Minecraft - RHINOCEROS FAIL

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  • @Domarius64
    @Domarius64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Little did he know, that the "Rino" was his hippy friend from the river...

  • @helloimellieful
    @helloimellieful 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just got super sick over the weekend, and i've been watching your videos a bunch cause you make me laugh, and i feel a lot better now (: Thanks Toby Joe Turner. You're freakin awesome.

  • @ron787
    @ron787 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i sneezed during the video he blessed me!!!

  • @NaoemiChan
    @NaoemiChan 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm a full-grown man and I'm punching a rat."
    That was HILARIOUS. That one sentence made my night.

  • @itslaurenbiches8217
    @itslaurenbiches8217 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He finally killed the scorpion!!!!

  • @xmaliciax
    @xmaliciax 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I meant to add that I have now addicted my 14 yr old, 10 yr old and 4 yr old to Toby Turner and all of your channels. We think you're awesome :)

  • @natmatthews5005
    @natmatthews5005 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I HATE THIS LAND I LOVE WORLDBUSCAS FIXED BETTER THAN THIS ONE

  • @emilyrose6685
    @emilyrose6685 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why but whenever I'm sick or sad,you'r voice makes me very happy and I feel better.

  • @blogdog78
    @blogdog78 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AWESOME TOBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx for your awesome vids love ya toby

  • @buenogoodlive
    @buenogoodlive 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched the Q&A you did Toby, and I have a new found respect for you man, keep it up!

  • @LesPaulBJJ
    @LesPaulBJJ 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @RaciePSB No the xp are the different coloured bubbles that make tinkling noises when collected, like a bell. I don't have this mod so I have NO idea what those gold circles are, but I'm relatively sure they aren't xp, could be wrong though.

  • @Daniela-lf3hx
    @Daniela-lf3hx 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that werewolf was the 'dirty hippy ' in the lake xD

  • @AllisonIceGirl
    @AllisonIceGirl 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL "I dig a grave inside your FACE!" made me laugh my ass off. Best part of this episode by far.

  • @OfficialLucky13
    @OfficialLucky13 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm pretty sure i have watched all the minecraft videos 4 or 5 times apiece... i never tire of toby.

  • @sevenfoldismDrummer1
    @sevenfoldismDrummer1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Alright Green safety bird , i'm going to follow you my friend , i follow you far , not far , i'm done , done following" XD laugh so hard

  • @Amaquieria
    @Amaquieria 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't really care which world Toby plays, or if he even plays a new one each episode, as long as he keeps playing and adding his awesome commentary! XD I even watch his other play through videos for his comments even though I don't even care about the game itself. ^^

  • @Peacima
    @Peacima 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Toby picks up a Golden Apple but when he see's the iron shovel he's like "He dropped an iron shovel. That's kind of awesome!" and totally ignores the apple. >.

  • @emmaajinn
    @emmaajinn 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @RaciePSB nah the circles with a ring around them are exp, but the oval gold things are gold coins, cos when he goes onto the invertory, the gold coin count up the top changes

  • @XxUNDEADSOLIDERx
    @XxUNDEADSOLIDERx 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the skeletons coming in the cave with the lighting behind them with the rain looked really cool.

  • @97slipstream
    @97slipstream 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The scorpion was the cat's friend like before and it was tormenting Toby in advance for his future misdeeds to the cat. WHOA.

  • @unheardzero
    @unheardzero 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:57 "go to your job dude, go to your nine to five" xDDDDDDD

  • @willye7208
    @willye7208 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Buscus, remember from the first episode you wanted a battle axe? Well, you should be happy, the stone sword looks like a battle axe.

  • @Shizuko_Swiftail
    @Shizuko_Swiftail 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, Toby. This is just for future reference. You need wood to harvest stone, stone to harvest iron, and iron to harvest everything else

  • @Rurick200217
    @Rurick200217 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've watched a lot of lp's in my life, most of them are kinda boring... but i stayed with toby cause there is something different in his lps, FUN. They are not about the game itself like the other lps out there, they are about laughing your ass off with toby.
    I fucking love you dude, you make me laugh every day.

  • @therealstarling
    @therealstarling 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time something exiting happens I'm gonna yell out "MINECRAFT!" now because of Toby :D

  • @Oracle_Plays
    @Oracle_Plays 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:40 That chicken is panicking haha.

  • @TorpeAlex
    @TorpeAlex 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The specific mod for these quests and villages is 'Tale of Kingdoms', folks.

  • @10morgan3
    @10morgan3 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    toby:"im allergic to everything outside, and thats why i dont go out there."
    me: "i thought you said that somone told you the world is being taken over by zombies and thats why you dont go outside!"

  • @CkakyB
    @CkakyB 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    TOBY, you can use a furnace to burn WOOD and get charcoal if you are in need of coal. You can make torches with that too

  • @TheLordDro
    @TheLordDro 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby, it doesn't look like a sword because it's a pre-stone age weapon. You'll see they look more like swords as you get better materials to make the tools with.

