Japanese Reacts To "History of Japan"

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    Hello, I'm SatoShit! I was born and raised in Japan. Today, I react to "history of Japan" video by Bill Wurtz.
    Original Video is ↓↓↓
    • history of japan
    #satoshit #vlog #reaction #reactionvideo #japanese #historyofjapan #billwurtz

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  • @helmetnachos17
    @helmetnachos17  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20926

    Herro I’m Japanese😀

    • @andyalexander5816
      @andyalexander5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

      No shit 😆

    • @tinalaneart
      @tinalaneart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I had such an urge to write: Hello Dipshit... I kept laughing at that part of the vid too. That silly type of laugh where you stop hear it again in your head and start giggling again.

    • @horsesaysquack
      @horsesaysquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @Axoaura 錦山 湖 Ch. ingurishi*

    • @hunterashwill5766
      @hunterashwill5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      congratulations!!!!

    • @bjarnivalur6330
      @bjarnivalur6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Hi Japanese😀, I'm dad 😀

  • @dr_weil
    @dr_weil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6887

    Actually tornado thing was a joke. Mongols got defeated by a typhoon, even in those annonations while they still existed said that it was actually a typhoon.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      What kinda place calls spinny winds "typhoons" I want the simple times back

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Typhoons are the global usage for hurricanes in the pacific.
      Also I think these typhoons are also the reason kamikaze is a word for the Japanese.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You should have named this "a japanese who knows nothing about history of his own country is humiliated by some funny europen on the internet"

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds about as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

    • @ridhwanidrus775
      @ridhwanidrus775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      According to my reading, they said the god of wind & god of thunder, Fujin & Raijin is the one who responsible to defeat the Mongols, in myths

  • @mustafakhurramaziz9715
    @mustafakhurramaziz9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11874

    His face when the guy said “and then they dropped two”

    • @cublub5910
      @cublub5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

      Dropped as hard as the bomb

    • @crapperplays8381
      @crapperplays8381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Balls

    • @Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu
      @Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      👀

    • @aureusyarara
      @aureusyarara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's "deshi drop two"

    • @moonbug7252
      @moonbug7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @The Confederate Party Official doubt you can roll urself out of bed in the morning calm down

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5592

    "Where are you from?"
    *"Dipshit"*
    Sounds like a great place

  • @MayoSama710
    @MayoSama710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    I lost it when he said "Russia downgrades to... a FUCKTON of soldiers"

    • @Near2Future
      @Near2Future 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Budget cuts, no more armor or guns. You'll have one getmit & a frying pan for a weapon, good luck!

    • @DC-zi6se
      @DC-zi6se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be friends with Russia at any cost, because it's weird.... Like a Bear
      - Otto Von Bismarck

    • @AlyssaTaylor9
      @AlyssaTaylor9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      _did I say downgrade I meant to say upgrade_

    • @sirdogsgaming9379
      @sirdogsgaming9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’ve got a good name stranger...

    • @insight827
      @insight827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not russia, japan

  • @Norby312
    @Norby312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    I just learned 1 million years of Japanese history in nine minutes with an authentic reaction, I couldn’t ask for more lol.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You should have named this "a japanese who knows nothing about history of his own country is humiliated by some funny europen on the internet"

    • @rudennings
      @rudennings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Polyglot_English lmao

    • @rudennings
      @rudennings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robbiny446 it probably was just the centuries that was kept tracked, the untracked ones was probably millions or even billions of years for earth and the animals to evolve :v

    • @powerplayzz6581
      @powerplayzz6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@robbiny446 Just saying, dinosaurs apparently lived 65 million years ago..

    • @sAdness350
      @sAdness350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@robbiny446 humanity found a way to keep track of time after the first religion was acnnounced. We don't even know how much time went by before they found out they could keep track of the time by using the sun. We literally had that topic in 4th or 5th grade lol-

  • @jrcervincervin2782
    @jrcervincervin2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    6:44 All that sounds like siblings fightijg each other, "He started it" "SHE SAID MEAN STUFF" "I was just defending myself"

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well, (nearly) all leaders of these countries were related, soo it's kinda fitting.

    • @bobkoshy7869
      @bobkoshy7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah it was literally a family affair, with all the cousins being leaders of countries

    • @dragonjade8853
      @dragonjade8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang. You're right

    • @joshualee4251
      @joshualee4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The british captured Washington DC one time... and then died in a tornado.

    • @justscrollinginthecomments7930
      @justscrollinginthecomments7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's WWI my friend, it's a hopeless domino affect

  • @Bobthetomado
    @Bobthetomado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14254

    Best reaction. This guy really gets the absurdist humor

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

      You know me well😏

    • @TK7official
      @TK7official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@helmetnachos17 ok

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Huzzah! A man of culture!

    • @crismiquel10
      @crismiquel10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes.

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The way he reacts with the Minecraft villager noise at 0:31 is great

  • @m.t-thoughts8919
    @m.t-thoughts8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5925

    Mongols *exists*
    Tornados: *We gona end your whole career*

    • @marc-ku7qw
      @marc-ku7qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      shouldve entered back in

    • @中陽黃
      @中陽黃 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Actually, it’s called typhoon

    • @m.t-thoughts8919
      @m.t-thoughts8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@中陽黃 😑

    • @rootplants
      @rootplants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and fucking died

    • @andye5724
      @andye5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@中陽黃 I thought it was due to a tsunami, well it may have been caused by the typhoon..

