When I drank bhangh for the first time on the eve of holi toh I touched the feet of a single person 20 times......and I told my mother that I had a crush on "swami ji" from Astha channel😂
Lmao I was exactly him except I got so freaked out that we had to actually go to the hospital. Never take that 1 Re.Bhang ka gola. Smoke weed if u want but never that shit.
This is so accurate omg, Happened the same with me and my friends. Har 2 minute me cheezein bhool jaate hai, So I used to give them reality checks ki - "Bhai abhi 5 minute pehle hum kiss topic pe baat kar rahe the?" and none of them remembers it xD
I had faced this "imagination" situation on shivratri when I drank a 1 litre mug full of bhang😂 hangover remained for nearly 36 hrs even I slept for nearly 20 hrs but that was my frst and last bhang experience. 😂 I was so scared ki ab mai pagal ho jaunga during these 36 hrs😂😂
Have watched it around more than 15+ times and laughed badly every time and I think you know the reason. one of the best stand-up comics ever man. would love to listen to you live one day. waiting for GEM OF A PERSON to be released on TH-cam. lots of love.
Bro not actually to me but i cant stop laughing without any reason and also the world feels more beautiful like someone added a filter to nature. but now lockdown sucks cant able to buy
When I had bhang during Holi I forgot how to breathe 😂😂 I have to constantly remind myself that I have to breathe or else I will die. Fir log kya kahenge ki needh mein mar gayi bhang pike😂😂😅 kyuki saas lena bhul gayi
Bc pta nhi kitni hi stand ups me yeh line padh chuka hu comment section me salla ab to lgda hai ke khi upsc na puchh le ke batao yeh mashoor kathan kiska hai :/
Watched it like a zillion times. Still even after so much time, greatest story I heard ever. I have a bhang story experience myself too and can totally relate to what he described 😂😂. Bhang is just from different dimension. 😂
I had an exact same experiance when i was home high on bhang and thinking i was still in the auto rickshaw to my way home. Shuru may to Heart attack lag raha tha. Bhang ka weed se kafi zyada bekar nasha hai.
my byang story : i ate 2 bholas then friends forced me to eat jaleebi , for 2 hours i was in washroom with shower on sitting in a corner singing nursery rhymes .
@@Dhhu333 bro try bhola, it's idk kinda different it's not regular bhang .. although warning i once also got bt and i could hear my heartbeats pounding like my heart will explode
This guy definitely deserves more subscribers, one of the most underrated comedians out there. I may be wrong show audience wise. But definitely on youtube he should have subscribers in millions. He is GOOOD
Did I just watch suspenive intense real life comedy? 😂 The best thing is... He gave audience to imagine what could happen next and come up with more suspense and outcomes😂
That is so true. I remember having bhang for the first time during college days. I had it just before we had to leave for home. I was in a local train, it was peak hours, when the bhang kicked in. I had completely lost my mind. I was looking out of the train, imagining it’s speeding out of control. I’ve had done many psychedelics before but that was one truly amazing experience. Few of my friends literally cried when we popped bhang few weeks later during our college festival.
@@ahmaranees Guruji bhang ke baare mein aur kich bataiye.... Kaise khate hain matlab pani ke sath ya dudh ke sath ya direct chew karke? Aur nasha bhang khane ke kitne time bad suru hota hai aur kitne time tak raheta hai? 🙏
This video is so addictive i have watched this more then 10 times Amazing work done bro, comic timing was nice and the way you tell the story is out of the world
Totally relating to this😂 I am currently traveling in a local train and watched this... LMAO 😂😂 my friends around me are wondering "ye pagal toh nai hogaya hai and I am like - haan Sharda hospital abhi khula hoga kya?" Hahahahah😂😂😂😂
I remember my friend after taking weed said “something is happening to me, I think I will go mad... let me go home before I start doing weird things”. and then he started rushing home, running in a fucking heavy rain without umbrella or anything. WELL, THE MADNESS HAD ALREADY STARTED
I once had bhang on holi. At first i didn't feel anything for a good amount of time....but then while i was watching tv it struck me....my head felt heavy and the world was all cartoonish. I was thinking fast and moving slow. I was fumbling on plain road and my legs went stiff on stairs. The funniest😂 part was i wore my tshirt upside down. I didn't realise and i was roaming whole day like that. There were also some consequences....i vomitted at my friend's place...had a terrible headache...and i think my father also suspected something was wrong with me😂😂 It was a whole different experience...but i don't think i am doing it again!!!
