10 Reasons this AMERICAN HATES AUSTRALIA
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When you’re so early the title is completely fucked. It’s fixed now and that’s why you should have your notification bells turned ON
Heya!
First to comment on this
not wrong :)
Nah I’m good
I’ll just come on at 4pm every day before the notification comes
Shit, god damn it
America: it’s color not colour
“It’s fries not chips”
Australia:it’s school not shooting range
@Mitchell Anderson, that’s beautiful (and true!)
Mitchell Anderson Wow very original
I’ve got a shooting range next to my school 😂😂
Also Australians: it’s Australia not ostralia
LOL
Tristan: I don't like fairy bread.
Every Australian: So you have chosen death.
Imagine if he'd showed the clip of me saying I don't like vegemite 😬
@@TristanKuhn like most yanks you probably spread it on waaaayyy too thick, it's not fucking jam!
@Tristan Kuhn If the vegemite is black mate, you've done it wrong : make the toast, add a good amount of butter, let it melt - then a thin layer of the good 'ol Mite. Heaven ;-)
I've never seen or heard of fairy bread until this video. And I can say with certainty I don't have to taste it to know it's disgusting. So come at me bro...
@@GlobusHystericus1 how thin should i spread it if i were to try it
"yOu CanT sPeEd HeRe"
YEAH NO SHIT
3-year-olds eating fairy bread: delicious and crunchy
tristan cheese: its to hard
"One thing I hate about Australia, is that you can't break the law as easily as in America."
Daynite Latearly wrong, but thanks for generalizing, just like tristen did. saying “all Americans” this and “all Americans that”, you are now as good as him.
Daynite, what an idiot. Try looking at CCP for uncaring autocratic bs.
That is so true. I mean, look, the laws in Australia save lives.
billipine fred no one really cares about weed unless you’re selling or growing it people don’t really care!
Isaac, you should be Australia's head of international affairs.
True That
Yea there would be a lot less problems
He should be our prime minister
yes prime minister definitely.
That would be amazing thing to see!
"it’s a fine 2 inches”
The greatest one liner known to man
"if you don't hate it, why is it on your list, shit for brains?" :D:D that cracked me up
Well, THIS American loved his visit to Australia!
Hope you come back mate
If I ever got to Australia, I'd never leave!
Which one?
glad you enjoyed it ... sorry about the sun though i guess!
Do not tell your friends about how good it was. (We want to keep the asian girls to ourselves.)
tristan: tHe SpRiNkLeS aRe CrUnChY
that's literally how it is in america too smh
That's also the whole fucking appeal. Soft bread, ridiculously soft bread, and crunchy 100s and 1000s.
@@ashleywalker3813 really I imagined its bread butter and sprinkles to keep them in place
@@117Ender it is, or honey depends what you got
@@imogenkemp4626 honey that sounds delicious and sticky
He might be talking about the sin against god and man type of sprinkles that are essentially shortening/crisco/insert nasty cheap solid vegetable oil of choice mixed with sugar and food coloring and left to 'harden' you can find on crappy doughnuts and on kids birthday cakes. Greasy nasty gummy just get stuck in your teeth things that serve no purpose. Hey, some people like crap, and if your mom bought 'funfetti' cakes for you, I guess the trauma can last until adulthood and twist your view of what is right. I see those sprinkles, I nope the hell out. Crunchy? Yes please!
You can tell cheese boi was dropped quite a few times during his childhood
Is Tristan not allowed to dislike certain things about Australia?
@@monkeydui7241 no
@@SvenTheConeMan Yeah because it's such a utopian country right? 0 faults
@@monkeydui7241 YES
@@SvenTheConeMan Oh ffs
As an American, I renounce Tristan's citizenship for him. He's a citizen of Soyland.
Nah mate, send him to the aliens.
Ha
Yeah, fair dinkum, no more Aussie drugs for Tristan, that'll teach him.
“Everyone is allowed in Australia, no matter what skin colour, religion or creed EXCEPT for TRISTEN!”