  • @alexismiller288
    @alexismiller288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3912

    *Open the country.*
    *Stop having it be closed.*

    • @ayamPENYETZ
      @ayamPENYETZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Anti-Maskers in a nutshell.

    • @eatyourself5859
      @eatyourself5859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hetalia

    • @hamedhosseini4938
      @hamedhosseini4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or we enforce our freedome

    • @bwomsambi
      @bwomsambi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They have huge boats (with guns)

  • @davinlee3425
    @davinlee3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22944

    “Japanese man wearing a usa shirt learns about japan from a man from the usa”

    • @peoplecallmepeechez
      @peoplecallmepeechez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @The Confederate Party Official I think he was just making a funny observation but you take from it what you can I guess

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @The Confederate Party Official dude calm down its just a joke.

    • @karoshn
      @karoshn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @The Confederate Party Official it’s a piece of clothing dog

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @The Confederate Party Official To be fair, Japan did commit heinous atrocities and war crimes. So it’s not like they’re innocent either.

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @The Confederate Party Official I mean did you see the shit Japan did? It’s not the US who raped Nanking. Also the US and Japan are friends now, so really the only one holding on to the grudge is you. Even the governments are chill with one another.

  • @osad1aye
    @osad1aye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    The look on this man’s face when they dropped the bombs. I felt that.

    • @shelld7535
      @shelld7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I felt it too. I'm from USA and 99.9% of us still feel pretty shitty about how all that went down. Unfortunately war has it's own set of rules. :(

    • @OxysLokiMoros
      @OxysLokiMoros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shelld7535 You should pay for your all your warcrimes. But the USA can do what they want...

    • @shelld7535
      @shelld7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@OxysLokiMoros I am just a USA citizen. I have ZERO control of who pays for what. Those decisions are made by people whom I will never know or come into contact with... EVER. In my post I agreed it was shitty. So what is your issue with me.

    • @OxysLokiMoros
      @OxysLokiMoros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shelld7535 Not with you! ;)

    • @austinking3991
      @austinking3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@OxysLokiMoros Japan paid for THEIR war crimes, with atom bombs...

  • @stavros9849
    @stavros9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3324

    Is it just me or when the nukes were brought up things became a bit more.... tense?

    • @gaigeschaal9070
      @gaigeschaal9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      Yeah, though I gotta say they creator handled it well for a humorous video

    • @Skrtskrt1236
      @Skrtskrt1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @A. Null Lou Bricantyou heard the man, everybody go home. No inner thoughts typed out allowed because this guy, the arbiter of all that is righteous and moral said so.

    • @pichass9337
      @pichass9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @A. Null Lou Bricant the same feeling everyine else gets when they state the obvious in the comments section

    • @stavros9849
      @stavros9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @A. Null Lou Bricant I get the same amount of pleasure from "fishing for likes" as you do love from another woman. Which I'm assuming is pretty low if your here typing redundant shit.

    • @emzee1148
      @emzee1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The utter silence and echoing 10 seconds of blast in the video did that too.

  • @dragonmaid1360
    @dragonmaid1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15204

    I'm glad he made that bomb drop horrifying. Because it was. Awesome video.

    • @allyson186
      @allyson186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

      The moment of silence man

    • @terrytay1774
      @terrytay1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      He was not honest. He didn't say the atom bombs were a tit for tat as Japan stealthily bombed Pearl Harbour.

    • @butterballin3686
      @butterballin3686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      @@d_3634 The bombs prevented a full scale invasion which would have killed millions of more soldiers and civilians alike. The bombs kinda saved lives.

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@d_3634 Look up "Operation Downfall"

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      @@butterballin3686 Oh and remember the rape of Nanking, oh and just Japanese war crimes in general? We’ve done some awful shit, but Jesus Christ Japan...

  • @I_Think_Its_Kaiden
    @I_Think_Its_Kaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    "So they drop it on Japan: 👁👄👁
    "Actually they drop two": 👁👁💧👄👁👁

    • @righttoleftrepeat
      @righttoleftrepeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Did you grow extra eyes because of the radiation?

    • @lyx8039
      @lyx8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@righttoleftrepeat uh-

    • @bau5256
      @bau5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you look carefully it looks like it was cut. Well I understand if he laughed because it had a humorous element to it. I admit I laughed abd sorry okayy...

    • @yuji9323
      @yuji9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@righttoleftrepeat yea.

    • @catherine3095
      @catherine3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@righttoleftrepeat Omg dude

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2346

    Before: "You can't present the history of Japan in 10 minutes."
    After: "I need to study more."
    Mission failed successfully?

    • @peepsandliam5930
      @peepsandliam5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      z'oof

    • @miolinadios6878
      @miolinadios6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tarilasofiyea3238 lmao wtf

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tarilasofiyea3238 I don't give a shit about your contradictory god. Take it to you priest, not my comment chain.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tarilasofiyea3238 c'mon, man. this really doesn't change anybody's minds; it just annoys us and makes you look bad. :\
      quit spamming youtube comments and go do more work in your community or something. you'll be a lot more effective there.

    • @tilleye3774
      @tilleye3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it just me or when the nukes were brought up things became a bit more.... tense?

  • @graceyang9022
    @graceyang9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5993

    That face that showed up in front of Tokugawa was Trump lol

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

      I didn’t know that😂 Thanks!

    • @Lightkie
      @Lightkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      That's because Trump was still a synonym for wealth when the video was created, before it came out how broke he really is.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@Lightkie I mean he is still quite rich. Doesn't mean his businesses or employees are tho lol

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Lightkie Lmao stfu you poor CNN libtard.

