And then when Mr. Grasshopper says, "Wipe that G** damned smirk off your face," I was crying. It's so terribly inappropriate, yet the kids all just interpret it in a positive way.
Yeah and the parents who arent smiling because there is prostitution in a kids book or maybe just dont find dung beetles going through divorce particularly funny, are bad parents because reasons.
@@YeOleNerd ok so a parent smiling at a dung beetle will get their child into law school? Or are you saying that people who smile at dung beetle divorce are just good parents simply because they smiled? Wait, wouldnt a parents success be based on how their child turns out? So what do you have a few extra chromosomes your hiding in there? Because the things your saying are actually dumb.
When Q said 'tidal wave' I completely lost it that I had to pause the video. Then, I lost it again when it said 'The company's hemorrhaging money. Third quarter sales are in flux'. God I love this show :D
I know I would of. Most of them sat there like a bump on a log all serious and righteous. Life's too short to not have a sense of humor, I would of been holding my sides whole time.
You can read the full book here: www.trutv.com/shows/impractical-jokers/photos/qs-book/all.html An uncut version with all the reactions would still be great though!
Grantofglyn that would have been too much for the kids xD. The jokers probably thought of that idea but Tru Tv censors a lot of the content the jokers come up with.
02:51 something I love about being in high school and rewatching episodes of IJ that I watched in elementary/early middle school is that I can understand all the jokes I didn’t get before
3:29 lol you can totally see that mom and her daughter are amused with the story. Looks like they felt this whole thing was actually hilarious, unlike the others who were a little too uptight!
This is one of my favorite scenes because he's talking about some serious real life situations in some cartoon book to children which are so naive and also with the parents sitting right next to them🤣🤣
I can't believe they left out the part before the end: "He turned to catch a glimpse of his wretched body in the reflection of a dirty mirror. 'I'm a silly goose', he said. 'A silly beatle goose'." and then THE END. Dude that's just genius. Had to squint my eyes to read it.
"Wipe that goddamn smirk off your face! said mr grasshopper" HAD ME ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The company's hemorrhaging money. Third quarter sales are in flux. It's the most dire situation we've been in since my Grandfather founded this company during the Great Dung-pression." *How to get a 6-pack*
To really appreciate this skit, its the details like how Q will always wear his American flag scarf in a lot of the episodes. AND, watching them in order provides a deeper context for all the characters. Looking on the outside, its funny regardless- but to have seen every season and episodes in order, this skit just becomes more off the charts lolll!!!! Best skit to date.
i'm glad that all the parents were pretty cool and relaxed about this and found the humour. i know some parents that would go ballistic at this. if i was there i would be laughing my head off.
It was funnier than it was cringy. Especially the part where Michael builds up the idea that he's gifting the kids laptops but actually gives them batteries.
@ 1:52 & 2:51 got me laughing my ass off so hard... I literally had tears in my eyes because it was just soooooooo funny! especially coming from a children's book x'D
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"The company's hemorrhaging money." being in a children's book just had me dying.
Gurel lmao
And then when Mr. Grasshopper says, "Wipe that G** damned smirk off your face," I was crying. It's so terribly inappropriate, yet the kids all just interpret it in a positive way.
@@rocketreindeer I was crying at these two parts when I first watched it. A contender for best punishment
"Third quarter sales are in flux. It's the most dire situation we've been in since my grandfather founded this company in the great dung-pression!"
like your mom
When Q turned the page and it said '' how much '' I was laughing my ass off 😭😭
Death Hunter 101 $15
Death Hunter 101 hookers maybe around 15 - 20$. I would not recommend paying her higher than that. Make sure she doesn't have Aids though!
And the way he said it in that creepy low voice lmao
I was disappointed tbh by the next page
that child's diagnoses at the end was priceless.
How many diagnoses were there?
@@JackVermicelli she said the thing about the red eyes too
I think you're using "diagnoses" wrong
@@JackVermicelli lmao
@My autism is exacerbated saying this, but 😂😂😂
"Your mother is a gold dungger"
I lost it at this line
ya suprised that isnt the top comment.. only part that had me laugh out loud
I lost it at "how much"
best part
I had to stop the video at that point HAHAHAHA
me too lol
Fine
What did he say at 3:15 please ..some times dung beetles do what ?
That little girl's going places.
Kids do say the damnedest things.
Best name ever!
+Max Power kids being honest and then parents are gonna get mad lol
She can have Mr. Grasshopper's job. Or run the beef gristle mill.
