@@Bruhtoi_bramble the point of scratch is to be simple, a 3d mode would be really complicated, aspecially because you can't just add to the x, y and z values to move, you need to know linear algebra to do it correctly (which children clearly don't know)
Assembly language is the "deserted island survivalist" of the languages. Pretty much the bare minimum until you get to machine language and full on baremetal access.
The only thing harder than writing the code is outperforming the software we wrote to do it for you. They've been fighting a John Henry battle against the machine since 1960, and the bell ain't rung yet!
i can confirm as a pythone programmer that all the other languages is much better in all the ways but scratch is a great start for people getting started with programming as you start thinking like one
Guy 1: What’s your favorite geometry dash level Guy 2: Stereo madness Guy 3:um.. dash Guy 4: bet mine is the best Guy 1: u sure? Guy 4: it’s preamble *Guy 4 gets pushed out of the building*
@@gorgonespumao problema é que no scratch só os projetos mais genéricos e sem personalidades com milhares de hashtags são recomendados aos usuários comuns, enquanto os originais e inovadores ficam escondidos por um site repleto de jogos de plataforma remixados um milhao de vezes e clickers mal feitos
Scratch is actually mad underrated, a while back b4 i learned other languages i remade fnaf, undertale and a few of my own games on scratch and it went perfect
No. I started with batch but its too limiting. You cant really do much unless you have executables that does work for you and catch their output, and at that point you might as well use a real language.
If scratch had improved lists and variables, a better image editor, a continue, return, break, while loop and a for loop, it would be much easier to code
@@CodingMyWayUpC++, JavaScript, and Python are all main, rigorous computer languages - but Scratch uses a simple programming language for the sole purpose of making 2D video games
@CodingMyWayUp the name of the first song is the less I know the better, scratch is a coding like thing for kids to teach them the kind of thinking that happens in coding
For all the people asking what song this is, it's the beginning of Pump It by Black Eyed Peas, the guitar riff is originally from Miserlou by Dick Dale. Very iconic riff 👌
@HgHo-vw1bc Yeah... Not really though. 8y/os use it, but people other than them can use it as well. What 8y/o can make an entire 3D platformer with raycasting?
I remember I build a cod zombies inspired 2d top down zombie shooter game with teleports, pick ups, options to enable movement aim or mouse aim, it even had varying missions which would create an extraction mission and finally a helicopter extraction animation, all in scratch, all in my spare time before school and at lunch when I was 12-13. Now I can’t even remember where to download it
GML/Javascript here. Prob got this in my feed cause I've been trying do some stuff in scratch for my nephew. It's fun. There are quite a few limitations and missing pieces like return and for loops. Also global functions. I find myself having to do alot of work around to get similar results with simpler code. Though sometimes the opposite is true. Generally, scratch isn't superior as a language, but the people who make 3d games with pen bruh. Yeah pretty impressive.
![ลักพาตัว เอาลูกเอิร์นกลับมา...!! [เอิร์นไดเม่]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f4NVKlZ5qkk/mqdefault.jpg)
Redstone programmers: **intense villager noises**
underrated comment!
Yooouuu ❤
Haha logic gate go swoosh.
Underrated😂❤
HEEERRRRRMMMMM
Tbh if Scratch had a return block, a continue and a break block, it would be basically perfected
@@Bruhtoi_bramble you can already do 3d stuff in scratch
@@notarandom7 do you know how long it takes to code a 3D game in scratch
@@Bruhtoi_bramble the point of scratch is to be simple, a 3d mode would be really complicated, aspecially because you can't just add to the x, y and z values to move, you need to know linear algebra to do it correctly (which children clearly don't know)
you dont need a break block just use a repeat until a variable = true
@@BennydoesstuffYTbreak jumps back a scope, not hault the program
the thumbnail did him dirty 😭😭
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😭😭
Lol me too😂
Drake is jealous 💀
@@TerminatorFN- 💀💀💀
@@TerminatorFN-GAY!