    • @f2r14
      @f2r14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It was because at the time this video was made Trump was still running for president, and one of his goals is to build a wall which essentially closing of the country similar to what Tokugawa family later did in their time. Also, both Tokugawa and Trump were rich guys

  • @DarkonFullPower
    @DarkonFullPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    The utter silence over the atomic bombs. Chilling.
    I always loved how the breakneck speed of this video comes to a screeching halt when they drop. Such a powerful way to show how serious this was.

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The war still haunts Japan and their former colonies. Their constitution's condemnation of war forever has instilled on the mind of the people how much of a tragedy the events back then.

    • @JUANCAMOO
      @JUANCAMOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      USA: Haha war crimes goes brrrr

    • @alexivonspeed
      @alexivonspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@JUANCAMOO i really don't think japan was squeaky clean during the war either, do you remember the rape of nanjing? world war 2 was a shit time for every country, everybody did horrible things, lets just hope nothing like happens again

    • @moldyfrick
      @moldyfrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@alexivonspeed while the japanese military did do awful things and the nukes did prevent even more deaths its still quite sad when you think about how nearly everyone who died was an innocent citizen

    • @crunchycoffee296
      @crunchycoffee296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@moldyfrick we both had some really nasty war crimes which we called even at then end of war. I think thats fair enough honestly

  • @CasSpell
    @CasSpell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Buddhism was like "Try it 😄!"
    Japan: "NO 🙄"
    Buddhism: "Try iiiiit ☹️"
    Japan: NO 😠
    Buddhism "I'm not asking you"
    "I'm telling you..."
    Japan " OK 👁️👄👁️

    • @zerozombie5400
      @zerozombie5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!"

    • @massblabla
      @massblabla 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zerozombie5400 what, brazil not exist in asuka period

  • @Bubu567
    @Bubu567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    The british captured Washington DC one time... and then died in a tornado.

    • @terrain7879
      @terrain7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The thing is it's completely true.

    • @Bubu567
      @Bubu567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@terrain7879 The burning of washington.

    • @CherrrE
      @CherrrE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Fact: tornadoes keep people from conquering places if they shouldn't have it

    • @EnderTheBender64
      @EnderTheBender64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CherrrE XD

    • @raising1257
      @raising1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      well, spain tried going to war against england with the biggest float ever seen by that time... but died because a tornado as well

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    “Sexy” Ukiyo-e is actually called “Shunga.” The great grandfather of Hentai.

    • @yasseralhablags
      @yasseralhablags 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It was even used to "airbomb" US marine troops on Iwo Jima i think

    • @hexwolfi
      @hexwolfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      My favorite trivia about ukiyo is that the same guy who gave us _The Great Wave off Kanagawa_ also gave us some of the first tentacle porn. (Hokusai, _The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife,_ 1814)

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well then... interesting 🤨

    • @FountainOfYoot
      @FountainOfYoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolfgang Drachenberg Hokusai changed the world 😅

    • @legb0y
      @legb0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolute fire comment!

  • @arghayeaye4591
    @arghayeaye4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    if an asian dude called you a genius you really are a genius

  • @nuriway9181
    @nuriway9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    Every kind of historian in the comment section be like: “this is my moment😏😎”

    • @Enis617
      @Enis617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are beautiful😍

    • @curtibirdie3595
      @curtibirdie3595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Enis617 simp

    • @Enis617
      @Enis617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@curtibirdie3595 I was joking😅

    • @nuriway9181
      @nuriway9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Enis617 haha thank you

    • @user-pu6ww1hf7l
      @user-pu6ww1hf7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      idc if im a shrip you are really pretty

  • @Ziv9
    @Ziv9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5288

    Wow this guy kinda looks like the main singer from Asian Kung-fu Generation 10 years ago xD

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

      I bet he is a good looking guy or it’s just we all look alike😀

    • @Ziv9
      @Ziv9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      @@helmetnachos17 he is a good looking guy you have similar glasses, I like your videos 🙂

    • @your_name96
      @your_name96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The main dude's a legend. His name is Masafumi Gotoh, The Poet. I grew a goatee(obv cutting it periodically)since my middle school just to like him.I'm in college now.

    • @Ziv9
      @Ziv9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@your_name96 A legend for sure, I love that band. I hope college is going well for you ✌

    • @BboyMikazz
      @BboyMikazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helmetnachos17 not really

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The guy behind the camera was being like
    “OH SO YOURE JAPANESE? NAME ALL THE JAPAN HISTORY”

    • @patrickward326
      @patrickward326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Search up unit 731 japan ww2

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You again 😂

  • @eddygeoffry7596
    @eddygeoffry7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    “that sucks... this SUCKS!”
    im lowkey getting the scott pilgrim vibe here

  • @batjokes6683
    @batjokes6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    This is how history should be explained
    Shouldn’t be explained like a dictionary
    Just a simple video that my simple brain can understand

    • @randomhuman8823
      @randomhuman8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agreed

    • @just_vibing_7994
      @just_vibing_7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ikr? I’ve been trying to get my history teachers for years to let us watch one of their history. I even found some videos where they censor cussing so they say the video isn’t “inappropriate”. They’ve never actually played one before but hopefully I’ll be able to one day. I’d just think It’d be so much more fun than sitting through a boring old class.

