little known fact, once you reach floor 254 your partner on the radio starts playing the yogpod episode where simon and lewis are talking about SCP stories and read them
Amusing video for what seems to be an awful game. Maybe this could be a start of some kind of poorly executed horror games in vein of the "Trucking Tuesday" series.
*sees fidget spinner instead of normal loading circle* _We've come full circle. This is what our world has come to. I don't know if I should be more afraid of the cheap jumpscares or the fact I see a fidget spinner spinning right before my eyes._
Give the original SCP: Containment Breach a shot I'd kill to see that! You lot didn't play it since Halloween way back and it's improved a lot since then
Ironically - when talking about why you don't have a better light - one of the main points of SCP-087 is that no matter what type of light you use it only reaches a certain distance. Even pre-placed lights that one of the D-Class (Which you played) placed on the walls simply faded away after a few meters distance. If I remember correctly of course...
I wonder if Simon remembers the minecraft map he played of this in 2013? It was called "The Staircase". I think he had more fun with that one. This really didn't do the story justice
It is literally the text from 'document 087-I' linked at the bottom of that SCP page, translated into a, a... I don't even know if I should call this a game.
On floor 53 there's a guy pooping into a bucket and floor 128 is a giant ladybird devouring the corpses of its enemies. That's all I found before floor 150 though. (They told us to make stuff up, okay?)
I think that's because it says "fidget spinner" in the title. I had never seen that before either, but then again, I don't watch much fidget spinning on the tube.
They literally just took the script from the SCP website lol. You can follow the video with this script. “D-8432 is a 43-year old Caucasian male of average build and appearance and unremarkable psychological background. Class-D designation is a result of demotion due to mishandling SCP-███. D-8432 is equipped with a 75 watt flood lamp with battery power capable of lasting 24 hours, a handheld camcorder fitted with a transmission stream, and an audio headset for communication with Dr. ██████ at Control. D-8432 steps through doorway onto initial platform. Despite the wattage, the flood lamp only illuminates the first 9 steps. The second platform is not visible. D-8432: It's fucking dark. Dr. ██████: Is your flood lamp functioning properly? D-8432 shines the light out the door and into the academic building's hallway. The light reaches significantly further. D-8432: Yeah, it's working, it just won't light these stairs all the way down. Dr. ██████: Thank you. Please continue. D-8432 descends for 13 steps before reaching the second platform. The platform is in the shape of a semicircle with an apparently concrete surface and walls. There are no distinct markings, aside from nondescript patches of dust, dirt, or wear consistent with that which is found in a typical concrete stairwell. D-8432 rotates 180 degrees to begin descent down the second flight, then pauses. Dr. ██████: Reason for stopping? D-8432: You hear that? There's a fucking kid down there. Sounds like one. None of the described audio is feeding through the camera or mic at this time. Dr. ██████: Could you please describe the sound? D-8432: It's young. Either female or a very young boy. It's crying and sobbing and saying [pause] please [pause] help [pause] please [pause] Yeah, it keeps repeating that and crying. Dr. ██████: Can you estimate its distance from your current location? D-8432: Uh, fuck, I don't know, maybe 200 meters down? Dr. ██████: Please continue down the next flight. The subject descends another 13 steps. As he reaches the landing, audio of the child as described is picked up. The child alternates between sobbing, wailing, and the words "please," "help," and "down here." The level of audio is consistent with D-8432's report of it being approximately 200 meters below. Dr. ██████: Can you still hear the crying? D-8432: Yeah. Dr. ██████: We're picking it up as well. Please continue down. Stop if you notice any changes in the audio or environment. The subject descends another 3 flights of stairs before stopping. D-8432: Keep going? Dr. ██████: Please. D-8432 continues another 17 flights (total of 22 flights) before stopping. There are no visual changes in the environment, and each flight has been a consistent 13 steps. D-8432: I'm not getting any fucking closer to the kid. Stereo audio confirms that the crying noise has not increased in volume and remains approximately 200 meters below the subject. Dr. ██████: Noted. Please continue. The subject continues another 28 flights before stopping. (50 flights total.) D-8432 is standing on the 51st landing, counting the initial ground level landing. D-8432 is estimated to be 200 meters below the initial platform. 