AquaFPS is a Tarkov Menace...

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @royalscythe6422
    @royalscythe6422 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    9:28 “lets leave we have lost control of the situation” - Aqua knowing full well that there is an enemy nearby that also knows they are there, before deciding to stand still and loot

    • @matth9w
      @matth9w 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Bro had me slapping my forehead

    • @DeckerDown
      @DeckerDown 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      That one hurt real bad.

    • @Syphaxis
      @Syphaxis 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I'm honestly surprised standing on top of a rock, looking into the sky, and spinning around moments earlier didn't do it.

    • @jaker259
      @jaker259 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Absolutely remarkable move for real

    • @laivasimo8427
      @laivasimo8427 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah that was kind of obvious. I already looked in horror at the other camp clearly visible to the crate.

  • @MaxVolumeHD
    @MaxVolumeHD 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

    The way aqua's brain just shuts off when people are talking to him sometimes

    • @JoshQuake
      @JoshQuake 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      His brain is never on

    • @Redeyez2424
      @Redeyez2424 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Welyn is a very nice man because it drives me nuts when aqua just doesnt hear him at all when its a literal matter of life and death. Welyn has to wait to get shot at to find out if its not aqua lol. Still love aqua though

    • @RW8T_
      @RW8T_ 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Redeyez2424 "literal matter of life and death"

  • @ReversalToad
    @ReversalToad 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

    Aqua: shoots
    Welyn: is that you shooting?
    Aqua:
    AlsoAqua: I am at the shack

    • @nonono5351
      @nonono5351 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Clueless

    • @beansofproduction
      @beansofproduction 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      We don't watch him because he's good, we watch because he's funny.

    • @ReversalToad
      @ReversalToad 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@beansofproduction that’s exactly right. The situation had me busting up.

  • @FoxtrotAlphaGolf
    @FoxtrotAlphaGolf 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +139

    the absolute worst comms imaginable starting at 13:50

    • @luckycatGK
      @luckycatGK 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      He really is back

    • @tatro222
      @tatro222 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      welyn is so patient holy fuck

    • @nononame2033
      @nononame2033 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Also the absolute worst positioning and decisions possible. Two heavy bleeds and a fracture, stands open to the guy that shot him and turns his back to him and doesn't even pop a painkiller of which he has FIFTEEN

    • @dev1360
      @dev1360 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@nononame2033also didn't reload, also didn't even fix the bleeds even though he had all damn day to do it. AFTER repeeking and never even tried to rotate back.

    • @Seigerootz
      @Seigerootz 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You mean the most Aqua coms of all time

  • @MrsThePointALot
    @MrsThePointALot 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Perfect description of panic in action:
    "Aqua, are you shooting right now?"
    "erh.. I don't know! I don't know!..."

  • @sirmeowsmucho3674
    @sirmeowsmucho3674 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Aqua: Hears man down the hill on his right
    Aqua: Knows Welyn is still behind him
    AlsoAqua: Doesnt com about the 2nd man down the hill and gets Welyn killed (Dies shortly after to guy he knew existed 20 seconds prior)
    Welyn: Deals with it

    • @nonono5351
      @nonono5351 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I’d go crazy playing with this potato 🥔

    • @rmadzharov
      @rmadzharov 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@nonono5351I can't watch the whole thing even!

  • @tig3r_lily
    @tig3r_lily 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    WHOEVER EDITS THESE VIDEOS YOU ROCK HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • @AlsoAqua
      @AlsoAqua  17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      We have a few editors and always make sure to list them in the description of each video so people know who to thank. Happy New Year to you and we hope we can continue to bring entertaining videos throughout 2025. Thanks for watching. - The Editing Team

  • @PrizzleDizzle
    @PrizzleDizzle 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Welyn: where are you Aqua
    Aqua: Silence

  • @lamofify
    @lamofify 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Salad is expensive because its extremely hard to get veggies in a war zone

    • @QuiteComedic
      @QuiteComedic 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Interesting

    • @samuraiskill7062
      @samuraiskill7062 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Just eat grass that flies up from the mortars/drone explosions

    • @irmg5
      @irmg5 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was to good to be true so i insta sell mine scared they will bring price to 9k or 30k

    • @r.o.4357
      @r.o.4357 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U can build a garden in your hideout takes alot off supplies and it takes a while but you can charge what u want in the flea market, very lucrative

    • @fundailyheehee
      @fundailyheehee 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That salad is a new years delicacy that Russian and some Europeans eat

  • @MilkTestingMan
    @MilkTestingMan 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    The fact that aqua has played for this long, and still doesn’t just set a discard bind is infuriating

    • @kevingilley1103
      @kevingilley1103 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he has one he just doesnt use it like control clicking versus manually moving loot. He can do it but his brain wont let him

  • @garathunnuvahkin7819
    @garathunnuvahkin7819 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    34:39 You know you've been watching too much Aqua when you say "desk pop" out loud before he does

  • @Roguish_Ryn
    @Roguish_Ryn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    My son wanted to know why he didn't get any Christmas presents. I told him to ask Aqua.

