Not the first group of thieves to do mistakes #2 and #3, but first group I've seen to add reflector jackets. Strong reflection might obscure details from camera.
He might have been reprimanded because most businesses don't want you to chase or fight thieves. The chance of you, another employee, or a customer getting hurt while you confront someone over a few bucks of goods often isn't worth the risk. Getting that 400 dollar tablet back won't even pay for an ambulance ride to the ED if someone gets even moderated injured. I've seen people run out of stores with stuff. The employees and the security guard called the police, but they did nothing else. I see both sides of it. I hate thieves. In fact, I despise them. I'd probably try to do something despite our guidelines. In the moment, it would be hard for me to watch a crime be committed and not do something.
@@firebird68cougar69 not about being liberal, its about safety, you have no idea if the thief has a knife or a gun and chasing after them could get you killed
@@redpanda9141 I don't know what country this video was from but in a lot of countries gasoline (petrol) pumps are green and Diesel pumps are Black. Diesel would not spray out as quick and as far as this as it's essentially heavy oil
@@ronjones-6977 Not everyone smokes, and he'd also go to prison for a LONG time for that. Also chance he could catch himself or the gas station on fire, arson is not usually a petty crime.
if ever you get the chance to gas-shoot robbers, remember to just go back to tanking fuel, as if nothing had happened. Yiou will go over in history as the coolest dude/chick in the world..!!!
@@CONEHEADDK Few years ago, some ahole pulled some road rage crap on me. Ended up following me to a gas station as I tried to go on my way. He started yelling and threatening me, I just smiled and waved for him to come on, bring it as I got the pump ready. The second he would've gotten out and came at me he was getting a face full of gas. Think he realized that or something, he drove to the other end of the lot and continued his yelling and threats. I just kept smiling and telling him come on. I would have no problem continuing to fill my tank after something like that. Some people just really deserve what they get.
That last video, the South African attempted robbery on the highway, is amazing! That dude and his co pilot definitely deserve something for the bravery they showed.
Leo is a Legend. Old soldier and policeman that this country had no more use for, shame they did not keep him, would have saved many cash in transit guards lives, by getting rid of the criminals instead of having to play cat and mouse on the highways with them. Legend
@@creamwobbly Not only is this not a video specifically about criminals, but they are as much terrorists as the blm rioters. They're morons not terrorists.
@@Mecha_Hitler in any other country, people trying to take the capitol building by force would be viewed as terrorists, treasonous insurgents, and enemies of the state. Try that on in russia for example and your family will never find your grave. not to say that all coups are bad, but that’s what it was, an attempted coup.
@@Mecha_Hitler “unlawful violence” “in the pursuit of political aims” so, if that was not terrorism, storming the capitol was either a. not unlawful violence, or b. not political. people died so it was definitely violent, and last I heard trespassing on government property is illegal, not to mention murder and assault. you even refer to them as trumpies so I don’t see how you can argue it wasn’t political. but go on.
I cracked up at this pretty hard. I was at a gas station in a sketchy part of Detroit decades ago when a couple of idiots came at me and I did the same thing. I immediately pulled my beloved Zippo and that click sent them far away. In retrospect I recall being prepared to light it but sure glad I didn’t feel the need. Might’ve ended badly for far more than them.
I just started working with a SA guy. Claims he shot down a low flying Mig in the Angolan bush war. From the ground, with a rifle. Met the Russian pilot later on. If he wasn't from SA I'd doubt it was true 😂😂😂
'Titus' the doggo has no loyalty to it's owner. It's tail was wagging like: "ok, i need a walk, you are a stranger, but you are a hooman, i guess you would do" 😂
Damn, looks like there was some serious action that got edited out of the ATM robbery towards the end. First it shows the guy at the ATM with a nice clean floor. Then it cuts to the guards walking in. Then it cuts to them wrestling in the booth and there’s a good amount of blood on the floor
A bunch of people breaking into a house (of represenatives) that they definitely do not have the keys for." He he. He he. Yeah. Nothing to see hear. On to the next clip.
