“So check out this compartment, it’s great for guns, and this other compartment here, guns can fit in this, this compartment is special, it opens with this special lever and you can totally put a gun in it”
This is so completely impressive. It’s like a man cave in a desk. You just need the loungy recliner seats! I’ve been working on a DIY comfy couch with hutch storage in the back and the arms (one of my first complicated furniture pieces). This desk is like my couch vision / ideas on steroids. It’s a fun discovery to see all the things that you included inside. Your skill and creativity are unique and amazing.
We need a gamer table, hidden compartments and accesorries, with a passwords compartment, screens that come in and out of the table Just like in the spy movies
It's a lot of steps to open a drawer. You want a glass of whiskey? fine let me take my key, put it in that impractical lock, press a knob, then crouch to pull a lever, get rid of what's on the table, open the middle of the table, then pull on a lever and here is the bottle. That some Resident Evil level shit right there, I just have a liquor cabinet with a regular door and it's not cool in any way but at least I can just open it if I want a drink.
@@vraolet yeah, but you don’t have to keep all of them locked, so you only have to open it once every time you use the room. Also, if you can just go open it, so can someone else.
More badass than “Alexa we need guns” (do a search if u haven’t seen it)???.....Surely you jest Still an adorable attempt. Too many keys to keep track of imo. If/when shtf, like the proverbial “no safety” on your primary carry argument, too much to worry about during a time of duress. Plus the locks themselves look relatively weak. He failed to mention just how strong the locks are. I think the lawyer would have an easy go at this one
Pure Woodporn. Period. As a mechanical engineer, who transitioned to architecture architecture after 35+ years, I have to say what a brilliant build sir...! (Just got another 'scriber). Dude... Rarely do I watch a vid twice. This one... FOUR damn times...! And to think I stumbled on THIS looking for "flip-top table". Bwahahaha...! Flip...? How 'bout tuck, dip, slide, rotate, art-friggin'-ticulate ...!?!? Building a "flip-top table" to sit between my wife and myself. And I thought a flip-out top, hence doubling the size, would be impressive. Pffft...! Thanks David - I now have...... Wood envy.
I have had it happen. I was storing the pirate table in the front room and had one of my bnb guests recognize it and start opening it. Made me feel cool.
Nice quality craftsmanship there! Really impressed with the amount of thought and detail that went into this. I look at some of these coffee table builds and I always think to myself - damn if someone stole my coffee table...theyd get everything and not even know it!
I had an empty space so I put some guns in there, and then in this space you could store guns or... I don't know other stuff. And then I keep my extra guns and whiskey in here...
ATF: "Show us where the guns are!" "what guns?" *A few moments later* "We couldn't find anything sir, you're free to go...for now. By the way, nice furniture."
As a hobby woodworker for the past several years, I feel the youtube algorithm has been holding out on me. A poetic marriage of craftsmanship and masculine stereotypes that belongs in the den of every he-man in North America.
You ever feel like someone is trying to over impress but gotta respect the level of dedication they go to to drive it home? This table totally gives off those vibes.
Criminal kicks in this guy's door... Owner: "Oh you picked the wrong house buddy" as he fumbles to push the button under the table so he can insert the key awkwardly into the punisher skull to unlock the knot which releases the lever so he can gain access to his pistol
Honestly a pry bar would be fine, which most thieves would have, but I wouldn't go messing around stealing someone's guns. There's gonna be more, and likely one in the owner's hand aimed at your head.
If I had more space and money, I’d definitely commission one of these. I could double it as a dresser and have hidden compartments for all my cigars and pipes
"An anonymous buyer wanted a table to covertly store his dangerous stuff, so here I'll tell the whole world that he's a personal friend, and his first name, then I'll give my name so anyone can work out who he is, then show you what the table looks like and how to open all the secret compartments. He won't mind I'm sure."
@@Lee-jt4hz use your brain dingus. The dude could've showed off the table just the same without using dudes first name. Using someones name isn't making them anonymous.
That's an awesome table with so many great features. I was waiting for him to pull a lever, that dropped the tires to drive it to the gun range! An enormous amount of thought goes into this type of project. He's quite the Craftsman.
