I’m a guy with a high voice, countertenor, the highest range for a guy, and I hate it. I sing and people enjoy listening until I speak and then they look surprised. It’s been a blessing and a curse.
I have a high voice too. I also am a countertenor and have been trained, and can hit soprano notes. Lol. It used to bother me a lot, but now that I’m much older I don’t care anymore,
"Because if I had a pair, I'd be in the Marine Corps!" 🤣🤣🤣 My Dad would have LOVED that!!! OUTSTANDING!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank You for your service!!!❤ ~APRIL LIPKE
Imagine having to sing Aladdin’s part of “A Whole New World” as a little girl. 🤔 I wonder if that had anything to do with my personal lifelong gender-fluidity.
Glad to hear that you are a veteran! So am I! Army Captain 2017-2019 Afghanistan! MOS 11 Charlie! God bless you 🙏, Joey. The VA is a much better choice!
I had to laugh because I'm Air Force 1997-2001, Kosovo, and the jokes are so much funnier when you understand the military "rivalry". 😂 Thank you for your service!
Still haven't darkened the doors frame of A VA other than when my dad had his Heart attack. He survived... but I still refuse to allow the federal government another chance to die for my country.... (running joke about the VA) i have good insurance through my employer
Gorgeous, brilliant & funny!! Perfect combo. I'm a woman who's occasionally been called "sir" over phones & in drive-throughs when my allergies act up, I hear ya....
I feel your pain about your voice. I was told by a doctor after calling him at night that I have a voice that's good for 1-900 calls because it's so throaty. I've seen your shows before and you have a great sense of humor.
Dude this guy is so hilarious but true!! Because of my insurance, I basically can't get dental work done unless it's to pull a tooth or get dentures but I suffered a slip and fall at my house and needed an emergency ride, hospital stay, surgery and rehab... My insurance covered all that!! Wtf?!? Why do I identify with this so badly?
1:50 "...why don't you grow a pair..." "... if I had a pair I'd be in the Marines". That's funny. Reminds me of boot camp. I won't relate any details. It's a bit of a colorful story that can't be told without the use of language unbefitting for Dry Bar.
@@cieljek There are a lot of good & caring ppl in the world that care for others well-being whether they're wearing masks or not. You should try it sometime...
Gotta gripe about something huh? Just can't listen and enjoy some laughter huh? Or, if you don't like his comedy, can't just scroll by and not say something?
If you found my routine clever (thank you, actually) but not funny that means you were able to appreciate it on an intellectual level but not an emotional one, because you couldn't relate viscerally, and that makes perfect sense. Just like how, on an intellectual level, I know you were actually trying to give me a compliment and weren't trying to be rude at all, while, emotionally, I simply can't relate to someone who would spend thirty seconds of their life letting other people who liked something know that you didn't like it. Although it's not a big deal and social media is indeed an open forum, this post of my special wasn't a survey. It's not a talent contest or a Yelp review page. It's an offering of a subjectively viewed form of entertainment for you to either watch to the end and enjoy or not enjoy and leave after a few seconds for one of a billion other standup videos available here on TH-cam. No typing required.
@@JeffShawcomedian TH-cam and all other social media are forums where people _will_ comment on the works presented. But you don't take issue with people spending 30 seconds to comment. You only take issue with them spending 30 seconds to comment _negatively._ Clearly you have nothing against comments per se. I spent 10 years as a working (but an essentially failed) musician, so let me speak your language a little. 1. Hire a publicist. 2. Show your new publicist the comments _you_ have been posting.
@@bkm2797 thats wild, kinda got more respect for him now. my buddies with broken noses (hockey and dirt bike accidents) have that block nose thug look going on (total meat head look)
My problem is opposite of his. He's a man with a high voice, I'm a woman with a low voice. I was once asked over the phone if I was a boy or a girl. But, hey! I can sing tenor or high base.
He’s good. I remember him from a previous post. If he changed his hairstyle and put on a mechanics outfit, he has the right voice to play a “squirrelly mechanic” type role in a sitcom.
My brother enlisted at age 17 to finish high school. He went through basic and found himself in the middle of the Vietnam War as a door gunner on the H1 Huey. Also, he was in the middle of Agent Orange. He was a top dog on the USS New Jersey, which has been restored again with his photo and detailed description of his military career hanging in the Captains quarters. He died last year.
Boomers defeated the soviet union. The lost so much in vietnam and cold war. They gave up. Now liberals juveniles want it again. Traitor Liberals as ever.
My condolences for the loss of your brother 💜. That war was so divisive, and many people still have strong feelings about it. Compassion and grace for all whose lives were affected by it. May he rest in peace.
