I'm all moved in to my new house, gamers! Will try to keep up on weekly uploads but I'm still furnishing this little bitch, so if videos are a couple days late you know why :)
@@Dj_-zn5zl Don't let that stop you though! There are also ones converted from New Modern English (Shakespearean English) to just Modern English (what we speak today) should you want an easier time.
@@Dj_-zn5zl No one will judge you for using the Modern English versions if they truly read Shakespeare for enjoyment, and not solely to impress people. The world of Shakespeare can be fun and enjoyable to read, and it definitely doesn't have to take 20 minutes for each page. 🙂
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.-Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember'd. -Swagger 9:02
When he said “To be or not to be, that is the question. Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep no more, to sleep to say that we end the heartache. And the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.” I felt that 🙌👏
9:01 I wish I could see that guys face as the scene progressed! xD holy crap that was absolutely magnificent!!~ I can't remember the last time I've been entertained like that... wow. great work Swagger. ;3
Hey I really think that you are one of the best youtubers out there and I just think that you should continue on and hopefully you get more subs because you deserve it
I wait so patiently for Swagger's videos. And then, like a white rabbit, emerging from the soft snow...a video appears in my feed. That right there, is my highlight of the month 🖤
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I'm all moved in to my new house, gamers!
Will try to keep up on weekly uploads but I'm still furnishing this little bitch, so if videos are a couple days late you know why :)
SwaggerSouls OK BOOMER
ok boomer
Hope you truly enjoy the house while I get to eat my dog
SwaggerSouls love the vids my boi, keep it up😎
Ok boomer
I somehow forgot that Swagger memorized the Shakespeare thing because he thought it would get him laid in high school
Ian Bek ay if anyone else remembers that you are a true fan of swagger
Went back to the end of the ifunny video to relive the moment.
@@koji1 that's less than a year old tf you mean
Garrett Haulbrooks yeah but it's rare
Im so fucking high i though he was talking backwards-Racc'd
Bro is that “hold her tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider?
DAAAMMNNN
Dan “Jerks off to feet to give them a seat” Schneider
Is that Dan the man "if he sees your daughter you better hide her" Schneider
@@tatehammontree2636 yes, it is Dan "the man with a van and a plan" Schneider
swagger will never let himself forget the hamlet speech, will he?
I hope not, that shits fantastic
I thought that was a tale of two cities
I don't think he can anymore.
FRICKING NO MAN HE IS HAMLET MAYBE?!
He's still hoping it will get him laid.
“That’s a lyft Swagger.”
Immediately gets run over.
like i real life lyft crazy
I died
@@bappo7270 gets slapo
@@natet2515 bappo no cappo
No swagger that’s a Lyft
“If you can’t move the light you’re gonna see it” well that escalated quickly 😂
Hella quickly 😂
I died laughing. That was comedy gold
I was like "OH SHIT" that caught off guard
Not gonna lie, that was pretty BA
Greatest 1 Liners Before the Kill
"He's dyslexic!"
Recites Shakespeare
i would like but it's at 69
haha funny 69 s*ex nunber reddit gold worthy breathtaking 100
i would like but its at 420 the weed number
@arch the archvile sorry he’s dyslexic
He just uses it to try picking up chicks from the -bra- *bar.*
When he does the Shakespeare bit again and it was just as good as it was the first time
I love how he probably worked on that for weeks just for a bit of 2 minutes.
Yess
go b go b
To bee or not to bee
To be or not to be proceeds to say the whole Hamlet monologue
Miracle Man no he didn’t he memorized it a long time ago because he thought it would get him laid in high school
@@najarro1731 lol thats not quite what I expected...
What video is the first time he did it
8:26, is anyone else actually impressed with swaggers quickdraw when slime asked if they should kill him? Lmao
“Hey how are ya”
I love hearing that omg
when swagger is done with youtube hes gonna become a walmart greeter
You hear that, you run. You run and DON'T LOOK BACK
Legend has it, that when you hear the call of the SwaggerSouls, be very, very afraid. And let lord have mercy upon your mortal soul.
He sounds Canadian when he says that
Reminds me of the days he played Rust
Byze: what kind of english accent??
Swagger: *_im bouta end this mans whole career_*
9:01
Blurb Lupnem STOP THIS IS NOT FUNNT
@@benwaldron7142 did *you* like a comment of *you* hating on a man who was reciting a *meme* for jest?
@@jackinthebox8981 I think he did
@@jackinthebox8981 should we call El chapos cartel on him?
@@jameslol7589 yes, he must suffer for his transgressions...
Swagger says he's innocent, and those hips don't lie.
Jonathan Thomas I’m stealing his moves
I'm keeping this at 169 likes
Jonathan Thomas hopefully he won’t end up on trial like shakira
Dan “The Man With The Plan To Get Your Daughter In The Van” Schneider?