    • @TRFAD
      @TRFAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For sure. It's a good starting point. Then you can dig deeper into each thing to understand the nuance of each situation.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So would that be considered a good thing or a bad thing depending on who you’re asking?

    • @phatcat3705
      @phatcat3705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. My sister's ex's 13-year-old nephew seriously thought these were real history documentaries and played them at full blast in the car.

  • @lebrongames550
    @lebrongames550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    Next: god reacts to “history of the entire world I guess”

    • @carlgrosspietschii9828
      @carlgrosspietschii9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The british captured Washington DC one time... and then died in a tornado.

    • @shams2066
      @shams2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh why do you have ProPepper on pfp

    • @jeschoofs
      @jeschoofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      God: “wow i didn’t even know that”

    • @disc1142
      @disc1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeschoofs woah they got plastic that early?

    • @flowerpeachh
      @flowerpeachh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably wouldn't remember anything. Probably too busy modifying Covid

  • @SonOroSound
    @SonOroSound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:17 "The USA was working on a large, very huge bomb"
    Japanese: Clears throat...

  • @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502
    @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Sometimes you just gotta have a sense of humor about history.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should have named this "a japanese who knows nothing about history of his own country is humiliated by some funny europen on the internet"

    • @spook407
      @spook407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Polyglot_English nah

    • @eternal_syn3rgy
      @eternal_syn3rgy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Polyglot_English nothing? He mentioned needing to study more jesus christ

    • @mcclintick
      @mcclintick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Humor = Tragedy + Time

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just makes ir better honestly

  • @noshua2326
    @noshua2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Technically the mongols died in hurricanes. That’s what the word kamikaze comes from

    • @adt4624
      @adt4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kamikaze means divine wind right?

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@adt4624 "Kami" means god and "kaze" means wind, so yes, divine wind would be right.

    • @adt4624
      @adt4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SwordGuy17 Thanks you for the translation and explaination

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adt4624 No prob

    • @yaya-px6qg
      @yaya-px6qg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best reaction. This guy really gets the absurdist humor

  • @Mikcha212
    @Mikcha212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I’m actually pretty sure that the mongols that died in a tornado was the origin of the word kamikaze because the Japanese thought that the typhoons were caused by the gods wind (heavenly winds) and thus the word was born.

    • @AkuraTheAwesome
      @AkuraTheAwesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, you're right about that.
      The Kamikaze attacks in WW2 were also famously kind of terrible but because so few pilots were returning after the tactic was used, Japanese officers didn't know how unsuccessful they were and kept doing it.
      The tactic pretty much only served to frighten allied soldiers but even that wasn't worth it because they lost so many pilots and planes.

    • @カマキリ-e5s
      @カマキリ-e5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No...
      During the 1st invasion, Mongolians died by “Strong wind” (not typhoon or tornado)
      Their army lost to the samurai and took a rest in Tsushima on the way to escape from Japan,where there was a big wind. (Tsushima was occupied earlier and used as a relay point)
      It’s same for the 2nd time except that the “Strong Wind” might have been typhoon.

    • @Nikosstamos42
      @Nikosstamos42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@カマキリ-e5s yes but did jhin and his uncle get along?

    • @Nikosstamos42
      @Nikosstamos42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@カマキリ-e5s hahaha no from a video game, ghost of tsushima

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This dosent actually explain anything

  • @tinymighty5140
    @tinymighty5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    A Japanese man reacting to Japanese history while wearing a USA shirt, truly patriotic.

    • @ifeelcoke4347
      @ifeelcoke4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t think everyone needs to be patriotic to love their country

    • @dunkindonuts9770
      @dunkindonuts9770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frog5046 'hella overacting'
      Japanese Warcrimes would like a discussion with you

    • @phatcat3705
      @phatcat3705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dunkindonuts9770 I agree. It was terrible but at the same time necessary (my grandmother was Japanese, and she was there when the bombs were dropped. Even she and her family supported that, since the war disrupted their lives). It was a good thing for Japan, too, after the fact. Now they have a huge Western fanbase because of their awesome pop culture, manga/anime, love of cuteness, etc. (Well, THAT'S how you "conquer" the world, lol. Imperial Japan had it all wrong, lol). So ironic.

    • @phen-themoogle7651
      @phen-themoogle7651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz USA installed a somewhat recent government patch in Japan towards the end of the video lol

    • @ammielestioko233
      @ammielestioko233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Worldwide

  • @senpai-pug8692
    @senpai-pug8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “English isn’t real and the only language is feelings.” -Bill Wurtz

    • @user-pu6ww1hf7l
      @user-pu6ww1hf7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you really think about it hes right

    • @user-pu6ww1hf7l
      @user-pu6ww1hf7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      english just gave us something to put our emotions into words

    • @mlpmlpmlpmlp1
      @mlpmlpmlpmlp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-pu6ww1hf7l big brain

    • @khulan436
      @khulan436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      can you say that in feelings?

    • @senpai-pug8692
      @senpai-pug8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khulan436 yes.

  • @MartialBachoffner
    @MartialBachoffner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I share his feeling 8:50, his face change drastically.

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It was a massacre and dark day of human history where lands were leveled in an instant using an first ever atomic bomb, devastating. When I watched it, there was a moment of silent in my head.

    • @MartialBachoffner
      @MartialBachoffner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@daisuke910 and since then, America never ceased to bully the world to make money out of it. I found Japanese peoples amazing. Despite all they faced, atomic bombing, earthquake, tsunami, they always rise up from "ashes".

