@@Sorcerer86pt Yea I remember doing that story. I had to pause the game after like 5 turns thinking I missed something. Coz Mr. Masochistic was on full health after I used all my ultimates. Then I realize you just have to keep playing.
Just in case you want to show off just how insignificant a fight is, just call in an orbital laser! "Bitch, I make more money in an hour then you do in your entire lifespan!"
I find the Kiryu fight to be hilarious considering you can literally take no damage during the fight while burning, shooting, kicking him in the balls,etc. and it still ends in Kasuga being all beat up in the cutscene
It gets even crazier with Gaiden releasing, as Kiryu went through a whole side story and got plenty of injuries from that, but still managed to find time and energy after the Yakuza disbandment to wipe the floor with Ichi and his party. He fell from the equivalent of a two story building in the final boss, like not even a day before he fights Ichiban here. Kiryu is just a different breed I tell you
I really don't get why Chef of all jobs is the one that has to go *that* brutal. Ain't even Looney Tunes violence, that's just gruesome. Did Ichiban have a bad experience with chefs in the past or something? Perhaps some prison horror story?
@@atlasreborn7221 What's actually happening is adachi is tazing people and beating them with a police baton while Ichiban watches with massive pupils and awe on his face.
@@ZombieZed Trying to fight The Dragon of Dojima with your powerful moves that can shatter the Earth. Kiryu: R-E-S-I-S-T or D-O-D-G-E (If he in Rush stance)
Poor Eri, getting revived with a kiss from Saeko followed by breath of the homeless man, followed by Saeko reviving her again but this time with a comically oversized syringe
The best part about these kiwami are you can identify the RPG class which each character be without the over the top clothes design like in final fantasy.
I mean, you can switch characters’ jobs around to fit your tactic. But, you can guest most of it. Like: Sakeo is kinda fighter with heavy weapon. But she can also a white mage/ Songtress as show in the Revive kiwami. Han is obviously thief/ninja/assassin. Also, he is the fastest fighter in the game. Zhao is more or less weapon master.
Yeah, it gives some Vergil vibes (well, even more than the ones Han usually gives). If the class itself was better I would definitely use it regularly on Han.
Rolling Mixer: A kick then cool breakdances on a guys back and then you slam down on his face. *6954* Essence of Mayhem: Everyone in your party kicks the shit out of a guy. *42 damage lmao*
It's a Jackie Chan reference. He's famous for using improvised weapons in his movie fight scenes, and he famously whopped a dozen dudes asses with a ladder as a weapon in his movie First Strike.
Persona all out attack: requires all enemies to be knocked over by crit or weakness attacks, doesnt work when mc has status effect. Limited to 4 people, actives only. Essence of mayhem. Only cost mp. Can be activated anytime. All party member met can participate, even the one on reserves. Limited to one target tho... Ill still oick the essence of mayhem for availability, but aoa for the satisfaction
They didn't. It was the very first one shown. They just didn't include any of the variations. The one shown is the default if there's nothing around for Ichiban to use as a weapon.
That essence of mayhem so smooth you literally had a 7man party
Beast Brothers is smooth af too
Finessed
What if I used this gun
Only 42 damage though
@@dylanmarecek2342 tbf it was Kiryu
20:41
Whole team: **ALMOST DESTROYS Kiryu**
Kiryu: **resist 42 damage**
Kiryu doing his best Shao Kahn impression: is that your best?
Dojima no Ryuu and Tojo Yondaime doesn't fuck around
It's kinda funny how much they made Kiryu stagger only for it to do like no damage
I love how Ichiban goes from smacking fools with a bat, to summoning Satellite Cannon in attack mode
Duel Monsters reference
imagine calling in an orbital laser strike for 3 random thugs
@@rker worse. Calling the sattelite for the battle against Mr. Masochist. He takes 0 damage
@@Sorcerer86pt Yea I remember doing that story. I had to pause the game after like 5 turns thinking I missed something. Coz Mr. Masochistic was on full health after I used all my ultimates. Then I realize you just have to keep playing.
Bro calls in a God damn Ion Cannon 💀
18:15 Giving Majima a taste of his own medicine
Majima : *Starts doing the breaker style*
Ichiban : Thats Rad
@@spreadingflesh1271 "Holy shit!"
I kinda wanna see all different jobs with different characters 🤔.
4:00 the power of yuri
my favorite type of magic.... lesbomancy
Gai
My lungs gave out when I saw that
yes
Gone wrong
15:44 taking Korean Virgil to heart aren't we
"I AM THE BLIZZARD THAT IS INCOOOOOMIIIIING"
- Probably his theme song
1:30
The orbital laser actually has "Kasuga" written on it!
