Thank you Mukluk and Noxxi, I'm having a pretty bad day, this helped getting things off my mind and got a laugh out of me, really thanks, I never really understood how random videos on the internet could help people feel a little bit better on bad days, but now I know. Rly thx :)
I don't think I ever got the Talk as a kid, I think I just learned from my peers and then got some stuff clarified when I found my father's magazine collection. 🤣
Reminds me of something when I was in elementary school. There was a girl that was a little more troublesome. On one day on the way home after shool she called me a "son of a b***". I have no idea how it came to that but also I wasn't really upset because I didn't know the meaning, I just heard that for the first time. The next day, I somehow was in the mood to use that newly learned term. There was another boy in class, also a bit more of a problematic kind, and stupid me just called him a "son of a b***" in the locker room prior to the gym class, for no reason. It did not have any consequences at that exact moment, but during the next break he and two of his friends beat me up on the schoolyard. Way later I also learned that that boy was adopted and his bio mom was an alcoholic or something, so I guess what I said was even more problematic.
My mom just bought a s*x ed book for kids/teens when I was in 6th or 7th grade and told me to come talk to her if I had any questions - I didn't. And that was that.
This is why you should always have a disciplinary golem at your home, our MKVIII model comes with all the "dlc" information and is able to convey it to your progeny with minimal mental and/or physical trauma. *Disciplinary Golem inc. And its subsidiaries are not responsible for any negative effect or mishandling of the golems, please ensure your progeny is capable of surv... enduring the disciplinary sessions, consult a doctor (preferably an Asuran one) before purchasing one of our golems, no Norns were harmed during the production of the Disciplinary Golem MK. VIII, there were harmed during the previous models testing phases but the stress test data was ported to the MK. VIII frame.
Since the characters in A Christmas Story were nine years old, in Indiana, during the 1939/40 school year, and also considering the hilarious soap incident contained there in, today's American parents are woefully behind (years with an "s"!) on discussing course language, reproduction and intimacy with their children, so there's that. I have only one thing to add, and that's, "Nadafinga!" - Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker 🤦🏽♂🙄
To make sure I understood everything correctly. A pre-teen child was traumatized by his parent giving him the adult DLC (expansion package down-low-doable content) talk. So, this parent completely bypassed the teen puberty-stricten DLC talk? I can see where that would be traumatizing.
I don't k ow how it is for others. But I have safely and soundly banished the memory of getting the talk from my parents out of my memory (which is usually very good when it comes to childhood) I know it must have been around age 10-11. Because I first learned about the topic from a friend who was 1 year older when I was 9 or 10. I was so sure they never had that talk with me in that regard. They recently told me they definitely did. I must have completely sealed it away. I hope this child does the same and believes his knowledge just came with age..
It makes sense that the kid was horrified of the finer details of "the talk". I do not think I ever got the talk, or if I did, I do not remember it :))
I am so glad my school had sex ed when i was younger so it took off this responsibility from my parents because if i was only to have this information from them, i would still not know nothing about it. Also, sex ed in school is waaay less traumatizing than from your own parents. Poor kid, this PTSD will haunt him for a long time.
In Germany we have a fairly popular kids magazine called Bravo. It mostly talks about music and fashion but also has ~4 pages of sex ed in each issue. Depending on the attitude of the parents, most kids start reading that when they are around 7 years old and I have to say that it seems to help.
Didn't know that 'the talk' now has 'the DLC'. I think when kids are around 16 people parents also should give them 'the talk 2 electric boogaloo' where they explaine everythink about PH and other stuff on the internet.
My son (now 31) was about 10 when he walked in on us watching southpark late at night - as Im putting him back to bed he says "Mom, what's Buttsex?" Just OH NO Thanks Southpark!, I told him it was something he would have to wait to find out about when he was older...
2:41 'for me, if you took to explaining _the birds and the bees_ to a kid like 'that'... _that's_ a DLC.' Muk did it again, ROTFLMAO kids reach that age so fast and parents are often taken by surprise. it seems however, for some cultural reasons, US parents have a way to make it extra complicated. the phone call between mother of kid #4 to mother of kid #2 is a prime example.
You really had to have the talk with your kids? I mean, don't they have internet? We first got the internet when I was 8 and man, by the time I was 10, I knew all about the base game, about dozens of dlcs and even about some fanmade mods.
leaving this important piece of education to some random content on the internet is frightfuly irresponsible. if you can't do the parenting stufff maybe put the whole thing off altogether
Wait...why is it called birds and bees in English? In German it's something like bees and flowers (which makes sense) but I don't see the relation between bees and birds?
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Can we just talk for a second about the absolutely masterful editing and memeing done by Noxxi here? Impeccable. Flawless.
Ah yes, DLC... Down-low-doable content..
Okay, this was *amazing*
Also really nice editing - made it even funnier :D
Thank you Mukluk and Noxxi, I'm having a pretty bad day, this helped getting things off my mind and got a laugh out of me, really thanks, I never really understood how random videos on the internet could help people feel a little bit better on bad days, but now I know. Rly thx :)
That's not DLC, that's a, uh, full-blown expansion.😏
nice
Just when you do not think the content can get more funny you raise the bar Sir @Muk
I don't think I ever got the Talk as a kid, I think I just learned from my peers and then got some stuff clarified when I found my father's magazine collection. 🤣
_Hmmm. Self-taught. And not half bad!_ - 'Jetstream' Sam
I found a mag or 2, then a book with no pictures just stories, then a full on VHS, and then I got the internet, and never needed a talk.
thanks this is now the chain of events i fear the most as a parent lmao
The Talk : GOTY edition
"DLC". I'd say that's a whole new game....