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MartialBachoffner true, I guess this what ingrained in their culture to be adaptable.

    • @whiteshark450
      @whiteshark450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@daisuke910 not to be a dick but they kinda deserve it for nanking, shanghai and port arthur.

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@whiteshark450 though innocent citizen were dead due to government pursuit of emperialism. In that logic, the US deserved 9/11 cuz of their infiltration of Iraq then?

  • @XXXFotyleggaXXX
    @XXXFotyleggaXXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10738

    He is dead silent the moment the bombs drop, but immediately starts laughing when "installing new government"

    • @fabulousmyriad267
      @fabulousmyriad267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

      I would've kept silence too out of respect for the dead.😥

    • @k3m0t19
      @k3m0t19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@fabulousmyriad267 Japan deserved it anyways

    • @ThinkLuckyThink
      @ThinkLuckyThink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      @@k3m0t19 🤔🤔🤔

    • @47LG
      @47LG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

      @@k3m0t19 na bro the people did not deserve that. It was due to negligence from the Japanese emperor . His people paid the price he should of paid

    • @giudicandoingiustamente3166
      @giudicandoingiustamente3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      @@k3m0t19 you can't be serious

  • @FormulaFanboy
    @FormulaFanboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's so heartwarming to see someone go from "that's bullsh*t" to genuinely learning and having a good time.

  • @PsychonautTV
    @PsychonautTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Meanwhile wearing a "USA" shirt lol

  • @shinariXD
    @shinariXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    For some reason the name “Sato *S h i t”* makes me laugh

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Laughing leaves you vunerable of someone sticking their finger into your gaping maw so I don't laugh as much as I can

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLY I GOT A HEART

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Lmao wtf

  • @thatoneguy2659
    @thatoneguy2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Germany: **does its best to keep USA out of WWII**
    Japan: **Declares War on the US**
    Germany: *”YOU DID WHAT!?!?!?”*

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Italy: *Change team*

    • @haremfucker2498
      @haremfucker2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Us: *smashing nuke buttons*

    • @ain-hvh
      @ain-hvh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's like big paintball where you get 100 kills then a nuke

    • @user-rn3cj4uw6t
      @user-rn3cj4uw6t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Germany:I like you. Im gonna do it. Im gonna hate you.

    • @nillsontheirish4445
      @nillsontheirish4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Italy redeploy and change teams

  • @atomictoaster3393
    @atomictoaster3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    *me in 2020 finally free covid and going holiday*
    my friend: "where you going?"
    me: "iam going to dipshit"

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Please come to dipshit😉

    • @Fearsia
      @Fearsia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@helmetnachos17 I would love to come to Japan someday. I want to learn more about other countries and their cultures, and Japan is on the top of my list. I feel people aren't exposed to much outside influence in the US, it took until I was almost 18 to really discover or take much interest in other countries. Mainly because I wasn't exposed to anything from them.

    • @CheesyChimken
      @CheesyChimken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helmetnachos17 ah yes. Who don't love dipshit? Idk who ngl

  • @redacted7229
    @redacted7229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "Who's face was that?"
    "I don't know"
    *the American 2016 election intensifies*

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How could anyone forget when the American continent elected Donald Duck as the Prime Emperor?

    • @8Delian8
      @8Delian8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TechnologicallyTechnical and wish they would have again.

    • @SeeUMusicKat
      @SeeUMusicKat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i've watched history of japan more times than i can count and i *just* figured out who it was 😂😂😂

    • @shadowbandit3975
      @shadowbandit3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@8Delian8 Now we got old puppet dude, and crazy lady waiting to take him out, so she can become president

    • @熊ちゃん-h7t
      @熊ちゃん-h7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowbandit3975 ^^ this LOL. I sent a letter to Harris when she was a senator from my state (CA) and the response I got was one of the most half-assed and question-avoiding things I’ve ever read!

  • @XenaWarrior24
    @XenaWarrior24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    You shod watch The History of the Entire World I Guess by Bill Wurtz

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Ok, then I’ll become a history teacher 👨‍🏫

    • @sylversquirrel4703
      @sylversquirrel4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@helmetnachos17 Where can I sign up for your class?

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zonbilol7883 translated: 笑

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sylversquirrel4703 translated: どこでクラスに申し込めますか?

  • @Herf18
    @Herf18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    It's always interesting watching younger people from Japan watch this when it gets to WW2, knowing they were allies with Nazi Germany.
    These days, Japan is such a huge ally and wonderful country to the world.
    Just interesting to watch.
    The bomb part always sucks.
    Really entertaining and education video, regardless!

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's as if ...these people had absolutely nothing to do with what their ancestors did

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Mr. Al Holy shit TL;DR. Also Germany shouldn't have to be apologizing for WW2, let's be honest. They've more than made up for it and should actually start having some pride in their heritage again. Japan is bad in the opposite direction, but have also paid quite a bit of reparations to Korea.

    • @kapitalistalien8881
      @kapitalistalien8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fyi
      Even my neighboor who was old japanese couple(yes i live in jp)
      They didnt know the cause why japan got atomed by westerner

    • @dnrorschach
      @dnrorschach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Mr. Al "Even the pilot who flew the bomber that dropped Fat Man and Little Boy was so horrified that he became entirely dedicated to rebuilding Japan in the post-war period." This is just false. Neither Charles Sweeney nor Paul Tibbets (pilots of Bockscar and the Enola Gay respectively) did anything with rebuilding Japan.

