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Trump Picks J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

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  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith หลายเดือนก่อน +1679

    Vance called Trump, "America's Hitler." Trump was so pleased that finally _somebody_ understood him, he hired the guy.

    • @ClaudiaAnn-uk5dv
      @ClaudiaAnn-uk5dv หลายเดือนก่อน

      Harris called Biden a racist to his face

    • @Danny-lr1yg
      @Danny-lr1yg หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      This comment is botted btw, this dude is a notorious comment botter

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I think you're right!

    • @humanbeing8400
      @humanbeing8400 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kamala called Biden a racist

    • @Bamajana
      @Bamajana หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂

  • @anthonysilvestri4946
    @anthonysilvestri4946 หลายเดือนก่อน +709

    JD Vance is the quintessential "born again" Trump sycophant! Did he really think we weren't gonna go back n watch the interviews from 2016? 😂😂😂

    • @katalac
      @katalac หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      He simply doesn't care

    • @anthonysilvestri4946
      @anthonysilvestri4946 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      ​@@katalac No shame, no morals and no self respect... The prototypical MAGA politician 😂

    • @KtotheL
      @KtotheL หลายเดือนก่อน

      just a hillbilly that shoulda stayed where he belongs in the woods....

    • @nicklindberg90
      @nicklindberg90 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MAGAs are too griftable for anyone to care

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Trump said that J.D. now appreciates how awesome Trump is, and that's all the info the Trump base needs.

  • @ctomsky
    @ctomsky หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    "Grunting over a deuce" was comedy gold. Props to whoever wrote that one.

  • @johnnyhunter
    @johnnyhunter หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    I just love the 'Ya Burnt' personality that talks back to Seth. That voice is perfect lol.

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Did you think Seth’s nightgiggling sounded like Tucker Carlson?

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HoraceInkling It DID! Couldn't place it, thank you.

  • @maryallan3982
    @maryallan3982 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    Remember 'The Stepford Wives'? J.D. is the Stepford Veep

  • @StumpkillerCP
    @StumpkillerCP หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Wonderful fact about the Stegosaurus. The four spikes on the tail had no identifying name until palentologists adopted the name Gary Larson had put in a cartoon. The "Thagomizer", named after the late Thag Simmons", became a real thing. I love paleontologists.

    • @WW-hr1hd
      @WW-hr1hd หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Gary Larson and The Far Side ROCK! I'm not sure if they did this in other cities, but Denver's Museum of Nature and Science hosted an exhibit of The Far Side back in the early 1990s. It says a lot about the scientific authenticity of The Far Side to have an exhibit at a Nature and Science Museum. One of my all time favorite exhibits!

    • @calumproctor981
      @calumproctor981 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Strigiphilus garylarsoni is a species of chewing louse found only on owls.
      "And I think to myself, 'What a wonderful world'."

  • @MarkSchenfisch
    @MarkSchenfisch หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    "send my assistant to go to the bathroom for me" is the perfect follow-through on the logic of the joke. No corrections here, just a gold star for attention to detail!!! ⭐

  • @timothyball3144
    @timothyball3144 หลายเดือนก่อน +499

    He chose Vance BECAUSE Vance compared him to the guy with the mustache. He knows that Vance just gets him

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👨🏼‍🦰IM EATING A HAMBURGER 🍔
      👴🏻🥃 I WANT A SALAMI ON RYE WID A KOSHER PICKLE ON THE SIDE.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😅

    • @jeanspur
      @jeanspur หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So weirdly true.

    • @richardgann5400
      @richardgann5400 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a Pycho and Sociopath he Is. Everyone can See That.

    • @D.MichelleBoydston
      @D.MichelleBoydston หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think he chose him because he thinks Vance is not that smart and he can always throw him under the magat bus if he wants to. Vance was stupid not to listen to his own words.

  • @StarParticleShade
    @StarParticleShade หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Jackal here:
    Excuse me sir - they doooooooooo have 'adult' coloring books. They have them with rude gestures, lewd acts, adult-themes, and my favorite - curse words in amazing designs.
    Get you one. They're awesome. When I get mad at someone, I color the picture in their 'pallet'. It's a good, secret burn - unless you give it to them, which then it's just fun. :D
    Love yoooou!

    • @taram9866
      @taram9866 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I have the curse words coloring book. It's awesome!

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How could they not know that?

    • @StarParticleShade
      @StarParticleShade หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@The_Infamous_Boogyman ​ @The_Infamous_Boogyman Probably because they didn't just look for one online.
      It's also fun to steal pages from my kid's coloring books to alter a picture to make a princess look like she's got a dubs. It just takes a few strokes of the pen and some imagination.
      I did some insane alterations to a kid's coloring book my friend bought me as a jab. Jokes on him, I made all of those things into little versions of us, and gave it back.
      He loved it - it made him laugh so hard.

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Palette?