34 minutes have elapsed. The volume of the crying has not increased. D-8432: I feel a little uneasy. Dr. ██████: You've spent a long time in a dark, unknown stairwell. It's natural. Please continue. The subject hesitates before stepping down on the next stair. As the subject moves forward, the flood lamp illuminates a face located approximately at the bottom of the flight (SCP-087-1). It appears to be the same size and shape as a human head, except it is lacking a mouth, nostrils, and pupils. The face is completely motionless, but is making direct eye contact, indicating its awareness of D-8432. D-8432: [Yelling] Fuck! What the fuck is that? Shit! Holy fucking shit. What the fuck! Dr. ██████: Can you please describe what you see? D-8432: It's some sort of fucking person face thing and it's fucking looking right at me fuck fuck fuck it's looking right at me - Dr. ██████: Is it moving? D-8432: [pause, heavy breathing] No, it's just staring at me. Fuck fuck fuck it's creepy. Dr. ██████: Please approach and further illuminate the entity. D-8432: Fuck fuck fuck I don't want to fucking - The face jerks forward about 50 centimeters directly toward D-8432. D-8432: [yelling] Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck [REDACTED] D-8432 enters a panicked state and rapidly ascends SCP-087. D-8432 reaches the ground floor in 18 minutes, at which time he collapses and passes out. There is no sign of SCP-087-1. Review of the footage indicates an equal number of flights and steps ascending as descending. Audio of the crying and pleading remains at the same volume until the last flight, at which point it ceases. Medical reports indicate collapse was a result of the rapid ascension of the stairs, causing fatigue.” I mean, I honestly don’t know they chose to create a game not only just about 087, but a game based on one specific excerpt from 087. It doesn’t make any sense, there’s way more interesting SCP stories to make games about; hell, there’s more interesting SCPs _in general_
Discord Lexia The thing about SCP stories is they aren’t always scary. I guess the guy who wrote this one just wanted to write a slightly creepy flight about stairs, for whatever reason. I don’t really think there is a purpose to the story, basically. Dude just really likes spooky stairs.
I think the reason the loading circle is a fidget spinner is because youtube has it set up to have it that way if you have fidget spinner in the title of the video. Ive been told youtube has it set up this way, i don't know if its actually true.
You gotta put that game audio up a (not too) teeny bit. It's been bugging me in your videos for some time now. How can any of you hear anything but the commentary?
You do need to keep playing this. Eventually you get to a certain spot where it goes absolutely silent and the crying reverberates around the walls. You get to a room that holds one closet which you NEED TO HIDE IN. Then.... You're in Narnia!
SCP-087 is an unlit platform staircase. Stairs descend on a 38 degree angle for 13 steps before reaching a semicircular platform of approximately 3 meters in diameter. Descent direction rotates 180 degrees at each platform. The design of SCP-087 limits subjects to a visual range of approximately 1.5 flights. A light source is required for any subjects exploring SCP-087, as there are no lighting fixtures or windows present. Lighting sources brighter than 75 watts have shown to be ineffective, as SCP-087 seems to absorb excess light. Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is presumed to be a child between the ages of █ and ██. The source of the distress calls is estimated to be located approximately 200 meters below the initial platform. However, any attempts to descend the staircase have failed to bring subjects closer to the source. The depth of descent calculated from Exploration IV, the longest exploration, is shown to be far beyond both the possible structure of both the building and geological surroundings. At this time, it is unknown if SCP-087 has an endpoint. SCP-087 has undergone four video recorded explorations by Class-D personnel. Each subject conducting an exploration has encountered SCP-087-1, which appears as a face with no visible pupils, nostrils, or mouth. The nature of SCP-087-1 is entirely unclear, but it has been determined that it is not the source of the pleading. Subjects exhibit feelings of intense paranoia and fear when faced with SCP-087-1, but it is undetermined whether said feelings are abnormal or simply natural reactions.
Exactly. The SCP archive has some GREAT fiction on it, then Ukrainian and French-canadian teenagers get all hyped up on it, throw some blueprints into UE4 or Unity, with some pre-bought assets and shit this out. Like a machine that turns great writing into garbage.