The craftsmanship on your tables is awesome. On the business side, I recommend that you make 2-3 at the same time; side by side. Yes it will take a little longer to complete an ordered project but you can turn profits a little easier. To take it another step further, you could cut duplicate parts as you go and throw everything into a kit for you to assemble at a later time. Just a few ideas. Awesome work!!!!
That's too much work for the whiskey! Hahahaha beautiful work my friend. Every day would be an adventure trying to remember where all my stuff is. Great table to hide things from yourself haha love it!
Oh man. I'm 55 this year, and that table is one of the most awesome things ive ever seen. I'm on a fixed low income, so I can't even dream of having one like that. But that is beyond awesome. I wouldn't change a thing, it's so cool. Thank you posting this video about your creation. If I had it. Other than my CZ P-10c, I might have a hard time deciding what was worthy to put in it. Of course I subscribed.
@@clownshoe5097 no I can't buy a bunch of guns. I might talk about guns I've tried or had in my lifetime. But I have just one gun. I have a CZ P-10c and that's it. Sorry to disappoint you, but I can only dream of having lots of guns. 😢
@@clownshoe5097 so yes I'm disabled, and a looser too. I got nothing to brag about to anyone. I've lost more in my life than I've ever gained. Losing my first wife to cancer has taught me that I am nothing and that God is always in control. So no I'm not even a pretend gun collector. I got one gun for self protection"meaning to protect anybody I think needs it". But I'm not worth the trouble of singling me out for anything.
@@williamgrissom1995 you said yourself, God's in control. Whatever you've been through and whatever you do is already preordained and part of his/her/its plan. Nothing to really worry about, especially not some piece if shit like me.
Personally I'd find an issue with having any of my gun, but more importantly, safe storage areas needed to be opened to get the party items. If I was commissioning this I'd definitely either commission a separate table for guests or ask that the poker and liquor parts could open independently. Great builds this stuff is amazing.
Just when I was thinking that this needs more alcohol for this to be a murica table this man opens a secret compartment with 2 bottles of jameson and glasses ready to go. Well done sir, well done.
Dude your a talented man! 200hrs! I would love this exact table! I can't imagine commissioning an executive desk from you! Excellent taste and craftsmanship sir! 🤘TEXAS!!!
Imagine a James Bond villain playing baccarat with Bond at this table. "And now mr Bond, it's time for you to die!", puts the key in, flips the top open, all the cards go flying everywhere, frantically keeps pushing buttons and levers inside the bowels of the table looking for the gun, drinks drawer pops open and hits him in the knee
I don’t think I’ll build an exact copy. Probably will whip out a couple similar each with a little bit different style hopefully each a little better. Price is subject to change with the Volatility of wood cost but right now this table would roughly be about seven thousand plus shipping. It’s going to be a few months before I would be able to take anymore orders I am swamped at the moment.
I just checked out your website... I've been looking for a guy like you for YEARS. I've seen similar guys but always just found that I considered their stuff to be unworthy of my taste. I love when someone is dedicated to a craft and excels at it. The world use to have a lot of people like that, not today. Thank you for this video and for your talent. I plan to contact you at some point.
"Americas got great tables folks, maybe the best tables,,,, I dunno, I think theyre the best! What do you think? Prolly the best. China wishes they had tables like these"
😂 I don’t know. I watch a ton of videos and every time I see Asian videos of them completely mastering their work it makes me think I really hope I never have to compete. Have you seen the guys in the jungle building sandcastle Mansions? Can you imagine imagine them in a wood shop?
Great work, absolutely stunning. Whatever you're charging for it isn't enough, I can tell you that much just from your statement about having 200+ hours invested into it. Most will never understand that the one commodity that you cannot put a price tag on is your personal time.
Exactly! Really I just enjoy woodworking and hidden compartments. Most of the tables I have sold I just barely broke even with. I tell people all the time if I were rich I would just have a bigger shop and donate all the tables to random people. Selling or having to put a price on them and worrying about the money side of it really takes away from the enjoyment of building them.
