Not a teacher, but I was the cringy student. In high school I was obsessed with My Little Pony, to the point where I made my own religion where I accepted Princess Celestia as my saviour. That memory hadn't resurfaced until I found my old books that I made for a book project in my English class, and now that memory will haunt me for the rest of my life.
I said Orgasm instead of Organism in Bio lmaooo My teacher thought I was joking and she was pissed at first, until she could clearly see I was confused at why she was mad. Then she started laughing lmfaooo
something similar happened to me, instead of saying germs i said an other word that had an erotic sense: i was confused while the teacher was laughing hard
"WHY CAN'T MIDDLE SCHOOLER BE NORMAL?" I have a friend who got suspended for cursing people out and making threats over the middle school musical not being Shrek lmao
Middle schoolers being themselves was why I signed up for elementary education and swore off middle schoolers for life. I’d say the second cringiest, but funniest, group is the preschoolers. One put his hand on my chest and asked me where the nipple was because he was hungry. I had no kids and didn’t know how to react.
I feel so bad for swimsuit girl in the last story. I doubt "she forgot" about the school uniform; more likely her parents forgot/never bought one. Why she got detention for something her parents were supposed to take care of is beyond me.
Personally I am over weight and I never fit to clothes from school unles they were adult sizes so I bet the school bathing suit just didn’t fit her and she had bring one
When I was in high school gym, we were kinda poor I remember a comment made by a woman about my bra being yellowish. I was so embarrassed. However most of my clothes were hand me downs
One of my cringiest moments was when I was in class making references to random videos or clips of The Office (this isn’t even the worst part yet) and I notice someone walk in and turn around and say “Greetings, inferiors.” It ended up being the school’s IT tech team, which the 4 were black. And I was the kid with the whitest attitude at the time too. Everyone looked at me with disgust as I profusely apologized but was met with silence. I never spoke again and became the quietest kid after that out of pure shame. This happened 5 years ago but it still haunts me to this day lmao.
@@fairy5668 Kinda lmao on the pay other people to do stuff, but I say that bc I was obnoxious. Struggled to bond with people bc of it. This def helped me change lolll
Oh god my school was like the school of cringe. We had a kid that would run out of class to bark in the hallways (he had a really convincing bark tho, I’ll give him that). Wasn’t that bad until one girl decided that she was a cat. When undertale was all big, we had full blown cosplayers come into school wearing their costumes (only a small percentage of them pretended they were the character, thank god). I’m actually best friends with one of them, they quit cosplaying a while ago though. Another friend of mine liked to wear a little wolf ear headband, I wouldn’t exactly call her cringey, but she had no care for what others thought of her, she did what she felt like as long as she wouldn’t get in trouble for it. Gotta respect that.
Thanks for sharing that. I think Dr. Jordan Peterson is correct in his hypothesis that such behavior is the result of children having screens placed in front of them so often that they don't engage in fantasy play as small children. Even thought your friend's behavior didn't physically hurt anyone....no one has to respect extremely off, extremely out of place behavior.
my school has been plauged by furries but not COVID-19 type plauge nope full on black death type plauge if you get my analogy there are furries everywhere (I don't believe I'm almost year 10)
I once had two students profoundly misunderstand the word "versus" in a comparative context and thus was treated to a video of Moses ripping Nelson Mandela's spine out with Mortal Kombat sound effects, dollar store props, and the utmost sincerity, accompanied by a shockingly canon-compliant fanfic.
My English teacher made us do a presentation on our favourite songs and he told us a story of a time he did the same project in a school he used to work in. Basically an emo kid sang part of his chosen song, it was pure sceemo at the top of his lungs. I don’t think my teacher never ever recovered from that.
The worst things for me were: 1. Eating paper in class. Saw someone do it once, tried it, and decided I liked it and kept doing it for some reason. I knew it was weird and wanted to stop but I didn’t for like a month. 2. Waiting and doing lead ups before dabbing while the class watched (context: Im autistic. People were dabbing in class and I tried it once and everyone laughed and asked me to do it again. I didn’t understand they were making fun of me and thought I was making people happy so I kept doing it. I was bullied a lot and was just happy to make people laugh. Every time I did it, they’d laugh and cheer and beg me to do it again. Didn’t realize for years.) 3. We had to do a time capsule thing in 6th grade for 8th grade. Put for 3 questions I wonder about some im14andthisisdeep crap like “what is our exact purpose in this grand universe” and followed it by saying my favorite show was Teen Titans Go 4. Saying Va-Gine-Uh with a hard G sound in a health class presentation because I was quite sheltered as a kid and hadn’t heard the term. 5. Telling my history teacher a joke about an escort that I thought was an interesting story about how AI processed requests and would give incorrect locations based on localized names. (Context again: I saw it the night before and asked my “friend” who was actually a huge jerk and just thought it was funny to make up stories to tell me cause I’d believe em what the word escort meant. He got the entire class to convince me an escort was a taxi driver. Screw you Jordan.)
We had to do those time capsule things too. I put my favorite band was NSYNC, which was hilarious to read when I had a huge personality shift later that year and by the 8th grade I was listening primarily to death metal.
