When i was in primary school ,our old communist teacher told us that pure blooded dacians have the earlobes a certain way while evil blooded roman descendants have them different . So she looked at everyone's earlobes and clasified every kid in one of those 2 categories
Two of my great-grandparents both had parents from Sicily. Another one’s parents were Québécois. Does this mean I would have Roman earlobes, or would my other distant Celtic, Germanic, and Jewish ancestors have messed up the generics for this teacher’s earlobe test?
As a Catholic, I suppose this means I’m going to have to keep my mouth shut whenever he mentions his theories on the Vatican, then. (Also about the US government, being a citizen of said country.)
Had a conspiracy flinging physics teacher as well and saw a few other comments saying the same. 4 comments about a similar experience… Clearly tells me there is a cabal of lizard people attacking our glorious education system.😂
@ Același prieten mi-a spus că o colegă a zis o conspirație că Imperiul Otoman nu era musulman. Profa lui de română a zis că piramidele din Egipt au fost construite de sârbi și extratereștri.
so in the fictional book written about the fictional character Dracula, the character travels to Britain on the Demeter. So maybe the teacher mixed up the two
He should just make a video about Dacopaths. They are the problem and biggest shame to our nation right now. Claiming that we are anything than a Romance/Neo-Latin people of the Balkans is absurd
He talked about Ceaușescu's laser tanks in the other video, I forgot if he talked about the space time portal's tho but yeah you can watch his video on Balkan conspiracy theories it's really good.
Our Black ambulances were actually a really poor choice of color for an emergency vehicle. Either black or dark blue. They were meant for organ transport, it says pretty clearly on them. Nowadays they're either the usual colors or bright yellow just like the blood transfer and dialysis ones.
In Poland there was a case in the 90s where ambulance paramedics were killing patients for money from gravediggers. These paramedics were called by media skin snatchers/hunters
My high-school physics teacher told us that Nicola Tesla was actually a romanian named Nicolae Teslea. She also had a story of a cactus launching its thorns at her because she yelled at it. All in all she seems like a reliable source.
@@sznikers There's a general lack of good teachers. Given the low pay and it not being a glamorous job, it's understandable. Double so if the teachers have to teach in a forign language (in my case I was though in german while we had teachers, but most retired until I finished highschool and there were no replacements) Edit: I also had a somewhat weird physics teacher...
There is such thing as “jumping cactus” in Arizona. Called cholla cactus. It’s horrible. It’s called jumping cactus cause if you barely touch it, it will stick in you and release its big clumps of spines on you. And it has chemicals in the spines that make you not feel it very well. So if you walking in the desert and pass by one you think you avoided it but actually you barely touched it and you think it must have jumped on you. They are painful to pull out cause the thors have barbs which allow them to stick on to skin and clothes very easily. As a teen/kid me and my friends would play airsoft in the desert and every so often someone would run into a cactus or fall into one and we all would spend the next hour using sticks to pull and throw them off them lol. Every time we went out you would get atleast one ball of spikes stuck on you or your clothes. Also one time one my friends and his dad and uncle played airsoft with us and the dad brought his golf cart in the desert and they accidentally ran into a cholla cactus and the cactus exploded all over them Such a nasty cactus that is literally everywhere in Arizona. I remember seeing I think it was Jack ass the show or one of the movies where one of the guys throws himself into a huge cholla cactus and I couldn’t believe someone would do such a thing willfully. I wincing pain when I saw him land in it lol.
The black ambulance. Because a shady secretive group would totally intend to stand out by having a unique and specific van that random people would immediately identify them by.
++ Regarding the laser tank, that photo you showed is the real thing, the prototype exists. However it wasn't designed to melt armor, but the sights (especially the early IR sights) of enemy tanks, effectively blinding them. However the prototype took a long time to reload, so it wasn't deemed useful in actual combat. Also, recent documents reveal USSR actually planned an invasion of Romania after 68, but our friend Tito from Yugoslavia let the Soviets know that he would come to our aid in such a situation. And this made the Soviets change their mind. ++
3:21 Inainte sa moara Albert Einstein, m a sunat pe mine si a zis asa : "Eminescule, distribuie tu teoria asta in memoria mea, teoria care va sparge globul PAMANTESC!" Ra pa pa pam E = mc ^ 2.
exact! exact asa a fost! si am descoperit si luna si undele gravitationale si mult mai multe lucruri, de fapt dacci le-au descoperit mult inainte sa fie stiut in alta parte
@@imadctrchicken his speeches are crazier than Trump's. But that's not the only problem. You can always check the AUR playlist from Malin Bot to get more info.
26:01 Caritas has survived in Poland, camouflaged as a church charity organisation that on the surface organises kindergardens and clothing collection actions but in reality cooperates with Jerzy Owsiak (otherwise known as Yurii Ovsianko) and sells Uranium ore to the Chechens so that they can develop atomic weapons
@@Notevenmad955to be fair, he's most likely memeing. But yeah, Romanian ponzi scheme Caritas has nothing to do with catholic charity organization Caritas.
The black volga myth is common in all post communist states. Not the same stories but the black car, most of the time volga is the symbol of the terror. In Hungary they said black car most of the time, but some times they specialized the brand such as GAZ-24(volga) or GAZ-20(pobeda). The truth is in Hungary the ÁVH(State Bureau of Defense) did not use typicly black cars, but at night(ÁVH usually collected the people in the midle of the night. The collected people usually were tortured and imprisoned, sometimes killed) every car looked black. The ÁVH typicly used confiscated cars so their cars in the night were western cars like Buick, Humber, Cadillec and such. The common fear from a terror organisation like ÁVH transformed the simple cars into a dark mysterious vehicles.