@@davidolundell Be glad you're not rich... seriously because talent like yours deserves to be rewarded, and it will one day. Believe me, someone will take notice and that's when the tide will shift. While there are a lot of us out here who enjoy woodworking and are decent at it, work like yours doesn't go unnoticed for long. Be blessed and keep up the great work.
Nice job with the design and woodworking. Also convienent for thieves who always appreciate the consolidation of valuables in an easy to carry out the door package.
Because they all want the fun of being an antihero with a tragic origin story, without having a tragic origin story. “I was trapped in my mom’s basement for decades, no rent no job, until I heard the call of Justice”
@@epiccthulu OMFG, that's hilarious and far too accurate these days... Want a good laugh? Check out some relationship advice channels sometime. There are people on there complaining that they want to get married, date, and/or "just have fun" but don't want to do anything that even remotely resembles what a spouse would do, what constitutes a relationship, or is appealing for someone to "just have fun with" (for the standards of most people including themselves). They want the other person to check off a long list of things for them that they refuse to compromise on. However, they don't check off anything yet don't see the glaring contradiction. Oh, this guy wants a woman to be a Stay At Home Mom because it's what is best for the kids? Interesting. However, most women don't want to do that with a guy who makes minimum wage and either lives in his Mom's basement, a house with 5 other roommates, or a trailer park. That's not going to work. Oh, this woman wants a guy who is loyal? But... she cheated on the last 5 guys she was with and kept the engagement rings from a few of them? Yeah, that won't work either. As a happily married man, I sit back and enjoy the show. Seriously though, it's not complicated. Learn what those you're attracted to are looking for. Don't waste time with those whose goals don't line up with yours. Be attractive (physically but also in other ways like your personality, reliability, accountability, loyalty, etcetera).
Totally right! I should have written the full constitution and all of the amendments. Next table is going to look like a graffitied detention desk but even more better.
Thanks! True but I wouldn’t be surprised if woodworking becomes big again. It’s amazingly satisfying, fairly easy to learn, and increasingly appreciated.
This is amazing! I am British so I would need to modify it to store teabags and limes.
I love the British flag. One of these days Ima build a limey table for sure.
Haha this comment made me laugh
Nice
This comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
😆 poor guy. 😢
“So check out this compartment, it’s great for guns, and this other compartment here, guns can fit in this, this compartment is special, it opens with this special lever and you can totally put a gun in it”
I Never leave an empty space. So underneath this you could put I don’t know, maybe a gun.
Exactly! You know me so good.
@@davidolundell how many more projects before you figure out how to hide a second, smaller gun inside a gun?
@@Aedi like maybe two more....
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*Slaps the table.
> This bad boy can fit so much guns in it.
*one gun goes off*
>So as you can see it is both bulletproof inside and out!
America 1000000
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This is so completely impressive. It’s like a man cave in a desk. You just need the loungy recliner seats! I’ve been working on a DIY comfy couch with hutch storage in the back and the arms (one of my first complicated furniture pieces). This desk is like my couch vision / ideas on steroids. It’s a fun discovery to see all the things that you included inside. Your skill and creativity are unique and amazing.
I have absolutely no idea why a video about a coffee table popped up in my feed...
But Dang... That is a nice table.
You know what Pinky says to the Brain? And apparently TH-cam is helping me 😈
@@davidolundell did you build this?
@@roguetuber4377 yes sir!
We need a gamer table, hidden compartments and accesorries, with a passwords compartment, screens that come in and out of the table
Just like in the spy movies
It’s Merica table
The lock picking lawyer:If you knock on this part and wiggle this leg it opens in a matter of second's.
Underrated comment lol
“2 is binding... few clicks outta 3...”
Bro fr 💀
I was recommended this video while watching a LPL video 🤣
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This is simultaneously the most impressive and the most impractical table I have ever seen
How about a Whiskey?
Sure, that should only be three guns down.
@@MrCmon113 Ah damn my bad! Was there another gun in there instead? Ok try by the bottom left corner next to the .22 Special..... LOL
How is this impractical? Perfect lounge table. Lots of storage. Secure.
It's a lot of steps to open a drawer.
