I love how JCVD can teleport to Thailand anytime he wishes and pull those bad ass dance moves and then get back in the action like nothing happened. Steven Seagal can't even dream about it.
"Back to Van Damme who cant figure out why she's still a part of this movie, so he buys her a bus ticket to fuckoffsville" 😂😂😂 Space Ice never disappoints
@@Salmon_Rush_Die I have no idea, because I tried to make my comment a perfect mixture of bullshit and *awsome* . Seems like you focused on the bullshit part :D
Always- there's the baseline mentions when innocent people/women/children get killed, but then there's the special ones, like 12:41 "a level of fake cop not seen since Steven Seagal." Dolph even managed a Louisiana badge in homage to that fakest of fake cops.
Reminds me of the first scene of The Terminator. Angry jacked dude naked at night? Yea; let's mess with him! People can be hilariously stupid, so not unrealistic.
1) Space Ice using that restored 4K release to capture footage = GLORIOUS! Look at how crisp and sharp it is! 2) I actually saw this in theaters with my big brother opening day in NYC. One of the best theater experiences ever. Everyone was into it, non-stop cheers and laughs. 3) Man, Billy Ray and Guttenberg taught me never to interrupt JCVD while he is eating. "I just want to eat." Let the man eat.
I've seen 48 out of his 53 English-language movies (if you include Breakin' and I do) and they are all 10. Except Derailed. That was pretty bad. It's still a 10 because Van Damme, but it's like a much smaller version of 10. Like if you wrote it really thin, or maybe in a tiny font.
The whole "pervert bully" bit was hilarious. I caught this a couple times on TV as a kid, but only rewatched it recently. Was awesome seeing Jerry Orbach in it since I've only ever seen him on Law & Order.
I was having some issues and long story short, I was feeling miserable after work. And then I checked my notifications and I just couldn't believe my eyes. You made my day sir. 😂😂😂
Yes!!! This made my day. I know Space Ice already made a top reasons why Universal Soldier is the best movie ever video, but I had been hoping he'd make a full movie recap. It was so worth the wait. Space Ice is the best TH-camr. JCVD is the best. I've loved watching Universal Soldier since I first saw it in theaters all the way back in 1992. What a great combination of the most epic things ever!!
They’re just about to hit prime! This is how you know this film is fiction (and the only hint that it is)… it’s because we did t win Vietnam easily, with those two on board.
My Van Damme Mt.Rushmore is; Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Hard Target, Universal Soldier. With honourable mentions to Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact, Timecop.
This is one of my favourite movies of the era. I owned it on VHS at the time and bought it on Blu-ray. Love your sense of humour and your reviews. Have an amazing new year everyone.
This is so good. The recontextualization of the movie is just a damn gold mine. And yet again you've reminded me of a great movie whose greatness I forgot over the years, and that I need to add to my cinema collection RIGHT NOW.
I’ve lived my whole life at 69 Takeahike street in Fuckoffsville and I’ve always wondered why my town is called that. Thanks so much Space Ice, for explaining it
All my memories of this movie come flushing back to me after the car lighter scene. Then I totally remembered as a kid I placed that on my thumb to see how hot it got and charred my flesh after seeing this movie haha.. I can still smell it.
I stuck my finger in an empty light socket when I was 4, I'm 40 and I still won't do it. The old days were fun, who knew that learning the lessons would be the fun part.
I did that dumb ass shit too after watching this movie. Went from feeling like a great idea to knowing it was an awful idea in seconds. Then my dad busted my ass for being an idiot... The 90s am I right?
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Please do Universal Soldier 3 with Andrei Arlowisk the pitbull, Dolph Lundgren and Jcvd
So brutal Gen x style 😂
The bleeps make it better
You missed the chance to say Damme on Dam action.
yo ICE,when you gonna do Leathal Weapon? not only it is the greatest movies ever, the number of oneliners is so sick, it is unreal! Happy new year!
I love how JCVD can teleport to Thailand anytime he wishes and pull those bad ass dance moves and then get back in the action like nothing happened. Steven Seagal can't even dream about it.
He doesn't go anywhere, Thailand comes to him
Seagull can't even dream of getting his fat ass off a couch without the help of half a dozen weight lifters.
Scientists still haven't been able to explain it despite decades of research.
Seagal can dance... just like he fights... sitting down.
Buddah says, "What you see in others is what you have failed to see in yourself. "
Also, "Seagull is a fat bastard." 😉
JCVD and Dolph in one movie, it just doesn't get any more awesome.
Expendables part deux?
And "Universal Soldier: Regeneration", "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning", and "Black Water".
@@spejic1I see we have a movie historian here haha. Thanks!
