5 bucks into 1200 and it was down hill from there just a cycle of winning and losing even more dont get hooked
But thats not that bad in the end u only spent 5 bucks
@@damiangonzalez3463 and the time
A hundred dollars a game? 😲 It's very expensive! 😲
They called it the “One Armed Robber”
U really a fbi agent
One arm bandit
@@adamscott9482 Yes but rouge
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you pay your rent
No more like how you lose your rent money LOL
Almost as dumb as playing the lottery and scratch offs 🤣
@@HitLeftistsWithHammers i play scratch offs😭😭😭
@@HitLeftistsWithHammers bruh I won 10'000 on my first scratch off ever lol not capping it was a cash Word 2 😂
Native ads will do that to ya
*5 hours later* and that's how I lost my entire life savings
Slot machines are what I call "Reverse ATM's"
My man, you’ve reach 0000,0000,09% of luck
That’s the same as 9%
Huh?
@@baxterboi6093 nah he meant .09 😉
@@LilScotty10 . 09 is 9% of 1.00
So, you stand corrected. Better luck next time.
@@Lions7.62mm that was the joke goofball
Truth is this guy put in a whole lot more over time than that 100 dollar bill. He just doesn't show you the footage of that....
Me when someone gives me $100 and they tell me, "don't spend it all in one place."
And then I go right to the heroin dealership, and buy a couple gs! Then do a fat shot!!
After I worked on the gaming industry building slot machines and then moving to QA, I literally stopped playing machines unless I'm super bored and already at the casino. I don't know if a lot of people know but they program the machines to only have a 30-40% payout depending on the casino. I don't like those odds.
No casino is that low in USA. Even tribal. 70% payout is the lowest I ever seen in USA. Its 85% in Vegas, minus airport. Meaning if your not greedy you can walk out with 70-95% your money on average. But since most stay, thats a lot lower... If you replay with winnings thats where your headed. But machine and gambling board regulated wise, yes 70%+
You don't play the casino games unless you're at the casino... pretty sure everyone feels the same 🙄
@@krich7977 maybe he knows something none of us know.. or you might be right because it looks like he not from the us, but at same time my casinos I always lose
Security: eye in the sky, watch the guy at the slot machines. He's up to something
That was the most uneventful $1000 win I've ever seen 🤣
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I only gambled at Red Dead Redemption 2's based camp. We're calling and raising bets by cents.
The best slot. It was a lower demon but still have a high payout ratio at my local casino. They got rid of it since then the casino been tight.
" you were already gonna bet it anyways" lol
This why I love high limit slots.
Stg
They love you more
A casino is equivalent to a grown ups Chuckie Cheese
“Should I do it” it never stops brother don’t even start
Always thought that, would find a lower machine, spy on a $100./spin player.
Not ready yet.
I could hear his heart beat. 😂😂
Lol
I haven't set foot in a casino due to Covid for 2 years. I CAN honestly say I am breaking even.Fun to watch on youtube.
My brother awhile back went to a casino and his buddy gave him 20 bucks. He walked out with 3000 bucks that day from playing roulette. He then went and fished in alaska, made bank. Then went and blew it all in that casino
The circle of life
Average person win 5 figures+*
Casino: oh sorry the machine malfunctioned.
casinos would pay to just make you see this video
One and only time I ever gambled I hit a $10,000 jackpot on the first spin. I took it and ran, put it as a down payment on a brand new car the next day. Now that’s success!
The German Monarch guy
Now take $300 and go play roulette placing $5 bets and have a fun rest of your night.. win or lose you still have $700 in your wallet
Just dip with the band or all in on red if you’re not broke
@@asclepius7516 Terrible advice would be to keep betting after you just hit lmao. It’s okay though, people like you who thinks the house doesn’t win are what keeps them in business.
@@asclepius7516 do you not have friends? Lol good luck trying to get your boys to stop betting and drive home after an hour of being there because you hit for 1k. You must be the type to go alone lmao.
I go to the casino once or twice a year to have a “good time” with my boys, not to pay my bills you weird ass person.. not bad advice at all to take a small portion of your winnings and stretch it out over the rest of the night, with 70% of your winnings safe in your pocket. Weird ass
@@asclepius7516 so you make $600 in profit. And you know you're walking out with that much...how is this terrible advice?
I would just take the 1k and throw it all on black on the nearest roulette table
And the idea of generational wealth evaporated before his very eyes
Love those $100 machine bets ! So much fun
Lol should say... Big Jays Gambling Addiction 😂
My motto: I leave after I win. I walk out with the money I didn't have, when I walked in.
That’s why I hate to walk away and is also why I leave all my money their lol
Yeah I get anxiety just watching someone else spin their money. I hate casinos and I don't go to them anymore. Lost way to much money and didn't win anything back. $100k I lost of my hard earned money. Fuk that place.
@@beenheredoneit.4381 that’s the idea they win you lose. That’s why it’s called gambling and the house always wins. Casinos are for suckers
One important tip after you win a lot of money don't play anymore give it a rest because if you play it more you may lose more than you gain also i didn't say you can't play just don't get too addicted 😁
I walked into a casino once, put in $20 hit it 5 times and won 9k in 2 minutes. Cashed out all mine and left 🤣
First timers luck. Like on my trip to Vegas. Went in with 50$. Slot machine only. Came out with 10.000$. Never again...
I love how he was impulsively going to bet it anyway but realizes that his wife his recording and stops to ask for permission. 😆😎
Very nice! Thanks for sharing that!
I never knew there were slot machines this expensive! 😳
I have devilishly good luck with these things. Last time I hit a casino, I put in $5 and walked away with $40 in 10 minutes.
LOL... That's so cute.
