Damn Ubisoft they legitimately created a relationship between me and a non real puppy. He might be especially cute to me because I have a dachshund, which chorizo is, and he looked exactly like chorizo when he was born, except for his fur color.
I’m suddenly reminded of that scene from Phineas and Ferb where 2 “armies” are about to clash, but stopped for a moment because Ducky Momo was crossing ._.
I wouldn't use chorizo for any reason other than calling him in and petting him then sending him back to wherever they store the animal companions solely because I can't stand seeing pets get hurt
I’ve lately had a pretty bad cold lately and you always bring me a laugh when I watch you, thank you and I can’t wait for more content in the future ^^
Coming back to this 2 years later. I was looking up reviews about the game before i bought it, who knew that it would end up with ne becoming a fan and dive into a rabbit hole of great content, including all of smii7y's friends' channels.
as someone who DOES speak spanish, understanding this game made the video so much better. also the crocodile's name is "handsome" and i love that for him.
@blast DON'T YOU DARE NAMING THESE GAMES COMPARED TO FC 6!!! Fallout is shitty in every single thing,but the AI is fairly better than this,just like for CP2077 and so on. This game is only coming out and let's not mention that there is not even a single game that came out without having a bug or a glitch or several issues.
I love how much these games look like just cause because let me tell you, I dont often finish games because of attention span and a busy life but that one got finished sooooo quick. both amazing titles
Me reading the title: Hmmm lets see what he has to offer... (What have I gotten myself into?) Me watching the first 3 seconds: 👀.. Okay, thats a very good reason!!
The Far Cry games acc seem like a lot of fun tbh - they've got great weapons, vehicles & equipment (namely the wingsuit & grapple), but my favourite thing is probably the animals lol
After playing the whole game I can see that this just made me want to make funny videos I loved this video so much smii7y please do more on this game I would love to watch this now if you don't see this I really love your channel and I am still watching all your videos I really love the effort that you put in your channel
*Enemy shoots AK-47 at chorizo* Smii7y: proceeds to talk shit to enemy *Enemy kicks chorizo* Smii7y: YOU JUST KICKED MY DOG!!!! Also Smii7y: Starts angrily shooting back
Can’t wait! I’ve gotten 100% completion on every far cry game so when a new one comes out it’s basically a ritual to devote all available free time to it.
"I just killed like three people for no reason. I got no reward for th-
Oh! Crabs! Hello my friends!"
I'm glad you have your priorities Smii7y.
I'm glad I'm not the only person that realized he started questioning his life decision and then immediately went ooo crabs!
Professionals have standarts
Crabs are better than people
Your name scares me
I love this comment
Chorizo's little squeaky wheels after complete chaos is both hilarious and very adorable xD
I wish he was more powerful... just wipes a squad of enemies, would be hilarious watching him kick their arses lol
Chorizo a cute yet somewhat deadly dog deadly in the meaning of he distracts enemies
On god
Damn Ubisoft they legitimately created a relationship between me and a non real puppy. He might be especially cute to me because I have a dachshund, which chorizo is, and he looked exactly like chorizo when he was born, except for his fur color.
Enemy: shoots Chorizó w/AK
Smii7y: …
Enemy: kicks Chorizó
Smii7y: “Oh now you’ve done it
Just imagine being in a mountain fight army after army and see Chorizo just waddling through the crossfire
Then the armies close in for the dog for it's cuteness at close range
Comment made my day 😊😊
what they dont realize is that, that dog is the most dangerous weapon one could use in any war. *A Perfect Distraction!*
Look at my playlist
I’m suddenly reminded of that scene from Phineas and Ferb where 2 “armies” are about to clash, but stopped for a moment because Ducky Momo was crossing ._.
“AH CRABS, WELCOME MY FRIENDS!”
is a phrase you should not close your eyes to
Ubisoft: "Far Cry 6 has improved enemy ai"
Enemy: Throws molotov then walks into the fire caused by it
sometimes even a human can get confused
"Ubisoft" and "Improved" are two words that do not go hand in hand.
@@zerrierslizer1 it can go coz theres alot plof improvement in their graphics and other stuffs in recent games
Work in progress
I love that they haven't improved that much!