I used to draw pentagrams all over my class binder. I wasn’t even doing it to be edgy, I just liked Supernatural. My teacher asked me if I was a satanist, while charging that he was totally cool with it. High school was wild.
I remember in grade 8 there was one kid who would ask to go to the washroom but really only wanted to go for a smoke. The teacher was on to him so she denied his requests. One day he insisted that he really had to use the washroom this time, but she still refused to believe him. For a while he sat there, then casually got up and retrieved the class garbage can, took it to the back of the room and relieved himself. Got himself expelled for that one.
@@fairy5668 Personally, I think he did it so that 50 years later, I could tell this funny story in the comment section of TH-cam. Talk about foresight. 😲
I was the cringe queen in High School. But to be fair I was also out of my mind on drugs 24/7. I led the anime club into such a bad reputation that people would ask what club it was and immediately slam the door. We didn't even watch anime most days. It was more like fight club plus gambling, knitting and benign vandalism.
@@AtenPlays Yes and boy's love/yaoi is targeted towards girls. There's a subgenre of yaoi that actually is targeted towards gay guys, it's called bara. Not that people can't have their own individual preferences but that's the majority appeal
I worked in a private instruction company. One day, I had four kids try to eat paper to get out of doing work. The oldest was 13 and insisted I’d give her a prize for her eating her paper. I want to say I wasn’t amused, but I’m not that mature. I reassured her that she would not be rewarded for eating her paper, but she kept trying to. It was a pretty funny nightmare day.
In 3rd grade I didn't know much about drug names. So I saw a meme that was a kid who wrote "meth" instead of "math" and I thought it was a funny way to spell "math". We had a writing prompt about our favorite subject in school. So then I wrote "my favorite subject, meth". My mom got a call.
I’m in my sophomore year rn and a few weeks ago this girl and her friend were singing welcome to the internet by Bo burnham LOUDLY while everyone was quiet during class. It’s like 9:00am and my teacher tried giving hints that they should quiet down but they kept ignoring her until finally she had to make some announcement and went WELL you guys sure like bo burnham! The same girl laughed awkwardly and started naming people she knew died of cancer when my English teacher revealed she’d be on medical leave this semester due to recently being diagnosed with breast cancer. Last year, my English teacher was praising another girl who was pretty quiet and shy for a good performance in a school play when this girl interrupted and started saying how and why she went to go see the play, completely ruining this girls moment. Her friend said I forgor loudly as a quirky joke when my English teacher asked to name some founding fathers. She didn’t even call on her and she had to say this bruh. They are the kind of friend group is very clearly “chronically online” and it’s horrible. Like dudes! Keep online and irl separate like the rest of us!
One class I substituted in had made a deal with their teacher that on long days they could bring a snack and eat it during a specific recess. One boy brought in a pack of noodles. He didn't make it. He took a bite out of the dry noodle sheet and then proceeded to snort the chili powder pack that came with it. The kid started screaming and ran to the sink to snort water. At that point I had to drag him away from the sink before he could do it and tell him to stop being an idiot. I sent him to the nurse and didn't see him for the rest of the day.
I’m lucky that the middle school I got to doesn’t have kids near as bad as this, but I’m saying this as the kid who once stole the teachers answer sheet, cheated on a test, and then proceeded to eat it all while the teacher was looking for it
I'm not a teacher but there was this weird situation that I was in that you could call cringy. There was a boy who was 2 years younger than me who was being annoying. So being the reasonable child I was back then, I took is shoes and started running away from me. I think he still has a grudge.
Just happened the other day, I was asking students to give me a list of beverages, and this student, likely memeing raised his hand and said, kakanat milk, if you don't know it's actually a tiktoker who does cringe videos making terrible drinks and the way she spells coconut is the cherry on top...I had to physically restrain myself from making a sour face because that's how much cringe and second hand embarrassment went through my body, the student knew I knew, and I just continued with my lesson. Ahh the woes of being a teacher.
Hey at least it's better than this one kid that was in my class in middle school who snorted eraser shavings and I think hot cheetos or something that was spicy
@@parnellomello Yea seriously That guy was not a legend! I can’t believe anyone would even call him that. What he really was is a Mega Chad ultra legend
I was told this story from some1 else. His wife taught AP English and she was a very attractive woman. One of the boys wrote her a 2 pg love letter and turned it in as an assignment. She graded it and gave it back. Poor boy got a C on his love note.
i wore my fursuit and nekomimi ears and tail at school many times and I loved it and the people around me liked it too, I don't care if other people think its weird, they're just missing out
Back in Highschool, I used to like going by "The Fox" because I really like them (As you can see from my username). I wasn't a furry or anything, I just thought it was a "cool" way to stand out. My highschool persona was beyond cringy, and I want to die every time those memories are brought back to light
The kid who said he was Lesbian over a coloring she’s is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, especially as someone who’s thought a similar thing before.
