“No windows in my classrooms, my students need to concentrate.” “Philip loves Tora~!” “THE SINK’S THE WRONG WAY ROUNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!” Dan as a teacher would be... *i n t e r e s t i n g...*
Student:teacher Teacher:yea Student:I need to go to the bathroom Teacher:um... Teacher:this school does not have bathrooms Student:wh.. what! Teacher:you can go in the bush
Prison and school only have a few things in common. Why does everyone compare them? They are two completely different things. One is used to make you able to live without being stupid, and the other is to put away criminals who've done murder and such. As I said, two VERY different locations.
People - What good schools are there? Me- There is a random school that has pee in the bushes People - What is it called? Me- Punk Academy! People- I going to go there! The people see pee in the bushes. People- I'm gonna run.
Hello, I give Shoutouts to all people who subscribe $ùßsçŕìbê to me with The bell turned on Once you have done that còmment something nice on my last video and you will get the shoutout on Sunday!
Dan, please play this again, also some tips I think could help you. 1. Get a good school before you start the year with bathrooms, classrooms, a cafeteria and kitchen, etc. 2. Organize your school, try to keep building organized and the rooms inside organized. 3. Get as many chairs as students your school has. This was my advice for how to keep a stable school!
When Dan is doing to the tutorial and he looks at the principal's name, Charlotte Wu, her middle name has to start with a U. Then it would be Charlotte U. Wu, or Charlotte UwU.
Hello, I give Shoutouts to all people who subscribe $ùßsçŕìbê to me with The bell turned on Once you have done that còmment something nice on my last video and you will get the shoutout on Sunday!
Stop hating on school/homework!School and homework is for you education so you can go to University,get a degree and then when you work you can get more money than ITE or Polytechnic. And tbh school isn't even that bad! It is quite nice!My classmates always talks with our Chinese teacher! And school with her is actually more fun lol....our Chinese teacher got some random presents in a bag,when you get full marks for Chinese spelling you can take a dip for a prize. One of my classmates (He is a boy) got full marks two times in a row,then our Chinese teacher got out a girly pen which was red and has a pom pom on the top and said in Chinese:"Come take this one" Everyone laughed so hard! But that wasn't the end! Our Chinese teacher was joking so she let my classmate take a dip in the bag and guess what he got..... He got a pink pencil with a kawaii bear on top! Omg everyone laughed so hard even him and our Chinese teacher it was soooooooooooooo funny! He said he was going to give it to his sister 😂😂😂 Our Chinese teacher said he could try again but he didn't 😁
HELLLLLLLO EVERONNNEEEE!!!!😁😁😁😁 Dan if you are reading this, I just wanted to say thanks for everything you do. For making videos for other people to watch, for making me and millions of other people smile and most important, for just being Dan. I love your videos soooooooooooo much. Again, thank you you are an inspiration for HEAPS of people in the world.😁😁😁 Edit: I liked my own comment because I don't think anyone else will🙁
Dan plz do more of this🙃 And i dont have enough money - dantdm lol the way he said it tho..im editing this a few times cuz im bored!XD Edit:badam,badam,badam,BODOM Edit:Thats a bush...no that's not a bush...ITS PEE.WE HAVENT GOT TOILETS...LOOK HOW MUCH PEE IS ON THE FLOOR.*almost throws up* Edit: OMG DAN!! Edit: Haiii I've watched this vid so many times XD
This is why I enjoy homeschooling. I get to get up when I want, learn my speed, hang out with my friends whenever I want and there is no pee problem. ( ^ O ^ )
HaghahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahhhHhahahahahhahahahahHAhhahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahHhHhHahahHhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha thi hahahahahha s was s hahahahahahahahhahaha o fun hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhah ny ahhahahahahhahahaha
DanTDM is s pencil Jemma is a highlighter DanTDM Draws the world Jemma makes it brighter
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
Acctually kinda not cool. It sucks. Make a better one but without this world drawing and making it brighter nonsense.