++ Regarding Eminescu - He was a womaniser, and he was obsessed by a Romanian poetess called Veronica Micle - so no one believes he was a homosexual. Dan Alexe has a lot of deviant ideas, so no one should take him seriously. Also Eminescu, beyond being a poet he was also a very virulent publicist, and actively supported the Romanian resistance in Transilvania, becoming an enemy of Austro-Hungaria, then an ally of Romania. He also was at odds with his freemason mentor Titu Maiorescu, so it's actually plausible that there was an actual plot of killing Eminescu inside the mental asylum. ++
@@IstoricescuYou're an id*ot, Eminescu was a huge womaniser, he was legit sleeping around with a bunch of women, including married ones (Veronica Micle) and all his poems are his love declarations to women and nature.
@@TarebossT Absolutely not, especially these days this fundamental right would've been useful to have. Politicians are only allowed to spin the current elections around on their fingers because they know the population has no means to fight back against them.
@wallachia4797 you can own guns bro. Just gotta learn and do all the pre requisites. It's a similar process to going through driving school for driving license. Source: I may or may not carry that thang on me :)
...The reason why anti gun laws are well meaning but STUPID is because they only disarm LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS, not CROOKS who ignore them anyway, @@TarebossT...
About Eminescu, I don't think he was gay, but I tell you what, he was a massive simp. If you read the letters he sent to his lover, Veronica Micle, you'll piss yourself laughing. He was basically playing the "yeah we broke up but I love you so let's at least stay friends" card
The title of Emil Strainu's book "Ceausescu si enigmele din muntii buzaului" is incorrectly translated. The word "Enigmele" means "the enigmas, the mysteries" not "the energy". At the 30:00 minute mark.
When I was 13, the black ambulance conspiracy scared the sh!t out of me. Some people from my village said that they saw the ambulance without numbers and with black curtains at every window. Aaand that is was discovered a d3ad body at the river next to the village, a bag with 3000euros and a paper with the message "money for the funeral". I was afraid to go out with my friends for months.
@@Burntwaffle9699 Sincer astept sa se termine presedintia lu trump fara sa fi schimbat cv ca sa pot apoi sa iau pe toti apocalipitii care se poarta de zici ca pica ceru sa le zic "no ma, ai murit?" ca nu mai suport isteria asta tampita. Poate ma insel, si nu ca tin cu el sau cv, da' cand asculti pe cineva gen prophet of zod ca vorbeste despre cum se teme pt siguranta lui si tot da' traieste in inima californiei sau cv ma enerveaza.
listened to this video to fall asleep and had the most terrifying nightmare/panic attack mid video and now i don't wanna watch it till the end thank you for the nightmare living ironically in europe
Black ambulance story is SO similar to Poland's "skinhunters" - paramedics, that struck a deal with funeral homes, that for every body that they would deliver (that is, family of the deceased would call them) they'd get money. It started normally, however those paramedics became greedy and started killing healthy people calling ambulance with a Pavulon muscle relaxant (thus asphyxiating them). We can predict by the number of used Pavulon doses, that the number of victims can be counted in hundreds. When the thing came out it caused such an ambulancephobia, that for several years people that would die if not transported to hospital were scared of calling ambulance for this exact reason and died.
The laser tank is actualy real. 1K17 Szhatie tank does not melt anything it used an intense laser beam to disable the optical-electronic equipment of the enemy vehicles. Was very expensive to produce and was not really used but still, it does exists and not a legend.
I was comparing notes about our local delusional theories with some Polish friends before. The dinosaur riding Lechia warriors will forever live in my heart.
When I was a freshman in high school I had a geometry teacher from Romania. He would go on long rants about how he hated Hungary and wouldn’t let students talk about American sports and would talk about how Women’s handball is the most fun and exciting sport to watch
Well, some of your countrymen might probably believe that cause I've seen Serbs claiming Romanians are an artificial nation Latinized in the 19th Century by the Vatican. I've seen a similar theory as well but Bulgarians claiming we're Bulgarians.
I just found your channel and it made me weep for nostalgic joy because watching your videos feels like I'll hear a siren, see stock gunshot gifs, and the Mountain Dew logo will pop up anytime. It really plays into the long standing meme that Eastern Europe is culturally behind by a decade or two. Beautiful work. I can't even listen to your content while I drive because I have to see what's going on. Top tier craftmanship sir.
Many convents do not allow men on the premises, either. Monks and nuns are attempting to lead a celibate life dedicated to prayer, so it makes sense not to let in people of the opposite sex. Not everything needs to be a feminist taking point.
Thank you so much for crediting the compass! The wildest part is that it's not even an exhaustive list, I actually had to cut some entries that didn't have a lot of information about them or just didn't fit properly. Only god knows what crackhead websites I visited to find information for the ones I did end up including.
@@mysteryman765 I know about Elodia because she was on the news a few years ago, but not the conspiracies in the video about her. And I swear I never heard of the black ambulance
about the Bucegi, I know 2 storie, one says that there is a resticted area fenced with an electric fence by the US gov, who came in the 70's after finding "unknown energies" and "out of this world creatures", and the second one is kinda wierd, when they were building the railway between Brasov and Bucharest they wanted the line to go through the montain to Targoviste and not on the Prahova valley and to Ploiesti, they started digging in Sinaia, but they gave up after digging a couple hundred meters, saying that the mountain is cursed, only bad things will come from this and no tunnel can be build, the tunnel portal from Sinaia is guarded and was closed off
the second one - not really. the Prahova Valley Line has been open since the late 19th century, the tunnel's construction only started in the 1940s i think it was, either way, much more later.