    • @starksandrecreation
      @starksandrecreation หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yup! My favorite one is cutesy animals being vulgar. I want to get the “let’s summon demons” one (after I work through some of the ones I have)

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Vance looks like if Eric and Don Jr. had a baby

  • @kevinmcqueenie7420
    @kevinmcqueenie7420 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lyndsay Graham, JD Vance… The list goes on. Power over principle, each and every one.

    • @ragnong9680
      @ragnong9680 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You clearly know nothing about Republican politics if you lumped JD with those clowns. JD is a pro-labor pro-union Republican who had the stones to be anti-war in warmongering party as a junior senator. He marks a drastic shift in the priorities of the Republican party away from the foreign policy excesses of Bush, McCain and Romney, and into a new future for the party.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's like the boy band nobody wanted or liked, yet they still might get to No. 1.
      In reverse order, you have the initials guy, the one with a usually female name, the foreign name guy and the one no one remembers the name of. 😁

    • @DarinDan-t5s
      @DarinDan-t5s หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Add Nikki haley as the new spineless .

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well Lyndsey Graham was never really about principles in the first place. Just whatever the wind wants.

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber6496 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    "JD Vance looks like a Funco Pop doll of himself" - It's funny because it's true! 😂

    • @chady77077
      @chady77077 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah Kamala is waaaay better looking LOL

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I loved that one! 😅

    • @signumcrucis71
      @signumcrucis71 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spoiled naive

    • @norman_james455
      @norman_james455 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chady77077 Yes, your statement, minus the lame sarcasm, is correct.

  • @alanacholmes
    @alanacholmes หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    After 8 days with no power (thanks Beryl and Centerpoint executives), I'm so excited to watch Sethly from my own home!!

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Hey congrats. Hope you’re safe and well

    • @Kc-dq7zj
      @Kc-dq7zj หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Ugh, so glad you have power again!!

    • @tonydezurik6863
      @tonydezurik6863 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Well, the storm is a mindless random thing. On the other hand, Centerpoint CHOOSE to not spend a dime to upgrade its grid...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👴🏻🥃 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

    • @leahmurphy59
      @leahmurphy59 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope you haven’t voted for those two loser Cruz and Abbutt.

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Earlier today, I think a local CBS affiliate ran with the headline "Who is J.D. Vance?"
    I wrote, "Depends on who's asking."

  • @richardhendrix1274
    @richardhendrix1274 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    Don't blame the person with the Samsung, blame Apple for not accepting modern texting protocols.

    • @ArcticGnome-iw4ds
      @ArcticGnome-iw4ds หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Apple is still trying to figure out USB technology. Texting protocols will take them a while.

    • @mrjohndangerpowers
      @mrjohndangerpowers หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If Iphones didn't arbitrarily make texting with non-iphones worse in order make their users feel superior, then people might realize that $1200 is a brain dead amount to spend on a phone.

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🙌🏻

    • @jonathanolson6237
      @jonathanolson6237 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Add in the fact the current culture of iPhone users shaming Android users has undoubtedly caused more than a few to make the switch. I imagine that they're actually trying to do the opposite, and are actually looking for more reasons to make Android users look 'odd'.

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    trumps braveheart speech- “they may take our lives!… well not my life but maybe yours..”

    • @kissedbysun2517
      @kissedbysun2517 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm just glad he didn't wave his willy at the crowd

    • @madalynnmccarron4590
      @madalynnmccarron4590 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      "Some of you may die... but that is a sacrifice that I'm willing to make." - Lord Farquad, Shrek

    • @user-ks1rt1kb1b
      @user-ks1rt1kb1b หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Get my shoe

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      🔥

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-ks1rt1kb1b
      👴🏻🥃 WEAR IS BACK PACK KID AT?

  • @Scribblerjohnny
    @Scribblerjohnny หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Vance looks like the third preset for a video game character

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee หลายเดือนก่อน +339

    Trump never learned anything about governing, economics or democracy and Vance has only 18 months of political experience. What could go wrong? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @kyallon1213
      @kyallon1213 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They’re both figureheads, neither of them will have to make a decision if they win

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@kyallon1213 It's with a heavy heart I upvote your (astute) comment.

    • @terrygrant9140
      @terrygrant9140 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kyallon1213 You've confused them with Biden and Harris.

    • @brandonbauder6157
      @brandonbauder6157 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Joe had 47 and look how thay bs worked

    • @frogman7986
      @frogman7986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Biden has how many decades in office and since he’s taken presidency hasn’t contributed to bettering the economy or democracy 💀

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    NOTHING slows down bar service like espresso martinis with fresh-made coffee. 25 years in the bar/restaurant business and I don’t miss them AT ALL.

