Sometimes I do the milder version of these with my school aged kids at work, and every single time we all end up frustrated. We will pause and spend five minutes logically going about a riddle, and the answer is usually so profoundly dumb that even my youngest kids think it's total bs lmao. 🥴🤦🏾♀️
3:42 well obviously A because if I’ve learned anything from dhar Mann it’s that 2 friends can’t show affection towards on each other without being in a romantic relationship
I'm married and my best friend and I literally text like we could be dating. Maybe the difference is that my husband is aware of it but doesn't feel threatened because our relationship isn't that fragile lol
That $100K cash vs $200K Walmart Gift Card one is actually super hard for me to decide. On one hand, I pretty much exclusively shop at Walmart and Krogers. I could switch to just Walmart On the other hand, I could probably put the $100k in an investment account and make more out of it... But I don't know how to invest... And I would probably be so lazy that I would end up not doing it
I’d probably buy a bunch of prepaid cards at Walmart so that I can get almost anything else. I’m pretty sure if you wanted to invest, you could probably get Visa cards and find a service that allows you to convert prepaid cards into bank balance and then go from there. I’m sure there’s places you could get that done for a fee that would be nowhere near as bad as 50%.
"The color is strange" not like...a serial killer,a literal murderer cant,ya know,put food coloring in it,and since when does poison you gotta eat change the color of a specific soup? "The mushroom desolved in the poison" First of all that wouldnt be poison that would be acid,second of all its called a mushroom soup/puree,you can puree the mushrooms "This one looks normal so you gotta eat" you could easily put tasteless toxin on the floaty bits,soak the mushrooms in it etc,it literaly says NOTHING about the poison Edit: Honestly my best guess was the "desolved mushroom poison" bc it looked th most like a actual soup,the one with the floaty bits is sus bc mushrooms dont actually float like that
?x?=! Biological ! Is neurones giving us notifications. The notifications come from the waves which are ?x?. There are millions of neurons in our brain. Divided by !. It will take 1 minute to microwave it
In ASCII ? has the number worth of 63 63x63=3964 An average apple has a weight of 132,5g 3964/132,5=~29,92 So it will take 29,92sec/cm³ to microwave an apple
Yeaaaah, I've written a lot of stories revolving around the use of poisons, and none of them I've read about would disolve a muchroom on their own. Maybe if he put like, acid or something in that bowl, but you'd be able to smell that shit really easily. If it didn't eat a hole in the bowl or something first. But I suppose I could be wrong somehow. I don't know everything about every poison. I would have died though because I liked your answer about the soup bases. And I'd thought the plainest one would be the one without the poison in it if that didn't work. So, double dead.
Nah. Sulfiric acid has no smell from my understanding, so there’s at least one option, although I’m pretty sure all the other common acids are odorless. But yeah, poison doesn’t really have any correlation with dissolving things. As far as I know, a lot of common poisons are either neutral or close to it. Definitely not enough to dissolve a mushroom fast enough to matter in a soup.
So.. with the second "Which couple will get divorced soon" question, I thought it was Couple A, because the guy was clearly looking over at the blond woman in Couple C, while the other two men were looking at the camera
The "never put on extra weight" is like a genies wish. Any weight loss is permanent, and as you are losing weight constantly, you will very quickly starve to death
"Mushroom seems to have disolved in the poison" WHOA! Wait! You mean that my mother tried to poison me with her mushroom soup? Cause her definitely look like the one where the mushroom are supposed to have dissolved!
Wow I'm never this early to a vid! I was there for the whole stream but will always watch the vids you post to boost you up. You deserve the best Joinen. I hope you have a wonderful day!
DUDE as soon as you said “Tom was captured by a serial killer” my mom sent me a pic of her wearing a sheet mask. I’ve never been haunted so badly by a text before
That guy was right - the video that they called "messed up" was actually surprisingly tame, with questions about divorce, which soup is safe to eat, who's poorer?
I remained an old one of those from a few years ago where there was a little girl in the car with a sign saying “HELP” and the “mom” was talking to a police officer. The exuse that the girl was not kidnapped? The girl and woman had the same hair color. The woman WAS HIDING A GUN BEHIND HER BACK.
The musgroom soup- maybe the mushrooms were poisonous. Then the green soup would be safe, as it is made from other stuff. Also, the guy is a serial killer. He would probably just kill you anyway.
2:58 non-intimate romantic relationships be like: platonic marriages be like: 13:58 I... don't think "cheating" would apply to any relationship I'd want to be in. 14:35 I don't go to Walmart, so A. 15:55 I don't have Instagram, so B. 18:58 I don't care much about my appearance, so B, given it would have practical effect. 20:01 This makes assumption that my parents are in debt, which they aren't.