@@CFRTrainSpotter I'm talking about the Izvor tunnel, which construction started in 1912, or at least b4 WW1, and because of the war the tunnel construction was halted and eventually stopped, but I know the line was build also around that time
When I was in high school, our art teacher (drawing) was sure that Putin was dead and now is his doppelganger, this was back in 2020, he had a lot of wild ones, great teacher tho
You think those are old? You're so wrong. Go read Neacsu's letter written in the 16th century which Romanians can still read just fine except for a few truly old words. You must've been one of those ppl that passed their classes by the sheer mercy of their teachers if you think those word are old ngl.
Serbia just got a show literally named Teorije zavera(conspiracy theories) on national. It treats them as holding any water. They did chem trails as the first episode.
Speed diving at " GET HIM!! " Had me dead 😂😂😂 bro you are way to creative with the memes and finding the right meme/video for the right moment. Love it !!!
The "parallel state" is not a total BS. There are at least 2 sides within "security institutions" (domestic and foreign intelligence services, interior and defense ministries, justice system, other state services and agencies). These 2 sides represent the old guard (Russian connected, typically pro-PSD) and the new guard (pro-EU, typically center right opposition). Dragnea was representing the old guard decrying that the new guard is using similar suspicious methods to investigate and blackmail his side of corrupt businesses and politicians. I hope there's at least a third guard of people just doing their job, but they rarely seem to do something meaningful, especially when they're needed.
Living Ironically in South Carolina a state in the USA I love history and your channel so much. I love European history alot being and American of European ancestry!
All jokes aside, this is gold. Someone should make some crazy movies, video games or tv series with this. Americans need to use weed to reach this level of mind blowing bulshit and here we are with our national treasure.
Besides the reptilians, the flat earth theory, there are also Hungarians who claim that the ancestors of the Hungarians came from the star Sirius. From that very star in the Orion constellation. The mission of the Hungarians who came to Earth is to civilize them. The Hungarian language contains the syllables of all the languages on Earth. So the Hungarian language is the primordial language spoken by the people on Earth. The Egyptian pyramids were calculated by the Hungarian runes discovered in the Neolithic settlements on the territory of Hungary. The Hungarians are the most intelligent people, having the largest number of Nobel laureates compared to the number of inhabitants. The reality is that they were Jews and belong to the German school, not to the current Hungary. The Hungarians are the most hospitable, tolerant and intelligent people worldwide. I could continue with the most diverse, savory and delicious Hungarian cuisine.
I only heard about the Black Ambulance one a few times in my younger days, but I never knew about the rest. Great video. Although the one about the giant fish in București is kinda weird and random lol.
Oh we have a white van legend Story goes, *if you voice your opnion in sri lanka three days later a white van will follow and on 6th day you will disappear to be never found*
The black ambulance urban legend may be true. My mother's cousin from countryside dissipated for 3 days during Ceaușescu's regime and they looked for him in all the village. When they found him, he was dead and all white like someone drained all his blood.
The idea that countries/corporations want the arctic to melt for resources extraction isn’t entirely untrue. When BP first discovered global warming in the 70’s they got all excited about the prospect of sending oil tankers round the north of Canada.
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How is this 23 mins ago if the vid is 14 mins ago?
@@davidbutean1829 idk
33 minutes of Romanian Conspiracy Theories, and no mention of the Daco-Roman continuity? Smh.
Can't even learn Romanian, or even Bulgarian.
When i was in primary school ,our old communist teacher told us that pure blooded dacians have the earlobes a certain way while evil blooded roman descendants have them different . So she looked at everyone's earlobes and clasified every kid in one of those 2 categories
Based
Lmao Dacia existed until 106 AD
My teacher asked the gypsy kids in class if they feel more Roman or Dacian.
The responses from other kids were not politically correct.
Two of my great-grandparents both had parents from Sicily. Another one’s parents were Québécois.
Does this mean I would have Roman earlobes, or would my other distant Celtic, Germanic, and Jewish ancestors have messed up the generics for this teacher’s earlobe test?
Were you pure or evil?
our romanian physics teacher told us that marie curie's romanian assistant actually discovered radiation instead of marie curie
could be possible, many times assistants or low ranking researchers find something new only for the main scientist to take the prize.
Skłodowska*
No way, our said the same thing in highschool
And God's janitor invented gravity. Lol. Can't wait to visit Romania next year :)
you are lucky, our teacher said he could levitate and pass through matter by vibrating his atoms and eventually jumped out the window
As a Romanian I demand a Vadim Tudor video. I demand it.
he was crazy, but at least in a funny way. His heirs today are just crazy, especially Big Mama Diana.
👍
Nu-i spui tu lu' Janos ce video sa faca, pitica dracu'!!!! 😂😂😂😂
NU FACI TU ORDINE LA LIVING IRONICALLY.... PITICA ORDINARA!
@bitterblue8115 ordinarule, nu vezi ca ești îmbâcsit in spermă.
Imbecilul dracu
As a romanian, all i can say is..when a taxi driver talks about freemasons and other conspiracies, u listen
As a Catholic, I suppose this means I’m going to have to keep my mouth shut whenever he mentions his theories on the Vatican, then.
(Also about the US government, being a citizen of said country.)
A schizophrenic alcoholic is talking, shut up and listen.