I was the kid many times. One that will forever haunt me is when I was in elementary school (maybe 1st grade? Kindergarten?) and my class was on a field trip to some place where we had nurses come and give us lessons on various medical topics like x-rays, drawing blood, getting shots, etc. Well, when they were showing us x-ray examples and how they worked, I raised my hand, was called on, and blurted out, "what happens when you take an xray right down here?" and I motioned to my nether regions. Immediately, my brain asked me "wtf did you just ask that for?" and I turned beet red as everyone started giggling, the speaker was stammering, and the teacher grabbed my arm to drag me to the corner. She told me to just stop talking lol
On the opposite end of the spectrum I caught a teacher several times pretty obviously checking out girls between 6th and 12th grade (alternative school for the expelled, and he was in his fifties) I asked him one day when no one was around if he liked what he saw, after a few moments of stuttering and mumbling he just awkwardly smiled and said "I don't know what you mean" then asked how my day is going
18:22 they can get away with it precisely because they're jocks with decent social standing. In the others's eyes they're just doing their own thing, like an inside joke no one else is supposed to know, and it's not weird because, again, they're jocks, which means harrassing them is most likely more trouble than its worth.
This didn’t happen to me but it happened to my younger sister. She’s in middle school (7th grade) and I swear, ever since I left middle, the kids that follow get weirder and weirder. So, I’m sure many people are familiar with the character Eddie Munson from the newest season of stranger things. He gained a lot of popularity to the point that it was honestly annoying. So one day, at the very beginning of my little sisters school year, she was eating lunch in the cafeteria. Now if you’ve watched stranger things you know that the one of Eddie Munsons most notable scenes in stranger things was him at lunch standing on the table whilst being confronted by one of the students, Jason, who doesn’t like him. So as my sister is minding her business, this girl who is dressed in the notorious Hellfire shirt from the show stands up on her chair and recites the scene. I don’t know what she thought was going to happen but once she finished everyone was silent, taken aback by what had just happened before bursting into laughter. Needless to say she no one will forget that moment and although I wasn’t there writing this has caused me to cringe internally.
I am going to start to work as a teacher soon and I can only pray to have the crisis management ability that the guy with the student on her period has.
Story #44: I don’t see how this could possibly be the girl’s fault. Middle schoolers aren’t responsible for purchasing their swimsuits, their parents are. It doesn’t matter how many reminders you send home with the kid, she cant force her parents to do anything they don’t feel like doing. Jesus christ!! This reminds me of when I was in middle school and I spent two years squinting at the whiteboard while my teachers harassed me about getting glasses as though I was the one responsible for convincing my mom to shell out upwards of three hundred dollars on me. Like dude, I’m a kid. I don’t know what authority it is exactly that you think I have at home.
5:59 That part made me remember my Eighth Grade Science class. Really not the best class. One day, a person in my Eighth Grade Science class was snacking on sardines. SARDINES- I mean, they're healthy but smell really bad. I bet you can guess what happened next... They opened it, and it literally spelt on the table and floor. We basically had to smell that awful stench for the rest of class. Some other periods after ours even complained about the smell. Wasn't a good day for that person or our class.
I'm in high school and I enrolled to a private Catholic school for the first time or christian I don't know, and my classroom had alot of girls and the only male was me and some guy, unfortunately he dropped out after like the first semester, now I was basically stuck with girls only. Luckily they were all chill and they were in their phones a lot, one time when school was ending, I was sitting next to my classmate and as soon as I looked at her phone, she was scrolling down through like gay manga or whatever, I was honestly shocked that they were into those things but she was chill with it and didn't mind showing me it, and I just went along with it and stayed silent while watching her scroll through gay stuff.
My senior year in high school, I brought a baked potato to class, looked my theatre teacher dead in the eye, and ate it like an apple. I didn’t have a lot to do during high school.
For me the cringiest thing I saw was my class was playing a game where we had to set our username and this one kid named himself “HARDERDADDY”. He got banned from the game.
The part where you scream about how come Middle Schoolers can never be normal reminded me of something. So this was basically a huge misunderstanding. But yeah so there was a group of kids that would call me a name that isn't my Legal Name. Which made my furious. But then they kept on saying kitty soup. (Road kill cat made into soup.) Me being an huge animal lover was repulsed greatly by this. It didn't help that because I was so timid back then that I didn't confront them. So they keep saying it for like 3-4 years. One day I finally snapped. And I slapped one of the kids across the face. Of cause Teacher Aid only seen me slap him. (This was the only time I ever harmed any of my Classmates. Used to fight with my Brother alot.) Not the argument before hand. Also I wanted to murder one of the kids. Now days I'm mostly a Pacifist and a Hippie. I'm also learning how to handle conflict better and control my Anxiety better.
I’ve had similar things happen to me before, and I can safely say for some fucking reason teachers always make up excuses to get you in trouble instead of the actual person causing the problem.
6:58 i once did the same thing but my teacher didn't see it when I passed it but my friend tried to give it back to me after she read it but she dropped it when my teacher was near her desk and the teacher picked it up AND READ IT OUT LOUD
That IT dude in the first one handled it so good.
yeah he did
ikr based
based dude
@@tomiivaswort6921 how
Walking W
Dude in story one is an absolute G. he had a chance to embarrass the kid and he didnt
hes a W
ngl that's hilarious tho lmaooo
@@DrGeorgeMeteorology what is it?
