"Moral of the story is you can't get lower than low. Stop fucking trying to show off. You got low, congratulations. Come back up and have a good night." I am laughing so hard 😂
+joe monroe and B.junki101 I'm with you guys i been on a week of bengin on at lease 7 a day ever time i try to stop I'm watchin another one i need help!
HawkeyIsLife I finally stopped but if i go back to watching it will be hard to stop again, this is my first time gettin addicted to someone that i never had
Girl, once I peed down my legs all the way to the shoes when walking with my friends and I just backed off a little then pretended I spilled juice all over me. None of them know
Omg! I laughed so hard at this. I know your pain girl. I had gotten out of the car and I guess my pants ripped from the top of my crack to like the side of of my butt cheek. Walked into my school passed a teacher. She looked at me funny. (Didn't say anything..Fucking bitch) and I continued to walk down the hall not knowing I had ripped my pants. Walked up to my bestfriend and she said hey I need to go to the bathroom come with me? So of course I said Yeaa. We were walking. I kept getting funny looks. I was like wtf is wrong with everyone today!? Got into the bathroom and she starts laughing her ass off and tells me my pants are ripped. Turned around in the mirror and yep sure enough you could see my ass and my cheekie purple and blue underwear. Needless to say i asked my mom to come pick me up and I didn't go back to school. Haha. Love your videos girl!! Xoxo
Jessi, I could listen to you talk all day! I love your stories, your beautiful and amazing... But I just have one question.. What type of material was the pants that you had ripped? ( just for future reference for me). 👍
Actual moral of the story; Keep a pair of leggings in your big ass purse at all times just in case that happens again!! lol just imagine you going into the bathroom and coming out in leggings to finish this drop it low dance off! They would just think you really wanted to win that shit!! 👌😁 -I was never here! -
Hey jessi, just wanted to let u know i had a rly bad headache at work and i turn on this video. And started laughing nonstop. And i immd felt better. Thank u, ur hilarious and i love u.
Hahahahah ... When I was in grade 11 I went to school with a huge rip in my pants, I didn't even notice, I walked from my house to my bus stop, got on the 15 minute bus ride with a bunch of other people (who either didn't notice or were just assholes and didn't say anything) and I was walking to the cafeteria to get food before first period and this guy and girl were walking behind me and said "Mackenzie... you have a huge rip in your pants" So i ran to the bathroom to assess the situation and someone gave me their sweater so I could cover my ass XD I was so embarrassed.
Once my sister was wearing my shorts and she was gas pedaling and she ripped right through them and she said "Thats how you know you doing it right boo" XD
Girl... you are hilarious. Keep doing story time videos! Also, kudos to you for keeping it together that long, like wow. You got some crazy social survival skills goin on there hah
Haha My boyfriend lived in Talahassee at the beginning of our relationship so I drove there from Jax every weekend. Momo's pizza is everything! Every time I'm there I stop for a slice.
Lol but you are the best thing I have on Tuesdays and Saturdays. I literally stop anything I am doing just to watch your videos. Also, I live in Tally and have not experienced that....yet.
If you would have went to McDonald's with ripped up pants like that, I promise no one would bat an eye at that. I have seen people basically naked there
omg! if kanye west run for 2020 presidency im gonna flip u called that in 2015! also is this weird i'm watching ur old videos? i dont think so.. i just found u a few weeks ago and u KILL me sis love ur storytimes.
Omg! So when you mentioned the purse, my mind went back to high school! I was sitting about five hours straight for a test, without standing up, during that time of the month... Once it was time to get up, I just felt like I had a water bottle open upside down in my back pocket! Lucky for me I would wear long purses to school, so I swung it back, and walked against the wall all the way to the bathroom 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ the memories of high school.....
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"Moral of the story is you can't get lower than low. Stop fucking trying to show off. You got low, congratulations. Come back up and have a good night."
I am laughing so hard 😂
At first I was like "Oh, Jessi, that's not that bad" until you said that you weren't wearing underwear.
yes =))))))
"No underwear...... Just pure crack" IM DYING😂😂
"It wasn't by the sound. It was by the breeze!" bahahahahaaha
Plot twist: they know but didn't say a word
I was thinking the exact same thing
Weirdly obsessed with story time videos! Pretty that makes me a creeper 😂😂
+BeautyJunki101 I love them too!
+joe monroe and B.junki101 I'm with you guys i been on a week of bengin on at lease 7 a day ever time i try to stop I'm watchin another one i need help!
+BeautyJunki101 Same
HawkeyIsLife I finally stopped but if i go back to watching it will be hard to stop again, this is my first time gettin addicted to someone that i never had
"you got low? congratulations, come back up and have a good night." 😂😂😂😂
When I saw this title I thought of spongebob😂😂😂
Me
+Gretchen Weiners SAMEEEE
OH MY GOD YASSSSS
same
SAME ! Hahahh
YOUR FOUNDATION IS ALWAYS SO NICE
Girl, once I peed down my legs all the way to the shoes when walking with my friends and I just backed off a little then pretended I spilled juice all over me. None of them know
when bae text..you answer
You're the most entertaining person to watch talk. Also I love your accent.