The one guy who somewhat remade the linux kernel in SCRATCH:
*ascends to heaven
i use linux for scratch XD
Well... It is theorethycally possible... since scratch is turing complete afterall...
@@PamellaCardoso-pp5tr it's possible if you make your own extension, due to how you can only simulate linux functions
C++: secret millionaire
Python: "Ye I fuck with data"
Scratch: "Teehee I made RC car go forward"
construct3: fools. ALL ABSALOTE FOOLS.
python>>
True
JavaScript: don't look at me
Assembly: "I AM YOUR CREATOR."
As a 4 year senior scratch developer in elementary school I can confirm this
as a 9 year (4-12th grade) scratch dev I can also confirm. Absolitely goated language. Love when one function takes up 3 screens horizontally
@@ThePenguin134oooh god this is too good 😂😂😂
@@ThePenguin134can you code url shortener . I will pay you
@@madboy234_yt comfirmation
Try java m8
petition for Scratch 4.0 not only to come out but to support 60+ fps, 3D, FHD world, cloud variables to update faster than 1/10 second
So basically a almost impossible scratch? That would need a lot of optimization. Its a porgramming language for kids
@@Progamertoat no i just meant two modes: one for kids(the one that looks now) and one that has stuff mentioned above
Thats not how it works lil bro
@@SillySolarz thats the point
@@IronSubGamer-fp1pr 3d is extremly complex for a website based engine and soo is HD worlds the rest you can find on scratch inproved websites
“In scratch we are forced to program old school”
-A wise scratcher
griffpatch reference
getting over it
Assembly programmers: *Intense gigachad music*
i fear assembly programmers. they have horrifying levels of power.
@@CRT_YT I am becoming one
Assembly language is the "deserted island survivalist" of the languages. Pretty much the bare minimum until you get to machine language and full on baremetal access.
The only thing harder than writing the code is outperforming the software we wrote to do it for you.
They've been fighting a John Henry battle against the machine since 1960, and the bell ain't rung yet!
@@CRT_YT run
I wanna be a full time scratch engineer fr
Me too😅
@@Muslim_YM.26
What's the job
@@andrewclickbait2612 if you want to know out meeting will start on your dream
if it’s the website scratch then it’s easy to make games
thats like if you wanna be a full time.. someone that piles up rocks instead of being someone who builds houses
Turbowarp: 🗿
Pocket Code: 🗿🗿
Command blocks in minecraft: 🗿🗿🗿
Assembly: 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Brainf##k: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Binary code: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
the redstone users🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
That one guy who built Minecraft within Minecraft: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥
Blueprints 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🔥
Penguin Mod: 🫥
Malboge : 💀
I just rename everything with the object, like when i have a circle, i call is "ballx" for the x-coördinate, and "bally" for the y-coördinate
bro took "the less i know the better" to a whole nother level
😂
Hilarious!
UNDERRATED
@@meloviiii ....
*other
This looks like a video, but it's actually an animation built in scratch. If you look closely you can see the costume changes.
I see it too :0
blud really just put
when flag clicked
forever
next costume
end
@@NotAPolarBearXD IN A LOOP! (REPEAT LOOP)
@@BaldiReycaster there already is a forever loop
@@NotAPolarBearXD imagine having 1 second per frame and the video slowly moves away from your screen for some reason
After a few false starts, he found his rhythm
Minecraft command programmers: 🗿🗿
Scratch is because they have the resources.
In JavaScript, YOU are the resources
the scratch ressources are mostly useless, using the costume editor is WAY better
@@SkyWolfUnlimited
I think he means that scratch has the code while javascript you have to memorize the code
@@poka26ev2 Oh, well then I agree.
@@poka26ev2 You need to do that with every non-visual scripting language.
@@poka26ev2 you don't have to memorize the code either in JS. they have all the "blocks" listed out in IDE autocomplete and on MDN
How to learn "c++" from "scratch"?
