@@SergioGonzalez-jc5tq Sorry, but that's not a gladius. (A gladius is a latin word for a sword used by ancient roman foot soldiers). This here is actually a xiphos.
"Ooooohhhh, Altiar,Ezio,Ezio,Ezio,Conner in the corner, Edward the hope,Dan glichynotte not,plain Jacob Evie,Bayek saved the day, the end. P.S Odyssy isn't Assassins creed
some guy THERE IS NO HONOR IN THIS FIGHT , GREECE SHOULD BE UNITED AS ONE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AND SPREAD FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THEIR ENEMIES AND THE ONES WHO DARE TO CHALLENGE US.
태선우TaeSunWoo just like your beauty. Intimidating since one so beautiful is often courted by stronger and more gifted warriors, and comforting because to gaze upon you is like gazing upon Aphrodite herself
@@Troop3r666 I'd have to disagree with you, the voice actor of Alexios did good, the emotion in his voice (in some scenes) was extremely good, like the part where pheobie dies. I also think he sounds like Ezio a little tbh
FloatableClub10 Hera is the goddess actually, she’s the goddess of marriage and Zeus’s wife, but Zeus fell in love with a mortal women and had a child with her, hers was of course upset and they named the child Heracles meaning “glory of Hera” and Zeus gave the child to hera as retribution for cheating, when the Roman’s basically copied everything from the Greeks and renamed them they renamed Heracles into hurcules and that’s the name that caught on
"It took the kids a while to get used to him" alexios, whats the weather today? its gental and mild like an athenian in battle, what the actual f- HUSH THE FORKED TONGUE!
Lol he said atheneans fight like tinny puppies! I was about to say "they fight like a girl" but woman in ancient Sparta have a same status as man or even higher in their society.
Gonna try to keep this really short. Basically neither side was good or bad, but Persia expanded into modern day turkey and wound up with And handful of Ethnic Greeks in their territory. The Greeks owned slaves (which was illegal in Persia at the time) and hated foreigners, so they revolted and when that didn't go so well they sent for aid from Athens. Athens obliged, the revolts failed again but not before burning down a major Persian city with the help of Athenian troops, and Persia was pissed that Athens had been funding a rebellion in their territory so they went to kick their asses. Athens used its political power to muscle together a makeshift alliance, and the rest is history.
*Kid:* Alexios, tell me a bedtime story. *Alexios:* _In a Council of the Gods, Poseidon absent, Pallas procureth an order for the restitution of Odysseus...._
Maybe they should create a tachanka version i can imagine it Me:tachanka tell me a bedtime story Tachanka: enemies walked to the room and i the lord killed them with my LMG MOUNTAIN AND LOADED
She aint. Cus the flashbacks when playing Kassandra she is trained.. Spartan women whilst revered for strength did not under go the male military training nor the agoge.. So alexios is more likely cannon.. Kassandra is there to satisfy political argunents...
@@mrdrebin123 Alexios confirmed he has trained at the agoge, which trains ONLY boys to become warriors in Sparta. If Kassandra said this line, it would be kinda ridiculous
@@jenniemae87 the outfit is sort of accurate, the voice and accent however it's good. A light Greek accent as a heavy one would sound either bad or similar to a Spanish person speaking English.
I play for the side that gets me the most loot and everyone I fight for Athens they go down so much faster like I kill three captains immedatly and we are halfway dead somehow. For that reason and a few more I much rather fight for Sparta.
@@semihbuke4247 The only people who were kicked in the sea in Izmir were greek civilian residents of the city. The Greek army had already left Anatolia. Yeah Turks are in deed true Heros. Be proud kid.... be proud of your glorious history that has contributed so much to humanity.
"Next up get your own personal Agent 47 that will tell you the stories of all the people he assassinated in the past and describe how to perfectly kill someone with any object of choice. This is great because he can teach your kids how to properly take care of problems on their own and hows to effectively hide bodies in plain sight. Agent 47 is a great choice for the whole family get one today."
When the game was first announced I was considering playing as Kassandra, but when I had Alexios has the spartan assistant, I couldn’t betray my main man.