Not like you have any choice
@@DiamondKingStudiosUSA citizens spread enough conspiracy theories about your own government
Everyone knows Opus Die and the Freemasons are locked a constant secret war.
The best thing is it's almost sorted of true.
Everyone in Romania knows that Eminem is the grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-son of Eminescu and Creanga.
Eminem sounds Hungarian to me, idk
😂 Eminici, sounds Bosnian 😅
@@christopherellis2663 Eminescu's father was called Eminovici, he's actually a serb you albanian ignorant
pe bune?
Wait till the Real Slim Shady stands up!
My friend’s physics teacher said that Dracula was actually an explorer that travelled with Magellan and Columbus.
Had a conspiracy flinging physics teacher as well and saw a few other comments saying the same.
4 comments about a similar experience… Clearly tells me there is a cabal of lizard people attacking our glorious education system.😂
@ Același prieten mi-a spus că o colegă a zis o conspirație că Imperiul Otoman nu era musulman. Profa lui de română a zis că piramidele din Egipt au fost construite de sârbi și extratereștri.
Read both Captain's diaries, he had vampires with him
I dunno man, that seem real to me
so in the fictional book written about the fictional character Dracula, the character travels to Britain on the Demeter. So maybe the teacher mixed up the two
Bro forgot to talk about the getodacian space-time portals and laser.
He should just make a video about Dacopaths. They are the problem and biggest shame to our nation right now. Claiming that we are anything than a Romance/Neo-Latin people of the Balkans is absurd
Most important thing:))
He talked about Ceaușescu's laser tanks in the other video, I forgot if he talked about the space time portal's tho but yeah you can watch his video on Balkan conspiracy theories it's really good.
Despre laser m 14:00 , despre portale m 22:20
He didn't forget, they're not conspiracies.
Romanian here, i'm eating sunflower seeds right now and i can proudly say that this whole video is a conspiracy!
It's the hungarian freemasons for sure.
@alexandrudragulin7512 Soros is here!
fun fact: the black ambulance-like story actually happened in Poland, the "skin hunters" scandal in Łódź in early 2000s
Hunder? Do you mean hunter?
Our Black ambulances were actually a really poor choice of color for an emergency vehicle. Either black or dark blue. They were meant for organ transport, it says pretty clearly on them. Nowadays they're either the usual colors or bright yellow just like the blood transfer and dialysis ones.
@6384Patryk that is sick
It is funny how we(in Bulgaria) have very similar conspiracies
The only real difference between us is the language.
@@Vlad_-_-_ and the skin color
Not funny they come from Russia. Cold war never ended.
@@crc-d7s Yes, us romanians are pure white and fair, like elves.
We, the Dacian mega master race, salute our Bulg-Aryan Thracian neighbors. Brothers in delusion forever!
Georgescu currently taking notes
Georgescu is now trying to find ways to avoid persecution xD
@Awuuuuuga21 when trump takes power he will prosecute the traitors leading romania rn.
@@Awuuuuuga21 being persecuted for crimes against cringe
@@Awuuuuuga21 Da, ca inca n-am dat jos comunistii.
@@Awuuuuuga21Da, ca inca n-am scapat de com. Unisti
Love how bro said "ceașca" to Ceaușescu 😂
Ceașcușescu not bad
si in Dolj i se mai zice Ceasca
@@athlonbobCeașcă e porecla veche populara in toata țara
@@meciocio era pentru amicu' de mai sus
YOOO EARLY ROMANIAN HERE!!! LOVE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS!!!
Are you also this fast with stealing?
@ Guess
@@schoeberlibruh
So that's why you're not popular with women huh
Me too
The black ambulance urban legend was popular in Czechoslovakia in late 1980s. It was so widespread that the state TV had to debunk it.
In Poland there was a case in the 90s where ambulance paramedics were killing patients for money from gravediggers. These paramedics were called by media skin snatchers/hunters
Debunking black ambulances to hide the existence of black ambulances is why state media was invented
In Poland ambulance was white, and it wasn't a legend 😅 4 people got sentenced
@@sznikers Poland, the epitome of the no fucks given nation.Trust no one, not even themselves, and good reason, and love the Fuck Everybody attitude.
Lol I'm sure they did try to denunk it but did the State offer any evidence that it's a myth or did they just say essentially "don't be silly"?
Ahhh Romania, an impeccable example of Eastern European democracy!
Georgescu was a fraud.😁
Pleaaaaaase
At this point we can just call it European democracy
I mean, not really. They canceled the vote of the people.
As Ion Iliescu would have said in the ‘90s: Romania has an original democracy
Managed democracy*
Hungarian here, we were told that Romanians were already Christians before 100 BC. Mad respect.
So what are you trying to say here ; that we weren't christians before 100 BC? 🤔😂
@@Ge0rGi. I would never doubt that fact, even IF it was a paradox!
@@villie86 well...life is boring and sometimes we have to use our imagination to make it more entertaining😂
So Jesus was Romanian? Weird, my neighbor always said he was Polish 😅
Hahahah
Calin Georgescu: Hold my beer
this dude is so stupid him having a brain is a conspiracy itself
Calin Georgescu🤝Ion Antonescu
@@davidbutean1829 doi debili
@@CatNowBlue I am so glad the elections got pushed back.
😂😂😂
My high-school physics teacher told us that Nicola Tesla was actually a romanian named Nicolae Teslea.
She also had a story of a cactus launching its thorns at her because she yelled at it. All in all she seems like a reliable source.
Why is it always the physics teacher? I think this needs to be investigated.