Some assert their first amendment right to completely lie to themselves and everyone else to prove their faith and would tell you that video is a total fake, nothing to see there, never happened, staged for a movie, etc.... they don't even break a sweat anymore denying reality.. not sure how or when my country went third-world banana republic but seems like it started to turn in the 80's.
Yeah nah yeah you could tell that was a bunch of BLM and other criminal Democrats rioting by their MAGA hats and their Trump flags. If you see anyone with stuff like that then you know that they are actually Antifa, and you need to get away and then call the police from a safe distance.
That part at the 1:35 mark is definitely the 6 January Capitol invasion. I haven't seen that footage of someone falling down and getting hurt trying to do that but it sure brings a smile to my face.
I'm so glad you did the gas station (petrol station) robbery at the beginning haha! The first time I saw the video I was cheering out loud; loved the first robber getting caught full in the face and immediately nope-ing back to the van, just done with it already
"Here's the plan, gents - We rock up in the middle of the night, all eight of us, in our brightest high-vis jackets, take the safe out the fully-lit front doors, and load it into the boot of that car that was too small to even fit a body in..."
I'm from South Africa and I'm guessing the guys in the High-vis vests are actually security guards! Yes, who were supposed to be on duty against the bad guys.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 I always measured trunk space in beer crates (24x 0.5l or 0.3l). (before you ask no i dont drink a lot but i guess you also dont often have people in your trunk)
@@derPetunientopf I don’t often have bodies in my trunk, you are correct. And when most people hear that without context it sounds weird, but as teenagers we used to buy old car and trash them. Cars that were bound for the crusher anyway. One of the things we would do is load up people in the trunk and find the gnarliest alley we could find in town, or a real rough dirt road outside of town and run through/along it as fast as possible. We called it dirt rode rodeo. The one that stayed in the longest without tapping out or being knocked unconscious was the winner. Small town country kid shit. We would also load people up and go to the lake for the weekend, a full car included loading people in the trunk. We weren’t very safe as kids.
@@maoinc13 Wrong, Trump won in a landslide, he just couldn't overcome the level of democrat dirtbaggery. Biden is a demented fraud who has no clue what is going on.
The armored vehicle from S.A. was a great video. I hope Ozzyman does a complete breakdown. It would be hilarious. The driver stays unbelievably calm the whole time. His partner is visibly shaken, but he has the intestinal fortitude to keep it together. In fact, they would make a great buddy-cop style movie.
From my time working as a security guard, I can say this with confidence. There are two kinds of criminals: Idiots and Geniuses. Either someone smart enough to have a plan or dumb enough to never question their own plan for errors. Anyone in the middle will recognize the risks and their inability to solve the obvious problems.
Yup. Most criminals are pretty fucking stupid. Smooth multimillionaire genius criminals are the realm of TV and horribly brutal mafias when they convince even stupider people to take all the risk for them for a tiny cut of the profit.
Oh wow, that guy spraying gas is a GENIUS! I LOVE the manager that took the item out of the truck and casually struts back. The dog thief is an idiot for not running.. (Though he would've been caught anyways, the idiot.) Thanks so much for the video!
What I loved about the Leo and Lloyd stuff is once they get away, he says give me the hammer. Dude slides him the AR and he does not hesitate to jump out and clear the area. Homie was finna really do some damage if those robbers hadn't pissed off.
"Yes, I will try to steal from someone who has control of a flammable liquid, I R big brain". If that was an action movie, a cigarette would of calmly been flicked into the van before they went back to refuelling.
Just watched the older robbery fails last night, almost like the YT algorithm was warming my chub up for this one. Fuck yes, Aussie Man. Fuck yes. Sincerely, Oregon Man
I feel like Ozzy Man should win one of those golden youtube thingymajiggies. His content is always so damn good. Or he could win like shit loads of money too. I dunno where I'm fucking going with this.
Ozzy my man you should do a full commentary on that south african money truck heist attempt. Its got alot of footage and the press is all about how hes a hero rather than that its a real problem down there. Look into it, could make for an awesome video!