The talk 2: Electric Boogaloo
Reminds me of something when I was in elementary school. There was a girl that was a little more troublesome. On one day on the way home after shool she called me a "son of a b***". I have no idea how it came to that but also I wasn't really upset because I didn't know the meaning, I just heard that for the first time.
The next day, I somehow was in the mood to use that newly learned term. There was another boy in class, also a bit more of a problematic kind, and stupid me just called him a "son of a b***" in the locker room prior to the gym class, for no reason. It did not have any consequences at that exact moment, but during the next break he and two of his friends beat me up on the schoolyard.
Way later I also learned that that boy was adopted and his bio mom was an alcoholic or something, so I guess what I said was even more problematic.
ya gotta make sure ya kids have enough lvls to be able to handle the dlc,
its like a low lvl chracter going stright into tangled depths
The kid got Heart of thorns and EoD in one talk xD
Calling the definition of "suck it" a DLC pretty much sums up the concept of DLC in the gaming industry as well in some cases.
My mom just bought a s*x ed book for kids/teens when I was in 6th or 7th grade and told me to come talk to her if I had any questions - I didn't. And that was that.
"Do we only live to suffer?"
Kid: Mommy whats DLC?
Mom: Well its when your father downloads content into... his Playstation
This is why you should always have a disciplinary golem at your home, our MKVIII model comes with all the "dlc" information and is able to convey it to your progeny with minimal mental and/or physical trauma.
*Disciplinary Golem inc. And its subsidiaries are not responsible for any negative effect or mishandling of the golems, please ensure your progeny is capable of surv... enduring the disciplinary sessions, consult a doctor (preferably an Asuran one) before purchasing one of our golems, no Norns were harmed during the production of the Disciplinary Golem MK. VIII, there were harmed during the previous models testing phases but the stress test data was ported to the MK. VIII frame.
Since the characters in A Christmas Story were nine years old, in Indiana, during the 1939/40 school year, and also considering the hilarious soap incident contained there in, today's American parents are woefully behind (years with an "s"!) on discussing course language, reproduction and intimacy with their children, so there's that. I have only one thing to add, and that's, "Nadafinga!" - Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker 🤦🏽♂🙄
The DLC is something else.
To make sure I understood everything correctly.
A pre-teen child was traumatized by his parent giving him the adult DLC (expansion package down-low-doable content) talk. So, this parent completely bypassed the teen puberty-stricten DLC talk?
I can see where that would be traumatizing.
That was a pretty common insult in my school growing up around that age. Also, ironically, calling someone gay.
I don't k ow how it is for others. But I have safely and soundly banished the memory of getting the talk from my parents out of my memory (which is usually very good when it comes to childhood) I know it must have been around age 10-11. Because I first learned about the topic from a friend who was 1 year older when I was 9 or 10.
I was so sure they never had that talk with me in that regard. They recently told me they definitely did.
I must have completely sealed it away.
I hope this child does the same and believes his knowledge just came with age..
And joey was never the same
That's why they call it DLC...
👀
I mean there is an expansion happening......
It makes sense that the kid was horrified of the finer details of "the talk".
I do not think I ever got the talk, or if I did, I do not remember it :))
This is all I can say, but with an extra word. Oh my god...
I am so glad my school had sex ed when i was younger so it took off this responsibility from my parents because if i was only to have this information from them, i would still not know nothing about it. Also, sex ed in school is waaay less traumatizing than from your own parents. Poor kid, this PTSD will haunt him for a long time.
In Germany we have a fairly popular kids magazine called Bravo. It mostly talks about music and fashion but also has ~4 pages of sex ed in each issue. Depending on the attitude of the parents, most kids start reading that when they are around 7 years old and I have to say that it seems to help.
To be honest, I wouldn't call Bravo a kids magazine - gives the wrong impression :D It's clearly designed for teenagers.
@@feothyr6810 How so?
That ain't a DLC, sounds like a whole darn season pass.
this was hilarious
That's a load to deal with!
Imagine these kids, and parents watching Degeneration X wrestlers like 20 years ago.
Well, now im traumatized too.
That poor kid. lmao
Didn't know that 'the talk' now has 'the DLC'. I think when kids are around 16 people parents also should give them 'the talk 2 electric boogaloo' where they explaine everythink about PH and other stuff on the internet.
My son (now 31) was about 10 when he walked in on us watching southpark late at night - as Im putting him back to bed he says "Mom, what's Buttsex?" Just OH NO Thanks Southpark!, I told him it was something he would have to wait to find out about when he was older...
Which DLC? Was this in EoD or in a living world season? ;p
*AYO!*
2:41 'for me, if you took to explaining _the birds and the bees_ to a kid like 'that'... _that's_ a DLC.' Muk did it again, ROTFLMAO
kids reach that age so fast and parents are often taken by surprise. it seems however, for some cultural reasons, US parents have a way to make it extra complicated. the phone call between mother of kid #4 to mother of kid #2 is a prime example.
DLC, the D licking course?
PTSDLC yeap
Be glad he didn't get the CE?
You really had to have the talk with your kids? I mean, don't they have internet? We first got the internet when I was 8 and man, by the time I was 10, I knew all about the base game, about dozens of dlcs and even about some fanmade mods.
leaving this important piece of education to some random content on the internet is frightfuly irresponsible. if you can't do the parenting stufff maybe put the whole thing off altogether
I assume you're not from gen Z. The budding internet us millenials had when we were young was vastly different from the internet that exists today.
you americans are so silly 😅😅
Second. I didn't have to, but it's fun
stop it or you too will get the talk... with the dlc
First. I had to.
Wait...why is it called birds and bees in English? In German it's something like bees and flowers (which makes sense) but I don't see the relation between bees and birds?