FUNNIEST Reactions to the Green Whistle (Analgesic Gas) on Bondi Rescue

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  • @BondiRescue
    @BondiRescue  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7358

    *This is your captain speaking* You asked, we listened! What else do you want to see on our channel? 🤔Let us know!

    • @rbyyyy00.0
      @rbyyyy00.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Can we have a compilation of funniest moments? Love you guys💙

    • @jasta4768
      @jasta4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      More jethro😂😍, jethro was so cute and funny after the green whistle" prepare the crew for landing"😂😂i wish i would be flying with him tbh😂😂 ,good that his shoulder is ok now, i hope i get to come and visit bondi obe day! Great video!😍😂💜

    • @luckycoin8269
      @luckycoin8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Biggest thanks after rescues moments

    • @Tiddlespup
      @Tiddlespup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lucky coin, yeah that would be great to see

    • @jennaizzio8286
      @jennaizzio8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Worst lifeguard injuries! Or did u already make that?

  • @mellwie
    @mellwie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8721

    "How did you hurt yourself?"
    "Once upon a time... there came a wave...."

    • @applelime7693
      @applelime7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lololol🤣

    • @JordenTyler32
      @JordenTyler32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      "and I was like...this is mine" hahahahahah

    • @thepeppanugget3594
      @thepeppanugget3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      English teachers: Dramatic pictures of a guy crying

    • @sydneylilian248
      @sydneylilian248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha that’s amazing

    • @madeleinebt6091
      @madeleinebt6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He was so from Quebec looool

  • @Rubyred-ux5vg
    @Rubyred-ux5vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5537

    “There was no waves 🌊. But once upon a time came a wave and I was like that’s mine” 😂😂😂🌊

    • @missouriplantmom1769
      @missouriplantmom1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "that's mine" lol

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When ? I don't remember 😂

    • @L0v3Purp13
      @L0v3Purp13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YouJust WasteYourTime 13:08

    • @NATODEMONpg
      @NATODEMONpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruhhh😂I still didnt see that part but I'm watching hhhh

    • @claudialaf4853
      @claudialaf4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The accent hahahaha he's definitely from Quebec

  • @katyturner7843
    @katyturner7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    “Cabin crew prepare doors for landing”- classic jethro

    • @annabeth2300
      @annabeth2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Katy Turner hahahahaha

    • @evanomairtin1279
      @evanomairtin1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He said “Cabin crew prepare doors for landing”

    • @katyturner7843
      @katyturner7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan Ó Máirtín my bad 😳

    • @yerrmate3711
      @yerrmate3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got you to 1k likes

    • @katyturner7843
      @katyturner7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you :))

  • @therenegadeinfluencer
    @therenegadeinfluencer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3631

    Stephane is so Canadian he's willing to share his green whistle with everyone

    • @sophieprovick7252
      @sophieprovick7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's just what we do

    • @cornelisgraper8678
      @cornelisgraper8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      LOL "i feel a bit selfish, you guys want some too?" while inhaling it like a fat joint.

    • @baileebolton4903
      @baileebolton4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Weeds legal here, we're used to some puff puff pass up here

    • @sophiwithAN_a
      @sophiwithAN_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The boss what 😀

    • @belleybutton4335
      @belleybutton4335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how we do it gotta pass it around

  • @hannahxx6699
    @hannahxx6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6281

    ‘i don’t wear thongs, thongs are for women’ made me laugh a lot

    • @Zak0True
      @Zak0True 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      I like Aussies, but they gotta find a new word for those little japanese sandals.
      They're running around wearing underwear on their feet!

    • @TomboyNatzz
      @TomboyNatzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@Zak0True we call them flip flops in UK 😂

    • @annabeth2300
      @annabeth2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same hahaha

    • @CanadianGrown
      @CanadianGrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Thongs are woman’s underwear here..we call them flip flops

    • @lolcakes97
      @lolcakes97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CanadianGrown we don't call our money toonies 😂
      Thongs is beginning to look better isn't it 🇦🇺

  • @user-st7lf4hd3i
    @user-st7lf4hd3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    Tell the ambulance to take their time. That killed me

  • @user-dj5km8qf6o
    @user-dj5km8qf6o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5069

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he said Leslie pass me a cigarette

    • @minanikolic6600
      @minanikolic6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      "Leslie do you have a spare cigarette?"

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What's the bet that when that guy gets drunk, he smokes?

    • @ColdBlunts
      @ColdBlunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EchoBravo370 hes a stoner hes a stoner hes a stoner

    • @irishstew5867
      @irishstew5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, the best part in this bit, in my opinion, was when the Bone-Clacker lady realized he was wearing a (wedding) ring and said, "Let me take this off (the wedding ring) for you," or, words to that effect. I am an elderly gentleman, and after hearing that, I about fell off of my rocker, because in my 7+ decades of life, no wee lass has every said that to me! HaHa! LOL!

    • @stormzzz5384
      @stormzzz5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ColdBlunts LOLLLLLLL 😂

  • @juliareid9821
    @juliareid9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Also Stephane: "I don't wear thongs, thongs is for women"
    I love how genuinely confused and offended he looks at the paramedic 😂
    In North America we don't say thongs are sandals, they are only a type of underwear.