@@the_real_rascal he did a short clip but the whole interaction is like 5+ min long and is intense. Theres lots of footage of it out now. Its pretty crazy and is a problem down there
Ozzy: security happy to show up at the same time. Me: nice timing. Ozzy: there's a massive fight inside. Me: 🤣🤣🤣 Ozzy: he partner turns up on a scooter. Me: 💀 Ozzy you're awesome dude 👍
At least the S.African guys can point to Leo and Lloyd when explaining their failure, but the safe guys were up against.... a safe...a literal inanimate object, which owned them. Sad.
I've always been in awe of people who are able to understand sinhala lol the alphabet looks like a 5 year old's attempt at drawing fruit😂😂 No offense of course
_“Even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dream-a well-funded cabal of powerful people,_ _ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence_ _perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information”_ *Time magazine 'The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign of the 2020 Election'*
That first woman was clever beyond their reasoning Her defence was like the most intimidating threat she could've achieved without pulling a gun and yet, she didn't harm anybody while doing it
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It's not about how many people it takes to steal a safe, it's about having the right combination.
I see what you did there. 😜
You won the thread.
🏆
This is a good comment.
Maybe the thieves were thinking that they could subcontract opening the safe to the Lockpicking Lawyer.
So, the safe thieves:
1. Wore reflector jackets
2. Brought a sedan instead of a pickup
3. Forgot rope
They'd heard that reflector clothing keeps you safe but they were thinking of the wrong type of safe.
Not the first group of thieves to do mistakes #2 and #3, but first group I've seen to add reflector jackets. Strong reflection might obscure details from camera.
The reflector jackets was the only thing they got right with their 18 brain cells between them. So funny
Idk why but ever since watching Boondocks Saints I feel like no matter what task you’re aiming to complete, you better bring some rope
4. Forgot a hydraulic jack
1:25 I bet that employee walked back through those doors like a fucking legend
You could tell by the way he walked he was well happy with it
Also not to be a perv but he had a dumper on him.
He might have been reprimanded because most businesses don't want you to chase or fight thieves. The chance of you, another employee, or a customer getting hurt while you confront someone over a few bucks of goods often isn't worth the risk. Getting that 400 dollar tablet back won't even pay for an ambulance ride to the ED if someone gets even moderated injured. I've seen people run out of stores with stuff. The employees and the security guard called the police, but they did nothing else.
I see both sides of it. I hate thieves. In fact, I despise them. I'd probably try to do something despite our guidelines. In the moment, it would be hard for me to watch a crime be committed and not do something.
@@IamnotJohnFord most likely this isnt a liberal state/city n crime is not tolerated. My best guess.
@@firebird68cougar69 not about being liberal, its about safety, you have no idea if the thief has a knife or a gun and chasing after them could get you killed
Not going to lie, that gasoline spraying was some quick thinking s***,saved his ass...🤟😎
That was diesel though
And a bloody lighted zippo would have been a good finisher aswell but i dunno about the laws about murdering someone for defence.
@@melissablackwood He only needed directions
@@redpanda9141 I don't know what country this video was from but in a lot of countries gasoline (petrol) pumps are green and Diesel pumps are Black. Diesel would not spray out as quick and as far as this as it's essentially heavy oil
Would be escaped robber:'Wow that was unexpected...Lights a Cigarette.
I've always wondered how far gas would shoot out of the pump.
My question has been answered. Thanks Ozzy Man.
He spent too much time spraying them down. A couple good shots and then run at them while reaching in your pocket for a lighter.
@@ronjones-6977 Not everyone smokes, and he'd also go to prison for a LONG time for that. Also chance he could catch himself or the gas station on fire, arson is not usually a petty crime.
if ever you get the chance to gas-shoot robbers, remember to just go back to tanking fuel, as if nothing had happened. Yiou will go over in history as the coolest dude/chick in the world..!!!