@ Dacian lizard people from Mars most likely
@@zuraorokamono204my bet would be that the good one's didn't end up teaching in highschools 😅
@@sznikers There's a general lack of good teachers. Given the low pay and it not being a glamorous job, it's understandable. Double so if the teachers have to teach in a forign language (in my case I was though in german while we had teachers, but most retired until I finished highschool and there were no replacements)
Edit: I also had a somewhat weird physics teacher...
There is such thing as “jumping cactus” in Arizona. Called cholla cactus. It’s horrible.
It’s called jumping cactus cause if you barely touch it, it will stick in you and release its big clumps of spines on you. And it has chemicals in the spines that make you not feel it very well.
So if you walking in the desert and pass by one you think you avoided it but actually you barely touched it and you think it must have jumped on you. They are painful to pull out cause the thors have barbs which allow them to stick on to skin and clothes very easily.
As a teen/kid me and my friends would play airsoft in the desert and every so often someone would run into a cactus or fall into one and we all would spend the next hour using sticks to pull and throw them off them lol. Every time we went out you would get atleast one ball of spikes stuck on you or your clothes.
Also one time one my friends and his dad and uncle played airsoft with us and the dad brought his golf cart in the desert and they accidentally ran into a cholla cactus and the cactus exploded all over them
Such a nasty cactus that is literally everywhere in Arizona.
I remember seeing I think it was Jack ass the show or one of the movies where one of the guys throws himself into a huge cholla cactus and I couldn’t believe someone would do such a thing willfully. I wincing pain when I saw him land in it lol.
As a Romanian, you don't know how much I've waited to hear you talk about this topic 😂😂
The black ambulance. Because a shady secretive group would totally intend to stand out by having a unique and specific van that random people would immediately identify them by.
Yep.
++ Regarding the laser tank, that photo you showed is the real thing, the prototype exists. However it wasn't designed to melt armor, but the sights (especially the early IR sights) of enemy tanks, effectively blinding them. However the prototype took a long time to reload, so it wasn't deemed useful in actual combat.
Also, recent documents reveal USSR actually planned an invasion of Romania after 68, but our friend Tito from Yugoslavia let the Soviets know that he would come to our aid in such a situation. And this made the Soviets change their mind. ++
Tito a zis ca permite armatei sa intre in Yugoslavia doar dezarmata. Adica sa aiba statu de refugiat de razboi.
3:21 Inainte sa moara Albert Einstein, m a sunat pe mine si a zis asa : "Eminescule, distribuie tu teoria asta in memoria mea, teoria care va sparge globul PAMANTESC!" Ra pa pa pam E = mc ^ 2.
😂
Bo$$ ❤
exact! exact asa a fost! si am descoperit si luna si undele gravitationale si mult mai multe lucruri, de fapt dacci le-au descoperit mult inainte sa fie stiut in alta parte
'va' se scrie fara cratima in cazul de fata
Calin Geogescu: I'm about to end this man whole carrier
Votam Kremlin Georgescu!
@@1q34w votam marx lasconi.
@@1q34w bro why everyone think georgescu love russia. you don't pay attention to his speeches
@@imadctrchicken his speeches are crazier than Trump's. But that's not the only problem. You can always check the AUR playlist from Malin Bot to get more info.
@@1q34w Trump's speeches are common sense that rejected the woo kee update.
As a Bosnian who glazes Romania with his heart i love this video
Why
@@ilie123petcan9 Maybe because they have a mountain called Romania near Sarajevo.
@@TarebossT I thought they had a mountain named Valahia or something. They have another one name Romania too?
@@kavky Valahia =Romania
@@daciaromana2396 Yeah but one is an exonym and the other is an endonym.
26:01 Caritas has survived in Poland, camouflaged as a church charity organisation that on the surface organises kindergardens and clothing collection actions but in reality cooperates with Jerzy Owsiak (otherwise known as Yurii Ovsianko) and sells Uranium ore to the Chechens so that they can develop atomic weapons
There are 2 different Caritas. One was the romanian ponzi scheme mentioned at 26:01 and the catholic charity which you might be talking about.
@@Notevenmad955to be fair, he's most likely memeing. But yeah, Romanian ponzi scheme Caritas has nothing to do with catholic charity organization Caritas.
I discovered Emil Străinu after I graduated high school because my math teacher organized meetings and informal podcasts with him, I shit you not.
Jesus christ... I feel bad for the students.
Next video: Slovak conspiracy theories are insane
Slovensko zmíněný! 🗣
Any examples?
@@SAL-395The fact that Slovakia exists
@@SAL-395 A big one would be that its not Hungary
@@SAL-395 Leonardo da Vinci an Jesus were Slovaks. Oh, and Romans were actualy Slovaks
If you make another video you must talk about the dacians tunnels and portals through Bucegi mountains
This is the best one I promise man.
What do you mean ? Those are real
He talked about those in the balkan conspiracy video
The black volga myth is common in all post communist states. Not the same stories but the black car, most of the time volga is the symbol of the terror. In Hungary they said black car most of the time, but some times they specialized the brand such as GAZ-24(volga) or GAZ-20(pobeda).
The truth is in Hungary the ÁVH(State Bureau of Defense) did not use typicly black cars, but at night(ÁVH usually collected the people in the midle of the night. The collected people usually were tortured and imprisoned, sometimes killed) every car looked black. The ÁVH typicly used confiscated cars so their cars in the night were western cars like Buick, Humber, Cadillec and such. The common fear from a terror organisation like ÁVH transformed the simple cars into a dark mysterious vehicles.
Romania the goat
You mea the GOAT
Da... nu prea in ultima vreme....
