Avenged Sevenworm, Stairworm To Heaven, John Cougar Wormincamp, Led Wormelin, Elworm Presley, Jimi Wormtrix, Wormy Ray Vaughn... Joe Wormiani... Worm Twah
Fun fact: the people who built the pyramids weren’t actually slaves, they were just workers, like construction all through history, building the pyramids was just another job that they were paid and given accommodations for, and because of how renowned and respected the pharaohs were, it was actually considered an honour to assist in the pyramids construction. There’s even still remnants of the camps made specifically for the workers to make their great task easier, and they were allowed leave for certain circumstances there are actually still readable lists of😊
yeah but it's one of their biggest "we are victims" cards. you know who I mean. my wife is an Egyptologist and has had some very serious disagreements with the only jew in the family about this subject
I feel like to find out Dooo’s identity at this point all someone has to do is look up one of the like 5 family trees in Missouri that have White, Native American, and Jewish heritage and also has an African American family member that married in within at least the last 50ish years. Like, there cannot be that many results that fit all the criteria.
Regarding funny names for hurricanes: In Scotland we had “Hurricaine Bawbag” (yes, named after your balls) in 2011, we as a nation just decided “aye, this feels right” There’s historic news clips on YT of news reporters calling it Hurricane Bawbag, so I don’t see why our American friends can’t give them funny names tbh!
The consensus behind the pyramids for egyptologists is that they were not built by slaves. Yes they had slaves at one point. But the workers who built the pyramids were paid
@@andysavage4991 this was so funny to me when i looked at it on xbox youtube that I had to pull out my laptop and tell you it was funny. EnchiladaAsphalt.
All these conspiracy theorists be out here like the "Egyptians must of have some sort of ancient technology that we that we just don't have any more!" And I'm just like yes, you're absolutely right it's called slavery.
Ya know, I’m so glad the TH-cam bot can ban me from comments for a day for calling an idiot an absolute imbecile but can’t stop these obvious bot comments. I’ll keep up the fight reporting them. 🤝
i love the "scrambled hueages" creed bit throwback in the beginning
You see his mouth moving my for 10 minutes and the subtitles just say “eggs”
Theres nothing better than taking a final then immediately rotting my brain by watching a blarg video
Bro on god, I just got a 68% on my Physics final and immediately clicked on the video lmao
Damn the entire wirlds taking tests lmao
Ace a Thermo exam, watch Blarg, allow brain to melt into jelly for the time being... the engineering cycle
“There’s been a second Luigi “😂😂😂😂
any person named mario has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
@ especially a lawyer
some random short guy in Vegas: Minding his own business
Blarg: WUTDAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Avenged Sevenworm, Stairworm To Heaven, John Cougar Wormincamp, Led Wormelin, Elworm Presley, Jimi Wormtrix, Wormy Ray Vaughn...
Joe Wormiani...
Worm Twah
Fun fact: the people who built the pyramids weren’t actually slaves, they were just workers, like construction all through history, building the pyramids was just another job that they were paid and given accommodations for, and because of how renowned and respected the pharaohs were, it was actually considered an honour to assist in the pyramids construction. There’s even still remnants of the camps made specifically for the workers to make their great task easier, and they were allowed leave for certain circumstances there are actually still readable lists of😊
I thought everyone knew this at this point, or at least blarg would
Was gonna comment this
yeah but it's one of their biggest "we are victims" cards. you know who I mean. my wife is an Egyptologist and has had some very serious disagreements with the only jew in the family about this subject
44:16 I'm so disappointed no one said "This is my own private wormacile"
"Hurricane Gay Fart" 🗣🗣🔥🔥
throwback
I feel like to find out Dooo’s identity at this point all someone has to do is look up one of the like 5 family trees in Missouri that have White, Native American, and Jewish heritage and also has an African American family member that married in within at least the last 50ish years.
Like, there cannot be that many results that fit all the criteria.
given I currently live in Missouri, You are so very wrong
“What’s a soul brother”
A basketball American!
Blarg is a CSGO pro in my opinion, never seen plays like he’s made
Regarding funny names for hurricanes:
In Scotland we had “Hurricaine Bawbag” (yes, named after your balls) in 2011, we as a nation just decided “aye, this feels right”
There’s historic news clips on YT of news reporters calling it Hurricane Bawbag, so I don’t see why our American friends can’t give them funny names tbh!
14:50 Gives Xavier: Renegade Angel
21:34 I was hitting mine right as he said the companies name 😂
I love how matt says hes shit at games but hits the craziest lil clips and doesnt react AT ALL
Earth, Worm, & and fire
A second frog has just…
You know 🐸🐸🛸
Smi77y saying “go to hockey or play CS2" is very Canadian lmfao
Mr. Mario there's been a second blue shell
Breaking news Waluigi has resurrected 50 worm ceos
"i am not IN worm skylar. i AM the worm"
"Carl Wheezer gets radicalized in real time" really is the best bit in months.