@@CONEHEADDK Few years ago, some ahole pulled some road rage crap on me. Ended up following me to a gas station as I tried to go on my way. He started yelling and threatening me, I just smiled and waved for him to come on, bring it as I got the pump ready. The second he would've gotten out and came at me he was getting a face full of gas. Think he realized that or something, he drove to the other end of the lot and continued his yelling and threats. I just kept smiling and telling him come on. I would have no problem continuing to fill my tank after something like that. Some people just really deserve what they get.
@@Christy.1 I agree. If you have the gonads and the tools to do it, calling bluffs can have a diciplinary effect on a-wholes.
The safe thieves wearing high viz jackets really cracked me up!!!
At least they're being safe?
Lol Thats in South Africa....🤦🏾♂️
I am watching this part right now. WTF is going on?? Did they really send the entire neighborhood to go snag this thing??
Safety first, safety matters.. Even for a thief..
MUTCD approved
I love it when he hoses down the inside of the van with diesel, so satisfying.
Vinn Diesel
@@Anonymous-wy5dc Van Diesel.
It would have been even more satisfying if he had tossed in a lighter too.
@@Bierstadt54 Probably not when his own car was covered in petrol. Himself too, I would imagine.
@@the_once-and-future_king. vinn diagram
Legendary intros:
"Once upon a time",
"Yeah nah yeah"
Yep
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear edri
I honestly always wait for the "How ya goin ya big bloody beautiful bstrd" 🤭 best greeting ever
I don't even notice the yeah nah yeah. It's such a natural Aussie thing you have to point it out to me for me to notice it.
"Welcome to fight day"
That last video, the South African attempted robbery on the highway, is amazing! That dude and his co pilot definitely deserve something for the bravery they showed.
Very cool cat huh? His poor offsider was on his second day in the job.
Dude passenger was shitting himself
Leo is a Legend. Old soldier and policeman that this country had no more use for, shame they did not keep him, would have saved many cash in transit guards lives, by getting rid of the criminals instead of having to play cat and mouse on the highways with them. Legend
The full video of that incident was incredible. I wonder if the guy riding shotgun quit after that.
@@JakeC-vq4ovbro people driving a van are not pilots
"Let's scale the walls of the capitol building."
"But there are stairs right there."
"Yeah, but I've gotta do it for the Gram."
@@creamwobbly Not only is this not a video specifically about criminals, but they are as much terrorists as the blm rioters. They're morons not terrorists.
@@Mecha_Hitler in any other country, people trying to take the capitol building by force would be viewed as terrorists, treasonous insurgents, and enemies of the state. Try that on in russia for example and your family will never find your grave. not to say that all coups are bad, but that’s what it was, an attempted coup.
@@Mecha_Hitler “unlawful violence” “in the pursuit of political aims” so, if that was not terrorism, storming the capitol was either a. not unlawful violence, or b. not political. people died so it was definitely violent, and last I heard trespassing on government property is illegal, not to mention murder and assault. you even refer to them as trumpies so I don’t see how you can argue it wasn’t political. but go on.
@@comradewindowsill4253 mecha hitler is a trump supporter, so don't expect clear or concise discussions with him.
@@mattbergseid9196 he did call the trumpies morons, so idk. but maybe he’s just self-aware.
Dude that first guy is actually smart af. I absolutely would not have thought of that lmao
That was actually a woman. Happened in South Africa.
Not really. If something sparks, that whole area is going up in flames.
He took a fair chance. Better facing flames than getting stabbed.
Now you know.
I cracked up at this pretty hard. I was at a gas station in a sketchy part of Detroit decades ago when a couple of idiots came at me and I did the same thing. I immediately pulled my beloved Zippo and that click sent them far away. In retrospect I recall being prepared to light it but sure glad I didn’t feel the need. Might’ve ended badly for far more than them.
Damn straight legends Leo and Lloyd , I have some ice cold Windhoek lager waiting for them!
Absolutely. But I want to know who Josh and Robbie are.
The channel paratus has a video discussing it. If ur interested in the story ull hear some other bits of info thats not elsewhere
The driver is anyway.
@@Kenjh71 You can see them running from the opened van (not the bandits whom Leo threatens, but slightly before that)
I just started working with a SA guy.