Ya know, the selfie vs extra weight one is actually pretty nice. The way it's worded doesn't equate having fat on your body to not looking good. That's pretty cool. It's true, there's so many gorgeous fat people.
I mean, you could make sure that that hypothetical relationship with 3 wives is 100% enthusiastically consensual and healthy (unless your friend wants them to be like, slaves, or enforce a one penis policy or whatever). Nothing wrong with a healthy poly relationship. :P
Mom: Why wont you eat your broccoli?
Me: The color is strange...
Broccoli is sus
@@zatanfromhell7718 *Broccoli was not the impostor*
I want to reply to Rainbow CatTail
The color is weird
The person is weird
@@rainbowcattail4282 what? I’m so conifsued
@@zatanfromhell7718 *amogus*
7 Second Riddles in the beginning: Who is gonna break up?
7 Second Riddles 10 seconds later: *Tom was captured by a SERIAL KILLER*
Don't worry they'll probably get a divorce
Yeh but which one is poor?
But which is a women
okay but *who* is getting the divorce????
Yea but we never said which one was in danger
Joinen: “What is your dream?”
Sevii: “Uhhhh Idk”
Somebody fulfil this man’s dream!
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Sometimes I do the milder version of these with my school aged kids at work, and every single time we all end up frustrated. We will pause and spend five minutes logically going about a riddle, and the answer is usually so profoundly dumb that even my youngest kids think it's total bs lmao. 🥴🤦🏾♀️
3:42 well obviously A because if I’ve learned anything from dhar Mann it’s that 2 friends can’t show affection towards on each other without being in a romantic relationship
I remember that
Wait what video was that or was it multiple? Apparently Dhar Mann is crossing the line of cringe
At this point if I lived by Dharr Man's judgement I'd have to be in a relationship with my cousins, all like 7 of them lmao
@@b_nniie lol
Poisoned mushrooms: exist
7 seconds puzzle: these mushrooms would dissolve into their own poison
Our brain's are too big for Seven Second Riddles to ever understand.
Joinen: What's ur dream?
Sevii: a six-digits salary
Joinen: *nervous laughing*
¥000001
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Hahahahaha
Ps : je vais te hacker
@@lonnpton5239 Well that's not very kind of you
Can we all just appreciate how cute Joinen is.
Yes 😁
As if you need too ask, babe
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ʸᴱˢ he is also a bean boi
D
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10:55 I think they’re saying she’s poor because she can’t afford a Halloween costume
I love you, Suzy pooh
Yes Joinen we are proud of you. * clap clap *
Very proud.
very proud
So proud! * clap clap clap *
So proud. 👏👏👏👏👏
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the "get adopted by rich people or stay with your parents drowning in debt" heavily depends on whether or not your parents are good in the first place
Amen
How to be famous
1. Make mistakes
2. Keep making mistakes
3. Admit
4. Never delete your messed up videos for the views
Still I'm not famous 😅
@@alexander_yoko oops🤭
Asexuals: *exist*
7 Second Riddles: yOu'Re gONnA DiVorCE
One of my friend's mom is asexual...
i'm asexual and this made me smile since most people tend to forget that we exist :)
@@lemonweirdo you're valid!!!! 💕
-sincerely, a bi demigirl who loves ALL the community 🥰
People with touch aversion: exist
Me, a haphephobic:
I'm married and my best friend and I literally text like we could be dating. Maybe the difference is that my husband is aware of it but doesn't feel threatened because our relationship isn't that fragile lol
This is really one of the nicest chats on stream I've seen, some streamers really get rude crowds.
I know this is a year later, but...*cough coughs in Jarvis Johnson's Twitch chat*
I feel like Joinen with all the IKEA stuff... Around 95% of my room Is IKEA
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you
I understood the soup question.
dude said "I made you MUSHROOM soup."
The other two weren't mushroom soups.
the third one was, just mixed
That $100K cash vs $200K Walmart Gift Card one is actually super hard for me to decide. On one hand, I pretty much exclusively shop at Walmart and Krogers. I could switch to just Walmart
On the other hand, I could probably put the $100k in an investment account and make more out of it... But I don't know how to invest... And I would probably be so lazy that I would end up not doing it
@Eli I don't think they let you return items bought on gift cards
I’d probably buy a bunch of prepaid cards at Walmart so that I can get almost anything else. I’m pretty sure if you wanted to invest, you could probably get Visa cards and find a service that allows you to convert prepaid cards into bank balance and then go from there. I’m sure there’s places you could get that done for a fee that would be nowhere near as bad as 50%.
