MAD TV - Vancome Lady - Department Store Santa

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ส.ค. 2006
  • Tcha, you know what?
    The Vancome Lady (Nicole Sullivan) working as an elf at a department store.Enjoy!
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  • @malcolmt7883
    @malcolmt7883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Al Bundy would've fallen in love with the Vancome Lady.

    • @Squirrel36
      @Squirrel36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So would Ebenezer Scrooge!

    • @marcuswalker3409
      @marcuswalker3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ed Harley And Donald Trump!

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wouldn't blame them one bit. nicole sullivan is hot.

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@professorpenne9962 not really

    • @Snobert99
      @Snobert99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then they would've broken up the minute they reached the point of having sex and she started making cracks about his small genitalia.

  • @theclarinetist15
    @theclarinetist15 11 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Your people killed Jesus". LMAO!

    • @Lukefromdaridge
      @Lukefromdaridge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clarinetnerd16 lmao

    • @SinaAla
      @SinaAla 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Imagine saying this today

    • @poopsmith6853
      @poopsmith6853 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And the standard "it was romans!'. I'm not even Christian but if you read the Bible, it makes quite clear that the threat of Jewish revolt if Jesus wasn't killed led the Roman governor to literally wash his hands of the affair.

  • @Iceslab
    @Iceslab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Even in defeat she leaves the room in ruin. Gotta love the Vancome lady.

  • @epie6
    @epie6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    But you gotta give it to her, she always leaves a job thanking it. 😊

  • @goldenblue8991
    @goldenblue8991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I miss Mad TV so much :"(

  • @artdjmaster
    @artdjmaster 16 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love the Vancome Lady because she was MAD tv's first sketch and still remained funny until Nicole left the show.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First? That is a good way to show what is the difference between MADtv and SNL.

    • @nathancruz9172
      @nathancruz9172 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too

  • @MA-vd3ln
    @MA-vd3ln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Damm Nicole Sullivan is beautiful

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M???????? A??????? Yes makeup makes everything look hot

  • @cheyenne4061
    @cheyenne4061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh shit. This show has no filter. This shouldn't have gotten cancelled, tv would've been better now

  • @AndrewsOpinion15
    @AndrewsOpinion15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    NICOLE SULLIVAN SO FINE AS THE VANCOME LADY !!!!

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes anything with make up is hot we get it you’re fucking weak minded.

    • @cobrakainevereverdies6940
      @cobrakainevereverdies6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *I just happened to be the 100th like. I remember a few years ago, I visited Verizon to pay off my relative's bills. The woman working there, favored Nicole* She said, "I wish somebody would pay my bills". I said, "I'm single and don't have love children". Her boss was laughing his ass off. BTW Adele must've stolen Nicole's style :)

    • @cobrakainevereverdies6940
      @cobrakainevereverdies6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WitheringZealot - You will live the rest of your life, being a *virgin* - as long as you're aware of this, you can rest easy at night

  • @johnmonahan6647
    @johnmonahan6647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The Vancome lady was just brilliant! If ever a single character could have carried a movie it would have been this one. Sad we'll never know because this was some funny stuff. Rude as hell but hilarious.

    • @Dhorpatan
      @Dhorpatan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A whole hour and a half or more of an extremely obnoxious white woman who is an abusive, racist asshole?

    • @ChaleeRenee
      @ChaleeRenee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Dhorpatan Yeah, it would be hilarious! This woman doesn't give a fuck and she is not prejudiced when it comes to her anti-socialism. You do realize that is the joke right? This woman does not discriminate with her contempt. She has it for everyone. Maybe you only saw this one sketch, but she makes fun of white people too.

    • @gordonowens7794
      @gordonowens7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dhorpatan Why not Adam Sandler movies aren't nearly as funny and he succeeds.

    • @Dhorpatan
      @Dhorpatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ChaleeRenee
      *"Yeah, it would be hilarious!"*
      (dripping sarcasm) Yes, about as hilarious as It's Pat, Corky Romano and the Ladies Man.
      *"This woman doesn't give a fuck and she is not prejudiced when it comes to her anti-socialism. You do realize that is the joke right?"*
      The above was unnecessary for you to say, since I never said otherwise. I also didn't say anything about anti-socialism.
      *"This woman does not discriminate with her contempt. She has it for everyone."*
      The above was unnecessary for you to say, since I never said otherwise.

