“ZEEEUUUUUUS! YOU DIDN’T FILE YOUR TAXES CORRECTLY! Now, I must visit Olympus and chart all your personal possessions to make a correct estimation!” *CUE THE GOD-KILLING THEME*
Kratos: Boy, listen close. I am from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a god that cost me my first run. I skipped many fights that were deserving... and many that were not. I glitched through fate. Atreus: So that was the first God of War’s loading screen in Hel.
@@capitatecab6049 People who don't like the God of War 3 Skip whole game skip: No. We will be the Speedrunners we choose to be. Not those who have been. Who i was is not who you will be. We must be better. We should finish this journey while my controller still has power.
Job interviewer: "why should we hire you?" Kratos: "10 years... I have faithfully served the gods for 10 years" Job interviewer: "so you have a lot of experience. Why are you looking for new job opportunities?" Kratos: "the gods of olympus have abandoned me... Now there is no hope..." Job interviewer: "hired."
@@ThaRixer oh shit wasn't expecting a reply but hell of a job that's the first full speedrun I've watched, you kept the audience engaged with the commentary. Awesome job man keep it up I'll definitely check out your future speedruns
0:38 sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, and sing for the tears, sing with me, if it’s just for today, maybe tomorrow, good lord will take it away.
Enemy : What does he doing ? Enemy 2 : I dunno Enemy 3 : Now he just jump out of the roof again Enemy 4 : WTF he just poopoed out from the underground ?! Enemy 5 : How come he can swim on air?! Enemy 6: So you been coming here and leave for 3rd time, so you wanna stay or nah? Enemy 7 : Dude you started the fight and summoned me and you just swim away huh ? Allies : Im supposed to die here right ? Enemy 8 : Yeah when he arrived. Allies : Its been hours the game running whats does he doing ?! Kratos : *Fighting against Ares* Aphrodite & Medusa : ............Kratos?
I saw this a long time ago but it just got recomended again, and only now I realised this guy is the one who made the Gow 1 speedrun vide. Crazy how life works
@@Mdishteyak7 I knew about the collectables you could find in a playthru, that unlock cheats for your next playthru. but I never explored them. I'd beat the game on easy, then normal, then hard, then very hard then put it down.
20:12 I remember doing the exact same thing with the L+X to skip a few parts during mi first time playing the whole game after well, playing it in PS2 and which play i didn't get to complete thanks to how both GOW's disc died :D Because yes!!
The guy to the screen viewer's perception of what is the left of the couch is my favorite speedrunner. (I forgot his name so that's why I had to describe this in such a way.)
@@maxjansen8522 Hey, sorry for the late answer. The reason was because of the PS2 hijack. It allowed a lot of people to buy the console, since it was so goddamn cheap, plus the games being even cheaper
![#ESASummer18 Speedruns - Shadow of the Colossus Remaster [Any%] by Elajjaz](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R9-56f_rRU8/mqdefault.jpg)
Wow i actually can't believe this run hit 1 million. I last checked on this a couple of months ago. Thanks all!
thanks for the run.
yo yo ricky
Does It work Also on PS2?
More like the TH-cam algorithm gods blessed
You can skip posidons level entirely you dont need to do any of it
*This summer!*
*KRATOS*
*MEANS*
*BUSINESS!!!*
Crimnoist me too I think his name is red pepper
LMAO
God of Wall Street
It was a *Brief* run of God Of war am I right
This made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂
Kratos realized killing gods wasn't going to cover BOI's college tuition
Tookie Knows pt 2
So he started delivering pizza
Al ez ok
Lol
God of War 7: Tax Evasion
When you gotta kill all the Olympians at 9 but you have a quarterly budget meeting at 11.
Ahahahaha 911
Kratos to Ares: Nothing personal kid, it's just business.
Looord Business.
@@llawliet898 was that lego movie reference?
Yes.