- Issac 2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂
(typo)
Also africans that want to move to Melbourne, africans that want to move to Sydney however. Pleeeease come on in
Hadassah: Oh yeah, I didn’t notice. It’s fixed now
@@domino5791 🙂👍✌️
🤣
He went after fairy bread. _He went after fairy bread._
Yep, that's a criminal offence that should not go unpunished!
I'm Irish and even I'm offended fairy breads good
He spits in the face of every Australian everywhere.
I read this as fairy beard lol wtf
I read this as fairy beard lol wtf
Not to brag. I actually got to spend 48 hours in Australia! Friggin loved it! One thing really sucked though, I am a diabetic, not supposed to drink, almost offended a guy who wanted to buy me a pint, and I explained this to him. I also explained that I had my insulin on me, and a I would be proud to have a pint with him! Poor little Tristan, and his Justin Bieber haircut, should stick to backpacking in Malls in the U.S.!
Tristan has now been permanently banned from Australia
Good , he should be banned from saying Australia
"The thing I hate the most about Australia; the speed cameras"
Wow, how awful. He hates he can't break the law without being caught
The stupid thing is we have those here too on the highways lol
shut up
Speed cameras saves life for the 100 metres before the speed cameras then after we pass the speed camera we speed again
In Palm Beach County, speed cameras are illegal! Best thing ever!!
This guy is a joke he’s admitting in TH-cam that he likes to speed and break the law. So stupid
Tristan: I don't like the sun
Australians: what do you mean its only 45 degrees Celsius
Britain celebrated their hottest summer in 400 years
It's what we call a pretty cold or just normal cold winter
32 degrees
@@captaingalaxy5265 that’s like normal winter weather for us
With humidity of about 87% were i live. Did i spell anything wrong? I have terrible spelling and use auto correct.
@@lucilleh4128 YOU HAVE 32 DEGREE DAYS?
@@Acennza yeah like every day or so?
Tristan u have stepped over the line:
Tristan: I hate this or it’s candy not lollies:
Everyone of us aussies: it’s University not a gun range
He never fails to make me laugh😂. Also, Australia makes safety a must and I love it.
Even as a New Zealander I knew he was going to say Fairy Bread.
NEW ZEALAND IS DA BEST IT AMAZEING
Sorry I'm a bit of an idiot, what's a fairy bread?
Same
Not to shit on other peoples culture but it’s legit just bread with butter and sprinkles (hundreds and thousands to the aussies.) to me as an American, it seems weird
Commandbaker333 well to me rioting over 1 person dying only to injure more ppl is strange but each to their own to me as a New Zealander it just seems weird
Tristan:
The Wifi here sucks
Australians:
We invented it without us you would none at all be grateful
YOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT WE DID
English
@@Sizzle78 ?
Maybe but also we have the best LTE mobile network, proven
Mate the wifi in the schools that have shootings in them aren’t to grate either
As an American,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we don't claim him!!!!!!
I'll tell you something about that "right-on-red" law in America: It seems perfectly, simple. You're supposed to treat the red light like a stop sign, but people don't. What happens is that most people act as though there is no signal at all and just blow right through. More than once I've been nearly killed on my bike by someone ignoring a traffic signal because they were turning right.
You know you’re early when the title is “10 reasons this American hates about Australia”
I know right
Damn right
damn right
It's not a spelling error though...
Qwerti Erti what...?
"I hate paying extra for sauce" goes back to America where you have to pay extra for fkin everything because tax and tip arnt including in the price.
we do pay extra for more sauce, just not everywhere. And I complain about it, which don't help, but the crap coming out of my mouth helps cover the taste of the greasy ass McDonalds cheeseburger.
i mean at least we don`t have to pay extra for medical treatment
Difference is we get taxed on our income, then taxed on everything else you buy too in Aus
Honestly I like the fact that taxes aren't included in the price, it kinda show us how much is government stealing from us.
I mean at Whataburger cheese is extra, hella good burgers tho.
