The SECRET UPDATE Is FINALLY HERE - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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This update just might be the best secret reveal ever
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@@swedishapple pardon?
Without a doubt
@@swedishapple yeah I know right
True
One of the guys in the throne was the chicken man, Does this mean Landfall is gonna add the chicken man from tabs Also i noticed that i forgot to say OLD tabs but also i saw ANOTHOR video and it had a chcken man hat and the chicken man man and still looked it was work in progress because it had the _ symbol
I hope
Does this mean they completely forgot the Neon faction?
@@lawden210 they plan on adding more factions
We need that
Probably something like the Poacher thing, to honour him
Blitz 2021, “no one expects the berserker inquisition.”
@Egg T yes wait dark Spanish berserk inquisition
@@coopereddie9612 neon dark Spanish berserker inquisition no one reply to me
@@bettycampbell2562 yes
@Tiny Cacodemon yes... that's obvious...
Lol @Bo Woowoo so funny true
so that secret door was actually door to heaven :O
edit: I KNOW THERES ALSO DOOR TO HELL so pls stop saying it
Thats what i said to😀
well it says it isn't heaven but a fantasy world as the Greek gods are in tabs so it isn't heaven if u mean the one from any religion except Greek. edit and norse
@@dublindom3720 and Norse
I knew it heaven was real!
@@dublindom3720 Called Olimpus
I can feel game theory making a video on the new lore
HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO GAME THEORY
True
Yeahh
@Cake For Short (insert meme here)
Yes lol
Landfall: adds all of these updates, Me: when will we see the chicken Man :(
They are probably working on him still
I think they won't it would've came to the legacy update so sorry man
It’s probably in the game already, just as a secret unit he hasn’t found yet!
@@deleted3939 secret units have a empty area around them in the secret and legacy faction and there is no more openings
@@miaksol After playing the new update myself, you are correct, but I noticed in the room behind the door there is a chicken man statue.
So maybe he will come in a later update?
I did not expect this video to be sponsored by landfall themselves
Same
I mean baron got sponsored
Both Blitz and Baron have a Unit with their voice, so Landfall sponsoring isn't something special I think
1:34 HES BACK BOIS, ITS THE CHICKEN MAN IN STONE!
Cheerleaders+lighting thunder dude= bringer of death
The reason the chronomancer (is that how you spell it? Idk, anyways) transforms first is because it freezes the void monarch and delays the ability
I wish they would add the ability of the chronomancer, I really really want it in the game
@@jaredcastaneda3211 the transformation or the attack?
@@TheLordOfPorgs I say the attack it’s a pretty cool concept
@@jaredcastaneda3211 yeah, but it would be cool to see a transformation ability that allows you to choose a unit, like the rider thing
No unfortusnetly thats not what wut landfall did :( it takes 8 hits for a transformation btw
You know, I find it pretty ironic that Blitz chose the "Angelic" side and Baron chose the "Demon" side and they happen to release the video around the same time as well.
It was sycned my landfall
Edit: *by
@@Davis... Ah.
Fun Fact: Not everybody can be first
Fun fact im immortal
Im first tho
Fun fact stfu
@@Moistgerbil stop launching chainsaw cannons
@@bread8507 what wrong with you
whoever disliked this video, must have disliked the second it was posted without even watching. Considering it was just released like 6 minutes ago. Stop disliking videos before you watch them, Blitz makes wonderful content and you should at least watch the video first before you dislike it.
I think there’re auto generated tbh
What I like is the fact that in order to actually dislike a video, you have to click it, which just gives Blitz more views, therefore encouraging him to make more content. It's literally just a Catch 22.
Best words of the century
Agreed but your comment has more likes than the video has dislikes
@@NicoA223 true
Fun Fact: the ulers are underrated
You ment ullr
True
I always vote for the ullr and people don't even use them now that the game is full release, he still has no ability's.
You mean overrated they suck
you are right. they are so good that land fall even made a literal rip of of it as the radint glave!
Blitz, there are 2 secret units, one for the two new factions. The one for the Good faction is on their map and on a very obvious island. They are have a basic projectile attack and create this ring which pushes people away and does damage and then sucks them into one spot. The one for the Evil faction is unlocked by finding this whip(which kind of looks like a sword) behind the giant statue where particles are coming from. It has long whips which make units catch on fire. Also when controlling the unit you can use the whips at any distance from an enemy unity and they will heat seek infinitely towards a unit passing through solid objects and the environment.
“I wanted those elephants” -an OK show
I don’t get it probably because I’m seven
@@nezlockyeet8672 it’s a Game of Thrones quote
I cant even trust these videos today cuz of april fools
Landfall always does stuff on April fools it’s sort of reverse psychology where people think it’s not going to happen and then it happens and it is even more fun
Ahaahhaahahha
@@fathomski oh really
@@acs5809 yup. It’s confirmed to be real
Same
After years with that hidden door, it’s finally opened.