    • @dnrorschach
      @dnrorschach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr. Al Link the interview then?

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Drops nuke: 20 year old having phantom flashbacks.

    • @MohamedLight
      @MohamedLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's almost 40

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MohamedLight Asians tend to look younger than their age.

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tinyfurball: And sound younger too, apparently. Dude's got a teenager's voice.

  • @glonniecanoy3441
    @glonniecanoy3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    To be honest bro, Bill Wurtz is a freakin genius XD

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

    • @nerdemojireal
      @nerdemojireal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ppl would actually enjoy school if lessons were like this

  • @weareallhomos
    @weareallhomos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love that he doesn't go into some long-winded analysis about the quality or accuracy of the video. Just says "whoever made this video is a genius" *END REACTION VIDEO". Peak reaction 👌

  • @blitz7488
    @blitz7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    8:45 im really glad bill kept this entire sequence silent, because this is a pretty serious topic.
    Im from america and knowing what happened here i still wont agree with the idea of dropping explosives on a civilian populace, its just wrong.

    • @redactedexpunged
      @redactedexpunged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i agree it was a messed up thing to do on americas part

    • @redactedexpunged
      @redactedexpunged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aestheniac Yes but there were children in that city when the bomb went off

    • @readingchicken5336
      @readingchicken5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Civilians would still die without the bombs, they ultimately saved more lives than they took

    • @redactedexpunged
      @redactedexpunged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aestheniac Your logic is profound have a great day

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's also important to remember that there was a catastrophic firebombing campaign that was being conducted by the allied forces on several areas throughout Japan. Higher estimates for the casualties in said campaigns put the casualties of the atomic bombs to shame, with some estimates putting the deaths at 900,000 people. Upwards of 8 million Japanese people were rendered homeless. A further several hundred thousand were injured. I don't say this to claim that using the bombs was a moral decision, however I do think that the tactics of using the bomb as a means to send a message to Emperor Hirohito that he was fighting a losing battle ended up possibly saving a further untold millions people from death and destruction.

  • @12x2is24
    @12x2is24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I’m really glad that when he didn’t know something he didn’t just say “I don’t think that’s correct”

    • @Purely_Andy
      @Purely_Andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Viostic1 *they're

    • @mikeflores9673
      @mikeflores9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Purely_Andy although I dont like people correcting grammar online I will respect this one. Everyone should know the difference between their, they're, and there

    • @TRFAD
      @TRFAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There*

    • @thatnick967
      @thatnick967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TRFAD theiyre're*

    • @Purely_Andy
      @Purely_Andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikeflores9673 Yeah, I mainly correct your/you're and their/they're/there. They're the worst offences.

  • @Omar-ef3hj
    @Omar-ef3hj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Japan conquering other countries:
    this guy: "hehe"
    America dropping two bombs:
    this guy: "😐😶"

    • @BenDover-fs1lf
      @BenDover-fs1lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I mean, the atom bombs were no laughing matter, both literally and figuratively.
      Edit: good lord this started a comment war.

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@BenDover-fs1lf
      One could argue that the bombs were a explosive matter.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@BenDover-fs1lf, depends on how you use it and bring it up. Morbid humor does exist, but it will just sound fucked if you try to force the joke. Especially if it was as big as the bombing.

    • @cheesemonkeyc
      @cheesemonkeyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know, right? We were all having a good time joking around about war, colonization and assassination, but then they had to go and bring up something serious

    • @BenDover-fs1lf
      @BenDover-fs1lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feetlicks agreed, but it also killed hundreds of civilians too,.

  • @geronimozarza8495
    @geronimozarza8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how everyone goes dead serious when the atomic bombs are dropped. Like it was one of those historical moments that cannot be satirized.

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here. I literally felt my face drop to being serious too when the bombs fell. Pretty messed up

    • @itchypit6413
      @itchypit6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sad thing is he laughs at the Japanese invasion, which killed way way more

    • @raye7555
      @raye7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itchypit6413 Fuck you

    • @timothywhite8130
      @timothywhite8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@raye7555 he isnt lying look it up 200k vs millions. the Japanese invasion was terrible

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The rape of China was far worse. I'd rather be vaporized into a shadow on the wall then be forced to watch soldiers rape my wife and kids then impale then with bayonets, before burning down my neighborhood.
      Sometimes they forced the men to do those things to their own homes and family for them, then killed the men anyways.

  • @simplename1693
    @simplename1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I actually got scared about the atomic bomb, i i didn't knew how he would react

  • @kingmoe90
    @kingmoe90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:13 he actually said "don't underestimate Japan history"

  • @コッペパン-b1x
    @コッペパン-b1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:35 明治天皇陛下の名前の横にツイッターの公認マークが付いてた笑

  • @aesthetic3390
    @aesthetic3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    My Japanese teacher made us watch this, we love our innocent teacher.

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:45 Oh god, the moment of silence

    • @Austin-pq6lr
      @Austin-pq6lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FR THAT WAS AWKWARD AF

  • @danielleighton4161
    @danielleighton4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Let's go invade Korea"
    His reaction: Oh..........

  • @Holgast
    @Holgast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I'm surprised you didn't know about the typhoon that destroyed the Mongol invasion, isn't that the origin of 'kamikaze' ?

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In the original video, they corrected it, by clarifying in an annotation.
      ...and then TH-cam decided to remove all annotations.