@@DrGeorgeMeteorology mom said it's my turn to not lose my braincells from cringe
@@DrGeorgeMeteorology I think its boys love, the opposite of yuri which is you know girl-girl
"YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT" is the new official quote of the year
12:47 😭😭
play that part at 0.25 speed. You will not regret it.
@@charlesdirt9736 OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING
@@charlesdirt9736 worst thing ive heard in a long while
I forgot how much fun I had reading that 😂
Not a teacher, but I was the cringy student. In high school I was obsessed with My Little Pony, to the point where I made my own religion where I accepted Princess Celestia as my saviour. That memory hadn't resurfaced until I found my old books that I made for a book project in my English class, and now that memory will haunt me for the rest of my life.
It’s okay to be cringe! Your fine! The only illegal cringe is the ones that go more too far.
@@Jeff2012WOWyay - Fair enough.
burn the book, delete the comment. they are coming, we only have a few hours.
If it makes you feel any better I was Vice President of our Brony club that shared similar sentiments. Highschool, am I right ? Lol
*sniff sniff* hmmm, smells like *H E R E S E Y*
I said Orgasm instead of Organism in Bio lmaooo My teacher thought I was joking and she was pissed at first, until she could clearly see I was confused at why she was mad. Then she started laughing lmfaooo
This happened to me like 3 years ago in 7th grade😅
something similar happened to me, instead of saying germs i said an other word that had an erotic sense: i was confused while the teacher was laughing hard
Omg. This dude I knew did that exact thing in my 7th grade. And the teacher and kids corrected him and just went on reading.
This happened to me but in reverse she Was a sub and everyone started laughing but I did not know why. I know now tho
Same thing happened to a girl in 6th grade, teacher said 'We'll learn about that later'
The mom “DANG IT JENNEFER NOT THIS AGAIN” I was laughing out of my seat!
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for me it was the rat juice one
what really gets me is when I imagine the mom say that in a country accent lol
@@elitecerealYeah that's fair
For me, it was "LEROY JENKINS!!!"
"WHY CAN'T MIDDLE SCHOOLER BE NORMAL?" I have a friend who got suspended for cursing people out and making threats over the middle school musical not being Shrek lmao
that had to have been in 2017 or smth
What? That isn’t normal?
The Shrek part is very understandable
Middle schoolers being themselves was why I signed up for elementary education and swore off middle schoolers for life.
I’d say the second cringiest, but funniest, group is the preschoolers. One put his hand on my chest and asked me where the nipple was because he was hungry.
I had no kids and didn’t know how to react.
Because horny teenagers lol 😂😅😂 😆 🤣
I feel so bad for swimsuit girl in the last story. I doubt "she forgot" about the school uniform; more likely her parents forgot/never bought one. Why she got detention for something her parents were supposed to take care of is beyond me.
Personally I am over weight and I never fit to clothes from school unles they were adult sizes so I bet the school bathing suit just didn’t fit her and she had bring one
When I was in high school gym, we were kinda poor I remember a comment made by a woman about my bra being yellowish. I was so embarrassed. However most of my clothes were hand me downs
Not sure why an adult would feel compelled to comment on a child’s undergarments in that situation. That’s wild. I’m sorry you went through that.
It is your job to wear a school uniform. The only exception I'll make is for locked-in syndrome peeps because they can't do literally anything.
The “YA GOTTA SQUEEEEEZZEEE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT” absolutely floored me 😂😂😂. Caught me way off guard
Me too
I’m legit crying. It was such a magical moment.
Bro same!
I’m gonna say that next time I spot any kind of roadkill
The person in Story #1 was an absolute good person. Had a chance to expell a student, but decided not to because of his own opinions
protecting curious teens from religious fruitcakes. that magnificent goddamn bastard. hope the lad has a good teaching career.
One of my cringiest moments was when I was in class making references to random videos or clips of The Office (this isn’t even the worst part yet) and I notice someone walk in and turn around and say
“Greetings, inferiors.”
It ended up being the school’s IT tech team, which the 4 were black. And I was the kid with the whitest attitude at the time too. Everyone looked at me with disgust as I profusely apologized but was met with silence. I never spoke again and became the quietest kid after that out of pure shame. This happened 5 years ago but it still haunts me to this day lmao.
man. i genuinely cant think of a way you could've spun that to save face. you might've been the unluckiest human being at that moment.
@@atlassolid5946 lmaoooo I don’t think I could’ve even saved myself, but it at least made me think more on my actions before acting on impulse
Wdym "whitest attitude" like you liked to brunch and pay people to do things you could do yourself?