I was not naked, he thought I was.
vivek thakur Really or u r just covering it up
Jhooth bhaiii jhooth😅😅
😂😂😂😂
Are guru ji 🤣🤣🤣gud ka idea shi tha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guruji, pranam!
😔
🙏
His face reminds me of the Cat Snowbell from the movie 'Stuart Little'😂😼
Good bro
Oh fuckkkkk 🤣🤣
😂😂
mai bhi sochu... isko kahi dekha hai..😂😂😂😂
Fuck how do I unsee this 😂😂
3 hours of life.
The way he narrated the feeling of Bhola(Gola) was lit.
Kal he hua ye 50% story repeat hum logo ke sath bhola kha lia tha
Bhola vardaan hai...
When I drank bhangh for the first time on the eve of holi toh I touched the feet of a single person 20 times......and I told my mother that I had a crush on "swami ji" from Astha channel😂
Areeee
😂
Are didiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😂😂😂😂
LoL Sorabh pant also told a joke on this in Rant of the Pant video
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If India ever gets the bollywood version of Hangover, he will play the role of Allen perfectly.
You beat me to it !!! Was about to type the same thing!!!
Are bilkul , but who would be Bradley cooper ?
Bradley cooper hritik re
You are so right 😂
Stu will be Varun.....sabse harami
am i the only one who want to hear the all five version of the story??
Yes u r only one
me too
Even i want to hear all 5 versions
Lmao I was exactly him except I got so freaked out that we had to actually go to the hospital. Never take that 1 Re.Bhang ka gola. Smoke weed if u want but never that shit.
@@pmaster1173 what happened in the hospital?
It never gets old. The same vibe, fun and zeal to watch and listen this gem. 😂😂😂
Exactly 😂🎉
This is exactly what bhang ka gola feels like. I appreciate people not faking their hangovers. great job
*He doesn't even need any punchline to make me laugh*
I too was gonna say that
Uske hi dost ho kya
Sahi me yrr
"Khule bahoo se swagat hua "kya tha 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yehi baatein toh bad me yaad aayengi 😂♥️
Yaad kyu karna ek gola wapas lao aur scene recreate kar do😍😍 that's even more nostalgic
that's our sweetheart Abhishek upmannyu :)
😁😁😁😁😁😁
Tu Sala present mei bhi nostalgia mei jee rha hai.
Hahahaa
Best sit down comedy on TH-cam. I don't even remember how many times I've seen this.😂😂
“Ham to un dino me bhakt the, tab to koi tha b nai” appreciation comment.
Devesh Dixit and Pratyush Chaubey , two of the funniest yet underrated comics in the Industry , they both deserve a Netflix or a Prime Special
That's why Chaubey will be in Comicstaan 3
Yr voh bhi sumit anand
Pratyush is also very good
@@saikatbanik9359 who told you this?m
Siddharth dudeja also. Much more better than mainstream ones
"khuli baaho se swagat huya iss vichaar ka" i'm gonna be using this line for the rest of my life lol
vicchar hai bhai😂😂
That's how bengalis pronounce bro...it's fine for him
Fear the Dark Side, mortal!
Khuli baahon se swagat hua aapke is vichar ka bhi😂😂😂
Janta mein harsh aur ulaas ki lahar daudi 🤣🤣🤣
This is so accurate omg, Happened the same with me and my friends. Har 2 minute me cheezein bhool jaate hai, So I used to give them reality checks ki - "Bhai abhi 5 minute pehle hum kiss topic pe baat kar rahe the?" and none of them remembers it xD
I had faced this "imagination" situation on shivratri when I drank a 1 litre mug full of bhang😂 hangover remained for nearly 36 hrs even I slept for nearly 20 hrs but that was my frst and last bhang experience. 😂 I was so scared ki ab mai pagal ho jaunga during these 36 hrs😂😂
Dude today i drank bhaang i feel high now therefore I came here to know side-effects
I am glad to see that you have commented just once...loop vala scene nahi hua abhi apka 😂
@@priyankak6502 sahi mai bhi dekhne aaya tha mai bhi weak me 1 gola kha leta hu
Last year on Shivratri consumed so much bhaang that I developed photographic memory as well as zooming powers. 😂😂
I daily drink it and close eyes and sit alone and take ride of heaven
The only guy who do stand up comedy sitting
Wrong karunesh talwar is the other one🤣😁😂
Bechara 3 ghante khara tha.. thak gaya hoga😂😂
@@bhaktand8291 Woh toh usske vajan ke wajah se
@@ankittelang8902 ya bro
Are you looking for the word 'effortlessly' ?