You want a glass of whiskey? fine let me take my key, put it in that impractical lock, press a knob, then crouch to pull a lever, get rid of what's on the table, open the middle of the table, then pull on a lever and here is the bottle.
That some Resident Evil level shit right there, I just have a liquor cabinet with a regular door and it's not cool in any way but at least I can just open it if I want a drink.
@@vraolet yeah, but you don’t have to keep all of them locked, so you only have to open it once every time you use the room. Also, if you can just go open it, so can someone else.
Cool. And I'm sure the guy you built it for appreciates you showing everyone in the world how it all works.
Now the world knows what to look for haha
You could call it the "ATF table" Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Table
Also the fact they're too braindead to find anything you put in it.
@@thegrim418 lol
there's no tobacco
@@thegrim418 They are too smart to try. They will just burn it as is. D'oh.
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I do construction, everything from A to Z including finish carpentry. You have some serious skill. This is very very impressive
Thanks!
@@davidolundell your work is amazing. Do you have a price list available?
@@clownshoe5097 my professional occupation is general contracting. Or I do construction for short...
@@Christian-fg3we right, right
These will be in museams at some point
This needs to be in a western movie ASAP. Most badass furniture I've ever seen.
This dude’s props would work for a movie and then be sold by millions
And have Samuel Jackson open it
More badass than “Alexa we need guns” (do a search if u haven’t seen it)???.....Surely you jest
Still an adorable attempt. Too many keys to keep track of imo. If/when shtf, like the proverbial “no safety” on your primary carry argument, too much to worry about during a time of duress.
Plus the locks themselves look relatively weak. He failed to mention just how strong the locks are. I think the lawyer would have an easy go at this one
Pure Woodporn. Period.
As a mechanical engineer, who transitioned to architecture architecture after 35+ years, I have to say what a brilliant build sir...! (Just got another 'scriber).
Dude... Rarely do I watch a vid twice. This one... FOUR damn times...! And to think I stumbled on THIS looking for "flip-top table". Bwahahaha...! Flip...? How 'bout tuck, dip, slide, rotate, art-friggin'-ticulate ...!?!?
Building a "flip-top table" to sit between my wife and myself. And I thought a flip-out top, hence doubling the size, would be impressive. Pffft...! Thanks David - I now have...... Wood envy.
imagine someone breaks into your house, recognises your table, and searches this channel on TH-cam to find how to open it
I have had it happen. I was storing the pirate table in the front room and had one of my bnb guests recognize it and start opening it. Made me feel cool.
Booo! Getting the answers from youtube is boring. Figuring out every secret yourself is more fun~ Gives you that giddy child-like wonder.
Hammer
It's kind of like publishing your password online.
They'll need the key to start the process tho... Yes, I know it's a joke 🤫
I'm a carpenter. And sir... You have impressed me. It's so good to see our art is still alive and well.
There goes the “no guns at the table during poker” rule.
In my experience it just makes it more fun
@@thegrim418 I allways say an armed society is a polite society.
I, along with the majority of the other players at my table are armed. Keeps everyone in line.
Not at, just in haha.
* Alright boys all guns in the table before the booze comes out
Fool, it's not on the table, but rather inside the table.
Nice quality craftsmanship there! Really impressed with the amount of thought and detail that went into this. I look at some of these coffee table builds and I always think to myself - damn if someone stole my coffee table...theyd get everything and not even know it!
Hilarious 🤣
I had an empty space so I put some guns in there, and then in this space you could store guns or... I don't know other stuff. And then I keep my extra guns and whiskey in here...
"We're being attacked! Quick, get the coffee table."
Bad time to lose your skeleton key.
@@adamedwards4305 yes I’m calling a lock smith to open my table what do you mean that’s not normal
That is THE COOLEST table I have ever seen.
fr... right market this thing could go for thousands 😱
The freest table
This is my uncle haha
@@ShriRamaRamaRameti someone needs to go travel abroad a bit and see other tables ;)
@@aaizner847 i am not even a western but ok 🐸
Wow! This must be the most amusing piece of furniture for a man cave i have ever seen. Very nice.