I just noticed
I mean depending on your success on ichiban confectionery its possible to buy a satelite,right?
@@marsnagi5734 that's literally how you unlock that heat action
Just in case you want to show off just how insignificant a fight is, just call in an orbital laser!
"Bitch, I make more money in an hour then you do in your entire lifespan!"
He owns the multi billion company Ichiban Holdings
20:41 whole team ganging up on kiryu
42 damage
That awesome I think
R e s i s t
He's Kiryu, what did you expect
That's probably how it was in canon
What if you
Wanted to progress the story
But kiryu said
*R E S I S T*
6:48 Nice to see cooperation like this
1:50 this is a lie, we all know Hero's vigor never works
It worked like once for me during the wrecking ball fight then never again
Why,It dont works?
@@JorjIto12872 low chance of actually working
@@funnynamelol3156 and what happen if dont works?
Just lose "maná"? (Blue gauge)
@@JorjIto12872 it just doesn’t rez them and lose Ichiban’s turn
5:35 that was the same move kiryu and akiyama used in yakuza 6.
It's a shame it can only be used once in the game
Majima probably got flashbacks when the breaker moves were used on him
Holy shit!
damn shame they didnt reuse essence of friendly fire
5:10 tribute of Dante's move
11:21 PERSONA!!!
1:25 It was at this moment Ichiban revealed to be a Global Defense Initiative Commando all along
He's not?
What's even crazier is he barely knew how to use a smartphone and now he can access a satellite laser with one.
He then killed all of Japan with the orbital Lazer
Long Live GDI!
13:33 HOW IS THIS NOT AN INSTANT KILL?!
m8 he's fine, look his face may be completely ripped off and one of his eyeballs seems to be missing, but he's fine
Remember, kiriyu has canonacly never killed anyone
@@beholdman7158 Zhao however...
He was wearing glasses
This one is the most brutal heat move
15:10 getting healed by cbt yeah its definetly a japanese game
Very Japanese
You know in the english dub kasuga will say " you always know how to make a guy stay up"
@@ridholautse4431 cool
And it also works on Eri ^^
to counter that theres a subgroup ryona smh japan specific community
18:16 How this kid beat me with my style?
Honestly using breaker on majima was just hilarious
He took my whole flow
Doing it with the 1988 mains outfit
This looks like Def Jam FFNY fighting style
20:33 Coffin Dance time
That's literally what the heat is but heavy metal. 😄😄
Taking you to Brazil
16:05 Vergil sure having fun
18:14
Majima tasted his own moves (Breaker)
Using the 1988 majima outfit with it for maximum irony
Akiyama's outfit looks great for Joon Gi Han
Facts
Akiyama's outfit looks great.* FTFY
Even makes me think of Akiyama with dual guns from Dead Souls on this part 5:06
He kinda looks like Dante with that outfit.
18:17 Doing the Majima to Majima
Love the battle scenes, y'all ever wonder what these would look like without Ichi's imagination tho 😂
Very,very awkward
Probably just the party beating the shit out of random goons, since they still win the battles
Less flashy and smaller and more practical?😅
I don’t want to know what they would look like bc these scenes are perfect
My brain is going towards the kicking scene from Jojo
12:40-13:00
Majima: Holy shit *learns new move*
and becomes Goromi in Kiwami
"that's rad!"
I love how Essence of R.I.P. is literally just the Coffin Dance.
7:07 They TOTALLY missed a golden opportunity to have him say "Fly, my pretties!!" xD
That would have been both awesome and funny
No. Pop culture references are the bane of comedy
Of course! How could I forget comedy is not subjective in the slightest?! So silly me.
dark comedy is objective for asylum inmate of psychology just like big smoke said the insane are running the asylum - steven pinker
I find the Kiryu fight to be hilarious considering you can literally take no damage during the fight while burning, shooting, kicking him in the balls,etc. and it still ends in Kasuga being all beat up in the cutscene
Dude probably literally imagined the entire fight and was knocked out with a punch to the jaw
It gets even crazier with Gaiden releasing, as Kiryu went through a whole side story and got plenty of injuries from that, but still managed to find time and energy after the Yakuza disbandment to wipe the floor with Ichi and his party. He fell from the equivalent of a two story building in the final boss, like not even a day before he fights Ichiban here. Kiryu is just a different breed I tell you
11:28 FRIENDLY FIRE!
16:04 tribute to original Vergil?