This was good
"I'm a business man, i just want the orbs" 7:24 😂😂😂
Lol the best scene ever 😂
i just want the whores 🤭
😂
"For three days, Kratos labored to make the perfect potato salad."
THREE DAYS!
Three days of murder!
“ZEEEUUUUUUS! YOU DIDN’T FILE YOUR TAXES CORRECTLY! Now, I must visit Olympus and chart all your personal possessions to make a correct estimation!”
*CUE THE GOD-KILLING THEME*
Wow.. that is quite literally kratos with a suit and tie. I am... intrigued
its actually the true canon of god of war 4, Kratos became an atheist accountant after spoilers he killed all the gods
Its agent god of 47
You dont sound intrigued.
Kratos: Boy, listen close. I am from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a god that cost me my first run. I skipped many fights that were deserving... and many that were not. I glitched through fate.
Atreus: So that was the first God of War’s loading screen in Hel.
Underrated comment
@@leo-n8er73 how? it's for 204 likes lol
Such a fine joke, I feel so proud of laughing at this.
Atreus: Is this what it means to be a speedrunner?
Glitching the game, skipping it?
@@capitatecab6049
People who don't like the God of War 3 Skip whole game skip: No. We will be the Speedrunners we choose to be. Not those who have been. Who i was is not who you will be. We must be better. We should finish this journey while my controller still has power.
“Sorry that fight was kind of sloppy”
*ends the fight in 5 seconds and takes no damage*
bro you got 69 likes🤣🤣
"I'm a businessman, I just want the orbs"
~ The Rixer, 2018
Job interviewer: "So why should we hire you?"
Kratos: "I KILLED ALL THE GODS!"
Job interviewer: "Hmmm, interesting."
"I also killed my wife and child"
Job interviewer: a man with ambition is all what we need
@@MohammadAli-iz9ld Job interviewer: Let talk the salary.
Job interviewer: "why should we hire you?"
Kratos: "10 years... I have faithfully served the gods for 10 years"
Job interviewer: "so you have a lot of experience. Why are you looking for new job opportunities?"
Kratos: "the gods of olympus have abandoned me... Now there is no hope..."
Job interviewer: "hired."
God of wallstreet
Lol
Entendí esa referencia :v
God of Wallstreet: Cost of Sparta
Can't wait to see Kratos destroying Leonardo DiCaprio in TWO WITH HIS *BARE HANDS*
😂😂😂
Kratos' family. Killed by suitcase.
Garrett Carter it was very stressful meeting
Lol xD
I guess he means business.
Tiered of coming home to tv dinners
They couldn't bear that he put his career before his family.
god of war : swimming accension
Nyasar ya bang kwkw
Nyasar woy
Wkwkwkwk what are you doing
Wat ar yu duing pek???🤣
Woi
God of War: Hitman 47
Mhel Lopez Kratos 47
Hitos 47
* Kratos swims through water, air and solid rock *
Medusa: The gods are pleased with your progress
Indian Here not Medusa she is Aphrodite goddess of love
really fun speedrun to watch the runner was entertaining
Thanks a lot
Man I know I love games like I honestly do, but the people who speedrun reallllly love games, great job on a great game
Thanks man
@@ThaRixer oh shit wasn't expecting a reply but hell of a job that's the first full speedrun I've watched, you kept the audience engaged with the commentary. Awesome job man keep it up I'll definitely check out your future speedruns
Thanks i'll continue to keep it up
@@ThaRixer i watched the whole thing because of your commentry i think u really like this game
Appreciate the runner and audience positivity
Kratos must fight for the best employee of the month
Working for the gods for 10 years to become employee of the year
That's franklin
Now I'm itching to play this game again. Nice run, blow my mind
0:38
sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, and sing for the tears, sing with me, if it’s just for today, maybe tomorrow, good lord will take it away.
This speed run has a special place in my heart ♥️
5:30 “ we got (ugh ugh) very nice cut scene “
Um 5:25
Enemy : What does he doing ?