The fun stupid chaotic moments are the reason why I love the Far Cry Series so much 😂
Enemy: *shoots Chorizó w/AK*
Smii7y: …
Enemy: *kicks Chorizó*
Smii7y: “Oh now you’ve done it”
Fulll-John-Wick mode
Enemy: "shoots chorizo"
Smii7y: i sleep
Enemy: "kicks chorizo"
Smii7y: REAL SHIT
Throws molotov at Chorizo...... grabs marshmallows
Enemy kills chorizo
Smithy its your fight
Enemy taps choreso with foot
Smithy I will rain hell on you
@@austinkeaton8251nah he might be mad if he kills the dog
Smii77y playing FC6 with friends; “Can I touch your Weiner, dog.”
Friend: “wut?”
Smii77y: “Chorizo, can I pet him?”
Yup
I can literally hear this in his voice, and the laugh that always follows his bad puns... Lol..
Feel like the next time Smii7y plays with Matt, Matt is just going to be like "CRAB KILLER!" lol
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on TH-cam. So don't feel too bad for me, dear ak
Given how chaotic matt can be in these types of games. I kinda wanna see the duo fucking around lmao
As he should be
@@mgzwei1648 either Smii7y and Matt or Smii7y and John would work for me
Well now that you said something yeah he prob is now 😂😂
I love seeing Evan acting all professional and Smii7y comes out saying “YOU CAN HAVE A WEINER DOG, BUY THIS GAME”
A Weiner dog named choreso
I'm loving the companions in this game. You can have a sausage on wheels, or an attack crocodile wearing a jacket.
Smii7y when Chorizo is getting shot: I schleep
Smii7y when Chorizo gets kicked: REAL SHIT?
A man of culture from TheRussianBadger
@@dreblazer23yt its an old meme you dip
I wouldn't use chorizo for any reason other than calling him in and petting him then sending him back to wherever they store the animal companions solely because I can't stand seeing pets get hurt
Its cuz kicking a a dog is unfair but shooting is fair
@@dreblazer23yt Actually it's just an old meme, but I DO remember that one clip from Badger's Injustice video. 😆
Props to Ubisoft for adding the ''what da dog doin'' feature. Really nice asset.
yeah but id like to be able to pick up chorizo and put him in the car
@@boubusboy5039 and I like it they where shut down for the crimes they committed
#holdubisoftaccountable
@@fadeddeathkinght what crimes exactly?
@@depression666 sexual assault in the workplace and during events
@@fadeddeathkinght ...you act like everyone at the company is at fault and not just a few people
I like how when he’s in the base yelling hello and it’s quiet. You just hear chorizo’s little wheels😂
I replayed the car noise over chorizo like 5 times. That’s hilarious 😂
@@nickstephens7501 oh when he goes around the corner? I know it was funny af😂
@@thehomelesspingu5068 bro yes😂 so subtle but so perfect
I'm gonna spend hours just watching Chorizo's ears flopping around when he runs 😁
i....uh....uhhh....ok?
i love how smii7ys energy hasnt changed over the years of him making this wonderful content
"CHORIZO" is the greatest name they could have given that doggie 😌👌
Not better than bommer
If only he could pronounce it smh
Amh
@@johannes7412 stop shaming him because he can't pronounce a Spanish word.
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz /
He pronounced it right, what changes is the accent.
When smii7y posts:
“Now this does put a smile on my face”
and a migraine in my head
This is one of the most chaotic starts to a SMii7Y episode I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait.
I’ve lately had a pretty bad cold lately and you always bring me a laugh when I watch you, thank you and I can’t wait for more content in the future ^^
*you can buy a dog named after a sausage* Me: Okay, I think I might wanna buy it. *his name is Chorizo* Me: TAKE MY MONEY NOW
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Chorizo's adorable little puppy wheelchair?
Put a engine on that thing
Choreso go zooooooooom
This actually looks like its gonna be really fun to control a bunch of different animals.
i mean they allowed you to do that in primal and that game was pretty good imo so yeah probably
@@killercodyj658 primal was fuhkin badass.
"oh no, it appears i have killed 3 people for no reason"
"Oh CRAB MAN CRAB MY FRIEND"
10:05 "Alright let's stop it right here" **an ad plays** Well played
This intro is exactly how I play GTA and how GTA npc's be like when you honk at them
Elite
13:48 this'll be a SMii7y Minus clip for sure
And 9:12
Prediction???
