Considering that most eye beams cause significant damage, it makes me wonder if our coffee shop is even salvageable at all. I'd probably sling a brick at the hero too if my livelihood was destroyed, especially if the building was picked for it's character that can't be replaced.😂
"I'm not bluffing, you are at my mercy." If you were going to do something, I'd have been dead a long time ago cause you'd have done it already. "Was that...your coffee shop?" "I don't even have laser ey- wait, were you aiming for the hero?" There ya go, now you're getting it genius. And we would have got here at lot faster if you just ASKED WHY FROM THE START. Ya know, even when I was supposed to be scared I was laughing and grinning like a mischievous idiot. This was a lot of fun. I loved getting to sass him in my head.
okay, maybe walking with some bricks in the purse from now on wouldn't be so bad... btw I love how "just breathe the gas in" starts a freaking fight or flight mode that makes wanna do anything but breathe. 10/10
Man this is really good I like that is not a cut and dry super villain story it has a lot of potential I hope there’s a sequel keep on making interesting stories😊
"Wakey, wakey, you insignificant pipsqueak." Jaw? Dropped. Sleep? Left the chat. Hiding? -Yes. He can't find me under my covers.- I LIED. THIS FOOL IS GOING DOWN. He's so preeny! Someone get me another brick. 😂Nono, you can keep me sir. I'm having fun here. "I think we can all agree capitalism is the real villain here." If/when we get a new coffee shop, I vouch this one gets free coffee.
For a second there i thought I saw a Kamen Rider I'm a simple man, I see Kamen rider, I click Then get roasted by the dude! After knowing the Context "Chill bro it's just a prank bro! Calm down Jamal"
OK, but I need them to meet again and the super villain to get like discount if he helps rebuild their coffee shop or better yet strong arms, the superhero into paying for damages
To be honest I would have done the same if the one thing that brought me joy was destroyed. I'd throw a brick too cause honestly, that part of every hero story almost never gets talked about. And it's frustrating sometimes.🙃
Knight, I like your sense of humor.😁 First you worry about the fact that a civilian ruined your winning streak and then you want to blame capitalism for our ruin. ...do you actually know what the destruction of my coffee shop means to me?? 😭...I was my own best customer!! 🤣😂 Fantastic audio 👍🏻👏🏻 and I hope you do a second part.
My poor shop and suddenly-out-of-work-employees who were those in need of a second chance, if only there was a 💅way✨ to obtain enough money that the insurance won't give to redo the shop real nice and pay the employees well so they don't miss their bills while renovations take place 💰 😈
I never wanted to. Why are you keeping me then? No.... I'm sorry. Don't you think you're just being a bit dramatic? Fine. Kill me then! I'm A Renegade. I don't Follow rules, with all Disrespect. I don't have any superpowers. I'm Weak, compared to you. I'm no cop. No! I own a Coffee Shop. No. I'm the Manager. No. I don't even know who he is under the Mask! Whatever. I really don't care. You're doing it right now. You wouldn't actually hurt me! What are you, my Dad? If only you had a way to fix my lack of Powers.... Yeah. I think they simply painted it. Yes. Mhm. Nope. Now I'm out of A job because of you! Yes, I was. Why? I want to stay. No! I want to be your Sidekick. Mmmmh....
'If you're a cop you have to tell me' 😂😂
Mhm, its the law
I don’t know where this rumor got started. It’s not true at all.
I love the concept that we was trying to hit the hero because he did the damge to our coffee shop 😂
Also great job as always
Happy you enjoyed it
I agree 😂
Considering that most eye beams cause significant damage, it makes me wonder if our coffee shop is even salvageable at all. I'd probably sling a brick at the hero too if my livelihood was destroyed, especially if the building was picked for it's character that can't be replaced.😂
1:13
“oh im sowwy…”
“you are not sorry u liar ”
“yeee no”
NOOO WE NEED MOREEEE
Beware the brick-wielding baristas!! 🤣
Ok but this is so funny?? I love this so much??
I read "spunky civilian listener" and was already sold! And you did not disappoint! 😄
Seemed like a lot of fun to do
"I'm not bluffing, you are at my mercy."
If you were going to do something, I'd have been dead a long time ago cause you'd have done it already.
"Was that...your coffee shop?"
"I don't even have laser ey- wait, were you aiming for the hero?"
There ya go, now you're getting it genius. And we would have got here at lot faster if you just ASKED WHY FROM THE START.