@@alexkay3734Las ca trecem si prin asta
I love how Romanian crazy is a perfect amalgation of Italian and Slavic crazy.
I agree with you, kind sir! **spits on you so you don't catch the evil eye**
“First The Jewish lesbian steals his formula” 😂😂
++ Regarding Eminescu - He was a womaniser, and he was obsessed by a Romanian poetess called Veronica Micle - so no one believes he was a homosexual. Dan Alexe has a lot of deviant ideas, so no one should take him seriously.
Also Eminescu, beyond being a poet he was also a very virulent publicist, and actively supported the Romanian resistance in Transilvania, becoming an enemy of Austro-Hungaria, then an ally of Romania. He also was at odds with his freemason mentor Titu Maiorescu, so it's actually plausible that there was an actual plot of killing Eminescu inside the mental asylum. ++
You don't know the term womaniser. You just use it to sound fancy
@@IstoricescuYou're an id*ot, Eminescu was a huge womaniser, he was legit sleeping around with a bunch of women, including married ones (Veronica Micle) and all his poems are his love declarations to women and nature.
@@IstoricescuLol shut up bot
You forgot to say that he also was an antisemite. He wrote a lot of newspaper articles against the jews.
@@IstoricescuWas Eminescu not a womaniser though
17:15, Romanian politicians are extremely lucky gun laws don't mirror US ones, let's just put it that way.
And that's the exact reason Iliescu instituted the current laws in the 90s.
He knew he had it coming.
@wallachia4797 And watching tv these days, I think it was a good idea.
@@TarebossT Absolutely not, especially these days this fundamental right would've been useful to have.
Politicians are only allowed to spin the current elections around on their fingers because they know the population has no means to fight back against them.
@wallachia4797 you can own guns bro. Just gotta learn and do all the pre requisites. It's a similar process to going through driving school for driving license.
Source: I may or may not carry that thang on me :)
...The reason why anti gun laws are well meaning but STUPID is because they only disarm LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS, not CROOKS who ignore them anyway, @@TarebossT...
Dont forget about my favourite dacopath, Daniel Roxin. His stories are so wild that i cant honestly believe anyone thinks they are legit.
Many people buy into his stuff. Every time I argue with a delusional Dacian they send me his videos as a source.
@zuraorokamono204 yeah i have been in that situation. Thats how i found out about him.
@@zuraorokamono204 you suffered greatly ,respect .
@@zuraorokamono204he says many true things. So you might be the delusional one
Bro "we" just voted into presidency a dude who claims soda contains nanochips and you ask yourself how the daco/psychopath Roxin has followers? 😂
About Eminescu, I don't think he was gay, but I tell you what, he was a massive simp. If you read the letters he sent to his lover, Veronica Micle, you'll piss yourself laughing. He was basically playing the "yeah we broke up but I love you so let's at least stay friends" card
Your mother is a simp
What makes you think he didn't also like men
You're just jealous 😂😂😂
@@vincentstef5708 the poem about your mum
@@Istoricescu there's also the one with your dad mate
you could fill 3 videos with all the theories spoken by Calin Georgescu XD
Real stuff
One just about your mother
@@Istoricescucope and seethe
@@Istoricescu Found the conspiracy theorist nutcase
My cousins believe that the haitian earthquake was made deliberately by US weather control. Yes, earthquakes from weather control.
thats what conspiracists said about the earthquake from two years ago in Turkey too
Petition to make a Serbian version
i think that'd literally trigger an extended political crisis in Serbia and other ex-Yugo countries 😬
The title of Emil Strainu's book "Ceausescu si enigmele din muntii buzaului" is incorrectly translated. The word "Enigmele" means "the enigmas, the mysteries" not "the energy". At the 30:00 minute mark.
Was just about to comment this
When I was 13, the black ambulance conspiracy scared the sh!t out of me. Some people from my village said that they saw the ambulance without numbers and with black curtains at every window. Aaand that is was discovered a d3ad body at the river next to the village, a bag with 3000euros and a paper with the message "money for the funeral".
I was afraid to go out with my friends for months.
That's a HEARSE. Funeral car for transporting the dead to the cemetery
@@AlissaSss23 nope, I know the difference 😂
Crazy how I live in Baciu, a town really close to the Hoia Forest, it's as if you founded my exact location.
At least you don't say you live in Cluj, I respect that.
Nu am fost niciodata in padurea Hoia Baciu chiar e asa cum spun altii?
@@sebhhh ba ii chill. Am intrat fara prescura da' m-o trimis in viitor numa 4 ani.
@@chukyuniqulvreu sa fiu si eu trimis in viitor macar 4 ani, nu de alta dar vreau sa scap de trump și eventual de georgescu
@@Burntwaffle9699 Sincer astept sa se termine presedintia lu trump fara sa fi schimbat cv ca sa pot apoi sa iau pe toti apocalipitii care se poarta de zici ca pica ceru sa le zic "no ma, ai murit?" ca nu mai suport isteria asta tampita.
Poate ma insel, si nu ca tin cu el sau cv, da' cand asculti pe cineva gen prophet of zod ca vorbeste despre cum se teme pt siguranta lui si tot da' traieste in inima californiei sau cv ma enerveaza.
As a proud member of the ruling elite of Manastur, I loved watching this!
Where are the conspiracies? I only saw true, documented facts
Least Georgescu follower.