And I'm afraid to put a quarter in one of those slot machines. Wow.🤔😷
The day I put a C note in a slot machine would be the day several huge persons dressed in white coats scoop me up with a large butterfly net.
WHA-
Clark, it’s the gift that keeps on giving....
Very nice Christmas vacation reference
jelly of the month club
Even just watching the video, I get a dopamine rush 😂
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“Should I do it again” “your going to do it anyway” lol
I'd cash out immediately and use another $100 on that machine! F that!!!
Damn that’s a lucky hit, wish I was that lucky
New friend to the channel! Congratulations on the win!👍
10倍になったのにスゴさが全然伝わらない
The segway guy was never seen again after that.
You know damn well he ended up spending the 1k there too
I pointed to a bright expensive casino sign. I told my son, I helped pay for it.
@@cg3771
Oh no
Not a good sign
I was next to a lady a few years ago who hit $6K on a slot machine. She was balling her eyes out and shaking terribly.
I had a neighbor that won 30k by accidentally pressing the max, she got a motor home from it, was not there for it though
Wat a profit of 90% awesome 👏
36 MILLION... WOOOOOOOOW
Thats AMAZING 👏🏿💪🏿
I wish you continued success
Wut? $36 mil?
Amazing to me people support a business that makes money by setting the odds where they will always win.
“amazing people will support a business where drinking their product destroys your liver” get off your high horse, in moderation there isnt anything wrong with gambling as long as your responsible
@@Opticillusion160 Good point. If you enjoy doing it, it's like paying for any other type of entertainment, drinking or otherwise.
@@mickjager5974 Correct, compulsive gambling is a problem but if you set limits and know when to leave then it becomes just an entertainment expense.
That's what I'm talking about... Awesome
And that's when you are supposed to walk away and spend the shit out of that money 🤣
This happens to everyone in the casino. That’s why the lights are on.
If you go to Vegas and want cheap drinks sit at a penny slot and wait for the cocktail waitress to pass tip her a dollar or go to the bar put a twenty ask for your drink tip a dollar and cash out
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𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 100% 𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚜.
My man actually put a Benjamin into a slot machine
And that's how you get hooked lol
U can hear his anxiety
It looks so easy, but never happen to me😉😆
OOH YEAH CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER 👊
Nice I would have never stopped at that joker lol
Yup... life is about taking risks sometimes. Good play!
He didn’t show the part where he bet the 1000 and lost it all
Just remember " Those big beautiful machines and building aren't built with winner's money!!
That's how they keep the "lights on" in the casinos.
$100 a hit is too much for my blood.
How did you spin 3 times with 1 credit?
First spin he hit the cherry and it paid 2 credits, so he was able to spin the wheel 2 more times.
Did you even watch the video? Honestly, how do you know he played three times, but you don't know how?
You have a stroke mid video? You pause the video, take a bong rip then sleep for nine hours, come back and press play & forgot the first part of the vid?
If so, you can click replay....
Lord have mercy this girl need some milk! Somebody loan this person a dollar so they can pay attention and play this game called Life 😂
@@Lions7.62mm lmao that's pretty harsh
@@Lions7.62mm calm down dick head. You didn't have to spill all the jokes you learned over your entire 10 year career as a comment bandit on someone who probably doesn't gamble
This was me when I was in vegas at 21. You can get lucky.
That sound brings me back to Crossy road
But for everyone that thinks that's a good pay It's actually very bad , 100 per spin for a 1000 return is terrible. Just think of 1 dollar to 10 dollar same concept if it's 10k then that's ok
Its 900% return on investment... Pretty good
Nope no way never again…… went to Cherokee to the Casino for the very first time…… I’d say like a kid in a candy store but no !!! The candy story won’t make you fall out on the floor and you cry…… how about a 🐜 bug 🐛 attractive to the big bright lights.. ahh ahhh !!! And then you get to the light…
💥💥BAMM 💥💥 In other words you walk in to the Casino with only $150 to play with…. Swoosh….there goes $50… Damn that was quick. Let move around some. Swoosh… holy shit and $20 gone. I am begging to hate that sound whoosh…… what the hell just happened??? $35 gone line the wind……. WOW 😮 I only have $95 dollars 💵 left…. I looked at my wife and said well honey we ain’t been her but 10 damn minutes….. 🤣😜 ( yea funny now, but not 15 years ago ) We’ll come on let’s go all around and see what’s happening….. Swoosh !!! Oh shit I hate that noise of
My money leaving 💸💸…. How much ? $80.. 😮 WHAT ? You mean to tell me
We only have $15 left… oh for the love of Jesus help me !!! ***Ain’t no Jesus here in the Casino 🎰. That’s how his daddy lost Mars that way !!! Well honey I think 🤔 we should just cut our loss and go !!! In fact we really should take this $15 and run out this damn place………. Ok honey let go home 🏡. The walk of shame….. WAIT ! Wait WAIT !!!! I came here to win 🏆 and Damnit I am going to win !!!!!!! Put $15 on red 22………… Oh oh ohhh 😲 oh !! What!!!!!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!!!!! Yay 😁🏆🏆🏆. can I get that $400 in chips ? I am on a winning streak now I have hit my stride !!!!!! Honey don’t you think 🤔 we should call it a night ? We came with $150 lost it all and now we have $400….. we’re ahead !! I know sweet heart but I can feel it we are going to hit it big !!!! Go pick you out some jewelry or something nice…….. ok let’s do it again. Red 22 again !!!!
( the story ends here ) I will say I got my ass kicked all the way back to the hotel 🏨 we went home the next day and cut the week long trip short by 6 days……. 😁😁😁😁
Seems like your real problem is all the meth you did between bets
At least your relationship didn't end or did it?
It’s like “one more episode” but with money.