  • @AnEnemyAnemone1
    @AnEnemyAnemone1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    28:54 the funniest part of this exchange to me is that Welyn somehow thinks skinwalker could be taken as an offensive term

  • @teomaster32
    @teomaster32 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    aqua didnt post since last year , i was a little worried

    • @BloodmoonPyke
      @BloodmoonPyke 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I didnt shower since last year, just imagine the stink

  • @ya_boi_irony
    @ya_boi_irony 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    23:46 This is how to be the most frustrating annoying duo partner. Takes 10 seconds to declare contact, says he is "forward" which is the wrong word for "ahead", uses the most ambiguous description and then offers his own personal perspective as a reference. Gets it right on second try though. gj Aqua u learning. Welyn comes up with a great tactical plan to save the day. nice nice nice - pay attention audience, this is how you play Tarkov as a duo. But ffs please learn absolute callouts rather than relative callouts.
    Also Welyn "we are right by the task, shall we go do it?" xD

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that was quite literally word for word what i was thinking.
      i never say "left to right" or that stuff unless i know we're legit side to side. other than that "dude in the left of the field running towards crackhouse" is so clear and descriptive

    • @ThermsFriend
      @ThermsFriend 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or by taking a video game so serious you become the annoying partner. Especially when it gets wiped frequently

  • @OzymandiasJ
    @OzymandiasJ 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    12:04 Oh no that's me, I recognized my own body and saw my dogtag... Oof. Well at least I was your final stirrup kill

  • @DocHollidayyy
    @DocHollidayyy 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    15:00 "hittin the ground lootin" laughing at this part for a min now

  • @supercommieguru
    @supercommieguru 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aqua, standing in between two little shacks: "The enemy is at the little shacks"

  • @elevenade
    @elevenade 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks for editing in the last present‘s contents. We can all rest easy now knowing there was utter garbage inside. Happy new years!

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:40 I imagine this is what Agent Smith felt like when he was shooting Neo

  • @xxfam0441
    @xxfam0441 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    aqua plus welyn equals greatness love you guys happy new year

  • @geebdohboy5251
    @geebdohboy5251 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    14:20 aqua what r u doing

  • @ToxicMutantz
    @ToxicMutantz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aqua just now learning about power on customs after 5 years is all you need to know about his smarts

  • @boolsdip
    @boolsdip 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    you tryna tell welyn where you and the enemy are with callouts sounds as useful as speaking chinese to him hahaha

  • @robertozee5024
    @robertozee5024 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got a loading circle right as Welyn said "it's an armor my brother" and the camera zoomed in on Aqua's face. Hilarious.

  • @DukesUp1
    @DukesUp1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    30-06 is the coolest ammo to say.

    • @mussolman
      @mussolman 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      .45-70 is up there too.

    • @isthismymind7322
      @isthismymind7322 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      223

  • @ChaseAndersob
    @ChaseAndersob 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Genius timing aqua, when I finish this video it will be time for New Years

  • @intraelement2633
    @intraelement2633 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you guys might not be the best duo but you have hilarious chemistry 🤣 i should have started watching your content ages ago damn lmao

  • @jacobcampbell7880
    @jacobcampbell7880 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Notice me"
    *completely ignores him*
    Lmao

  • @ryanrandolph6193
    @ryanrandolph6193 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the yippee bug when he grabs the iskra caught me off guard while eating cereal lol

  • @EnderGraff1
    @EnderGraff1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:25 of like minds indeed, Aqua died right next to the first guy lol

  • @SGz_Eliminated
    @SGz_Eliminated 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy moly those abysmal comms were absolutely shocking, poor welyn

  • @mocaman99
    @mocaman99 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What a great title and thumbnail! Cheers for the vid Aqua and team :)

  • @sanjayr
    @sanjayr 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Aqua brother, i know it's just content to you cause at this point, it's just more money in the bank if it brings eyes to your stream to watch you die, BUT: Doesn't it pain you to have sunk thousands of hours into this game and still get really simple fundamentals wrong? I know this game is tense and can make you lose track of your surroundings or get panicked, but god DAMN that was a pathetic sequence at 13:50 for someone who's played as much as you have.