Enemy 2 : I dunno
Enemy 3 : Now he just jump out of the roof again
Enemy 4 : WTF he just poopoed out from the underground ?!
Enemy 5 : How come he can swim on air?!
Enemy 6: So you been coming here and leave for 3rd time, so you wanna stay or nah?
Enemy 7 : Dude you started the fight and summoned me and you just swim away huh ?
Allies : Im supposed to die here right ?
Enemy 8 : Yeah when he arrived.
Allies : Its been hours the game running whats does he doing ?!
Kratos : *Fighting against Ares*
Aphrodite & Medusa : ............Kratos?
Lmao xD
“The gods of Olympus haven’t paid the IRS, now there’s no hope”
-Kratos
This speed run just turns this game into an open world
Punchy: "I was wondering if that was the case".
TheRixer, completelyigniring the great pun: "Yeah"
Fantastic run :) I love watching Rixer
Great couch too, I loved this
That moment when Kraros stepping into the world between the world isn't new in the God Of War 2018.
Yorcont
God of War 4*
Kullen64 technically God of war 2018 is more accurate.
Kalchabear
Yeah but that’s lame, come on 😩
Kullen64 I too call it gow 4 more. I’m just stating that gow 2018 is more accurate.
Kalchabear
I hear ya.
God of Swim
what i thought
God of water
@@rogerbabzai9160 that's posidon.
@@lylevillanueva8624 That called The God of Ocean But God of water that fine to me either
@@IamDaWanderer that makes sense.
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I remember trying to play this as a kid and I failed the hydra boss countless times and had my older cousin beat it for me lol
Loooool i have the exact same life experience, when i tried to beat it as a teenanger i was surprised on how easy it was
Really? I was stuck at the pushing boxes puzzle thing while atlantan archers shot at me, shit is ridiculous
Devs decided that if you're able to beat the hydra, you're old enough to see the animated boobies.
We here in Brazil love God of War, it is a classic to us
Its a classic everywhere
Source?
A like BUTTON TO THANK Satvara
God of Business
Brazil loves you💓
And i like the brazilians 😌
Plz come to Brazil
Me too, love you
I have completed this game 10 to 15 times. Im pretty shocked after seeing this video. I dont had any idea about these glitches.
Gosh dang I would’ve never imagined something like this would be possible when I played this back in 2004 lol.
2005?
Suit of War
Watching their commentary while they go through the game is quite entertaining.
Glad you liked it
For three days, Kratos pushed Pandora's Box to the entrance of the temple.
I saw this a long time ago but it just got recomended again, and only now I realised this guy is the one who made the Gow 1 speedrun vide.
Crazy how life works
Seeing Punchi and Rixar together in this run was the best
charismatic runner + charismatic commentator = charismatic performance
God Of War: The story of how the gods didn't quite prepare for verticality.
Here in Brazil we love god of war, or as we were used to speak as kids, the "good of war" hahaha
great run man
Doesn't matter who you are
The nude women part in the ship is still super awkward if you're playing it with someone
I am a fan of God of war, and i have to say its sooooo crazy out of anything i can imagine,, 😱😱😱
Kratos is responsible for Greece’s economic crisis after all.
ThaRixer bringing back “Pwned”
Good old 2000s 🥲
Kratos is straight here from the office😂😂
7:10 best part ROFLMAO
what makes this good is, this guy completed the speed run while talking
Came for the game, stayed because of the dude
I already like this speed run community so much more.
Seen alot of blushing faces in that room during the topless women scene 😆😆😆
"And here I am with two beautiful naked ladies, but if I jump right of the bed in this presice moment... YEAH! We skip SEX!! HORRAAAAAY!!!"
Yep,we can't show that in this Christian marathon
They act like they’ve never seen breasts before
@@perhaps9460 because they haven't xdd
The Rixer: Finished game in less then 2 hours.
