Dream can’t even afford a house Edit: To those who missed the joke and are being rude for no reason, Dream doesn’t have a house in the Dream SMP. For you guys being rude about not knowing the joke, your iq is lower than minimum wage
I just love how Techno completly stops when he sees the one lonely piece of the portal that Dream returned, like it was the biggest BRUH moment ever, and tooks like a solid couple of seconds to compose himself. I miss him everyday.
3:19 - DreamXD joins and breaks the portal and logs off. 3:39 - Technoblade asks DreamXD to put it back, says that it supposed to be a table and he could leave out one block, while Ranboo is concerned about them. 4:38 - DreamXD joins again, and places one block then logs off while Philza wheezes and Technoblade starts telling DreamXD that was not what he mean't. 4:59 - Philza tells DreamXD that there is a certain way that the blocks can be placed so the portal can't be opened. 5:27 - DreamXD joins and does what Philza says and logs off. 5:45 - They say thank you 7:05 - Technoblade starts joking about filling in the ender portal, DreamXD joins and Technoblade says, " jk haha" 7:39 - Technoblade states the difference between Dream and DreamXD 7:55 - DreamXD joins and Technoblade says " Haha JK" while Dream says "he is the protector" and logs off These were timestamps for me, don't mind this comment
@@happy-ou7ky DreamXD is a God and protector with Canon excess to creative mode and one of the only things Technoblade is scared of, Dream is a homeless deformed teletubbie that goes around traumatizing children.
Dream:"Who'ever go to the end, will get ban instanly!" Techno:*Found the portal frames Dream: *Panik* Edit: came back after few month and ppl had small war argument about *Stans*
@@maggiethechattyhound9580 Tommy and Tubbo were on the server before techno. I doubt they would leave if techno left. I doubt anyone would leave if Techno left but the viewership would go down for sure.
Guys its cheems or whatever his name was but i heard cheems are not like other dogs, cheems cannot speak correctly and somehow related to bepis and chimkem nuggers 👁👁
I'm sorry but seeing Phil and Techno, two minecraft veterans with a large amount of experience and knowledge of the game, pretending to not know what the End portal was is making me photosynthesize- Edit: Y'all what the hell is going on in the replies lmao
damn the dream multiverse is shaping into one big event on the smp you have: Dream Mexican Dream Girl Dream Drista Skeppy Dream and now DreamXD EDIT forgetting Dre and Dreamon and then maybe the non existent Dranboo? Ranboo Dream?
@@DetectiveLincolnColes But clearly, Techno doesn't like these channels. While these can be useful sometimes but Techno said himself on his 2nd channel that "He's gonna beat the compilation channels"
DreamXD said that him and Dream are separate people, and that he is a protector. From the Dream Hunters story Dream is a dreamon and they got rid of that part. What if that's the Dreamon seperated itself to protect its home from the hunterssince it only appeared when they got close and said they'd light it. So imagine what would happen if they light it, the portal is(I think) build correctly to go in. Would multiple dreamons come out? Or is that what the egg is for? (But this could be wrong because Tubbo said they'd probably got rid of Dream instead of the Dreamon)
Actually i don't think dreamon Hunter whould be back at season 2 the reason why dream xD destroy the end portal is because the rule were said don't go to the end portal but if you make table that's fine also the egg is not connected to l'manberg or dreamon story the egg is badland's story and dream SMP story i guess the dreamon story is a side story from tubbo that never use it for a long time
@@lilyhope432 yeah, and poor door placement is canonically intentional, to create a maze, so people who are not worthy to get themselves such a cool table wouldn't be able to find it.
I’m just going back through and watching some of his older clips after hearing the news. There simply aren’t words to describe the void I feel with him gone. I wish I had found his channel sooner, because every one of his videos I have ever seen has made me laugh. It breaks my heart that I will never see him upload again
They’d ruin a lot of the good things about the streams. It’s because we can see everyone’s different viewpoints that we can have such morally grey characters and that couldn’t be replicated in a tv show. And Netflix wouldn’t do a good job replicating the plot and characters anywah
Dream: *Sees that Techno and Phil are at the Portal* Dream: *Logs in a breaks it* Techno: DREAM WE JUST WANTED A TABLE Me: Yup, Dream they wanna start the Syndicate so put it back •.•
Technoblade: "I fear no man... but that thing **DreamXD joined the game** ...It scares me"
LMAO XDD
Lol
Didnt techno beat his ass?