Ps: Or am I the only one who's tryin to find meanings in the most straightforward statements 🤔😒
Ese or stories chahiye 'khuli baahon s swagat hai'😂😂
Watched it after a year still laughing like the first time I laughed 😂😂
looks like Banku from "BHOOTNAATH" grew up and started doing stand up......
He did the sit up comedy literally
Sit down
It's common.
@@amanarora4360 lmao
He's just tired from standing for 3 hours😂
I'm watching this in Sharda hospital 😂
😂😂
Kyu bhai kaam kerte ho waha pr ya admit huye the!!!
Meine waha se MCA kiya h Sharda se
Khula hai kya ??😂
@@BHARDWAJ_ROHIT मेंने B.TECH 😂😂
@@vrana962 Bhai main bhi B.Tech (2nd year) 😂😂
He reminds me of Bassi !!
They both are amazinggggg comedians.😎
Have watched it around more than 15+ times and laughed badly every time and I think you know the reason. one of the best stand-up comics ever man. would love to listen to you live one day. waiting for GEM OF A PERSON to be released on TH-cam. lots of love.
He is totally speaking like physics teacher. 😜
Sahi
Achhaaaaaaa 😯😯😯
He even reminded me of my teacher..same style of speaking
Haan bhai Coaching mein physics wale teachers aise hi bolte hai 😂
Exactly. He sounds like my physics teacher
Plot twist : Names are not changed they are real .
I am also thinking that
Yes, names are real - I know the guys- we were in the same college..
@@aartikewl ayega to modi hi😁
@@srrs007😂 👍
Legends know : Names are not changed to protect identity ..... Last Disclaimer is added to protect identities
He creates such an electrifying atomsohere before delivering the punch line joke ....Great work on script
The story he told is exactly true
This is what happens when you eat/drink bhaang
There's always a Deja Vu going on in your head
Exactly happened to me..
Bruhhh
Bro not actually to me but i cant stop laughing without any reason and also the world feels more beautiful like someone added a filter to nature. but now lockdown sucks cant able to buy
@@shaileshzha1359 bruh the exact shit i feel when i smoke weed
I had marijuana once .. and i was having exactly having short term memory losses
Once I was finding my mobile under sofa for an hour. With my mobile torch on weeds.😆😆😆
😂😂😂🤣
LMAO
😆😂😂
Old one.
😂😂😂😂🪴🪴🪴
6:42 : HUM TO UN DINO BHAKT THE, jb koi nhi tha
people didn’t get the joke!
One of the best stories. I'd like to hear everyone's version too. (Those who were in the story)
8:16 the guy's laughter sounds like an old vespa scooter getting started
Best one
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
😑😑😂
"He arrives on stage"
Give him a chair 🤷😅
can't stop laughing 😂😂
I didn't get the joke 🙄
i watched this few years back and laughed way too heard. I watched it today and felt soo relatable. This is exactly how I felt
When I had bhang during Holi I forgot how to breathe 😂😂 I have to constantly remind myself that I have to breathe or else I will die. Fir log kya kahenge ki needh mein mar gayi bhang pike😂😂😅 kyuki saas lena bhul gayi
i couldn't sleep lagta tha if i close my y eyes i will not breathe and die
😂😂😂
*why all these people liked this comment??*
Edit:- I didn't ask for it
Bc pta nhi kitni hi stand ups me yeh line padh chuka hu comment section me salla ab to lgda hai ke khi upsc na puchh le ke batao yeh mashoor kathan kiska hai :/
Tu har stand up video me yahi quote CAP me likhta h na
@@namishkumar5326 nope... first time
It was understandable for the first 1637747 times.
Aur biswa overrated hai.
No he didnt
Haven't seen anybody else doing comedy that effortlessly..
Watched it like a zillion times. Still even after so much time, greatest story I heard ever.
I have a bhang story experience myself too and can totally relate to what he described 😂😂. Bhang is just from different dimension. 😂
This is just truly great comedic content because I can totally relate!
People lie about their high experience but i knew this guy was telling the truth when he was able to describe properly how the high feels .
This is why I don't do bhaag and weed 😵😫
I had an exact same experiance when i was home high on bhang and thinking i was still in the auto rickshaw to my way home. Shuru may to Heart attack lag raha tha. Bhang ka weed se kafi zyada bekar nasha hai.