5:00 almost every gas station I’ve been to in the United States, (I live here after all) we have to walk inside. Sounds like Tristan’s a little baby who doesn’t wanna walk his weak little legs inside
I’m British and I love fairy bread… I miss having it.
“They have speed cameras everywhere” yea mate that’s not a problem if you’re a law abiding citizen
You realise speed cameras if challenged in court actually fall over in court , i speed all the time fuck being law abiding when you realise and wake up one day that the system here is all fake you then will actually be free , i found out its all fake a facade
He really said “you can’t speed it sucks” ok so u want people to get hurt... Selfish much
@@iamasmurf1122 troll spotted.
@@iamasmurf1122 i guess your emo phase never stopped huh
@No Wing lol
American: Australia has speed cameras everywhere
Britain: Oh? You are approaching me?
"I can't fine you without getting closer!"
Germany: Hold my beer
Really stupid reasons, seeing as most of them apply to a lot of countries (including the US) and most of all making a top 10 list about Australia and not including the Buttsmarm? You love him or you hate him, but if you don't even list him you are a Kuhn
oh god, smart motorways
The Great Jaco “Ho ho. Then come as close as you like”
In America, speed cameras are known by another name, "target practice". They don't get installed much, anymore.
1 thing I love about your videos Isaac, I always know there's gonna be 0 ads
As a brit I honestly think that fairy bread sounds quite nice. UK has to defend beans on toast :/
I’m American and even I disagree with Tristin, fairy bread is so good.
Ur a legend
Also an American, but lived in Australia my whole life (still have my accent however), but I can’t agree with him, another whiny bitch trying to be relevant
No shit, it is amazing
I never had fairy bread but Australia is my second favorite country and I am also American
so you like vegemite?
As an IT nerd, whenever i hear someone say "the wifi sucks", i cant help but think the person is an idiot for not knowing the difference between wifi, and wireless broadband. They are 2 totally different technologies.
werd to that annoys the absolute bejesus out of me.
Same, mate
It annoys me something so trivial annoys you.
Nah idgaf
ok so how does it work? My house has shit wifi connection?
@@PlumEXE bahaha dammit so much funnier than my comment 😅
"Literally, I have to walk an extra 10 metes to pay for fuel". Why America has the highest obesety rate 😂🤣
He’s a idiot. I absolutely LOVE everything about Australia. Beautiful country, warm and sunny, lovely animals, nice people. I would love to live down under. Been lucky enough to spend 3+ years there and loved every second of it! You have a new subscriber from Sweden here.
Even the 2020 PM??
This is the type of guy who leaves his shopping cart by his parking spot.
No
Torper Vazquez nope
Lil wanka
I don't blame him for being jealous of Australia, like have you seen that place they call the USA lately.
As an American, I can honestly say I have.... and it disgusts me.
Australia isn’t real, MORE LIKE AMERICA ISNT REAL!
We all have socialist nazi media... Trying their best to destroy democracy and install woke totalitarian socialism. Traitors the lot of them.
Robert allan maybe a different icon is in order there mate
America is better than Australia.
I am so happy right now. When isaac said “here is a example of when you use the word capsicum” an ad popped up for an Arby’s roast beef sandwich!!
The time is 8:40 when he said that
When Isaac talked about our wifi being great, i got an add for the NBN
How can you not like fairy bread, it's just BREAD BUTTER and SUGAR???!!!
Edit:for everyone that says its 100s and 1000s not sugar 100s and 1000s is made out of sugar and some colouring, I don't put straight up sugar on my fairy bread instead of 100s and 1000s I'm not a psychopath 😂
it’s good only if there is the perfect amount of butter. Too much butter and it’s not nice
I tried it and was like “HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS”
That Is the most american sounding thing that america doesn't do
hypezoneninga How the hell did you read my mind
I didn't know it was called fairy bread
I ring love it
As an American, I must say that half of the stuff this guy said was complete stupidity. the other half I cannot vouch for because I have not tried or experienced it.