Are we suddenly back in 2016 by any chance?
Agreeed
I have seen this 1000000000 times.
“Look at all this sadness and pee”
-DanTDM 2019
😂
XD dantdms only quote
The MAGIC bottle of Bleach is this an R/whoosh?
I thought this was an update of escapist
Lol
“Look at all this sadness and pee..”
Best line in history
yes
Facts
yup that CrAcKeD me up
Lol true
0909
“No windows in my classrooms, my students need to concentrate.”
“Philip loves Tora~!”
“THE SINK’S THE WRONG WAY ROUNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!”
Dan as a teacher would be... *i n t e r e s t i n g...*
This made me wheeze for some reason😂😂😂
Indeed
He would teach us how to play riddle school lol
@Paige Guest my mum is a teacher
TV
Student:teacher
Teacher:yea
Student:I need to go to the bathroom
Teacher:um...
Teacher:this school does not have bathrooms
Student:wh.. what!
Teacher:you can go in the bush
HAHA
Yea XDDDDDDD
why tf is there a person in their mid-50's
😂
probrably what happened
"Never steal another students fries !"
I would be proud learning there
Yup
Ian Here! Dude just let people have some of your fries! They say "please" and U might share some of it for them! Just saying man! Just saying!
Me too I might have a problem with the bathroom situation 😁
I would definetly come here and live here. As long as we dont get uniforms...
I would definitely steal someone else's fries 😈
Mum: Honey, how was your day?
Dan: It was full of pee and sadness...
LOL
@@Skelz2K why u here? And why u asking for subscribers???
U mean I'm full of pre and sadness
Mum not mom you american
TopHatDroid hey it’s mUm no o he is in Britain,Britain Says mUm
Me: clicks on the video
Dan: look at all that sadness and pee
Me: backs away slowly
No, come back. We're perfectly sane XD
Lol talk about unusualable
i cringed dan
It in his song with comments
Game over
Punk Academy - The place where you don’t steal students fries and full of sadness and pee.
yup
Yas
So true.
Correct
Lol
hopefully they don't mind peeing with no walls now
DanTDM - 2019
Nice one ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
:) (:
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLOOD
Dan: If I made a school you would attend it right? Right?
Me: Uh~ Yea, totally would. *runs away*
Vanessa Santos lol same
Lllloooollllll
Lol
Lol
Dan stressing over a fictional school is the best thing I've seen all day
'Look at all this sadness and pee' DanTDM 2019
never thought those two word would ever be in the same sentence
Why is everyone copying my comment
Me too
Exercise?
I thought u said extra fries
@Nope Nopepeople can be inspired...
It’s just a joke chill nope nope
@Nope Nope Ikr I saw that shirt before
YES
Yeeeeeaaaaaa
who else wants another video in dans weird/wonderful school? :)
Same.
sameee! 😁
i do to
Yes!!!
Me i do
Dan:That is the dirtiest cafeteria I’ve ever seen!
Me: So you haven’t seen my school then.
Lol
wait which kind of dirty 😂
@@normalyoutuber420 stop being so DIRTY
Ahahaa
Seen my school iPad screens there is
Finger prints,
Bits of food,
GROSS
My mom works at a school as a janitor and she says that the toilets have anything from poop to food in the toilet bowl, o. The walls the floor etc
this is prison architect but school version lol
well prison and school don’t have much of a difference anyway
This is the truest thing I have ever heard
True
ellie so true lol
I agree with you
Prison and school only have a few things in common. Why does everyone compare them? They are two completely different things. One is used to make you able to live without being stupid, and the other is to put away criminals who've done murder and such. As I said, two VERY different locations.
Please make a series on this game.
Yes plz
Yas
MAKE A SERIES DAN!!!!!!! PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plz do
Yes plz
This reminds me of...
Escapists
OMG
Read more
@@artchannel6164 one line away
@@QuartzOfficial what does that mean
Same
@Ecta Viz yes?