Most sane Georgescu voter:
listened to this video to fall asleep and had the most terrifying nightmare/panic attack mid video and now i don't wanna watch it till the end thank you for the nightmare living ironically in europe
Black ambulance story is SO similar to Poland's "skinhunters" - paramedics, that struck a deal with funeral homes, that for every body that they would deliver (that is, family of the deceased would call them) they'd get money. It started normally, however those paramedics became greedy and started killing healthy people calling ambulance with a Pavulon muscle relaxant (thus asphyxiating them). We can predict by the number of used Pavulon doses, that the number of victims can be counted in hundreds.
When the thing came out it caused such an ambulancephobia, that for several years people that would die if not transported to hospital were scared of calling ambulance for this exact reason and died.
didnt people actually go to prison for that in poland tho??
0:47 The entirety of Romania's history illustrated in a single image.
Allways wondered why collector black volga kept getting its windows smashed until I got bullet proof glass. 😂
The laser tank is actualy real. 1K17 Szhatie tank does not melt anything it used an intense laser beam to disable the optical-electronic equipment of the enemy vehicles. Was very expensive to produce and was not really used but still, it does exists and not a legend.
im willing to look for vampire mommies in transylvania
good luck (they will suck you dry)
@neferiusnexus romanian goth girl maxxing
Sorry you must be at least 300 years old
@Casian291 i thought they liked fresh twinks
Don't share your kink here.
I thought there where going to be crazy conspiracy theories here, not factual reporting of current events.
22:13
A large chunk of Romanians thinking Dacia was some great Atlantean civilisation. Gives me a Pole, Great Lechian Empire flashbacks.
I was comparing notes about our local delusional theories with some Polish friends before.
The dinosaur riding Lechia warriors will forever live in my heart.
give us dacians some credit for not getting wiped first try by romans
@@zuraorokamono204first hussars were riding raptors ! There are pictures in caves proving that !😂
They were.
@@imadctrchicken Lol The Romans wiped out the Dacians quite thoroughly. That's why we call ourselves Romanians and not Dacianians.
My brother's brain dead conspiracy theory was that china created a second Sun in the sky and the original one doesn't exist.
Blaming it on China is new, but I have heard conspiracies about there being a new, artificial sun.
When I was a freshman in high school I had a geometry teacher from Romania. He would go on long rants about how he hated Hungary and wouldn’t let students talk about American sports and would talk about how Women’s handball is the most fun and exciting sport to watch
😂😂😂
Watching this from a székely village in the mountains while the power is off hits different
My theory is that they are secretIy Serbs but disguised as "Romanians" by Vučić... Iike come on. They are more Serbs than us Serbs.
Well, some of your countrymen might probably believe that cause I've seen Serbs claiming Romanians are an artificial nation Latinized in the 19th Century by the Vatican. I've seen a similar theory as well but Bulgarians claiming we're Bulgarians.
România and Serbia r bffs ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇸🇷🇸
@@dimitrih58dnot really
@@Istoricescu wdfym not reaIIy we are brothers did u see what happened on the romania kosovo footbaII match
🫡🫡😎
i love the stalker 2 footage u got for the Hoia Baciu forest
I just found your channel and it made me weep for nostalgic joy because watching your videos feels like I'll hear a siren, see stock gunshot gifs, and the Mountain Dew logo will pop up anytime. It really plays into the long standing meme that Eastern Europe is culturally behind by a decade or two. Beautiful work. I can't even listen to your content while I drive because I have to see what's going on. Top tier craftmanship sir.
8:38 - Christian woman can stay and pray in a special section - Bucătărie - which translates to KITCHEN, very ironic if u ask me . XD
Many convents do not allow men on the premises, either. Monks and nuns are attempting to lead a celibate life dedicated to prayer, so it makes sense not to let in people of the opposite sex. Not everything needs to be a feminist taking point.
Thank you so much for crediting the compass! The wildest part is that it's not even an exhaustive list, I actually had to cut some entries that didn't have a lot of information about them or just didn't fit properly. Only god knows what crackhead websites I visited to find information for the ones I did end up including.
I've been living here for 21 years and never heard of ANY of these conspiracies. I guess I must've been living under a rock.
Come on man, everyone knows about elodia and the black ambulance
@@mysteryman765 I know about Elodia because she was on the news a few years ago, but not the conspiracies in the video about her. And I swear I never heard of the black ambulance
about the Bucegi, I know 2 storie, one says that there is a resticted area fenced with an electric fence by the US gov, who came in the 70's after finding "unknown energies" and "out of this world creatures", and the second one is kinda wierd, when they were building the railway between Brasov and Bucharest they wanted the line to go through the montain to Targoviste and not on the Prahova valley and to Ploiesti, they started digging in Sinaia, but they gave up after digging a couple hundred meters, saying that the mountain is cursed, only bad things will come from this and no tunnel can be build, the tunnel portal from Sinaia is guarded and was closed off
the second one - not really. the Prahova Valley Line has been open since the late 19th century, the tunnel's construction only started in the 1940s i think it was, either way, much more later.
@@CFRTrainSpotter I'm talking about the Izvor tunnel, which construction started in 1912, or at least b4 WW1, and because of the war the tunnel construction was halted and eventually stopped, but I know the line was build also around that time
When I was in high school, our art teacher (drawing) was sure that Putin was dead and now is his doppelganger, this was back in 2020, he had a lot of wild ones, great teacher tho
2:25 FR Bro, Like dude, who wants to read old Romanians words that 90% of the population doesn't understand 💀
At least Caragiale was good
Educated people. You know, people that have actually read books!