@@itsstipe1018 DreamXD is a God
@@Inv4lidGaming technoblade never dies
Techno and Philza: Find Ender Portal
Dream: And I took that personally
@Shiro the Lacraia sem pena never gonna kombat you up version
th-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
@@silveraxe301 cringe
Ranboo actually the one found it
@@user-jn1gk9gp2e exactly
@@user-jn1gk9gp2e He found the stronghold not the portal
7:50 That "haha jk hmmmm" kills me every time
Yes that moment is hilarious 🤣
😂😂😂
Dream homeless teletubby
Only legends who know this guy
Homina wha
I like to think that Dream popped in to Techno’s stream, saw the portal, and panicked.
First comment
Well dream watches like every techno stream
@DiaKorrus 18 on whos chat is he? Like on technos chat he only said "be happy you have 1 frame"
@DiaKorrus 18 what did he say
He probably got a bunch of tweets and yeah panicked
“These are Orphan’s parents” hmmm
Thats not that iglo
How did I not catch that he said that??
He could have just been abandoned at birth
@@nesgardso2516 I already memorized the link I know it’s a Rick roll 🤡🤡🤡
MHmhmhmHmh An orphan with parents *illuminati sounds
*them just playing around with DreamXD*
Ranboo in the chat: *asking for netherite*
Foolish: *asking for specifically 292 gold blocks as one does*
I swear dream has something like a surveillance room where he can watch everybody's stream...
lol like a computer for each person from the dream smp
Whattt nooo dream won't have one
But dreamXD in the other hand
No dream and dreamXD is different
Maybe he does.We will never know.
Dream can’t even afford a house
Edit: To those who missed the joke and are being rude for no reason, Dream doesn’t have a house in the Dream SMP. For you guys being rude about not knowing the joke, your iq is lower than minimum wage
Techno: says that Dream is homeless and that he is a green teletubbie
Dream: gets angry
Techno: haha jk
Dream: *understanable, have a great day*
I read that as soon as I heard it lol
Lol😂
ha jk ha
Literally my friend and I when he makes a somewhat insulting joke.
He's not dream he's dreamxd
I just love how Techno completly stops when he sees the one lonely piece of the portal that Dream returned, like it was the biggest BRUH moment ever, and tooks like a solid couple of seconds to compose himself.
I miss him everyday.
DreamXD:Is a literal god and the protector of the portal
Dream: *Some homeless telletubie*
Teletubby*
@@TheRealExr this is not a spelling b
@@korkseesaw7046?
@@korkseesaw7046 spelling bee*
@@graydoor7718 ok
2:50 he sounded almost exactly like dream for a sec
Ikr
out of everyone to sound like dream who expected it to be the old british man
Loool
i havent been on youtube in forever
and i wake up to a bunch of notifications about how ppl liked my dumb comment
i thought it actually was
DreamXD: *joins game*
Ranboo whispering to Philza: 👁️👄👁️
"DreamXD has the access to creative, while the normal Dream is just a homeless teletub-"
DreamXD joined the game.
"haha jk"
DreamXD left the game.
lol
Im the 400th liked
unfunny
Techno is so funny.
810th like
mans was just scared they were gonna find his big mansion house in the end 😀🤚
No he doesnt have one
@@basketballgod2750 that’s the joke-
He doesn’t have one that’s true
@@basketballgod2750 r/woosh
That's the joke XD
To be fair I did actually think that that might be where his base is not gonna lie
Can we appreciate the fact that ranboo got ignored the whole video
No because ranboo is super cool
*Dream breaks the end portal*
The other strongholds: “allow us to introduce ourselves.”
DreamXD*
Lmao the 127 other portals
@@nalrim2415 they are the same person
@@helios9947 they are two separate entities, yes
How many portals is there 👀
8:48
No one notice :
Ranboo : dream give me netherite or i will do so much bad thing (^ÒnÓ^)
Ranboo : < hope this work >
i noticed
Ranboo: (I don't think it's working)
FoolishG: I also need 292 gold blocks!
