Had an uncle get married on November 1st, I was 10 and the flower girl and this psychopath wanted the rehearsal on the 31 at 5pm. I didn't get Halloween that year because I had to PRETEND to watch people get married. I was so mad lol
phish ready to show his credit card to the bouncer so that he can prove his age and last name has the same energy as phish telling kids to run at a pool so he can show them how fast he swims
Can anyone imagine how funny it would be if the first time we see Salty in the McDonald's bit he looks normal, then the second time it cuts to him his nose turns massive. Funny shit guys.
I was walking an older friend to a bar after playing soccer. I was behind him in the line talking to him about csgo. Before I knew it the bouncer looked at me and asked for identification. I began to refuse to, saying I'm just walking a friend over but he interrupted and said "ya you're definitely above age" and just pushed me aside into the club. I couldn't leave too because that club had only one entry so I was stuck there with a soccer ball under my arm. Before you say anything, I didn't drink any alcohol, the bartender called me a lightweight Chinese boy which did hurt my feelings not going to lie.
"East coast beast coast". Were those words just a joke, Phish? Just another clip of content for you to milk a dead game for revenue? Well they're not. They're a belief, an ideal. And here you are, swimming to the less coast, the west cost. This betrayal will never be forgotten. Our waters shall never welcome you again. (disclaimer this entire thing is a joke I hope you enjoy LA my dude, super cool to make such a huge move)
I’m in high school and I remember in elementary school, all of my little baby friends and I would trade our animal rubber bands so Salty you’re F A L S E.
You call yourself old in the internet when you have 20-30 years. There's a guy from Poland that streams on twitch that is 40 years old and one man that's probably around 60-70 years old that plays minecraft
Phish is god confirmed. Anyone hear his say the moon was based on his mole when he said he is 24 he ment 240 billion years old and he is just in really good shape.
My friend has an alliteration name, and an Italian-sounding last name. Shen once told me they asked her if that was her real name when she got her ID card renewed (where they have her birth certificate and everything)
Zany bands are considered old now?! When did I join the fossil club? Also does this mean Harry Potter is now something that old people read when they were in school???
This just in, my parent's were indeed in love. I am cringe but I am free.
DID YOU ASK LMAO
20k subs and no verification
Something is afoot
Your not cringe... your scuffed... and free.
Imagine having parents
“I am cringe but I am free” what an inspirational quote
"Can you guys be funny at my funeral"
Petition for Essie to turn up in Hammond cosplay to Phish's funeral
Bold of you to assume Phish will die first/J
Bold of you to assume phish is gonna die ever
some might say twobold of you
Yes
@@Nezuk0187 phish is definitely goong to die first because essie is going to murder him
Scuffed overwatch moments?
I just call that Salty’s gameplay
I just call that overwatch
3:04 that was actually a really nice compliment, hope ami noticed it
This group doesn’t notice any of the many nice things I do for them smh
what was the compliment?
@@SaltyPhish they are true friends
The guy claims Phish and Anko inspired him to be a better person yet he's playing Hanzo, clearly he's lying
Until today I was convinced Zylbrad was dead
i actually had to pause the viideo when that happened
I legit had to rewind I was so confused lmao
@@vampiirdust same
I haven't seen him interact with an Overwatch youtuber in years. Legit didn't know they were still in contact.
Salty living in La but has a PO box across USA in NY. nice
yeah like make it make sense
True but this is the last period that I own it. Gonna definitely check it one last time before it closes
@@SaltyPhish aight
@@SaltyPhish did flinko die?
@@shakotan4703 I think he got kicked for accusations
Ah, seeing Phish and friends in their natural habitat, Overwatch. They give me serotonin when they only play it.
Had an uncle get married on November 1st, I was 10 and the flower girl and this psychopath wanted the rehearsal on the 31 at 5pm. I didn't get Halloween that year because I had to PRETEND to watch people get married. I was so mad lol
Jenna: I'm 30
Me, a 29.5 year old: haha what a grandma
3 more months eh
Dang Zylbrad makin a cameo. Haven't heard that name in ages
yeah, haven't heard that dudes voice in forever, wonder what he's up to.
@@Warmachine_23 he’s doing apex content now
phish ready to show his credit card to the bouncer so that he can prove his age and last name has the same energy as phish telling kids to run at a pool so he can show them how fast he swims
Phish last video: "Now that I'm in LA I guess I have to record more outros!"
Phish today: _"On second thoughts..."_
I quote:
-Covid has such weird symptoms, like yesterday i sh*t out my kidney
i’ll remember this one
thinking about the old phish vids where saturn was like 14 and jenna was 24 in the same call LOL
Those two seconds of zylbrad appearing made my year, play overwatch again zylbrad
i remember when saturn had a squeaky high pitched voice. do you remember? i remember.
How has this bouncer never heard of Salty Phish
he walks up to the bouncer and shows him his id, the name Salty Phish. "im sure thats your last name".
Salty busts out his subscriber count. That'll show that bouncer who he's messing with.
1:17 i love how little sense that makes
Can anyone imagine how funny it would be if the first time we see Salty in the McDonald's bit he looks normal, then the second time it cuts to him his nose turns massive. Funny shit guys.