“Looks at this sadness and pee”
-Dantdm 2019
You copy cheetahmaster?
This is a comment dan used to sing his song with comments
Copy
@@dev_playz817 who the heck are you? Comment police?
People - What good schools are there?
Me- There is a random school that has pee in the bushes
People - What is it called?
Me- Punk Academy!
People- I going to go there!
The people see pee in the bushes.
People- I'm gonna run.
Panda Dude face palm 🤦🏻♂️
What? Its funny.
dude that weren't funny :/
It’s not funny Panda Dude.
It's my opinion. So we think different
Leave a thumbs up if you want another vid of dan playing this game
Bondorak Gaming it is not dantem it is dantdm
👍
@@adampickard4901 captain sparkles?
You mean the video not the comment
Yéeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3ee3eeeeeeeeeeee
Dan my fav youtuber makes a school
*cries*
i wish i can go to his school
A Better One!!!
Dad: did you do good in your test? Kid: the test was full of toilets
and when I was peeing a person was on my head!
Welcome to dantdm's school
Full of sadness and pee
Ha
Not pee anymore
Blaines school
School meado: shut it and let us teach you
What is has: lack of toilets and sadness and a 1 Star rating
Put that booger back in ur nose
Turn around
And walk away
I would Go to Your School :D
Ya me to
I would go too, but it would probably just teach gaming
(Edit: which is a very good thing)
Yeah me 3
Me to!:D
yusei no
“ITS PEE?!” -Dan, 2019
Me, 2019: “They aren’t potty trained”
😂😂😂😅😅😅
Or the school Dan was creating didn’t have Toilets 🤣
it matters what grade their in! if their in pre school, than maybe than but if their in 12th grade than just why
Lol i suppose they don't have that kind of education at punk academy 🤔
They need nappies
My friend: I wish we had vending machines at school
Me: at least we have bathrooms
same lol
True.
Principal Dan: Hello pupils, I am afraid that I have fired Mr.Socrates. But he will be back soon.
Pupils: WE WANT SOCRATES! WE WANT SOCRATES!
lol
Lol
Dan would be a great teacher
The best
True
True
Yes
Awesome teacher 👨🏫 teach us how to play
Look at Dan, being productive and building a school while I..... sit on a couch and watch this video... O-O
We're u on the toilet?😀
Pee on floor?
Paperbag Animations I’m also on the couch ...I should be doing hw
I’m on the couch too
so if i play sims , im being productive , YES
A school where danTDM runs it??? this is a dream come true...
"Look at all this sadness and pee"
-Dan 2019
Christina 257 MSP you were used for da song that dantdm just uploaded x
I cringed dan
congratulations on getting in the song
Christina got in the song I cringed dan
your comment in a song :D made by Dan :b
If I can’t steal their fries..... I can steal their burgers and chicken nuggets
AND LUNCH MONEY FOR MOR
awwwwww I wanted you to steal the fries:(
NU THOSE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOBODY TAKES MEH CHICKEN NUGGESTKA MAI YA MAI NUGGETS! *eats all of the nuggets*
Mi nuggets...:(
;(
"Pee in the trash can if you need to"
- Dantdm 2019
Its cool....
Anybody else wanted Dan to name the school: Diamond TDM Academy?
Me!
Same
It’s a copy of a game.
I was thinking of Diamond high but hell yeah!
“It was full of pee and sadness” -DanTDM 2019
Hello, I give Shoutouts to all people who subscribe $ùßsçŕìbê to me with The bell turned on Once you have done that còmment something nice on my last video and you will get the shoutout on Sunday!
ツSaltyCreeper ur a scammer
I'm litteraly getting out of class while watching this video
U get out of school at 12:00?
