Look at me, I'm a pregnant queen. Baby's coming soon. My poor tookie. But probably it won't hurt, cause God chose me to be the next holy Virgin Mary. (Oh, you don't believe I'm the next Virgin Mary? Well, a lot of magical things have been happening to me lately that can only be happening to the chosen one!) LISTEN UP! I currently have two brains in me, so I'm double smarter than everbody. When I sneeze, I pee simultaneously. I don't need a table. I just use my belly. Haven't pooped in weeks and I'm still alive. There's a tiny little penis in me at all times. I see everything, cause I got 4 eyes. And my booty looking thicc, cause I got 4 thighs. Do the waddle, do the waddle. Do the waddle, do the waddle. Before he comes out, he needs to repent. Cause he's kicking me and grabbing me without my consent. Stop grabbing my tookie or I'll make you pay rent. If he keeps it up, he could become the next president! Virgin Miranda, the holiest of holes. Virgin Miranda, the holiest of HOOOOOOOOOOLES.
Look at me, I'm a pregnant queen.
Baby's coming soon. My poor tookie.
But probably it won't hurt, cause God chose me to be the next holy Virgin Mary.
(Oh, you don't believe I'm the next Virgin Mary? Well, a lot of magical things have been happening to me lately that can only be happening to the chosen one!)
LISTEN UP!
I currently have two brains in me, so I'm double smarter than everbody.
When I sneeze, I pee simultaneously.
I don't need a table. I just use my belly.
Haven't pooped in weeks and I'm still alive.
There's a tiny little penis in me at all times.
I see everything, cause I got 4 eyes.
And my booty looking thicc, cause I got 4 thighs.
Do the waddle, do the waddle.
Do the waddle, do the waddle.
Before he comes out, he needs to repent.
Cause he's kicking me and grabbing me without my consent.
Stop grabbing my tookie or I'll make you pay rent.
If he keeps it up, he could become the next president!
Virgin Miranda, the holiest of holes.
Virgin Miranda, the holiest of HOOOOOOOOOOLES.
Omg thank u for this 😂😭💖✨