I was walking an older friend to a bar after playing soccer. I was behind him in the line talking to him about csgo. Before I knew it the bouncer looked at me and asked for identification. I began to refuse to, saying I'm just walking a friend over but he interrupted and said "ya you're definitely above age" and just pushed me aside into the club. I couldn't leave too because that club had only one entry so I was stuck there with a soccer ball under my arm. Before you say anything, I didn't drink any alcohol, the bartender called me a lightweight Chinese boy which did hurt my feelings not going to lie.
the textbook definition of ANKO gameplay
Yo this episode had a community reference let's go
Zylbrad!!! We missed you :)
Love these kind of intros, amazing
I can see a future video when they're old and salty isn't invited to the funeral 🤣
Just so you know what he wears is actually a “yarmulke” still pronounced the same way tho. It’s Yiddish. The Hebrew word is Kippah (key-paw)
2:40 [honestly fun match] bro who enjoy playing overwatch
"East coast beast coast". Were those words just a joke, Phish? Just another clip of content for you to milk a dead game for revenue? Well they're not. They're a belief, an ideal. And here you are, swimming to the less coast, the west cost. This betrayal will never be forgotten. Our waters shall never welcome you again.
(disclaimer this entire thing is a joke I hope you enjoy LA my dude, super cool to make such a huge move)
How did I not notice how deep Phish's voice was until now?
My aunt getting married on Halloween as well. I legit got scared/exited and thought I would have to see you and your tat of the moon.
I did not expect to hear Twomad's voice in a Salty Phish video
Zylbrad finally shows up in a salty video and it’s for one clip, sadge
“Um y’know” -Salty Phish 2021
Your mole is even more menacing in the outro ☠
Salty low-key underrated
As a jewish person i’m dying that she thought it was a little hat 🤣
I’m in high school and I remember in elementary school, all of my little baby friends and I would trade our animal rubber bands so Salty you’re F A L S E.
Holy shit Twomad is in this, amazing
Me: wow, phish uploaded a new video!
THE FUCKING MAIN MENU: some event from fucking 2017
I too have been upset that many events haven’t been changed since 2017 in Overwatch
Man those cole cassidy plays were insane
Those impressions are kinda the best thing ever though
I love all the "lmao ami is so old" jokes but then I remember salty is older than me and all the jokes make ME feel old
with the first clip of the video, calling a Yamaka a small hat…this already finna be a good video XD
''Was about to say they're blood, but they're not.'' Bruh-
Imagine being here almost a minute after it was upleoaded
Yo does anyone remember which video had the Mommy Ami clip? That was GOLD
You call yourself old in the internet when you have 20-30 years. There's a guy from Poland that streams on twitch that is 40 years old and one man that's probably around 60-70 years old that plays minecraft
Wow Saturn finally went into puberty, shits crazy
Finally i can not be bored in the internet
,,can you guys be funny at my funeral?’’
SALTY PHISH’S FUNERAL GONE FUNNY??
opposite of a mohawk = nohawk
I still can't believe Phish is just 24. I thought he'd be in his late 20s.
My family friends are getting married on Halloween.... will I get to meet THE Salty Phish
"One of our employees put their feet in the
f-R Ի¥ yㄚer"
zylbrad caught me of guard lol
Zylbrad at this rate I hear him 1 sec per 2 month or even less
that community reference, it felt for the longest that i was the only one who got it xD
Phish is god confirmed. Anyone hear his say the moon was based on his mole when he said he is 24 he ment 240 billion years old and he is just in really good shape.
Hey Salty, can you play... pffft.... can you play some COLE CASSIDY?
*wheeze*
Peak content
4:15
ah yes, matt basler
This felt like 2 minutes wtf I really enjoyed this video
Omg is that a new salty phish vid it’s been ages
The reverse mohawk is called the runway
Salty Phish made it
Pure chaos i love it
Yay Jenna is in the video
8:42 I’d show up as spooder man
Phish you haven’t been posting so I had to resort to watching Twobold, please come back
a nee upload from the king
"Man, I'm feeling old, I'm turning 20 soon."
*SCREAMS IN 29!!!*
Meanwhile I wonder if I'll become a wizard if I stay a virgin until 30...
Oh look it's Cole on the thumbnail
thank you salty phish very funny
My friend has an alliteration name, and an Italian-sounding last name. Shen once told me they asked her if that was her real name when she got her ID card renewed (where they have her birth certificate and everything)
tis been a while, someone forgot to feed the phish bowl
8:47 get it? Cuz he’s adopted. Ha.
I appreciate the Community reference, they are quite rare nowadays ":D
god damnit Guts Theme
3:40 nooo that guy was being so wholesome ;-; join back this instant xd
YOOOOOOO WE HAVE CROISSANTS
I Love Fish
Editing Phish’s nose omg
These Overwatch moments appear to be scuffed.
i miss old salty phish like 2 years ago salty phish. sigh
are we ignoring the fact they c9 in the first clip
overwatch content juuhuu
Yeah I’m SURE your name is The Salty Phish.
phish is a Dothraki, his braid is his mole hair.
Salty If we're comparing moles. I win as I have one in my belly button.
PogChamp all day waiting and finally...
Zany bands are considered old now?! When did I join the fossil club? Also does this mean Harry Potter is now something that old people read when they were in school???
Yay, I love his videos
4:17 the way i know exactly what he's talking about
4:04 is that the fuckin 97 Berserk single emotional background track
I use to own the animal rubber band things, God I feel old because none of my friends know what I’m talking about and I just feel sad ;^;
Oh yea zylbrad exist
Phiiish, that appears to be a pre move outro card >_>
I wish my streamer had a mindly and timely stream schedule widepeepoSad
Phish seems to have hit puberty