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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- Today my friends chase me in rally cars
@HarmNone
@twingoplaysgames
@gtanpc
Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)
HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me JANKY (janky) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst TH-camr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 TH-camr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA TH-camrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
#gta #gta5 #gtav #gtaonline
It was hard rooting for you when you hit every avoidable obstacle 😢
Honestly, and the weight of the vehicle did not help at all
😂😂 Consistency! It's what it's about! ❤️💛💚
@@naytanman6765 😂
It's part of the script
Bricked 🆙 for janky *Respectfully*
Janky's at ~4,670 subscribers!!
We get a face reveal vid with all the boys at 5,000 subs!!
Let's get him to 5K by the end of the day!!
Subscribe, subscribe, SUBSCRIBE!!!
You really wanna see another man's face? Ayo
Not yours, buuut...😬
If u want to see Janky’face,u can go watch Harmnone’s face reveal video at 16:18.You will see Janky’s face.Also Spoiler Alert!!!You will also see Legs & their new GTA member Frog’s face in that video.The only face we don’t see yet is Twingo.
JANKY, cool content keep it up bro
NPC had a game! Crucial big hits!
Janky my dude! That was proper intense! Imagine not being subscribed and missing that! ❤️💛💚
7:59 looked like straight out of a movie 💀
Red- Harmnone
Yellow- npc
Orange- Twingo
I wonder a lot of who is in which car
So when i know i wanna help others
Good vid keep up the content
Always a good day when we get another Janky upload
New manhunt & hide n seek vids. 👍🏼👍🏼👏👏👏👏👏
this is at least 5 separate million+ dollar cars that twingo has not put 25k bulletproof tires on now
YES YES YES NOOOOO YES YES DON'T LET HIM FINISH...👀
Janky underrated
Since you are allowed 1 upgrade per stop at LSC you should do Engine lvl 4 😂 No one said it had to be in succession
Thank you DOnALD for saving Janky from this horrible fate. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Based.
The last 5mins was full of sus 😂🤣
Newton's Perfect Contender(NPC).
nah no way you escaped that canyon!!
Hey buddy love you..I just wake up it's 3:50am hehe
Nice job could not stop laughing
It would be really fun to watch a drive in reverse only manhunt i think
JANKY THE SALESMAN...
Hunters should get eliminated if their cars are totaled
What a perfect set up on the highway 😂
Sooooo clooooose....😭😭😭
Do nightsharks vs rally or muscle car
W vid
YEEESSSSSS!!!!
Jankyyyyy manhunt 😝
Bro is definitely the worst driver from the group. Hit every fkn thing in his way
20:52 whatt!!😂😂
great vids, keep up the good work
I got a bad feeling when you chose 40% armor upgrade instead of engine level 2.
I feel if I didn’t get the armor upgrade I would’ve been dead a lot earlier lol
If you listen to the last 5 to 10 minutes without video, it sounds like the weirdest gay porn ever. Harmnone yelling "hold on, wait, almost there." And everyone else's commentary. 😅😅😅
23:22 End-pc 😂
This was painful to watch towards the end
Why do you go for engine? Turbo is much better, after turbo you can upgrade armor or transmission
Lezzgooo papi jankyyyyyyy
How did you hit every single thing every time you had momentum!!! Argh!!
Dude you really need to block those fragile, safe space POS who's trying to cancel you over an opinion.
is there a reason npc cant see, could you be referring to his culture 🤨
Wow a Great GTA Manhunt Thnxxx Janky HarmNone Twingo NPC 🚗💨💨💨🚙🛻🚙