Ya know, even when I was supposed to be scared I was laughing and grinning like a mischievous idiot. This was a lot of fun. I loved getting to sass him in my head.
Lol happy you had a good time
0:53 😂😂 I was not expecting a response.
okay, maybe walking with some bricks in the purse from now on wouldn't be so bad...
btw I love how "just breathe the gas in" starts a freaking fight or flight mode that makes wanna do anything but breathe. 10/10
Man this is really good I like that is not a cut and dry super villain story it has a lot of potential I hope there’s a sequel keep on making interesting stories😊
"Wakey, wakey, you insignificant pipsqueak."
Jaw? Dropped.
Sleep? Left the chat.
Hiding? -Yes. He can't find me under my covers.- I LIED. THIS FOOL IS GOING DOWN. He's so preeny! Someone get me another brick. 😂Nono, you can keep me sir. I'm having fun here.
"I think we can all agree capitalism is the real villain here." If/when we get a new coffee shop, I vouch this one gets free coffee.
OMG, LOVE IT!! CANT WAIT FOR PART 2!! THANKING YOU KNIGHT!!
AND RIP RED BRICK COFFEE SHOP!!
Glad you liked it
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Oh nooooo my finger slipped and I’ve subscribed so now you have to do a part 2😂😂😂
"What would the city pay to get you back?" Dawg, literally nothing. They want me dead too!
Me, mid-sleep gas: You diiiiiiiii-
It's not my fault I hit you with a brick. It's my premium sarcasm subscription, which comes with a brick and rbf as a little bonus, I swair!! 😅😂
Love it 💗💗💗 Please do a part two ! I want barista - villain wholesome romance 😌 And we should name a drink after him 🙌✨🧋
omg great work we need a part 2!!
If your villainess plan falls like a tower of cards all because of a brick, then that’s just a skill issue.
Omg! Please make this into a series! The villain should replace the old hero by giving the main character powers!
For a second there i thought I saw a Kamen Rider
I'm a simple man, I see Kamen rider, I click
Then get roasted by the dude!
After knowing the Context
"Chill bro it's just a prank bro!
Calm down Jamal"
I thought the same thing but he looked really cool so I kept it
Cool audio!
Kinda reminds me of Owlman from Crime Syndicate, just that him here shows emotions. 😄
Dramatic much? Let's just form a team and go after that hero 😮💨
Its all about presentation, that's how you become a supervillain
OK, but I need them to meet again and the super villain to get like discount if he helps rebuild their coffee shop or better yet strong arms, the superhero into paying for damages
This is just so good, i want a series from this idea 🙏🙏🙏
Mah coffee shop! ☄️ Really good 😊
To be honest I would have done the same if the one thing that brought me joy was destroyed. I'd throw a brick too cause honestly, that part of every hero story almost never gets talked about. And it's frustrating sometimes.🙃
This was very fun
Knight, I like your sense of humor.😁
First you worry about the fact that a civilian ruined your winning streak and then you want to blame capitalism for our ruin.
...do you actually know what the destruction of my coffee shop means to me?? 😭...I was my own best customer!! 🤣😂
Fantastic audio 👍🏻👏🏻 and I hope you do a second part.
Happy you liked it
I need a part 2 where the barista joins him
I need a part 2
My poor shop and suddenly-out-of-work-employees who were those in need of a second chance, if only there was a 💅way✨ to obtain enough money that the insurance won't give to redo the shop real nice and pay the employees well so they don't miss their bills while renovations take place 💰 😈
Need more ❤
😂😂😂 You know capitalism is the real villain here 😂😂😂
Capitalism is the true villain 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never wanted to. Why are you keeping me then? No.... I'm sorry. Don't you think you're just being a bit dramatic? Fine. Kill me then! I'm A Renegade. I don't Follow rules, with all Disrespect. I don't have any superpowers. I'm Weak, compared to you. I'm no cop. No! I own a Coffee Shop. No. I'm the Manager. No. I don't even know who he is under the Mask! Whatever. I really don't care. You're doing it right now. You wouldn't actually hurt me! What are you, my Dad? If only you had a way to fix my lack of Powers.... Yeah. I think they simply painted it. Yes. Mhm. Nope. Now I'm out of A job because of you! Yes, I was. Why? I want to stay. No! I want to be your Sidekick. Mmmmh....
PLEASE TELL ME THIS GONNA HAVE A PART TWO (´-﹏-`;)