Korean Vergil knows where he pays his tribute to
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
@@kjrv7779 PROVOKING
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOIATION
Bury the Light
Sick of the song sick of the jokes just appreciate yeonsu kim
kiryu: *is tag teamed by everyone in kasuga's team, is kicked, burned, pierced, punched multiple times
* *42 dmg* *
Joon-Gi Han is quite literally Vergil in essence of Diabolic Slash
Korean Vergil*
Devil trigger
@@DepressedCrow yes
There is a reason why the community call him Korean Virgil
Essence of Phantom Drive is basically just a slower JCE, just without the reality shattering bit.
Does anything surpass Essence of Human Grating in terms of being horrifically, gruesomely painful?
No. Seeing that makes my face hurt a lot.
Shinada’s Essence of My Dragging Presence
Holy fuck cook has the most paingul to watch essences
I really don't get why Chef of all jobs is the one that has to go *that* brutal. Ain't even Looney Tunes violence, that's just gruesome.
Did Ichiban have a bad experience with chefs in the past or something? Perhaps some prison horror story?
@@Brunosky_Inc He's just mad he never got peking duck.
They really went all in on Joon gi Han and Zhao's Kiwami actions, didn't they
Did he record on PS4 or PS5?
7:55 the best of all
9:06
Adachi is the strongest character in the yakuza verse now.
honestly, it most likely looks very different in reality because its all in Ichi's imagination.
@@atlasreborn7221 Ichi imagines things more family friendly, for us at home.
@@Melvonathan And then Nanba just grinds someone's face into a bloody pulp. Lmao
@@atlasreborn7221 What's actually happening is adachi is tazing people and beating them with a police baton while Ichiban watches with massive pupils and awe on his face.
Adachi's in the wrong Sega game
*Essence of Facial (Gone Wrong)*
*hol up*
2:59 that's ironic
When you trying to blind your enemies... But instead you blind only your team.
Of course you had to save Essence of Mayhem for Kiryu-san!
and for 42 damage
@@ZombieZed Trying to fight The Dragon of Dojima with your powerful moves that can shatter the Earth.
Kiryu: R-E-S-I-S-T or D-O-D-G-E (If he in Rush stance)
Who the hell is kiryu ? Its joryu now
Essence of mayhem: exist
Kiryu: *4 2*
*R E S I S T*
13:11 I’d be immune to this, I don’t smoke
I'm actually watching this on a Friday night.
18:17 pictured: irony
Poor Eri, getting revived with a kiss from Saeko followed by breath of the homeless man, followed by Saeko reviving her again but this time with a comically oversized syringe
13:50 I was hoping that the pancake would land on the dude but apparently not
13:01 aka *[Insert enemy name here] was shattered into innumerable pieces*
The best part about these kiwami are you can identify the RPG class which each character be without the over the top clothes design like in final fantasy.
I'm not super knowledgeable on RPGs, what classes are Saeko, Han, and Zhao supposed to be?
I mean, you can switch characters’ jobs around to fit your tactic. But, you can guest most of it.
Like:
Sakeo is kinda fighter with heavy weapon. But she can also a white mage/ Songtress as show in the Revive kiwami.
Han is obviously thief/ninja/assassin. Also, he is the fastest fighter in the game.
Zhao is more or less weapon master.
How could you have used Essence of Glowsticks on Everyone's Idol Goro?
In fact the guys who use the glowsticks are fans of him but they are tired of waiting a new concert
Joon-Gi Han's animations will always be badass to me. To the point where I hardly skip unless Im grinding/farming
How do Level up faster and make more money mate?
i love that one heat actions where 14:46 he says its demo time and demoman from team fortress 2 appears
I'm glad the title recognizes that Kiryu is the one and only dragon
Idk why, but there's something hilarious about the phrase "Essence of Orbital Laser."
5:07 Hold it there, Targa.
Both of the chef guy's were pretty intense
11:19 The essence of PERSONA!
Everyone is casually fighting normally and then Nanba casually summoning disaster and crisis
Poor Eri, always getting revived xD
They gave Joon the fist of the North Star are as a move sick
Nice! Eri is my favorite character of all Yakuza character too! I love her! She is such a sweet and a beautiful woman!
Essence of Full Swing is just Pearly Gates from DQ. Ichiban's love for Dragon Quest is immaculate
How do you get that Seong-hui costume for Eri?
it’s a DLC costume
Thinking that almost all of them are on his 40 more or less makes this so good
1:23 you can't tell me the dude looks like a young Mr. Shakedown!
I beat the game once and I actually can't believe how many of these I never got.
lol Majima acting confused by otakus dancing like he wasn't a Disco Queen back in the day
Holy shit, that's rad!