But the first time is almost always the best, just like what we got with DeNiro and Pacino in Heat
It does get more awesome. Segal isn't in it.
"Back to Van Damme who cant figure out why she's still a part of this movie, so he buys her a bus ticket to fuckoffsville" 😂😂😂 Space Ice never disappoints
Universal Soldier is pure, condensed 90's action. You cannot get much better than this masterpiece.
I had third stage of testicular cancer, but this video was *so fucking awsome* it cured me. Thank you Space Ice.
Funny how that works. The song "Bushes of Love" from Bad Lip Reading cured my prostate cancer. That and robotic surgery. But mainly the song.
How can there be more than two stages of testicular cancer?
@@Salmon_Rush_Die I have no idea, because I tried to make my comment a perfect mixture of bullshit and *awsome* . Seems like you focused on the bullshit part :D
@@Salmon_Rush_Die same as all the other cancers? Spreading past the lymph nodes = stage 3.
It's like none of you are oncologists
The third testicle, of course @@Salmon_Rush_Die
I will never tire of the constant Seagal shitting even in movies that have nothing to do with him
Always- there's the baseline mentions when innocent people/women/children get killed, but then there's the special ones, like 12:41 "a level of fake cop not seen since Steven Seagal." Dolph even managed a Louisiana badge in homage to that fakest of fake cops.
Seagal was the reason old yeller got rabies and I also think he had something to do with John Voights death in Champ.
@@Wheres_the_money_lebowskiI mean that's just science 😅
He’s showed the world so much. Thank you JCVD.
I agree. He exposed us to so much in this movie. So so much.
Loved this film. As a kid, Dolph scared shit out of me in this.
He's an excellent villain. Drago scared me, too.
Same here!
Hes great in this
I can imagine, I stood infront of Dolph (or Hans his real name before changing it) in Stockholm 1998, inside a bus and I can tell u he is taaaall!!
He is an intimidating dude!
This is downright hilarity by 8:00
"these smart gentlemen see a vehicle straight out of Twisted Metal© pull up, Ivan Drago hops out wearing a necklace made of ears and they decide, "this is a guy we should F with...While having Kevin Pollock as your enforcer would make anyone feel invincible..""
🤣
Reminds me of the first scene of The Terminator. Angry jacked dude naked at night? Yea; let's mess with him! People can be hilariously stupid, so not unrealistic.
Seriously, this man's references are of my taste! 😅
Yeah... That shit was hilarious
“Like it’s Chicago or something” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Not wrong.
8:57Carole Baskin the greatest cameo I never knew about
If it wasn't for Space Ice, we wouldn't know about so many cameos
"That B!tch Carroll Baskins!"
Carol fucking Baskin !!!
My second all time favorite Van Damme movie, watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid 😂
@lenindominguez1986 hahahahaha, dude, that was funny
@lenindominguez1986Wasn't even funny ): dude was probably mocking you but Street Fighter was gold
It's empty!!
So which is your fave VD movie? Mine's probably Time Cop with Uni Sol a close 2nd.
@@krishnavivek5502 My number one is Blood Sport, I probably watched the movie over 100 times at this point.
The Thai dancing never gets old 😂😂😂
"... a bus ticket to F**offsville..." PRICELESS
"They won the war"
😂😂😂
These subtle quips make your stuff one of the best on YT
I *LOVED* this film as a teenager. "I'm all ears" 😂
“ After a stern lecture on spark plug maintenance“. 😅I am never disappointed with this channel.
Van Damme body causing the TV to suddenly burst out of pure excitement at 5:23 was pure brilliance 😂
I was looking for this she was like 😯💥
Did you see the long black bar between his legs?😂
No "share and subscribe" in the midle of video, no ads and just pure content. Awesome
"15 Minutes and 2 states later..." lmfao 😂😂😂
1) Space Ice using that restored 4K release to capture footage = GLORIOUS! Look at how crisp and sharp it is!
2) I actually saw this in theaters with my big brother opening day in NYC. One of the best theater experiences ever. Everyone was into it, non-stop cheers and laughs.
3) Man, Billy Ray and Guttenberg taught me never to interrupt JCVD while he is eating.
"I just want to eat."
Let the man eat.
" but, son of a bitch, buses don't drift"
😂
I found that out the hard way with 29 Grade-Schoolers on board. But that was back in '82, and I'm out now.
Bout damn time we got some more JCVD.
If you ever find yourself sick of JCVD, seek help because your name is Steven Seagal
"The ropes isn't for safety it's for the Dammes" you goddamned magnificent Space Ice 😂
"The rope isn't for their safety, it's for the dam's" I fucking lost it 😂😂 Thanks Space Ice. Happy New Year to you and everyone!