  • @brenta2634
    @brenta2634 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    J. D. Vance looks like the garbage pail kids cross between Eric and Don Jr. 😂

    • @marks4708
      @marks4708 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well you know when you start insulting someone’s appearance that you don’t have much of an IQ. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @BurritoMassacre
      @BurritoMassacre หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I said the same thing on X 😂 well that he looked like a Garbage Pail kid Not the Don part

    • @brenta2634
      @brenta2634 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@BurritoMassacre I hope he shaves his beard and start wearing baggy suits. Mini-Trump!

    • @ronaldrothchild4068
      @ronaldrothchild4068 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A hybrid of Eric and Don

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “The son he wished for”

  • @rosshalz
    @rosshalz หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Correction : that one person in the text chain with green bubbles is not necessarily on a Samsung... Any android will do it. Also go cry to apple about this. They're the ones keeping it this way
    Edit:Also Seth said Samsung Galaxy X4 towards the end of ya burnt ,but I'm sure he meant S4 because there is no phone called Galaxy X4. Additionally the note 7 was the phone that notoriously caught fire , not the galaxy S4.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Exactly
      My S5 was amazing and if it had not been stolen I'm convinced it would still be working today! When I had to replace it because it was stolen, I insisted that they give me an S10 because I already knew about the S7 and wasn't having it

    • @jcjunglebob
      @jcjunglebob หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Or switch to a non-apple device so you don't have these issues in the first place.

    • @frankandstein8618
      @frankandstein8618 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Seth, your privilege is showing in your snobbish criticism of Android.

    • @nancyharrison9686
      @nancyharrison9686 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Happily watching this on my android brick

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Oohhh! Multiple Corrections! 😂

  • @EthelJung-j5w
    @EthelJung-j5w หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    Devoted android user here. The thing to remember is that the roadblock to compatible texting is Apple, not Google or Samsung. When my iPhone friends react to a text message, it displays as it should on my Samsung. It doesn't work in the other direction due to Apple.

    • @nuthinmuffins5073
      @nuthinmuffins5073 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I don’t really understand people defending their use of any kind of phone. They all have pros and cons, and none of it should be taken personally. I guess that’s part of the joke, but I still find the premise tedious.

    • @spinozatheobvious626
      @spinozatheobvious626 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Okay so when you say "texting" I guess you mean SMS? Is that the other part of the story I'm missing? That this is just another part of Americans being weird by using SMS instead of a messaging app like WhatsApp or Signal? Cause I'm pretty sure on a messaging app you cannot see what platform the other people use.

    • @GenRN
      @GenRN หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As an iPhone user I cannot see myself having a significant relationship with any one of the opposite phone brands. It ruins iMessage. Sorry.

    • @kranodor
      @kranodor หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@spinozatheobvious626 America has, like, 60% iPhone vs. 40% across all makes of phone using Android, Europe more like 35% iPhone vs. 65% Android. And there's sections of the US population (I don't know if it's regional, or socio-economic strata or whatever) where (almost) everyone has an iPhone, and the one person with the Android phone - then usually a Samsung, of course - sticks out like a sore thumb, thus creating these stories and memes that are happily replicated among other groups consisting of iPhone users only.
      I've seen culture shock videos of Americans visiting Europe and only then even learning apps like WhatsApp exists and being surprised at how many people are using Android phones.

    • @spinozatheobvious626
      @spinozatheobvious626 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@kranodor oh yeah I know about the texting thing... this was a major thing on facebook some years ago, where loads of Europeans were suddenly finding out that US Americans don't know WhatsApp. For me it was an eye opener because I always assumed that when people on US tv were saying "texting" they meant sending messages through WhatsApp/Signal/Telegram 🤣.

  • @ccaiti1057
    @ccaiti1057 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Correction: the iphone woes you had are all design flaws due to the iphone

  • @AnnaAnna428
    @AnnaAnna428 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    There’s always talk about tree frogs before Ya Burnt. What’s if I actually wanted to learn something about tree frogs? 🤣

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Seth's writers were assigned that report on migrating tree frogs four years ago, and they keep giving Seth "Ya Burnt" instead. I wouldn't put up with it, if I were him.

    • @AnnaAnna428
      @AnnaAnna428 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sherinameless1618 I mean… I’ll laugh every time, but someone out there is actually genuinely interested in learning a real tree fact. 🤣

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AnnaAnna428 p.s.
      🤣🤪😄

    • @Room142
      @Room142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Migrating tree frog bit getting interrupted goes way back to his days on weekend update at snl

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I stand by my opinion that J.D. Vance looks like a young Steve Bannon.

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bannon looks like he lives in the trash can next to Oscar the grouch

    • @antondovydaitis2261
      @antondovydaitis2261 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Speaking of which, I hear Bannon has taken to wearing two pairs of pants in prison.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@antondovydaitis2261 Good observation. And how many shirts do they issue to inmates, because Steve will need to wear them all.

  • @sebastianalemar6972
    @sebastianalemar6972 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    I bet Tim Scott is crying in his room since Trump didn’t pick him. 😂

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Tim Scott humiliated himself so badly auditioning for the job of VP that he better be in his room thinking about he did and reevaluating his life choices.