Imagine Smitty not making that into a Smi77yminus clip just to spite your prediction
@@pinkychoo9558 Ah fck I hope not XD
*Chorizo gets shots multiple times*
"Better not die to this fucking dog man"
*Chorizo gets one good kick in the face*
"Oh so this guy chose death."
I love his single player improv stuff, brings tears of laughter to my eyes XD
Coming back to this 2 years later. I was looking up reviews about the game before i bought it, who knew that it would end up with ne becoming a fan and dive into a rabbit hole of great content, including all of smii7y's friends' channels.
Chorizo is the reason Far cry 6 is going to get the GOTY, you can't change my mind
dude was one fence about preordering the game, i think chorizo is the tipping point lmao, hes adorable
I love chorizo because he is down for the cause and his comedic timing is legendary 😂
I love how that horse said "Cant scan Military Vehicles" XD
Every single time after something chaotic happens, out of nowhere chorizo just comes out with his wheels and its so fucking adorable
as someone who DOES speak spanish, understanding this game made the video so much better. also the crocodile's name is "handsome" and i love that for him.
Chorizo is amazing, but having Guapo as your sidekick is the actual reason I need to get this game.
The idea of a crocodile in a shirt with a gold tooth named "handsome" is perfect
@@spicydragon301 RIGHT? I thought Far Cry couldn’t top Cheeseburger, but here we are. 😁
What about the god damn rooster
@@Dx_HeartedThe rooster is a jerk
@@justincummings5022 boom boom?
6:02 most intelligent A.I. ever, Ubisoft never fails to disappoint me
Damn, the AI just 1g'd himself.
@blast No
@blast DON'T YOU DARE NAMING THESE GAMES COMPARED TO FC 6!!!
Fallout is shitty in every single thing,but the AI is fairly better than this,just like for CP2077 and so on. This game is only coming out and let's not mention that there is not even a single game that came out without having a bug or a glitch or several issues.
As a Dachshund owner, I need this game
I have a dachshund too, will definitely get this game
4:55 Pure cuteness
got obsessed with this for a few weeks recently, I recommend this or farcry 5. both are absolutely amazing
5:42 Ah yes, the new "following road" auto-drive mechanic for far cry 6, never saw in another game of the series.
or like in the same series like i don’t know maybe far cry 4
Totally not in Far Cry 4..or 5. Totally
Funny how Tesla tried the same idea and it always fucks up somehow...
Enemy: shoots Chorizo
Smii7y:....
Enemy: kicks Chorizo
Smii7y: *So you've chosen death*
stolen
Stolen
I love the blood splatter with everything. Ill just be deactivating Hit markers and health bars and I will have the fun of my life
Yeah I'm hoping it doesn't have that new dawn weapon leveling bs
@@RustyShacklefordReal i acually liked it tbh
@@RustyShacklefordReal it doesn't have that thankfully
Jesus why did my comment blew up?
@@sleepless9957 Probably because people forgot you can go to the settings,because people just want instant satisfaction.
2:03 saw the mounted gun option and i could tell that this was gonna be a fun video.
Usually I don't really like where ads end up being placed but every single one is gold for this video- it cuts off the mounted gunfire perfectly LOL
"Hmm I wonder if ubisoft improved the AI for FC6..."
2:26
"... maybe not"
Or anything else for that matter
@@skullduggery7917 indeed but yet, I'll still buy it and enjoy it. Then complain that it's another re-skin 😅
He looks like my actual dog when he was a puppy now he’s 10 and still adorable
This is why I love SMii7y. Chaos and mayhem interrupted by petting dogs.
I love how much these games look like just cause because let me tell you, I dont often finish games because of attention span and a busy life but that one got finished sooooo quick. both amazing titles
I got this game la few months ago I absolutely love this game imma get 4 and 5 soon lol
"Matt's not gonna be happy about that one"
Now we wait for him to comment.
i was just thinking that lol
Matt sees this commit doesn't respond
I can picture Blarg saying “Killing Crabs?…NOT okay my friend”.
Chorizo may or may be the best pupperoni in existence
Me reading the title:
Hmmm lets see what he has to offer... (What have I gotten myself into?)
Me watching the first 3 seconds:
👀.. Okay, thats a very good reason!!