Claims he shot down a low flying Mig in the Angolan bush war. From the ground, with a rifle. Met the Russian pilot later on.
If he wasn't from SA I'd doubt it was true 😂😂😂
'Titus' the doggo has no loyalty to it's owner. It's tail was wagging like: "ok, i need a walk, you are a stranger, but you are a hooman, i guess you would do" 😂
*human
@@illhaveanother4365 You know "hooman" was spelled that way on purpose to be funny, right?
@@illhaveanother4365 oh no. You're new to the internet?
@@nilajitsinha6561 7 years old account 😀
@@lo1bo2 But it's not funny, though.
Damn, looks like there was some serious action that got edited out of the ATM robbery towards the end. First it shows the guy at the ATM with a nice clean floor. Then it cuts to the guards walking in. Then it cuts to them wrestling in the booth and there’s a good amount of blood on the floor
That’s actually chilli powder that they threw at the employees
yep , robber in the wrestling duo shot that security guard with his own gun , then they escaped , 😅😅
Feels bad, that man will probably have to pay for the petrol he hosed the robbers down with :/
better than losing all your money on you or possibly your life
He already paid, that's why he was filling up his car.
Think he needed a lighter in the off hand
I'd pay $40 bucks to set some wankers on fire, yeah!!
@@shakurfaith Thats now how it works in Australia
0:07 I bet there's one ultimate genius among that group of geniuses who wanted to reduce some stress from that situation and lit up a cigarette!
Zoolander?
Actually the lighter itself would ignite the fire. The actual cigarette would not.
"I don't know what's happening here."
*Americans:* _sweats nervously_ yeah nah me neither have no idea.
A bunch of people breaking into a house (of represenatives) that they definitely do not have the keys for." He he. He he. Yeah. Nothing to see hear. On to the next clip.
Some assert their first amendment right to completely lie to themselves and everyone else to prove their faith and would tell you that video is a total fake, nothing to see there, never happened, staged for a movie, etc.... they don't even break a sweat anymore denying reality.. not sure how or when my country went third-world banana republic but seems like it started to turn in the 80's.
Can we stop pretending it didn't happen? Fuck the traitors
Yeah nah yeah you could tell that was a bunch of BLM and other criminal Democrats rioting by their MAGA hats and their Trump flags. If you see anyone with stuff like that then you know that they are actually Antifa, and you need to get away and then call the police from a safe distance.
@@willdejong7763 I can't tell if this is sarcastic
1:40 Pretty sure that's the US Capitol 😆 It's hilarious how far he fell lol
That part at the 1:35 mark is definitely the 6 January Capitol invasion. I haven't seen that footage of someone falling down and getting hurt trying to do that but it sure brings a smile to my face.
I laugh at BLM destruction videos too
Eight people trying to steal a safe and all they had for a getaway vehicle was a little sedan. They couldn't get a truck? Or a van?
Couldnt afford it
It was hosed down with gas the night before
@@mrswampgass2186 xD
@@mrswampgass2186 😂
Or a skateboard
Rule number one of life: NEVER steal someone's dog
I see you're a man of culture!
John Wick
Rule number 2 has to be.... Do not go on TV live with the almost stolen dog.
@@SF-li9kh I was just about to comment that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rule number 2, never believe the staged BS they put on TV as real. TV is for morons
Safe robber number 6: "hey guys, dad says I cant borrow his truck, i guess we have to use mom's corolla"
I can't believe the dude with the dog just calmly waited around the be arrested.
No kidding! Drop the leash and walk off..
Better the cops than John Wick.
She had him on video, running likely wouldn't have helped much.
Because he was basically not a criminal, but a normal, usually law abiding citizen. The police can have weird effects on them, even if only mentioned
Maybe there is more to story
The best well spent Gas in his whole life.
It would've been great if he'd have fired up his trusty Zippo and lobbed it through the van side-door.
MsG
@@gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791 you did notice the amount of gasoline going on his own car right?
I'm so glad you did the gas station (petrol station) robbery at the beginning haha! The first time I saw the video I was cheering out loud; loved the first robber getting caught full in the face and immediately nope-ing back to the van, just done with it already
They were all stressed out after that. They had to settle their nerves with a relaxing smoke on the way back to their base.