    • @exposedchaff2867
      @exposedchaff2867 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I can hardly watch him fight cause I wanna shout at the screen, he called himself METICULOUS

    • @tobiasmadsen5134
      @tobiasmadsen5134 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      How do you get so emotional to someone else’s gameplay?? 😂 bro is just having fun

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@tobiasmadsen5134 how do you get so emotional over a random youtube comment
      he's just stating how unnaceptable aqua's lack of skill is sometimes. dude got kappa like 3 times and still goes silent mid fight like it's his first time seeing a pmc in tarkov 🤣🤣

    • @tobiasmadsen5134
      @tobiasmadsen5134 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@yurilopes420 this guy legit wrote a whole novel bashing someone for having fun and not sweating his balls off
      Like bro if you feel this way just look the other way and go watch a pro or something, not go into his comments and start insulting some random guy, but that’s just my opinion I guess 😅

  • @damonsmallwood365
    @damonsmallwood365 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You guys had a Lord of the rings joke in there then later your talking about moving through customs and I thought "the closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm, it's the last thing he'll expect."

  • @nickparsons5315
    @nickparsons5315 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Seeing Aqua play tactically is weird and I like it 😂

  • @averageloner9657
    @averageloner9657 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That double-back for a vpo w/sight was cherished indeed

  • @originalthundercat4295
    @originalthundercat4295 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    last time i was this early my neighbor was pregnant

    • @Lokos550
      @Lokos550 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I need context

  • @KozakGFX
    @KozakGFX 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    .45 is Gods caliber calling, and .357 is for when they miss the call

    • @FluffyHarmlessKitten
      @FluffyHarmlessKitten 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that's Alucard's caliber of choice, might not be god's caliber...

    • @GarlicSoda
      @GarlicSoda 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And 50 BMG Is 8 missed calls from mom

  • @TrickZ666
    @TrickZ666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "All you need in life is love and a .45"

  • @FourthExile
    @FourthExile 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    gaming in jeans is like going to the beach in work attire

  • @edwardbrooks7470
    @edwardbrooks7470 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They missed a loo table poster on the wall at 16:15 and it pains me

  • @artzod
    @artzod 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    sad to see all the aqua hate here, but you gotta remember he isn't trying to be an elite prime gamer, he's just having fun with Welyn while playing a game he enjoys

  • @Freifur
    @Freifur 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the algo has not shown me any aqua for 6 months odd. but today i have been shown 2 of his vids, a gift from the algo to be sure. lets hope aqua stays in its good graces

  • @bangkokstallion
    @bangkokstallion 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It was just another day in tarkov. Is what Welyn probably said. Alot

  • @soccerboss7924
    @soccerboss7924 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the welyn duo!

  • @rickbevington7030
    @rickbevington7030 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I haven't watched Aqua play Tarkov since last year dam

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "we came in really SAUSAGE" 😂

  • @Rookiie
    @Rookiie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I knew the title was a lie but I still clicked club

  • @sixgunsaint
    @sixgunsaint 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Quite soapy indeed, washing off Santa's blood

  • @S3Cxy
    @S3Cxy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Killing Santa should spawn Tagilla and Killa immediately imo

  • @southwestendz1022
    @southwestendz1022 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's funny because I walk down the middle of the map because it's the safest route 😂, either side your trapped by dorm chads or the other side is even more chads.. so straight down the middle is the safest. Even pestily said so lol

  • @shaolinalan4292
    @shaolinalan4292 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aqua seems to make me talk aloud watching his videos. Why this why that. Not in a backseat gaming way but more like I want more from him. It’s like watching your football team lose 😂

  • @thegrayjedi5202
    @thegrayjedi5202 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    13:13 as someone who has that optic IRL, yea the circle with dot is too bright and takes up too much space on the aperture. Definitely prefer the single red dot.

  • @jaker259
    @jaker259 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    13:07 it’s because the reticle is super dim and is why Aqua didn’t hit a single shot that raid lmao

    • @exposedchaff2867
      @exposedchaff2867 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No it's cause Aqua is bad, Sight is okay

  • @kylehirschfield3432
    @kylehirschfield3432 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:06 the coolest gun number is the .30-06... what the fuck is an "oht"

  • @winterapparel7540
    @winterapparel7540 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Uhhh when did they finally add the helmet flashlight feature

  • @Com1xguy
    @Com1xguy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am living my Tarkov dream vicariously through Aqua rn.