Blitz: *not even flex tape can survive*
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
why do i suddenly feel that tabs is getting a uprise in popuarity so, you know the rules game thery time. head line: we are starting a war?!
Me:15 years old
Brain:this is really entertaining
That doesn't make any sense.
Are you actually 15 year old?
No. Prob not
you're definitely not 15 years old
A kid trying to make a joke
@@TheRealExr yes indeed
Multiplayer challenge for you. In single player, each person set up five armies of five different, but agreed on points value. Then pit your armies against each other. The fun is you are building armies without knowing opponent.
Oh, and no dark peasant/super peasants.
8:31 that right there is called the self hostage
easy way to cheese most campaign levels:
1. put a bomb cannon/ normal cannon (bomb works better but more expensive)
2. put as many cheerleaders as ya can (at least 3)
3. control the cannon and spam
note: scarecrow can also work and is like a homing missile launcher but the cannons deal more damage
Regular People:shoot it's April fools day
Landfall and Landfall fans:It's landfall day
Its Landfall Day indeed
Oh yeah april 1st forgot about tabs april first updates
Barvongames: You got like 12 death stars in orbit
Emperor Palpatine: BRING BLITZ TO ME NOW
Wrong guy
6:15 top ten satisfiying villain deaths
I honestly thought this was an april fools joke **>**
Agreed
Well if you known tabs for long every april 1st they always do something really big for their games
Blitz: They have a lot of area damage
Also Blitz: Proceeds to use large amounts of units weak to area damage
Fun fact : The pirate blunderbuss unit is ALMOST invincible to ALL projectiles. For example 1 blunderbuss survive almost 100 swordcaster swords
Who would win?
Angelic beings made to protect god himself or attactive tall women with sharp sticks
I’ve been grinding chores for totally accurate battle simulator-
It's sooo worth it I've had it for a while but it is sooo worth it
Ive been waiting for unit creator on xbox
Grind them chores it’s worth it bro
@Nobuyuki JianYt I can get a game like every 1-2 months but I have a feeling my mom is gonna say “No”
@@jupiter2453 I’m 2 chores away!
FINALLY ANOTHER VID OF THIS GAME
The red and blue. The trays van is a meme like "if noone take the trash out and see someone in it when takin the trash out" like tat LOL
Right now I’m in Mexico on spring break, and the first thing I’m going to do when I get home is play TABS
9:41 *the power of Christ compels you*
Hey I forgot about this game!!!
WOW!!!!
Happy April fools blitz
there's a secret unit in heaven :Edit I will del in one hour
how you open the door? im on xbox
it's been 2 hours
its been 6 hours
@@pixelgaming2301 update on xbox isn't came out yet
Its been 11 hours
you're the king
Blitz, if you are making new units still, you should make a unit that's heavily armored like Rhino from...I think it was The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and give him something like...uh...How about some heavy blunt force to really fuse with the brawn? Then give him Big Headbutt with some other really strong abilities, and nothing like the Dark Peasant Hands, I'm talking about pure strength and muscle...Like Mike Tyson on steroids. I picture the dude to either look like Master Chief, Doom Slayer, or that guy from the Skyrim Teaser who yells "FUS RO DAH!!!"
3:58 not even flex tape can survive that
Wow same time of upload with Baron
They do that alot, he does it with drae aswell
They all are Florida men
@@EEEEEEEE the devils would be a fitting name for them
The easiest way to beat campaigns in tabs is with the DLC.
As you can see in 7:06 the ballista shot at its friend and drag it over the tiny gap in the wall and fell to his death
ey blitz if u ever are in the mood to do it, I can tell you how to break the game hehe
first/final step: When you have 4 ability slots filled with an ability (Any one of them works), if you click both sides of the mouse at the same time which could or could not be hard for you, you can get approx, as many abilities as you want (depending on how long your screen is) idk when they'll patch it so have fun with it while you can.
lol April fools you can’t get me
Lol it’s actually real. The steam tabs had new news saying that there was an update
they really did actually add it
Tabs updates every april 1st
@@airhorn07 is it updated on Xbox or any console?
@@thehttydgeek2021 mmmmm...Maybe, Idk tho. Sorry 😞
Lol I haven’t watched the vid but still liked it because it blitz it’s always good
Sword Lord : a sword caster with attack speed as high as possible
0:38 *milk squirts out of nose* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
little did he know... theres a whole new thing in the spooky map
ayo
Quote Of The Day: What are those? Why did they just turn into angelic beans?