Rogue was colonial templars. I doubt that they'll ever actually show us the templar side during the crusades, but there is always room. I also couldn't exactly see a viking assassin's creed, but it's a cool thought at least.
@@hazardous0887 they already have a few games on the templar point of view ac 3 had a section of the game as a templar and rogue was entirely part of templar view besides the beginning.
Imperialx Warlord Every single gameplay video is accent just sounds so forced and almost like they were trying make a Greek Ezio voice. Kassandra seems much more natural and has some more emotion to it.
Mr. Sprinkles Funny that. Kassandra’s VA is a Greek Canadian... while Alexios’ is actually Greek. Born in Athens and everything. Yet you find his accent forced...
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People in athens:
Alexios is not available in your region
Unfortunately I think It's true and sad at the same time.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MICHELANGELO74A Macedonia is in Greece. Are you Greek?
@@MICHELANGELO74A Macedonia is in Greece. Are you Greek?
I'm an Athenian, so I don't think it would be safe if bought Alexios.
"Alexios, I was bullied today"
*Pulls out shortsword.*
Pulls out a gun*
Bullying was encouraged for Spartan kids.
"Alexios, I was bullied today"
*Trains boy*
Now we march to war.
Matito 4K tf does a gun have to relate with Spartans, shortsword-wielding warriors?
@@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116 r/wooooosh
"Alexios, high five"
*Spartan kicks face*
Sparta Kick
Kick of Leonidas
"SPARTANS!"
*THIS IS SPARTA!*
ninja
"Alexios, tell me a spooky story."
Alexios: *Explains the Second Persian War*
What happened in the 2nd persian war
@@watdn3993 We dont talk about the second persian war.
@@muazizzuddin4982 yep, we don't
@@derdome1055 let's go not talk about the second Persian war somewhere else.
@@60sspider-man29 *procedes to seach about the second persian war* brb
“Alexios discipline my child”
*pulls out sword*
“This won’t hurt”
Throws kid down the Cliff
“This’ll hurt me more than it’s gonna hurt you.”
@@irrationalreality8276 Kid: "then why are you still doing iiiiiiiit?" *thump* "... I'm okay!"
You makes he scream!
“Oh he screams all right....but not in agony”
drags him to mountain top - buh-bye dude!
This is how marketing should be done.
@Cat People documentarys da
salty boy Romania Shadow of War * *cough* *
1:48 is that a PS3 controller or is my vision fucked
Quadro that’s a ps3 controller vision not fucked up
Salve! Quid agis?
About time companies started having fun with their commercials again
Gage Edwards did you ever see the Shadow of War commercials!? Those were amazing
Ryan Cochran I did and yes they are
Halo Wars is funny too
Halo Wars 2 had a fantastic ad campaign.
Marauder Shields “CLEVER Cutter, but you should know, I licked the arm rest. FULL TONGUE.
Should have included more curses of *Malaká* but this is pretty accurate.
I agree but man that voice sounds strange when compared to what I usually hear from alexios in ac
@@yuehengkang2838 yep, Alexios sound different form tye actual game
Maláka not Malaká which means softly
Hahahaha
Ναι ρε μαλακά
"High five!"
*Alexios hands him a dagger instead*
Samuel Martin Least it wasn’t a gun ;)
@@xxcodyxx2093 Don't mean to sound like a nerd, but that's a gladius
@@SergioGonzalez-jc5tq Sorry, but that's not a gladius. (A gladius is a latin word for a sword used by ancient roman foot soldiers).
This here is actually a xiphos.
@@whiteraven-po5lp thanks for correcting my error. Now I know what it's called
I want alexios
“Alexios tell me a story”
*entire Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
"Ooooohhhh, Altiar,Ezio,Ezio,Ezio,Conner in the corner, Edward the hope,Dan glichynotte not,plain Jacob Evie,Bayek saved the day, the end. P.S Odyssy isn't Assassins creed
Roblocker 727 *has Assassin’s Creed in title
“OdYsSeY iSn’T aSsAsSiN’s CrEeD”
Spoiler alert
Roblocker 727 odyssey is actually linked to origins and it’s linked to every ac game their is
@@hydraofeire2226 🤡🤡🤡🤡
"It's gentle and mild, LIKE AN ATHENIAN IN BATTLE" lmao...