I just realized that whenever Smii7y just puts in a bit of "like & subscribe" or a sponsor; I dont skip them because theyre still entertaining
Smii7y: "A DOG NAMED AFTER A SAUSAGE!"
also Smii7y: proceeds to call it a "wiener dog".. 😂
Yes your right its a sasige dog
I saw the puppy and thought it was warzone so immediately I was like "GET OUTTA THERE LITTLE DUDE"
Everytime Smii7y plays one of these games I realize being a "gamer" is just a fancy way of saying you're a sociopath
Yo it's fun!
Whatever you say, Mr. Thompson.
The Far Cry games acc seem like a lot of fun tbh - they've got great weapons, vehicles & equipment (namely the wingsuit & grapple), but my favourite thing is probably the animals lol
After playing the whole game I can see that this just made me want to make funny videos I loved this video so much smii7y please do more on this game I would love to watch this now if you don't see this I really love your channel and I am still watching all your videos I really love the effort that you put in your channel
No way SMii7Y already got the game early I can’t wait to see what this video has to offer
Matt is going to lose his shit, when he sees that Smii7y killed a crab
*SMII7Y tells me to buy something:*
*My bank account:* Aw shit here we go again.
*Enemy shoots AK-47 at chorizo*
Smii7y: proceeds to talk shit to enemy
*Enemy kicks chorizo*
Smii7y: YOU JUST KICKED MY DOG!!!!
Also Smii7y: Starts angrily shooting back
Smii7y saying "heyy come back aren't you supposed to be an apex predator" then getting immediately attacked kills me
I love how Smitty is okay with the dude shooting his dog, but the second he kicks him he deserves death.
17:46 "this sign can't stop me because i can't read"
I like the fact that you can CASUALLY have M2 Brownings on vintage cars, and nobody questions it, feels like America.
2:40 When the crabs came out of nowhere I really thought it was the brain of the stabbed person
Play more of this pls your editing for this is amazing!
16:13 you missed the chance of saying "Now THIS is Pod-racing."
13:34 had me laughing so hard!
Last time I was this early Smii7y was still in the milk section at the grocery store
12:17 fucken killed me 😂🤣💀💀
“Alright I’m gonna be backing it up here chorizo so if you’re behind me I see you just don’t run over WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
I can't believe you blasted that guy (about 2:10) with mounted gun, then drove off leaving the person still tied up . ! 😁🤣
3:50 hey little guy AAAaA
7:03 LOOK AT THE EARS OH MY GOD
At 10:31: "Can't scan military vehicles"
Bruh.....that's just a honse
Cop: shoots dog
Smii7y: ok fine
Cop: kicks him
Smii7y: so you have chosen death
8:27 OMIGOD HIS LITTLE WADDLE!
Holy shit I can't wait for more adventures of "Smii7y and the Chorizo"
Enemy: shoots churitzo
smii7y not reacting
Enemy: kicks churitzo
Smii7y: "so you have choosen death"
it's chorizo
@@sunkenships8444
Not it’s hotdog
How many of these comments are there 😅
It ain’t a Smii7i video without murder right in the beginning of a video.
I love far cry it literally do anything u want like u made these games are amazing
12:21 and that's how chorizo lost his first pair of legs
Sorry but I’m way too poor to buy this
I forgive you
It became free
On ps4
Free trial bro@@Im_blavk_bro
@@Im_blavk_broon PS4?
As a spaniard his pronunciation of “Chorizo” made my day
Definitely how I’m going to play the game
I love how we see a taxi run over chickens and then it cuts to smii7y in a yellow car
The fact that it's in my brithday when it comes out, i really hope I see you and the boys being crazy on this.
Perfect readon 0:03
1:07 missed opportunity to say
if you wanna get together with your friend and pet your weiners
2:29 Smii7y pufferfish
Watching SMii7Y got excited by every other animals in this game is enough to make me happy for a week.
Been waiting for this since what, like February!? Can't wait!
Man the AI in this game is DOO DOO like the other Far Crys, hopefully they fix them for release
thank you! I've been playing farcry 6 for a little over a year now and all I see is endless hate, you are one of the real ones who love the game
Glad im not the only one who impulsively hits random npcs with cars in the game 0:03
10:30 I love how it classifies a horse as a "military vehicle"
Can’t wait! I’ve gotten 100% completion on every far cry game so when a new one comes out it’s basically a ritual to devote all available free time to it.
Found all the diamonds in far cry 2?
I love far cry for the amount of takedown and heals and this is just best