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      He'd NEVER pick a woman or African American!!!.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@MsWarriordiva It's not a "black job"!!!

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      yeah but now he doesnt have to marry a woman.

    • @brenta2634
      @brenta2634 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      With or without his "finance?" 🤔

  • @datyellaman447
    @datyellaman447 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Wait until Maga finds out his wife is Indian 😂😂😂

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      VANCE'S SON IS NAMED VIVEK 😂 ... How will they hide that one?

    • @Xhumed
      @Xhumed หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have, and they're reacting about how you'd expect.

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or, as the MAGAs call people like her, "black".
      And his kids, whom we were refer to as "mixed race" they call "half-breeds".

    • @guyman1570
      @guyman1570 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Easy, make up a fake white name like Nikki instead of Nimatra 😂

    • @user-pl1yp1tj8b
      @user-pl1yp1tj8b หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eh.... most of them still have no idea his daughter converted to Judaism.... MAGA is full of schlemiels....

  • @KingBobXVI
    @KingBobXVI หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I like how you can hear at the end of Ya Burnt where the audio guy didn't hit the buzzer on time, Seth getting mighty worried he's going to have to ad-lib some dunks on Swifties and invite their wrath for a couple seconds until the guy remembered the buzzer :P

  • @shnawdude03
    @shnawdude03 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    JD: The kid we only invited because he brought his PlayStation.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WEAR BACK PACK BOY AT ? BACK PACK BOY RULES

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The kid we only invited because his parents run the Heritage Foundation

    • @PresidentialEndeavors
      @PresidentialEndeavors หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DSAK55 The Heritage Foundation was behind the attempt. They were putting trump back in his place for trying to distance himself from it. Thats why he chose Vance too. He is a prisoner of his own cult now. Thats why he looks terrified.

    • @Fucknuts4u
      @Fucknuts4u หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yay, typical bully. You still in 5th grade?

    • @Akartavor
      @Akartavor หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don’t like them younger than 80 huh?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    Donnie's bronzer and hair.. Vance's manscaping and luscious lashes... They'd make great makeover show hosts after all this.

    • @user-ks1rt1kb1b
      @user-ks1rt1kb1b หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not to mention J.D.s purrdie mouth. Trumps gonna get some use of that.

    • @KarenMartin-or1sv
      @KarenMartin-or1sv หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @New Message Perhaps commentators on 🦊 Fix News😂

    • @taratownsend6408
      @taratownsend6408 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Why does Vance wear eyeliner?

    • @user-ks1rt1kb1b
      @user-ks1rt1kb1b หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@taratownsend6408 it goes with his dress.

    • @ProgressWillNeverBeStopped
      @ProgressWillNeverBeStopped หลายเดือนก่อน

      Extreme makeover moron edition

  • @user-ju3ku5re1v
    @user-ju3ku5re1v หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Me and my husband (Justin Shands) had to rewind several times to make sure Seth wasn't putting him on blast.

  • @wanderingseth
    @wanderingseth หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    OMG gold medal to whoever wrote that 1812 Overture joke 😂

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    There's an adult coloring book that's nothing but single curse words in large complex letters.

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have that one!!!

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds very childish, doesn't it. Swearing is what children think about adulthood.

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy หลายเดือนก่อน +552

    Please tell me that Vance has to give up his seat in Ohio now that he's running for VP. We don't want him in Ohio

    • @fionarobertson8841
      @fionarobertson8841 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      he only has to if Trump wins

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Since he's not up for reelection this year, he'll keep his senate seat if the former president loses in November. If they win, Governor DeWine will appoint a replacement senator to fill his seat. House members cannot run for reelection in the house if they decide to run in a senate primary, though, which is why Katie Porter will no longer be serving in congress next year.

    • @user-qr9nw2qb3j
      @user-qr9nw2qb3j หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you my sentiment also. Fake Hillbilly and the anti-christ both need to learn how much they are despised.

    • @taram9866
      @taram9866 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      We don't want him in the WH either.

    • @wendyharvey6417
      @wendyharvey6417 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope so. Vance is just a younger frump.🤮

  • @zencowboy27
    @zencowboy27 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hi Seth, professional guide here. I'll take you birding (not birdwatching) next time you take another one of those ill-timed vacations.

  • @nathanlitt1905
    @nathanlitt1905 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    corrections did you say su-du-ko? I feel like im having a stroke

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    J.D. Vance WAS working for the aliens, but even they thought he was too slimy to tolerate.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @shady-381 I know this isn't the topic but both these comments are so close regarding what I say about Piers Morgan.
      Back on topic, J.D. Vance is the reason why aliens would attack us on arrival.

    • @kelst75
      @kelst75 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why are so many of the Republicans so slimy? Gaetz, Vance, Jordan. Major ick factors.

    • @SandeepMohammedAli
      @SandeepMohammedAli หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Elwaves2925 cant stand piers morgan

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SandeepMohammedAli Yeah, I'm right there with you.

