Trump Meets with His Probation Officer, Goes on Unhinged Shark Rant at Vegas Rally | Tonight Show
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- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Time magazine interviewing both Trump and Biden, Trump's first meeting with his New York probation officer and Martha's Vineyard being close to running out of marijuana.
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Trump Meets with His Probation Officer, Goes on Unhinged Shark Rant at Vegas Rally | Tonight Show
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I almost choked on my food during this whole monologue...Jimmy go to timeout! 😆😆😆😩😩😭
Permanent please...
Love the probation questions
Omg that was so funny the interview!!😂
The world is a better place because of the Jimmys! ❤❤❤
@@David-vf5rf😅😅😅😅😅
For the record, and trump's sharks, the battery in an EV won't electrocute anyone in the water, unless you can grab the live terminals with your hands, same as if you're on dry land.
Yes. We know.
Almost everybody knows that.
Except for tiny humans and trump.
Lol hes so stupid
Which record? In the world of alternate facts, there are so many tremendous records, they can listen to any of them as soon as their leader approves. I have a feeling our record of actual reality is not on the playlist tho.
What? But Trump is distantly related to an MIT teacher... How could his uninformed gut feeling possibly be incorrect?
Must be more of that 'fake reality' a strong man with tears in his eyes told me about.
But Trump is so smart. After all his uncle taught at MIT.
Maybe Trump had a dream that he was in the Electric Chair and somehow turned into boat vs. shark story.
He should do community service at Shark World.
Awesome. Great. I lol
Here's to hoping they are hungry.
😂
If they give him house arrest that "genius visaed" wife o his is gonna loose her mind !! Bless her little heart.
As a whale carcass
Lock Him Up!!!
Excellent 'interview' with Dump, tonite, Jimmy!!! Hilarious, indeedy...
He’s not wrong..
WTF is wrong with the republican party? 😖
Oh boy! The list is endless
How much time to do have? 😂😂😂
Are you just now asking? 😂
They serve the ultra rich and screw over everyone else. They can't campaign on that, so they make up scary bullcrap about illegal alien transgender people coming for your gas stove.
This man should be in jail already awaiting trials ((((lock him up already)))) not running around the country lieing to everyone that will listen 2 tier system
Quote of this segment by ex-(never to be again) president, T. Ronald Dump: "... I don't care about you, I just want your vote ... !!!" That sums up this demi-dump ...
That was the best probation interview
😂
Wasn't it in New Jersey when a woman went down and someone said she needed water? So Trump immediately pulled out a bottle of water and drank it himself.
3:30 Fun fact: dogs don't sweat. Trump wouldn't know this, because he is afraid of dogs.
You are great! Jimmy
Can you imagine Conald's words of contrition? 😂
No. I cannot.
Conald ?? 😂😂
@@simoneschwarz5076 TY! I was inspired by many clever late night hosts' nicknames for him. Jimmy Kimmel has awesome ones! 🥰🤭
Conald? I hope that really sinks in
Stewart is right that every reporter should call out politicians about their lies immediately to their faces!
That was a great skit on questions! Brilliantly exquisite!
Skit? They sounded more real that the real ones. 😂Funny
It wasn’t that great
I laughed so hard I spit my Fritos onto my nightgown. But at least I know what's in my Fritos.
semen fritos
You wear a nightgown?😂
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many felonies until the 2 men meet in prison?
Are you serious?!?! Please don’t vote.🗳️
@@bethieb33 More On Pea on Face, The Donald said "I am Presbyterian Protestant. I go to Marble Collegiate Church ... as often as I can, a lot."
Two problems with Trump's declaration. First, Marble Collegiate, on New York's 5th Avenue, is a Reformed, not Presbyterian, church. And second, though the Trump family does have a history of attending Marble, officials there quickly sent out a statement saying Trump "is not an active member."
@@bethieb33 Emoji? Are you Chinese or North Korean?
😂
Good one.
Make America great again put Trump in jail. Past your jail time.
Brilliant skits Jimmy's props to your writers they been killing it🤣👏🏽👏🏽.
Mar-A-Lago is not Donald Trump's home it's a business/club!
For whatever portion of his sentence is specified as home confinement he cannot be confined at Mar-A-Lago! 😀
That's true, it wasn't zoned to be any permanent residence, and the neighborhood sure wanted him gone. 😂
@@cc1k435 Obviously, his disrespect of rules is not a new thing! Fairly ironic for the guy who claimed to be a "law and order president", and "a legitimate perdon"!
...don't you think? 😉
@TheScandoman Our family calls it his Airbnb or VRBO, since he can't afford to live there without the money of others.
@@margueritemccann8580 Interesting perspective: My take on it is that he enjoys having people pay him money for the privelige of engaging in the mutual delusion that they are friends!
But, there's no reason that both ideas can't be valid!
how does he think batteries work?
We love your show jimmy fallon
I love you so much Jimmy. Keep up the good work! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
More like - That feeling when you stand at the fan and say, "Barron, I'm your father."
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is taking applications for a Cellmate. Must be a good MAGA.Send applications to Rikers Island Prison, Otis Bantum Correctional Center N.Y.
If you have heard any one of Trump's speeches then you've heard them all, Sharks, Windmills and ME ME ME... Q. Any Policy? A. Yes, ME ME ME. 💙💙 VOTE BLUE 💙💙
Apparently he’s having a bowel movement when he’s pretending to weight lifting
So he was binge watching Sharknado movies? Somebody, please, please trap Trump to a Baby Shark binge run next.
I vote for the 🦈
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
📬🗳
😂
Hoping so hard The Orange one gets a prison sentence!
ah, but it's a DRY heat!
“I don’t care about you, I just want your vote” Donald Trump just wow.