    • @Dhorpatan
      @Dhorpatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Burt
      One lazy sentence, explains nothing intellectually, and just insults. Impressive.

  • @MGOFor3ver
    @MGOFor3ver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love the "ah, ah" and the "lalala" haha.

    • @candyqueenify
      @candyqueenify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tchaaa...you know what? ah-ah!

  • @superbird2814
    @superbird2814 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember seeing this sketch when it first aired on TV. 90s comedy gold.

    • @paulmims9707
      @paulmims9707 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too!!! I watched mad tv religiously then

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You wanna talk about a show that has some fucking balls. SNL ain't got shit on this.

    • @manthony777
      @manthony777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew, you are such a 😺

  • @koolgirl619
    @koolgirl619 15 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think that Nicole Sullivan was the most talented original MADtv cast member! I don't think that MADtv would be the same without her!

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Mad TV was unapologetic

  • @marcofutiak1820
    @marcofutiak1820 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    MadTV was so underrated and Nicole Sullivan was and still is incredible!!!

  • @Baconmutt
    @Baconmutt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Chaaaa, ye kno vut? Uh uh!

  • @Honeycomblife
    @Honeycomblife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That's why today's pop culture is weak and insufferable we dont have mad TV anymore . Back in the day we could all laugh at ourselves and not take everything so serious. Everyone became either triggered angry or crybabies.

    • @miniena7774
      @miniena7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pmwedoable
      You can make whatever jokes you want. This is about the most clichéd comment I’ve seen.

    • @CraigPhilipMyBeer
      @CraigPhilipMyBeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed. I made a similar comment. I miss Mad TV. Today a show like this cannot exist because of overly sensitive people having to go to Twitter and voice their opinions on how offended they are about everything.

    • @methaqualone5191
      @methaqualone5191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CraigPhilipMyBeer That sounds like Donald Trump about going on Twitter every time he gets offended, which is often.

    • @btinsley1
      @btinsley1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!!

    • @jeremysipes44
      @jeremysipes44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@methaqualone5191 Every time he hears anti-american b.s.You are not welcome for being corrected.

  • @Hidden-Secrets
    @Hidden-Secrets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Perfect to get me in the christmas mood.

  • @CraigPhilipMyBeer
    @CraigPhilipMyBeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mad TV was one of my favorite comedy shows in the 90s and early 2000s. It's too bad these kind of shows wouldn't pass today. Everyone is so damn sensitive and can't take jokes anymore.

    • @melanalelii8257
      @melanalelii8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't stop laughing Miss swan is way too funny

  • @josnaz1
    @josnaz1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dang! I'm surprised that no one has tried to take out the Vancome Lady.

    • @jakester0852
      @jakester0852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yea there was. She went into a coma.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      josnaz1 she's been held at gunpoint during the bank hostage skit. By another hostage, not the criminal. Lmao

    • @DG-dh2lt
      @DG-dh2lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She doesnt date, she just hooks up with guys

    • @queerchoreography54
      @queerchoreography54 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤭😆😆

    • @JD-te9tj
      @JD-te9tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I took her out...she was fantastic!!! lol.

  • @xenarocksmysocks
    @xenarocksmysocks 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'i'm am so sorry that i couldn't show you santa, but there's a very good reason do you know what it is? There is no santa!' the look on her face as she said that, so great, love Nicole! xXx

  • @MGMLV
    @MGMLV 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great skits..Loved Nicole Sullivan! She had some gorgeous legs!!

  • @inplsartist
    @inplsartist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    lol at the end is me being petty at my job

  • @JoeZamecki
    @JoeZamecki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yeah! There is no Santa! THANK you! :o)

  • @Enoughyoufool
    @Enoughyoufool 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:59 sexiest "T'cha" ever!