  • @unclegnar
    @unclegnar หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    CORRECTION: It’s called birding, not birdwatching. It’s more than just watching. It also includes listening for calls, identifying different species, keeping lists of birds seen, and photography.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      in the UK a bird is also a girl, and birdwatching is just that

    • @kenjcordero
      @kenjcordero หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is birding like fishing? Do you catch and release?

  • @RealStuntPanda
    @RealStuntPanda หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Whenever someone says "J.D. Vance" I immediately think "... of Vance Refrigeration."

    • @richstrobel
      @richstrobel หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought of J.D. Sumner and J.D. Salinger.

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    As an Android user, I'm smugly remembering the time that Seth treated the iPhone rolling out Swyping like it was cutting edge alien technology rather than something I had been using for years by that point.

    • @simonsancartier7417
      @simonsancartier7417 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Choosing iPhones over Android just for blue bubbles will forever prove to me iPhone users know nothing and do not care to learn

    • @studiodreamken
      @studiodreamken หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It's ok, let the Apple cultists enjoy their koolaid.

    • @DeepSubmerge
      @DeepSubmerge หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Fess up, which one of you is Justin?

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@studiodreamken I prefer to think of it as them paying extra for a status symbol because something else in their lives is a little too small for their liking XD

    • @n.r.m.15
      @n.r.m.15 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm the only member in my family, not using an iPhone. But Idgaf.
      I still use my Samsung. I've dropped it in the toilet, the sink, the bathtub, and probably a million other times in 5 yrs. (I have an issue with breaking things) I paid 80 dollars for it. It's still hanging in there without a scratch. 💪 My sons 300 dollar iPhone got dropped once on soft flooring and never worked again. ✌️😂😂😂

  • @frankandstein8618
    @frankandstein8618 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I'm beginning to think that tree frogs don't even migrate.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I have a report on migrating tree frogs due tomorrow, and I was counting on Seth giving me the info I needed. Now I will just fail Science, and have to join the GOP. Thanks for nothing, Seth!

    • @starksandrecreation
      @starksandrecreation หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Top results on the goog are about Ya Burnt, below that there’s only one source that indicates they “migrate up to deep crevices as far as 12 m (39 ft) away from streams”
      so I guess if you count traveling the length of a school bus migrating 🤷‍♀️

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😄

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I hope Wally gets a little bonus every time he is mentioned. He's as good as a sidekick.

  • @nelson-haha89
    @nelson-haha89 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Sounds like you need some tootaledge, because you're an onionbrain" this is going directly into my daily vernacular.

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    Fun fact Trump fell asleep at the convention just like he did at his trial

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He was praying. 😂😂😂😂

    • @intheeyeofthebeholder
      @intheeyeofthebeholder หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Trump was the man arrested for falling asleep in the Taco Bell drive-through. 😴

    • @ClaudiaAnn-uk5dv
      @ClaudiaAnn-uk5dv หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      LIE

    • @brenta2634
      @brenta2634 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He's pulling a Sleepy Joe, now?

    • @Danny-lr1yg
      @Danny-lr1yg หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was praying, something godless leftists know nothing about

  • @gaufqwi
    @gaufqwi หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    CORRECTION: You forgot the "Sponsored by Apple" tag at the end of Ya Burnt.

    • @scottwebb7477
      @scottwebb7477 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Right? Us lowly Samsung users couldn't possibly grasp what a screenshot is or how to video chat. That must only be available on the totally not overpriced and under powered iPhones. 🙄

    • @warrenmoore6435
      @warrenmoore6435 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I thought I was the only one caught that bs, I've always owed android and have samsung phone and watch, definitely sponsored by Apple

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I didn't even know until this segment that Apple phones find it too difficult to properly handle texts from Android phones. I couldn't tell you who the Apple or Android users are in my group chats. My Android phone displays all of them in the colour scheme I selected.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rvdb7363 Thanks, I was wondering and you answered a question I asked on another thread.
      I never understood why or how the whole mocking thing over phones got started.
      And now it's quite a burn to find out that the ones who do the most mocking (that I've seen) are apparently the ones who are authentically ripe for it.
      So curious how (or if?) all these corrections the android users have made will come up on Thursday!

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you need a tissue? It's a joke, bud.

  • @ALLENCEE4
    @ALLENCEE4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seth was stalling getting to the swifties 😂 till conveniently “out of time”

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    J.D. Vance always looks like he's going to his own bar mitzvah.

    • @chady77077
      @chady77077 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He grew up poor, joined the army to protect American, believes in a good God, and is a Yale grad. Sounds like they won the lotto with him. Meanwhile Joe and Kamala are "professional politicians" they dont have any other skills except TAKING YOUR MONEY.

  • @thomastaipliadis8533
    @thomastaipliadis8533 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Honestly, I am kind of disappointed that the stegosaurus joke didn't involve Nicholas Cage.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same!