Holy shit this is funny
Ah yes that dan
Lol
2:12 “ Wait no swagger that’s a Lyft!!”🤣🤣
Early video: Swagger is dyslexic
Late Video: Swagger literally reciting Shakespeare with an english accent perfectly
y'know, dyslexic doesn't mean you can't speak, by the way.
@@no-hr6rj he means reading Shakespeare is a bitch with dyslexia since it’s already hard to read on its own don’t pick a fight for no reason dude
@@Dj_-zn5zl yeah you tell them
@@Dj_-zn5zl Don't let that stop you though! There are also ones converted from New Modern English (Shakespearean English) to just Modern English (what we speak today) should you want an easier time.
@@Dj_-zn5zl No one will judge you for using the Modern English versions if they truly read Shakespeare for enjoyment, and not solely to impress people. The world of Shakespeare can be fun and enjoyable to read, and it definitely doesn't have to take 20 minutes for each page. 🙂
*Swagger kills Byze*
Swagger: Awh I didn't mean it!
Byze: Ah it's fine
And this class is a great example of Stockholm syndrome...
Pecan that is more like Malmö syndrome nowadays
That isn't Stockholm Symdrome tho...
@@roboticsynergy7189 it's a joke
@@christianpathfinder6864 Or he just doesn't know what Stockholm Syndrome is..
@@roboticsynergy7189 but he used it correctly
"I'm so high he sounded like he was talking backwards"
When does he say tgat
@@tommylasker7495fitz video reference
“I’m uuh waiting for my Uber.”
“No Swaggers Stop thats A LYFT!”
Slime: “I’m terrorist, what does that mean”
BYZE: “that means you stay away from me”
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.-Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
-Swagger
9:02
He thought it would get him laid
I heard all that in swaggers voice
When he said “To be or not to be, that is the question. Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep no more, to sleep to say that we end the heartache. And the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.” I felt that 🙌👏
Did you really type that just to get 10 likes
And why do you have a fortnite profile picture
👌🏻😭👌🏻
@@saadahmed4903 you're a very saad person indeed
Saad Ahmed did you really put effort in to your guitar just to get 2 veiws
"Not sure he's being AIDs enough"
"HEY SISTERS"
I’m not showing my feet
B-But, i wAnT tO sEe dEm tOeS
wow, only 45 likes, wacky
what’s up, checkmark?
@@frosted.churros9646 shut up please for the humanity of the earth
“This music is making me uncomf-
Seconds later:
“I’m vibing with it!”
The fact he has the entire "to be or not to be" memorized gets me everytime. I've heard him do it a handful of times and its beautiful
I like how he just gave Hamlet's entire suicide speech
Dude, spoilers!
@@RandomGuy010 spoilers? Dude, the play is literally hundreds of years old.
@@saxondespens7271 J O K E
"if you can't move the light, you are gonna see it, BYE BYE" -Slimecicle 2019
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said: "hey, how are you?"
Welp guess I'm not getting in
I had to remove my like because your like count is *NICE*
Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly I don’t get it...
@@UNclear-sv1iq nice
Ha I would say that: yes I called myself a god people do it all the time
"If you won't move the light you're gonna see it bye bye!"
-Slimesicle
*says the music is making him uncomfortable*
*vibes anyway*
same lol
8:10 Wh- That’s litterally Fran Bows plot twist
1:46 "No traitor could move like that!" Lmao
I love how he taught BYZE how to load the shotgun, and then killed him. My perspective of that was to never trust anyone.
No one:
Swagger: HEEEEEEEEY
Slendy lmao no need to be a bitch
@Slendy yeah that's called an unoriginal joke
Slendy ok boomer
Slendy agreed
@Slendy makes sense, rough day in 5th grade?
“If you can’t move the light, you can see it! Bye bye!” That part had me dying.😂
Then schlatts over here calling byze and asshole 😂
When goop and misfits cross over it’s truly a beautiful site
9:01 I swear swagger can get anyone to be on his side on anything with this one bit.
Swagger kinda sounded like those LEGO guys that yell “HEY!” In those LEGO commercials in the beginning😂
9:02 where is his Oscars Academy Award
YA
I’m loving the vr stuff you do 🤙🏻
"No, Swagger! THAT'S A LYFT!"
0:14 Me when swagger uploads :)
So every time he uploads a vid you nut you do realized its no nut November
Sorry papi it’s just that swagger’s content gave me a orgasm and I accidentally precumed
Oh thats why Schlatt always seemed familiar! xD I was seeing him in Swagger videos
i have never clicked off of porn so fast in my life
what do you mean? this is porn
@@chandlerisded even better than pornhub
Lmao 😂
Also nnn
I actually was just browsing the hub the. Instantly click when I saw
6:48 "If you can't move the light your gonna see it, bye bye!"