Anyone else think that Bodyguard (or Yojimbo, which is so much better) is an amazing fit for Han?
Yeah, it gives some Vergil vibes (well, even more than the ones Han usually gives). If the class itself was better I would definitely use it regularly on Han.
The Essence of R.I.P didn't work a single time on my playthrough.
I only managed to make it work once but I got pissed that it was only once
2:59 WTF? Essence of Flour Power doesn't cause damage? Only decrease accuracy?
Its basically an AOE smokescreen, can't hit if you can't see after all
its a flour powder and she just let the flour blind em. Tht make sense?
@@hoangtongvan1457 should cause damage too, not only decrease accuracy
Honestly, the muscle motivated me..
Rolling Mixer: A kick then cool breakdances on a guys back and then you slam down on his face. *6954*
Essence of Mayhem: Everyone in your party kicks the shit out of a guy. *42 damage lmao*
The intro alone gets my like 🤣
Yknow, when I first read "ladder acrobatics" I imagined ladder combos from smash bros, not an actual ladder lol
It's a Jackie Chan reference. He's famous for using improvised weapons in his movie fight scenes, and he famously whopped a dozen dudes asses with a ladder as a weapon in his movie First Strike.
Glowstick Fury would be one of Majima's attacks more than anything
getting eviscerated by a bunch of fanboys with glowsticks to the tune of 24-Hour Cinderella would be one hell of a thing to experience
Oh dear god, the Essence of Human Grating attack looks fucking gruesome!
1:51 gold pine resin
Sorry to ask some random people on the internet but what songs are playing at 1:55, 3:58, 5:33, and 10:09?
1:55 - th-cam.com/video/Chd-oN7g7Hs/w-d-xo.html
3:58 - th-cam.com/video/VV1lOo-T15I/w-d-xo.html
5:33 - th-cam.com/video/eL_ONyB3eCA/w-d-xo.html
10:09 - th-cam.com/video/zMFmFHjWgew/w-d-xo.html
1 - Asphodelos (Scenario fight theme)
2 - Recieve and Turn You (Majima bossfight theme)
3 - Brutality (Sawashiro bossfight theme)
I don't think 4th one is listed
Yes i want to know the cost needed to fire an orbital laser
200 MP
@@blacknamba3606 affirmative
these kiwami actions are so out of context that even majima is confused
16:05 Getsuga... TENSHO!!!
He a Korean Vergil. Not the Ichigo Kurosaki.
Persona all out attack: requires all enemies to be knocked over by crit or weakness attacks, doesnt work when mc has status effect. Limited to 4 people, actives only.
Essence of mayhem. Only cost mp. Can be activated anytime. All party member met can participate, even the one on reserves. Limited to one target tho...
Ill still oick the essence of mayhem for availability, but aoa for the satisfaction
15:49 he is Vergil? ZAMN!!!!
Props for using Remotivation on Eri. Based.
18:08 Kind a voice cute like a Anastasia from Idolmaster Cinderella. Really i search at wikipedia
Eri may just be a desk clerk but she would make an excellent bodyguard!
I think you forgot the Essence of the Street Weapon
They didn't. It was the very first one shown. They just didn't include any of the variations. The one shown is the default if there's nothing around for Ichiban to use as a weapon.
hey how did you get that arakawa outfit for ichiban?
you have to complete the game to get the outfit
@@CutieAimin I didn't get it. I completed the game. Which version of the game do you have?
@@MugdhaMahdiShams You also have to have max rank for Hero class.
@@ryleygriggs9840 is that a troll?
@@MugdhaMahdiShams i got it when i started premium adventure
I just learned that damnation date dosent work on kiryu beacuse hes a virgin
Their skills are so weird & funny at the same time.
18:31 ichiban speaks English
the first attack of essence of the crushing bat is just the slugger stunt lock
I love this game
1:32 Ah yes, Esence of *O R B I T A L L A S E R*
Essence of human grating, jesuz
17:56 tfw you get the COVID vaccine
15:45
holy shit korean vergil
Let's give them a show, shall we? in english is Wanna see some magic shit?
what is the name of the weapon that saeko has
So many I’ve never seen!
There are hidden jobs in this game??
there’s 2 hidden jobs, you have to buy the DLC to get it
Not hidden, but, there are 2 DLC classes. Devil Rocker for the guys and Matriarch for the ladies.
It's kinda lame that they're DLC, but oh well.
13:26 FATALITY
too many fatalities to handle
ERI IS A BLESSING