I always pay attention to the Minecraft chat
I notices
Dream give Ranboo hid netherite bro
3:19 - DreamXD joins and breaks the portal and logs off.
3:39 - Technoblade asks DreamXD to put it back, says that it supposed to be a table and he could leave out one block, while Ranboo is concerned about them.
4:38 - DreamXD joins again, and places one block then logs off while Philza wheezes and Technoblade starts telling DreamXD that was not what he mean't.
4:59 - Philza tells DreamXD that there is a certain way that the blocks can be placed so the portal can't be opened.
5:27 - DreamXD joins and does what Philza says and logs off.
5:45 - They say thank you
7:05 - Technoblade starts joking about filling in the ender portal, DreamXD joins and Technoblade says, " jk haha"
7:39 - Technoblade states the difference between Dream and DreamXD
7:55 - DreamXD joins and Technoblade says " Haha JK" while Dream says "he is the protector" and logs off
These were timestamps for me, don't mind this comment
ty
DreamXD’s skin should be blue
yep
I was thinking about that lmao
it should be the blue on the dreamXD channel
@@funerismilker3451 ya
@@szklv same
Dream actually donated on techno’s stream and said “You have one be happy” after he placed one
Lol
i literally went back to look at it after u said but actually it was skidmerk who said it and donated 1.99
@@divinediaratchel5066 ok
Lol
lol
Dream: who are you?
DreamXD: I'm you but on creative mode
Techno: "DreamXD is a canonical access to creative mode, while the regular Dream is just like some homeless teletubby"
i can't stop laughing XD
TIMESTAMP
@@saucey1840 7:50
imagine if dreamxd was drista-
That would be an epic plot twist XD
I swear though Dream,Techno,Tommy and Drista can make even the most friendly servers 2b2t in 5 mins
Techno: I fear nothing.
Dream: *LOGS IN AND JUST STARES*
Techno: I fear one thing.
*creative mode*
Nah thats DreamXD, not Dream. They are very different people.
@@happy-ou7ky yep
@@happy-ou7ky DreamXD is a God and protector with Canon excess to creative mode and one of the only things Technoblade is scared of,
Dream is a homeless deformed teletubbie that goes around traumatizing children.
That DreamXD not Dream homeless man
Rest in peace techno, your legend will live on forever
fun fact: *“haha jk”* fixes all of your problems.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Haha jk
Stabs someone irl :haha jk guys it was just an epic prank
You got that right
I’m the 569th like
The panic he must've felt to not even change accounts lol
Haven't thought about that lol
DreamXD is already in creative mode while Dream isn't, that's why
he used the DreamXD account on purpose to break the portal, cause its the account he uses in creative mode
This one fucking killed me
@@yangdam7799 and because he parked the XD directly next to the portal just in case
Did I just laugh from two grown men pretending to not know what an ender portal is? Yes, *Indeed I did*
Dream:"Who'ever go to the end, will get ban instanly!"
Techno:*Found the portal frames
Dream: *Panik*
Edit: came back after few month and ppl had small war argument about *Stans*
Lmao true
Because Dream knows Techno is too important to the SMP. If Techno leaves, so do Philza, Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo. Probably even Skeppy and BadBoyHalo.
Therefore.. Techno Never Die
@@maggiethechattyhound9580 Tommy and Tubbo were on the server before techno. I doubt they would leave if techno left. I doubt anyone would leave if Techno left but the viewership would go down for sure.
@@Laszer271 if Technoblade was gone Tubbo and Tommy would be free to rebuild L'manburg and defeat Dream
"Let's break the rule! I'm getting ban from the server"
DreamXD joined the game.
"jk haha"
DreamXD left the game.
999 lol
Wait 1k lol
@TaeTae's inner child yep
@TaeTae's inner child 7:28
@Ilyanah Puga No, it's just extremely similar.
I like to imagine that Dreams friends and family take shifts in vigilating the streams, and the Dream XD we saw was Drista
Philza and techno: went to an end portal*
Dream: *PANICC*
DreamXD: Breaks portal*
Dream: *ccalm*
Other end portal:we lost one guy guys
@@emath83 127 other end portals: allow us to ruin your life
You dont say
Wait i thought they are only one
POOR RANBOO HE WAS TALKING TO HIMSELF THE WHOLE TIME 😭🤚
F
F 💀✋
F😭
F
F
Ranboo asking Phil what’s going on and him just laughing 😂
Techno: *I fear no one*
_DreamXD joined the server_
.