💀💀💀
bruhh
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
bruhhhhhhhhhh
💀💀💀💀💀
i can confirm as a pythone programmer that all the other languages is much better in all the ways but scratch is a great start for people getting started with programming as you start thinking like one
Unreal Engine : Blueprints 🗿
Minecraft red stone: just a picture of giga chad
it isnt even a programming language, slow asf
Minecraft Redstone is literally coding in binary you can’t get simpler than that
@@motazwastakenat the same time more difficult
@@motazwastaken it isn't coding in binary, cause redstone is just a flow of electricty so yeah.
@@OfficalOxyit’s litteraly a on/off system dude
what is bro using a keyboard for on scratch 💀💀
maybe hes typing the name of something (variable or block name)
hes testing his game
He's pressing the green flag
To be able to search scratch in google
Glide _ seconds to x_ y_
**LAUGHS IN NOTEPAD**
Thumbnail OP!! 💀☠️
Scratch walked so unreal blueprints could run
Underrated Quote
LMAO
bro forgot Squeak!
Bro did us java developers dirty
wait like 30 years then hes the average java dev
:(
Bro does java still exist. 😂😂
just a joke.
@@elgobert NAHHHHHH HELLL NAWWWW D;
true
Guy 1: What’s your favorite geometry dash level
Guy 2: Stereo madness
Guy 3:um.. dash
Guy 4: bet mine is the best
Guy 1: u sure?
Guy 4: it’s preamble
*Guy 4 gets pushed out of the building*
The Thumbnail 🌚💀
The world if scratch would be an actual programming language accepted by companies
I mean your not going to do much if your website is a 300x300 cube running at 2fps playing skibidi toilet
@@A-X-O_Official there’s much more you can do in scratch than you would ever think
@@gorgonespumao problema é que no scratch só os projetos mais genéricos e sem personalidades com milhares de hashtags são recomendados aos usuários comuns, enquanto os originais e inovadores ficam escondidos por um site repleto de jogos de plataforma remixados um milhao de vezes e clickers mal feitos
@@diegof3a263 mi no habla español
@@diegof3a263 you can also export your project and convert it to JavaScript to put it on another site
Scratch JR: 👶
Scratch: 🍷🗿
True
why does scratch need a jr it’s already a jr
@@AlmondChocolateMilk to make it harder for children and advertise it as easier
Scratch is alreasy jr, Scratch jr is jr jr
@@AlmondChocolateMilk for noobs that can't even create a variable to use it
He is holding the laptop like its a notebook 😮
Stencyl: Hold my beer
If you got hired as a scratch dev, you sure have the biggest balls on the court
"Scratch tech lead at a meme consulting firm." At least that will grab the attention of however reads the CV.
"biggest balls on the court"
@@that_ball pause
As someone who first started coding with Scratch and now knows Swift,Python and Lua. Thank you.
Scratch is actually mad underrated, a while back b4 i learned other languages i remade fnaf, undertale and a few of my own games on scratch and it went perfect
Although this video is a joke on programming languages, it actually taught me a rather lot about charisma.
Assembly be like 🗿
Batch is true chad programming language
@@besavion bash is way better
No. I started with batch but its too limiting. You cant really do much unless you have executables that does work for you and catch their output, and at that point you might as well use a real language.
Brayvarus And VBscript 🤣
binary watching all the language knowing it will remain till the end of time and universe 😂
Scratch be like: b*tch you won't even need a keyboard
true
yea b***h! YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE A F*** ABOUT TYPING FUNCTIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TYPE STRINGS!
YOU FOOL. THERE'S A WEBSITE CALLED TOSH.
What about variables?
@@Noob-Gamer.yeah just use on-screen keyboard
Me as a 9 y. o. Scratch expert i can confirm Scratch is the best if you dont know how to code or want to do it more simpler.