As someone who accidentally sprayed petrol in my eyes, I can tell you it's worse than tear gas, it feels like your eyes are literally burning
the two dudes in the last clip should replace "dwayne johnson and Jason Statham" in the next fast n furious
That is what real life Fast and Furious action looks like.
Not the kiddies with neon light-lined cars bought with daddy's money.
Or Bad boys
@@abhishekrajguru2111 I want SA Bad Boys now, thank you for this new hole in my life.
Actually this the theme of the new Jason Statham movie "Wrath of man"
If you see the full clip where the bullets hit the side windows, these guys, especially the driver are national heros.
2:34 Don't worry folks, that's not blood everywhere, it's just some spice.
You can see the blood splatter jesus
@@dstormeightzerothree6197 im from sri lanka. They threw chilli powder at the employee.
@@dstormeightzerothree6197 No, you can not. You're simply wrong.
I done fainted after seeing that
@@diw9046 wait I'm from sri lanka too and I never even heard if this until now
You're a legend mate. Thanks for cheering us all up the last couple of years.
"Here's the plan, gents - We rock up in the middle of the night, all eight of us, in our brightest high-vis jackets, take the safe out the fully-lit front doors, and load it into the boot of that car that was too small to even fit a body in..."
My wife thinks it is weird that I measure trunk space by estimating how many bodies would fit. I would have been prepared for this heist.
I'm from South Africa and I'm guessing the guys in the High-vis vests are actually security guards! Yes, who were supposed to be on duty against the bad guys.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 I always measured trunk space in beer crates (24x 0.5l or 0.3l).
(before you ask no i dont drink a lot but i guess you also dont often have people in your trunk)
@@derPetunientopf I don’t often have bodies in my trunk, you are correct. And when most people hear that without context it sounds weird, but as teenagers we used to buy old car and trash them. Cars that were bound for the crusher anyway. One of the things we would do is load up people in the trunk and find the gnarliest alley we could find in town, or a real rough dirt road outside of town and run through/along it as fast as possible. We called it dirt rode rodeo. The one that stayed in the longest without tapping out or being knocked unconscious was the winner. Small town country kid shit. We would also load people up and go to the lake for the weekend, a full car included loading people in the trunk. We weren’t very safe as kids.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 The stuff that people do in the "stupid age" phase. I mean we all did some stupid stuff but you guys sound wild.
1:37 ‘It’s not your mansion’
No it isn’t, that’s the Capitol in Washington.
Yes that was when magaretards wanted to take over the Capitol !!! But failed like the former president TRE45ON !!
@@maoinc13 Wrong, Trump won in a landslide, he just couldn't overcome the level of democrat dirtbaggery. Biden is a demented fraud who has no clue what is going on.
@@georgebliss5134 Ignorance is (George) Bliss ;)
@@georgebliss5134 What's it like to be completely stupid?
@@soulknife20 you talking to yourself again?
That House Is the US Capitol 😂😂😂
Which was the joke. In British colonies it was called "House of Parliament"
The _House_ of Representatives/Traitors
@@_Too_Late GTFO
@@_Too_Late yeh damn diddler, if we wanted your opinion, we would have fucking asked
"Yeah nah yeah" best intro
The armored vehicle from S.A. was a great video. I hope Ozzyman does a complete breakdown. It would be hilarious. The driver stays unbelievably calm the whole time. His partner is visibly shaken, but he has the intestinal fortitude to keep it together. In fact, they would make a great buddy-cop style movie.
Its called a deskpop!
Yes specially the partner, it was his 4th day on the job! 😱
You have NO clue whether his "intestinal fortitude" managed to keep those pants clean.
That guy in the gas station is my new hero. He stayed calm, he improvised, and he used what he had available to protect himself and his property.
I was thinking it's worth every cent, even these days!
The safe thieves decided on that heist five minutes before leaving the dorm.
Felt like he was narrating my life: "step two, question mark". The step two in life is looong y'all.