Same
@@bluefrogmaster For me it's 2:00 so I'm getting out of school
@@bluefrogmaster i live in america i get out at 2:55
Frozen8688 !! Nah for me is 3:05
Were do I sign up for punk academy??? Because I'll go
Me three!!
me four
me five
Me seven
@ where is five its only me
It should’ve been called ‘TDM’s house of weirdness’
Dan, please play this again, also some tips I think could help you. 1. Get a good school before you start the year with bathrooms, classrooms, a cafeteria and kitchen, etc. 2. Organize your school, try to keep building organized and the rooms inside organized. 3. Get as many chairs as students your school has. This was my advice for how to keep a stable school!
Dummy it was a coppy
Now let’s try this irl 😂😂😂😂
@dantdm
he really should play this again.
7:44
“What could go wrong with going max, huh?”
*Later*
8:18
“I’ve done too many, haven’t I...”
OMG IKR LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh
11:24 Dan: Look how much pee is on the floor!
Me: I don't think you would want to say that. XD
Nonya Business *I Agree*
ME: I dont need to look
I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!! IT IS AMAZING!!! Harry Potter, comment me and tell me your favorite character
Ikr
Whats yours??
Girls: he's probably thinking about OTHER GIRLS...
Him: 19:56
I’d rather be in PUNK ACADEMY! than my normal school!
Me too😀!!!
I agree hahaha
Yeah I want to piss on the floor too ha...ha...
I would to
Yeah me too at last it's just a game
If Dan made a school, I would definitely join. He's amazing!
i wouldn't if there was pee on where i walk
@@itsdrewyoo same
2 seconds later...
Look at this school. Look at all of this sadness and pee!
*you can even pee in a trash can if you really need too*
XD
Wait what?!
N O W A Y!
*ok don't do that cause its innopropriate*
Me Oi we’ll then whoever takes out the trash that stuff will drip on them
me too I've actually done it before
I was sleep walking and I peed into a garbage can LOL.
Dan: oh no.. look at all this sadness and pee...
Me: *falling out of chair laughing*
I would sign up. And please do more punk academy
yeah I saw the BigHit entertainment thingy thing in the descrption
Dan. Danny. Big Dee.
We want a series out of this.
your comment was in dans song XD
.Ita a copy
It's sad to see you play these games once. You should play more😔😄
I remember someone saying that the motto should've been "never steals another students milk" and got pinned by dantdm..? Or that was just a dream..
oOoOoOoOo
When Dan is doing to the tutorial and he looks at the principal's name, Charlotte Wu, her middle name has to start with a U. Then it would be Charlotte U. Wu, or Charlotte UwU.
Hello, I give Shoutouts to all people who subscribe $ùßsçŕìbê to me with The bell turned on Once you have done that còmment something nice on my last video and you will get the shoutout on Sunday!
TSM TheSaltyCreeper hell no u play fortnite which is BAD FOR YOU
@@airlinefood333 fortnite is G boii
i know a 2-year old that watches old ninja memes and plays on mobile
BOI
uwu
Never steal another students fires, Dan
😂😂😂😂
It’s very serious if you steal there fires you are now on fire mwhhahahahhaa
Hey dantdm am a big fan I’ve been it for years
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Edit- Pinky Ong I am not hating on school... it's just a joke
Homework
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Awords
Cplaced
Racross
Oso
Neach letter
Yspells
Ma word
H Null = M A T H
Stop hating on school/homework!School and homework is for you education so you can go to University,get a degree and then when you work you can get more money than ITE or Polytechnic. And tbh school isn't even that bad! It is quite nice!My classmates always talks with our Chinese teacher! And school with her is actually more fun lol....our Chinese teacher got some random presents in a bag,when you get full marks for Chinese spelling you can take a dip for a prize. One of my classmates (He is a boy) got full marks two times in a row,then our Chinese teacher got out a girly pen which was red and has a pom pom on the top and said in Chinese:"Come take this one" Everyone laughed so hard! But that wasn't the end! Our Chinese teacher was joking so she let my classmate take a dip in the bag and guess what he got.....