Scratch n me are just: 🤝🏼
"C" language watching all the new language come and go while it remains their knowing nothing can replace it till the end of time 😂
guy called C++
I must finish learning C++
Binary
A guy call c#😅
The real gigachad of this battle would be Minecraft command block
redstone computing
Minecraft commands are harder than python believe me I talk from experience
@@techtechcy as from what i know python is pretty ez to learn. for fun tried to learn c++ ( hell at some points )
Command block is java syntax
whitespace entered the room
nobody noticed
Minecraft programmers: 🗿🗿🗿
Pocket code: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
🤝
😂😂😂 pocket code indeed
Perfect
Programming with command blocks:
*Giga chad poses
*Programming with Redstone*
Minecraft never gets old _🤣🤣🤣_
But yes, I can literally make code for killing players with command blocks!
people in minecraft: bro what is they sayin
@@BaldiReycasterhe is talking about minecraft computers
@@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE uhh yes, and you're commenting
Настолько жизненно, что я упал от напора жизненности
big fan of Lua's intuitive, low-text syntax
Only -kid- Chad using scratch for the first time learning coding
i started in scratch and somehow ended up in lua
@@NotAPolarBearXDroblox studio?
@@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE not really, it was rbx studio first but then just simply lua
as a scratch user for 4 years, I see this as an absolute win.
ha! you're a mere child!
I've been on scratch for near eleven years now.
I'm old.
@@KTcomicsIt's still Scratch
@@Capivara_Studios of course it is. what else would it be?
@@KTcomics You were saying he was a child
A as scratch dev i can comfirm🗿
fact: castle programming and scratch programming are both very similar
If scratch had improved lists and variables, a better image editor, a continue, return, break, while loop and a for loop, it would be much easier to code
scratch does have a while loop, but you need to go on a old/hacked project.
bro it is already so easy to code
wouldn’t a while loop be already replicated with the if block?
Turbowarp
The scratch image editor is good, it's just bitmap downscales the images to 360p to fit the stage size. WHENNOTINFULLSCREEN.
The more power you have, the more humble you are
As a Scratch user, i accept that.
until you wanna make a enemy with hp (can't store variants on clones)
Bro missed out on doing Assembly Programmers
"Assembly Programmers having main character syndrome in a nutshell"
Html enters the chat
Bro💀
you just made it as html became turing complete as of a few years ago!!! glad it's a programming language now
who?
only if HTML wasn't a markup language..
*Brainf**k entered the chat*
I remember when i first took computer science and our teacher showed us SCRATCH will forever be in my heart 😔❤️
Assembly Language: I have become death, destroyer of world
The fact that most of the people don't get this makes it even funnier
explain
@@CodingMyWayUpC++, JavaScript, and Python are all main, rigorous computer languages - but Scratch uses a simple programming language for the sole purpose of making 2D video games
@CodingMyWayUp the name of the first song is the less I know the better, scratch is a coding like thing for kids to teach them the kind of thinking that happens in coding
Round of applause to the most intelligent creature in the universe..👏🏻👏🏻..
Scratch is literally the perfect bait for anyone to get into programming
'Till this day Scratch is still waiting for a worthy opponent...
Command Block language🗿
Hahahaha and red stone
@@ErdemtugsC Geometry Dash lvl editor. Some people actually manage to code stuff with it and i think its one of the only things comparable to redstone
when flag clicked
forever
Say: ( relatable )
wait: ( 1 ) seconds
Think: ( how do i control myself? )
-brainfrick- i use arch btw language
What about Pocket Code?
LabView walks in like Mark Henry
Scratch: "Bro, throw away the keyboard. You need a mouse."
For all the people asking what song this is, it's the beginning of Pump It by Black Eyed Peas, the guitar riff is originally from Miserlou by Dick Dale. Very iconic riff 👌
Isn't this tame impala?
@@stressedbyamountainofbookssounds like tame impala to me too
@@poppinmms8980He meant the song at the end.
thank you for sharing😁
Thank you so much!!!