Henry Cadieux Yup
I agree but no free refills? it costs 0.1 cent of water and 0.5 cents worth of syrup, thats a damned cheat
Caleb it depends where you go, Maccas won’t give you a refill but you can sometimes get a refill at hungry jack (Australian Burger King) and Costco
@@Caleb-en5bo *Subway
Facts and also the part about turning left on red u cant do that here like wht he doing
I really just got an ad with Isaac in it. Well damn
I got a TMGM ad with you in it isaac!!!!
I like how his two biggest issues with Australia is it’s safety laws
Ironic
Because safety infringes on their “Freedom”
That’s just saying he doesn’t like safety😁 safety keeps us alive😋😋
@ボイス I beleive i learn that in american school as ANARCHY
Ikr 🔫🔫🔫
Does Tristan hates how he does not need to pay tips here in Australia like back home in USA?
It’s actually not required you don’t need to but it’s encouraged Fast food u don’t tip restaurants maybe if it’s like $20 I’ll give like $3 or nothing
probably because we actually pay our staff a wage. Imagine that. No exploitation of fellow Australians.
That's a pretty big assumption, I would have guessed that he's the sort that expects top tier service, yells out "Garcon" and doesn't tip.
@@DJXPMLProductions so 'just' 30% extra? We prefer to ensure that our workers are paid at least a minimum wage so that they don't have to hope for unspecified donations to get by. Occasionally we tip but it's usually only for exceptional service and by people who can afford it
There is no such thing as a minimum wage....
I literally got an ad with you in it
i was watching you then an ad with you in it popped up lmao
Next video: Top 10 reasons Aussies hates Americans hating Australia.
That was this video
@@afltube yeah, that's Tristan's video title responding to this video!
AFL tube for real
They’re no.1 infected and still proceed to protest .-. They just end up making themselves look worse by the day.. do we really need a Top 10 reason xD I’m sure someone can make a video on 100 thousand problems America has.. they still reckon their country is better than the rest which baffles me looking at their current state.
@@hiimtom3972 I thought so too
I'm American and my name is tristen. And I like Australia.
Your a good bloke American brother
Axsoul CAMPBELL y’mean brutha from anotha mutha
(no hate mate just correcting you because your obviously aussie mate ;)
Howard Bayley you’re*
SuperE06 you’re*
@@GetDarceChoked I bet your fun at a party.
And yes I know I missed a comma, thats to trigger your OCD.
I like it how I click on one of Isaac's video and it comes up with a TMGM ad starring the man himself, Mr Buttsmarn.
I had a semi heart attack watching ol' american man say that he "isn't a fan" fairy bread
Cheese: “Top ten things I hate about AUSTRALIA.”
Also Cheese: “Number 1: The sun.”
Onyxiate sorta reasonable, to non Australians it’s like living in an oven, but we fuckers are basically resistant to the shit,
@@baseddrugdealer5086 'Oven' Me a Australian sitting here with two jumpers, two pairs of socks and two pairs of pants on a 8 Celsius in the morning
Im an American living in Australia and I love it here!!! (I feel super fortunate and lucky to be here now) ♥️
America is no land . HI colonizers
Lol, your old world humour is so funny, reminds me so much of the good old days. Leaves me nostalgic.
I literally watching one of ur vids and at the start it’s you in a frikin ad UR SOOO COOL
Americans: Shooting range
Rest of the word: School
Very ..... Original..
@@beastisntback9887 Oh, be QUIET
Oh wow.
You forgot noryh Korea nuke plant
@@piepang7323 We never seen a school shooting there
Doesn't every country have the horrible life-giving sun? Maybe I should found a country in the Earth's core.
Nope
During winter I only see the sun for 3-4 hours of the day 👍
Omg I’m dead 😂😂
Pink Alligator * hours per week
Australia is hot to fucking hot though
I think Finland only sees it once a year
Isaac, buddy, please, i have gotten same three Tmgm ads starring you in a row, i know you need to eat but chilllll
Awesome video mate. I have just found you on TH-cam and your bloody hilarious. Please release more content. A fan from wales in Britain
Americans need to learn that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, especially when their glass house is currently on fire
You mean this guy. Well, that's the point of this video lol
And full of bullet holes.