He got a pink pencil with a kawaii bear on top! Omg everyone laughed so hard even him and our Chinese teacher it was soooooooooooooo funny! He said he was going to give it to his sister 😂😂😂 Our Chinese teacher said he could try again but he didn't 😁
DAN, START ROLLING THE INTRO AGAIN AT THE START OF THE VIDEO, WE ALL LOVED IT
7:17 PETER is WEARING a FALLOUT SUIT.
Omg I didn't notice that
VAULT SUIT not fallout suit
U encouraged me to make a youtube channel (thanks)
Nice
whirlwindz🌪 what is it called
I subbed
Mine to since i was 8 im 13 now
“Home room at 6am is pretty harsh” welcome to the American schooling system Dan 😉👌
My home room is at 8:15
ikr
what the heck
@@Loki-en6ii same
My home room is at 8:00
welcome to Punk Academy, where we sell walls and build trashcans
Lol
@@piko9_A im a genius-
Fun fact a school is the second hardest building to design and build
*Mr. Middleton’s school of sadness and pee*
🤣
How u know his last name?
@@carsondyer685they probably searched it on the internet
“Homeroom at 6:00 am is harsh.”
-Dantdm
Me: this is my quote of the year. * sniffle *
That sounds so bad. I complain about having homeroom at 9:30 in the morning.
Dan-"ew pee!"
Me-"pee hahaha!😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:12 MAKE ANOTHER VID OF THIS GAME I HAD FUN WATCHING YOU PLAY IT
U are hot
LOL
EPIC GAMER You are weird
What the hell EPIC GAMER
Can you please play this game again??? If so, can you PLEEEEAAASSSEE do the Hufflepuff school uniform?? You’re awesome Dan!!
Im a Hufflepuff so I liked 👍
Nah Griffindor fam
I love ur profile pic
Griffen or for life
It’s all about ravenclaw
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz make this a series Dan
It would be great
DanTDM: This is the dirtiest cafeteria ever!
Me: Oh Boy! You haven't seen mine.
HELLLLLLLO EVERONNNEEEE!!!!😁😁😁😁
Dan if you are reading this, I just wanted to say thanks for everything you do. For making videos for other people to watch, for making me and millions of other people smile and most important, for just being Dan. I love your videos soooooooooooo much. Again, thank you you are an inspiration for HEAPS of people in the world.😁😁😁
Edit: I liked my own comment because I don't think anyone else will🙁
thank you man
ha i just pranked you
😒
You didn't fool me btw
I looked at your name thing
Just saying 😁😁
what up dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matgen0810 omg
CãndiCane AJ haha trolled me
Ok someone's peeing in trees....
why is this relatable?
Literally hundreds of boys peed in trees
O_o
theyre bushes :P
@@minecrafteliza4887 they're*
ooooof
*remembers the last time i peed on a tree...*
Nope never did that before!
Dan: This is the DIRTIEST cafeteria you’ll ever see
Calibre Academy: *Hold My Trash.*
did u just reavel ur school
i maybe an total idiot
17:35 when he said he has a disease... CORONAVIRUS!
*looks at dans uploads
*presses on newest upload
Dan: What’s by those bushes... 😱... Is that... PEE...!?!?
*clicks off video...
Lol
This might be a weird question but...
Can i eat 1 bannana!!!??? I mean you have 5!!
Pee is scary!!!
Lololol
Lol
I've never heard Dan say 'pee' that much ever
What a wonderful record this video has broken!
I would definitely go to your school,in one condition.....we watch one of your videos every hour.
AwesomeJuice Plays uh I agree
Or second
I would go to school in 1 condition NO HOMEWORK DANTDM
@@best_leopard4116 yesssss
Seems legit
🤣I COULDN'T HANDEL IT WHEN HE SAID "NEVER STEAL ANOTHER STUDENTS FIRES!!"
So true
This is a school I wouldn’t mind going to!