Unless he was referring to van damme as "the damme"
I'm in a marathon of watching all of Van Damme's films, I've seen about 19, and Universal Soldier is a 10 without a doubt
I've seen 48 out of his 53 English-language movies (if you include Breakin' and I do) and they are all 10.
Except Derailed. That was pretty bad. It's still a 10 because Van Damme, but it's like a much smaller version of 10. Like if you wrote it really thin, or maybe in a tiny font.
Who needs TikTok when you got Universal Soldier on VHS.
Who needs tiktok period.
The whole "pervert bully" bit was hilarious.
I caught this a couple times on TV as a kid, but only rewatched it recently. Was awesome seeing Jerry Orbach in it since I've only ever seen him on Law & Order.
That censor bar at the begining 😂
Him and Borat 😂
It's just a movie. The real JCVD bar would have been longer!
Dat ass
Space Ice was playing it extra safe, so the video wasn't deleted this time (happened with some of his previous videos).
@@jav3951Are you crazy? I could see the tip below the bar!
"Mega blockbuster hit movie!" You make my day Space Ice!!!
What a way to end the year, with a JCVD review 😊
there is enough time for a Segal review as well ❤
I don't even watch the video first. I already know it's going to be a fire video, so I like and then watch this awesomeness.
the. Van Damme ..dance...never gets old...
Jean Claude van Dance
Can't blame JCVD during that restaurant scene, I hate trying to eat and the waitress keeps coming up and asking if everything is ok!😅😁
Next time start crying softly and saying NO it's not OKAY! Steven Segall keeps making movies IT'S NOT OKAY 😭
I was having some issues and long story short, I was feeling miserable after work. And then I checked my notifications and I just couldn't believe my eyes. You made my day sir. 😂😂😂
"I don't want to hurt you, I just want to eat" words I based my life on
Never understood why cannibalism gets such a bad rep.
💪😃👍
Aw I wish you could've included JCVDs greatest line in movie history. " I just want to eat "😢
Yes!!! This made my day. I know Space Ice already made a top reasons why Universal Soldier is the best movie ever video, but I had been hoping he'd make a full movie recap. It was so worth the wait. Space Ice is the best TH-camr. JCVD is the best. I've loved watching Universal Soldier since I first saw it in theaters all the way back in 1992. What a great combination of the most epic things ever!!
"Where he shows the world..," my fave line in the beginning of each video lol
Sorry, Mr. Ice. I’ve been a little preoccupied lately, but I’m ready to catch up! Thank you for all this content 🤗
You are the funniest "Film Recap" video maker in all of TH-cam. Most film recaps people explain the movie. You make fun of it.
I think you misunderstood, Space Ice is explaining the movie. Nothing funny, just accurate explanations. 👍
@@gravelpit5680 Agreed. I’m glad he only reviews mega blockbuster hit movies for us.
The transitional period quote got me. 👏👏
One of the coolest action movies in the 90s, And the most awesome channel on youtube! Dont ever stop!
Dolph Lundgren absolutely nails the bad guy routine! Epic movie 👍
JCVD and Dolph being in Nam before they were 15 sounds like a terrible time for their enemies
I heard that was the only reason the V.C dug all them tunnels. To be able to get away from them unseen.
They’re just about to hit prime! This is how you know this film is fiction (and the only hint that it is)… it’s because we did t win Vietnam easily, with those two on board.
This movie was God tier when I was a child, and burned in to memory from watching it several thousand times.
Every time Space Ice does a JCVD vid, a fairy gets its wings
0:13 the way you blacked that out had me rolling with laughter for a minute straight. Nailed it. 😂
I'm afraid after this video, Space Ice will just die in awe due to JCVD's greatness.😅
Don't get too close the sun, Space Ice you'll melt!
Watching Seagal money laundering scam movies through the years toughened him up.
Universal Soldier rocks! I’ve seen it over a dozen times. Never gets old. Thanks for the review.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! YOU JUST KNOW THIS VIDEO IS GONNA BE GREAT!🔥🔥🔥
"I agree that this movie is the best movie ever." -Jean Claude Van Damme
Good editing lining that up at 1:15 and leaving 13 minutes to the video when he says, "we've got 13 minutes."
My Van Damme Mt.Rushmore is;
Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Hard Target, Universal Soldier.
With honourable mentions to Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact, Timecop.
That's a really tough decision?! JCVD has had a lot of amazing all-time classics!
Id put leonhart above universal soldier but that's jus me long as double team aint up there we good lol
Cyborg , in hell .
That’s two mount Rushmores
How could you forget about the masterpiece The Quest?