What accent 😂😂
+trinity salvatori not really
+Charlotte James shes cuban so yes, she has an accent
+Marley Miller k whatever
Kingley and Jessi together is my personality. I am so fucking proud.
"Mmmmm that was good ... Okay I'm done dancing now baiiiiiiiiii." 😂😂😂 I fucking love you
And also wear underwear when you party haha
Omg! I laughed so hard at this. I know your pain girl. I had gotten out of the car and I guess my pants ripped from the top of my crack to like the side of of my butt cheek. Walked into my school passed a teacher. She looked at me funny. (Didn't say anything..Fucking bitch) and I continued to walk down the hall not knowing I had ripped my pants. Walked up to my bestfriend and she said hey I need to go to the bathroom come with me? So of course I said Yeaa. We were walking. I kept getting funny looks. I was like wtf is wrong with everyone today!? Got into the bathroom and she starts laughing her ass off and tells me my pants are ripped. Turned around in the mirror and yep sure enough you could see my ass and my cheekie purple and blue underwear. Needless to say i asked my mom to come pick me up and I didn't go back to school. Haha. Love your videos girl!! Xoxo
Lol that's funny did your friend walk behind you at least lol 😂😂
She ended up giving me her sweater to put around my waist. Haha
Oml your story times are always so good
Omg... I NEVER laugh out loud at videos but you had me shaking with this story
What even is underwear?
That's what I'm sayin' 💃🏻
+JessiSmiles i saw you on beauty break, and i said this bitch is my best friend fr
+Maranda with an A fr?
+The Giraffe for real
Tindratiara Brose yes. Of course
That "flapping in the wind" made me giggle. subscribed
"when bae txts you answer" lol
“Did I want him to create a basement with his ass? “ lmfaooooooo
Jessi, I could listen to you talk all day! I love your stories, your beautiful and amazing... But I just have one question.. What type of material was the pants that you had ripped? ( just for future reference for me). 👍
Regular old denim jeans lmao
But thank you!! That means the world 💛
+JessiSmiles what does a yellow heart mean ????💛????
+PennyBoardlove a heart. that is yellow.
+PennyBoardlove it means you're dying in seven days
I rewatch your old story times when I’m anxious so hi Jessi from the past thank you for helping me tonight
Actual moral of the story; Keep a pair of leggings in your big ass purse at all times just in case that happens again!! lol just imagine you going into the bathroom and coming out in leggings to finish this drop it low dance off! They would just think you really wanted to win that shit!! 👌😁 -I was never here! -
The explanation of the purse is such a tale of the times. I love.
that low floor description HAHAHAHA
Hey jessi, just wanted to let u know i had a rly bad headache at work and i turn on this video. And started laughing nonstop. And i immd felt better. Thank u, ur hilarious and i love u.
" the motion of the ocean " litterally crying
The way you tell your stories just always keeps me entertained and laughing. Love you Jessi
Jessi predicted the future about Kanye
Watching this in 2021 and you literally predicted Kanye West announcing running for president in 2020 😭
I could listen to you talk forever. I love how you tell stories! I'm so happy you're doing beauty vids, too
It's so absurd to hear people that are like 18 get excited bc they got into a club. Here in Austria most people start clubbing when they're 14/15 lol
when bae text you answer haha
This made my day😂 "you do the math" "Thank you baby jesus, seriously thank you baby Jesus"😂😂😂😂 your the best TH-cam ever
I've never ripped my pants but I definitely relate to this level of anxiety
Hahahahah ... When I was in grade 11 I went to school with a huge rip in my pants, I didn't even notice, I walked from my house to my bus stop, got on the 15 minute bus ride with a bunch of other people (who either didn't notice or were just assholes and didn't say anything) and I was walking to the cafeteria to get food before first period and this guy and girl were walking behind me and said "Mackenzie... you have a huge rip in your pants" So i ran to the bathroom to assess the situation and someone gave me their sweater so I could cover my ass XD I was so embarrassed.
my friend jumped that his pants ripped and we saw it and he even had to sew it
+Mackenzie Wegman Thats the EXACT same thing that happened to me!!
+Mackenzie Wegman "ASSess" Bu dum tssssss.
first episode of spongebob be like
i love you're sense or humor you are my favorite out of youtube
keep being you
now im going to watch spongebob...i riped my pants ep
"when bae texts you answer" 😂😂😂
I've been totally binging on your videos lol I love them! Super funny and honest
omgggg this had me dying
One time I ripped my pants in gym class... All of the seventh grade saw cheetah that day
funniest, smartest youtuber i've seen in a while..so glad i discovered your channel keep it up :)
"I feel like f*ing Kanye West announcing his 2020 presidency."
greetings from 2020
Jessi: "i felt like kanye west announcing his 2020 fucking presidency"
Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!??!?!?!?!