Techno: *except that man, he terrifies me*
Haha jk
Not Really
*yes*
@@Arush. Yes actually
Techno: I fear no one
_DreamXD joined the server_
Techno: haha jk
When phill saw the room and he went “wHaT!” He sounded like dream
i was actually convinced they were in a call with dream
2:50 Dang, you right-
Bro WhaT-
Always remember, if you wanna be friends with Dream XD then u gotta be Gogy. Or else get ready for your soul to get sucked out
bruh that was the hardest i laughed in a while watching that live
same
"SMH DREAMXD DONT BE THAT WAY WE JUST WANTED A TABLE"
soo true!
I was watching it live and i was like dream just ruined this mans table
Same
I wonder how Sad ist would animate DreamXD
Make him a blob!
Dream with the dream mask but an XD instead of a ":)"
god.
Think of Zeus. But with a green hoodie and a mask with an XD on it instead of a smile
@@JustJbrick give him a blue hoodie
7:57 TECHNO LOOKS LIKE A CHILD WHEN THERE MOM DAYS THEIR FULL NAME HAHAHAHA
bruh every techno stream is a new episode of 'dream getting bullied' LMFAO
Techno found out that dream is homeless
So true 😂
dream isn't in that stream tho brup
@@cavedweller4111 even though he wasn't in the stream, dream was still gettin bullied
@@ultraplayer1503 lmao he was getting bullied subconsciously (just like I'm getting bulled my my toothache)
3:46 philzas adopted child is making sure his father is fine
At this point, Philza is everyone’s father
@@Seraphyyx except for fundy
@@croverns164 well yes- Fundy’s father is Alive Wilbur or now Eret
@@Seraphyyx poor guy,got abandoned by all three of his guardians.sad
@@croverns164 poor guy :(
Techno:how do i make a table out of this?
[DreamXD joined the game]
Philza: Who is dreamXD?
*Dying from laughter*
dreamxd is terrifying he just floats and stares😳
He was on creative mode
@@alimanchannelchildren5686 no one asked,everyone knows
Lmao
@@alimanchannelchildren5686 I mean no shit 🙄
He just floats there
M E N A C I N G L Y
*"Homeless Tella Tubby"*
-Technoblade 2021
Teletubby*
Teletubby*
Teletubby*
its actually Teletubbie your posers
@@ActualBlueBlu no its tellotuubees
Technoblade : I fear no man... But that thing **DreamXD Joined the game** scares me
Tecno: dream dont be a boomer
Who's tecno
@@binisunil3907 i cannot belivem that i spelt techno wrongm
@@standobly2292 You even spell *'wrong'* wrong
@@standobly2292 then fix it
Guys its cheems or whatever his name was but i heard cheems are not like other dogs, cheems cannot speak correctly and somehow related to bepis and chimkem nuggers 👁👁
Plot twist: DreamXD is Drista’s Minecraft Account
@@amara_stone mega plot twist
i was about to comment that
OOOH I KNOW
Dream
and with x
and
d is drista
DreamXD
Plot twist drista is dream
3:19 is no one going to note how dreamxd tp'd to techno right when the villager blocks phil's screen? that was smooth af
therapist: dreamxd doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
dreamxd:
lol
@@jjergina8139 are you trying to pretend like you're TommyInnit but then a second channel?
DreamXD: *floats menacingly*
DreamXD is the true owner of Dream SMP it's official bois.
I love how techno is being so serious
I'm sorry but seeing Phil and Techno, two minecraft veterans with a large amount of experience and knowledge of the game, pretending to not know what the End portal was is making me photosynthesize-
Edit: Y'all what the hell is going on in the replies lmao
When you causally photosynthesize as you do when your are not a plant
It's a roleplay. Don't u know that?
@@kaxil8040 Jeez calm down
@@kaxil8040 it's a joke bro chill
@@kaxil8040 its just a joke, gotta calm down
damn the dream multiverse is shaping into one big event on the smp you have:
Dream
Mexican Dream
Girl Dream
Drista
Skeppy Dream
and now DreamXD
EDIT
forgetting Dre and Dreamon and then maybe the non existent Dranboo? Ranboo Dream?