  • @Six7hTTV
    @Six7hTTV 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Aquas comms lag harder than dial up

  • @boolikethebear
    @boolikethebear 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    aqua you are a beautiful person (on the inside (i joke i joke)) who brings endless smiles to trillions of faces a day. thank you for supplying me with hourless of free content. i wish you much, as you deserve that that i wish. happy new year, ya freak

  • @SenatorBanana
    @SenatorBanana 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:30
    sanctions XD

  • @nonono5351
    @nonono5351 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    14:25 aqua get it together bud, they walked in they didn’t just spawn on you. Y’all were fucking off at the treee for like 5 or more minutes

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This wipe has been so shocking already, I already emptied my stash and threw the money in Ground Zero and dipped. See you next wipe, hopefully a good one finally

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Welyns Tarkoving was devastating 😅

  • @farside1819
    @farside1819 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    how did you get that gift???

  • @toomuchtug8345
    @toomuchtug8345 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you can always tell a Milford man

  • @kevingilley1103
    @kevingilley1103 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the yipeeeee edit sent me.

  • @nozymydude1855
    @nozymydude1855 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    best two man combo

  • @jocal9125
    @jocal9125 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If you kill you become Zanta anti santa. He steals all the loot

  • @AverySadBear
    @AverySadBear 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Its not about what was in the present. It was about tying up the storyline.

  • @kylejoseph7788
    @kylejoseph7788 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Please play with Welyn more!!

  • @toothpick8858
    @toothpick8858 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i`m a firm beliver in. if i dont know what im doing then there is no way the enemy will know what im doing

  • @VargIsDeath
    @VargIsDeath 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9.34 ......for my lord knoweth there are terrors afoot yet he still must findeth thy loot, what a jest you are my liege

  • @Ragsta
    @Ragsta 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Best intro ever

  • @TheGleasonMan87
    @TheGleasonMan87 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can confirm from a fellow toe-walker

  • @benji6651
    @benji6651 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No more Santa penalty on scav karma !!!

  • @DariusDee
    @DariusDee 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did they fixed the Compass ? See you have one equipped.

  • @chrisjhanley
    @chrisjhanley 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I hope you and your channel are doing well @AlsoAqua, the worst part about giving up on Tarkov was leaving all of the content creators behind. Miss you guys.

    • @colby8104
      @colby8104 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's my favorite part

    • @chrisjhanley
      @chrisjhanley 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@colby8104 not having to put 30% of my being into a video game is nice tho

  • @iciuirisieid
    @iciuirisieid 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:20 If that is how you extract I am way better than I thought

  • @BirbarianHomeGuard
    @BirbarianHomeGuard 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Do you know the Milford man?

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Welyn’s panic voice. It’s like a draftee in the jungles of nam. Music to my ears.

  • @FPGcollectibles
    @FPGcollectibles 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    truly a horrible optic indeed 13:05

  • @talonclark1236
    @talonclark1236 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Why do I watch him play when he just pisses me off so much with how bad he is at this game..

  • @MasterMatter
    @MasterMatter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ahhhh....Tarkov is back.

  • @taylorschubert9027
    @taylorschubert9027 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You killed Santa and didn't even take his bag?

  • @DigitalDeinosuchus
    @DigitalDeinosuchus 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hello new Aqua video

  • @stevensheets7217
    @stevensheets7217 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh wow baby very cool

  • @boomcat1337
    @boomcat1337 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    who is Aqua playing with ? i like him he is fun :D

    • @Sievesky
      @Sievesky 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Welyn, he also has a youtube

  • @SNUSNU4U
    @SNUSNU4U 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    TREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUSTREMENDOUS

  • @miketereso64
    @miketereso64 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You do not lose any karma or scav rep from killing Santa as your pmc or as your scav rite now 😂 and NO that's not a troll lol

  • @daltonsnow5855
    @daltonsnow5855 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why is homie tweaking over an ishkra lmao

  • @kyletheune6280
    @kyletheune6280 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In my group he would be dead so many times for not responding to location callouts 😂

  • @koleherrick
    @koleherrick 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I usually never come this early. I swear

  • @Brentatious
    @Brentatious 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dev sniped!

  • @jamesn5549
    @jamesn5549 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hi Papa Cringe!

  • @kmoonPVP
    @kmoonPVP 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aqua is one of my favorite TH-camrs… but man him and tarkov do not mix well 💀

  • @xskyex5320
    @xskyex5320 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    fml i knew that was wylen

  • @Blaze_XIII
    @Blaze_XIII 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Toewalkers unite!

  • @cleetus405
    @cleetus405 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Milk

  • @spotimpact.
    @spotimpact. 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That welyn clip was definitely a cheater with some sort of anti aim

  • @awshitcuz7064
    @awshitcuz7064 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aqua has some of the worst comms i've ever seen, absolutely enthralled by the dialogue from this creature!