    • @Holgast
      @Holgast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nooneinparticular5256 I'm not referring to any mistake (like them saying something else instead of 'typhoon'), I'm referring to the OP not knowing about this event

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Holgast Yeah, fair. Just thought I'd add that.

    • @thomas9435
      @thomas9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought kamikaze started with zeros in ww2?

    • @melissamarrs94
      @melissamarrs94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kamikaze = "god or divine wind" a name given to the typhoons that destroyed those mongol invaders.
      It was adopted to the zero pilots...who were considered to be like or riders of that type of wind.
      The term also became synonymous with suicide missions. It also became derogatory and is still a slur today, when not used in specific context.

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You have amazing language skills to understand this in real time and respond in Japanese. Respect

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bilingual culture is surprisingly common in Japan, what with how influential America is, both ironically, and...well...unironically? Explosively? Nevermind

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially together! English is hard in a way completely different from Japanese.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@funcats1999
      Indeed.
      The way I see it, learning a new language in the east is comparable with learning a new math function.

  • @expiredpickle3262
    @expiredpickle3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “We attacked 3 boats... They dropped the sun on us *TWICE* “

    • @maxthecanadian5439
      @maxthecanadian5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice Russianbadger reference

    • @oyunbold9186
      @oyunbold9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we also decimated nanjings population from 300k to 500 but we dont talk about that

    • @oyunbold9186
      @oyunbold9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk man those chinese people just dissapeared randomly

  • @stnhndg
    @stnhndg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Am I only the one who thought that 'that man face' was a Hasselhoff for some reasons?

  • @AbdulJabbar37193
    @AbdulJabbar37193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    8:43 His reaction is cut and edited from when the bombs were dropped

    • @Lessen0
      @Lessen0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's a good point. Makes me wonder if he had some initial reaction that they decided not to show (e.g. laughing, or something, since the presentation does have humorous elements to it).

    • @LittleSparklingStars
      @LittleSparklingStars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lessen0 he probably did, the humor is so dry it makes it funny.

    • @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832
      @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think just because that part is so long they cut part of it

    • @cluster4583
      @cluster4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lessen0 not rly I think he close mouth quicky and video was going smooth

  • @rpcsa8
    @rpcsa8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Everyone: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes! not even an entire country in 10!
    Bill Wurtz: *that sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read*

  • @DoctorBadVibez
    @DoctorBadVibez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The moment of "yes" for Hitlers "email" was closely followed by the sobering moment of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I believe the young man has learned that "yes" during discussions of war are often followed by the same sobering reality. War is messed up.

  • @NotSoGenesiz
    @NotSoGenesiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Your commentary was very fun to listen to!

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you but I guess I'm not doing anything 😂

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@helmetnachos17 Compared to most people who watch Bill Wurtz it was a lot, the information density is very overwhelming.

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cruxador translated: ビル・ヴルツを見るほとんどの人と比べると、情報密度は非常に圧倒的です。

  • @leedesfleurs
    @leedesfleurs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh man, this was such a nice lighthearted reaction video. I can't believe you were able to talk and react and still keep up with what he was saying, even folks with English as their first language had to pause a lot~ (Subscribed!)

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's the Japanese history. Based on my knowledge (from school in Japan), it wasnt hard to understand what he was saying😀

    • @leedesfleurs
      @leedesfleurs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@helmetnachos17 Yeah, fair enough! Man, you should watch History of the Entire World when you get a chance. He crams so much info into that one and the humour is in the same style :D (I've watched it a dozen times and I'm still picking up things I've missed~)

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leedesfleurs translated: うん、十分に公平!チャンスを得た時は全世界の歴史を見るべきだ彼はその1にそんなに多くの情報を詰め込み、ユーモアは同じスタイル:D(私はそれを十数回見てきましたが、私はまだ私が逃したものを拾っています〜)

  • @JM23007
    @JM23007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:45 and onward I kind of felt uncomfortable with how his super cheerful wholesome vibe just dies quick as hell. Hahaha

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it died a few seconds earlier for me but yeah

  • @picklejuice6699
    @picklejuice6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that he can understand the speed of the guy talking English in the video shows how good he is

  • @62mer
    @62mer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was a very fast video to react to. You should totally pause to give yourself a moment to insert your thoughts. Even with the fast pace it was interesting to hear what you had to say. I hope to see more vids in the future!

  • @komissonata3895
    @komissonata3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:54 the shogunate pulled the biggest UNO reverse card in the history of Japan

  • @rivaldo4929
    @rivaldo4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Indonesia: **exist**
    Japan: oh yeah its KILLING OR WORK TIME

    • @danishh1385
      @danishh1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭🔫

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you only mention Indonesia?

    • @rivaldo4929
      @rivaldo4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hmmm777 cuz im indonesia and only know that

    • @danishh1385
      @danishh1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hmmm777 you think this is textbook ah? To mention entire universe?

  • @AngelDust666
    @AngelDust666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Hey Emperor, what we gonna do tonight?”
    “The same thing we do every night Shogun.. try to take over the world!”

  • @milliexp
    @milliexp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I actually learned a lot from this

  • @andrei294
    @andrei294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Beautiful ! (with sound effect)

    • @helmetnachos17
      @helmetnachos17  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @Pixmin_
      @Pixmin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didnt know a comment could make a sound

  • @wariyoshidirector
    @wariyoshidirector 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His face sinking during the atomic bombings were so real. Then when the war ended he lit back up. Crazy

    • @JohnSmith-oe5rx
      @JohnSmith-oe5rx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a sad piece of history and war is hell, it’s the way it is.