Thalamus I was as dum as a gosese when me was her age.
I’m 45 now
"You're projecting your insecurities onto me!"
When you be a silly goose too much, you can actually get fired.
CalvinistOnACouch wise words
CalvinistOnACouch That quote the girl said should be in the top 10 best quotes ever.
CalvinistOnACouch "You could suffer the consequences"
Words to live by
Well it's true
One of the funniest punishments in Impractical Jokers history.
To me it's Murr marrying Sal's sister forcing Sal to watch.
When Q teaches art class, is the worst punishment lol, I felt my heart cave in lol
The End Is Near #RIPX 1:51 wipe that *** damned smir, off your face said Mr grasshopper
Another one is Murr at Tumblr
This is probably my favourite
"Wipe that g**damned smirk off your face", said Mr. Grasshopper." XD I'm dying.
I burst out of laughter at that part. That, how much and the “happy ending”.
Under rated line LMAO!!!
Q punishments: his shameful past stories
Sal punishments: his fears
Joe punishments: public humillation
Murr punishments: pain and his fears
Andrés Serrano No, no, no. Joe doesn’t care about Public Humiliation at all 😂😂
@@madison475c They're trying to find it lmao
This is kinda late but i think Physical punishment fits Joe very well. He always suffer in anything that includes physical. LOL
For Joe, anything involving his wife.
Joe: a walk in the park
"How much". Laughed so hard
Explain the how much. Is that asking how many women he cheated on his wife with?
Oh wait, I get it never mind
+Josiah Townsend This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen written in the comment section 😂
Cancer if you don't get it you're to Young to get it
best part
this is one of my top 5 punishments of all time. first time I saw this I cried laughing when the "how much" part happened. genius!
Yeah...btw What did he say at 3:15 please ..some times dung beetles do what ?
+Prateek Gurjar they need companions
Isabelle Martin ...why couldn't i get it, i feel stupid now smh
Isabelle Martin hi
"I may be a beetle, but I'm a silly goose."
That's actually a very good line.
1:56 The mother's face is priceless.
I can’t tell if she’s feeling sorry for Q or just feeling awkward on his behalf.
That's exactly how I would like at that point
@Underpaid Janitor 😂😂😂 she is cheating you. I am her secret lover.
@Underpaid Janitor no, Im her husband and I wasnt there.
@@winzyl9546 no, I'm Spartacus
As a mother, I’d die laughing 😂😂 this is so funny
Girl you are gorg!
the last thing I'd expect in a kids book is the sentence "the company is hemorrhaging money"... had me laughing hard
"He's eyes are red from drinking too much beer!". Lol, not what you'd expect a kid to say during storytime 😆😆😆!!!
I love the illustrations in the book, the artists really captured how Q would look as a dung beetle.
The parents who are smiling are the cool parents, and you know their kids are gonna grow up to be okay
YeOleNerd ???
Yeah and the parents who arent smiling because there is prostitution in a kids book or maybe just dont find dung beetles going through divorce particularly funny, are bad parents because reasons.
@@shrekonion8307 I said the other parents are cool. I didnt say anyone was good or bad. Read more carefully.
@@SmartStart24 ????
@@YeOleNerd ok so a parent smiling at a dung beetle will get their child into law school? Or are you saying that people who smile at dung beetle divorce are just good parents simply because they smiled? Wait, wouldnt a parents success be based on how their child turns out? So what do you have a few extra chromosomes your hiding in there? Because the things your saying are actually dumb.
This is so much closer to reality than normal children's books
(2:52) Murray’s scream laugh is priceless
3:34
(3:16)
they all sound exactly the same
@@sp1d3ycide ong bro wtf i thought i was tripping 😭💀
@@TT_0703 it's the same sound effect
1:51 "Wipe that god damned smirk off your face" 😂😂😂
When Q said 'tidal wave' I completely lost it that I had to pause the video.
Then, I lost it again when it said 'The company's hemorrhaging money. Third quarter sales are in flux'.
God I love this show :D
"the Great Dungpression" LOL
We need the full version of this clip!