@@vudu5vudu
Cant hear either of you over the sound of freedom.
Ps do you have oil, will trade for freedom?
@@117Ender have you watched your own news lately?
@@117Ender can't take a joke can you?
I got an ad of you before this video hahaha
At least Tristan didn't complain about which side of the road Aussies drive on. That would be so petty as to get him immediately deported by Issac or anyone, by a good football kick. Hopefully, he got around by public transport.
"I don't like the speeding cameras, the red lights... and oh my dear, the SUN!" Tristan says in his spoilt gay voice.
"Oh yeah? I don't like kids getting shot in school, I don't like your countries' unemployment rate and it's 23 trillion dollars of debt..."
As much as I agree with you, you should probably not make fun of a gay guy for having a gay voice. Not that I care, I'm guessing you had no idea but just saying. But seriously, we need to fix our debt and gun laws
@@TristanKuhn sounds like the baby is back in town to do some more crying
26 trillion in debt than you very much.
The debt and pledge crisis in America is very serious and has no simple solution. The US dollar is likely to lose its reserve currency status and devalue. A supermajority vote in the US senate is required to modify social security and Medicare pledges.
Firearms need to be licensed in the US to reduce gun crime.
Australians should be allowed to turn left on red and freeway speed limits should be eased and even abolished in rural areas.
If the kids were allowed to carry they could shoot back. Damn liberals
How can you hate fairy bread when it’s just fat bread and sugar I though Americans liked that stuff?
Ikr
i’m australian and i hate fairy bread bro
Im American and as soon as a heard it was a thing i wanted to try it
I think icing goes better with sprinkles instead of butter
The Duck King thanks
Love the Makita portable radio on your shelf. ❤
I’m a kiwi and I know that nearly every kiwi in NZ likes every thing in aussie
Mostly vegimite
Learn to spell vegemite
“Things I hate ab Australia” u can’t go against the law. “Driving cameras”
it’s *speed* cameras...
we also have red light cameras 🙂
Look in the US we like speed and the fact you can’t there sucks ass
3 sins all Americans do
1. put a spoonful of vegemite on bread
2. put a spoonful of milo in milk
3. believing that milo can go in water
What the hell is milo?
pretty sure you are supposed to have more milo than milk
@@mrkrabs1509 my question as well.. Never heard of it
@@koilinn134 basically, Nesquik but Australian
@@nthgth nothing like Nesquick, Nesquick dissolves almost immediately. Milo is Malty and crunchy and takes minutes of stirring to be dissolved. Most just eat the undissolved Milo with a spoon.
I’ve been following Isaac for idk how long at this point but he is fun to rant with 😂
Another fine video by Isaac Butterfield...... good on you mate!!!!
"you cannot speed here in Australia" .. He's obviously never dealt with a P plater in Mums Audi.
Nathan Pearson 😂😂
Change that to Mercedes CLA45 AMG and that's me bahahahah
American: Mmmm *shakes head* nope dont like it
Aussies: Sleep with one eye open Tristain hehehehe
they see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake, so sleep with one eye open, to keep your family safe!
Look. When he said he doesn't walk in to a gas station, we'll. I live where there's 1 gas station in the whole state you don't go in. Wtf. Why do I share ground with this guy lol. Love these videos
I fell asleep watching the butts man and woke up to him starring at me saying" harden up, fuckin harden up" 😂😂😂
“We don’t talk about American past times (school shootings)” hahahahaha legendary mate.
britain: whatches both their children fight
Buts ones on fire #Georgeflode
fubbagarnham who’s flode?
😂😂
bahahha
Im serprised the convicts didn't rebel but murica did over tea.
Just about pissed myself laughing watching this one, cheers mate
I thought (and could very well be wrong) Ozone hole was originally over Australia, it shifted down to Antarctica as it shrank back down when we got rid of CFCs.
There are a ton of servos that have the pay at the bowser option. At least in NSW there are.