  • @shaanthing1848
    @shaanthing1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish Bill Wurtz (the one who made the video) didn’t quit TH-cam.

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @PewNewsSubToPewdiepie
    @PewNewsSubToPewdiepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    sorry about the bombs
    were still best friends though,like if someone invades you we'll totally help like,yaknow NATO and stuff so if anyone bullys you we'll totally kick there ass

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hopefully not China tho 👀

    • @davidkelly132
      @davidkelly132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet you will do you best to fight the social media war meanwhile to help your country and others

    • @nocturne9257
      @nocturne9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Japan isn’t part of NATO fyi (because it’s in the Pacific, not the Atlantic)

    • @tworpish
      @tworpish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidkelly132 yes and I'm sure you'll be on the conservative side of the social media war, saying that the social media war is useless while being part of the social media war

    • @sneakysnek8416
      @sneakysnek8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      After 30 years of war crime that made even the nazis look cute, japan is still seen as a victim of WW2

  • @DukeSolaire
    @DukeSolaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Normally I hate reaction videos but TH-cam kept bugging me to watch this and I like this guys deadpan humor. Good stuff.

  • @kushgupta1465
    @kushgupta1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lets just appreciate that he knows something about his past ...like 3:48 he knows the name of some emperor dude.

  • @leonardodavinci4259
    @leonardodavinci4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    So far, the only one Japanese reactor who truly got the humor

  • @zelrossa
    @zelrossa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “You got mail” made me start wheezing

  • @joshuajuezan6259
    @joshuajuezan6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally, after many years of hard work, Bill Wurtz is recognized because of how unique his content was and so ahead of his time.

  • @NickReyes-fs9eh
    @NickReyes-fs9eh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This guy is 37 years old in this video btw.

  • @eugenial3229
    @eugenial3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Australia just sitting there during all of the chaos*

    • @PsychonautTV
      @PsychonautTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      us aussies once again not really being mentioned at all in history videos HAHA

    • @isntmypfpbeautiful5350
      @isntmypfpbeautiful5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PsychonautTV whatever do you mean, australia doesnt exist
      (even tho i supposedly live there)

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Japanese mother watched this with me at one point and she kept looking at me like “this is how you learn when I’m not paying attention?”

  • @Germs_2128
    @Germs_2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Him: I forgot what Kukai did...
    Kukai: *literally reinvented the japanese alphabet*

  • @thepatrusnostor5794
    @thepatrusnostor5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Korea is mini japan

  • @spatchmo6938
    @spatchmo6938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The area around Ieyasu Tokugawa's final resting place in Nikko, Japan is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. For people that visit Japan someday, it's about a 3 hour train ride away from Tokyo and it's totally worth the trip if you are into natural beauty as well as old architecture

  • @davidfitcher2953
    @davidfitcher2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    0:14 the face that all Japanese people I know make

  • @andrew7507
    @andrew7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually liked this reaction cause you didn't start going into tangents about other shit half way through the video. I was able to watch the video with you without stopping and also see your genuine reaction. Great video

  • @ayanamcr.7303
    @ayanamcr.7303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    His face when it showed the two bombs dropping lowkey made me want to cry idk why

    • @cristhiancamilogranadosleo8817
      @cristhiancamilogranadosleo8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He edited it, maybe he laughed during the first part... And he didn't want to go that far with the humor with something so deep and delicate... But still that reaction was even better, I felt the awkwardness of the moment.

    • @user-ph7dg5mm4r
      @user-ph7dg5mm4r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but he also laughed

  • @Jinglejangles2234
    @Jinglejangles2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Imagine fluently speaking two of the most difficult languages in the world

    • @allieamv4585
      @allieamv4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ENGLISH AS THE MOST DIFFICULT LANGUAGE
      HOLD MY BEER UR NAME MATCHES YOU

    • @Jinglejangles2234
      @Jinglejangles2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@allieamv4585 i didn't say it was the most difficult I just said it's one of them

    • @dush.1746
      @dush.1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Jinglejangles2234 if something it may be one of the easiest

    • @scarseokxxx3717
      @scarseokxxx3717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dush.1746 From non native speakers I heard for them our grammar is quite difficult as we have a lot of odd rules and exceptions that are tough to learn at the beginning.

    • @t4nkai
      @t4nkai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dush.1746 c in yacht c in scent and more

  • @troglodude980
    @troglodude980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The dead silence during the atom bomb scene

  • @rosie5138
    @rosie5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Earthling reacts to "Entire History Of the World"

  • @efeefe713
    @efeefe713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "whoever made this video is a genius"
    he was... (not dead just quit 2 years ago)

  • @hectorrodriguez8467
    @hectorrodriguez8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His face when talk about the nukes is priceless my God.

    • @TheCastrator
      @TheCastrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stg he looked so serious

    • @patrickward326
      @patrickward326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Search up unit 731 japan ww2

  • @kienphucnguyen2001
    @kienphucnguyen2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can’t stop laughing from your reactions lol 😂. That video is frigging gold!!

  • @thisaintitchief36
    @thisaintitchief36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The 3 words:“Installing new government.”
    Person in video: _comedy_

  • @Hyeboow
    @Hyeboow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your reaction! As a Dutch woman I could tell you enjoyed the jokes yet also invested yourself within the true meaning. Great work handsome!

  • @orneryokinawan4529
    @orneryokinawan4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember when I saw this. I first thought this is stupid. Then I laughed hysterically.