Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 031: Leather Gang W/ Jake Velazquez

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  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "taze urself while i choke u "😂😂😂😂😂 every week ian slowly crawls deeper into my heart hes hilarious lmfao

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's honestly Unbelievable how phenomenally good this pod is

  • @wow4714
    @wow4714 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This show makes me so happy. Thank y’all for what you do, grateful for Bein Ian with Jordan!

    • @solacevoid
      @solacevoid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here

  • @asdsafasf3
    @asdsafasf3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This Jake guy is willing to do anything to keep getting gigs with Jordan. What a trooper

  • @samuelharlow7612
    @samuelharlow7612 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ian is on a wavelength that I just don't understand sometimes 😂
    Jordan is the best possible co-host for him she is brilliant

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This podcast is the embodiment of ADHD

    • @slim710.
      @slim710. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to play this in the background while I play video games 😂

  • @mefinnegan92
    @mefinnegan92 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The very end of this episode:
    “Things are good.”
    “Are they?”
    😂😂😂😂 😂

  • @sportycat1188
    @sportycat1188 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looked forward to this episode all week! Congrats on the podcast growing. Ya'll have great chemistry. Wishing you both well from TN

  • @Mrs_Small
    @Mrs_Small ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ian is giving very strong *1970s-serial killer-with-a-leather-kink* vibes

  • @Transformational_change
    @Transformational_change ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First saw y’all on Stavy’s podcast and now I’m hooked✌🏼🔥💓

  • @backupinit
    @backupinit ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys are delightful

  • @Philly253
    @Philly253 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the Jordan & ian show!!

  • @StrangeFolk520
    @StrangeFolk520 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how Ian was right about how he didn't create a fire hazard, but we just brushed over him saying "cardboard doesn't catch fire." as though that's not fucking insane.

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Jordan is here I never skip

  • @bangUwitApickle
    @bangUwitApickle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this show.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice to see a fellow Jake hanging with mom and dad💗

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Haha so funny, Jordan with a leash on. Lol. They should do that every episode right? Haha lol

  • @conormcginnity1353
    @conormcginnity1353 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I GOT LEATHER! I GOT HANDCUFFS! LETS BE CATS!!!" 🤣

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It surely is a wild ride,brother 💗

  • @buckduckett
    @buckduckett ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bravo Jordan, I love what you've done with your podcast set! Keep making us laugh Jordan!

  • @zebadiahwitch
    @zebadiahwitch ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ian and Jordan I love you!

  • @beeboop56
    @beeboop56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ian rushing jordan through the promo 😂😂

  • @layzboy2545
    @layzboy2545 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have more injuries from Punk, Hardcore, and Metal shoes than I do from 20 years of contact sports. Worth it.

    • @HasnainLawrence
      @HasnainLawrence ปีที่แล้ว

      Those must be some really uncomfortable shoes

  • @nicholasgennuso3454
    @nicholasgennuso3454 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What brand is your jacket Jordan
    “Texture is the new size” underrated line

  • @deadtrees1279
    @deadtrees1279 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jordan and I have the same lack of sleep eyes. Also ian, you bringing shaner out on the road says everything man. Shaner sober and getting road work with you, he will blow up. As he should. He's "six" years behind for one reason only.

    • @nintalespaw
      @nintalespaw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yet I bet you sleep more than most people don't you.

  • @dennyAyard_
    @dennyAyard_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genuinely excited to hear Mike and Ian are coming to NoVA.

  • @Krebbaroni
    @Krebbaroni ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fuck yeah Shaner touring with Ian!!

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ian is exactly the best original batman impersonator

  • @AS-qh7fk
    @AS-qh7fk ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching Ian fidget and twist while Jordan plugs her dates is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Also, if you rewind the first two seconds of the video, it makes Ian's mustache twitch hilariously.

  • @coffeemcbee1
    @coffeemcbee1 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my faboritist newest pods

  • @Totescolin
    @Totescolin ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We need to go faster"
    "Let me start again"
    Never skip the tour dates lmao

  • @user-pt1kj5uw3b
    @user-pt1kj5uw3b ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This Mexican Jake is much funnier than the other Mexican Jake

    • @acornreichler2085
      @acornreichler2085 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Other Mexican Jake will see this and declare you a sworn enemy for life, that petty

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the pod ! IAN get on Himbos !