That is so true!
Trump For Prison 2024!
Lock Him Up!
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell somebody that was guilty on 43 accounts, can get probation, when they should be going to prison and getting a parole officer, because if we had two accounts we would be in prison
Sorry guilty on 34 accounts
Nice of diaper dawn to warn the people in arizona about shark
Just for the record, Subway's tuna is real tuna. XD
Are the people behind him paid to be there?
The meeting that he yet again had special privileges not afforded to others.
I haven't laughed so hard!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sweating like a dog? Do dogs sweat? Yes but the sweat thru their paws. Does Trump have paws?
He owns no homes. He lives in his trashy hotels
The Question Everyone is Avoiding...
Who will Really be the Republican Candidate?
Does Trump think that a boat with an electric motor will just sink as soon as the battery runs out? 🤣
TRUMP FOR PRISON 2024!!
VOTE BLUE, SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY!! 💙
You crazy
@@rileysworld9166, No I don’t watch CLOWN news Fox like you. I’m NO MAGA!! I have ACTUAL COMMON SENSE, NOT MAGA COMMON SENSE!! So, yeah, YOU ARE CRAZY!! 🤣🤣
Again, I care about Democracy!!
You do realize that Joe Biden is a pedophile who broke the law Way more times and is running America into the ground right now Scott Free, right? Voting Blue is voting for downright corruption.
@rileysworld9166 you stupid
@@DannyFlameznot charged no proof
I love it thank you!
The rule of law applies equally to everyone. EVERYONE!!!
Well done!😅
You were absolutely hilarious tonight!! Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh. Blessings, everyone.😊
Top notch entertainment!! Thank you!!
this is what we wil be dealing with for the next four years in the USA, can we afford this? the Marilyn Monroe moment was good !!!
OMG!! One of my favorite episodes!!
It’s not former President, it’s “Convicted Felon” Trump . 😂
"Let's put it this way..." 😂
Steve Carell was very good in "Date Nite" and "Dinner for Schmucks".
At least Jimmy is getting straight answers, lol
Captioning, please! Every time. Captioning please. 🙏
Must be Hannity; Bluey is too left-wing for Trump.
I totally loved the part starting at 1:40 especially that about trading his two apparently idiot sons.
😂 “Prisons and insane asylums and mental institutions” … Trump: Sir, sir, he was a strong man, a big man, you know, with tears in his eyes and said you’ll look so handsome when you put on this expensive special jacket that has extra buckles in the back, thank you Sir. So I did and he was right!
They had fans running underneath the podium pointing up. That was the famous "breeze" he was feeling
Trump jumps the shark, _again._
Jimmy my my my my my my my fallon
Is Arby's Soylent Green?
Your showing your age, I bet no one under 45 got that one 😂😂😂👍
@@alinchitown7556Not true.
@@pepsiwepsi1952 well good 😅😅😅👍
Probably 55, even. 😂
@@cc1k435 at least you got the joke 👍
Genius 😂🫶🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯💯💯 Wicked funny😂
Happy to oblige. ⚡️
Awesome Show Jimmy Fallon 😂🎉🎉
💙⚓️🇺🇸 Thank you Jimmy I feel very welcome HERE. 💙⚓️🇺🇸
😂😂😂🍺at the probation office.😂🍺 I herd a please, please I'm on tour.🤡😂😂😂🍺
The 🍊💩 was melting in Vegas. Wah, wah, wah.
Correction: Oblique Seville is the fastest man in the world right now 🇯🇲.
That's hilarious!!!!
Noah Freaking Lyles!!
You guys arent doing the world any favors by jumping on the old guy shaming/elder abuse train...
ageism
The hilarious politic news! 😂😂😂
Wonderful
I like how you only show a piece of the clip to fit your narrative 😂😂 did you actually see what he sat 3 seconds before he said that.
President Biden doesn’t deserve so much disrespect from this program, and IQ45 deserves so much more disrespect. Period!
“I don’t care about you. I just want your vote.” How does that work for you? He has said for decades that if he ran, he would do it as a Republican. Because they are stupid. Well? ACHTUNG
He's no Johnny Carson
According to Stormy Daniels, Trump may actually be the fastest man alive!
shout out to the editor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
History shows that nothing quite says "loser" like the name Trump. The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us!
Jesus loves you all ✝️, get to know God through Christ 📖
Bluey has all the feels. It wouldn't appeal to someone with no sense of humanity.
yeah, I think he just picked it because it's a popular kids' cartoon. Teletubbies or something like that might be more what he was going for with that joke.
Brilliant prison thing. Brilliant.
Even Jimmy Fallon thinks it's okay to both sides.
Shame on you Jimmy
Where’s the kool aid mascot?
And the shark said, "Boat, please take this one!!" 🟠🛥🦈💙
Since Trump is living in Mar a lago and criminals could come and go as they please because it is a business, where could he "LEGALLY" live that he could be on house arrest?
Actually he's living illegally at M-a-L. According to agreement with local govt.
This judge should not give house arrest just for the sheer fact that nowhere Donald would serve him time would actually be considered "punishment".
Good news - In the Debates, they relented and agreed to provide for Donald Trump a rollaway bed and alarm clock so he won't miss any of his turns to lie for the cameras. BYOB -- bring your own blanket, Donnie Boy. Jim Jordan volunteered to handle Trump's Diaper Pail for the debates. Jordan is a sure thing.
Fake tans versus a clean mouth. I take the clean mouth over a fake tan day.
Donald J. Trump… soon the first former US president to have to pee sitting down 😂
jimmy fallon AKA scott peterson
Trump has been talking about battery-powered cars vs. sharks since 2023, at least. That and windmill cancer are trusted fallbacks when the teleprompter fails.