ATF: "Show us where the guns are!"
"what guns?"
*A few moments later*
"We couldn't find anything sir, you're free to go...for now. By the way, nice furniture."
U might just b a Q anon special.....lol
@@agentsnakeplisskin No, I'm just in it for the memes.
I expected a humidor in there, seems incomplete without it
the first hidden box he pulled out, that was my thought exactly, Humidor? Specially with the Whiskey and scotch in the drawer.
Lol 😂
As a hobby woodworker for the past several years, I feel the youtube algorithm has been holding out on me.
A poetic marriage of craftsmanship and masculine stereotypes that belongs in the den of every he-man in North America.
Well said sir
How much.I need one? For guns and ammo and documents.
This is furniture, art, and a puzzle all in one. Just amazing design and details. I’m speechless.
I had a feeling you were gonna say National Treasure. That’s so awesome. Great craftsmanship!
That is one of my feel good movies, even though I have a love/hate relationship with Nicolas Cage.
Great craftsmanship; lousy ethics.
You ever feel like someone is trying to over impress but gotta respect the level of dedication they go to to drive it home? This table totally gives off those vibes.
Criminal kicks in this guy's door...
Owner: "Oh you picked the wrong house buddy" as he fumbles to push the button under the table so he can insert the key awkwardly into the punisher skull to unlock the knot which releases the lever so he can gain access to his pistol
My favorite comment- “you are 57 seconds away from messing with the wrong person.”
If you have a table like that, guns are everywhere 😉.
This is more like the couch on Book of Eli.
When you know trouble is on the horizon you can load up and be ready.
That table would remain unlocked at all times while i was home
@@davidolundell That comment has 57 likes and I don't have the heart to break it by upvoting it.
This table is EASILY one of the top 5 coolest things I've ever seen...
Now that’s what I call “made in America”
Great job man!
“Hey bro wanna play poker and have a drink?”
“Sure”
*2 hours later*
“Ok here’s your drink”
Hey Man, You Made Me Laugh Out Loud So I Gave You The Thumbs Up! 8-)
This is an incredible build. Love all the hidden compartments and the fact that no space is wasted. Great job man.
I dont normally leave comments. But this table is worth giving you praise. Nice work.
Oh, my, my heart has just murmured to a purr... what a wonderful piece of craftsmanship.
Thank you!
It really is a work of art
... and he believes in the illusion of the "Three Percent" and likes a violent comic book character who is the imagined champion of the oppressed.
Dude this was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
I can definitely see the National Treasure inspiration. That’s one of my favorite movies as well. Thanks for sharing your amazing work!
I don't recall seeing a carved pipe opening anything.
Absolutely gorgeous! Your tables will be seen on antique roadshow years from now and still captivate minds!
I thought the same ... 100 years from now 99.9999% of furniture made today will be worthless but something like this will be a collectible one day.
“No one can access this table” **me with a $30 Walmart saw**
Or axe. Lmao.
Honestly a pry bar would be fine, which most thieves would have, but I wouldn't go messing around stealing someone's guns. There's gonna be more, and likely one in the owner's hand aimed at your head.
Me: I'll just carry it out.
Pry Bar Time!
A dollar hammer lmao
I would love a set of plans for this
So would i
Me too!!!!!
There probably isn't any plans per say.
Me too. Honestly I’d rather have a blueprint to build myself than buy a completed work. 🤷♂️ But this table is super awesome. Great craftsmanship!
If I had more space and money, I’d definitely commission one of these. I could double it as a dresser and have hidden compartments for all my cigars and pipes
Man that table is cool af. You do good work man.
Thanks! It’s a lot of fun
@@davidolundell i would love to have one of those.
This is beautiful work of art....the craftsmanship is on another level!
This just randomly popped in my feed and is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen!
I was thinking..this should be the desk in Natl Treasure movie, just as she asked, how did you get into secret compartment tables.
Wow. That just blew me away. Amazing craftsmanship. 200 hours is dedication Fantastic job.