  • @katonicwaves6393
    @katonicwaves6393 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This shit rules!

  • @carloslomeli5222
    @carloslomeli5222 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of control 🔥🔥🔥

  • @dongmartin2163
    @dongmartin2163 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL Ian had the ol' dodgeball uniform mixup!

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jamaican shofar at the beginning was dope

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jordan’s therapist telling her that she should stand up for herself is making this podcast feel like you’re watching an accident happen. You cringe but you can’t look away😂

    • @TheDaveWright
      @TheDaveWright ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the podcast opens with Ian abusing Jordan over plugs.

    • @im_just_serious
      @im_just_serious 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ian is so creepy

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ian's Leather Laugh Lounge.

  • @craigstaul839
    @craigstaul839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the theme song

  • @XxEVORxX
    @XxEVORxX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys are the shit this became my favorite podcast thanks dudes

  • @audiocash7504
    @audiocash7504 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Menu was great.

  • @margaretkrause540
    @margaretkrause540 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Nelly, God damn you 😾🥴😵‍💫😑”
    So funny

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok I cackled at the Athletic Greens read. Soooo funny.

  • @shawnyglass12
    @shawnyglass12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bruh I love you so much ian Lmao I mean that in the most homosexual mannr

  • @dariondeatherage1487
    @dariondeatherage1487 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh my god it's called central heating

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wallet chain gang

  • @roleat
    @roleat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a crush on Ian and Jordan

  • @Ratigun
    @Ratigun ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @42:49 is when he realized he had doomed his mother

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:41 finally

  • @DanishingAct
    @DanishingAct ปีที่แล้ว

    Intro was rad.

  • @yxvthfvl
    @yxvthfvl ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody:
    Jake: That's not that bad.
    What a sweet sweet man, GBU Jake

  • @purpleamber1
    @purpleamber1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude who knew Jordan looks great in color!

  • @likesunflowers
    @likesunflowers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jordan was in Macon, Georgia?! When?! Why?! Will you be coming back?! Please come back.

  • @catflannery7341
    @catflannery7341 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to get down to Madison to see you, bring Shaner and you'll have me sold on it 😁

  • @anap1508
    @anap1508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of the first settlers in Puerto Rico were actually Jewish and many Jewish people immigrated there, so there's quite a few Jewish Puerto Ricans on the island

  • @connorfrarey
    @connorfrarey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    everytime jordan hits her vape, i hit my vape, its a simple as that

  • @georgefranklin8513
    @georgefranklin8513 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean I would watch her struggle to get through her dates lol. It's almost like watching Nate Bargatze read comments

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crown Of Thornz!

  • @bangUwitApickle
    @bangUwitApickle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dont skip, I press play and let it go but skippers are gonna skip no matter how long it is. Put your spot reads in the middle of the cast or at the end. Skippers will skip regardless.

    • @bangUwitApickle
      @bangUwitApickle ปีที่แล้ว

      If what they skip is pre-recorded and repeated, I understand. But we listen because we like to hear you talk. It's new potentially funny content they are skipping, I don't get it. I ripped a bong before commenting and it's kicked in. Pound for pound you guys make me laugh more than any other comedian podcast I watch and I watch a lot. It's rare to have a duo where I like both hosts a lot.

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Swag

  • @elquintoroble
    @elquintoroble ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan sometimes has the same calm and sexy *hauntedness* as Liz Sherman (Hellboy's girlfriend)

  • @macbeeler5479
    @macbeeler5479 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude's dressed like silent bob hahah🤘

  • @CH1CKENW1NG91
    @CH1CKENW1NG91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking’ meeeow Jordan

  • @HyperintelligentViralSpider
    @HyperintelligentViralSpider ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still sad I missed the crew at hilarities

  • @WHOM333
    @WHOM333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Ian. Did I see you in the skaelujah pit in 1998 midget punching to five iron frenzy playing songs off of upbeats and beatdowns?

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan looks good in red. That's all.

  • @veronicagrosskurth5705
    @veronicagrosskurth5705 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi jordan

  • @DriftingMunki
    @DriftingMunki ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this pre or post dog bite?