    • @happy_lemons
      @happy_lemons ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikrrr from England

    • @dothedo3667
      @dothedo3667 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They're flip flops, not sandals.

    • @rambledogs2012
      @rambledogs2012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dothedo3667 They were invented by a Frenchman. Phillipe Fillope

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know a few rare Americans who call them thongs.

  • @abbyhylle5479
    @abbyhylle5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23371

    You can tell the editor has way to much fun editing those high clips

  • @spottyfawn
    @spottyfawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    AHAHA the Canadian killed me!!! 1. Considerate: "I feel selfish you guys want some?" 2. I don't wear thongs those are for women XD

    • @malakaiborges8222
      @malakaiborges8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Where is this part or u just sayed that
      Edit its at 12:12

    • @Phmess
      @Phmess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      thongs in his part is meant as a J-String not flip-flops

    • @sofia-nv6tp
      @sofia-nv6tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yup, i can tell from his accent he's from Quebec

    • @chels2175
      @chels2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Canada for the win😌✊🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @spottyfawn
      @spottyfawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chels :\ FTWWWWW🇨🇦🍁🍂🌲❄️☕️

  • @RLAyousay
    @RLAyousay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    Jethro (in a serious voice) “Should have been a flight attendant” 😂😂😂

    • @Sky-ht6tv
      @Sky-ht6tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bexxybu, lol

    • @malihafaris8923
      @malihafaris8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😂😂😂😂 and the way he says "its your captain speaking" lol had me laughing for ages

    • @flickfox1798
      @flickfox1798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He then quit to be a flight attendant

    • @multifandom__mattheoriddle1438
      @multifandom__mattheoriddle1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love Jethro “pop the locker and take me to Charles town”

    • @Rogertaylorscar.
      @Rogertaylorscar. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flickfox1798 FR when I heard he quit I was like “oh he’s going to be a flight attendant” 😂😂😂

  • @laurencebeaudry-nolin4986
    @laurencebeaudry-nolin4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    As a french Canadian myself, I can say Stéphane’s accent is hilarious for me too. “There was no waves, then once apon a time came a wave” hahahaha I cried here, he’s got the classic french Canadian accent and it’s gold 😂

    • @a-ghost-named-Anna
      @a-ghost-named-Anna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can’t breathe 💀

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      French Canadian cursing is my favorite type of cursing. Just thought I’d say so. Tabarnak!

  • @LyroYT
    @LyroYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3720

    “What’s your name.?”
    “Lacky”
    “Jeez it’s my lacky day” 😂

    • @YoMandz
      @YoMandz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He said Lucky lol

    • @bertakuceru6865
      @bertakuceru6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@YoMandz thats the joke (pun)

    • @dw7876
      @dw7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@YoMandz _ you_.didnt_.get_.the_.joke_.

    • @anniescarpin3858
      @anniescarpin3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dyko his name is lucky lol it’s just the accent that makes it sound different

    • @mariahmare2876
      @mariahmare2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @archy_jk
    @archy_jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6116

    Medic: How did you dislocate your shoulder Steffan?
    Steffan: Once upon a time there was a wave and I said, "This wave is mine." 😁

    • @judeedominguez
      @judeedominguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I was laughing so hard when he said that

    • @nikososa1332
      @nikososa1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Whenever the ambulance shows up i worry about hospital costs for them.... but then i realize

    • @EverHappyDude
      @EverHappyDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@nikososa1332 yep, all medical care is totally free of charge down under!

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah if you're an Aussie it's free!

    • @kohji6038
      @kohji6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9 times tho

  • @dylanmyles_official
    @dylanmyles_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5528

    If this wasn’t an advertisement for the green whistle then I don’t know what is

    • @tashadoyle
      @tashadoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      i mean this is making me wanna buy it...

    • @camile4809
      @camile4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I wanna use the whistle it looks fun 😅

    • @cameronziomek8066
      @cameronziomek8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's just nitrous oxide u can buy it and use it legally

    • @EinfachLara
      @EinfachLara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Cameron Ziomek it’s not nitrous oxide, it’s methoxyflurane

    • @nidhalsormali3051
      @nidhalsormali3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "How to get high legally"

  • @HeartZ4Total_Drama
    @HeartZ4Total_Drama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Pete: “4,3,2,1.....and then slap me in the face. And I will respect that!”
    The lifeguards: 😂😂😂

  • @somerandompeanut2879
    @somerandompeanut2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    I’m concerned how fast and how hard the green whistle hits.

    • @rola6263
      @rola6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Some Random Peanut i want to try it at the same time i dont.. lmao

    • @alisonwonderland8680
      @alisonwonderland8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      i had it when i had bad pain from a peanut allergy. It got rid of the pain quickly but I didnt feel high though 🤔

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And how does that work, you’re a peanut?

    • @rosehill9537
      @rosehill9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's brilliant when u r in pain hits pain FAST. I didnt get the high with it. Ive had it a few times nothing to do with the beach.

