I just got super sick over the weekend, and i've been watching your videos a bunch cause you make me laugh, and i feel a lot better now (: Thanks Toby Joe Turner. You're freakin awesome.
I love how Toby picks up a Golden Apple but when he see's the iron shovel he's like "He dropped an iron shovel. That's kind of awesome!" and totally ignores the apple. >.
toby:"im allergic to everything outside, and thats why i dont go out there." me: "i thought you said that somone told you the world is being taken over by zombies and thats why you dont go outside!"
Toby, it doesn't look like a sword because it's a pre-stone age weapon. You'll see they look more like swords as you get better materials to make the tools with.
i've watched a lot of lp's in my life, most of them are kinda boring... but i stayed with toby cause there is something different in his lps, FUN. They are not about the game itself like the other lps out there, they are about laughing your ass off with toby. I fucking love you dude, you make me laugh every day.
KING TOBUSCUS!!! YOU NEED THE AWESOME BOOK THAT KNOWS EVERY SH*T IN MINECRAFT!!!! GET 4 PAPERS, 4 BOOKS AND 1 CRAFTING TABLE!!! THEN CRAFT ALL THE 9 TOGETHER!!!!
I don't really care which world Toby plays, or if he even plays a new one each episode, as long as he keeps playing and adding his awesome commentary! XD I even watch his other play through videos for his comments even though I don't even care about the game itself. ^^
@RaciePSB No the xp are the different coloured bubbles that make tinkling noises when collected, like a bell. I don't have this mod so I have NO idea what those gold circles are, but I'm relatively sure they aren't xp, could be wrong though.
@RaciePSB nah the circles with a ring around them are exp, but the oval gold things are gold coins, cos when he goes onto the invertory, the gold coin count up the top changes
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Little did he know, that the "Rino" was his hippy friend from the river...
"I'm a full-grown man and I'm punching a rat."
That was HILARIOUS. That one sentence made my night.
i sneezed during the video he blessed me!!!
I don't know why but whenever I'm sick or sad,you'r voice makes me very happy and I feel better.
He finally killed the scorpion!!!!
"Alright Green safety bird , i'm going to follow you my friend , i follow you far , not far , i'm done , done following" XD laugh so hard
I HATE THIS LAND I LOVE WORLDBUSCAS FIXED BETTER THAN THIS ONE
LOL "I dig a grave inside your FACE!" made me laugh my ass off. Best part of this episode by far.
AWESOME TOBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx for your awesome vids love ya toby
I just got super sick over the weekend, and i've been watching your videos a bunch cause you make me laugh, and i feel a lot better now (: Thanks Toby Joe Turner. You're freakin awesome.
I meant to add that I have now addicted my 14 yr old, 10 yr old and 4 yr old to Toby Turner and all of your channels. We think you're awesome :)
I love how Toby picks up a Golden Apple but when he see's the iron shovel he's like "He dropped an iron shovel. That's kind of awesome!" and totally ignores the apple. >.
The scorpion was the cat's friend like before and it was tormenting Toby in advance for his future misdeeds to the cat. WHOA.
I love how he said "AH MINECRAFT, good god I just screamed minecraft as an exclamation"
the skeletons coming in the cave with the lighting behind them with the rain looked really cool.
*sees werewolf*
"is that a donkey?!?!"
few seconds later.
"is that a rhino?!?!"
I just watched the Q&A you did Toby, and I have a new found respect for you man, keep it up!
8:57 "go to your job dude, go to your nine to five" xDDDDDDD
Good thing I remember things from when I was drunk or I'd be confused lol
When he was killing the werewolf all i could think of was nova screaming "is that a golden weapon?!?!"
"I'm a full grown man punching a rat 50 time"
Lol Toby your funny as hell
8:39 it looks like the chicken actually tried to help xD
Every time something exiting happens I'm gonna yell out "MINECRAFT!" now because of Toby :D
"Kingdom somebody elses'...cus..." Had me laughing so hard... uscus....
"I dig a grave inside your face!!" funniest line ever ^^
"I dig a grave inside your FACE!"
That needs to become a t-shirt too. XD
Is that a donkey! Is that a donkey!
No.
8:40 That chicken is panicking haha.
i'm pretty sure i have watched all the minecraft videos 4 or 5 times apiece... i never tire of toby.
"I kill you with my shovel!"
I want that on a t-shirt LOL
"ah ah ah ah what the hell!?!?! is that a donkey!?!?" i almost died.
"he dropped an iron shovel... thats awesome" *hovers over golden apple* facepalm
toby:"im allergic to everything outside, and thats why i dont go out there."
me: "i thought you said that somone told you the world is being taken over by zombies and thats why you dont go outside!"
In the 1400's, it was known as KINGDOMBUSCUS. In 2011, it's known as FORTBUSCUS. Long live BUSCUS!
8:30 Being mauled by a werewolf; asks a chicken for help.
Silly TB, you don't go at werewolves with wooden swords, you do that with vampires!
"Imma dig a GRAVE inside yo FACE!" beats "come at me bro" any day.
"Im allergic to everything outside so like i dont go there,outside you know i dont do that.
LOL TOBY
Hey Buscus, remember from the first episode you wanted a battle axe? Well, you should be happy, the stone sword looks like a battle axe.
the lightning combined with the warewolf made it very dramatic.
