Shannon Sharpe best analogies and sayings- (Part 2)
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- Shannon Sharpe is the funniest sports commentator on air right now, and must be protected at all costs, these are some of his greatest sayings and analogies
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"Alcohol doesnt change your morals , it changes your conscience" boy that's real❗
Facts
@Versatile Wolf its good to remember that no substance can really 100 percent control your actions but can influence you to make terrible decisions
Sounds smarter than it actually is when really thought about it
That was awesome, and then he said something like, “a drunk person will never do anything that he hasn’t thought about it sober.”
Shannon too funny . He like the uncle I never had.... but always wanted
Thats why they call him UNC
exactly definatly uncle vibes
That’s why we call him uncle Shay
I swear😂
He like my late uncle ! It’s scary! Lost him in 08! 😞😭
I will NEVER get over the "...if a frog had pockets..." 😂🤣😂 And "...if a dog had a square butt, it would poop blocks..." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Lmao
I never heard that shit before 😂😂😂
"Ya show out ya get wo' out"
WHEREVER
Loool
😂😂😂😂
@@markushall8863 AND THAT’S REAL
“Gave some to Dion waiters too” 🤣🤣
DatBoiJosh 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
"If u 6 foot tall be 6 foot tall. Why u tryna be 6 foot 10 by standing on someones shoulders" im using this.
lol what was this in reference to!
Bro, when he said we gonna cook with it and then put it on the stove after. 🤣😂 Straight Facts!!
That crisco line had Jenny trying not to laugh hard af 🤣
She be dying when Shay make hood references 😹
We gon pour it in a can and leave it on the stove when we done wit it😂😭
@@youngmoneyd1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@youngmoneyd1131 FACTS!!!
@@youngmoneyd1131 That was hilarious
We’re arguin’ about who didn’t clean the kitchen and you talkin’ about the yard need rakin’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Grandma told me and my brother. Boy you show out you get wore out wherever" 😭
That's tha 1
"what's the most power piece in chess?"
"nobody plays chess"
I'm gonna memorize all these quotes and quote them to keep them alive 😂
💯😭
i'm waiting for shannon to write a book... he has to document this stuff
When James Harrison said "ay Shay you got me in something bruh?" the whole convo changed lol😂
He said im tellin damn💀
Shannon is the goat. I turn to him all the time, can't help, but lmao everytime he is on. Thank you for this 😂😂😂
I absolutely love me some Shannon Sharpe. His sayings and the ones from his grandparents are priceless!! 💯💯
its incredible how he can give intelligent insight and an insane analogy and also be a "meme" in the same sentence. its actually a skill im so impressed by. being entertaining while also educating your listener.
@Jon Jon Campbell calm down my son this is youtube
We talk that in south all the time.
Conscious*
Alcohol will not allow you to do anything drunk you didn't think about sober🔥🔥🔥
Why this line hit so hard though
@@darionjamaldaltonragland8887 your probably an alcoholic?
Wait so when people drink and do crazy stuff they thought about doing it sober first?
@@tloc243 yes sir🤣
Tone 777 Yeah it’s not like on TV where you’ll do anything over the top crazy. I know for me i’ve never done something extremely out of character
“One of these things does not belong here, one of these things are not the same” - Hit ‘em with Sesame Street 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I nearly died laughing at the sesame street match game. "One of these boys is doing his own thing"
lmaooo lmaoo lmaooo
And how he said it with a serious face 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
Lmao!!! "If a dog had a square butt, he will poop blocks"....lol
I am dying, what does this mean ?!? Lol
You can tell he worked with a speech coach. Shannon is a treasure for sports
He may have, but also just consistently prepping and talking everyday probably did a lot to his flow and dialect
Idc what nobody say he the funniest on tv 💯
“You show out, you get wore out. WHEREVER!” I be telling my girl this 🤦🏾♂️
On another note...Jenny BAD!
Your daughter or girlfriend??? Either way I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sirwavydude5435 I think he's talking about his girlfriend 😆
Remember that when you're in jail for domestic abuse.
@@sonpacho shit, how I give it up it SHOULD be considered domestic abuse!!!!🤣😉
@@1stNumberOne OK, as long as you agree don't fight the charges, plead guilty and absolutely 'show out' in prison. Act an absolute fool and bring as much attention yourself as possible!
I’m literally crying laughing at this man 😂😭
I died after that crisco line 😂😂😂
“You don’t see penguins and pigeons hangin” - Shannon Sharpe
Skip pick one hell of a co host. And people hate on Skip but he knows what he's doing.
Not anymore lol
2:35 in the rest of the clip Nelly goes full Shannon and says "same thing'll make you laugh will make you cry" then he says "ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun" 😂 who knew the south is the hotbed of modern philosophy
Sounds funny but true
Protect this MAN AT ALL COSTS!!😂
"Put on them dungarees and get out in that field boy"
Skip: i need to get some of those brownies
Shannon: Gave it to Dion Waiters
😳😂😂😂😂
I would love to meet his grandparents, Shannon is comedy gold 😄.