    • @peterson8808
      @peterson8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rose Hill 🧪🌡💉

  • @sudsbakeryartisansoap5842
    @sudsbakeryartisansoap5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7234

    America: Here is your ibuprofen
    Bondi Beach: Here is your green whistle.

    • @highhollow7189
      @highhollow7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      America: here is your ibuprofen. That'll be $112
      Bondi Beach: Here is your green whistle. Nah, nah, free mate.
      I fixed it for you

    • @hunnibunnii7782
      @hunnibunnii7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Are green whistles much more effective than the pain relievers in america???

    • @evelynalabaster
      @evelynalabaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ianh1504 lmao

    • @CarriUSA
      @CarriUSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I have to be honest....I don’t think we have this in America....I’ve been in the ER with severe pain and never offered anything!

  • @MelissaLearns
    @MelissaLearns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    That poor Canadian was so confused.
    Thongs here in Canada are women's underwear. They needed to say "flip flops" for him to understand. Or sandals might have worked haha

    • @nightfury66
      @nightfury66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Wth... i was also sooo confused, that australian accent is really something xD

    • @js8430
      @js8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same in the US haha

    • @marioghobrial6044
      @marioghobrial6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I

    • @gemmadisney5
      @gemmadisney5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same in UK

    • @alexgolden1731
      @alexgolden1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In America too.

  • @thekavestation
    @thekavestation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    "Leslie, do you have a spare cigarette?" needs to be a t shirt or bumper sticker or something that I can buy

    • @m.j.mbrooks1859
      @m.j.mbrooks1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My mom’s name is Leslie, so I choked on my soda at that part. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kimmy227
      @kimmy227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *ooh naughtyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*

    • @emmamarani6550
      @emmamarani6550 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Along with “Once upon a time there was a wave, and it was mine” or whatever Stephan said 😂😂😂

    • @staceyaukamp3957
      @staceyaukamp3957 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts! Lol

  • @milliecampbell2587
    @milliecampbell2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7224

    we all lowkey wanna know what the green whistle feels like

    • @xxasteticrobloxxx604
      @xxasteticrobloxxx604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JBexplores lol it's not to easy lol

    • @hazzaboy001
      @hazzaboy001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Soooo much

    • @katelynmoe9512
      @katelynmoe9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I want to but I would say something really personal OR something really offence bc everyone that meets my human says it’s offencive :(

    • @jck3831
      @jck3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I’ve had it it’s like this magical feeling like a asma puffer but like smooth and jazzy almost and then like it feels like a warm liquid has entered your blood and giving a massage and then u can’t find feel anything.

    • @bobbiemason7912
      @bobbiemason7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      No way, I had morphine when I was in hospital with appendicitis and I HATED it
      It made me spacey and everything so slow, would not recommend ever

  • @captain8014
    @captain8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3626

    I honestly want the uncut version of Jethro's journey of the green whistle. Absolutely hilarious

    • @emilywurdemann5168
      @emilywurdemann5168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YAS THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!!!! ALSO hE IS SO cute 💖💗💓

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emilywurdemann5168 hes normal looking

    • @dvdr866
      @dvdr866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@emilywurdemann5168 bro

  • @aleksandra7589
    @aleksandra7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5679

    Imagine giving green whistle to a comedian. It'll be legendary

    • @jazmirgoines2736
      @jazmirgoines2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Imagine giving it to Kevin Hart

    • @cyphertale8091
      @cyphertale8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jazmirgoines2736 oh my god yes

    • @jazmirgoines2736
      @jazmirgoines2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He would say some funny stuff

    • @aleksandra7589
      @aleksandra7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@LookingFresh it's the sexism for me

    • @aleksandra7589
      @aleksandra7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Mike Hawk let me guess, your gonna hit me with the "f In wOmAn sTaNS FoR FunNy". And nah mate that's just sexist.

  • @nobodysinger3566
    @nobodysinger3566 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I cant stop laughing at Jethro “piloting” a 747 and Ollie the backpacker asking. “Leslie do you a spare cigarette?” Whilst the paramedics are giggling.

  • @sockboi5281
    @sockboi5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6710

    Canadian guy instantly offers everyone else a hit 😂

    • @ccrrammstein
      @ccrrammstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      That's because he's french canadian, we are nicer xD

    • @sockboi5281
      @sockboi5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@ccrrammstein too everyone except Canadians in other provinces 🙄

    • @ccrrammstein
      @ccrrammstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sockboi5281 english canadians are like americans so no I don't like every canadian

    • @sockboi5281
      @sockboi5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@ccrrammstein spoken like a true québécois

    • @isadorad8836
      @isadorad8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sockboi5281 oh my god lolll québécois à fond😂

  • @tuileaves
    @tuileaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4897

    I really don't want to try the whistle because I'll end up saying something stupid or personal.

    • @honeyspice4014
      @honeyspice4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      leaves
      me too my paranoia would be like “you KNOW you are a stupid ass, and you know you will say some stupid shit” I would rather go though the pain than say something idiotic

    • @user-kd9qk7ij2j
      @user-kd9qk7ij2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      leaves yea but you gotta do what you gotta do and if you’ve got a broken bone or dislocated joint I’d rather get the whistle nd say something stupid rather than be screaming in pain

    • @larkin7883
      @larkin7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd end up saying some dumb shit 😂

    • @a_s2557
      @a_s2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i didn't even think of that until now

    • @tuileaves
      @tuileaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@user-kd9qk7ij2j Well obviously I'd use it then, no doubt. It's just all those people in the comments saying 'wHo rEalLy wAntS tO tRy tHE wHIsTle?' that don't think it through.