@@fairy5668 Kinda lmao on the pay other people to do stuff, but I say that bc I was obnoxious. Struggled to bond with people bc of it. This def helped me change lolll
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“ YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEEZE THE PUDDING OUT OF IT “ was funny as hell
It killed me 😭
Oh god my school was like the school of cringe. We had a kid that would run out of class to bark in the hallways (he had a really convincing bark tho, I’ll give him that). Wasn’t that bad until one girl decided that she was a cat. When undertale was all big, we had full blown cosplayers come into school wearing their costumes (only a small percentage of them pretended they were the character, thank god). I’m actually best friends with one of them, they quit cosplaying a while ago though. Another friend of mine liked to wear a little wolf ear headband, I wouldn’t exactly call her cringey, but she had no care for what others thought of her, she did what she felt like as long as she wouldn’t get in trouble for it. Gotta respect that.
Omg I wear wolf ear headbands to school too
Thanks for sharing that. I think Dr. Jordan Peterson is correct in his hypothesis that such behavior is the result of children having screens placed in front of them so often that they don't engage in fantasy play as small children. Even thought your friend's behavior didn't physically hurt anyone....no one has to respect extremely off, extremely out of place behavior.
@@airsicle7737 stop doing it 💀
my school has been plauged by furries but not COVID-19 type plauge nope full on black death type plauge if you get my analogy there are furries everywhere (I don't believe I'm almost year 10)
@@Xeorboom your comment got deleted cuz of TH-cam auto censors
I once had two students profoundly misunderstand the word "versus" in a comparative context and thus was treated to a video of Moses ripping Nelson Mandela's spine out with Mortal Kombat sound effects, dollar store props, and the utmost sincerity, accompanied by a shockingly canon-compliant fanfic.
Where can I pay to see this?
Lmao
I want to see this production
I needed to see this presentation last year (if you still have it).
My English teacher made us do a presentation on our favourite songs and he told us a story of a time he did the same project in a school he used to work in. Basically an emo kid sang part of his chosen song, it was pure sceemo at the top of his lungs. I don’t think my teacher never ever recovered from that.
I have an overflowing amount of respect for the teacher in the first story. Absolute legend.
12:48 *"YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OUT OF IT!"*
Probably the best quote from the video
12:47 ,,You gotta squeeze the puddin' out of it!" Lol that voice caught me off guard.
Fvr
You mean “YE GOTTA SQUEEEEEEZE THE PUDDIN’ OUT OF IT”?
"Gotta squeeze the pudding." That part made me blurt into laughter at work.
do you know what game is in the back grawnd
@Ronan Brawner That's Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The map is a custom challenge map and not typical gameplay.
Same here
The dingleberry part made me cackle like an idiot
Boy: "Mister, I'm not gay, I'm lesbian, I like girls." That hit me like a train.
edit: thanks for all the likes.
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@@Monkey-bo3xx 🗿
lesbian= straight man. gay = straight woman
@@da-sonicwhy does that make a surprising amount of sense
plot twist: he's trans
The worst things for me were:
1. Eating paper in class. Saw someone do it once, tried it, and decided I liked it and kept doing it for some reason. I knew it was weird and wanted to stop but I didn’t for like a month.
2. Waiting and doing lead ups before dabbing while the class watched (context: Im autistic. People were dabbing in class and I tried it once and everyone laughed and asked me to do it again. I didn’t understand they were making fun of me and thought I was making people happy so I kept doing it. I was bullied a lot and was just happy to make people laugh. Every time I did it, they’d laugh and cheer and beg me to do it again. Didn’t realize for years.)
3. We had to do a time capsule thing in 6th grade for 8th grade. Put for 3 questions I wonder about some im14andthisisdeep crap like “what is our exact purpose in this grand universe” and followed it by saying my favorite show was Teen Titans Go
4. Saying Va-Gine-Uh with a hard G sound in a health class presentation because I was quite sheltered as a kid and hadn’t heard the term.
5. Telling my history teacher a joke about an escort that I thought was an interesting story about how AI processed requests and would give incorrect locations based on localized names. (Context again: I saw it the night before and asked my “friend” who was actually a huge jerk and just thought it was funny to make up stories to tell me cause I’d believe em what the word escort meant. He got the entire class to convince me an escort was a taxi driver. Screw you Jordan.)
I also ate paper before ………
lol
We had to do those time capsule things too. I put my favorite band was NSYNC, which was hilarious to read when I had a huge personality shift later that year and by the 8th grade I was listening primarily to death metal.
Did any effects happen due to the paper? I’ve always questioned what paper would do to the body if it was eaten.
@@dejus_e You just poop it out. Paper is usually made with some nasty bleach/detergents/inks so it's not a great idea for the most part.
I used to draw pentagrams all over my class binder. I wasn’t even doing it to be edgy, I just liked Supernatural. My teacher asked me if I was a satanist, while charging that he was totally cool with it. High school was wild.
That sounds kinda satanist without context but what gets me is that he was "totally cool with it". Lmao
The teacher weirds me out more
I remember in grade 8 there was one kid who would ask to go to the washroom but really only wanted to go for a smoke. The teacher was on to him so she denied his requests. One day he insisted that he really had to use the washroom this time, but she still refused to believe him. For a while he sat there, then casually got up and retrieved the class garbage can, took it to the back of the room and relieved himself. Got himself expelled for that one.
tf? what else was he meant to do
@@fairy5668 Personally, I think he did it so that 50 years later, I could tell this funny story in the comment section of TH-cam. Talk about foresight. 😲
@@paparoysworkshop One time I almost peed in my friend's sink and I was like "this would be a story" but I ended up not doing it
@@fairy5668 😄That's funny... and probably a good thing you did not do it.