No THE SPARTANS WILL KNOW DEFEAT AS THEY FALL WHILE ATHENS REWRITES HISTORY
Lol I’m jk this is so fun
some guy
THERE IS NO HONOR IN THIS FIGHT , GREECE SHOULD BE UNITED AS ONE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AND SPREAD FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THEIR ENEMIES AND THE ONES WHO DARE TO CHALLENGE US.
@some guy YES, THE SPARTA WILL RISE!!
Siding with athens always gives you more xp if you win cause you are surely on the losing side of the battle :P
Tells the darkest story ever, child falls asleep peacefully.
Dark stories were a child's favorite, in ancient times.
Now, humanity has gotten soft
@@sadlobster1 I can already predict people responding to you "But the world is better now XDDDD"
@@gustavfrye2736 Better for whom
Omgg lol😂😂
see, violent video games do good for young children.
He’s intimidating and comforting at the same time
태선우TaeSunWoo just like your beauty. Intimidating since one so beautiful is often courted by stronger and more gifted warriors, and comforting because to gaze upon you is like gazing upon Aphrodite herself
@@P4P1Chuy lmao what do you even say to that XD
Sarita Smith a “thanks” would be appreciated ahaha
What a fucking oof happened in this comment section
Jesus Cuellar I just saw this hahah thank you
This is one of the best advertisements I've seen for a video game in a long time
Ahem, Alexa--- Alexios. Play skyrim.
Did you see the one where Neil de grass Tyson talks about Spider-Man?
Have you seen the shadow of war ads
Yea, the shadow of war ones are the only others I'd compare
But it's so Ubisoft that it's not even an original idea.
"What the actual fu-"
*_huSHED THAT FORKED TONGUE, HAAAAH_* *kicks pot*
Timestamp
@@qwoc 0:49
Eᴛʜᴀɴ thank you I cannot watch more than 10 seconds of colour or else my lungs will asphyxiate
Dutch van der Linde what the hell
@@qwoc have faith!!
Being a lover of history since i was little, i think Alexios would’ve been perfect for bedtime stories
Same
The accent makes it a hundred times better.
oddly enough, this guy is better than the guy voicing the character in the actual game lol
He Who Laughs Last I feel like the character’s va was Italian
nah the voice actor is Greek (his name is Michael Antonakos). Most of his dialogue just sounds so forced, like he's half yelling all the time.
The way he stands on the dressers and cupboards is freaking hilarious.
@@Troop3r666 I'd have to disagree with you, the voice actor of Alexios did good, the emotion in his voice (in some scenes) was extremely good, like the part where pheobie dies. I also think he sounds like Ezio a little tbh
Google Assistant left the chat.
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Child: Alexios play despacito
Alexios: We will conquer Spain when the sun rises
Child: Ok.....
Scuse me,is not spain is latin america
00807690975 2 ***What the actual f---***
@@kevincastillomorales4858 the actual fork
@@kevincastillomorales4858 Alexios: *HUSH THAT FORKED TONGUE!*
@@GabsARV NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
*laughs in cristian*
Alexios, what time is it?
"Malaka"
Alexios, how is the weather today?
"Malaka!"
Alexios, how's traffic?
"MALAKA!"
Ρε μαλακα
That is kinda racist but ngl i laughed
@@ExtrakavantzaWebRadioTV how is it racist?
@@urmomaho1110 you wouldn't get it
@@ExtrakavantzaWebRadioTV just tell me
girl: "what the actual fu-"
alexios: "HUSH THY FORKED TONGUE!!!" *smashes a thing!*
XD
*_UOAHHH_*
Good thing that vase was not a Persian messenger...
That vase wasn't there before.-.
Dammit, was about to say it. thanks btw
hE CURSES IN GAME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO
HE SAID HERACLES INSTEAD OF HERCULES, IM SO HAPPY THEY GOT THAT RIGHT
Yeah but he didn't even pronounced it right
@@alexgamer1556 yeah, but you don't even know how to use proper grammar
Heracles is a god actually
Its pronounced Iraklis not heracles he said it wrong
FloatableClub10 Hera is the goddess actually, she’s the goddess of marriage and Zeus’s wife, but Zeus fell in love with a mortal women and had a child with her, hers was of course upset and they named the child Heracles meaning “glory of Hera” and Zeus gave the child to hera as retribution for cheating, when the Roman’s basically copied everything from the Greeks and renamed them they renamed Heracles into hurcules and that’s the name that caught on
Kid: "High Five!"