Isn't there a Minecraft adventure map called "The Stairs" or something that's exactly the same thing as this? Except better despite being made in Minecraft?
As soon as they started going down the stairs, I remembered the video Lewis and Simon made almost 5 years ago. th-cam.com/video/tN18AMpR3hs/w-d-xo.html
That shadow man on the 8th floor was a stock image and i recognize it because i once had to google “silhouette man” for a stock image and i used that exact image
Wow... what a turd of a game! You guys made it watchable, but still. Even the "payoff" was fucking lame. The voice acting was funny (funny bad) at least.
Thanks for the vid. guys, you were the only thing that made this game's footage worth watching! lol What a horrible waste of time and money this game looks to be. At least we know Tommy Wiseau didn't give up trying to voice act after his movie.
In the story it is a strong light it is just dimmed by the nature of the SCP. They also did set up strings of lights but they either were broken or disappeared can't remember which
I think this is probably the worst version of this game that's ever come out. Back like 5 years ago there was a free game of this that was WAY better. Better voice acting, closer to the source material, and when you get to the end it puts you in a fucking horror maze. Like shit chasing you, spooky atmosphere, all kinds of spooky shit. I don't know if you guys would want subject yourselves to another, better, stair simulator, but just to compare and contrast the two, you should look up the free to play one. I think it's on game jolt or itchio or one of those sites. They're worlds apart in terms of spooks and quality.
at floor 420, the ghost of Michael Jackson appears and tries to offer you a sweet bag of ketamine, before gaging and shoving you into the boot of his car.
This is a lot more comments than normal. I just wanted to say, at about 5:50, you mentioned wanting better lights. I'm assuming, that this poor games doesn't actually explain it. But basically no light more powerful than what you have issued works in the stairwell.
What did they do!? I watched someone play the OG version of this game back in 2012, and it is so much better. There's no shitty voice acting, no first-mustache intro cutscene, the player walked much faster, there was no clutter on the screen and it was so much simpler and more streamlined. Why did they make it worse? More is not always better.
if the reach floor 69 a small Lebanese Child appears and pushes you into the waterways of Bristol
little known fact, once you reach floor 254 your partner on the radio starts playing the yogpod episode where simon and lewis are talking about SCP stories and read them
Like 70 floors down, a man shows up at your house in real life and shames you for your life choices
In the lore a woman got roughly 500 floors down, so they still have a ways to go
And he looks suspiciously like your dad
You guys played the wrong game, try playing SCP 087-B, this is the one that the deveopers kept working on and updating.
The freakout dialogue is amazing. Well worth the 20 minutes of going down stairs.
He has hilas accent
The voice acting really is "The Room" levels of badgood.
Amusing video for what seems to be an awful game. Maybe this could be a start of some kind of poorly executed horror games in vein of the "Trucking Tuesday" series.
+Alcanox
That's what the "Game Goblin" series should have been from the start IMO
Alcanox It's spooky Fridays
But they need to have the bugs like trucking tuesday did, its a must. Edit After hitting the oh hi mark, creepy face, i simply want more
I miss Trucking Tuesdays. I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at anything than I did at the garbage truck episode.
Alcanox SCP-087 has been around for ages... but atleast it generated more interest in SCP
*sees fidget spinner instead of normal loading circle*
_We've come full circle. This is what our world has come to. I don't know if I should be more afraid of the cheap jumpscares or the fact I see a fidget spinner spinning right before my eyes._
How did they do that?
It does it automatically for every video that has the words fidget spinner in its title
Rose Knight I don't think it's on mobile
Give the original SCP: Containment Breach a shot I'd kill to see that! You lot didn't play it since Halloween way back and it's improved a lot since then
Ironically - when talking about why you don't have a better light - one of the main points of SCP-087 is that no matter what type of light you use it only reaches a certain distance. Even pre-placed lights that one of the D-Class (Which you played) placed on the walls simply faded away after a few meters distance. If I remember correctly of course...
Guys should have gone just a little further! On floor 56 you walk in on a ghost orgy and have the option to join in.
FarkingLoL Why would you want to fuck a ghost?
@JustAskMeTV101
why wouldn't you?