The specific mod for these quests and villages is 'Tale of Kingdoms', folks.
Toby: If you sneezed during this video, bless you.
Me(2 seconds after video finishes): ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: oh for cluck's sake!
I DIG A GRAVE INSIDE YO FACE!
Best line in the whole damn series, right there. :D
2 scorpions a rat and a WEREWOLF?!?!?! They ganged up on him.
You are so impressed with the iron shovel that you miss the golden apple
No joke, I was laughing so hard that I start wheezing.
the awkward moment when u gotta sneeze when toby says he gots to sneeze
The chicken can't help you because it's a chicken.
See, look what i did there XD
Donkey turning into a rhino? Wow, you can come up with the most random shit, just to describe a werewolf.
only toby will run into a fight against a werewolf with a wooden sword and think he's fighting a donkey.
Toby:No quest in progress? Yeah I don't like to get stuff done.
Me: 0.o you don't say.
lol
When Toby yelled Ima kill you with my shovel I lol'd so hard!
Because it didn't work at this point. Kept saving chunks until A Troubled Artist built him a new one from scratch.
Okay, Toby. This is just for future reference. You need wood to harvest stone, stone to harvest iron, and iron to harvest everything else
revenge of the animals is what this episode is all about
Remember the hobo that watched you attempt to kill the scorpion? He didn't find it amusing.
LOL. The double death made my night!
Toby, it doesn't look like a sword because it's a pre-stone age weapon. You'll see they look more like swords as you get better materials to make the tools with.
i've watched a lot of lp's in my life, most of them are kinda boring... but i stayed with toby cause there is something different in his lps, FUN. They are not about the game itself like the other lps out there, they are about laughing your ass off with toby.
I fucking love you dude, you make me laugh every day.
7:11 is it just me or did the thunder come on at just the right time
are you immortal??? as immortal scorpions hanging out in the background lol 8:56
i love how he talks to EVERYTHING in the game!
''IS THAT A RHINO NOW?! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL IT'S EATING MY CORPS!''
9:10, the immortal scorpion gets it's revenge. So does the rat
"is that a iron shovel?" says toby. guess he didn't see THE FRICKIN GOLDEN APPLE!!!!!
oh toby
Epic Skeleton Ambush! 7:10
Toby, when you're about to sneeze...tap your knee three times..it works for me everytiime
"Omg I'm a grown man punching a rat 50 times" XDDD
i started watching this video, paused started cleaning sneezed 3 times then started watching again. SO F***ING CLOSE DAMIT
Lightning is always there, regardless of mod or t pack. In fact, if lightning strikes a pig, it turns into a zombie pigman
I miss five episodes, and you're suddenly off fighting werewolves and scorpions?! What the hell did I miss?!
2014, and I still never sneezed during his videos. I must be his most worthless Sub. ever !
TOBY, you can use a furnace to burn WOOD and get charcoal if you are in need of coal. You can make torches with that too
KING TOBUSCUS!!!
YOU NEED THE AWESOME BOOK THAT KNOWS EVERY SH*T IN MINECRAFT!!!!
GET 4 PAPERS, 4 BOOKS AND 1 CRAFTING TABLE!!!
THEN CRAFT ALL THE 9 TOGETHER!!!!
Looks like the Cat boss has started hiring werewolves
I know he can't hear me, and I'm not a time traveler, but STAY AWAY FROM THE FREAKING WEREWOLF TOBY!
I don't really care which world Toby plays, or if he even plays a new one each episode, as long as he keeps playing and adding his awesome commentary! XD I even watch his other play through videos for his comments even though I don't even care about the game itself. ^^
LOL the hippy and immortal scorpion came back
The difficulty is hard? *sniff I'm so proud of you, Toby.
7:03 " Ima bird.." :D
The last episode should be Universe Buscus :3 but of course this series will never end
hehe toby looks like your chicken friend chickened out 8:29
Toby, Turn on death waypoints in the minimap that way when you get owned by stuff it will mark where you died so you can get your stuff back!
that...thing just dropped a...golden apple.
that werewolf was the 'dirty hippy ' in the lake xD
@RaciePSB No the xp are the different coloured bubbles that make tinkling noises when collected, like a bell. I don't have this mod so I have NO idea what those gold circles are, but I'm relatively sure they aren't xp, could be wrong though.
when ur about to sneeze it helps to plug ur nose for a minute
"I killed you wiht my shovel!! I dug a grave in your face!!" haha
if toby sneezes, he's gonna have to bless himself by watching his own video
This was uploaded on my birthday. yay finally
7:11 - EPIC SKELETONS
I SNEEZED NEAR THE END. I have finally been blessed. YESSSS
GOLDEN APPLE? WHAT THE HELL IS EZIO DOING IN MINECRAFT? YES MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN.
I tried to yawn' but I couldn't cuz I was laughing so hard!
these mods are more awesome than a goat riding an eagle!
@RaciePSB nah the circles with a ring around them are exp, but the oval gold things are gold coins, cos when he goes onto the invertory, the gold coin count up the top changes
when toby said i gotta sneeze, i sneezed!!! finally i sneezed in his video!!!
I got an add saying all I want for Christmas is Tobuscus
toby is like a giant child, a giant fun awesome child. And oh my god its raining outside just like in this video
Am I a terrible person that what give's me the most joy in life is seeing toby die in video games?