That is the coolest table on the face of the planet. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"An anonymous buyer wanted a table to covertly store his dangerous stuff, so here I'll tell the whole world that he's a personal friend, and his first name, then I'll give my name so anyone can work out who he is, then show you what the table looks like and how to open all the secret compartments. He won't mind I'm sure."
Just enjoy the table and shut up ffs
@@Lee-jt4hz use your brain dingus. The dude could've showed off the table just the same without using dudes first name. Using someones name isn't making them anonymous.
@@Lee-jt4hz oh it's an excellent table, no quibble there. Just not especially good client confidentially
Plot twist. They doing it so someone would try and break in. Every gun owner’s dream
haha
his last name.is wick
That's an awesome table with so many great features. I was waiting for him to pull a lever, that dropped the tires to drive it to the gun range!
An enormous amount of thought goes into this type of project. He's quite the Craftsman.
"Safe" made out of wood
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In all seriousness, cool table. Very nice craftsmanship.
I was totally loving this and then, I lost my shit when you unveiled the Jameson Whiskey!!! Unbelievable job man!!! I shared this to my friends.
Thanks! I thought it was a necessary touch.
For the Murica table perhaps an American whiskey...
I mean when you are right you are right. I didn’t even think of it. Next time it’s got to have a big old jug of moonshine
@@erikhogenson497 As an Irish American. The Jamison works too.
@@erikhogenson497 That's what I was thinking! I mean, I don't have any problem with Irish whiskey, but it IS the 'Murica table.....
Me: The house is burnin down! What do we grab??
My dad: THE COFFEE TABLE JESUS CHRIST GRAB THE COFFEE TABLE ILL EXPLAIN LATER
The craftsmanship on your tables is awesome. On the business side, I recommend that you make 2-3 at the same time; side by side. Yes it will take a little longer to complete an ordered project but you can turn profits a little easier. To take it another step further, you could cut duplicate parts as you go and throw everything into a kit for you to assemble at a later time. Just a few ideas. Awesome work!!!!
I'm going to order one.......that's one of the most impressive and artisanal work I ever seen. What a talent. Congratulations
This is just incredible, I didn't know a table could be this detailed until today
That's too much work for the whiskey! Hahahaha beautiful work my friend. Every day would be an adventure trying to remember where all my stuff is. Great table to hide things from yourself haha love it!
Question: if I find all the hidden compartments in one of your tables will that unleash the portal to hell?
...mmyesh 😈
No Davey Jones Locker
WOW i love that table, such a creative use of space and hardware to make it all work.
Oh man. I'm 55 this year, and that table is one of the most awesome things ive ever seen. I'm on a fixed low income, so I can't even dream of having one like that. But that is beyond awesome. I wouldn't change a thing, it's so cool.
Thank you posting this video about your creation. If I had it. Other than my CZ P-10c, I might have a hard time deciding what was worthy to put in it.
Of course I subscribed.
So you're on the system and not working, but you can afford to buy a bunch of guns?
@@clownshoe5097 no I can't buy a bunch of guns. I might talk about guns I've tried or had in my lifetime. But I have just one gun. I have a CZ P-10c and that's it. Sorry to disappoint you, but I can only dream of having lots of guns. 😢
@@clownshoe5097 PS. I'm didn't mean to pretend to be more than I am. But why can't I dream? Does my being disabled take away even my dreams? 🥺
@@clownshoe5097 so yes I'm disabled, and a looser too. I got nothing to brag about to anyone. I've lost more in my life than I've ever gained. Losing my first wife to cancer has taught me that I am nothing and that God is always in control. So no I'm not even a pretend gun collector. I got one gun for self protection"meaning to protect anybody I think needs it".
But I'm not worth the trouble of singling me out for anything.
@@williamgrissom1995 you said yourself, God's in control. Whatever you've been through and whatever you do is already preordained and part of his/her/its plan. Nothing to really worry about, especially not some piece if shit like me.
This guys work will soon be going straight to the museum. :)
One of THE BEST I've seen in a long time. Hell might truly be THE BEST ON THE NET.
EXCELLENT JOB MY FRIEND.
You just made my day!
Wow!! Gorgeous. You are amazing sir. What talent and creativity.