    • @starksandrecreation
      @starksandrecreation หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Maybe he’s saving that joke for corrections?

    • @syniron6670
      @syniron6670 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I did expect that.

    • @thomastaipliadis8533
      @thomastaipliadis8533 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@starksandrecreation well, the auction is this week, we have time until Thursday to make it to this week's Corrections, so there's still hope 🤞

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Thank you for not blurring out or pixelating Seth ‘s extended middle fingers. I’ve always found that ridiculous.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Considering there's even a middle finger emoji on everyone's phones.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@johnnyhunter check out your hands 🙌

  • @Sofia.K.CheerYT
    @Sofia.K.CheerYT หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The buzz when he got to the Swifties 😂

  • @Alex-js5lg
    @Alex-js5lg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Seth's night giggling sounds like Tucker Carlson laughing.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    So JD Vance is Trump’s VP choice and will potentially have the ear of the next President? Funny, I didn’t even see him pick it up off that stage on Saturday.

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      he was an inch too short

    • @LetsTread
      @LetsTread หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Heritage Foundation was behind the attempt. They were putting trump back in his place for trying to distance himself from it. Thats why he chose Vance too. He is a prisoner of his own cult now. Thats why he looks terrified.

    • @Kc-dq7zj
      @Kc-dq7zj หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😆😆💀

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Boo!
      Okay, it made me laugh, but still. . .

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👴🏻🥃 WEAR DUH WHITE WOMEN AT?

  • @kyusshead
    @kyusshead หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Android users just chuckle to ourselves like a knowing dad.
    IPhone = Duplos

  • @BenDenkBJVICEWORSCHT
    @BenDenkBJVICEWORSCHT หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seths night giggling sounds like a Tucker Carlson laugh (does that mean he is a Night Tucker Carlson?)

  • @Batters56
    @Batters56 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My brain genuinely went “Brunt?” When Seth said B U R N T

  • @lucylim5047
    @lucylim5047 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Vote Diligently and Protect Our Country & Future of Our family!!!😊😊😊

  • @csheadtrip
    @csheadtrip หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Seth's cursed nightgiggling sounds like Tucker Carlson's laugh.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean, is there anything creepier?

  • @sheilaking5608
    @sheilaking5608 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not me ready to fight at “Swifties” ….😂😂😂

  • @TheThirdPrice
    @TheThirdPrice หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Uh oh, jackals definitely use Android phones Seth

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    J.D. Vance looks like a full-grown Cabbage-Patch Kid.

  • @JasonDeline
    @JasonDeline หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    I'll never understand the iPhone owner rage against non-Apple phones.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Me either. My first phone was a Galaxy s5, and if it had not been stolen, I am certain it would still be alive today. It once spent 40 minutes underwater and worked perfectly fine! I've had two or three since then that did not last as long as the five and every time I mention it, the sales people say with Nostalgia "yeah that was a really good phone...."

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LindaC616 I had it too! The best!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JasonDeline I still miss it! And I had a Lil Bub phone case on it too!

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Is there something special about the way iPhones do a screencap that would make that joke make sense, or are Apple users so out of touch they think Android doesn't have that capability?

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Because it reminds them that they are paying extra for a status symbol because something else in their lives is a little too small for their liking XD

  • @Seasidecc95437
    @Seasidecc95437 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1960’s former kid here…Sparklers USED to be EPIC…..but you youngsters will never know.

  • @jonathanraithel5726
    @jonathanraithel5726 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Correction: medieval Scots did not paint their faces for battle. That was the Roman era Picts and Gaels in Scotland. The movie just added it for drama. So in reality, they have even less in common.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Enn double-A double-U pee. "N A A W P." I hate that THAT took me awhile. Bravo, Seth! The Council of Jackals approves!

  • @reptilianoverlord418
    @reptilianoverlord418 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The jokes with Wally are my favorite.

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am always slightly annoyed by them, lol.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:50 I really though the punchline was going to be "Nick Cage's toddler" or something

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Saw Swifties at the end and was like, Nope no way Seth is that dumb

  • @1st2nd2
    @1st2nd2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The fossil joke was not another Nicholas Cage reference.
    I am shocked.

  • @riverreynolds9987
    @riverreynolds9987 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I'm a professional clown, and I laughed out loud at that joke!🤡⭐💡🤡 Signed, Starlight the Clown, gvl, ga.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love you professionals, you don't get enough respect!
      But those Knights of Columbus guys are creepy.....

  • @luisfrau9810
    @luisfrau9810 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’m more and more convinced that Tantrump is as tired of being president as the country is tired of him. So, should he be elected, how soon can he resign and get a pardon from Vance.

  • @ttburn6338
    @ttburn6338 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    With JD on his side, Trump will never need toilet paper again.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    This corn flower blue sweater is HEAVEN. Thank You for making Us laugh, Seth. Cheers to You and the Late Night Crew!