  • @GameGlitchersNZ
    @GameGlitchersNZ 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he was killing the werewolf all i could think of was nova screaming "is that a golden weapon?!?!"

  • @Slyrody1
    @Slyrody1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @aardapel112 im not exactly sure on the texture pack, but its like a yogsbox. so you can look through that and tell.

  • @otakumaloney2751
    @otakumaloney2751 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he said "AH MINECRAFT, good god I just screamed minecraft as an exclamation"

  • @PurgatoryOni
    @PurgatoryOni 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    *sees werewolf*
    "is that a donkey?!?!"
    few seconds later.
    "is that a rhino?!?!"

  • @XellosMetallumVT
    @XellosMetallumVT 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby, Turn on death waypoints in the minimap that way when you get owned by stuff it will mark where you died so you can get your stuff back!

  • @dr4gonia
    @dr4gonia 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I dig a grave inside your face!!" funniest line ever ^^

  • @linkpwns13
    @linkpwns13 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I DIG A GRAVE INSIDE YO FACE!
    Best line in the whole damn series, right there. :D

  • @silence_take
    @silence_take 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I dig a grave inside your FACE!"
    That needs to become a t-shirt too. XD

  • @shadowstorm131
    @shadowstorm131 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how he talks to EVERYTHING in the game!

  • @TheEvilTrafficCone
    @TheEvilTrafficCone 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss five episodes, and you're suddenly off fighting werewolves and scorpions?! What the hell did I miss?!

  • @legoagent12
    @legoagent12 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the 1400's, it was known as KINGDOMBUSCUS. In 2011, it's known as FORTBUSCUS. Long live BUSCUS!

  • @MaganmashFlutefighter
    @MaganmashFlutefighter 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Silly TB, you don't go at werewolves with wooden swords, you do that with vampires!

  • @killar55
    @killar55 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Kingdom somebody elses'...cus..." Had me laughing so hard... uscus....

  • @HJcore
    @HJcore 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm a full grown man punching a rat 50 time"
    Lol Toby your funny as hell

  • @Bobobidobo2
    @Bobobidobo2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because it didn't work at this point. Kept saving chunks until A Troubled Artist built him a new one from scratch.

  • @thisisafakenamel0lz
    @thisisafakenamel0lz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @DreamingDaylight, the glowing thing was thegolden apple

  • @msweetmusic1
    @msweetmusic1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL. The double death made my night!

  • @TheKevinBio
    @TheKevinBio 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I kill you with my shovel!"
    I want that on a t-shirt LOL

  • @Gremster9
    @Gremster9 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:39 it looks like the chicken actually tried to help xD

  • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
    @DarkLordLinkOfficial 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so impressed with the iron shovel that you miss the golden apple

  • @r.h.8504
    @r.h.8504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good thing I remember things from when I was drunk or I'd be confused lol

  • @Balin_James
    @Balin_James 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the lightning combined with the warewolf made it very dramatic.

  • @xPerry23x
    @xPerry23x 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ah ah ah ah what the hell!?!?! is that a donkey!?!?" i almost died.

  • @pazz
    @pazz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    only toby will run into a fight against a werewolf with a wooden sword and think he's fighting a donkey.

  • @Victim815
    @Victim815 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The difficulty is hard? *sniff I'm so proud of you, Toby.

  • @gobales84
    @gobales84 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby:No quest in progress? Yeah I don't like to get stuff done.
    Me: 0.o you don't say.
    lol

  • @destroya21
    @destroya21 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I SNEEZED NEAR THE END. I have finally been blessed. YESSSS

  • @EDxAto3
    @EDxAto3 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last episode should be Universe Buscus :3 but of course this series will never end

  • @BlowNavy
    @BlowNavy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby: If you sneezed during this video, bless you.
    Me(2 seconds after video finishes): ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Me: oh for cluck's sake!

  • @SkyRoza
    @SkyRoza 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was uploaded on my birthday. yay finally

  • @poker158149
    @poker158149 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remember the hobo that watched you attempt to kill the scorpion? He didn't find it amusing.

  • @JuMpInGFunGEE
    @JuMpInGFunGEE 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "he dropped an iron shovel... thats awesome" *hovers over golden apple* facepalm

  • @ClumsyWeen
    @ClumsyWeen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that a donkey! Is that a donkey!

  • @ioannbauer6942
    @ioannbauer6942 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    revenge of the animals is what this episode is all about

  • @827adrian
    @827adrian 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lightning is always there, regardless of mod or t pack. In fact, if lightning strikes a pig, it turns into a zombie pigman

  • @TheLastGamer2012
    @TheLastGamer2012 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Im allergic to everything outside so like i dont go there,outside you know i dont do that.
    LOL TOBY

  • @fubukifangirl
    @fubukifangirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No joke, I was laughing so hard that I start wheezing.