Alexios: *gives kid a dagger*
Take my money
@Mr. Dwayne or high knife
Didn't get the joke.😭
@@MrNenai h
"It took the kids a while to get used to him"
alexios, whats the weather today?
its gental and mild like an athenian in battle,
what the actual f-
HUSH THE FORKED TONGUE!
Proceeds to grunt and kick a pot
"How's Traffic?"
"Moving at the pace of a trojan snail, and with you on the road, it will surely get worse."
He said "HUSH THE F***ING TONGUE"
@@dakmj8208 he said forked
@@JoeMartinez18This is Sparta!!!! 😡
*Roman Empire invades Sparta*
This is so sad, Alexios play Despacaesar
Shhhh Twas a good joke
at that time sparta was long gone. romans just occupied whats left of it.
Roman Republic*
If I die u of laughter u will be responsible for it
*_the sound of stabbing and cries of pain plays over Despacito_*
“Gentle and mild like an Athenean in battle”
lmaoo im dead 💀
HUSH THAT FORKED TONGUE! *KICKS TINY VASE*
@@BullyMaguir3 at first I thought he said hush the frick down
"What in the actual f-"
Lol
Lol he said atheneans fight like tinny puppies! I was about to say "they fight like a girl" but woman in ancient Sparta have a same status as man or even higher in their society.
All right ubisoft, you did good
You sound like you are usually disappointed in Ubisoft, what other company can top this?
@@wezzsimple6612 Idk, the Purple mattress/furniture brand
Maniac Magge where is the r6 or ghost recon one
@@Extreme11 Do you have a Purple mattress? I was thinking about getting one.
@@wezzsimple6612 messing with sasquatch.
0:35 i wanna set that as my alarm so i can awake when apollo's steeds appear on the horizon
*Me* : Alexios the bady, is sick any recommendations for nearby hospitals?
*Alexios* : *throws baby of a cliff like a real Spartan*
*the baby is sick, any recommendations...
And the fact that the Spartans threw children off the cliff is just a myth
It was left at a mountain or cave
Yall, its an Odyssey reference
*yeet*
Hehe
And so Alexios was immortalized as meme ...
I'm not sure if this makes me want to play as Kassandra instead or Alexios even more
I'd only play Alexios for the memes now. Gotta go with canon Kassandra for the proper playthrough.
@@davidparkes7741 Yeah, they really screwed this game up by making only one character canon.
@@mr.cuddlesworth3144 Nah, they messed up by making it a choice. Alexios shouldn't even be a playable character.
David Parkes When I think of a Spartan warrior , Alexios fits the role more so than a women. 🤷♂️
This is so sad. Alexios counter the Persian invasion
a.k.a alexois were stopping the good guys. if this game paints persians as templars i'm just going to flip out
Underrated asf
@@DaDARKPass how were the Persians the good guys again?
Gonna try to keep this really short. Basically neither side was good or bad, but Persia expanded into modern day turkey and wound up with And handful of Ethnic Greeks in their territory. The Greeks owned slaves (which was illegal in Persia at the time) and hated foreigners, so they revolted and when that didn't go so well they sent for aid from Athens.
Athens obliged, the revolts failed again but not before burning down a major Persian city with the help of Athenian troops, and Persia was pissed that Athens had been funding a rebellion in their territory so they went to kick their asses. Athens used its political power to muscle together a makeshift alliance, and the rest is history.
Its so sad that the first assassins was from persia but there is no assassins creed game for that
*Kid:* Alexios, tell me a bedtime story.
*Alexios:* _In a Council of the Gods, Poseidon absent, Pallas procureth an order for the restitution of Odysseus...._
Homeros' Odyssey, nice.
Now i want kratos assistant saying zeus is bad
YES.