As a Canadian Blarg had mandatory Thrills time where he’s gotta eat a whole pack and say it tastes great while rubbing Smittys arm gently
Good Mythical Morning: does it turd
The consensus behind the pyramids for egyptologists is that they were not built by slaves. Yes they had slaves at one point. But the workers who built the pyramids were paid
Bruh what was that clown nose ahh laugh at 51:23?😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to see the uncut version, if this is FIFTY FIVE MINUTES!!!
Mr. President, there has been a second Luigi
Sir a second Luigi has hit the building
51:38 how did bro hit that and not even go crazy?!
As a Jew I approve of these “jokes”
This video dropped a ton of truth pills on me and I'm reeling. lmao
2:12 this video is getting manually reviewed lmao
Bro I love getting to see Dwayne the wock it really brings joy to my soul
33:35 Sudden barenaked ladies reference
44:33 Gustavo Fringworm
47:47 there be one already, Worm Shepherd
55min video you have blessed us long vid enjoyers
51:42 Holy shot…
I watch blargs content when I run out of smii7y content to watch
We got worm jokes before gta6 what a wild time to be alive
3:02 swagger is not on a mission from god (blues brothers reference)
DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT- James brown as a preacher
@ YES JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
48:27 Black Dahlia Wormer
Almost an hr long CS video from Blarg? Oh we eating good today lads.
wooo a blarg vid to start my day
Knowing that that woman (Tech Girl as she’s known) is South African makes that edit so much funnier
Worm never changes
lmaoo what’s luigi doing there
taking out insurance CEO's
hahahahahaha
@@bayralysis😂
4.5 minutes before the first loading screen. That was a busy opening
Yay new blarg vid
i should not have watched this while sick i think im dying political wheezer crashing out almost killed me
It costs 1 worm for the underground club
Thank you Blarg
I don't now why I laughed at that im only dining on fine China. That bit was so stupid
Dabbington is a sweaty smurf.
TacoPavement
BurritoSidewalk
@@andysavage4991 this was so funny to me when i looked at it on xbox youtube that I had to pull out my laptop and tell you it was funny. EnchiladaAsphalt.
Lasagnaroof
11 billion worms
34:27 why is he so scared to say chad
Ehh, go one country west of Chad.
You guys are going to hell for that one bit.
11 BILLION WORMS
2 worm 1 crab
All these conspiracy theorists be out here like the "Egyptians must of have some sort of ancient technology that we that we just don't have any more!" And I'm just like yes, you're absolutely right it's called slavery.
its crazy what you can do when you don't have OSHA breathing down you neck. and also couldn't care less about human life.
2:00 "Of course the jews made the pyramids, its on our fuckin money"
Swagger you cant say these things out loud jfc🤣
"3 WORMS DOWN"
The funny thing is the slaves didn’t build the pyramids and therefore shouldn’t get credit
Mom found the frosted frisbee
apparently "fresh off a turd" was added to the urban dictionary in 2008
i never laughed so fucking hard
They kept mentioning Eugene and Im looking at my monitor like why you saying my name?
Thank you blarg
Bowling For Worms
blarg loves little people thats all i got from this video
Already aged terribly 😂 ❤
Starting the video off with a Creed joke, I know it’s gonna be a good time!
BLARG PUT ON THE TIGHT BLACK MINIDRESS
Ya know, I’m so glad the TH-cam bot can ban me from comments for a day for calling an idiot an absolute imbecile but can’t stop these obvious bot comments. I’ll keep up the fight reporting them. 🤝
how bout u change ur pfp first
Breaking Worms
How did nobody catch the Bazaar joke lmao that almost put me down
COUNTER STRIKE LETS GO
Erroneous blood
Nine Inch Worms
Deworm (instead of Default)
3 Worms Down
Linkin Worms
Jelly Worm
Worm Grande
Snoop Worm
Worm Milk (Hot Milk)
Bad Worms (Bad Omens)
What the Luigi doin
I personally think this video will age very well. ( The J3ws took my future)
Mr president a second Luigi has hit the healthcare
Lets make this clear, I def wrote Swagger's manifesto
Blag is good
lowkey went with hairless eyeless grandma, kinda close
Worm merch when?
John F. Worm
BLARGGG!
You guys are going to hell for that one bit with praying to god
1 Hour of Terrorist Bloge? YIPPEE!
I'd be a very bad player getting TK's for sh!ts n gigs
I AM THE ONE WHO SEGWAYS.
"Mexicans are a sore spot for Carl."
Isn't their friend Sheen... Hispanic?
who up jorkin they shit rn
My brother in Christ it is 12:28
Mememememeem
im busting right now
Cheeseburger
Blargé!
Wormilla