Actually in a royal commission review of all NSW speed cameras it was found speed cameras were never placed in high-risk areas, but more in places of low impact eg: high levels of speeding, low levels of fatalities or accidents.
I'm surprised that we are still allowed to call it "Fairy Bread" still.
We aren't allowed to call the Fairy Penguins from Phillip Island that anymore...
"They" changed it to "Little Penguins" so that a certain group wouldn't get offended.. I shit you not !!!
Jokeing wtf
No!! Really?? That doesn't do them any justice. Anyone who witnesses a fairy penguin knows they are magical.
Referring to gay people? Anyways I’m bi and that’s shit they’re fairy penguins and that’s that
I did not know this.
I will be sure to refer to them as fairy penguins.
I had noticed these being called little penguins more but just wow. I didnt know why.
Hey Isaac, saw a video titled “Walsh: Australian slang is the worst thing ever”. Do with this what you wish
oml what did i just watch
I love the abundant use of the word cunt it’s like I should have been born in Australia because of how much I say it 😂
Oh, gods, that video actually infuriates me. I don't even care if it's satirical. You can't attack an entire country's slang like that. I'm a linguist myself and even I know that. That guy, just... _whoof._ Practically begging to be kicked in the dick.
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension 😂😂😂😂 fuckin aaye
Just got a tmgm ad and you were in it
Same at school but sauce is sometimes included in the meal
Alternative title:
*"10 reasons why this Australian hates Tristen"*
I would love to see that video
That title makes sense
Edit: he changed the title. It now makes sense.
It does
@@ulusxs1096 used to not make sense but he changed it
banana rama aH- ok thanks
What was it
yeah what was it originally
While I was watching an ad with butterfield popped up.
Isaac is. Completely unhinged 😂😂😂😂😂these disses are fire 🔥
*takes a bite of fairy bread
“I’m not a fan”
*PROCEDES TO TAKE ANOTHER BITE*
Kuhn... All it's missing is a T at the end.
Kuhn is the thai word for you and is not pronounced the same as the c**n word
@@needaman66 and yet adding a "t" to the end would still convey the exact intended meaning. The exact pronunciation is irrelevant, and if anything, adds more to the appeal that it might not be pronounced exactly.
Yes, he is so dumb that he added an unnecessary "h" , and forgot the 't' at the end. And also miss-spelt the 'k'. The letter you want is 'c'.
I was planning a trip to Australia when they asked if I had a criminal record. I didn't know it was still a requirement? 🤔
Considering that ozone is photoreactive, during winter in either hemisphere, the ozone will thin, especially closer to the poles.
Which makes sense, since during winter, there's less sun hitting the ozone layer.
Atleast the Australians didn't throw our tea into the ocean. I still haven't forgiven the Americans for that.
Oh good one
Yet
@Chris Bailey you would love aus mate, I guarantee it. Just don't put to much vegemite on your toast it's all about the dosage ;)
Epic tea is gay coffee change my mind.
It’s funny how he only complains that there is “no free refills” or “you pay extra for sauces” and he never takes into consideration that that is maybe the reason 50% of Americans are obese 🤣
Nah we just straight up eat too much in general.
Thanks 🙏
What's Australia's excuse then?
Paul Wember better than 36
Went out with an Aussie girl for several years but until now had never heard of Fairy Bread! Intrigued to try though. Surely though you sprinkle "Hundreds and Thousands" and not "Sprinkles"? 🤣
Australia broke the record for the fastest wifi speed
Tristan: *backpacks around Australia*
Ivan Millat ghost: *heavy breathing*
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
I'm an American and I LOVE AUSTRALIA! I've always wanted to visit your country since I was a kid. Being from California, I see some similarities to our countries but I want to see the real thing! I also donated to the Bush fires that happened not too long ago. This guy is a complete disgrace!
dont mind me obsessing over your videos again.. heheh. u remind of my 28yo brother sooo much i swear, same humour and he loves proving his point
Played online for years with 2 guys from Australia. The ‘Aussie lag’ is legit and was used anytime they wiped the party lol