Romanian wasn't that different in the late 1800's... This isn't analogous to Shakespearean Middle English or whatever... it's just regular Romanian
They're literally the same words used today. I think your problem is that you simply can't read
You think those are old? You're so wrong. Go read Neacsu's letter written in the 16th century which Romanians can still read just fine except for a few truly old words. You must've been one of those ppl that passed their classes by the sheer mercy of their teachers if you think those word are old ngl.
Just your Florida man follower checking in, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!! Love your videos.
Fresh post, always love to see new vid from you🔥🔥
Serbia just got a show literally named Teorije zavera(conspiracy theories) on national. It treats them as holding any water. They did chem trails as the first episode.
you know its something else when the national television of Serbia makes a show dedicated to legitimising conspiracies 😭
HONESTLY HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND OUT ABOUT THESE??? I (a romanian) am impressed you researched all of this. Good job on the video.
poate ca e roman de etnie maghiara...
@@florinlepadatu5648e sîrb. A menționat în mai multe videoclipuri, doar că locuiește în Cluj
Always incredibly informative! Thanks!
Romania mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️💙💛♥️
The use of retro gaming music. Chef's kiss! Been binging your vids. Well done!
The timing of this video is rather funny 😂
As I often say to myself alone in the dark, just because you're crazy doesn't mean you're wrong.
5:01 Mihai Eminescu and Ion Luca Caragiale published their works at a Jewish printing press.
Speed diving at " GET HIM!! " Had me dead 😂😂😂 bro you are way to creative with the memes and finding the right meme/video for the right moment. Love it !!!
Calin Georgescu : hold my Fanta with microchips
In my childhood, Black Volga said to appear only at Hi-er's birthday and looking for kids only.
The "parallel state" is not a total BS. There are at least 2 sides within "security institutions" (domestic and foreign intelligence services, interior and defense ministries, justice system, other state services and agencies). These 2 sides represent the old guard (Russian connected, typically pro-PSD) and the new guard (pro-EU, typically center right opposition). Dragnea was representing the old guard decrying that the new guard is using similar suspicious methods to investigate and blackmail his side of corrupt businesses and politicians. I hope there's at least a third guard of people just doing their job, but they rarely seem to do something meaningful, especially when they're needed.
I think that most of the old guard is also not pro-russian because they still benefit financiary from the link with the EU.
You read stupid news while you try to educate others
Hell yeah! Great channel man! My grandmother was Hungarian and you made me understand her a little better with your content.👍
True Fact: Romanians dip their pizza in ketchup.
isnt that normal ...?(a not so proud romanian)
@@SomebodyOnTH-came It makes you all unique, no worries. I have many Romanian friends in Germany.
The reason we do that is because most pizza places are really economical with the tomato sos.
@@zuraorokamono204 yea exactly, some places serve no tomato sauce on pizzas 😭
Disgusting. Also corn on pizza 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Living Ironically in South Carolina a state in the USA I love history and your channel so much. I love European history alot being and American of European ancestry!
22:46 CG detected
Your mother detected
This was the 1st video I've seen on your channel. *I loved it!*
All jokes aside, this is gold. Someone should make some crazy movies, video games or tv series with this. Americans need to use weed to reach this level of mind blowing bulshit and here we are with our national treasure.
Besides the reptilians, the flat earth theory, there are also Hungarians who claim that the ancestors of the Hungarians came from the star Sirius. From that very star in the Orion constellation. The mission of the Hungarians who came to Earth is to civilize them. The Hungarian language contains the syllables of all the languages on Earth. So the Hungarian language is the primordial language spoken by the people on Earth. The Egyptian pyramids were calculated by the Hungarian runes discovered in the Neolithic settlements on the territory of Hungary. The Hungarians are the most intelligent people, having the largest number of Nobel laureates compared to the number of inhabitants. The reality is that they were Jews and belong to the German school, not to the current Hungary. The Hungarians are the most hospitable, tolerant and intelligent people worldwide. I could continue with the most diverse, savory and delicious Hungarian cuisine.
8:17 brotha I have started balding since I was 16 and now my head is like this
My romanian chemistry teacher used to firmly tell me that Albert Einstein was romanian and he sold his citizenship to germans
30:07 Small typo in your script. "Enigmele" means "enigmas", not "energies". Love from Romania!
I only heard about the Black Ambulance one a few times in my younger days, but I never knew about the rest. Great video.
Although the one about the giant fish in București is kinda weird and random lol.
Omfg “rulling elite of Mǎnǎştur” took me by surprise considering that I’m sitting on my couch in Mǎnǎştur. I almost spilled my cava
Kolozsmonostor
I’m Italian and I’ve never heard of the black ambulance urban legend.
jókor jöttél ezzel a videóval :))
Oh we have a white van legend
Story goes,
*if you voice your opnion in sri lanka three days later a white van will follow and on 6th day you will disappear to be never found*
Do a video on Calin Georgescu and Diana Sosoaca!
Thanks for the amusement with this conspiracy theories. I'm waiting for the next one.
FERENTARI MENTIONED!!!!
Czechoslovakia developed the laser tech on tanks and Romanian scientists at least participated...Puke StreetWalker says so!
The black ambulance urban legend may be true. My mother's cousin from countryside dissipated for 3 days during Ceaușescu's regime and they looked for him in all the village. When they found him, he was dead and all white like someone drained all his blood.
how many dead people have rosy cheeks after 3 days out in the humid air?? :))
of course he looked all white
The idea that countries/corporations want the arctic to melt for resources extraction isn’t entirely untrue. When BP first discovered global warming in the 70’s they got all excited about the prospect of sending oil tankers round the north of Canada.