Yeah, nah, yeah. My "Step Two" was about 17 years...
It was a South Park reference. Underpants gnomes explaining their business model. Beware the gnomes; they’re everywhere.
The safe stealing fail had me dying.
That Leo and Lloyd bit definitely should get top honors. That's rear camera footage is new. I had not seen that one before.
I like how the manager is straight from Scooby Doo..."Yoink!"
From my time working as a security guard, I can say this with confidence.
There are two kinds of criminals: Idiots and Geniuses. Either someone smart enough to have a plan or dumb enough to never question their own plan for errors. Anyone in the middle will recognize the risks and their inability to solve the obvious problems.
Yup. Most criminals are pretty fucking stupid. Smooth multimillionaire genius criminals are the realm of TV and horribly brutal mafias when they convince even stupider people to take all the risk for them for a tiny cut of the profit.
"...fruitloops failing to be satisfactory criminals" choked on my drink
Spraying them with gas was amazing. Those guys are going to be having a rough few hours after.
0:19 that's a bomb on wheels.
The tRumper falling off the wall is hilarious!
I really didnt know that hose can spray petrol so far...Really learned something new
Titus is like “you’re facked” 😆
Funniest part for sure XD
That one got me offgaurd 😅
even ozzy can't help but chuckle!!
That dude falling off the capitol had me wheezing
Ok but now I need a Leo & Lloyd movie franchise
hi ozzy man, things are tough for me here in new york recently, but your videos and commentary make life a bit easier. keep up the GREAT work.
That dude in glasses in the armoured car is an absolute legend 👍
Easiest rescue mission I've ever seen executed. Cheers doggie
Finally Sri Lanka in Ozzy Man for something good...! 😅🤣
Cheers mate....!❤️
You know the video is gonna be lit of it starts with "yeah na yeah" instead of "how you doin you big damned beautiful bastards"
The friggin "you can do it out your back into it" lyrics Ozzy starts saying, killed me!! 😂
Oh wow, that guy spraying gas is a GENIUS! I LOVE the manager that took the item out of the truck and casually struts back. The dog thief is an idiot for not running.. (Though he would've been caught anyways, the idiot.) Thanks so much for the video!
What do you call thieves who failed to bring the ocky strap for their safe heist?
Cents-less
_slow clap_
My god, hahaha
Thank you Ozzyman for making my morning
The first ones quickly turned into the most flammable robbers of their time. I wonder if any of them are smokers...
I sincerely hope so. Gives a whole new interpretation to the bad luck of "three on a match." And a screwed driver, too.
Honestly loving that Zoolander gas station strategy
Them scaling the Capital at 1:44 is particularly priceless😁
It seems a lot of these fails are from my home country South Africa. Only in SA does it take 7 guys to NOT rob a safe!
Probably would have been more successful with a heavy duty wheeled cart.
AB de villiers is a legend
What I loved about the Leo and Lloyd stuff is once they get away, he says give me the hammer. Dude slides him the AR and he does not hesitate to jump out and clear the area. Homie was finna really do some damage if those robbers hadn't pissed off.
@Remington597man You right
"Yes, I will try to steal from someone who has control of a flammable liquid, I R big brain". If that was an action movie, a cigarette would of calmly been flicked into the van before they went back to refuelling.
Just watched the older robbery fails last night, almost like the YT algorithm was warming my chub up for this one. Fuck yes, Aussie Man. Fuck yes.
Sincerely, Oregon Man
First Petroleum shower, can just imagine one of robbers asking for a cigarette light and accomplice giving him it
Thank you, Ozzie Man. That’s the first laugh I’ve been able to have about the insurrection and violence at the US Capital.
I feel like Ozzy Man should win one of those golden youtube thingymajiggies. His content is always so damn good.
Or he could win like shit loads of money too.
I dunno where I'm fucking going with this.
Correction, mate.
Not shitloads of money, but metric FUCKTONS of money.