@@ajsuryavanshi759 I'm at home, reading your comment and laughing my ass out coz I can relate and Imma sadistic XD
@@roshanhemrom4906 hahaha
@@ajsuryavanshi759 sahi bhai uss bhaang ke gole ko BHOLA kehte hai... sala ek khaya or thoda meetha bss chkkr or sab kush gull hone lgaaa
"SHANKY" That moment when doodhwala has a cooler name than MBA people xD
Yeah just imagine
Shankar naam hai bhai uska 😂😂
Rampukare
True that man. 🤣🤣
Only who have taken bhaag ever can understand him completely 😂😂😂
This is still my favourite stand up all time. Watched it over 100 times..still laughing..
He converted those 10 rs in thousands
Capitalism xD
Just like Sumit Anand
I'm flabetgastic
MBA Kiya hai bhai
@@sameerbhandari6216 aise kaise use kar liya?
Guruji standing in chappals
"Bs ....
Bs chappalon mein"
11:35 chappalo me
Bs..
Bas chappalo me 😂😂
Everytime I have a joint, bong, .. I end up being caught in a Loop 😅
By far the most laid-back stand up comedy act I've seen recently. The storytelling is pitch perfect.
Thanks for this.
Watch sumit aanand he is the most laid back stand up guy u would ever see
My bhaang story - I talked for hours to a street Dog. 😉
True Story Man.
I don't know why but bhang doesn't affect me that much, but smoking weed can't be described
my byang story : i ate 2 bholas then friends forced me to eat jaleebi , for 2 hours i was in washroom with shower on sitting in a corner singing nursery rhymes .
@@Dhhu333 bro try bhola, it's idk kinda different it's not regular bhang .. although warning i once also got bt and i could hear my heartbeats pounding like my heart will explode
Bhai mujhe chipkali se pyaar hogaya tha.. 🤣🤣👍
@@vipuldubey1694 same
I had 2.5 "bhaang k gole", I thought I had died. I can totally related to this.
The most nonsense and deep thought wala comedy..watching it for the 2nd time and still so good😂
Almost every other guy has interesting and funny stories from hostel life but not everyone can put them into words so brilliantly. Good job man!
This is stand up comedy.
Devesh Dixit : Hold My stool.
I've watched this video more than 10 times and I laugh uncontrollablely everytime. Bhai gharwale puchne aa jaate h ki pagal to nai ho gaya 😂😂
He reminds me of Garfield the cat!😂
Fastest things in the world -
. Light
. Gunshot
. "Abhi to first year h, fuck final year aa gya"
people did not get his bhakt joke which was hilarious
aditya patel true
Right😂
I was actually looking for this comment..was thinking if it was only me who got it bull's eye.. 😄😅
Actually people get it . But they didn't perceive it as a joke.
Explain me
Bhang k baad mai 20-30 min tak continue hasa hu 😂 bina kisi joke par vaat lag gai thi puri par maza bhut aaya tha😂
This guy definitely deserves more subscribers, one of the most underrated comedians out there. I may be wrong show audience wise. But definitely on youtube he should have subscribers in millions. He is GOOOD
Did I just watch suspenive intense real life comedy? 😂
The best thing is... He gave audience to imagine what could happen next and come up with more suspense and outcomes😂
Narula drycleaners is real thing in Delhi 😂
And so is his story
Sabse hard..."Hum toh un dino 'bhakt' they". And there was such a bland response. No wonder we are where we are.
Na that joke was not funny in my opinion.
@@hitechpoint7276 No wonder we are where we are!
I'm gonna try bhang now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the names are not changed.
Varun Narula, heir of Narula Drycleaners, was my senior in school
Ab uski izzat ka kya hoga!!!!
Serious Sam badh jayegi bhai 🙌🏽
Is he that famous or the world is too small??
@@ChandrakantVadher bhot choti duniya hai bhai😂
everyone is like - dheemi dheemi halki Hasi with full-on curiosity, 🤣
Can't ask for more.
Went all together to next level
Evergreen hai bhai ye video 100+ time to maine hi dekha hai always this bhang storry is making more and more laugh epic comedy🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hats off👍👍
I really don't know why I was ignoring this😂😂
Dekh Lo, pr kaah Mt lena🤣
Me too
Main bhi😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Guys in devesh college: Khuli bahao se swagat karinge.
Love from this devesh to that DEVESH ❤️😂
No matter how many times I watch this i can never get bored of it😹😹
Underrated comedian but overwhelming routine
He introduces the character in such ease, feels like as if one has known them since childhood 😆😆😆
Devesh Dixit Nailed it bro ❤️🔥
The most relatable video, I've found till date....
You nailed it bro 💯🤣🤣🤣
Why his college friends are not commenting in this video.
i came to comment section for finding that names 😁😁...