This is one crazy impressive build. So many secret compartments in a small space. Really cool
This is awesome! Can’t imagine how much it costs... but it would be well worth the money!!
You're a genius. Every table is excellent.
I have watched this video multiple times and it never gets old
Personally I'd find an issue with having any of my gun, but more importantly, safe storage areas needed to be opened to get the party items. If I was commissioning this I'd definitely either commission a separate table for guests or ask that the poker and liquor parts could open independently.
Great builds this stuff is amazing.
*”Alexa, we need a game that will give us a reason to start a massive drunken gun and knife fight if we end up losing.”*
@@TruTube.1. I would if only certain death wasn't waiting for me out there
@@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 certain death? Where do you live detroit
Just when I was thinking that this needs more alcohol for this to be a murica table this man opens a secret compartment with 2 bottles of jameson and glasses ready to go.
Well done sir, well done.
Nothing more American than some jameson whiskey
@@miguelabrego1079 you'd think he'd have some bourbon, but I guess not. And why are we storing whiskey laying down...
I was expecting a physics book to pop out but the pistols are cool too.
😂it’s titled ‘Murcia table’
This table should be in the Smithsonian it is purely a work of art and genius well done sir.
You're not very cultured are you? This has been done before, more intricately and without power tools before America was born
It also has a domestic terrorism symbol on it so I'm pretty sure the Smithsonian wants nothing to do with it.
Dude your a talented man! 200hrs! I would love this exact table! I can't imagine commissioning an executive desk from you! Excellent taste and craftsmanship sir! 🤘TEXAS!!!
200 hours isn't squat! I would spend 200 hours just thinking about HOW to design and build it!
I've never been attracted to a piece of furniture before...
I’m harder than this was to make.
Seriously, same lol.
👍🤣😂🤣😂
objectophilia. Apparently this is a thing.
Well ya see this special compartment down here...? Fleshlight. Yep, you can fuk the table too 👍🏻
Amazing table and superb craftsmanship. Seems simple yet sturdy.
I would love a bad ass little bar table that can store my bourbons and hidden compartments for hand guns and knives
Imagine a James Bond villain playing baccarat with Bond at this table. "And now mr Bond, it's time for you to die!", puts the key in, flips the top open, all the cards go flying everywhere, frantically keeps pushing buttons and levers inside the bowels of the table looking for the gun, drinks drawer pops open and hits him in the knee
I would love a dungeons and dragons table-can’t wait to come back in two or three years and order one so I can play with my friends
Brother this is a work of art , just beautiful.
"Your gonna rob me...let me polish my table one last time!!!" **gun compartment**🔫🤣
Complete with a punisher skull to remind everyone you're a balding man-child. Great purchase!
I wouldn't be talking about looks if that's you in your profile pic.
@@jameson3500 well player sir. I came for the craftsmanship and comedy. Plenty of both 'round these parts...
So what’s the price for this exact table?
I don’t think I’ll build an exact copy. Probably will whip out a couple similar each with a little bit different style hopefully each a little better. Price is subject to change with the Volatility of wood cost but right now this table would roughly be about seven thousand plus shipping. It’s going to be a few months before I would be able to take anymore orders I am swamped at the moment.
7k is a damn reasonable price for that level of craftsmanship
Absolutely incredible. The compartments just keep coming wow!!
That's bad ass how much do u charge for tables like that I'd love 1
They talk about it at 4:08 ish
My guess is like $10k
Says he has over 200 hrs into it. So unless he charges like $1 an hour it’s out of my budget.
If america was a table
This would be the perfect table thats suits its recommendation
I just checked out your website... I've been looking for a guy like you for YEARS. I've seen similar guys but always just found that I considered their stuff to be unworthy of my taste. I love when someone is dedicated to a craft and excels at it. The world use to have a lot of people like that, not today. Thank you for this video and for your talent. I plan to contact you at some point.
So have the FBI😂
Incredible design and craftsmanship. A lot of locks for something so easy to break into though.