    • @TheThriftyWoodworker
      @TheThriftyWoodworker หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yea a sweater when it’s 100 degrees out. Way to tell us your air conditioning is working.

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheThriftyWoodworker Studios should always be COLD... Especially for comedy.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love hearing I wasn't the only one that was loving that sweater. Lots of his sweaters look super soft and comfy yet elegant.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is weird, I went to cook a late dinner and now lots of comments are gone that were under other people's threads - I'd have sworn there were a couple others here under your comment earlier. I know some are missing on another, I recall them clearly and I replied to one directly and my comment with their tag is still there but all the other comments under the OP are gone. Color me confused.
      Oh, that's why I came back here, lol, color.
      Not to be argumentative, but we are jackals after all..... I'd call that blue slate or something. Isn't cornflower much more blue? Oh, LOL, I keep my laptop on night settings with the color distorted with *low* blue light and am so used to it I forget. Ah hahahahaha 😆 Now I have to switch it to see his sweater correctly!

  • @Darthplastic
    @Darthplastic หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I have been a silent jackal for far too long.
    iPhone users rave about basic quality of life upgrades that come trickling down when Android users have had them for almost 10 years.
    As The Godfather said in the Coppola Cut "Seth. You're my favorite late night host and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against Android users again. YA BURNT!"

    • @JH-tz5hy
      @JH-tz5hy หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I feel like he's just trying to stir up some drama for Corrections material, I swear most jackals must be Android users

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JH-tz5hy ding ding ding, we have a winner! Little to no doubt in between my jackal ears that you're spot on.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love that you got to howling finally! 🐾🐾

    • @davidstevenson9986
      @davidstevenson9986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JH-tz5hy Most people with smart phones in general are Android users, it's better by every metric. Besides Apple is super evil and should be boycotted by anyone with basic decency.

  • @mathewbainbridge9508
    @mathewbainbridge9508 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In the next surprise writer's inspection, you need to give the person who wrote the deuce joke a raise!😂

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Vance had to use acetone to remove all that orange from his lips...

  • @russellknox5666
    @russellknox5666 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Night giggling = Tucker Carlson laugh

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And now I will have nightmares. 😱

    • @ytgytgy
      @ytgytgy หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@pollytiks3885 you've been night-giggled

  • @lyndscar7693
    @lyndscar7693 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    My god, unhinged Seth makes me so happy. Best part of my day.

    • @davidbutler1622
      @davidbutler1622 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your day must suck ass

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jajajajajaja that's how we talk in Nicaraguan English creole: "Hey yu memba da time?" (Hey, do you remember that time?)

  • @vickiep4217
    @vickiep4217 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tennis scores were once based on clock faces, so it was 45, 60. Now, I think (corrections here please!) when they stopped using the clock face, it was still classed as '60', but became 40 instead of 45.
    This could be classed as a 1/2 correction, but I'm sure you'll get full ones!

    • @ruthmcfadden4702
      @ruthmcfadden4702 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also, if they’re tied at 40 (deuce) it goes to “advantage” if the server wins the next point it’s called “ad-in” and if the non server get the point it’s “ad-out” whoever has advantage has to score next to win the game otherwise it goes back to deuce. What’s so hard to understand about that? 😅

    • @vickiep4217
      @vickiep4217 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ruthmcfadden4702
      I know they bought in advantage wtc to avoid even scores/ ties. That worked out well!
      Lets not mention to Seth cricket and the duckworth lewis stern method. That would make his head explode 😡

    • @ruthmcfadden4702
      @ruthmcfadden4702 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vickiep4217 good call haha. We gotta ease him in to stuff like that 😅😅😅

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom หลายเดือนก่อน

      zero is love, apparently from l'oeuf - the egg, an oval shape, like a zero

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for this.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    J.D. Vance - so much for unity.

    • @wendyharvey6417
      @wendyharvey6417 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DennisMoore664 Exactly!

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Read he's very bad ?😢

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 หลายเดือนก่อน

      White male unity

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@freedom4063 Very very

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DennisMoore664 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏I'm confused why Trump picked JD ?? I GOOGLED HIM AND I'M TERRIFIED 😨 he better not be against Trump

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Theres more similarities to Trump and Mel Gibson than there is Braveheart

    • @brenta2634
      @brenta2634 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This

    • @timd729
      @timd729 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mel Gibson = Braveheart = Trump. How hard is this to understand?

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@timd729
      'Braveheart' = William Wallace, a real person in history & a freedom fighter for Scotland. Your comment ignores history. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
      Also, we really dislike trump over here, & we still sing about William Wallace in our national anthem.