Wipe that god damned smirk off your face
Same! It would be awesome to meet them :)
How much?🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the "happy ending", I was expecting a picture of Q just hanging from the ceiling
Jesus man
@@pawansanthoshvarghese1163 Yea that would have been a bit to dark.
bro
Well it was based off his own life so obviously hes alive
I know they've done far worse, but this one made me cringe and laugh the most. Love it.
oml so true
I like how the little girl at the end actually learned a valuable lesson
So this book is supposedly about Q. I wonder how much of it is true.
possibly 60-70%
I'm wondering exactly the same thing. That may explain why he looks cranky, disoriented and messy haha
In a recent episode, Sal told Q to say "I'm divorced and fat" to a masseuse. I guess he really was married at one point.
PerplexityComplex
whatever
Well he did have an ex that got sent to jail
'She swiped up a vase and lunged it into the sheetrock'. LMFAO. One of the funniest lines I could imagine printed in a children's book.
Damn, they got Q good that time.
This one of the best punishments
He handled it well and the kids learned not to be a silly goose.
Nice lesson!😅
was that stuff actually based on his life lol
@@etwa8206 I mean, knowing Q? It's likely.
@@etwa8206 i highly doubt it, i don't think he was ever married.
'Since my grandfather founded this company during the great dung-pression' lmao!
I would be dying if I was a parent there. God damn... "How much?" xD
I know I would of. Most of them sat there like a bump on a log all serious and righteous. Life's too short to not have a sense of humor, I would of been holding my sides whole time.
Shawn Elliott
1:56 that pretty mom wasn't that serious.
Enrique Godinez I know, hence why I said "most"....
She was a Dong Beetle lol
You look like that boy that committed suicide in high school.
2:08 I just noticed that adorable drawing in the background LOL
Q is awesome!!!! He can be an author,scientist,director,doctor and he can transform into any profession...
he's got the looks
somehow the facial hair and long hair match so many professions
That's because Tony Gunk knows no limits.
Absolutely
"How much?" Explain that Q! LMAO!!!! 👌😂😂😂
I'd love to see an uncut version of this
You can read the full book here: www.trutv.com/shows/impractical-jokers/photos/qs-book/all.html
An uncut version with all the reactions would still be great though!
Yea seriously man. Impractical Jokers probably gets hours worth of material and we only get a choppy 20 mins of it.
I believe that Sal once stated on reddit that they shot enough good footage in the dentists for a whole episode.
that’s what my gf said to me last night
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No matter how many times I see this, "How much?" and the "happy ending" crack me up so hard.
Vonnie Sweeney I wish this story was out. This would be a bestseller
What does every children's story have, a happy ending!
(turns to last page)
"The End"
0_0
Grantofglyn I was hoping for the same thing.
+brdane Wait is that what happened?
I laughed so hard
Grantofglyn that would have been too much for the kids xD. The jokers probably thought of that idea but Tru Tv censors a lot of the content the jokers come up with.
that sucks
when he said "how much" i bit my lip and poked my eyes to stop laughhing
02:51 something I love about being in high school and rewatching episodes of IJ that I watched in elementary/early middle school is that I can understand all the jokes I didn’t get before
3:29 lol you can totally see that mom and her daughter are amused with the story. Looks like they felt this whole thing was actually hilarious, unlike the others who were a little too uptight!
My sides officially entered orbit at "Wipe that goddamned smirk off your face!"
Q kinda has a way with kids, doesn't he? He seems to know how to talk to them!
"Stop being such a silly goose, Q the Dung Beetle!"
"Oh, don't call me a silly goose, mustache!"
Wipe that Godd*mned smirk off your face.
Lee B I laughed so hard at that
You know, the book is for kids, wipe that gosh darn smirk off your face.
the mom laughing with Q was wholesome and hilarious
"Sometimes you know... Even doing beetles need companions"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 what a way to put it LOL
I would buy my kids that book!!
Same here
As would I
Oh, yes. I genuinely want a copy.
I’m sure Luke Busey and Milana Gatto can read this book to their kids, if that’s at all possible.
Its a children's book with a fat chunk of reality. Its perfect for teaching them young
OMG I was ROFLing when on the "how much?"
This is one of my favorite scenes because he's talking about some serious real life situations in some cartoon book to children which are so naive and also with the parents sitting right next to them🤣🤣
That little girl at the end is so cute!
The MILF in the middle aint bad either.
"How much?"
Had me dying laughing!
I love Q “it’s going to get better” turns the page “how much?” 😂😂😂
I can't believe they left out the part before the end: "He turned to catch a glimpse of his wretched body in the reflection of a dirty mirror. 'I'm a silly goose', he said. 'A silly beatle goose'." and then THE END. Dude that's just genius. Had to squint my eyes to read it.