He stands about as much a chance as a snowball in a microwave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shannon taught me more lessons than my dad 😔
🤣🤣
5:41 the chef part is prob. the best part in this clip. -...had this simmerin' all night, 350° in the crock pot. Salt, pepper, onion...dish about to be served!
I love Jenny she's the best mediator they had .please keep her around the chemistry is unmatched
Welp
Kinfolk Kirk 😂
“Nobody plays chess” unc a fool 🤣
“YEEEEEEAAAAAH”
Love. It.!!!
Thank you.
U are helping their my Skip and Shannon less days. Its Feb 12, 2020. And they off this week. You are helping me thru.
Thanks so Much...
"And guess what skip? We gon pour it in a can and set it right on the stove when we done wit it"!!!!!!!!!
Shannon is the man!! He reminds me of my uncle's in Mississippi!! Lol!! James Harrison "I'm tellin every thing on you!! Thank you for this
"Lebron doesnt eat grease."
"Yes he does."
Skip:" You won't find it(crisco) in my home".
Shannon: "thats why you won't make any threes!".
As a white guy it all makes sense now
Shannon Sharpe 😂😂😂 "get a pair of dem dungarees boy and gon get out on the field" Lmfaoo I almost spit my lunch out
Has Hennessy sponsored him yet? I need answers 😆 🤣 😂
Classic "Yeah but you might have to do it with one eye cause I'm gonna hit you in the other one" Lol
I grew up with a lot of these sayings also from my moms...😂😂
Damn Shannon is Hilarious,
And Jenny is beautiful😍😍
There needs to be a daily calendar with a different Sharpe saying every day.
“Little too late, Shannon, I thought that was a joke... we’re serious?” Love Jenny!
3:05-3:10 is prime Shannon energy! 😂🤣😂🤣
"He doesn't eat grease!"
"Yezzeeduz"
My grandmother always use to say, she say boy..........😂
Derrick Henry is not a problem; he is an issue. Brilliant
Great work Bro, I agreed Shannon is the funniest and sharpest
Crisco got me in the ❤
@7:14 that transition into the next day 😂
Favorite on sports today😂👍 Shannon is great
This man's enthusiasm 😂😂 oooh! I enjoy watching his videos.
That alcohol line is words to live by
He needs an old lady choir on standby with the "Amens".
"Ya show out...ya get woah out!!!"😂😂😂
This is awesome.
“Let one go from San Diego.”
Skip taking some of the analogies literally is hilarious 😂😂
"If a dog had a square butt, it'll poop blocks." That's too random and funny. 11:26
I got that same can of crisco with used grease in it as well..
Man love this dude
Unc Shay is very wise Man.. i learn a lot listening to him.
Can't help but love uncle chef shay 😂😂 ol dusay and hennasay lol
“Get you a pair of those dungarees and go outside in those fields”... bruh
That’s when you really cooking!!!! 😂😂
"Nobody plays chess" has me lmao
That was funny I guess he just means he doesn’t know the Queen is most powerful lol he needs to play!
“If a dog has a square butt, it would poop blocks”
Holy fuck lmaoooo
This is pure gold I’m dyin 😂😂😂😂
That teddy pendergrass line go too hard
You got my subscription and like
I love Shannon sharpe‼️‼️
Got me an ole hood party goin on got da Dusse got da Hennessey😂😭💀
Fitting that this is posted while both Shannon and Skip are on vacation
Lol James Harrison and Shannon are hilarious
😂😂Shanon and this Crisco
😂😂😂 shannon the GOAT
Jenny said what the most powerful piece in Chess Shannon said Nobody plays Chess!!😳😳😅😂😂😂
Uncle shay, hilarious legend!!!!!!
Spot on about Alcohol.
"iF a DoG hAd a sQuArE bUtt, it wOuLd pOop bLoCKs" - I'm start using that one 😂
Kinfolk Kirk is hilarious! Lolol
Shannon bringing them jewels to the table
8:57 Shannon breaking out into a kermit the frog song is why he's the goat
Shannon said he cooks with crisco. Lol
The square butt and block poop killed me.
Damn 11:23 of pure gold! Gotta Love ol Shay
Yeeeeaaaa!!!! Lol thats his favorite word
You sho out you get wo out🤝😂
Big facts Shannon the uncle I never but wish I had
"Nobody plays chess" 😭😭
I love that shannon is a pothead lol
If a frog had pockets lmaoo😆😂😂🤣
Wtf 🤣😂😂 shannon tripping
Boy was that dish served to the Heat lmao 😭😂
Skip and Shannon top 5 duos all-time.