  • @thiccwasowski2400
    @thiccwasowski2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Me: Purposefully dislocates shoulder
    Also me: aye you got that green whistle

    • @Gina-zn2bb
      @Gina-zn2bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @zoidberg945
      @zoidberg945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cool. I can help you with that.

    • @christamoraless
      @christamoraless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daan260
      @daan260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      life guard: nah mate, those things don't do anything. It's just a fake prop to make the show more interesting.

    • @rockyc6480
      @rockyc6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daan it’s not fake green whistles are real

  • @stayswaggy6826
    @stayswaggy6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    If i ever get the green whistle my parents would hear things they never knew about, I will be relaxed and grounded.

    • @ScarletMagenta
      @ScarletMagenta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I would be relaxed and murdered😂

    • @kaitlyn7621
      @kaitlyn7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha lol

    • @rachelnelson4796
      @rachelnelson4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I nearly told my very Christian parents that I modelled for a nude photo shoot 😅

    • @ScarletMagenta
      @ScarletMagenta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rachelnelson4796 oops 😂

    • @ulilliareinhart3659
      @ulilliareinhart3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that Armin I see 😂👀

  • @samuelkessie399
    @samuelkessie399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    When I heard Lesley can I have a spare cigarette 🚬 I was crying of laughter 😂

  • @striv5546
    @striv5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    "But once upon a time came a wave and I was like, this is mine"
    That was fucking hilarious lmao

  • @indiana9789
    @indiana9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19322

    im worried that if i end up needing the green whistle i will start talking about how attractive most of the lifeguards are...talk about awkward

  • @evanlucas8914
    @evanlucas8914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    For those curious, the green whistle contains methoxyflurane. It was discontinued for use in the US around the 1970s over concerns for kidney damage. Though new tests are being done to see if lower and safer doses can be used in ambulances when they feel the patient is attempting to abuse opiates or if the patient is attempting to avoid opiates because of addiction recovery.

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s actually pretty smart

    • @Belladonna313
      @Belladonna313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would be really good as a recovering addict I worry about what I will do if I ever need painkillers.

    • @Law9652
      @Law9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Different countries have different health standards. Many things are banned around the world that are permitted in the US, and vice versa.

    • @crescentceleste
      @crescentceleste ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah the manufacturer discontinued it in 1999 and then the FDA removed it from the market in 2005. It would be great to see it as an alternative to opiates especially for those struggling with addiction. It's always good to have alternatives in pain management.

    • @kxngmars6527
      @kxngmars6527 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The US FDA lifted their restriction on the Green Whistle in 2018 I believe.

  • @otdtyh
    @otdtyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    “It was the worst case scenario for Peter.”
    Peter, grinning like an idiot.

  • @itsmee2023
    @itsmee2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2709

    "I dont wear thong, thongs are for women"
    **LAUGHS IN BRITISH ENGLISH**

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Australian English you mean

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Cassxowary No, "thongs" in British (proper) English means something very different to "thongs" in Australian English... 😂

    • @pastelpepe
      @pastelpepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@georgina-a British English isn’t the only proper English. Also thongs in Australia mostly refer to sandals

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@pastelpepe I know what it means in Aussie, that was kinda the point I was making...
      Sorry to break it to you, but British English is the original English and, thus, the proper version 😎 Not saying that other countries can't borrow it and variate it, but you can't claim those versions as originals.

    • @julianahebenstreit9722
      @julianahebenstreit9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Borrow? You mean have it forced upon the world by British colonial imperialism?
      Also... thong in modern American is a type of swimsuit or underwear that was named thong because it looks like a thong (which means a thin piece of leather you tie things with)... in Australian it is a type of shoe, which is also named for the design of the shoe being like a thong...might have even used a thong to make a thong shoe at one point....
      So... all of that is actually proper use of the word from its original meaning - thin strip of leather used for fastening.
      ..still no idea what it is in British English because you never said.

  • @tulipanrojo9199
    @tulipanrojo9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    idk why but when someone says to me "relax" i immediately tense up.

    • @officerwaifu6408
      @officerwaifu6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You're probably associating hearing it with stressful situations you've been in🤗 Stay safe!

    • @Julia-vr2iw
      @Julia-vr2iw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha i had the same thing

    • @Sleepless_Bitxh96
      @Sleepless_Bitxh96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It gives me anxiety for some reason 😐

    • @emiliemerrill
      @emiliemerrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tulipán rojo sameeee

    • @user-qt5xg5ju8z
      @user-qt5xg5ju8z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relax

  • @zacsharp8924
    @zacsharp8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    2:18
    Lifeguard - “In the end for Peter it was a worst case scenario”
    Peter- :))))))

    • @Insomniacdream
      @Insomniacdream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man was having the time of his life

  • @hannahxx6699
    @hannahxx6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22226

    does anyone else really want to try the green whistle?