Once my sister was wearing my shorts and she was gas pedaling and she ripped right through them and she said "Thats how you know you doing it right boo" XD
Girl... you are hilarious. Keep doing story time videos!
Also, kudos to you for keeping it together that long, like wow. You got some crazy social survival skills goin on there hah
*lmaooooo the breeze.* i am trying so hard not to bust out laughing at work
I had a pretty similar experience in high school lmao bare ass cheeks flying around with a g-string
Scarlett Peterson OMG I literally died reading this. Thanks for the laugh boo! 😆😘
Please keep the videos coming! We absolutely love them and appreciate every single one. ^.^
On a Jessie marathon 😁 it's been a really good time. I'm going on 3 hours 😂❤️
Haha My boyfriend lived in Talahassee at the beginning of our relationship so I drove there from Jax every weekend. Momo's pizza is everything! Every time I'm there I stop for a slice.
Jessi you're seriously hilarious! I love your story times!
Definitely LOVE your storytimes, they are soooo funny!
All I can think of is the video where Brendon Urie sings about ripping his jeans 😂 I love him so much 😄
the science behind all of this is amazing
how could you think of all of that half cut!!! brilliant
Lol but you are the best thing I have on Tuesdays and Saturdays. I literally stop anything I am doing just to watch your videos. Also, I live in Tally and have not experienced that....yet.
If you would have went to McDonald's with ripped up pants like that, I promise no one would bat an eye at that. I have seen people basically naked there
I can't stop thinking of the sponge Bob ripped pants song because of the bid and I have to sing striped sweater on stage tonight
Be true to YOursELF. DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE. And You won't END UP LIKE THE FOOL WHO RIPPED HIS PANTSSSSSSS.
Down to your knee??? Danng girl. Haha I love your crazy funny stories!!
Jessi, Seriously I can't stop watching your videos or stop laughing! Guessing you don't go commando anymore! LOLLL
"I dont even know what song it was but it was my song "😂😂
YOU SOUND LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE AT THE START OF THIS VID!!! 💞💞
This is my all time favorite storytime 😂😂😂
Jessi: just... Pure crack
Me: immaturely laughs and spits out food xD
I just need to find people to drink with to have hilarious stories like she does.
this is my favorite storytime
OMFG I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE 😂😂😂
I JUST SUBSCRIBED TO YOU!!!! You are so hilarious and i love all of your videos and i have been binge watching them and you are just super awesome!!!
"You've got low? congratulations , come back up" OIHSDIAOD GOD I LOVE YOU
How many times did Jessii say baby Jesus in this video😂
Simply nailogicals music!
Yayayayyayayayay!
I luv Kristine
I ADORE story time!!!!😍😍😍 love you boo
You are hilarious. For a long time I thought this really happened to you, but then I realized you made it up.
you are so smooth my drunk ass would have yelled "OMIGAWD I RIPPED MY PANTS GUYS LOL WE NEEED TO FIND ME PANTS!"
😂 i already had a feeling she wasnt wearing any under were cause of the breeze she said she had
well even if she did wear underwear, it would be a thong
I swear I never laughed so hard before
That was so funny that I had to pause it because I was crying 😂😂😂
Do more story times!!! I've watched all your videos twice. Please Jessi for the love of beer!!!
omg! if kanye west run for 2020 presidency im gonna flip u called that in 2015! also is this weird i'm watching ur old videos? i dont think so.. i just found u a few weeks ago and u KILL me sis love ur storytimes.
your videos are too funny loved this one!
“I feel like fucking Kayne West announcing his 2020 presidency” well, that happened
LMAO! I'm definitely going to do a story time on this one too! I'm so shocked no one saw!
Someone I know said you should watch Jessi smiles and I said I already do and I was so happy
your story time videos are my drug
alright im shitting myself rn because i suggested that you post on saturdays and now you post on saturdays like stop being bae Jessi i love you
thee breezeee!!! hahahahahahhahaha! omg i love u jessi!! ur the best!!
Havent started watching yet but already liked im so excited for this yassss i love your story times :*
Jessi you make me smile during finals and thats hard to do! thank you:)))
Omg! So when you mentioned the purse, my mind went back to high school! I was sitting about five hours straight for a test, without standing up, during that time of the month... Once it was time to get up, I just felt like I had a water bottle open upside down in my back pocket! Lucky for me I would wear long purses to school, so I swung it back, and walked against the wall all the way to the bathroom 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ the memories of high school.....
I did that at my basketball training now my nick name in my games is split
i watched this video an unhealthy amount of times 😂😂
I cracked up so hard watching this video! Damn, you're so funny!
i just cant deal!! your so funny
Still my favorite story time video 😂
Im laughing so hard when u said about what the guy could've done after being low.... 😂😂😂😂😂