I wonder if Simon remembers the minecraft map he played of this in 2013? It was called "The Staircase". I think he had more fun with that one. This really didn't do the story justice
I thought the scariest part was when Simon was drinking his coffee. I thought he might spill some, I was so scared i peed a little bit
"There's a tide pod at the bottom of the stairs"
. . .
*speed runs game*
The voice acting in this game made me laugh more than it should have.
holy shit i'm glad it wasn't just me
When you get to floor 86, Hitler and Rambo have a fight in the Thunder Dome moderated by Tina Barrett.
Wow that's terrible. The actual SCP-087 wiki page is way creepier than this garbage.
It is literally the text from 'document 087-I' linked at the bottom of that SCP page, translated into a, a... I don't even know if I should call this a game.
It is, that wiki page made me lose 3 nights of sleep.
I agree
It's not all it is is walking down stairs when it ses that its a tide pod vs fidget spinner
Challenge
On floor 53 there's a guy pooping into a bucket and floor 128 is a giant ladybird devouring the corpses of its enemies. That's all I found before floor 150 though.
(They told us to make stuff up, okay?)
This might be controversial, but my honest critique of this game would be that the stairs bit is slightly too long.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
It's like that because that is what the SCP is based off.
The buffering animation is the fidget spinner LMAO
I think that's because it says "fidget spinner" in the title. I had never seen that before either, but then again, I don't watch much fidget spinning on the tube.
Aarhg i guess so =)
I didn't know caff did acting in games.
This kinda doesn't do justice to the SCP universe. A shame. Still a great video, just a trash game.
SCP: Containment Breach does way better, and gets much more into the story, multiple SCPs, etc.
*AND IT'S FREE*
SCP: Containment Breach is 100x better.
shadow men live under beds but will never hurt the person whose bed they live under
I'm sure that it's been mentioned, but TH-cam puts a fidget spinner loading circle on whatever video has it in their title, I guess.
Remember when they played the minecraft mod of this? That was a long old time ago.
I remember that. That mod was better than this trash.
Sure it came out January, but in 2012.
You should play the original SCP-087 from 2012 or SCP-087-B or SCP Containment Breach
SCP Containment Breach if you want a proper game that you actually have to learn how to play and not die in :P
Simon and Hannah played Containment Breach years ago, so that one probably won't get played again.
@jyquin but did it get get lot of updates since they played it
Riddick got his eye-shine as its called in Butcher Bay the most notorious prison in the 'verse. He traded a slam-preacher for them so he could escape.
i just hade a fidget spinner as a loading thingy...
same lol
_"I don't have muscle crevices. I just have crevices."_
- Tom, 2018 11:14
Man, these guys need a podcast.
I'd love a podcast with Tom and Simon, just imagine . . .
Juraj Kremser with 2 L's
Tom Simon and Ben, the opposite of the triforce
Ah, fantastic!
if you get to floor 1453 you get a free waffle. You should keep playing.
"Oh god why's your face so gross?" -Simon Lane 2018
ahh the fidget spinner buffer icon it burns!!
Great thought i was going crazy, glad someone saw it too XD
I highly recommend the SCP containment breach for you guys to play instead of this. It is much better.
Ned Scott I think they said they didn’t want chasey horror games, plus Simon played it with Hannah once already
I don't know if anyone else has bad enough internet connection to have even seen this, but the fucking loading circle was a goddam fidget spinner
It's time to get Spangry?!
Oh god. TH-cam shows a fidget spinner loading icon on this video.
god dammit you're right D:
thought you were trolling, checked anyway, been amazed... holy cow
Oh shit. Anyone remember that minecraft horror adventure map where you walk down the stairs. Yogscast played it years ago.
Oh god, Fidget spinner when buffering
The lift in gmod scared me more
Does anyone else get a Fidget Spinner loading circle thing?
Yes, it is because you used the words "fidget spinner" in the title. Next thing you know you will get a spinning tide pod for the words "Tide Pod".
walking down spiral staircase simulator 2018
"Tom currently owes me 1.7 billion pounds." 😂
It's Rythians voice acting
oh my the buffer is a fidget spinner!
any video about fidget spinners does that
If you get to floor 572 lewis brindley jumps out in a sexy unicorn costume
They literally just took the script from the SCP website lol. You can follow the video with this script.