My dream is to be a drug dealer
A pharmacist
A legal drug dealer
@@gavrochethenardier957 yes
Give me dem legal drugs baaaaaby
Charge me with debt!!
Drug dealer, pharmacist, same thing
The only difference is that the rich only see one of them as human beings, but f-ck the rich
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
"The color is strange" not like...a serial killer,a literal murderer cant,ya know,put food coloring in it,and since when does poison you gotta eat change the color of a specific soup?
"The mushroom desolved in the poison" First of all that wouldnt be poison that would be acid,second of all its called a mushroom soup/puree,you can puree the mushrooms
"This one looks normal so you gotta eat" you could easily put tasteless toxin on the floaty bits,soak the mushrooms in it etc,it literaly says NOTHING about the poison
Edit: Honestly my best guess was the "desolved mushroom poison" bc it looked th most like a actual soup,the one with the floaty bits is sus bc mushrooms dont actually float like that
Unus Annus! Unus Annus! Memento Mori my friend
@@nopeno2120 Memento mori :)
The "real" answer is to say you can't eat mushrooms and pass on all 3
Yes Joinen we are proud of you.
i looked at the thumbnail and thought it said "Who is a map?" and then I forgot what a newspaper is and thought it was a map....
If you're multiplying a question mark in biology how long would it take for you to microwave an apple?
?x?=!
Biological ! Is neurones giving us notifications.
The notifications come from the waves which are ?x?.
There are millions of neurons in our brain.
Divided by !.
It will take 1 minute to microwave it
Good job everyone all creative answers! You have all learned how to smell colors with your ears
Its red orange zebra, duh
Neither
In ASCII ? has the number worth of 63
63x63=3964
An average apple has a weight of 132,5g
3964/132,5=~29,92
So it will take 29,92sec/cm³ to microwave an apple
The poor trans woman they called a man-
As a trans guy I’m literally dying inside-
Yeah the “who is a man/woman” ones are terrible
@@lulolie yes, they're based on nonsense
God same like just,,,, particularly when its aimed at children like,,, stop fucking putting that bias in kids heads dear god
Where? The one in the preview? And what if that person identified as a man? You don't know.
It's always the dumbest shit like- "this one is a man because you can see the Adam's apple" like ??? That doesn't mean they're a man
6:26
Idk if i should be proud that i mastered the 7 sec riddles thinking and guessed it
Or be disapointed
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Yeaaaah, I've written a lot of stories revolving around the use of poisons, and none of them I've read about would disolve a muchroom on their own. Maybe if he put like, acid or something in that bowl, but you'd be able to smell that shit really easily. If it didn't eat a hole in the bowl or something first.
But I suppose I could be wrong somehow. I don't know everything about every poison. I would have died though because I liked your answer about the soup bases. And I'd thought the plainest one would be the one without the poison in it if that didn't work. So, double dead.
Nah. Sulfiric acid has no smell from my understanding, so there’s at least one option, although I’m pretty sure all the other common acids are odorless. But yeah, poison doesn’t really have any correlation with dissolving things. As far as I know, a lot of common poisons are either neutral or close to it. Definitely not enough to dissolve a mushroom fast enough to matter in a soup.
So.. with the second "Which couple will get divorced soon" question, I thought it was Couple A, because the guy was clearly looking over at the blond woman in Couple C, while the other two men were looking at the camera
18:58 can’t get over how on beat that “never put on extra weight” is
The "never put on extra weight" is like a genies wish. Any weight loss is permanent, and as you are losing weight constantly, you will very quickly starve to death
The IKEA one is inaccurate, the furniture would be in pieces with LEGO like instructions next to it
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11:38 Joinen giving us an answer Seven second riddles would give us:
You know how much it costs?
Money.
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I am so early for once lmao I finally understand that feeling of watching this before anybody else has even finished watching it lmao
Actually you’re not early at all, this was a stream
Yeah you’re early compared to the people who weren’t in stream but compared to the people in stream you’re pretty late
Wow! You're early! That's so funny you had to say lmao twice.
Who liked this comment...
if you choose A and get adopted by rich parents then you can buy lemon carton merch
13:31 Joinen is truly greg??
Yes Joiden, we are proud of you =) *clap* *clap* 12:20
"Mushroom seems to have disolved in the poison"
WHOA! Wait! You mean that my mother tried to poison me with her mushroom soup? Cause her definitely look like the one where the mushroom are supposed to have dissolved!