Little do people know, the update added a whole bunch of new and cool stuff, but also made some things not work properly. For example, in the unit creator, some of the voice sounds are blank (raptor sound makes no noise)
And some attack/abilities are kinda buggy (the Dragon kick/punch makes the whole screen do a really funky particle effect. And the fire breath doesn’t look like the ice breath or dragon cart fire, it looks like little fire bits coming from the ground where the enemies are)
Just a few things
First
Congrats! You are first!
@@AirsickLowlander777 I think thi is my first honest "first" I have commented on a video.
@@James-zh2qy congrats
Got here with a 5 hours ago sign 🪧
Wtf
blitz and baron: Who sis the witch and holy thing?
Me: for the boss good and evil they have a ultimate they unleash a ultimate form that is sometimes op
Multiplayer challenge: fight with only the weakest troops of every category.
each campaign level has a secret unit for the faction too
2:05 more like ancient units.
All you have to do to win everything is spam presents since they have a chance to spawn a super or dark peasant
STRAIGHT TO THE UNIT CREATOR!
Edit: there is another secret map with another secret unit (btw there is one on a floating island in the fantasy map.) but anyways the other secret map is in “spooky 1”
At 1:33 is that the chicken Man? Because he’s a very old unit and blitz doesn’t even know about him.....
I would like it if you would continue to make custom units. XD
And if you do, could you make a Chronomancer with reaper tentacles?
Play TABg as well its now free so YAY just spread the news I guess but its a fun game im sure you could enjoy it maybe play it with Baronvongames?
19:57 Baron went against a blood bender
YO! I can’t believe Landfall actually SPONORED him!
you should play it takes two with baron you both have to do something to move on in the level i think you guys would injoy this cause ive been watching for years and yeah
This is a trip down memory lane I used to love this game and I still do
The way two of them talk makes me realize they are not playing tabs they are playing pokemon
The sheild guy that got friendly fired went through the small gap
You should use only spooky units, because, you know, good vs evil
To all who wonder, in the room is all the og insane units like the wizard is there and chicken man.
Fight with your costum units and do unit levels to boss level like that
That means there is rng in this game because you either get
Good or Evil
Because on barons video he got the blue door while blitz got the yellow door
I just love how you both picked Good/Evil, then decided to see who was in Multiplayer...
"So if we gotta do things,we gotta do things at a distance"
-Blitz
Multiplayer idea: you have to control the units
Yes I missed this game
Make your own Giant and make him have a lot of hit points and make him very heavy with the ice giant punch and make him look like a banana and make him have a slow attack speed and that is all
Challenge:
Force of good vs dark peasant or force of evil vs dark peasant and the last the force of good vs the force
you know you could have just said make the angle's and demon's fight eachother
I think you should make a Gatling Gunner
go to the spooky version of the map with a door and you'll se another door and that door inside try to find a hole and you'll fight the evil side
I haven't heard of secret for for years
blitz has to be one of my favorite youtubers he has been so amazing even when i just started watching him when he had 700k subs and one of the best things is in my opinion he isnt like popularmmos where his channel is going down and then it dies off its getting better :D
Make a fire ice ant with 3 ice breath and the fire balls and 2 ice sculpture things
1:41 assassins creed flashbacks
11:23 is this ment to happen or did you two just somehow did this???
I remember the days where tabs had a grid to place your units and anything over 50 - 60 would destroy your computer
:D the elephants and mammoths are butiful
not even flex tape is going to make them survive ~Blitz 2021~
It's on xbox full release now but you can't type the numbers your finger has to hurt to get it to some of the thousands
The last unit in the good faction said THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Make a unit with ice and fire breath mammoth charge and lighning block they should have a tree 2× size basically giants put together
I hope they update this game still, because I’d love to see more lore.
Lets gooo
I missed this game so much
now i did to my self speak of every unit there. and the one with the duck is the chicken man.
ok so here is how i see every unit in the portal room.
*the pesent, and his many throwable things,*
*the painter, ever creative with his art, and skilled in a fist fight,*
*that strange dragon thing, everyign was scrathched out or was writen in claw marks*
*the healer, a prist of god and ever spoken in good tounge*
*the story teller, may the myths of this land be for ever retold and never fergotten*
*the chicken man, a lord of the lost era, and master of destruction by pure calamity, also first to wear cloths, just not over the ass* (he poops out chickens that are worse than amped snek archers)
*the creater, only known for the mastery over all, some say he summons legions for amusment to watch them fight for the death*
*the chronomancer, lost to time* thing is writen strangly
*the bard, a singer of songs and was also the one to fight as his collage was burned to the ground, he strums a lute covered in blood*
*the twins, always loving and caring for one another but also equally fighting just as mutch* the stones are depicted one red and other blue
*hammer madian, a simple warrior of desperation now famous for ending the wars in the north*
*finally the detective, he is for the most part lost in his cases but comes always on top and the criminals never get away*