  • @marcuswalker3409
    @marcuswalker3409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want to meet Nicole Sullivan!

    • @marcuswalker3409
      @marcuswalker3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rasta Fonz No! Just for an autograph!

    • @marcuswalker3409
      @marcuswalker3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rasta Fonz Well, an autograph and a hug, but no sex!

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Well, Porky. If you keep taking thirds and fourths, you’ll be Santa!”
    🤣 savage

  • @Mod60s
    @Mod60s 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has to be one of the most hilarious characters to ever appear on TV. Nicole Sullivan is clearly insane and then there's the others like Antonia! I would marry her in a minute!lol

  • @Marklewisdes
    @Marklewisdes 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what-uh,uh!!!
    Priceless!! Nicole S. was awesome on that show!!

    • @manthony777
      @manthony777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you still alive?

  • @TheBrunetteGrlz
    @TheBrunetteGrlz 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nicole sullivan is awesome!
    i love her!

  • @epiphonevester
    @epiphonevester 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    shes not only funny, shes hot as well

  • @jessicavictoriacarrillo7254
    @jessicavictoriacarrillo7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Notice Santa is there and takes time to react....

  • @RottenAppleSeeds
    @RottenAppleSeeds 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    back when mad TV was good.

  • @IgnacioRamirezloco4life
    @IgnacioRamirezloco4life 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow! thanks so much for posting MAD T.V
    videos, with ( Vancome Lady)

  • @ivanrodriguez268
    @ivanrodriguez268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is what real Karens want to do and say in real life but they cant... the frustration must be tough LOL

  • @rockmetalgrungepunk
    @rockmetalgrungepunk 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i'll marry Nicole Sullivan in a blink of an eye, i'm in love with her

  • @rainstormr7650
    @rainstormr7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her.. "lala la la.....le le la la la la la" ....is timeless

  • @Frost46475
    @Frost46475 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nicole Sullivan rocks!

  • @permurshad6587
    @permurshad6587 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finest character of sketch comedy history

  • @sarastarp99
    @sarastarp99 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE NICOLE SULLIVAN!!!!!!!!!!

  • @phil_alexdunphy4735
    @phil_alexdunphy4735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    vancome lady is one of my most favourite sketches from Mad TV..............she rocks.......mad tv over snl any time of the fucking day

  • @navygirl546
    @navygirl546 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Jew part made me laugh my ass off soo hard!

  • @oofeewise
    @oofeewise 14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    hahahahah!!! i like the Jewish part

  • @storynerd
    @storynerd 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg, wow. i love her acting.
    cha, u know wat? nuh uh.

  • @CocoPanda14
    @CocoPanda14 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was looking for this everywhere! Thank god I found it, thanks for posting.

  • @danielle22tc
    @danielle22tc 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss the classic Madtv

  • @Artmonger225
    @Artmonger225 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the ending where she pulls off his beard!

  • @jojomitchell22
    @jojomitchell22 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahaha I love the vancome lady :)

  • @katmd03
    @katmd03 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tcha, you know what?
    -She's great!!

  • @ELP1125
    @ELP1125 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chhhhhhh....you know vut...uh uh. I LOVE that part

  • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
    @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    whoever tells their children santa is real really needs parenting lessons

  • @RELOADER82
    @RELOADER82 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    favorite skit, love nicole sullivan!

  • @movieking1515
    @movieking1515 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    she is awesome

  • @phallll
    @phallll 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    History is history man.

  • @SirLancelotsSpear
    @SirLancelotsSpear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:14 For a nano second I thought that was Michael Jackson (at the back).

    • @missscarlett186
      @missscarlett186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. Plot twist, he time travelled

  • @denisstuart4128
    @denisstuart4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not possible today anymore... sad, tremendously sad

  • @CNFunnyJon
    @CNFunnyJon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And they call me a jerk. XD

  • @marshallposey2063
    @marshallposey2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is smokin!

  • @TranzVangal
    @TranzVangal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No chimney no Santa lmfao

  • @LauDor08
    @LauDor08 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol "there IS no santa"

    • @franknstein33
      @franknstein33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you remember watching this video, and writing this comment.. Thirteen years ago.