"Wipe that goddamn smirk off your face! said mr grasshopper" HAD ME ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Eyes are red from drinking beer”
Riiiiiight. Beer. That’s it.
Beer can give you red eyes the next day when you’re hungover
What does every book have? A happy ending! "the end" haha so funny
"The company's hemorrhaging money. Third quarter sales are in flux. It's the most dire situation we've been in since my Grandfather founded this company during the Great Dung-pression."
*How to get a 6-pack*
"Golddunger" nice pun
The Beetle is wearing Q's signature American flag scarf.
To really appreciate this skit, its the details like how Q will always wear his American flag scarf in a lot of the episodes. AND, watching them in order provides a deeper context for all the characters. Looking on the outside, its funny regardless- but to have seen every season and episodes in order, this skit just becomes more off the charts lolll!!!! Best skit to date.
2:59 I would have said the dung beetle was asking how much her scarf costs because he really likes it.
That would've been an incredible save!
"How much?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it right there 🤣🤣🤣
So sweet the little girl ❤❤❤❤
*"GOOD LUCK LIVING WITH YOURSELF!!"*
@@spiderham5514 Big Dungus *
That girls analysis was spot on 😂😂😂
i'm glad that all the parents were pretty cool and relaxed about this and found the humour. i know some parents that would go ballistic at this. if i was there i would be laughing my head off.
I laughed hard at, “I’m leaving you Q the Dung Beetle” and “How much?”
Q actually was proposed to a woman when he was in his twenties, she accepted his proposal, and then she left him.
Aww
Yeah she left him for a cop
I kept cringing awkwardly the whole time. It gave me flashbacks to when I watched Scott's Tots.
+Abbey Nicole an episode of the office. and one of the most painful and cringiest things youll ever see
+Walker T itsss notttt thhhaaaaat baaaaad. I swear the circle jerk around that episode needs to calm down
It was funnier than it was cringy. Especially the part where Michael builds up the idea that he's gifting the kids laptops but actually gives them batteries.
I couldn't find this book on Amazon.
+Aidyn Nolting but why else would he be in a bookstore reading it? It must not have been released yet
uh, clearly it is fake then isn't it
You can find the entire book on Natalie Leideman's website. She's the artist that made it.
+Steven Peterson www.natalieleiderman.com/#!characters/c65q here it is! There are more pages I wish they'd have shown the reactions for!
"WIPE THAT G**DAMN SMIRK OFF YOUR FA-ace", said Mr. Grasshopper!
If I took my kid to hear this book. I'd be laughing too hard.
1:37 I love all the concerned faces and just the one guy about to laugh his ass off
This has to be one of the low key funniest ones there red eyes got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:56 that laugh
"How much?"
HAHAHHAHAHA
This was by far my favorite punishment of all time. This is comedic gold.
This is the most brilliant and underrated punishment ever on this show!! Amazing!!
One of the best punishments in Impractical Jokers history.
2:51 I was rolling on the floor when I saw this 😂
"Good luck living with your self"!that's the story of my life right there, ladies and gentlemen
Wiped that Goddamn smirk off your face and Mr. Grasshopper.😂😂
I almost needed hospitalization after I heard "How much"
That little girl at the end was adorable haha
I like how the book starts out nice then get really bad(😂) , and inappropriate for the kids!!😂😂😂😂😂
To think these kids are probably high schoolers now. Time flies
Q was so cute when his said ,"Tidal Wave!"
that "how much?" almost make me choke on my dinner and die
The kid's better at finding morals than me.
+
I fell in love with the mom of the child wearing a pink tshirt.
I lost it all at "how much" I literally was in tears laughing oh man. now my cheeks hurt
“The company’s haemorrhaging money.” 😭 I’m crying rn.
Let’s take a moment and appreciate the fact they literally made a book for this. It has illustrations, the whole 9!
Wipe that goddamned smirk off your face!
SpencerGaming that killed me
SpencerGaming I was almost hospitalized at "How much?"
@ 1:52 & 2:51 got me laughing my ass off so hard...
I literally had tears in my eyes because it was just soooooooo funny! especially coming from a children's book x'D
This is one of my favorite IJ clips. I laugh every time I watch it.
I was eating popcorn when I saw "how much" I almost choked to death Lmao😂
If only we knew how much worse people reading to children could get.
i lost my crap at "wipe that goddamned smirk off your face!"
This has gotta be one of the funniest punishments ever. Never gets old.