BOI
Liüurtz -il grosso più grosso I want “the boy” to be the next protagonist GoW
Ha I can see it now, "BOY! AWAKEN!"
BOI
The perfect bedtime story doesn't exi-
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Josh Kobe 667 now 😈
Josh Kobe 667 now 😈
@@can_i_have_5_bucks86 ur evil
Ohh it's 970 likes
Welp ok
Alright, *this* is a trailer.
Actually, this is not a trailer
1acv I
@@cd7002 a joke u know
"Alexios, tell me a joke."
"The American healthcare."
Life
"assassin's creed odyssey"
@@plantedragon4319 That's not joke that's a game
@@Darthwgamer it’s a joke. Let’s be honest.
@@plantedragon4319 Its a good game dude
So THIS is where that meme came from
The Alexa parodies or is there another meme ?
What meme?
@@MetroVerse the child in bed with the horn blowing down
@@Arvannis But I haven't seen it in any meme before. This is the first time I've seen it.
@@MetroVerse well then you haven't seen it. Ok. That doesn't mean it's not one.
This is so sad -Alexa- *_Alexios_* play Assassin's Creed Odyssey Main theme
This is so sad -Alexa- *Alexios* play an over the top spartan music for workout
ALEXIOS, PLAY EZIO'S FAMILY
Ezios Family*
Sanity when you try to correct someone but he has the correct spelling and grammar and you spelled it wrong.
Alexios play Zorba the Greek
1:07
Kid: Haha, high five man
Alexios: *hands kid dagger*
that is what hi five in Greek lol leonidas have alesios on home
Wait... thets illegal
@@f.b.i3868 LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
He thought he said hand me the knife lmao jk
500 th like.
"Alexios you love Alkibiades right?"
Alexios: "MALLLAKA NOT AGAIN!!!"
When is tachanka's coming out?
"Tachanka what time is it?"
"TIME TO GET SERIOUS"
"Tachanka what's the weather today ?"
"lMG MoUnTeD AnD LoAdEd!!"
Lord indeed
i will fucking buy it so quick that it will arrive before it is assembled.
i RuXii no tachanka the weather
”RELOADING” god dammit
Maybe they should create a tachanka version i can imagine it
Me:tachanka tell me a bedtime story
Tachanka: enemies walked to the room and i the lord killed them with my LMG MOUNTAIN AND LOADED
0:49 when you cuss on a Christian server
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Lee Everett what are you doing here Lee shouldn’t you be appearing for Clem
Micah Bell And what are you doin’ here, Micah? Shouldn’t you be burnin’ in hell?
@@ethanm8756 sans...
Hush the uhh what did he say
Me: Alexios play despacit...
Alexios: Malaka
(Despacito plays)
This is so sad Alexios play
Despacaesar
when i tried this, he actually responds: "I do not listen to your Grotesque modern music" and "I've never heard of that song. Let's keep it that way"
@@ThatGuy001 try asking about deimos
@@mikegivemecheese3001 unfortunately, he didn't know the man, and if he knew, he wouldn't tell me...
Ask about phoibe
Now we need an Eivor version "Wake up drengr! We feed the ravens today!" "The wind calls you back to mother"
Alexios go play with the kids
Alexios: BATTLE TO THE DEATH
"I WILL SEND THEM TO HADES!"
My favorite game
“Tell me about the Tomb of Orion”
*”Order Chinese food”*
Do u still have a plan Dutch
Sorry chin future sight click entire power Rager
Sleep
This is marketing done right. I'm almost willing to buy into a series that burned me worse than Pompeii
Not a Fan You should buy Origins, it’s a great game. I’ve been playing since AC1.
Oddesy is completely new game in itself. Got my collector edition yesterday and and it's been amazingly fresh take on AC after a longtime.
Alexios, what is an Assassin?
-Nothing more than a forgotten myth.
Alexios, Order Hidden blades form Amazon using two day shipping of Hermes.
Thats a clever one
I see what you did there. Niceeee.........