It’s just story. Doesn’t need to be true. You enjoyed it’s, that what he aimed.
Were u High on Stupidity??? 😂
kyonki chandigarh mein bahut naam hai unke khandaan ka
hello. vivek thakur here. he changed my name
It is so Correct Description of BHang High ... I relived my moment of hostel
Re-lived*
@@sameerbhardwaj6539 धन्यवाद मास्टर जी
That is so true. I remember having bhang for the first time during college days. I had it just before we had to leave for home. I was in a local train, it was peak hours, when the bhang kicked in. I had completely lost my mind. I was looking out of the train, imagining it’s speeding out of control. I’ve had done many psychedelics before but that was one truly amazing experience. Few of my friends literally cried when we popped bhang few weeks later during our college festival.
@@ahmaranees Guruji bhang ke baare mein aur kich bataiye.... Kaise khate hain matlab pani ke sath ya dudh ke sath ya direct chew karke? Aur nasha bhang khane ke kitne time bad suru hota hai aur kitne time tak raheta hai?
🙏
@@anuronguha0898 2 ghante k baad sahi level high aata hai , dhoodh k sath taste bekar kgta hai ... Lassi ya ganne k juice k sath ghol k lele
The irony is He remembered everything to the point . Basically no one remembers that much when someone is high on BHAANG. (Telling from experience)
jokes are fictional dude...he may have experienced a few things from the set and then wrote all or heard about this by someone else.
Bro no one remembers, but ekdum thoda dimag to chalta he
I came to your channel after Samay Raina introduced you in his channel and this has become my favourite standup comedy since then.
Who else noticed that creepy laugh from the audience? It was funnier than the set and also gave me the chills.😂🤣
Me
Finally 😅
This video is so addictive i have watched this more then 10 times
Amazing work done bro, comic timing was nice and the way you tell the story is out of the world
Same bhai😂😂23 times
no one understand only stoners
Thank you universe for giving me mylove back yrr she is back with marriage commitment yrrr...
Bs m bht khush hu yrrrr
The legendary line: 'Yeh aadmi ke saath kucch next level ho chuka hai'🤣🤣
Lalit
I can totally imagine this happening ...such unrealistically real narrative of such a scenario ...great!
Totally relating to this😂 I am currently traveling in a local train and watched this... LMAO 😂😂 my friends around me are wondering "ye pagal toh nai hogaya hai and I am like - haan Sharda hospital abhi khula hoga kya?" Hahahahah😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
🤣😂
10:42 100% aisa hee hota hai bhai 😂😂
What a storyteller you are...
..god bless u....word by word picture framing in mind......loved it..... please do Amazon special
I remember my friend after taking weed said “something is happening to me, I think I will go mad... let me go home before I start doing weird things”.
and then he started rushing home, running in a fucking heavy rain without umbrella or anything.
WELL, THE MADNESS HAD ALREADY STARTED
Sumit Anand,Devesh dixit and Manik Mahna should hangout together...that will be the best bhand trio ever!!!
Missing Manik mahna😣
Add Pratyush Chaubey to the list mate..
Best part of the video starts from 4:00
I once had bhang on holi. At first i didn't feel anything for a good amount of time....but then while i was watching tv it struck me....my head felt heavy and the world was all cartoonish. I was thinking fast and moving slow. I was fumbling on plain road and my legs went stiff on stairs. The funniest😂 part was i wore my tshirt upside down. I didn't realise and i was roaming whole day like that.
There were also some consequences....i vomitted at my friend's place...had a terrible headache...and i think my father also suspected something was wrong with me😂😂
It was a whole different experience...but i don't think i am doing it again!!!
Vivek thakur
Ashutosh sharma
Varun nerula
Devesh dixit
Himanshu Goel
*Dream team*
Himanshu Goel
@@429chaos thanks... I has Just confirmed it by watching again 😅
Bharat Bhushan Tiwari also.
Shanky *the saviour*
Ye saare naam bhi un do goliyon se aaye hai
12:06 That one person in the crowd who almost choked is now in sharda hospital...😂
cxe ma kashir...🤔
the hindi and full names make it so much more entertaining!
I had yesterday... But I can't express my feelings in words 😔
" Sim card bechne ke liye kitna padhoge" best ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Just love the way you narrate an incident bro. The pauses between different punches are excellent.
Ye to meri kahani hai yaar😂😂😂😂, man u r legend, respect dil se🙌
Your delivery with expressions feels like a cool senior friend is talking. Awesome, please come to Bangalore soon. ✌🏻