That's a great timestamp of people laughing idk why you you put it in front of your comment tho
I love your content swagger, your vids always make me laugh my ass off and your podcast is so entertaining ❤️
"No swagger that's a Lyft"
I have never laughed this hard
God damn definitely watched the entire vid it was a good one
His English accent bit was amazing, I legitimately haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks swagger for the goofs
Swagger: And then you shoot again
*shoots byze*
"Wait no Swagger! That's a Lyft!" I fell off my chair
Never rushed out the shower so fast in my life
"WAIT SWAGGER NO THAT'S A LYFT!"
I dropped my food when I sae this was uploaded a minute ago😂
Really enjoying the new content with jschlatt, Traves and their group mixed in :)
Who else had replayed this part 1000 times 9:02
im soo glad slimecicle plays with swagger, theyre like my fav content creators
"If you can't move the light you can't see it" hit different
hilarious to see you playing with slime now, cool to see his channel grow to a level of playing with swagger
“You’ve just killed both your parents”
Itachi flashbacks
9:01 I wish I could see that guys face as the scene progressed! xD holy crap that was absolutely magnificent!!~ I can't remember the last time I've been entertained like that... wow. great work Swagger. ;3
Swagger: Has Slime in a video
Me: *smiles profusely*
Has Jschlatt and Slime in a video
Me: Smiles too much that now I'm stuck smiling
This was the first VR video I've watched and it was great!
Yo swagger I was just listening to the misfits podcasts with you in it
Isn't that like... most of them
Yeah but I dont know if he's baked or not when he is reading this so I took extra precautions 😂😂😂
Seeing swagger and schlatt in the same video is just magical
The most unappreciated joke “OH NO SWAGGER THATS A LYFT!”
So happy to see Slimecicle in Swagger’s videos. Been waiting for this for *so* long.
Me 5 seconds into the video: "Are you gonna shoot him in the face?"
Swaggersouls 10 seconds later: *Shoots him in the face*
I knew it 😂😂
Hey I really think that you are one of the best youtubers out there and I just think that you should continue on and hopefully you get more subs because you deserve it
Swagger's post today was my late birthday gift on Sunday
I like the fact he goes from being uncomfortable with the music then he is completely vibing with it
after remembering the “Two be or not to be” paragraph it still didn’t get him laid in high school. RIP
“If you can’t move the light you’re gonna see it!”
Never has anybody been so threatening with lights
Me: goes to comments to see if people are also stoked to see jshlatt
Also me: :(
Keep up the great work swagger u honestly have helped me though some hard moments and I thank you for that it’s amazing what laughter can do
8:17 “u wanna just shrug* n shoot this guy?” Swagger-souls’ gun: *click*
Seeing slimecicle in a swaggersouls video has brought me so much joy
10:14 that's has got to be the weirdest porn I have ever seen
I wait so patiently for Swagger's videos. And then, like a white rabbit, emerging from the soft snow...a video appears in my feed. That right there, is my highlight of the month 🖤
2:33 immediately skip back 10 seconds
I'm a simple man, I see Shlatt I invest
0:11 *insert to be continued meme *
"Open wide and get inside her Schneider" -Swaggersouls, Nov. 12, 2019
No one:
Literally one:
Swagger when it's time for Mid Evil times in Soical Studys: 9:01
@@privatetrash2810 ok bro there is no need to get technical it was a funny comment chill it's just for laughs
Ah yes mid evil times
@@cinnerus329 it's was fun to learn about it not fun to be in it
Not gonna lie Swags, this has to be one of my favorite videos yet. And you have REALLY fkin funny vids man.
Was watching misfits when this popped up
This brings a whole new meaning to camera shoot...
0:27 how I imagine my first day at the isis camp
Damn great vid swags! I live the TTT vids of yours, they’re really entertaining... wish you would have used the green screen more tho, nice man!!!
Swaggersouls: *uploads*
everyone: huh... *sips gamersupps* frfr?
cotton cacctus this is not funny stop please
Wonderful movie you guys made! It had me feeling so much! Anger! Despair! Joy! Sadness! Bravo 👏👏👏👏😭😭😭
“Hey how are ya?”
*gets ran over*
“Welp”
That was beautiful! I nominate Swagger for best performance in a drama!!!
I wonder if Swagger still has the 'to be or not to be' speech memorized
I'm really dying here. I'm in class dying. I'm trying not to laugh but, it's hard 😂😂😂
No one:
Swagger mid conversation:
Shoots you
Do you have a sense of humor or do you just regurgitate the same fucking jokes over and over Jesus Christ your unfunny
I always laugh super hard in your videos swagger, keep it up! ❤️
Dan “The Man With the Van” Schneider
Dan “Hold Her Tighter She’s a Fighter” Schneider
This is exactly what I need rn
Is sleeping
Swagger post alert
Hits head on wall from reaching over to my phone so fast