“D-8432 is a 43-year old Caucasian male of average build and appearance and unremarkable psychological background. Class-D designation is a result of demotion due to mishandling SCP-███. D-8432 is equipped with a 75 watt flood lamp with battery power capable of lasting 24 hours, a handheld camcorder fitted with a transmission stream, and an audio headset for communication with Dr. ██████ at Control.
D-8432 steps through doorway onto initial platform. Despite the wattage, the flood lamp only illuminates the first 9 steps. The second platform is not visible.
D-8432: It's fucking dark.
Dr. ██████: Is your flood lamp functioning properly?
D-8432 shines the light out the door and into the academic building's hallway. The light reaches significantly further.
D-8432: Yeah, it's working, it just won't light these stairs all the way down.
Dr. ██████: Thank you. Please continue.
D-8432 descends for 13 steps before reaching the second platform. The platform is in the shape of a semicircle with an apparently concrete surface and walls. There are no distinct markings, aside from nondescript patches of dust, dirt, or wear consistent with that which is found in a typical concrete stairwell. D-8432 rotates 180 degrees to begin descent down the second flight, then pauses.
Dr. ██████: Reason for stopping?
D-8432: You hear that? There's a fucking kid down there. Sounds like one.
None of the described audio is feeding through the camera or mic at this time.
Dr. ██████: Could you please describe the sound?
D-8432: It's young. Either female or a very young boy. It's crying and sobbing and saying [pause] please [pause] help [pause] please [pause] Yeah, it keeps repeating that and crying.
Dr. ██████: Can you estimate its distance from your current location?
D-8432: Uh, fuck, I don't know, maybe 200 meters down?
Dr. ██████: Please continue down the next flight.
The subject descends another 13 steps. As he reaches the landing, audio of the child as described is picked up. The child alternates between sobbing, wailing, and the words "please," "help," and "down here." The level of audio is consistent with D-8432's report of it being approximately 200 meters below.
Dr. ██████: Can you still hear the crying?
D-8432: Yeah.
Dr. ██████: We're picking it up as well. Please continue down. Stop if you notice any changes in the audio or environment.
The subject descends another 3 flights of stairs before stopping.
D-8432: Keep going?
Dr. ██████: Please.
D-8432 continues another 17 flights (total of 22 flights) before stopping. There are no visual changes in the environment, and each flight has been a consistent 13 steps.
D-8432: I'm not getting any fucking closer to the kid.
Stereo audio confirms that the crying noise has not increased in volume and remains approximately 200 meters below the subject.
Dr. ██████: Noted. Please continue.
The subject continues another 28 flights before stopping. (50 flights total.) D-8432 is standing on the 51st landing, counting the initial ground level landing. D-8432 is estimated to be 200 meters below the initial platform. 34 minutes have elapsed. The volume of the crying has not increased.
D-8432: I feel a little uneasy.
Dr. ██████: You've spent a long time in a dark, unknown stairwell. It's natural. Please continue.
The subject hesitates before stepping down on the next stair. As the subject moves forward, the flood lamp illuminates a face located approximately at the bottom of the flight (SCP-087-1). It appears to be the same size and shape as a human head, except it is lacking a mouth, nostrils, and pupils. The face is completely motionless, but is making direct eye contact, indicating its awareness of D-8432.
D-8432: [Yelling] Fuck! What the fuck is that? Shit! Holy fucking shit. What the fuck!
Dr. ██████: Can you please describe what you see?
D-8432: It's some sort of fucking person face thing and it's fucking looking right at me fuck fuck fuck it's looking right at me -
Dr. ██████: Is it moving?
D-8432: [pause, heavy breathing] No, it's just staring at me. Fuck fuck fuck it's creepy.
Dr. ██████: Please approach and further illuminate the entity.
D-8432: Fuck fuck fuck I don't want to fucking -
The face jerks forward about 50 centimeters directly toward D-8432.
D-8432: [yelling] Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck [REDACTED]
D-8432 enters a panicked state and rapidly ascends SCP-087. D-8432 reaches the ground floor in 18 minutes, at which time he collapses and passes out. There is no sign of SCP-087-1. Review of the footage indicates an equal number of flights and steps ascending as descending. Audio of the crying and pleading remains at the same volume until the last flight, at which point it ceases. Medical reports indicate collapse was a result of the rapid ascension of the stairs, causing fatigue.”