LOL remind me never to tell this guy a secret. Nice table
I think you've finally invented a table that's cooler than Roentgen's mechanical table lol
Fantastic job man.
next up: this table is a gun
"Americas got great tables folks, maybe the best tables,,,, I dunno, I think theyre the best! What do you think? Prolly the best. China wishes they had tables like these"
😂 I don’t know. I watch a ton of videos and every time I see Asian videos of them completely mastering their work it makes me think I really hope I never have to compete. Have you seen the guys in the jungle building sandcastle Mansions? Can you imagine imagine them in a wood shop?
@@davidolundell you have to read my comment in Trumps voice for it to make sense lol
Coolest table I've ever seen......Well done Sir
Great work, absolutely stunning. Whatever you're charging for it isn't enough, I can tell you that much just from your statement about having 200+ hours invested into it. Most will never understand that the one commodity that you cannot put a price tag on is your personal time.
Exactly! Really I just enjoy woodworking and hidden compartments. Most of the tables I have sold I just barely broke even with. I tell people all the time if I were rich I would just have a bigger shop and donate all the tables to random people. Selling or having to put a price on them and worrying about the money side of it really takes away from the enjoyment of building them.
@@davidolundell Be glad you're not rich... seriously because talent like yours deserves to be rewarded, and it will one day. Believe me, someone will take notice and that's when the tide will shift. While there are a lot of us out here who enjoy woodworking and are decent at it, work like yours doesn't go unnoticed for long. Be blessed and keep up the great work.
Irish Whiskey in a ‘Merica table?! Bourbon next time.
"i put the Punisher logo on it so it would be atomic-bomb obvious that there are guns hidden in this table, 100% accessable with an angle grinder"
Nice job with the design and woodworking. Also convienent for thieves who always appreciate the consolidation of valuables in an easy to carry out the door package.
As he reveals each new compartment something new happens to my face.
That a is a pretty sweet table but question why does everyone think their the punisher now?
Because they all want the fun of being an antihero with a tragic origin story, without having a tragic origin story. “I was trapped in my mom’s basement for decades, no rent no job, until I heard the call of Justice”
@@epiccthulu OMFG, that's hilarious and far too accurate these days...
Want a good laugh? Check out some relationship advice channels sometime. There are people on there complaining that they want to get married, date, and/or "just have fun" but don't want to do anything that even remotely resembles what a spouse would do, what constitutes a relationship, or is appealing for someone to "just have fun with" (for the standards of most people including themselves).
They want the other person to check off a long list of things for them that they refuse to compromise on. However, they don't check off anything yet don't see the glaring contradiction.
Oh, this guy wants a woman to be a Stay At Home Mom because it's what is best for the kids? Interesting. However, most women don't want to do that with a guy who makes minimum wage and either lives in his Mom's basement, a house with 5 other roommates, or a trailer park. That's not going to work.
Oh, this woman wants a guy who is loyal? But... she cheated on the last 5 guys she was with and kept the engagement rings from a few of them? Yeah, that won't work either.
As a happily married man, I sit back and enjoy the show.
Seriously though, it's not complicated. Learn what those you're attracted to are looking for. Don't waste time with those whose goals don't line up with yours. Be attractive (physically but also in other ways like your personality, reliability, accountability, loyalty, etcetera).
@@RandomPerson-nd2ey Glad you got a few chuckles from my comment :3
Cause I like him.
"Most of the second amendment"as in leaving out the most important part.
Totally right! I should have written the full constitution and all of the amendments. Next table is going to look like a graffitied detention desk but even more better.
Beautiful work. A craft that is rare these days. Great job
Thanks! True but I wouldn’t be surprised if woodworking becomes big again. It’s amazingly satisfying, fairly easy to learn, and increasingly appreciated.
Lets hope so as this china stuff is throw away stuff. Not quality for sure.
When you want just a little desk with your gun.
This is a Traitors Table.
A traitor to the fascist regime that hijacked democracy in order to move forward their corporate goals.
Freedom table yes
Cleaner teeth table yes
100% glad to see someone recognized the 3% marking.
Nice table, too bad you just showed all the hidden parts to it.
Honestly didn’t think this many people would see it 😬.....oh well
Wow so if I ever see this table…. Thanks for sharing!!