😂 That means you're a good guy with a great sense of humor 😁. Many thanks to you for your dedication to our nation and for the time and sacrifices you and your loved ones have made. That goes to all of you who are currently serving, have previously served, and will serve. Much appreciated. Thank you.
I told my father that there was only one boy singing 1st soprano in our junior high chorus. When I told him his name, he said that it made sense. The men at work nicknamed his father "Squeeky".
When i first clicked, the voice caught me off guard but honestly it's only at certain points it sounds really high, at others, you don't notice it as much. He's pretty funny though, he had some pretty funny jokes 😅
I’m a guy with a high voice, countertenor, the highest range for a guy, and I hate it. I sing and people enjoy listening until I speak and then they look surprised. It’s been a blessing and a curse.
You’re a rarity. Embrace it. I’m a mezzo, more common than a soprano who thinks they’re a real soprano 😆
I have a high voice too. I also am a countertenor and have been trained, and can hit soprano notes. Lol. It used to bother me a lot, but now that I’m much older I don’t care anymore,
i too have a high voice, ive been smoking and drinking heavy for 26 yrs, i still sound like a kid, just a kid with a rasp😂😂
Better that than the weird Gomer Pyle thing…high speaking voice and a deep singing voice. Too paradoxical for me!
Hey Larry, I'd embrace your voice. You're unique and super rare. Be proud of your talent, don't shy away from it.
"Because if I had a pair, I'd be in the Marine Corps!" 🤣🤣🤣
My Dad would have LOVED that!!! OUTSTANDING!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Thank You for your service!!!❤
~APRIL LIPKE
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah man!! I was dead laughing! Semper Fi brother!
I can relate. I am a woman with a very low voice. I was assigned to sing with the boys back in high school 😢
Me too! Met a boyfriend there ….had to sit next to the girls…
Imagine having to sing Aladdin’s part of “A Whole New World” as a little girl.
🤔 I wonder if that had anything to do with my personal lifelong gender-fluidity.
same here.
I’m a woman and sing with the tenors at church.
We called that a talto in our chorus (tenor-alto).
Glad to hear that you are a veteran! So am I! Army Captain 2017-2019 Afghanistan! MOS 11 Charlie! God bless you 🙏, Joey. The VA is a much better choice!
I had to laugh because I'm Air Force 1997-2001, Kosovo, and the jokes are so much funnier when you understand the military "rivalry". 😂 Thank you for your service!
Still haven't darkened the doors frame of A VA other than when my dad had his Heart attack. He survived... but I still refuse to allow the federal government another chance to die for my country.... (running joke about the VA) i have good insurance through my employer
He is hilarious. I love him.
Gorgeous, brilliant & funny!! Perfect combo. I'm a woman who's occasionally been called "sir" over phones & in drive-throughs when my allergies act up, I hear ya....
I recognized Jeff immediately from the thumbnail because of his last DBC special. This one was just as good! Thanks DBC and Jeff.
This guy is insane. I laughed so loud I hoped the neighbors didn’t hear me!😂😂😂
I gotta see Jeff Foxworthy's reaction to this! 😂
I think he should try out for America's got Talent. Very funny. Reminds me of Bob Smiley - who's a high-pitched voice comedian.
Jim Nabors voice, Owenn Wilson's face.
Now we know why there is a helium shortage. 😂😂😂
I was trying to go to bed, but I clicked as soon as I saw the thumbnail. Love Jeff! ❤
Loved your set. First time seeing you. Look forward to the next video.
Hilarious! The funniest one yet! Hands down.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jeff is hilarious
He was on point! Excellent set.
I feel your pain about your voice. I was told by a doctor after calling him at night that I have a voice that's good for 1-900 calls because it's so throaty. I've seen your shows before and you have a great sense of humor.
LMAO !!! Great Job !!!!
I've Ubered to ER a few times.
Thanks for the laughs, Jeff! 😂🙌🏼
Cranking up the laughs with the Shaw-crank redemption!
Great comedy Loved it 🤣🤣🤣
Great!
Imagine Jeff in a horror movie…
That would be awesome!
Thanks!
"he looks kinda like Geddy Lee"
30 seconds in "no i am not Geddy Lee from Rush"
He is HILARIOUS
Loved the went #2 without a spotter! So relatable material!
He sounds like Sebastian Bach.
Dude this guy is so hilarious but true!! Because of my insurance, I basically can't get dental work done unless it's to pull a tooth or get dentures but I suffered a slip and fall at my house and needed an emergency ride, hospital stay, surgery and rehab... My insurance covered all that!! Wtf?!? Why do I identify with this so badly?