  • @Sophisty
    @Sophisty 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg she's horrible, horrible, yet the funniest. i luv the way how she talks.

  • @keithjacobson1640
    @keithjacobson1640 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this character but damn some of the things she said. LOL

  • @monkeykidd420
    @monkeykidd420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This and kids in hall were the best

  • @derricknichols5787
    @derricknichols5787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need to volunteer as Santa

  • @theBigA1992
    @theBigA1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I were Mark I talk the be Santa as a compliment.

  • @2Kriss2Kross
    @2Kriss2Kross 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    look up "bitch" in the dictionary and her picture would be there.lol
    i had a teacher in high school who was like her. oh the memories! nicole is cute when she does, "uh-uh"! i love these sketches!

  • @severelyKILLED15
    @severelyKILLED15 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious

  • @jeffreymacintyre2711
    @jeffreymacintyre2711 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    can you imagine that today?

  • @cobrakainevereverdies6940
    @cobrakainevereverdies6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *That's a very very good impression of Adele*

  • @ideanalavi
    @ideanalavi 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    ms.swan is da best of all. all those this is funny

  • @Salem6021
    @Salem6021 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Little Daniel Is Adorable

  • @kamikazeyamamoto4545
    @kamikazeyamamoto4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She's hawt!

  • @shahsays-7
    @shahsays-7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    no chimney no santa makes perfect sense....

  • @chinezboy
    @chinezboy 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg. I want to do that to Mall Santa so badly. That wuold be so damn funny!! XD

  • @MeadeFatLoss
    @MeadeFatLoss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This aired 12/16/1995

  • @rivera5b
    @rivera5b 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was the episode when Zack, Cody, and Carey go on the S.S. Tipton for a so-called Vacation.

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit right at the beginning there's a black kid that knows who his dad is?? Now THAT is funny!

  • @funkydarwin
    @funkydarwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what aah ahh

  • @pikachuhatyu
    @pikachuhatyu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:12 its true tho hahaha XD

  • @Thunderbird006
    @Thunderbird006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Santa only has a few rules…. And one of them, is he doesn’t speak to the homeless”.

  • @ronaldwwe06
    @ronaldwwe06 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you keep taking thirds and fourths you'll be santa....lol

  • @jamesharris5059
    @jamesharris5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched her so much I say, "TCHA", when i get mad !

  • @robertomartinez6533
    @robertomartinez6533 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chaaaaaaaaa you know what? Uh uh

  • @jumpinjax2
    @jumpinjax2 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nicole Sullivan is smoking!

  • @aaaaaadannayyyy
    @aaaaaadannayyyy 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hilarious

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deck the halls with bowls of holly Fah lah lal la....La La La La La La La La

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truth is truth

  • @randymarsh4584
    @randymarsh4584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's my type of woman!!

  • @NoClassPranking
    @NoClassPranking 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    21 kids were traumatized by the Vancome Lady saying there's no Santa.

  • @rivera5b
    @rivera5b 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was the episode called "Let Us Enterain you"

  • @Glass11
    @Glass11 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHAH I LOVE HER!!!! Such evil.....

  • @Debaronii
    @Debaronii 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Because your people killed Jesus!" Thats sooo funny!

  • @geovanniandrade8321
    @geovanniandrade8321 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    no. this was back in the 90's..waaay before anyoen knew about sarah palin

  • @sarastarp99
    @sarastarp99 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a REAL MAD TV COMEDY.

  • @dreamingpanda
    @dreamingpanda 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice is the best

  • @gamgsb
    @gamgsb 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I heard Sarah Palin speak at the convention, I knew there was something familiar about her style.

  • @joelalexander5338
    @joelalexander5338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya, you can ask for anything ya want, but he doesn’t really care. When I was four, I asked Santa for a M-16. I even specified to him that I wanted a real one. I ended up with a plastic toy weapon instead. Screw Santa!

  • @MegaMichaeljackson12
    @MegaMichaeljackson12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They don't show reruns of MAD TV anymore on TV, do they?

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    thatz true.