    • @heatherlittle6021
      @heatherlittle6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      hannah xx me 😂😂

    • @abiinnit3942
      @abiinnit3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah

    • @MUTINYBEAST
      @MUTINYBEAST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yup

    • @norabryant4172
      @norabryant4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Me........once a month

    • @vfdrhi5559
      @vfdrhi5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      hannah xx I’ve had it....you feel drank and like your gonna pass out

  • @zapcatz4629
    @zapcatz4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    how to makE A FAMOUS comedian:
    •give a normal person a green whistle.

  • @iridiumSerpent
    @iridiumSerpent 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I cried from laughter when Ollie was like "Oh naughtyyyyyyyyyyyyy" and the paramedics faces

  • @malannamuse612
    @malannamuse612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    “He might’ve been flying a 747 at one stage” I love this show

  • @naruto456431
    @naruto456431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    Lol if I ever need a green whistle I might end up flirting with the lifeguards 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elyssaduffy
      @elyssaduffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      same😭

    • @Lilaakcor
      @Lilaakcor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Probably

    • @KathleenMahaney
      @KathleenMahaney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If I gad the green whistle I would also lol

    • @joanmaesibonga2833
      @joanmaesibonga2833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @naruto456431
      @naruto456431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol who wouldn’t with those sexy lifeguards hahahaha

  • @literallyylexi468
    @literallyylexi468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    ‘I feel selfish, you guys want some?’

  • @Bea-db4bl
    @Bea-db4bl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I am actually so frightened of the green whistle. I say some weird stuff accidentally when I’m sober, I can’t imagine what I’d say while I’m all loopy on gas

    • @Bee-ly4gx
      @Bee-ly4gx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my I was just going to comment me too but then did a double take when I realised that’s not all we have in common, we almost have the same name.

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I went under anesthesia and my mom said "I think you came out as gay? And then immediately asked if there was gravy in your sprite.. " I didn't even remember any of it 😭😭

    • @ZYGTropicals
      @ZYGTropicals ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t worry, You sound like the typical millennial!! It’s not just you!!😆😆😆

  • @jjasb3ar
    @jjasb3ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "4,3,2,1, then slap me in the face, and I'll respect it", ngl this cracked me up

  • @ZeldaFeb
    @ZeldaFeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    12:13 you can tell that guy smokes weed by the way he's inhaling then expecting smoke to come out 😂

    • @sahelamiri2191
      @sahelamiri2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ZeldaFeb 69 likes..... thank me later🤣

    • @chickun8696
      @chickun8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes

    • @issues7894
      @issues7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      452 likes

    • @xitslelex
      @xitslelex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      462

  • @Lucarossi007
    @Lucarossi007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    “Tell the ambulance to take their time.”
    Next scene the ambulance arrives with sirens blaring

  • @mikefriend1514
    @mikefriend1514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    5:50 ‘I went from a 2 to a 10’. Modest and very funny simultaneously!

    • @kellibradley
      @kellibradley ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way he's a 2 😂😂❤

  • @ke8412
    @ke8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    Me: relaxes when they say relax.
    Edit: tysm for the likes

  • @joelikesdonutsxd7138
    @joelikesdonutsxd7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    “Thongs? I don’t wear thongs. Thongs are for women”😂

    • @zaheerahmed2625
      @zaheerahmed2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @joelikesdonutsxd7138
      @joelikesdonutsxd7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At around 13:56

    • @hitthelotto3699
      @hitthelotto3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao why he say thongs

    • @liamharrington1169
      @liamharrington1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@hitthelotto3699 in Australia we call flip flops thongs

    • @licklelilli
      @licklelilli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hitthelotto3699 Because the paramedic is in Australia and is Australian, that's what they call them.

  • @Cartoon-iw8li
    @Cartoon-iw8li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    Anyone else feel really weak when they see a dislocated shoulder

    • @mileyking8054
      @mileyking8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know it like kind of grosses me out😣

    • @grantdavis5627
      @grantdavis5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Makes me want to poke it.

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not that much. Guess it's because I have a pretty good chance of dislocating mine. (I have inherited hypermobility syndrome and currently I injured a finger because of it.)

    • @tauma_the_goat7156
      @tauma_the_goat7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Greg With The Legs Oh god Greg, I wouldn’t do that

    • @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930
      @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cartoon Miracle try a knee

  • @Jamie10248
    @Jamie10248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I’d get the green whistle and immediately start talking about how hot the lifeguards are 😅 how embarrassing that would be

  • @dirtyyogurt1565
    @dirtyyogurt1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    I don’t think even that whistle could cure my period cramps

    • @marcief.8165
      @marcief.8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OMG ME 2 !!! I thought I was gonna die last week on mine !!!!

    • @dirtyyogurt1565
      @dirtyyogurt1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Marcie F. Lol relatable

    • @dirtyyogurt1565
      @dirtyyogurt1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      galaxy 44 Oh shit that’s bad!

    • @Claire07
      @Claire07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m so scared to get mine

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It felt like someone was stabbing me from inside

  • @a.w.3438
    @a.w.3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    My all time fave is 'Once upon a time there was a wave...." --- I find that soooo funny!