@@fairy5668it’s a “boy who cried wolf” situation
I was the cringe queen in High School. But to be fair I was also out of my mind on drugs 24/7. I led the anime club into such a bad reputation that people would ask what club it was and immediately slam the door. We didn't even watch anime most days. It was more like fight club plus gambling, knitting and benign vandalism.
Okay the first one shock me a lot bro I can't stop laughing 🤣
@Aten Plays Bro, "She, Her"
This reminds me of my school bruh
@@AtenPlays yaoi is targeted towards girls
@@AtenPlays Yes and boy's love/yaoi is targeted towards girls. There's a subgenre of yaoi that actually is targeted towards gay guys, it's called bara. Not that people can't have their own individual preferences but that's the majority appeal
The kid who stayed in character all day sounded like an absolute chad.
it's the man behind the slaughter :0
i feel bad for the people just passing a gay fanfic having to start at the teacher reading it.
i hope they didnt get in trouble tbh
I'm in trouble. Cuz i'm a Soldat of the german Kaiserreich and momentan on the Ostfront
Depends on how detailed it was
That’s weird wtf
@@godlyrizz bro imagine telling your parents that you got in trouble for a gay fucking fanfic
Nah I think they deserved.
The fact he dubbed the story with the kid speaking in a Russian accent, with a Russian accent, is pure comedy gold.
12:39 I laughed so hard at this I honestly want to do that if the situation ever comes up
I died at "YA GOTTA SQUEEEEEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT"
The fact there's kids out there who won't recognize Crocker in the thumbnail is a depressing reminder that I'm getting old.
I worked in a private instruction company. One day, I had four kids try to eat paper to get out of doing work. The oldest was 13 and insisted I’d give her a prize for her eating her paper. I want to say I wasn’t amused, but I’m not that mature. I reassured her that she would not be rewarded for eating her paper, but she kept trying to. It was a pretty funny nightmare day.
In 3rd grade I didn't know much about drug names. So I saw a meme that was a kid who wrote "meth" instead of "math" and I thought it was a funny way to spell "math". We had a writing prompt about our favorite subject in school. So then I wrote "my favorite subject, meth". My mom got a call.
I’m in my sophomore year rn and a few weeks ago this girl and her friend were singing welcome to the internet by Bo burnham LOUDLY while everyone was quiet during class. It’s like 9:00am and my teacher tried giving hints that they should quiet down but they kept ignoring her until finally she had to make some announcement and went WELL you guys sure like bo burnham! The same girl laughed awkwardly and started naming people she knew died of cancer when my English teacher revealed she’d be on medical leave this semester due to recently being diagnosed with breast cancer. Last year, my English teacher was praising another girl who was pretty quiet and shy for a good performance in a school play when this girl interrupted and started saying how and why she went to go see the play, completely ruining this girls moment. Her friend said I forgor loudly as a quirky joke when my English teacher asked to name some founding fathers. She didn’t even call on her and she had to say this bruh. They are the kind of friend group is very clearly “chronically online” and it’s horrible. Like dudes! Keep online and irl separate like the rest of us!
okay i'm for real crying with laughter from the rat one thast will forever be in my head
THE RUSSIAN ACCENT ONE HAD ME IN TEARS
Same bro
One class I substituted in had made a deal with their teacher that on long days they could bring a snack and eat it during a specific recess. One boy brought in a pack of noodles. He didn't make it. He took a bite out of the dry noodle sheet and then proceeded to snort the chili powder pack that came with it. The kid started screaming and ran to the sink to snort water. At that point I had to drag him away from the sink before he could do it and tell him to stop being an idiot. I sent him to the nurse and didn't see him for the rest of the day.
I’m lucky that the middle school I got to doesn’t have kids near as bad as this, but I’m saying this as the kid who once stole the teachers answer sheet, cheated on a test, and then proceeded to eat it all while the teacher was looking for it
Bro went from 3 IQ to 300 IQ
actual genius disposing of the evidence
I'm not a teacher but there was this weird situation that I was in that you could call cringy.
There was a boy who was 2 years younger than me who was being annoying. So being the reasonable child I was back then, I took is shoes and started running away from me. I think he still has a grudge.
Just happened the other day, I was asking students to give me a list of beverages, and this student, likely memeing raised his hand and said, kakanat milk, if you don't know it's actually a tiktoker who does cringe videos making terrible drinks and the way she spells coconut is the cherry on top...I had to physically restrain myself from making a sour face because that's how much cringe and second hand embarrassment went through my body, the student knew I knew, and I just continued with my lesson. Ahh the woes of being a teacher.
Hey at least it's better than this one kid that was in my class in middle school who snorted eraser shavings and I think hot cheetos or something that was spicy
11:01
Dude, that kid is terrific. That teacher took it great too. I love this one!
