Brandon Keener [He's Just Not That Into You]

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  • @NoFinalAnswer
    @NoFinalAnswer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Well, ladies, I guess I have to get back to some calibrations.

  • @MissCandiDandi
    @MissCandiDandi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "So that's the last time I do anything pro-bono."
    ...He was talking about the Collector mission.

  • @cheyenneeagle4815
    @cheyenneeagle4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Don't you just love it when the voice actor for your space husband is also very very attractive in real life like god damn that smile *swoon*

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty sure like 90% of it is the voice lol

  • @maxofthetitans
    @maxofthetitans 12 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is what garrus does at every bar on every planet.

  • @jonnofinster7
    @jonnofinster7 13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can't help but think Garrus is voicing Brandon Keener...

  • @IBx27
    @IBx27 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I have to get back to the office" = "I should go"

  • @StarrySkyy29
    @StarrySkyy29 12 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    His office is actually the main battery :D

  • @ShinzaiX
    @ShinzaiX 12 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Well ladies, I have to get back to the office."
    "You go back to the office after happy hour? What's happy about that?"
    "I get to calibrate my gun, all night long."

  • @КошкинДвор
    @КошкинДвор 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Brandon Keener: *do something*
    whole ME community: Oh My GoD GaRrUs Is So aTtRaCtIvE

    • @kevinhenry4047
      @kevinhenry4047 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well I mean he is tho.

  • @syoban
    @syoban 13 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Her face after he says "I met you" is pretty much my face when I talk to Garrus

  • @obiwanless
    @obiwanless 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "guess I better get back to the office, there's a giant gun that needs calibrating"

  • @Ragnarok1979
    @Ragnarok1979 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    they need to rename the movie: "Garrus Just Isnt That Into You"

  • @DefyGravity18
    @DefyGravity18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Good LORD he's attractive.

  • @sdegroot1
    @sdegroot1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "That evening we held a little tie-breaker back in my office. I had reach....and she had flexibility."

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He's not wearing a visor. Where is his visor? There is something wrong with this video.

    • @rizaradri316
      @rizaradri316 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most importantly. Did he turn into a human?

  • @TWKReviewsOLD
    @TWKReviewsOLD 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As usual, Garrus owns the ladies.

  • @Renji9031
    @Renji9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Last time he did something pro bono...
    Nobody died in my playthrough. Not even Mordin.

    • @Aarthurnax
      @Aarthurnax ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mass Effect companions are written so well, they grow on you and you bond with them more than with real people, that's why losing any of them is like swallowing a grenade with the pin pulled out

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I ain’t the only one who thinks keeping Mordin alive is a pain in the ass?

  • @NobleSixOne
    @NobleSixOne 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His office is the Normandy's gun deck.
    guess he needs to continue calibrating the guns.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Look lady, you're nice and all but I kinda need to get back to some Talibrations"

  • @TheDarthCassius
    @TheDarthCassius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Meet me at the bar...

  • @OwenLJN
    @OwenLJN 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Feels like Garrus is doing voice on Brandon Keener

  • @Jagguar20
    @Jagguar20 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ahaha look at the description "Mass Effect belong to their respective owners, Brandon Keener belongs to himself"

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG GARRUS FROM MASS EFFECT TALKING TO SNOW WHITE FROM ONCE UPON A TIME MY LIFE IS MADE

  • @AiHina4ever
    @AiHina4ever 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With that voice, he can calibrate my guns any day of the week.

  • @JDFMac22
    @JDFMac22 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish he had a bigger part in films.

  • @BlimeyGames
    @BlimeyGames 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wish he was into her; then he'd be in the rest of the movie xD. they'd have to change the title but that's alright :p.

  • @SailorMoonLogic
    @SailorMoonLogic 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Still better than the ending of ME3.

  • @Treepuncher1211
    @Treepuncher1211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dammit Garrus

  • @Somtaaw7
    @Somtaaw7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Christ his normal voice still has that tinny grael. XD

  • @prothyyy
    @prothyyy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with that voice, anybody could own ladies D:

  • @leonthesleepy
    @leonthesleepy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shepard isnt going to be happy....

  • @inthefresh-jw6ff
    @inthefresh-jw6ff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had no idea that was him!

  • @Solid_snake87
    @Solid_snake87 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Garrus gets all the ladies!

  • @silentruth
    @silentruth 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    u think he does that voice in all his acting now? he doesnt sound like that in older interviews i've seen xD

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If there was ever a live action Mass Effect movie Bradon should be Garrus. Probably wear those green suits and CGI.

  • @RXdash78
    @RXdash78 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always thought the sexy came from studio magic. Turns out keener supplies that on his own.

  • @MrStuDubb
    @MrStuDubb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, that's the last time I do anything (calibrations) pro bono

  • @meszszs
    @meszszs 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Garrus, past life.

  • @makotomikami
    @makotomikami 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It had been more awesome if the place had Purgatory's music xD

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dr Michel won't leave the man alone, will she?

  • @bubbles093
    @bubbles093 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My god, his voice is so sexy. *w*

  • @Sebhelyes22
    @Sebhelyes22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    people discussin the ending of me3 on this site are on the wrong site -.-

  • @nivodeus
    @nivodeus 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ..wow..

  • @alireya
    @alireya  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @missAnime97 20 years old? :O 30-35, I'd say.

  • @dalzamora222
    @dalzamora222 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh come on guys give Garrus a break. Shepard's dead you can't blame him for wanting to do more.... Calibrations. ;)

  • @TheAusugn
    @TheAusugn 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty obvious there are guns to be calibrated in that office...

  • @sargentwylie
    @sargentwylie 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I guess I'd better get back to the office." ... Anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

  • @fakejazznut
    @fakejazznut 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol New Order is playing in the club
    Mr. Disco I think

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing from you
    And you see
    How that can be confusing
    Yeah look we'll talk
    We'll get in touch
    You did it again
    Very vague..

  • @scattershot1
    @scattershot1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Garrus you shoulda just gone with Jennifer Connolly sitting next to her.

  • @alireya
    @alireya  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    R-r-r-right *facepalm* xD

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    ..how are we doing this
    Are you hearing from me
    Or am I getting a call
    What
    You said you'd love to call me
    But then you said
    Look forward to..

  • @alireya
    @alireya  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is true, isn't it? :D

  • @Jalanko13
    @Jalanko13 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks like she just didn't have the flexibility.

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what
    Lets just say that
    You'll call me
    And then we can
    Skip all the nonsense..

  • @patriottroll1764
    @patriottroll1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She looks so desperate. It's hard to watch.

  • @KekoaOnorati
    @KekoaOnorati 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try being Snow White AND a polygamist sister wife. Garrus sure knows how to pick 'em.

  • @L3V3LnxtXD
    @L3V3LnxtXD 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, I would like to marry you sometime. Do you have a card?

  • @wampyrelli
    @wampyrelli 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    *12 :]

  • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
    @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's probably sweet talking those ladies just to improve his chances with Tali.

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his chances with femshep actually.

  • @IamIronMan2201
    @IamIronMan2201 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, his voice should be illegal!