    • @xtinevillanueva6386
      @xtinevillanueva6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I feel a little selfish you all want some? "

  • @The-Mov
    @The-Mov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “Tell the ambulance to take their time.” Hopefully that stuff isn’t addictive!

    • @victoriasyverson7490
      @victoriasyverson7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's probably an equivalent to laughing gas

    • @victoriasyverson7490
      @victoriasyverson7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      After some googling it is actually laughing gas/nitrous oxide

    • @susieast450
      @susieast450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, it's pretty similar to nitrous. It's mostly in the deliverance. Nitrous is administered ONLY with oxygen. The whistle administered without. They both can be addictive, but you can't get your hands on either without a prescriber. We don't use the green whistle in the US because the chance of kidney problems are significant even in one use. It's because it is extremely potent. I'd assume the nitrous would be as impotent if it wasn't given with oxygen. I work in the dental field and we use nitrous for extremely anxious patients, not for pain. And sometimes it doesn't get the job done lol

    • @yuranamo
      @yuranamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is non-addictive :)

    • @gabyveronica238
      @gabyveronica238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s very addictive, I’ve had about 10 in my life

  • @pllgreysfostering4518
    @pllgreysfostering4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love that the first guy thanked everyone even tho he was high as fuck, he was raised correct

  • @aprilinaugust99
    @aprilinaugust99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Jethro's green whistle moment makes me laugh every time I see it.

    • @lailacpfc
      @lailacpfc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is the funniest out of them all with or without the green whistle 😭😂I love him😭

  • @_._faerie_._
    @_._faerie_._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Once upon a time came a wave, and I was like “dis is mine”

  • @Phrog.82
    @Phrog.82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I love the Canadian guy "I don't wear thongs, those a for women!" 😂 He thought they meant the underwear 😂💀

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also for gay men

    • @flowerpower8722
      @flowerpower8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did you see the disgusted way he looked at the ambo.

    • @fairwitness7473
      @fairwitness7473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait, if thong doesn't only mean underwear or bikini.. what else would it mean??? !!

    • @abbiefinnerty5242
      @abbiefinnerty5242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@fairwitness7473 in Australia i think its flip-flops

    • @georgemurison4949
      @georgemurison4949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fairwitness7473 yeah, here in America thong is the older version of saying flip flops. Nobody calls them that now, though

  • @Basiroma
    @Basiroma 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The guy with the dislocated arm. That lady who popped it back in is amazing at her job. Never seen a procedure so smooth.

  • @ItzMxsticTV
    @ItzMxsticTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Whenever the ambulance shows up i worry about hospital costs for them.... but then i realize

    • @slatetab
      @slatetab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Oh my god I kept wondering how they charge for defibrillators and green whistles. America is a nightmare 😭

    • @ellesworldwonders
      @ellesworldwonders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I would rather die on a street corner and not ride an ambulance, over my family going bankrupt over riding the "WEEH 🚑WOOH" truck.

    • @Kat-yv1yq
      @Kat-yv1yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Areli Patino Thats terrifying. Jesus. Nobody should be concerned about the cost of calling an ambulance ://

    • @ellesworldwonders
      @ellesworldwonders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Kat-yv1yq Yeah, theres been times where people have a emergency and would do same thing as me😕🤷‍♀️

    • @guyrose2350
      @guyrose2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If they don’t have travel insurance they’d still probs have some out of pocket. And if an Aussie doesn’t have ambo insurance ($10 a year or something) they have to cover the costs of the ambo.

  • @crimson6031
    @crimson6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Funny phrases:
    ooOOOoOOooOooH lesleyyyy.. do you want a spare cigarette...?
    Just keep suckin on that whistle.
    This is yooo captain spekiiing...!
    Parramatta eel..!

    • @KristieKabahyashi
      @KristieKabahyashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t forget the “once upon a time...” lol

    • @elisa_nelso
      @elisa_nelso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is parramatta eel mean I’m lost??

    • @preciouswe9844
      @preciouswe9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U forgot : "I don't wear thongs, thongs are for women"

    • @mightypies4
      @mightypies4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @onelpeiris
    @onelpeiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    ""I don't wear thongs, thongs are for women?"
    *looks up at paramedic confused* LMAOO

    • @audegau5090
      @audegau5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That bit is precious !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colleen31
    @colleen31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I've watched this episode many times but never get tired of how hilarious Jethro is, when high off the GREEN WHISTLE! LOL

  • @rayray8639
    @rayray8639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    "Straight off to the Insane asylum" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryley3593
    @ryley3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    *Paramedic* : "Do you wear thongs?"
    *Guy who dislocated his shoulder* : "No, thongs are for women"
    Lmao I thought he was sexist but he was talking about the underwear 😬😂

  • @florianbates614
    @florianbates614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Why is it that when you watch one episode, you can’t stop? 😂

    • @thebestever42
      @thebestever42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve watched 3 seasons now

    • @vanessaruiz4705
      @vanessaruiz4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9 months after your comment I still havent got an answer. I even watch episodes that I had already watched.

    • @murihiku
      @murihiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's because Bondi Rescue is the green whistle of tv shows.