JCVD has never had a bad movie, He was on another level
..ever see Street Fighter??
😄 I mean, I still liked it. Objectively bad.
@@TheScotian82When you are like 10 when Street fighter comes out, you enjoy it, and then it has the nostalgia to it
LIONHEART IS THE BEST JCVD MOVIE EVER IN MY OPINION
Street Fighter or this awful Apocalpyse movie.
Cyborg...
“He got her a ticket…” those lines were epic
@Space Ice
I discovered your channel a few months ago and I can't get enough of your movies.
Edit comment : Thanks for doing the 5th element!
He already did The Fifth Element. Excellent video
Months, but never thought to check all his videos on his channel? I smell a rat lol jk
@@SN_268
Really?? I'll check it out thanks.
That steak eating scene in the market and the dinner food scene always made me hungry
I love how he's pacing himself. Best & worst first. We're not ready for him to open a can on Starwars or superhero movies. So wise & benevolent.
That was the best episode of the year.
I laughed from start to finish.
Great, the wait is over for universal soldier 👏
This is one of my favourite movies of the era. I owned it on VHS at the time and bought it on Blu-ray. Love your sense of humour and your reviews. Have an amazing new year everyone.
This is so good. The recontextualization of the movie is just a damn gold mine. And yet again you've reminded me of a great movie whose greatness I forgot over the years, and that I need to add to my cinema collection RIGHT NOW.
I love how space ice can put steven segal jokes in every video
He makes these videos so compelling that I somehow am surprised by the Thai dance scenes every time.
Also the line about the Flemish stew killed me 😂
This was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid
Space ice your channel is the greatest thing to hit TH-cam since chocolate rain!!!!!!
😅😅😅😅😅omg!!! How are you this funny?!!! You never let us down.
I’ve lived my whole life at 69 Takeahike street in Fuckoffsville and I’ve always wondered why my town is called that. Thanks so much Space Ice, for explaining it
Dolph is my male model. JCVD is something you cant even dream to replicate.
one of the most important movies of the 90s!
Van Damme never leaves home without his passport to Thailand😂😂😂. Happy New Year Iceman and Members. Have a Great One🎉🎉🎉🎉
This had me in tears. One of their best.
Incredible. Nothing can stop JCVD
Another epic review! This is the only channel where I drop whatever I'm doing to watch a new video.
I love your content, man. Your videos helped me out of a depression. I wanted to say thank you.
Thanks for this SI, probably the best way to wrap up 2023!
I was laughing so hard at this, that I had to pause it multiple times. So many great jokes. This made my week.
Badass ! You managed to review the movie exactly how I remember it 👍💪😎
Your videos are so good bro.
"Dolph ruined the Flemish stew" 😂😂😂
Drinking coffee when the censorship bars pop up on Van Damme. Thanks Ice, almost killed me.
Another space ice Van Damme video is always pure gold
Just rewatched some JCVD gems a few weeks ago and SpaceIce never fails to deliver gifts of gold, just like JCVD!!
Man i was watchin universal soldier last night and was thinking, cant wait for Space Ice to tackle this one, and here you are the next day!
0:10 did y’all catch how *LONG* the vertical black bar was? 😂😂😂😂 When JCVD walks, he accidentally steps on the tip!
Happy New Year, and thank you for this art!
Thank you for the content sirs one my fav channels on yt
7:48 Did dude just say kids running around with a handgun like it's Chicago? 😂😂😂
This is the best channel ever....
All my memories of this movie come flushing back to me after the car lighter scene. Then I totally remembered as a kid I placed that on my thumb to see how hot it got and charred my flesh after seeing this movie haha.. I can still smell it.
I stuck my finger in an empty light socket when I was 4, I'm 40 and I still won't do it. The old days were fun, who knew that learning the lessons would be the fun part.
I did that dumb ass shit too after watching this movie. Went from feeling like a great idea to knowing it was an awful idea in seconds. Then my dad busted my ass for being an idiot... The 90s am I right?
Your videos are always hysterically fantastic! Many thanks!
The scene where he shows everything 😂😂😂
That transition from bus going over cliff in AZ to shady bar in Thailand was slick. Bravo again sir, bravo.
That last 4 and a half minutes I legit almost passed out from laughing so hard....😂😂😂
Finally some JCVD dancing. I’d been missing that.
Nothing like celebrating the holidays by watching JCVD 👍🏻
It's been a long time coming, but it didn't disappoint.
11 seconds in and I'm laughing at black boxes. Bravo.
Can we get some shirts that say:
"Love Van Damme
Hate Seagal
Space Ice Forever"
???
This is some of your best work, Space Ice. 😂 Keep it up