We need dre
Into the dream-verse
@@mehedi1178 ohh truee
Dreamon and Dre too :3
*sweats* s-skep-py d-d-dream??
Always made me laugh, he really never dies
Dream doesn’t want anyone going to the end cause he’s scared they’re gonna beat his speed run record
No wonder Illumina hasnt been in the server
@@nischay4760 tru
LMAO
behold the longest speedrun in the world
TRUEEEE
title: On technoblade´s stream
video: shows Philza´s pov
4:45 It's a tiny version. Don't be mad Techno..
Alternative title: A half endermans only way to his home is broken by a green homeless blob
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Edit:Thx for the likes
but isn't worlds have 1 or 2 end strongholds
@@warrenwaisaka5668 128, but close enough
it used to be 3 portals but then they updated it to like I think 128
Well dang
ur logo was my old logo
Techno: Lets get ban from the server
*DreamXD joined the game*
DreamXD: what?
Techno: nothing
DreamXD: understandable, have a great day
LOL 😂
LOL 😂
that was corny asf
@@n0tgaming103 ye but so are you
@@IKnowEverythingandKnowNothing nga stfu you watch dream still and use youtube shorts😂😂😂😂😂😂
i can only imagine dream wheezing to death while watching that stream
No one:
*Me realizing the title that it says "technoblades stream"*
Yeah I thought this was a clip from Techno’s stream. Do you have a link to it?
@@houdini9739 i'm a little bit late but th-cam.com/video/n5aQeLwwEns/w-d-xo.html it's Technoblade stream
I swear to god if someone made like a serious animatic of this I'll actually scream
THEN SCREAM
th-cam.com/video/rSgjws_J2Nw/w-d-xo.html
lmaooo then scream has the same energy as "then perish" but more chaotic
Microwaves be like: MMMMMMM TABLE RESTORED
anyone else’s getting this on there recommends now rest in peace technoblade fly high🕊
"Dream On"
"Dreamon"
It's back
He probably know all the storyline, this is why he post after 2 second of the stream
Nah its called saving and copying the stream and uploading it
@@ice_wallow_kum2004 no it’s called *clipping a part of the stream which is legal*
@@DetectiveLincolnColes true
@@DetectiveLincolnColes But clearly, Techno doesn't like these channels. While these can be useful sometimes but Techno said himself on his 2nd channel that "He's gonna beat the compilation channels"
@@DetectiveLincolnColes most of dream smp member doesnt like this kind of channel (dream, tommy etc)
here watching my watch laters of technoblade, always been my medicine to the pain, hope y'all r doing well, and rip technoblade, rest well
the greatest defence "don't be a boomer"
just look at Ph1LzA's chat when they found orphan's parents
it zoomed
Lore
Missing the king so much. Happy birthday your highness. Rest in paradise.
DreamXD said that him and Dream are separate people, and that he is a protector. From the Dream Hunters story Dream is a dreamon and they got rid of that part. What if that's the Dreamon seperated itself to protect its home from the hunterssince it only appeared when they got close and said they'd light it. So imagine what would happen if they light it, the portal is(I think) build correctly to go in. Would multiple dreamons come out? Or is that what the egg is for?
(But this could be wrong because Tubbo said they'd probably got rid of Dream instead of the Dreamon)
Cool theory
Actually i don't think dreamon Hunter whould be back at season 2 the reason why dream xD destroy the end portal is because the rule were said don't go to the end portal but if you make table that's fine also the egg is not connected to l'manberg or dreamon story the egg is badland's story and dream SMP story i guess the dreamon story is a side story from tubbo that never use it for a long time
@@stellarmelody2784 I guess because I'm pretty sure Dream did not even know about the story, he just went along with it
sir this is a Wendy's
@@nebbypews5066 Miss this is Ronald McDonald
you gotta appreciate the stream-sniping though. If it is only techno roasting him that would be way less funny. That is true comedy right there
Yeah pog. Techno stream snipes other people all the time leaving quotes so this was so hilarious watching live.