Asa's Awesome Adventures me to
Same
Same Dan would be the best teacher ever
Same
Even if I had to pee outside I would still go
DO ANOTHER VIDEO ON THIS PLEASE I LOVE THIS GAME
If only dantdm was my teacher
Or principal
Pst he can make all of us watch videos and not learning!
@@flxralnour4875 yeah
@@MentyandMonty LOL
Penelope coconut i would leave the school
*WERE if only DanTDM *WERE* your teacher
Watch yo grammar
Students: *why did my mom sign me up in "Punk academy"? THERE ISNT EVEN ANY TOILETS!*
it's not a bush! it's just pee!
I also want to thank you for making me want to create content :)
@PewDie Pie Wait are you real?
@@denissetorres-ruiz1416 Hell no idiot
@@laxcpd He's not talking to u noob
@@minecrafter8344 I have more subscribers,skills, and a profile image
@@laxcpd stop whining u babys
Dan plz do more of this🙃
And i dont have enough money - dantdm lol the way he said it tho..im editing this a few times cuz im bored!XD
Edit:badam,badam,badam,BODOM
Edit:Thats a bush...no that's not a bush...ITS PEE.WE HAVENT GOT TOILETS...LOOK HOW MUCH PEE IS ON THE FLOOR.*almost throws up*
Edit: OMG DAN!!
Edit: Haiii I've watched this vid so many times XD
What does your wife think???
Dan: THERE IS PEE ON THE FLOOR!!!!
You just made my day😂
>•
Dan:*screaming* IM STRESSED!!!!!!
Me: this is why Dan should not be a teacher he’d be terrible
“How was your day? *It was okay... It was full of sadness and pee.* “ MOTHER IS SPEECHLESS
#2 on trending right now! Who's here before 400k views?
👇
not me
Me
AQ
Ow no I axadently wrote aq
Not me
The face cam is SURELY APPARENTLY done by dan
Yeah it is that's so cool!
Ik bc in one of his vids he said he bad at drawing circles so yup
Great for the game
True dat
I didn't even notice it
This is why I enjoy homeschooling. I get to get up when I want, learn my speed, hang out with my friends whenever I want and there is no pee problem. ( ^ O ^ )
Homeschooling squad where you at
Then you won't get used to waking up early and getting ready for work
Ultimate Plot Twist:
17:29 Vito is Beast Boy..
Keep replaying it, it's funny.
Thumbnail:i tried to build my own school!
me:ok *clicks the thumbnail*
Dan: thats pee on the floor!
Me: well done
Hahahahaha
I literally laughed at your comment I’m proud of this
HaghahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahhhHhahahahahhahahahahHAhhahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahHhHhHahahHhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha thi hahahahahha s was s hahahahahahahahhahaha o fun hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhah ny ahhahahahahhahahaha
“Look at all this sadness and pee”
DanTDM 2019
Btw Who is watching in April-December 2019
Oct 27
Oct 28
8 november
10th Nov.
November 16th or 17th but I think 17th
Dan: "HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUCH DUMP ON THE FLOOR?!"
Me: Just casually watched that again at least 10 times
Yeah
Dan should make this into a series on his channel. I want to see this school grow.
please do another video!! This was veryyy funnyy
🙄
@@kkaij0 He meant about this game
DAN, if i ever found your school i would come to you get your autograph take a selfie aaannnddd RUN AWAY SCREAMING!
kid 1:(whispers) dan is a terrible teacher
Kid 2: haha lol
Dan:SOLITAR- I MEAN DETENTION!
If this was Dan's school,i would gladly enroll
Knowing Dan, that might not be a good idea...
@@PikachuVK11 ooof
@@pudelbabayaga721 XD
Detention for u Dantdm for letting people pee outside
YEAH!!
I want to see more people pee out side that wood be funny
yes
HES THE SUPERINTENDENT U DUM
Dans Quote 2019:
*NO TALKING IN CLASS*
3:52
Dan: I thought this was a school bus, its a garbage bus.
Me: They're both basically the same thing.