Me: Yess! Finally i did this puzzle in 2 days what a miracle.
49:20 [Everyone liked that]
33:58 the archire be like 'how the hell did he got there
WOAH ,KRATOS THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
Who've thought Kratos would be such a convincing buisnessman?
wow im so impressed i didn't even know 1% of these glitches this shocking tbh ❤️
25:13 What a Fact, i remember hearing the background soundtrack after beating the Minotaur
Walking and rolling in the water, swimming in the air
I’m telling my mom this shit is impressive
damn, this game blew my mind back in the day
I've been playing GOW since release in 2005 and never knew this outfit existed
You'll be shocked to hear that there are cheats also in God of war ps2
@@Mdishteyak7 I knew about the collectables you could find in a playthru, that unlock cheats for your next playthru. but I never explored them. I'd beat the game on easy, then normal, then hard, then very hard then put it down.
@@monytontana5184 you unlock them by doing the challenge of the gods
4:11 all that speed runn tactic ability and u still couldn't save those guys.
20:12 I remember doing the exact same thing with the L+X to skip a few parts during mi first time playing the whole game after well, playing it in PS2 and which play i didn't get to complete thanks to how both GOW's disc died :D
Because yes!!
in my mind now, this was what business job like.
Dude..You are high skilled technician genius
The IRS when they find out all of Ancient Greece didn’t pay their taxes
Yeah, I totally remember smashing a controller over that part with the verticle rotating bladed pillars.
1:06:05 what castle does he mention? Kinda hard to hear what the other commentator is saying.
takeshi's castle
The CEO of Spartan Killing Academy.
GL with seeing this on GDQ, lmao. Great run btw. Thumbs up
Its take me 1 hour from the boat to athens plaza, look this man
The guy to the screen viewer's perception of what is the left of the couch is my favorite speedrunner. (I forgot his name so that's why I had to describe this in such a way.)
Ok
5:21 *NOT AGE RESTRICTED*
"it's just a cutscene"
It was crazy watching this man break the game. I dont know what's going on.
Skip swimming levels by swimming. Kratos son of Oxymoronous...
Imagine randomly tuning in a God of War stream to see Kratos in a suit, flying.
This kid is amazingly awkward, but he can play the hell outta some goddamn GOW.
I like how casual those are compared to agdq.
ThaRixer the best speedrun.
"I just want the orbs!!!."
Kratos is a contract killer.
Wanna kill Ares, I can do it in a hour and a half.
Almost every Brazilian boy and girl had played this game on the early 2000's
We just love it.
Any special reason for this? I Love it too
@@maxjansen8522 Hey, sorry for the late answer. The reason was because of the PS2 hijack. It allowed a lot of people to buy the console, since it was so goddamn cheap, plus the games being even cheaper
Kratos: Tengo una empresa que manejar, no hay tiempo para pruebas.
*Se salta el 70% del juego*
So that's basically God of War but Kratos is late for work.
The guardian: hey men you see a man swiming?
The other guardian: no
This guy is hilarious. I watched GDQ but I may seriously consider switching...This is great!
I've done runs on both, i'm glad you liked it tho :)
57:48 Legends never die !!
4:18 is that little bit of blue in the background a poseidon power up place?
15:20 I'll love to see Kratos swimming in Ragnarock, and maybe flying around Thor/Odin like Fakiu Nordic Zeus now im a free butterfly!!
Man the spectators are so dead.....they should be lively abit like the guy who's playing
They're my friends mostly, they're just enjoying the run. They told me they liked it a lot after it was done :)
I would be dead too. The guy playing was cringey with lame jokes.
Maybe they didnt want to distract him
the first time I see a God of War speedrun... all I'm going to say is monkaS
7:15 Whats going on? Why is the vase jumping? 😆
They jumped when they discovered how much Kratos earns...
How tf Athens has better sewer system than most countries today