I mean, I honestly don’t know they chose to create a game not only just about 087, but a game based on one specific excerpt from 087. It doesn’t make any sense, there’s way more interesting SCP stories to make games about; hell, there’s more interesting SCPs _in general_
At least the "devs" cut it short, so they didn't have to walk down 50 floors. Ugh, fuck these people.
It's way better as just a slightly weird story, rather than a game trying way too hard to be creepier than it is.
1. Why is this scary?
2. If not, what is the purpose of this story?
Discord Lexia The thing about SCP stories is they aren’t always scary. I guess the guy who wrote this one just wanted to write a slightly creepy flight about stairs, for whatever reason. I don’t really think there is a purpose to the story, basically. Dude just really likes spooky stairs.
man, on floor 63 there's jesus riding a dinosaur and you attend a dinner party, you should have kept playing
Oh come on, SCP deserves better than this. What a joke.
Isn't SCP itself a joke?
Rambo Shamone No? What do you mean, in terms of quality or what?
They should play containment breach
God i love Simon i am happy i found him again.
I think the reason the loading circle is a fidget spinner is because youtube has it set up to have it that way if you have fidget spinner in the title of the video. Ive been told youtube has it set up this way, i don't know if its actually true.
say what you will, but the people who filmed that intro bit had a pretty great camera
You gotta put that game audio up a (not too) teeny bit. It's been bugging me in your videos for some time now. How can any of you hear anything but the commentary?
I love how this has become the Tom and Simon channel
Hey, you guys should definitely do a play through of SOMA. It seems great for this format.
The original version of this about ... what 5 or 6 years ago had better jump scares. lol
You do need to keep playing this. Eventually you get to a certain spot where it goes absolutely silent and the crying reverberates around the walls. You get to a room that holds one closet which you NEED TO HIDE IN. Then....
You're in Narnia!
If you keep going past floor 12398567 there is the end to this joke there, and it is really good
is that how many floors there are in this game ?
When you reach the bottom the face turns into a full person who then proceeds to fart all over you, as like a metaphor for how shit the game is.
SCP-087 is an unlit platform staircase. Stairs descend on a 38 degree angle for 13 steps before reaching a semicircular platform of approximately 3 meters in diameter. Descent direction rotates 180 degrees at each platform. The design of SCP-087 limits subjects to a visual range of approximately 1.5 flights. A light source is required for any subjects exploring SCP-087, as there are no lighting fixtures or windows present. Lighting sources brighter than 75 watts have shown to be ineffective, as SCP-087 seems to absorb excess light. Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is presumed to be a child between the ages of █ and ██. The source of the distress calls is estimated to be located approximately 200 meters below the initial platform. However, any attempts to descend the staircase have failed to bring subjects closer to the source. The depth of descent calculated from Exploration IV, the longest exploration, is shown to be far beyond both the possible structure of both the building and geological surroundings. At this time, it is unknown if SCP-087 has an endpoint. SCP-087 has undergone four video recorded explorations by Class-D personnel. Each subject conducting an exploration has encountered SCP-087-1, which appears as a face with no visible pupils, nostrils, or mouth. The nature of SCP-087-1 is entirely unclear, but it has been determined that it is not the source of the pleading. Subjects exhibit feelings of intense paranoia and fear when faced with SCP-087-1, but it is undetermined whether said feelings are abnormal or simply natural reactions.
Some of these SCP games are just garbage, which is a shame, because a lot of the original SCPs they're based on are actually really good.
Exactly. The SCP archive has some GREAT fiction on it, then Ukrainian and French-canadian teenagers get all hyped up on it, throw some blueprints into UE4 or Unity, with some pre-bought assets and shit this out. Like a machine that turns great writing into garbage.
Isn't there a Minecraft adventure map called "The Stairs" or something that's exactly the same thing as this? Except better despite being made in Minecraft?
AND it was made about 4 years ago.
As soon as they started going down the stairs, I remembered the video Lewis and Simon made almost 5 years ago.
th-cam.com/video/tN18AMpR3hs/w-d-xo.html
5 years ago. When did we all get so old?