3 years later youtube randomly decided to show this
WAIT HE JUST CONFIRMED THAT DREAM IS HOMELESS LOLOLOL
No he lives with his sister which is secretly older then him (dream is 14 drista is 21)
@@Bluey-hk3ll uhhhh, drista is 13 or 14 😂
0:36 "But how could they build a blocks that can't be broken"
*No, no... He's got a point*
The portals might be natural structures, and the fortresses are built around it
@@lilyhope432 yeah, and poor door placement is canonically intentional, to create a maze, so people who are not worthy to get themselves such a cool table wouldn't be able to find it.
RIP technoblade you will forever be in our memories 😭♥️
Dream is just not letting Technoblade to have shulker boxes.
"let's actively break the one rule that can't be broken"
*DreamXD logs in*
Haha jk
Dream watching the stream: *So you have chosen death*
@@sophiamariegonzales7922 DreamXD is different from Dream
@@Checkmate_2 DreamXD is a guy eho makes compilations
@@doubleaabattery7562 dreamxd is dreams alt
@@doubleaabattery7562 dream xd on youtube shows bloopers, literally just a behind the scenes channel aka a alt.
3 Years, lol!
RIP Technoblade:(
No one:
Ranboo: dream am going to do bad stuff if u don't give me netherite
"DreamXD is a God, he has canonical access to Creative mode, while dream is just some homeless tellytubby" one of my new favorite techno quotes
I’m just going back through and watching some of his older clips after hearing the news. There simply aren’t words to describe the void I feel with him gone. I wish I had found his channel sooner, because every one of his videos I have ever seen has made me laugh. It breaks my heart that I will never see him upload again
Plot twist: DreamXD is actually drista
That would make him scarier.
Nah, Drista is a chaotic and interactive God while Dream XD is precise is and just kinda there.
@@TheBucketPail kinda like real life god
lol
I want a collab between DreamXD and Dre
Dre is busy producing beats for Eminem
Who is dre
@@bambi9027 *GOD*
And also Drista, mexican dream and girl dream.
@@happy-ou7ky nightmare is just crying in the corner
Everyone wanted that Technoblade would have survived cancer and said that not even close baby
“Wow I magically forgot everything that’s happened in the past 5 minutes “ lmao
I swear techno reaction to the one end block thing is priceless
I like how Ranboo be chillin in game chat
When technoblade bullied dream
Dream:*REVENGE*
"While the regular dream is like a ... homeless teletubie" funniest part ever
I miss the funny techno moments, sad that they will most likely not happened again.
The way Phil is laughing of the situation... I can't- 😂
literally when the techno called DreamXD a boomer the chat just decided to spam "cmon boomer" and laugh their arses off
I like how dream perfectly appears and disappears when philza when the villager and techno are on the way at 3:18
I wish there was a show on Netflix about the dream smp
nah, netflix would just butcher it
Don't give them ideas for a live action....
Would love it to be a Netflix series but Netflix just ruins things
Nah, it's f*cking cringe.
They’d ruin a lot of the good things about the streams. It’s because we can see everyone’s different viewpoints that we can have such morally grey characters and that couldn’t be replicated in a tv show. And Netflix wouldn’t do a good job replicating the plot and characters anywah
Is everyone just gunna ignore the fact Ranboo was lowkey begging the lord and savior of the DreamSMP, DreamXD, for netherite?
Phil:Completely ignores iron and keeps digging up*
Me: 😃👍
The funny thing about DreamXD for me is because I'm subscribe to both Dream and DreamXD, and was laughing my ass of when Dream XD showed up
"Oh Techno's live I should check on it...
*PANIK*
how tf are you so fast?? this was literally 2 minutes ago
All he had to do was make like 2 cuts and upload
i uploadd it faster lol
he didn't even edit at all. He is literally stealing content
@@2nerC9 WHO?
ME ? i cropped the video i adjusted the audio i changed a bit of the lighting using filmora 10 ;>
@ I mean it’s still just stealing content
Dream: *Sees that Techno and Phil are at the Portal*
Dream: *Logs in a breaks it*
Techno: DREAM WE JUST WANTED A TABLE
Me: Yup, Dream they wanna start the Syndicate so put it back •.•
Legends say that Shitass is trapped in the End of the Dream SMP, with DreamXD being the protector of the realm so none can release him.
@GewoonLeon I'm sick and tired, of people challenging me against the dragon.
This needs to be canon
I died
@@renewalacumen1770 and ur dying over again