    • @masonslie1146
      @masonslie1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a good show

  • @mollygeib8515
    @mollygeib8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It makes me happy that they ask if they're allergic to anything. I've been in situations as such and nearly died from a allergic reaction

  • @annabelleghilks5760
    @annabelleghilks5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    14:01 ‘I don’t wear thongs, thongs are for ✨WoMeN✨’
    I love this so much

  • @Savpai
    @Savpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I remember when my sister accidentally broke a classmates leg by sliding into it during a football sesh, paramedics gave the dude some green whistle and he was swearing his head off at the principal, funniest shit ever lmao. Green whistle can make things so much more interesting sometimes haha

    • @zesolodar
      @zesolodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your lucky when people on my football team dislocated their shoulder they put them back in the ambulance, had them bite on a towel and the trainer just did a 1,2 snap

  • @Pothead2005
    @Pothead2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "after 2 legendary green whistles pete cant seem to relax his shoulder"

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love the one dude who tried it was like " nah nah the ambulances can take their time im good with this " and proceeded to get high af

  • @carys7417
    @carys7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    ‘Once upon a time there was a wave, and it was mine’ ahahah

  • @criminalferret9465
    @criminalferret9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I love Bondi Beach and all but I am NEVER going.
    I like my shoulders as they are...

    • @seanandersen4714
      @seanandersen4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It doesn’t happen to everyone u onow

    • @samwallace9387
      @samwallace9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have been there it's amazing😀you really should go😉

    • @morganabner9454
      @morganabner9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Criminal Ferret lol

    • @noafederer9981
      @noafederer9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been there and it's great

    • @lilfry_lol4681
      @lilfry_lol4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanandersen4714 yes but its happens often so theres a high chamce it would happen to them

  • @kqkqkqkqk4060
    @kqkqkqkqk4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    harries: you would be the most gorgeous flight attendant
    jethro: I should've been a flight attendant ✨

  • @123ABC8174
    @123ABC8174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how everyone who tries the green whistle, is trying to drink the green whistle after like 3 puffs lol

  • @commandingofficer4693
    @commandingofficer4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    No one:
    Bondi rescue: making quarantine bearable
    Edit: wow, 500 likes! Am I on the green whistle?

  • @miles2237
    @miles2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    If they hit me with morphine just after I finished hitting the green whistle... I could be completely alone and still asking Leslie for cigs.

  • @christine._w0760
    @christine._w0760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “i don’t wear thongs, thongs are for women” I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😂 14:00

    • @ell7940
      @ell7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thx for the timestamp :)

  • @lachlanzaldivia4449
    @lachlanzaldivia4449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:30 "Lucky? Jeezus my lucky day!" Had me rolling

  • @ihasgamer7877
    @ihasgamer7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4782

    The green whistle is basically legal weed

    • @ashleyedits2707
      @ashleyedits2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Agreed

    • @mirandaclarke7946
      @mirandaclarke7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Sorry my dude but weed doesn’t do that.

    • @gabyveronica238
      @gabyveronica238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Far from weed, it’s actually a low dose anaesthetic that only last fir about 20mins and your back to normal, it’s pretty much the stuff that they use to put you to sleep just lower dose

    • @allimae8184
      @allimae8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea true

    • @ScullCandy56
      @ScullCandy56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@gabyveronica238 and its use is banned in every country except UK, NZ, AU and some 3rd world countries

  • @callumw8922
    @callumw8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    14:26 "one legs like curved and the other legs just fine so i think it is broken" get this man a job

    • @mesteme
      @mesteme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Australia's Health Minister 😀

  • @meltheconehead
    @meltheconehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “this is your CAPTAINNN speaking” gotta love jethro💗

  • @simsy1997
    @simsy1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “Slap me in the face” 🤣

  • @TaRa_K
    @TaRa_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Jessie: *"I went from about a 2 to a 10, by the end of it...."*
    Me: *pssssht, dude... your a 10 from beginning to end!!!* 🤩

  • @motoistic5954
    @motoistic5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    They're so careful with those dislocated shoulders, here in The Netherlands they just give you 2 paracetamols and a good yoink on your arm and you're good to go

    • @syl607
      @syl607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ja

    • @notimportant3932
      @notimportant3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ive never seen such concern over lil dislocation like they do here.

    • @genericusername4206
      @genericusername4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@notimportant3932 cuz these are tourists and theyre responsible for paying if they fuck up

    • @cluelesss2359
      @cluelesss2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD so true, is what they did when I had my shoulder dislocated

    • @kaitlyn7621
      @kaitlyn7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

  • @JesusChrist-vu2gh
    @JesusChrist-vu2gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When I dislocated my knee I was on the green whistle lying in a field in Ireland and I really have to say it was brilliant 😂😂 would highly recommend it

  • @dusty_playz2783
    @dusty_playz2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2773

    america: lmao heres 3 Panadol lmao that will be like sheee maybe under $500
    australia: yo wanna get high...... lmfao imagine paying

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Usa* and if you’re a local or have travel insurance

    • @ScullCandy56
      @ScullCandy56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      actually morphine costs $1/10ml vial and these green whistles cost $12 for the plastic whistle and $20 per vial of methoxyflurane that goes into it making these green whistles exponentially more expensive than anything given in the US and not nearly as effective. Also the green whistle causes liver damage at the doses high enough to cause pain relief which is why its banned in every country but NZ, AU, and UK where its still used for some reason but to be expected because those old British colonies and Britain itself particularly use outdated medications and techniques the rest of the world has left behind.