Legend
me about to talk about litteraly gallipoli for 5 hours
Lol I legit started thinking of furries like 5 SECONDS before
"Squidward screwing Spongebob" Hold up wait a minute💀6:34
Behind closed doors moment
18:00 that line never gets old hahaha
The kid who did a report on the history of furries in a fursuit is a legend.
Me and you have different meanings of legends...
@@parnellomello you look like a human potato
Agreed 😂
Absolute power move.
@@parnellomello Yea seriously That guy was not a legend! I can’t believe anyone would even call him that. What he really was is a Mega Chad ultra legend
I was told this story from some1 else. His wife taught AP English and she was a very attractive woman. One of the boys wrote her a 2 pg love letter and turned it in as an assignment. She graded it and gave it back. Poor boy got a C on his love note.
The kid in Story 27 (11:01) honestly had balls of steel, I would PAY to watch that in the middle of a boring-ass school day.
4:29 the kid is defenitly a fanfic writer. Not ao3, probably wattpad
And as all should know, ao3 shut is much better than *that*
@@Agent_Voxao3🔛🔝
What are "those places"?
@@RubenJavierTovarEsparza fanfiction sites
12:47 "YA GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT IF IT."
Why do I think that isnt that bad and actually kinda funny
i wore my fursuit and nekomimi ears and tail at school many times and I loved it and the people around me liked it too, I don't care if other people think its weird, they're just missing out
You are awesome
@@Spunchbubandfriends You too!
@@WolfHeartMedia thanks!
EWWWWWWWWWW FURRRRY jk that seems rlly cool i thought schools wouldnt let u do that
wish i could do that ;-;
Respect to the first guy
Back in Highschool, I used to like going by "The Fox" because I really like them (As you can see from my username). I wasn't a furry or anything, I just thought it was a "cool" way to stand out. My highschool persona was beyond cringy, and I want to die every time those memories are brought back to light
That was my nickname as a kid, but no "the".
*"YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OUT OF IT!"* 12:40
Had me in tears.
1:17 that’s honestly a good teacher to have 💀💀💀.
Ye but they should do it at home or another place
"How to prank call...What is Miley Cyrus' phone number?" I am scream laughing
What an absolute homie, that IT person handled that like a champ. Saved the student from not only embarrassment, but expulsion.
The kid who said he was Lesbian over a coloring she’s is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, especially as someone who’s thought a similar thing before.
I was the kid many times.
One that will forever haunt me is when I was in elementary school (maybe 1st grade? Kindergarten?) and my class was on a field trip to some place where we had nurses come and give us lessons on various medical topics like x-rays, drawing blood, getting shots, etc. Well, when they were showing us x-ray examples and how they worked, I raised my hand, was called on, and blurted out, "what happens when you take an xray right down here?" and I motioned to my nether regions. Immediately, my brain asked me "wtf did you just ask that for?" and I turned beet red as everyone started giggling, the speaker was stammering, and the teacher grabbed my arm to drag me to the corner. She told me to just stop talking lol
Honestly that's not even really a bad question for a child to ask, only a bit awkward.
@@schrodingerskatze4308 That moment haunts me more than 20 years later lol
@@yoyohayli That's understandable
On the opposite end of the spectrum I caught a teacher several times pretty obviously checking out girls between 6th and 12th grade (alternative school for the expelled, and he was in his fifties) I asked him one day when no one was around if he liked what he saw, after a few moments of stuttering and mumbling he just awkwardly smiled and said "I don't know what you mean" then asked how my day is going
🤮 what a creep
18:22 they can get away with it precisely because they're jocks with decent social standing. In the others's eyes they're just doing their own thing, like an inside joke no one else is supposed to know, and it's not weird because, again, they're jocks, which means harrassing them is most likely more trouble than its worth.
12:47 suddenly professional voice acting wtf
then immediately goes back as if nothin happened
7:52 "crungy" very much indeed
The guy in the first story is a legend
1:39 damn that's so mean. Them roses would have cost that kid a fortune.
(To story #33) Oh please, kids crawling around on the floor acting like idiots was normal when I went to school!
"YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEEZE THHE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT" was the funnyist shit i've ever heard!
This didn’t happen to me but it happened to my younger sister. She’s in middle school (7th grade) and I swear, ever since I left middle, the kids that follow get weirder and weirder. So, I’m sure many people are familiar with the character Eddie Munson from the newest season of stranger things. He gained a lot of popularity to the point that it was honestly annoying. So one day, at the very beginning of my little sisters school year, she was eating lunch in the cafeteria. Now if you’ve watched stranger things you know that the one of Eddie Munsons most notable scenes in stranger things was him at lunch standing on the table whilst being confronted by one of the students, Jason, who doesn’t like him. So as my sister is minding her business, this girl who is dressed in the notorious Hellfire shirt from the show stands up on her chair and recites the scene. I don’t know what she thought was going to happen but once she finished everyone was silent, taken aback by what had just happened before bursting into laughter. Needless to say she no one will forget that moment and although I wasn’t there writing this has caused me to cringe internally.
“YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDING OUT OF IT”
1:02 what a chad
I am going to start to work as a teacher soon and I can only pray to have the crisis management ability that the guy with the student on her period has.
aw hell naw story 38 (16:30) is a fucking villain arc
Story #44: I don’t see how this could possibly be the girl’s fault. Middle schoolers aren’t responsible for purchasing their swimsuits, their parents are. It doesn’t matter how many reminders you send home with the kid, she cant force her parents to do anything they don’t feel like doing.
Jesus christ!! This reminds me of when I was in middle school and I spent two years squinting at the whiteboard while my teachers harassed me about getting glasses as though I was the one responsible for convincing my mom to shell out upwards of three hundred dollars on me.
Like dude, I’m a kid. I don’t know what authority it is exactly that you think I have at home.
The 12:47 acting is simply sublime. Ever thought about doing dub jobs?
YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT had me dead
3:04 This kid knows the truth. So young.
“You gotta squeeeeezze the pudding out of it!”…😂😂😂😂😂💀.
2:03 is that a sonic reference?
dawg a good chunk of these aren’t cringey they’re legendary
12:46 That delivery was mm **chef kiss 👌🏼**
Y'GOTTA SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT
You got to sqease the puding out of it made me laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣😂
13:07 that kid is going places man
Yeah... underground
@@holden1259 WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
@@little_sponge.how was the fall
@@funnybones98how about your balls
If you wanna look around
16:12 BRO YOU BREAKING CHARACTER AFTER READING THE MOST DIABOLICAL SCHOOL STORY I’VE EVER HEARD WAS SO HILARIOUS TO ME LOL! 🤣
12:48 is proof that the text to speech voice is inferior to live talking
This is tts?
@@ronidutta No, AITG has emotion.
Story 28 is like a feeling you want to express but just can’t express. It’s hard to explain.
3:24 R/confidentlyincorrect
5:59 That part made me remember my Eighth Grade Science class. Really not the best class. One day, a person in my Eighth Grade Science class was snacking on sardines. SARDINES- I mean, they're healthy but smell really bad. I bet you can guess what happened next... They opened it, and it literally spelt on the table and floor. We basically had to smell that awful stench for the rest of class. Some other periods after ours even complained about the smell. Wasn't a good day for that person or our class.
6:29 in reality, there weren't any members in the books before, the kids all drew them while the class was going on as a large elaborate prank
4:34 future wattpad/AO3 writer
Omg yes!
Do not compare ao3 to that *thing*
I'm in high school and I enrolled to a private Catholic school for the first time or christian I don't know, and my classroom had alot of girls and the only male was me and some guy, unfortunately he dropped out after like the first semester, now I was basically stuck with girls only. Luckily they were all chill and they were in their phones a lot, one time when school was ending, I was sitting next to my classmate and as soon as I looked at her phone, she was scrolling down through like gay manga or whatever, I was honestly shocked that they were into those things but she was chill with it and didn't mind showing me it, and I just went along with it and stayed silent while watching her scroll through gay stuff.
“And that kids is how I met your mother”
12:45
"YOU GOTTA SQUEZZE THE PUDDING" WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IM MY HUMOR😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
Can use all agree we all laughed when he said you got a squeeze the pollen out of it😂
4:43 not only does someone do this in my class, but they also yell go DUR DUR DUR in class, and go GAWK GAWK GAWK OOOO SO YUMMY
My senior year in high school, I brought a baked potato to class, looked my theatre teacher dead in the eye, and ate it like an apple. I didn’t have a lot to do during high school.
hah, awesome XD
For me the cringiest thing I saw was my class was playing a game where we had to set our username and this one kid named himself “HARDERDADDY”. He got banned from the game.
5:32 oof that's gonna be hard to get out of
The first one was actually kinda wholesome! Helping the kid out in an unconventional way!
The part where you scream about how come Middle Schoolers can never be normal reminded me of something. So this was basically a huge misunderstanding. But yeah so there was a group of kids that would call me a name that isn't my Legal Name. Which made my furious. But then they kept on saying kitty soup. (Road kill cat made into soup.) Me being an huge animal lover was repulsed greatly by this. It didn't help that because I was so timid back then that I didn't confront them. So they keep saying it for like 3-4 years. One day I finally snapped. And I slapped one of the kids across the face. Of cause Teacher Aid only seen me slap him. (This was the only time I ever harmed any of my Classmates. Used to fight with my Brother alot.) Not the argument before hand. Also I wanted to murder one of the kids. Now days I'm mostly a Pacifist and a Hippie. I'm also learning how to handle conflict better and control my Anxiety better.
I’ve had similar things happen to me before, and I can safely say for some fucking reason teachers always make up excuses to get you in trouble instead of the actual person causing the problem.
The guy in the first story was super friggin chill! I can respect that!
Holy shit you should totally become a voice actor
Thanks, but I AM a voice actor! 😂
@@ryandoesacting well that makes a lot of sense now 😂
The first guy is an absolute Chad. Thank you for being like this.
6:58 i once did the same thing but my teacher didn't see it when I passed it but my friend tried to give it back to me after she read it but she dropped it when my teacher was near her desk and the teacher picked it up AND READ IT OUT LOUD
Oh shit