  • @natassiac.7051
    @natassiac.7051 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2014, and I still never sneezed during his videos. I must be his most worthless Sub. ever !

  • @Kawaiimamegomacharms
    @Kawaiimamegomacharms 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @DeathnoteBB I was pretty sure i was right .Sorry just trying to help Toby.Merry Christmas

  • @Ishredtildead
    @Ishredtildead 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    are you immortal??? as immortal scorpions hanging out in the background lol 8:56

  • @bunbao.
    @bunbao. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone know the mod where he has that little compass map in the corner? Thank you!

    • @ralph1234562
      @ralph1234562 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The name of the mod is Rei's Minimap

    • @bunbao.
      @bunbao. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh thank you!

  • @Madman87587
    @Madman87587 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donkey turning into a rhino? Wow, you can come up with the most random shit, just to describe a werewolf.

  • @xxsteviexx1000
    @xxsteviexx1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    tobygames will awase be my favorite gameplay artist
    because cmon
    one could say hes more epic than the word epic which means HE IS THE LORD-LORD HE CAN SWING HIS SWORD!

  • @mutterhound
    @mutterhound 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't catch my breath .... hhhhgfihgkjfdhgfdhf the last minute .... I laughed me head off. Oh Toby I love you man. You can make the worst day into the best one.

  • @FreddieFan3000
    @FreddieFan3000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Emily Rose ikr! A while ago I was so sick with the flu and I watched a bunch of his videos and I felt awesome.

  • @fubukifangirl
    @fubukifangirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite episode.

  • @EmmaLee117
    @EmmaLee117 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Imma dig a GRAVE inside yo FACE!" beats "come at me bro" any day.

  • @chloeteddymax
    @chloeteddymax 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:11 is it just me or did the thunder come on at just the right time

  • @ilovecodemonkeys
    @ilovecodemonkeys 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Toby yelled Ima kill you with my shovel I lol'd so hard!

  • @Ghostgirlslovestorie
    @Ghostgirlslovestorie 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The chicken can't help you because it's a chicken.
    See, look what i did there XD

  • @kellycooper201
    @kellycooper201 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh god this is DA BEST vid u made....FUN FEST OF KILLERS!! >:3 The only thing that could make it better was a creeper xD

  • @colter306
    @colter306 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:03 " Ima bird.." :D

  • @BakBro1945
    @BakBro1945 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    if toby sneezes, he's gonna have to bless himself by watching his own video

  • @yamaniwallace
    @yamaniwallace 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "is that a iron shovel?" says toby. guess he didn't see THE FRICKIN GOLDEN APPLE!!!!!
    oh toby

  • @Greeny336
    @Greeny336 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you burn a wood on A furnace you will get charcoal and you can use that on top of a stick to get a torch

  • @luciesgondor
    @luciesgondor 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an add saying all I want for Christmas is Tobuscus

  • @sabbypunk
    @sabbypunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @cloud16sword he is using the yogbox which is made by the yogscast people and is basically a mod with all the mods in the video in it

  • @chubbybunny627
    @chubbybunny627 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:30 Being mauled by a werewolf; asks a chicken for help.

  • @imObvioslycrazy
    @imObvioslycrazy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @locoandbaby actually any item works but a gold sword is the only effective weapon

  • @tkgrant7
    @tkgrant7 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I a terrible person that what give's me the most joy in life is seeing toby die in video games?

  • @XxitztedsterxX
    @XxitztedsterxX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that...thing just dropped a...golden apple.

  • @gambit7775
    @gambit7775 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somebody Help! Its 1:39 AM and yesterday i was up til 3AM and the day before i was up til 2AM and the day before i was up til 3AM and im tired but i cant stop watching Tobuscus

  • @Domenicomn
    @Domenicomn 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    hehe toby looks like your chicken friend chickened out 8:29

  • @XxMcMinersxX
    @XxMcMinersxX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL the hippy and immortal scorpion came back

  • @lembleyplays
    @lembleyplays 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @superflex64 Yeah, the dirty hippy from the previous episode was, the werewolf in human form. They scream really funny if you hit them as people. They say something like "You're hurting me!" or something like that. I'm playing this game on my channel too!

  • @dominicvoelkl5236
    @dominicvoelkl5236 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 scorpions a rat and a WEREWOLF?!?!?! They ganged up on him.

  • @patrickwilliams5940
    @patrickwilliams5940 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i started watching this video, paused started cleaning sneezed 3 times then started watching again. SO F***ING CLOSE DAMIT

  • @TheBlondealchemist
    @TheBlondealchemist 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I killed you wiht my shovel!! I dug a grave in your face!!" haha

  • @johnnysantoro7027
    @johnnysantoro7027 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What's your donkey deal?" Lmao!!!!

  • @shamrock034
    @shamrock034 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toby, when you're about to sneeze...tap your knee three times..it works for me everytiime