Lmao
Oh wait, there are none
Plesed ok shopping too are
This so great, Alexios play “This is Sparta!” Remix
Underrated coment
Play dead meme
No Cool Dudes you got it. Playing “High enough”
He is the guy to sing it himself
Peter Rasmussen
Another 9 year old😉👍
This is so sad ALEXIOS PLAY EZIO'S FAMILY
I am sad that most people disliked Alexios and liked Cassandra more this ad made me love his character
Fr
Alexios can be your own personal home defense system. If robbers come in, they will just be courting death!
She could play even better if her controler was on
Yeah but she's a feminist so they don't know how games work
@ Not A Lizard Person Sir please, I'm 9 and a half, so please show me the respect that half year adds
Her husband is watching Netflix but she is thinking that this is a game
Yoooo it really isn’t on 😂
@@TimeBomb014X lol you crazy friend
I dont even care if the female if the cannon choice, seeing the Alexios' actor willing to mess around with Ubisoft makes me favour him more
@@alybadry203 for me he is, i think It's up to everyone themselves to decide wich Version they prefer
Isn’t kassandra only canon in the book?
İts beacouse the real name of machine is alexa and its named alexios now
She aint. Cus the flashbacks when playing Kassandra she is trained.. Spartan women whilst revered for strength did not under go the male military training nor the agoge.. So alexios is more likely cannon.. Kassandra is there to satisfy political argunents...
@@mrdrebin123 Alexios confirmed he has trained at the agoge, which trains ONLY boys to become warriors in Sparta. If Kassandra said this line, it would be kinda ridiculous
Opens door and box shows a man inside
The wife internally: there are three ways this could go down
wavingtomb 223 “I’m here to deliver a large package for your wife...😉”
@Liam Chandler Ok, is your name really Liam Chandler? Or Bob Shapiro?
@Liam Chandler It is nothing kid, don't mind his comment, you are one of the only hope of humanity right now so keep it that way.
@Liam Chandler too young then
@Liam Chandler dude,he meant nothing,you're the only person I have a hopes for,let's keep it go8ing that way
Yo Ubisoft you basically created a meme with that thumbnail
Ubisoft has been making memes since the dawn of mankind
New meme coming. This Alexios was specifically made for memes.
Literally they did it because of memes and its Alexa's original style
Meme's are for kids
@@dddd51968 No, for babies.
Yep + they are garbage and i don't know why are they popular ...
Drago Panj yeah I’m not gonna correct you cus I’m too afraid of getting whooooshed
I don't want alexios ubisoft but i would buy that Spartan warrior
Aah the world reknowned spartan worriers...they worry very well..their worry almost kills them everytime!
@@TurqSamurai its supposed to be spelled like cuz of the word worry
Same
MHAMAD HASHEM lmao me too
@bing bingbung 😂
His voice sounds awesome!
Sounds kinda like the guards in Whiterun (Skyrim).
Me : Alexios THIS IS MADNESS !
Alexios : MADNESS ?
ME : Yes
Alexios : THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!
0:51
*SCARES THE PIZZA GUY AWAY WITH ALEXIOS’S BEDTIME STORIES IN THE AFTERNOON*
That's Spartacus..
@@Daybreak81523 Spartacus was a Thracian not a Spartan
Ahhh...a meme i haven't heard in ages...
“Alexios, will kratos make an appearance in AC Odyssey?”
Alexios: We don't spell his name. It brings bad luck
"Yes, son of sparta, our lord shoud bring destruction to the gods, and raises sparta over every other nation!"
I could see there being an easter egg with weapons inspired by the Blades Of Chaos or something along that line.
I bet there will be an Easter egg somewhere
@@kostasdinidis3414 eb.
*This is so cool. "Alexios play syrtaki"*
*Now this I epic. Alexios play "zeibekiko of evdokia"*
Alexios do a Crete dance
@Megas Pantelos
This
This is so sad Alexios play "2 kids from Vraxori"
This is indeed cool. *Alexios play tsifteteli*
As a Greek, I love this
Is it accurate????
@@jenniemae87 the outfit is sort of accurate, the voice and accent however it's good.
A light Greek accent as a heavy one would sound either bad or similar to a Spanish person speaking English.
Alexios who is Ricardo Milos
*Alexios*: *takes armour off, and starts dancing*
Ha
Bruhhh 😂
Me: Fights for Athens in Odyssey
Alexios: You appear to have severely misinterpreted which side is the Spartans.