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Yes, Joinen, we are proud of you. Clap, clap
We're proud of you, joinen 👏🏻👏🏻
Wow I'm never this early to a vid! I was there for the whole stream but will always watch the vids you post to boost you up. You deserve the best Joinen. I hope you have a wonderful day!
10 seconds after being kidnapped EATS SERIAL KILLER
lol
3:32 me, who ends half of my messages to my multiple platonic friends with "ily♡♡♡" or "💕"
I actually love that you understand some people want to put on weight but can't
Who is poor?
Answer: A Halloween Costume :)
We are very proud of you Joinen
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you! 👏🏻👏🏻
DUDE as soon as you said “Tom was captured by a serial killer” my mom sent me a pic of her wearing a sheet mask. I’ve never been haunted so badly by a text before
Im gonna take joinen out of context on the "tom was captured by a serial killer" as he laughed.
being in ikea means you are poor
me looking at my 900€ ikea bill: yEAh NOW I AM
Just stop buying from ikea
Embrace the floor
That guy was right - the video that they called "messed up" was actually surprisingly tame, with questions about divorce, which soup is safe to eat, who's poorer?
I remained an old one of those from a few years ago where there was a little girl in the car with a sign saying “HELP” and the “mom” was talking to a police officer. The exuse that the girl was not kidnapped? The girl and woman had the same hair color. The woman WAS HIDING A GUN BEHIND HER BACK.
We are proud of you Joinen!
Yes joinen, we are proud of you👏👏
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you. Clap clap👏👏
yes joinen we are proud of you, clap clap :)
The musgroom soup- maybe the mushrooms were poisonous. Then the green soup would be safe, as it is made from other stuff.
Also, the guy is a serial killer. He would probably just kill you anyway.
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you 👏🏼 👏🏼
2:58 non-intimate romantic relationships be like:
platonic marriages be like:
13:58 I... don't think "cheating" would apply to any relationship I'd want to be in.
14:35 I don't go to Walmart, so A.
15:55 I don't have Instagram, so B.
18:58 I don't care much about my appearance, so B, given it would have practical effect.
20:01 This makes assumption that my parents are in debt, which they aren't.
Great job joinen, I'm very proud of you👏👏
Yes, Joinen, we are proud of you. 👏 👏
Gets kidnapped, gets forced to eat a mushroom soup, eats the one without poison, dies...i'm allergic to mushromms...
I got a KIA ad when you talked about your furiture.
I’d absolutely go for looking good in pictures vs the weight thing
Me too, not everyone cares so much about gaining some weight.
Yes, Joinen. We are proud of you. 👏👏
Joinen: says "slapped by legal"
*JOINEN WATCHES DANNY GONZALEZ CONFIRMED*
Joinen worked out, and everybody clapped 👏
Ya know, the selfie vs extra weight one is actually pretty nice. The way it's worded doesn't equate having fat on your body to not looking good. That's pretty cool. It's true, there's so many gorgeous fat people.
Poison doesn’t even dissolve things, that’s acid lmao
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Lmao I'm allergic to mushrooms; I'd die even if I didn't get the poison.
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you. * Clap * * Clap *
Yes, Joinen, we are proud of you! 👏👏
I mean, you could make sure that that hypothetical relationship with 3 wives is 100% enthusiastically consensual and healthy (unless your friend wants them to be like, slaves, or enforce a one penis policy or whatever). Nothing wrong with a healthy poly relationship. :P
It's called 7 second riddles because the creator's brain stopped developing after 7 seconds
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Hi, I exist here now
Wow I exist too
:O
Epic
:O
Who made you exist?
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Yes Joinen, we are proud of you. 👏👏
I'm so proud of you for going to the gym Joinen!
I think the Halloween one is saying that it isn't Halloween, but it was the only thing she could afford or got it at an op shop
Yes Joinen, we are proud of you👏🏻👏🏻
Yes joinen we're proud of you! 👏🏻👏🏻
Joinen great job, proud of you
6:10 a chemistry riddle made by not even amateur chemist. Great job 👍🏻
Edit: maybe the riddle author was that same serial killer
with the “fulfill your friend’s dream” they didn’t say instead of them, they just said do it. we can do it together
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Joinen: would you rather? Keep track of your choices!
How I heard it: would you rather keep track of your choices?
Me: or?
Yes, Joinen. We are proud of you. Clap clap.
Good job for going to the gym joinen, you are truly an inspiration
Good job Joinen 👏🏼👏🏼
Yes Joinen, I am proud of you *clap clap*
came back to this channel for one video and already hit with the body shaming, awesome
in my country, IKEA is considered very expensive
The others were messes up, what could these be, OH first one is "Who will divorce soon?"
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