Dude said I'm not Getty Lee from Rush. Might be one of the best lines ever in standup.
omgosh, I love you Jeff!
I was confused for a second by preview, asking myself since when Caitlin Jenner doing stand-up
That was pretty good!
Sorry Randy but I think I found my new favorite comedian 😂
We need to pair him with the lowest voiced female comedian.
Try Steve Trevino. Recently discovered him. His first special was better than his second.
This person was soooo funny, but am I nuts in thinking he looks 2 months pregnant. Funny as hell.
Great content it's unique and funny😀
Well done! No Alvin and the Chipmunks jokes tho....
Missed opportunity? 🤔
Try going through life as a woman with a deep voice :/
That’s sexier!
I have a couple friends with deep voices. I think it's sexy at times.
My aunt has a deep voice, every time she calls customer service, they always refer to her as sir. She’s tall and also has man hands.
So so funny 😂
Is this guy from Saskatoon 😂
"Hello ladies!"😅
He's really good..m
This Guy is pretty funny.
Very funny
Haha. At 10:43, my video broke to a Hertz Commercial. Makes me wonder if they sponsored this video.
😂
1:50 "...why don't you grow a pair..." "... if I had a pair I'd be in the Marines". That's funny. Reminds me of boot camp. I won't relate any details. It's a bit of a colorful story that can't be told without the use of language unbefitting for Dry Bar.
🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼
As Marine I approve of that military joke hahaha.
We found the opposite of Mitch Hedburg and that’s okay 👍
We should've been up in arms and out in the streets over the medical crisis a decade ago.
Yeah well I sound like Patrick Star and everyone assumes I'm an idiot so its not all wine and roses on the other end.
You can deepen your voice. I did. many videos on youtube about it.
Bruce Jenner just before transition.
Why in the hell are people still wearing masks?
This was filmed in 2020
@@DryBarComedy thank you
Imagine caring about ppl wearing masks
@@cieljek There are a lot of good & caring ppl in the world that care for others well-being whether they're wearing masks or not. You should try it sometime...
Jacob, I asked the same..
This guy...
I swear I thought that was Bru.....Caitlyn Jenner 😅
😂😅
He needs a better hair cut
Women always have to find something to criticize a man on unreal.
You need a better attitude (:
Did you not even watch the special? He mentions part of getting older is no longer caring about how he looks.
Gotta gripe about something huh? Just can't listen and enjoy some laughter huh? Or, if you don't like his comedy, can't just scroll by and not say something?
Na it's perfect.
Michael Blaustein? Too much blue chew?
As clever as this routine was, I just couldn't find it funny.
No sense of humor or just too quick for you to catch on. 😉
@@whorn9295 Dunno. It just didn't 'click'.
If you found my routine clever (thank you, actually) but not funny that means you were able to appreciate it on an intellectual level but not an emotional one, because you couldn't relate viscerally, and that makes perfect sense. Just like how, on an intellectual level, I know you were actually trying to give me a compliment and weren't trying to be rude at all, while, emotionally, I simply can't relate to someone who would spend thirty seconds of their life letting other people who liked something know that you didn't like it. Although it's not a big deal and social media is indeed an open forum, this post of my special wasn't a survey. It's not a talent contest or a Yelp review page. It's an offering of a subjectively viewed form of entertainment for you to either watch to the end and enjoy or not enjoy and leave after a few seconds for one of a billion other standup videos available here on TH-cam. No typing required.
@@JeffShawcomedian TH-cam and all other social media are forums where people _will_ comment on the works presented. But you don't take issue with people spending 30 seconds to comment. You only take issue with them spending 30 seconds to comment _negatively._ Clearly you have nothing against comments per se.
I spent 10 years as a working (but an essentially failed) musician, so let me speak your language a little. 1. Hire a publicist. 2. Show your new publicist the comments _you_ have been posting.
@@JeffShawcomedian
I love you, Jeff! 🤣🌹🙏🏼💯
sure he isnt trans ?
Sure you aren't?
He’s a dude.
Low T for sure
This guy is soooo handsome, he looks like a MAN to me.
Needs better material.
Can I use some of yours? Oh, wait, that's right. You don't have any.😂
His jokes are lamer than his tie n shirt combo
He's faking having high voice. One may argue he is Semloh Htebazile in that sense...
Did you learn that in third grade??
@@MsAdventure531
The joke is mildly funny. Inoffensive and somewhat funny. No need to try to drag me down. It won't work. More luck next time.
No, not funny at all
Very funny, and he does look like Owen Wilson with a good nose job,Lol!