Dunno how u could stay with them towards the end of the game
Fighting for Athens is bad Assassin's Creed Black Flag was bad playing any Assassin's Creed game on a Wii U is very bad
Don’t worry, I only play Assassin’s Creed on the DS.
@@psychoticsy6350 i actually have that game
I play for the side that gets me the most loot and everyone I fight for Athens they go down so much faster like I kill three captains immedatly and we are halfway dead somehow. For that reason and a few more I much rather fight for Sparta.
Alexa: Who’s president
Alexios: When are we killing Julius Caesar?
It’s Julius
Julio Venegas Julious must be Julius Caesar’s Mexican cousin.
Julius Caesar was not around during the time but that AC Odyssey takes place in but good try
ELECTRIC CHERRY PLAYZ can you just take the joke?
@@ethanm8756 it's not a great one...
I need an entire TV series of this
Agree.
My name is alexios and I am the Spartan warrior sent by Ubisoft
*sent by Kratos
Lol
Indiana RK800 he's going to get nerfed
Connor Rk 800 can't compete huh.
Alexios*
This is the first time I've watched an ad and thought I want it
-Alexios, what year is it?
> 2019 AC ... Wait who tf is Christ
Wtf is AC
@Baby Squirrel that would require high voltage on this guy's brain
@Baby Squirrel maybe it's Maybelline
AC stands for After Christ or After Common Era
After christ or Assassins Creed
this is the most comedic thing ubisoft ever do in my life
lmao the Athenian bit was pretty good.
We've got Skyrim:Very Special Edition
And now Amazon Alexios?!
*WOAH*
THERE BOTH GREAT
I've got Skyrim v se
ZaFalPai Afzal dude, imagine playing Skyrim on Alexios
Year amazong special yes hnow lest go go go mofar power Rager
Friend: High five!
Me: *hands them a toothpick* sorry I ran out of daggers.
Lol
Nowaday Greek : "Alexios, tell me a joke"
Alexios : "The Turkish military"
yeah the military that spartan-kicked your grand grand father to the deeps of Aegean sea in Izmir, 1922 :d
@@semihbuke4247 The only people who were kicked in the sea in Izmir were greek civilian residents of the city. The Greek army had already left Anatolia. Yeah Turks are in deed true Heros. Be proud kid.... be proud of your glorious history that has contributed so much to humanity.
Military okay father grand 96
@@semihbuke4247 That was even funnier than the original LOL
afghan military
Someone please make a crack fic about this.
I’ve never wanted Alexa but this here is good marketing.
Ellie Krueger AY, LISTEN. I GOT YOU
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"HUSH THAT FORKED TONGUE!!"
*Proceeds to kick pot
Your ALIVE I KNEW IT THE CREED MUST KNOW
I watched you die Desmond how are you alive
@@Teel_sn95.0 uhh, that was a clone.
@@DamienB2005 huh the assassins have clones I knew it
@@Teel_sn95.0 naw, it was abstergo.
"Next up get your own personal Agent 47 that will tell you the stories of all the people he assassinated in the past and describe how to perfectly kill someone with any object of choice. This is great because he can teach your kids how to properly take care of problems on their own and hows to effectively hide bodies in plain sight. Agent 47 is a great choice for the whole family get one today."
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A THING
Julian Molina deal I'll buy one
I kinda hope IOI joins Ubisoft. Probably won't come into reality, but Agent 47 surely fits into Ubiverse.
This need to be a thing.
"Your family is enjoying they time togheter, this is bad, remember a hitman dont feel joy in his job".
“Alexios we need help getting the kids to school, can you give them a ride?”
Alexios: “ so Phobos or Ikaros?”
Me: What does "malaka" mean?
Alexios: Doesn't matter, just say it!
HUSH THAT FORKED TONGUE!
@@tako158 What does it mean
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con it means masturbator
@@christopherlahanas3678 oh 😑😐😑😐😨🤢
@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 someone who wanks so much that it has made them stupid
“WATCH THE FOCKIN TONGUE!”
I'm 60% sure he said Forked, as in a snake/demon's tongue.