Hm, i just flicked through the video and eh...a fidget spinner popped up for the loading icon...
IT'S THE STAIR FROM MARIO.
Get to the end already. LUL
I really hope this games isn't literally to go down 50 flights of stairs and then up 50 flights of stairs really fast.
No, it's 87. So... well...
That shadow man on the 8th floor was a stock image and i recognize it because i once had to google “silhouette man” for a stock image and i used that exact image
Is "image" your favourite word?)
I used it too many times i admit
Oh good god the voice acting is woeful
There's this awesome bit where you find a pink unicorn if you dodge the face, it's the kids and he drops it.
Is that Tommy Wiseau?
What a terrible game. Play any other SCP game, there are several out now!
at least they have feets (COD i am looking at you))
I don't think anyone here has read the SCP entry, incredibly spooky and suspenseful story, the game however is pretty damn boring
Agent Dash can you link it?
Thad Engel scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-087 Actually incredibly suspenseful, if that link doesn't work just type in 'SCP-087' into Google
Might want to change the title of the video to SCP 087, as SCP 187 is a future-seeing woman, not a horrifying, neverending stairwell.
I'm pretty sure the riddick film when he absails down steaming actually chronicles of riddick
I think you're right.
Wow... what a turd of a game! You guys made it watchable, but still. Even the "payoff" was fucking lame. The voice acting was funny (funny bad) at least.
Stair simulator 2018
Oh this game has got "acting"
"acting"
Thanks for the vid. guys, you were the only thing that made this game's footage worth watching! lol What a horrible waste of time and money this game looks to be. At least we know Tommy Wiseau didn't give up trying to voice act after his movie.
It's that caff?
This is the room, the game. It is art.
Isn't there an older, better version of this game? lol
Charlie B. Yeah I think markiplier streamed it lol
Yes, and I believe it was/is free as well. Here's the link I found for any future reference
www.scpcbgame.com/scp-087-b.html
you can at least call it a game
Simon and Hannah played it in 2013, just search the main channel for 'SCP'
"Remember to like, subscribe, and smash that escape button!"
Im 90% sure that Lewis and Simon did a Minecraft map version of this years ago
In the story it is a strong light it is just dimmed by the nature of the SCP. They also did set up strings of lights but they either were broken or disappeared can't remember which
I cant believe you guys released this video.
I literally saw the last witch hunter 2 weeks ago! I loved it.
I think this is probably the worst version of this game that's ever come out. Back like 5 years ago there was a free game of this that was WAY better. Better voice acting, closer to the source material, and when you get to the end it puts you in a fucking horror maze. Like shit chasing you, spooky atmosphere, all kinds of spooky shit. I don't know if you guys would want subject yourselves to another, better, stair simulator, but just to compare and contrast the two, you should look up the free to play one. I think it's on game jolt or itchio or one of those sites. They're worlds apart in terms of spooks and quality.
They should play Containment Breach too
at floor 420, the ghost of Michael Jackson appears and tries to offer you a sweet bag of ketamine, before gaging and shoving you into the boot of his car.
omfg lol, you get a thumbs up from me.
wtf
I thought The Last Witch Hunter was great too for the same reason lol
Is it weird that the image of Eric popping in at 7:30 startled me a bit?
It’s pretty much a reskin of the original game but with voice acting and a scene. So basically a money grab since you had to pay for it.
yeah but the voice acting is so shit that they should actually pay you to play this
I loved the Last witch hunter too!
effort doesn't always equal quality
I'm shook by these gopniks and major spookums
When you get to floor 1928 you get attacked by a flying baby
That's not even the right SCP - 087 game, there's another that is older, but way better.
Getting to the final flight will unlock a paid dlc where you ascend instead of descend.
This is a lot more comments than normal.
I just wanted to say, at about 5:50, you mentioned wanting better lights. I'm assuming, that this poor games doesn't actually explain it. But basically no light more powerful than what you have issued works in the stairwell.
What did they do!? I watched someone play the OG version of this game back in 2012, and it is so much better. There's no shitty voice acting, no first-mustache intro cutscene, the player walked much faster, there was no clutter on the screen and it was so much simpler and more streamlined. Why did they make it worse?
More is not always better.