""Titus says "your're fucked!" No one gets to take me"" 😂
I’m genuinely shocked that cars tires didn’t just give up on life, as soon as the safe was plopped into the trunk. 🤣
Highest quality social commentary available anywhere. Ozzy Man I salute You. Cheers!
Ozzy my man you should do a full commentary on that south african money truck heist attempt. Its got alot of footage and the press is all about how hes a hero rather than that its a real problem down there. Look into it, could make for an awesome video!
I thought he did.
@@the_real_rascal he did a short clip but the whole interaction is like 5+ min long and is intense. Theres lots of footage of it out now. Its pretty crazy and is a problem down there
Those Sri Lankan security guards should have their own television series, I would watch and endorse the shite out of that!! 😂
Yeah , but one of them get shot by the robbers in the end ,, and they escaped 😌😐
"We went to school together" 😂😂
Thanks for giving a bit of love to the Saffas! We don't often get it but when we do its so appreciated!
Those SA security guys won 2021 for sure. Pure legend.
"There is a cheesy punchline somewhere" I live, ozzyman does it again!
Ozzy is busy now
He is busy catching mice around him
Welcomeback mate
Ozzy: security happy to show up at the same time.
Me: nice timing.
Ozzy: there's a massive fight inside.
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Ozzy: he partner turns up on a scooter.
Me: 💀
Ozzy you're awesome dude 👍
You have to see that last clip in full! That driver is a legend
2:58 Leo and Lloyd. Epic.
Why do I always piss myself everytime I watch ozzy man reviews?
Because he’s funny?
Because you have bladder problems??
Yeah nah yeah, I'd get a doctor to look into that! 🤔
Follow my example. Watch his videos on the loo.
Ozzy man makes us secrete our juices
Thank you for featuring srilanka
Hey ozzy man thank you for making us laugh :)
That over the shoulder box by the manager is the smoothest move
Using petrol as a weapon was an absolute genius plan! Thank goodness the pressure was good enough haha
0:22 I think it's SAFE to say that these are the most amateur thieves in the video!
Watching the guy climb the wall of the capital then eating the ground was amazing
At least the S.African guys can point to Leo and Lloyd when explaining their failure, but the safe guys were up against.... a safe...a literal inanimate object, which owned them. Sad.
The safe incident also happens to be in South Africa, LOL
0:54 it nice to see the high vis, at least they take health and safety seriously
Oh man that dank ass footage of the capitol is hilarious 😭😭
Who else talks in their head in this thick Aussie accent 🤣😅😂
Yah, nah! LOL
කොහෙන් ගියත් ලන්කාවත් ඉන්නව. තව ටිකක් රස මුසු කරල කරපන් කො බන් 😁😁
@KP vlogs care to translate, please?
I've always been in awe of people who are able to understand sinhala lol the alphabet looks like a 5 year old's attempt at drawing fruit😂😂 No offense of course
@@therevanchist7066 lol
@KP vlogs yeah for sure 🤣🤣🤣
"Wherever you go, there is Sri Lanka. Add a little more seasoning and cook."
1:35 “I don’t know what’s happening here.” That was the January 6th insurrection at the US Capital building.
Yep, them was traitors attempting a coup but not having enough brain cells to pull it off.
@@MajesticalHonky imagine not having the brain cells to see the country was being stolen...
He knows, one of the most subtle jokes I've heard about it not being their "house"
@@NicheGreens Too subtle to be certain.
_“Even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dream-a well-funded cabal of powerful people,_
_ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence_
_perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information”_
*Time magazine 'The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign of the 2020 Election'*
1:07 I lost it when the guy actually attempted to close the trunk with the safe in there. 🤣
The guy at the gas pump didn't hesitate for a second. Champion.
Literally succeeded because of his pog accent
huh?
You mad bro.....?
@@Paragonghost no he’s class😂
what?
"I don't know what's happening here." ...
'Merica!!
That first woman was clever beyond their reasoning
Her defence was like the most intimidating threat she could've achieved without pulling a gun and yet, she didn't harm anybody while doing it
imagine trying to rob someone and you just get absolutely DOUSED in Gasoline. worth the money lost on that gasoline super soaker hahaha
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