The subtitles say forked
"HUSH THAT FORKED TONGUE!!"
TheBoundFenrir “FOCKIN!” Is still better, though
Makes more sense than what I heard.
Is Alexios on eBay yet? I need to get me one of those.
Get Alexa and upgrade to alexios
Apparently it's an actual mod for the Echo or whatever it's called. All the fake mod trailers didn't prep me for the real thing :p
It's not even on Amazon so I'm not sure if its gonna be real
I think it's called a "skill" or something? There was a link in the video.
Roger McDoger was a joke
"Alexios, order Chinese food"
Alexios: "I don't think so"
Have you heard of SOYVLAKI
Alexios: Not on my watch. From now you'll eat just Greek food as souvlaki/gyros or moussaka...
Alexios' bedtime story is just awesome
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SKIT! wooow turns out its a real advertisement
"Alexios order Kassandra "
Alexios: *Am I a joke to you?*
We need Kassandra.
Kassandra > Alexios
@@ConnieLikesToSingboth suck
Is why I love the voice of Alexios.
This is so sad, Alexios play Hymn to Liberty.
1:52 the attack sound effect can be heard but she is not pressing the attack buttons, and the controller is not even turned on.
Ikr
Woman
@@PhillipAmthor Well I'm a woman too but I have finished all the ac games...
@@CansuBilal it was just a misogynic joke, dont take me seriously.
@@PhillipAmthor oh okay then :P
0:35 this became a meme just ten seconds not long after. Lol
By 10 seconds, you mean 10 hours?
"Why did you kick me?"
"I didn't kick you!"
My Kassandra arguing with my 1,000,000 -Lieutenants- Prisoners
Meanwhile 2000 years into the future My Alexios is being used as a personal assistant
*When the TH-cam algorithm does something right*
Please make a tachanka Alexa I would buy it no matter what!
His name is Alexsandr, after all~.
@@ZorroCeleste1 Not really. There's a difference between Alexios and Alexandros 🙂
But not between Alexios and Alexa?
@@dirtyharry0191 Alexa is not really a greek name. We use Alexia (the word stress goes to "xi" ) and Alexandra (stressed in "xa" like Alexander)
@@Sapia_Papia Im sure he meant Tachankas real name is Alexsandr
Ea will make ALEXEA and every time you ask it to do something it'll charge your credit card instantly
This comment is underated
Dude! Nice one
HAHA EA BAD AMIRITE?
News: Someone died
Me: this is so sad, AlexEA, play despacito
AlexEA: Would you like to hear the song? Insert 5 dollars!
New handheld EA console. Yes, it’s a Credit Card swiper.
When the game was first announced I was considering playing as Kassandra, but when I had Alexios has the spartan assistant, I couldn’t betray my main man.
Assassin’s Creed Vikings would be the coolest game ever!
I’d prefer the crusades but from the Templar’s point of view
Rogue was colonial templars. I doubt that they'll ever actually show us the templar side during the crusades, but there is always room. I also couldn't exactly see a viking assassin's creed, but it's a cool thought at least.
@@hazardous0887 they already have a few games on the templar point of view ac 3 had a section of the game as a templar and rogue was entirely part of templar view besides the beginning.
Oooiki
I said during the crusades. Read
dont call it assassin's creed and it'll be a good game
"I am Alexios, the great Spartan warrior."
"Order Chinese food" 2:12
wat
I know Lo Mein is great and all,
But nothing beats an ancient Spartan ordering you Chinese Takeouts XD
It’s funny, he says something along the lines of Sparta not having a trade route with the chin dynasty
This is why im playing as Alexios
Same
King Merck I want to play as him I can’t get over how dumb he sounds
Mr. Sprinkles How does he sound dumb?
Imperialx Warlord Every single gameplay video is accent just sounds so forced and almost like they were trying make a Greek Ezio voice. Kassandra seems much more natural and has some more emotion to it.
Mr. Sprinkles Funny that. Kassandra’s VA is a Greek Canadian... while Alexios’ is actually Greek. Born in Athens and everything. Yet you find his accent forced...
"Alexios, please look after our son"
"of course"
*Alexios' mouth waters as he looks at the prepubescent boy*