    • @timd729
      @timd729 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gmun2248 Braveheart, despite being a real person was also a movie with Mel Gibson. It wasn't exactly historically accurate. Great movie similar to gladiator with Russell crowe. Mel Gibson is the William Wallace people know, that's why people make so many memes and references to that movie. So William Wallace = Mel Gibson. Forget about the original William Wallace, History doesn't know all that much about him.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @timd729
      I live less that a mile from 'Wallace's Cave' in Midlothian. It's a major attraction. I grew up going on school trips to Stirling Castle and Bannockburn.
      As I said, Scotland's national anthem is literally about that time ("...Proud Edward's army/ Sent them homewards/ Tae think again.")
      Try telling any Scottish person people don't know that history.
      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @EFTanker
    @EFTanker หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven’t heard people grunting over a deuce like that since I was in line for the chipotle restaurant bathroom 🤣🤣🤣

  • @myfriendgoo2816
    @myfriendgoo2816 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I saw "Swifties" at the last position on the list, I knew that had to be the joke.

  • @dustinsmith93
    @dustinsmith93 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Apple recently rebranded the Notes App as a Password Manager. Bruh, you can try and shade Samsung but anyone who is stuck with an iPhone in 2024 prolly drives a cyber truck.

    • @C2C.
      @C2C. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @erf3176
    @erf3176 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Vance meant the Hitler thing as a compliment.

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump absolutely 100% wants to be more infamous than Hitler.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He certainly did not, but Trump may very well be taking it as one.

  • @mina-iq9pq
    @mina-iq9pq หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trump knows how to choose a Man
    He just doesn’t choose an Apple because it’s Red
    He choose the Apple because it’s Delicious to eat 😂

  • @MsBuceo
    @MsBuceo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Surprised the dinosaur skeleton wasn't a chance for a nic cage impression

  • @erikg8526
    @erikg8526 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Seth the Samsung Galaxy S4 came out 11 years ago and it still has more features than your iPhone.

  • @diegojines-us9pc
    @diegojines-us9pc หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    trump didnt pick him. he picked her, his wife who clerked for 2 of trumps supreme court judges,
    and anyone votes for trump. this JR senator will become the head of the senate if they win, two newbies running things in DC.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS 👆 ..Vance's wife!

    • @karenlebeter4196
      @karenlebeter4196 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If DJT steps out of line, he will be declared with Dementia. Then J D Vance gets to be Prez.

  • @mattrobinson973
    @mattrobinson973 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wally is such an interesting character. Like he’s by far the most famous cue card man in the history of the world but that’s also an incredibly niche thing lol

  • @aaroncrilly2005
    @aaroncrilly2005 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    Picking JD Vance will be a decision that Trump will regret.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you think Trump may meet an unforeseen "event" ?

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      We won't. It will lose trumpian votes!! 😅

    • @johnrhodes5914
      @johnrhodes5914 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Why?? JD Vance has proven he will kowtow to trump. The guy has absolutely no self respect.

    • @oldschoolman1444
      @oldschoolman1444 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A lot of maga don't like JD's America borne wife of Indian decent.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Tim Scott went to all the trouble of proposing to a woman on a beach with a photographer present for nothing (mainly to dispel rumors of being similar to Lindsey Graham). No refunds, Tim!

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      At least he's now allowed to "break up" with her.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sigil8386 And she can move back to Canada.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise หลายเดือนก่อน

      What rumors? Is there a rumor that Lindsey Graham only got married to advance his political career decades ago?

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@SpaceForceCommanderThe Niagara Falls area 🤣!

  • @toecutter4335
    @toecutter4335 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't understand how anybody can complain about Night Giggling. Sounds Awesome! 😂

  • @anthonydomoracki4850
    @anthonydomoracki4850 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Really hope Seth gets ahold of the clip of Rudy from the convention

  • @jimmyfuhrman407
    @jimmyfuhrman407 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Seth would make a great Secretary of State!

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Wally would never!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👗⬅️ YOURS?

    • @YearsinSeason
      @YearsinSeason หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wally is no dummy! Money up front, no questions.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@YearsinSeason I saw Wally's ad in Variety: "Freelance Cue Card Man for hire. Your words on cards for $1 a letter - no judgement. References will not be provided, as my current employer is not cool."

  • @necrophobya
    @necrophobya หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very nice indirect shoutout to Kimmel with the adult colouring book burning

  • @paulacoyle5685
    @paulacoyle5685 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok Seth needs to now have a segment where a birdwatcher takes him bird watching

  • @JamesMattJohn
    @JamesMattJohn หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Correction: You said Sudoku wrong

    • @ch20youk
      @ch20youk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Between this and harakiri, Japanese really isn't Seth's strong suit 😛

    • @talyzara
      @talyzara หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wanted to comment the same 😂 I'm sure he knew this was going to be on corrections 0,1 seconds after he said it

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Political ads against Trump come from "J.P. Mandell" (a.k.a. J.D. "Mascara" Vance) himself.

    • @LetsTread
      @LetsTread หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Heritage Foundation was behind the attempt. They were putting trump back in his place for trying to distance himself from it. Thats why he chose Vance too. He is a prisoner of his own cult now. Thats why he looks terrified.