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jordan is correct that shows with the newer younger kids just throw elbows and don't help people back up - which sucks

  • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
    @bill-or-somthingbill4390 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is this filmed? the arctic ? Turn up the furnace, and ditch the winter coats.

  • @acornreichler2085
    @acornreichler2085 ปีที่แล้ว

    SPO-CAIN lmaooo

  • @alvinrofkahr8784
    @alvinrofkahr8784 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jordan wants the taser

  • @tuckergiberson2482
    @tuckergiberson2482 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to turn down my volume every time the cat thing happens cause it freaks out my cat

  • @LBOTrecords
    @LBOTrecords ปีที่แล้ว

    WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE EPISODE WHEN?

  • @thelifeaquatica
    @thelifeaquatica ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jake is so cute

  • @ABPhoto182
    @ABPhoto182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would never fast forward through Jordan’s dates. Are you serious Ian? ⏩

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree. Too adorable

  • @anarmyoftigers
    @anarmyoftigers ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing these two talk about hardcore… you need to bring on John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000/PC Deathsquad, and ex stand up comedian.

    • @anarmyoftigers
      @anarmyoftigers ปีที่แล้ว

      First big guy comedian to be pulled off stage before Big Jay Oakerson

    • @anarmyoftigers
      @anarmyoftigers ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up pitboss 2000 “dented chest”

  • @FirstLast-o2y
    @FirstLast-o2y ปีที่แล้ว

    5:16 is what Ian is describing basically s3x trafficking?

  • @nvmm166
    @nvmm166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Everybody knows jake” I know hundreds of ny comics, never heard of him

  • @cartergarewal541
    @cartergarewal541 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was scrolling twitter while watching the pod and saw a vid of someone self inoculating in berkeley

  • @Zen-fe6oq
    @Zen-fe6oq ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that Jordan knows how to read requests messages whats good? Haha nah but fr…umm IG or FB because either way we could be FB 🎉😅

  • @severdnerv
    @severdnerv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its the real my name is Earl

  • @deadtrees1279
    @deadtrees1279 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get Andrew Neufeld. (Cbk, figure four). He'll live this pod . He's the same way on the bus

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz ปีที่แล้ว

    I know Jake from Jordan talking about him on ‘You’re An Idiot’.

  • @Vladimirwlr1234
    @Vladimirwlr1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, how did Jordan's dad not notice that her mom was lesbian? Maybe she used to hide her power level.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pretty sure jordan absolutely hates Ian and to make up for that she is overly excited about any male guest

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Im not saying that cause they’re black im saying that because they’re Muslim”

  • @leeboy20
    @leeboy20 ปีที่แล้ว

    I def DMed Jordan after I saw her in pk. It was a weird night and she killed had to tell her how sick it was

  • @JayDizzle-hm9gg
    @JayDizzle-hm9gg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    .. in the meantime.....

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks ปีที่แล้ว

    What? No more on Don gato song? C'mon man.
    Oh senor Don Gato was a cat... high up on the roof Don Gato sat...
    I guess it's a NY thing... well, we also did square dancing too...

  • @sprance44
    @sprance44 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huge fan btw! however I wish you would all stop screaming into the microphones !

  • @Pneubeteube
    @Pneubeteube ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All you gotta do to make people not skip the opening is get a green-screen and do some silly shit while you shout out your dates

  • @boscoedash6363
    @boscoedash6363 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who dumped Jordan????

  • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
    @JimNortonsAlcoholism ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is Jake the on again off again boyfriend?

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't fast forward... I may be the only one...

  • @Zen-fe6oq
    @Zen-fe6oq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only reason Jordan didn’t lose me at the beginning is because Ian called me out for about skip her. So I somehow felt obliged for poor Jordan she sucks at reading but I wasn’t gonna let Ian’s sweet gay ass dictate me.😂 Here’s to you Jordon. If you weren’t such a lesbian yourself I’d love you 😘 bahahahah

  • @LRRYFSHRMN
    @LRRYFSHRMN หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m gonna stop listening because of Jordan’s plugs 😂

  • @georgehall9037
    @georgehall9037 ปีที่แล้ว

    We also fast forward past that intro song! 🤮🤮🤮

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard all of Jordan’s dates cause she did ‘em so slow two skips wasn’t enough.