    • @dandandandan9713
      @dandandandan9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ScullCandy56 bismillah is u a doctor or smth lol haha

    • @ScullCandy56
      @ScullCandy56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dandandandan9713 I have my PharmD so technically yes

    • @dusty_playz2783
      @dusty_playz2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ScullCandy56 yeah but im talking about free health care like in america the patient has to pay but in australia we pay a tiny amount of tax and the people who need it get it for free

  • @pietro1441
    @pietro1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Am I the only one who got this on recommended and started watching all the videos???

    • @aoibhe4900
      @aoibhe4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope that happened to me to 😂

    • @motttta
      @motttta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. There are millions of people on TH-cam

    • @catrinafischer6192
      @catrinafischer6192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got the lost kids one

  • @mitchangelucci1354
    @mitchangelucci1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “As if you’re smoking” instantly starts smoking it like a bong rip 💀😂

    • @sweeetly
      @sweeetly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yea his voice even went a bit squeeky LOL

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's funny how the life guards in Australia can legally get you high as a kite and no one thinks about it twice

  • @zackaryschneider8652
    @zackaryschneider8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    americans at the beach: *drowns
    australians at the beach: *breaks spine and fractures every bone in their arm
    Not to be that guy. But thank you all for all these likes. I’ve never once had this. Thank you!

    • @elisabeth9951
      @elisabeth9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      /Midoriya entered the chat

    • @yolandadeholes
      @yolandadeholes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elisabeth9951 lmao

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I-

    • @ameliapyle3329
      @ameliapyle3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is This so true

    • @Sky-ht6tv
      @Sky-ht6tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which is worse though

  • @okcool9672
    @okcool9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "I feel a little bit selfish do ya'll want some?" HAHA 12:33

    • @emeossi
      @emeossi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Corona be like: Oh hell no

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine this would be me, just like: Oh, this is good. You blokes want any?

  • @sashimi.cloud_r6s93
    @sashimi.cloud_r6s93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Anyone else reckon if one of the lifeguards has a hard day it like oi gimmi a bit of the green whistle

    • @melissabarranti188
      @melissabarranti188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh so you think there all drugies do ya now hmm 🤔 do ya 🤨 huh? Hmm very interesting 🧐 JK just teasing

  • @dakotawible9617
    @dakotawible9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:39 My man Chiefen it like a full ass blunt

  • @thatbasicgirl4431
    @thatbasicgirl4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    My mom said once before: “ after you give birth there is no pain that is a 10 anymore” babababahahahahahaha

    • @hailerishere_6330
      @hailerishere_6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My mom literally says the same thing lmao

    • @susieast450
      @susieast450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It is 100% true lol My first son, I didn't get any pain medicine because I wasn't progressing fast enough, although my contractions were strong and hard. After 8 hours of it, I'd accepted that i was going to die, because that's how it feels. Your body can only take so much crippling pain before your heart will give out. After 10 hours, he was coming out finally, but I was delirious and hyperventilating and lost touch with reality at that point lol. It's funny now, but then I was sure they were going to let me die. Waaay back in the day, women died in childbirth when the baby would get stuck and mom's body would give up. It's the absolute worst pain you can ever imagine. BUT, everyone feels pain differently. My best friend gave birth without pain meds and was just fine. I was like whaaat?? Let that be a lesson before you think about having babies okay 😉❤

    • @TV-sq5sk
      @TV-sq5sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      From what I understand it is widely accepted that burning alive is the most painful thing a person can experience, but child birth is the second most painful thing. Praise to all the females that have gone through pregnancy and child birth.

    • @zoidberg945
      @zoidberg945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially when an episiotomy is done.

    • @scottishastronomer
      @scottishastronomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TV-sq5sk I have a very rare condition that is the worst form of chronic pain known to medical science. It's nicknamed "Man on Fire" or "Burning Man" syndrome because it feels the way the name suggests. It's like burning to death. Believe me, it's beyond the worst pain you can imagine. So, I imagine that burning alive is the most painful way to die.

  • @brooklynwalker7608
    @brooklynwalker7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “Once upon a time came a wave” had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Serenity113
    @Serenity113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    While this is funny, I'm just fascinated how Jill the paramedic popped that shoulder back in. That was so cool.

    • @MrAnperm
      @MrAnperm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean "Leslie"

    • @Falcaograve
      @Falcaograve 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAnperm XD

  • @tyla2185
    @tyla2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THE LAUGH AFTER “Parramatta Eel” IM DYINGG

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mouse laughing like a seal... when you spend so much time in/around water you start laughing like the wildlife...

  • @C4GPU
    @C4GPU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "What's your name"
    -"Lachy"
    -"Jesus, it must be my lucky day"

    • @CPunicorn
      @CPunicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💜💜💜💜💜