Bro if you understand how to use scratch code you are on a higher level then god
as an elementary kid, i can confirm that this is true
POV : Your'e first programming language to learn : A S S E M B L Y
Minecraft Redstone programmer: 🗿
you forgot Minecraft command blocks.
you forgot Minecraft Redstone :skull:
you can program in minecraft???
Me figuring out what is scratch 😂
Programing with bloks
@HgHo-vw1bcgriffpatch:
@HgHo-vw1bc Yeah... Not really though. 8y/os use it, but people other than them can use it as well. What 8y/o can make an entire 3D platformer with raycasting?
L
I thought they meant programing from scratch ie in binary
and now I have to check if there is a programming language called assembly and or batch
Roblox Studio: LoL you forget something. What i use to code?
Assembly: Terminator shows up
Assembly is the true gigachad
chris sawyer
give me rollercoaster tycoon or give me death
Pfff... I write directly in binary to save time.
binary ez pz just type 0 and 1! easiest syntax of all time!!@@fstemarie
No transistor coders
**Doom music starts**
Scratch: what is that music?
*BrainF joins the chat* 💀
C#: "Why wasn't I invited?"
F#: "Yea, why?"
if they would add a probability block then it would be ok
there's already a block that returns a random number between a set minimum and maximum
I coded a connect 4 in scratch using networking and cloud variables. 🗿
i coded an undertale game once and used turbowarp to turn it into an html
HTML: Allow me to introduce myself
Haiwan shirt and sandals
it's not a programming language
sus
@@sentryinventor it is, just for websites or smth
Definitely not a programming language but lmfao
Html: "Eheheheh I don't care I'm best"
Fortran programmers behind them: "Are you sure about that?"
I remember I build a cod zombies inspired 2d top down zombie shooter game with teleports, pick ups, options to enable movement aim or mouse aim, it even had varying missions which would create an extraction mission and finally a helicopter extraction animation, all in scratch, all in my spare time before school and at lunch when I was 12-13.
Now I can’t even remember where to download it
It happened in alternative universe you can no longer access to. ;)
You forgot Scratch jr 🗿
Lol. But that was low-key ass. I could never add more pages, so I stopped using it.
that code is unreadable 💀
Scratch was my first programming language when I wanted to make an android game when I was a child😅
Scratch would be perfect if the delete clone block actually fucking worked
lua? :(
when ı maked website but ı forgot say
what the fuck is that "i" without the dot
@@patolol3091before that what is maked
@@saarza9991 yeah "i" that looks like the i in fi
That letter is found in Latin America, From another language
@@itzgametimevip1111🧢
GML/Javascript here. Prob got this in my feed cause I've been trying do some stuff in scratch for my nephew. It's fun. There are quite a few limitations and missing pieces like return and for loops. Also global functions. I find myself having to do alot of work around to get similar results with simpler code. Though sometimes the opposite is true. Generally, scratch isn't superior as a language, but the people who make 3d games with pen bruh. Yeah pretty impressive.
Flash:
Get the hell out of my way, amatuers..
This is the most based and accurate video
agreed. scratch is s tier, although you cant make 3d games with scratch, the 2d games you can make are amazing.
@@DaMuffinWithAngerIssuesyes you can, search it up
aint no way your serious@@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues
i am @@PKisBetter
Java be like, "I don't even need to flex".
Scratch Moderation:
"hol up, lemme be stupid real quick"
Bro who did 2d minecraft in scratch:
😎🗿
Assembly programmers : chad
Binary programmers : gigachad
010000110100000111111010100101110
The guy who made roller coaster tycoon is laughing at this
Unironically scratch got me into coding (and tumblr, with scripts you could attach to your blog)
WHERE IS THE MINECRAFT COMMAND BLOCK PROGRAMMER
bro the scratch cat is legit god✨
real
true
Fake 💀👎🗿
Bjarne Stroustrup takes the w
I use gd editor as programming language
We all just waiting for Bjarne Stroustrup's great great great grandson to make scratch with classes
I thought for a second the joke was that scratch was breaking.
C and Assembly are the best
(I use arch btw)