Thanks for the laughs.😆🤣😆🤣👍
😂😂😂
You nailed it😂
hes lucky, owen wilsons nose is strange
@@isaactuuri6488 Owen had broken his nose several times as a teenager, now he claims it gives him character.
@@bkm2797 thats wild, kinda got more respect for him now. my buddies with broken noses (hockey and dirt bike accidents) have that block nose thug look going on (total meat head look)
😂
My problem is opposite of his. He's a man with a high voice, I'm a woman with a low voice. I was once asked over the phone if I was a boy or a girl. But, hey! I can sing tenor or high base.
My aunt’s voice is so deep, every time she calls customer service they always say how may I help you, sir.
I no longer dress to impress, I'm just impressed that I'm dressed! 😂😂😂😂Yep. Me in a nutshell!😂😂😂😂
Looks like Kaitlin changed her mind and gave Bruce a second chance at life. 😂😅
😂😂😂
"If I grew a pair, I'd be in the Marine Corps!"
BURN!
Hearing a grown man with a voice of a pre-pubescent boy voice is genuinely unnerving but at least he made the best of his situation
I bet he would do well as a voice actor. I wonder if he can do falsetto, and how high he can go. Somebody write a cartoon for his voice.
Seth MacFarlane hope your watching!
@@Patrick_Cooper i was thinking the same
He’s not dying it’s not like it’s a chronic illness. Man TH-cam commenters are so dramatic 😭😭
@@A..224 So all people with chronic illness are dying? Might want to get those long toes checked man if they get stepped on this much.
That hair whip after saying he was in the military lmao
I was impressed that he Didn’t vaulter if he didn’t get a laugh after a joke. He rolled the next one.. he has serious confidence
Didn't know faulter started with a v.
His observations and delivery are first class. I can't remember 55.
He's hilarious but honestly I think he sounds like Sebastian Bach of Skid Row! Not Geddy Lee! But like I said Jeff is freaking Hilarious!
U nailed it 😂
Trailer park Boys
Ah he really does
Omg he really does!
i love this guy, full on respect for being able to make a show out of poking fun at himself.
Good ol' self-deprecation
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
Manly girly man is a legend
Tough crowd, this guy is phenomenal
My adult kid was driving a 18 Wheeler for work at 20 yrs old but couldn't rent a car 🤦♀️
An* 18
He’s good. I remember him from a previous post.
If he changed his hairstyle and put on a mechanics outfit, he has the right voice to play a “squirrelly mechanic” type role in a sitcom.
Mike Tyson has a high voice bro and he ain’t no joke lol
My brother enlisted at age 17 to finish high school. He went through basic and found himself in the middle of the Vietnam War as a door gunner on the H1 Huey. Also, he was in the middle of Agent Orange. He was a top dog on the USS New Jersey, which has been restored again with his photo and detailed description of his military career hanging in the Captains quarters. He died last year.
God rest his soul. You will meet again. We are Infinite consciousness.
Boomers defeated the soviet union. The lost so much in vietnam and cold war. They gave up. Now liberals juveniles want it again. Traitor Liberals as ever.
My condolences for the loss of your brother 💜.
That war was so divisive, and many people still have strong feelings about it. Compassion and grace for all whose lives were affected by it. May he rest in peace.
@@maryannpshock955 you can thank Jane Fonda for the controversy over that war. She was the reason my Dad was spit on when he came home.
I’m sorry. Your brother is a hero and a brave man.
As an Air force vet, I was disappointed until he picked on us.
Ditto
You could consider the joke about photo bombing just for you guys
😂 That means you're a good guy with a great sense of humor 😁. Many thanks to you for your dedication to our nation and for the time and sacrifices you and your loved ones have made. That goes to all of you who are currently serving, have previously served, and will serve. Much appreciated. Thank you.
😂
Ia it really a he!?
We will never know
best manly girly comedian ever!
You are an amazing comic go jeff
I absolutely love this special
He kinda looks like Woody Harrelson
You are an amazing comic go jeff
These one liners are awesome!
Thanks Jeff..funny. loved you!! Its ok to be different.❤
I’m glad i gave this a chance
Jeff is genuinely funny 🏆
I told my father that there was only one boy singing 1st soprano in our junior high chorus. When I told him his name, he said that it made sense. The men at work nicknamed his father "Squeeky".
Wow, a "clean" comedian who is really funny, love this guy
When i first clicked, the voice caught me off guard but honestly it's only at certain points it sounds really high, at others, you don't notice it as much.
He's pretty funny though, he had some pretty funny jokes 😅